just found a man-purse full of cash ln gas station toilet,what do?
>i not gonna return it ....
>im looking for options to spend....
hookers and drugs. although it looks to be at least 1k euro if not 1.3. you could honestly just put it into a CD or some stocks and forget about it and cash in nice, provided you got enough money to live on for the time being (assuming you have a job). up to you OP, lets hope the owner doesnt browse /b/ and has the skills to find you. id be pretty salty.
it doesn't look like 4k at all.
source : i have 5k in cash in 50€ note in front of me (this is an old timestamp, but i still have the stack of 50€ with rubber band around and it's 5k€ )
what's the exact amount ? i bet something around 1.5k
If luck came by to you bring luck to some other people. Out of these 3860 give two homeless people 80€ each. This must have made your day, findind this stack of cash, make someone else happy, afterwards, spend the rest of 3700€ on whatever your heart feels like. Good karma is better than no karma, trust me.
I agree, I wasn't a drug dealer fyi. I ran a business, albeit into the ground.
One time I spent £4200 on 7 hookers in one night and ended up in hospital.
I really had a fucked up time.
OP won't make it long term. It's obvious drug deal, or something of that sort. And for 4k, whoever it was intended for, will definitely be going to that gas station and looking a video cameras... The thing about gas stations too is that they have high quality video today, and pointed in all directions inside and outside. The only thing that might work in OP's favor is if he didn't drive there, gets off all social media, and doesn't have a history of past crimes.
Considering those odds, I say go short term. A shit load of fire buds, some games, and a nice ass meal... Who knows, it could be your last
most don't have cams in the toilets mate it puts people off, im working at a gas station now and have worked at other ones before and i have to review footage from the cams currently but before i just had to monitor for the day, none have had ones in the toilets but multiple cameras on different aisles though, never ever seen anyone steal shit, probably because they got a monitor showing them being recorded too
Yeah, you're so much smarter than people trying to launder money.
I bet your next answer will be "just open multiple account"
Why do you think i keep between 5 to 10k in cash at my place ? Because i enjoy being robbed ?
You won't get caught like 100% of time, but if you put large sum on your bank account you need to give an explanation. It's not like when you put the 50$ that your grandma gave you for being a good boy
not to mention... its a fucking mens room. provided op didnt walk out of the bathroom with the purse in view (which lets face it he probably did) the dealer would be hunting down everyone that came to take a piss/shit after he stashed it. that could be a whole lotta niggahs.
Not IN the toilet... lol, ya that would be illegal as fuck. But they always have them facing the bathrooms. To see if people bring stuff into the bathroom and then come out of the bathroom with nothing. Theft
Someone leaving cash like that in the bathroom... It wasn't there for long, and wasn't going to be there for long. OP just wandered in at the right--- or wrong time. Shit, mother fuckers were probably already there watching. They just weren't trying to have a physical hand off
I'll trade you this and a railroad for all of it
Here's an idea, gtfo our site eurocuck. This is and always has been an AMERICAN web site. You cuck eurofags aren't welcome. So shove that fake ass eurotrash play money up your ass if you can keep a french cock out of it for two seconds. You fucking pieces of shit make me fucking sick to my stomach. Seriously, fucking kill yourself if you are ANYTHING other than American
>you keep 10k in cash in your place? in the monopoly game board right?
i said between 5 and 10k. I've been spending a bit because of the holiday, so i only have 6260€ right now
>japanese anime image-board
Started by an American. For Americans. Japs are the exception, at least they know how to fucking act and get with the program. Maybe we should nuke a few of your cities and you faggots will get with the program.
Euro value its above dollar. The Dollar was created by spanish fags. The dollar symbol is from the Hercules columns in Spain.
We have done more in less than 300 years than the whole of europe has done like ever. Let's run the list.
>Industrial revolution: America.
>First practical firearms: America.
>Space Exploration: America (Earth to the Moon)
>Computer Technology: America
>Entire basis of the modern world: America
We have single handedly altered the course of fucking human civilization in less than 200 years. What now you fucking waste of space?
>american web site
>owned by a Japanese man
>this is europe's best example of an argument.
>Industrial revolution: Britain and France.
>First practical firearms: The first integrated cartridge was developed in Paris in 1808 by the Swiss gunsmith Jean Samuel Pauly.
>Automobiles: Karl Benz, the inventor of the modern car (germany)
>Space Exploration: Russia, first sattelite, animal and man in space.
>Computer Technology: In 1941, Zuse followed his earlier machine up with the Z3, the world's first working electromechanical programmable, fully automatic digital computer.
