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just found a man-purse full of cash ln gas station toilet,what do?

>i not gonna return it ....
>im looking for options to spend....
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>>702147510
Send me some on PayPal
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burn it fagget
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>>702147742
i dont have an paypal....
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Don't be a cunt. Return it. Think of it the other way found you cheap cunt
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>>702147510
eat it
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>>702147510
Send me a couple 20s
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its quite alot around 4k
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well you pretty much can't return it now lol

>buy xbox one
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>>702147510
How about you put it in a goddamn bank. Stop thinking so short term and save that shit. Or better yet, Open up a Roth IRA and let some compound interest work for you.
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>>702147954
Fucking faggot he found it rightfully
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>>702147954
not an option fuck returning
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>>702147510
Buy a steam card, some booze, and your drug of choice
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it's just monopoly money why are you guys falling for this
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>>702148016
are you fucking retarded? if you really don't know where to spend it, then give it away
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>>702148016
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>>702148142
done, next?
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>>702147510
Geef aan mij homo
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>>702147954
its probably drug money cus only niggers use man-purses
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>>702147510

Put up two houses and a hotel on Boardwalk and Park Place.
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>>702147510

FUCK BITCHES; POST ON /b/
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>>702148274
that might be true
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show the man-purse.
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Send some of it to everyone in this thread, we deserve it
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>>702148142
>>702148215
no wonder these faggots are all on welfare. They don't know what the fuck to do with their money.
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>>702147510
hookers and drugs. although it looks to be at least 1k euro if not 1.3. you could honestly just put it into a CD or some stocks and forget about it and cash in nice, provided you got enough money to live on for the time being (assuming you have a job). up to you OP, lets hope the owner doesnt browse /b/ and has the skills to find you. id be pretty salty.
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>>702148274
fucking sand nagger
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>>702148327
im thinkimg on ordering an escort...
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>>702147510
HIDE THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR
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>>702147510
keep it, invest it, itll come in useful later on
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>>702147510
go invest in something its pretty clever to do so
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>>702148016
4k ? are you retard ?
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Buy weed
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>>702148142
>>702148215
If you still have some go to gamestop, the casino, or get a prostitute

also you could give me a game
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>>702147510
use it for grocery, beer and everyday stuff until you have none.

You could always buy something at the store, electronics or w/e.
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>>702147510
Buy a new PC / Laptop
Get urself some nice clothes
Go to fancy restaurant
Buy some real books
Go to vacations!
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I'd return it.
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>>702148387
oh boi
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Buy '98 Pontiac aztek with the highest mileage possible
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Send it to my PayPal
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>>702148487
its 3860
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>>702147869
Don't want to be that guy but
>A PayPal
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Looks like the income of a low tier drug dealer.

Its easy to see because of the big stack of €5, people probably buying small amounts of weed.
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In the last 4 years I've blown £400k on drink drugs prostitutes and gambling.

I can safely say, though, I'm now broke as fuck, I thoroughly enjoyed every minute.
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>>702148016
it doesn't look like 4k at all.

source : i have 5k in cash in 50€ note in front of me (this is an old timestamp, but i still have the stack of 50€ with rubber band around and it's 5k€ )

what's the exact amount ? i bet something around 1.5k
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ok guys
>beer bought
>food too
>cigaretes too
> rest i will hide and use as nessesairy
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>>702148410

Do it man, a redheaded busty escort
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>>702148736
Yes, if you're going to find a dealer's cash you should spend it like a dealer
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>>702148789
1.5 is what im thinking too but its a little hard to to tell how many 50's there are.
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>>702148661
If luck came by to you bring luck to some other people. Out of these 3860 give two homeless people 80€ each. This must have made your day, findind this stack of cash, make someone else happy, afterwards, spend the rest of 3700€ on whatever your heart feels like. Good karma is better than no karma, trust me.
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>>702148116
you can't put 4k in a bank without having to give an explanation to your bank
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>>702149008
lolwut? is this a bongland thing?
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>>702148933
I agree, I wasn't a drug dealer fyi. I ran a business, albeit into the ground.

One time I spent £4200 on 7 hookers in one night and ended up in hospital.

I really had a fucked up time.
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>>702149142
i live in continental europe. Britbong use £ not €
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try a shemale hooker
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>>702148116
>>702148387
>>702147510

OP won't make it long term. It's obvious drug deal, or something of that sort. And for 4k, whoever it was intended for, will definitely be going to that gas station and looking a video cameras... The thing about gas stations too is that they have high quality video today, and pointed in all directions inside and outside. The only thing that might work in OP's favor is if he didn't drive there, gets off all social media, and doesn't have a history of past crimes.

Considering those odds, I say go short term. A shit load of fire buds, some games, and a nice ass meal... Who knows, it could be your last
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get this or nothing
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>>702149000
Karma isn't real faggot.
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>>702147510
buy yourself a fleshlight and jerkoff on a bus
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>>702148116
> putting 4k of stolen money into a bank account
> imply someone's being stupid
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>>702147510
>>702149326
Best investion you can make OP
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>>702149243
You're doing it wrong. You don't have to give money to shemale to fuck them. They are looking for guy who can top.