>Entire basis of the modern world: Europe
Can you please be quiet now?
also for the sake of argument:
The entire apollo program (+ parts of mercury and gemini) was the lovechild of Wernher von Braun, german engineer (former member of NSDAP and SS) and a huge budget.
So not even the space program should technically be called american.
I just really, really hope this is bait.
>Industrial revolution: Fucking England you cuck
>First practical firearms: China
>Flight: America (Wow you got something right)
>Space Exploration: First satellite - Soviet Union. First animal in space - Soviet Union. First man in space - Soviet Union. First man on moon - America (Another thing you got right, congratulations dude)
>Computer Technology: England.
>Entire basis of the modern world: America? Alright, let's look at some of the things America has:
>No proper healthcare which is standard in most of Europe
>Retarded gun-laws (inb4 muh freedom, yeah, nothing demonstrates freedom more than a school shooter every other week)
>Retarded education system (You are a good example for that)
Should I say more?
Dude I been shitposting the whole time, how did you manage to assume I was serious is beyond me.
BTW even when the servers are located in the USA Hiro, a japanese person, is the owner.
Fuck that worthless paper. The south will rise again.
No, but you should expand your vocabulary.
lol yeah alright.
My gf is American and I regularly have to vomit because of the shit she comes out with.
Found out the other day that "pigs in blankets' in the us is:
>hot dog sausages wrapped in croissant
They take words and phrases that are older than their country itself, and then simplify them.
American English is like English in dyslexic mode.
Probably drug money, or stolen, so I wouldn't go too crazy spending it right away. Might even be counterfeit. I'd get one of those pens and check. Don't want to get caught trying to pass counterfeit bills of at places that are apt to check.
America isn't superpower anymore after they let Russians invade Georgia and Ukraine. Every day USA gets weaker as Russia and China get stronger. The crucial point of no-return was passed long ago.
Even flight isn't totally theirs. Wright bros created the first glider with a rudder.
There are too many to list, but google it yourself. Many designs and prototypes existed years before the wright brothers. Including some by other americans. They are credited with the first controlled flight, and even this is disputable, because of the non black-and white nature of the term 'controlled'.
>you can't put 4k in a bank without having to give an explanation to your bank
Theres no cameras inside a bathroom. There is no evidence of anyone picking up anything, there is no evidence of anyone pocketing anything.
At best, you have a rough timeframe for any number of unknown individuals walking in/out of a toilet.
>Bravo matlock, youve cracked the case.
The 8 reales coins minted from new world silver. they were pretty much a world trade coin, English speaking people called them dollars and they were very common in colonial America, and when the founding fathers created the silver dollar they made the weight and fineness equal to the 8 real coin.
Buy a fake cop badge, go to the place you found the money, when the drug dealers turn up pretend you are a bent undercover cop and threaten to arrest them unless they hand over the drugs, profit
It's hilarious to everyone else how americans are WITHOUT a doubt, the cringyest people on the planet.
I just got here yesterday and there is too much to list.
>men in america look about 60 by the age of 30
>everyone has zero dress sense. Eagle shirts, plain blue jeans, retarded troops propaganda clothes
>pedo mustaches and beer bellies, mullets and perms
>say stupid shit like 'gosh darn it" and "Happy freedom day" and "god bless america"
>have zero knowledge of the outside world. The reason for this is usually: "USA! USA! USA!"
>mutilate language, and then just say it's better because america
>education system that pushes kids through a mesh so that they don't have any time to actually learn anything
>at least half of the population literally believes in God. LOL
>too lazy to wash dicks, so just have jew cocks instead
I don't even know. There's a whole fucking lot that I could say, but it will fall on american ears. I ALMOST admire their ability to be blind and ignorant to everything because it must be fun to think everyone likes you.
that's why a quarter dollar is called "2 bits", a bit was 1 real, there were 8 in a dollar, American coins and Spanish colonial coins circulated side by side in the US until the 1850s
It's the opposite. The more civilized the country you live in, the more strict the bank are about cash deposit. If you live in a country where everyone use cash to avoid paying tax ( like Greece, Portugal, Spain, etc... ) noone cares about you puting cash in your bank acount.
If you live in place where there is an actual effort to fight tax evasion, money laundering, and unreported employment, you'll have to give an explanation for putting large amount of cash on your bank account.
U STOLE MY MONEY CUZZ.
ARE YOU MAD BRUV?? ARE YOU NUTS? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM BLUD??
Psalms 19:1 says "The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork."
Any idea why Von Braun would choose to have this on his grave stone?
Maybe he knew that the Earth´is flat and space travel is impossible.
You are so full of shit I can smell it.
In the US. A country many would argue leads first world in tax evaders. You can deposit up to 10k in cash without any explanation whatsoever. Even after that 10k limit you are only required to provide a single document proving you have reported the income to the IRS and even then you are only required to do so the first time you make a deposit of that size into an account for the first time.
Yes, a thousand pounds in cash is a little suspicious, regardless of how patriotic you are.
As another poster said, this only happens in countries that arent total shit. Countries that don't do this include:
etc. Get it?
America and Europese are practicly the Same, Most thing you call American inventions are from First generation immigrants, Oh and industrial revelution started in England, US was kinda late to that show just as my Country
Ah, OK, so it's bait. Wasn't sure if you were a retard.
>>No proper healthcare which is standard in most of Europe
Then why do your rich come to the US for treatments? And Canadians? Any idea why major medical breakthroughs in radiology and pharmaceuticals are par for the fucking course in the US but not in, say, Belgium?
>>Retarded gun-laws (inb4 muh freedom, yeah, nothing demonstrates freedom more than a school shooter every other week)
Enjoy being culturally enriched by Mohammed with no means of defending yourself, Eurofag.
Maybe visit Paris. Go to a metal concert.
>>Retarded education system (You are a good example for that)
Then why do the rich from all over the fucking world swarm here for their educations?
Typical ignorant Eurofaggot talking points, without basis in reality.
You're barely at a level above the bait you responded to.
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE BLUD?
YOU BETTER RETURN THAT MONEY FAM. OR ILL HAVE MY GOONS OUTSIDE YOUR CRIB READY TO PEPPER U M8. WE AIN'T NO NEEKS, INNIT.
SKENGS ON DECK.
You really are a fucking mongo.
What you are alleging is that if you want to pay in cash a sum equal to the monthly take home pay of somebody on NMW the bank will be suspicious.
They fucking won't. They really fucking won't.
It's not exactly hard. In the UK, we are taught how to read and write from a young age.
All you have to do is show them a payslip or a some bank statements. Basically unless you're a nigger/drug dealer, you have nothing to worry about. It'd take about 2 minutes. Most people spend all their money on coke or ket so not everyone has a thousand quid just lying around.
I'm not from the US, i'm from a country where Euro is the legal currency. In the US since you have to pay for everything ( healthcare, education, retirement, etc.. ) your salary are way higher and 10k might not represent a significant amount of money.
Here in continental Europe, our salary are way smaller than in the US so 4k€ is a big amount of money, and bank will ask you where it comes from. They wont ALWAYS ask you, but there is a chance that they will ask you and that you'll get in trouble for it.
Not suspicious. It's just somebody doing their job.
It's happened to me in the past for a thousand pounds. I was 17 at the time, mind you, but I had saved it fair and square, and I had no problems. Why is it so hard for you to believe?
I don't know what fucking 2 bit shit cunt financial institution you bank with but I can walk into Nationwide and deposit up to 80 notes in a singal transaction without having any human interation.
£1600 in ubiquitous £20 notes. 4 large in £50s
I can use internet banking to transfer £10,000 in a single transaction.
You've missed a zero off the amount. But I suppose if you are 15 and £10 is like you've won the lottery its an easy mistake to make
Just because it is owned by a japnigger doesn't mean it isn't a US based website.
....But it is.
I still don't get it. If I'm so wrong, shouldn't it be obvious?
This guy gets it. Funnily enough, I got the dyslexia thing from a friend of mine who is also heavily dyslexic. He spells everything the American way, and has said multiple times that he thinks they spell things the way a dyslexic person would.
I'm sorry if it offends you, but I can't find an error there. Are you saying that Dyslexic people don't have trouble spelling things?
Again I say what third world shithole are you from? In what first world nation would any person call 4k euros (or any other first world currency for that matter) a significant amount?
First world countries are dropping from the EU like flies because shit tier nations like yours are dragging down the value of the currency. Just because your country trade on the Euro doesn't miraculously rise your status from 3rd world shithole to glorious land of capitalist bliss.
I'm putting my bet on Greece, or Spain. Shitholes that they are.
>ITT Poorfags that think this is a lot of money.
>inb4 cant post pic of bag because money is OP's life savings his mom started when he was a 3yo.
kek eurofags with there fruitloops rainbow colored money
Lesson number 1 OP: NEVER give money to cops. They'll keep it for their budget or donuts. Id hold on to it for now. Keep it hidden and keep it for a year. Then youre safe. Spend it slowly rather than withdraw from ATM. No one will know
I have loads of colleagues in France. That is not the average salary there any more than it is in the US.
Just because your a shitlord working a job in a supermarket or flipping burgers at fucking McDonalds doesn't mean you represent an average salary in a nation with people that actually value careers and work to educate themselves in return for legitimate salaries.