If you pay a shemale, it's her turn to top.
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>>702149207
ok even so, if your bank has a problem with you making a deposit or youre nervous about it make monthly deposits of 200 dollars until its all in.
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most don't have cams in the toilets mate it puts people off, im working at a gas station now and have worked at other ones before and i have to review footage from the cams currently but before i just had to monitor for the day, none have had ones in the toilets but multiple cameras on different aisles though, never ever seen anyone steal shit, probably because they got a monitor showing them being recorded too
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>>702147510
You pussy Europeans sure have some faggot looking money. Looks like monopoly shit
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>>702149478
Yeah, you're so much smarter than people trying to launder money.

I bet your next answer will be "just open multiple account"

Why do you think i keep between 5 to 10k in cash at my place ? Because i enjoy being robbed ?

You won't get caught like 100% of time, but if you put large sum on your bank account you need to give an explanation. It's not like when you put the 50$ that your grandma gave you for being a good boy
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>>702148162
I see what you did there :D
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>>702147510
can you take a close pic of it? i think its fake lol
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>>702149681
not to mention... its a fucking mens room. provided op didnt walk out of the bathroom with the purse in view (which lets face it he probably did) the dealer would be hunting down everyone that came to take a piss/shit after he stashed it. that could be a whole lotta niggahs.
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>>702149681
Not IN the toilet... lol, ya that would be illegal as fuck. But they always have them facing the bathrooms. To see if people bring stuff into the bathroom and then come out of the bathroom with nothing. Theft
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>>702148162
yeah it's worthless money, you can't buy gun with it, or food filled with corn syrup.
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Take it too the bank dude, say your mom just died and they'll take it instantly
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>>702150091
>what is inheritance tax
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>>702150014
Someone leaving cash like that in the bathroom... It wasn't there for long, and wasn't going to be there for long. OP just wandered in at the right--- or wrong time. Shit, mother fuckers were probably already there watching. They just weren't trying to have a physical hand off
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>>702149826
4k really isnt a significant sum of money, careful dude your age is showing. you keep 10k in cash in your place? in the monopoly game board right?
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>>702147510
I'll trade you this and a railroad for all of it
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Them papers mean food anon
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>>702147510
Play monopoly
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>>702150421
It's 2 month of the average salary where i live. So it's significant
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>>702150257
Never had to put up with that shit
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>>702149008
You can if you open a safe deposit box. Not as convenient but still safe
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burn the 100 euro bill
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>>702150877
dubzz
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>>702147510
Start a mafia
Help inmigrants come in in exchange for big ass payments, only to kill them and sell the organs instead.
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>>702150877
dubs, op do it with proof
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>>702149008
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>>702147510
Here's an idea, gtfo our site eurocuck. This is and always has been an AMERICAN web site. You cuck eurofags aren't welcome. So shove that fake ass eurotrash play money up your ass if you can keep a french cock out of it for two seconds. You fucking pieces of shit make me fucking sick to my stomach. Seriously, fucking kill yourself if you are ANYTHING other than American
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>>702147510
buy a dirtbike (motor dirt bike) or something fun
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>>702147510
tu kurva velnias rasiu tave ir pakarsiu
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>>702147510
Take o bank "it was my rainy day jar"
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>>702151161
>american web site
japanese anime image-board
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>>702149279
This nigga think Jason Bourne is lookin for that man purse.

GTFOH
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>>702150421
>you keep 10k in cash in your place? in the monopoly game board right?

i said between 5 and 10k. I've been spending a bit because of the holiday, so i only have 6260€ right now
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>>702151391
>japanese anime image-board
Started by an American. For Americans. Japs are the exception, at least they know how to fucking act and get with the program. Maybe we should nuke a few of your cities and you faggots will get with the program.
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American fag
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>>702151161
ow bout us british mate? what do u think bout' us? better be good or'll fly over and smash your fuckin head in
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>>702151500
I would.
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>>702151500
I'll remember this post forever.
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Tell me how fat are you
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>>702151905
What I think is we sent you home with a fucking rupture in the 1700's and nothing's changed. We would destroy you fucking cucks in a war just like we would anyone else.
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>>702149000
Fuck the homeless don't give them shit.
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Bring it to the cops and say you found it! Maybe the rightful owner will pay you handsomely. So be a good nigger okay!
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>>702147510
$AMD September16 8.00 Calls.

Do it pussy.
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>>702147510
J'ai besoin de 90€ pour m'acheter un écran de pc décent, si jamais t'as ça en trop...
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>/B/
KYS
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>>702151161
Euro value its above dollar. The Dollar was created by spanish fags. The dollar symbol is from the Hercules columns in Spain.
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>>702151638
I can't tell if this is bait or just a testimony to the awful american education system
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>>702152404
>The Dollar was created by spanish fags.
Whoa what
I thought we were all about reales sn centimos and pesetas
When did spain do dollars
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You nuked the world you are living on and you think you are better than everyone that's great
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>>702152134
you have no culture, my old secondary school is older than your country
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>>702152556
this dense...
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Do i have to fucking remember that your country didn't even exist before "eurofags" discovered it?
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>>702148016
buy drugs
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>>702152787

And help to win muh independance
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>>702152595
"Non plus ultra"
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>>702147510
Watch No Country for Old Men.
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>>702151161
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Burn it.
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>>702149000
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>>702152661
We have done more in less than 300 years than the whole of europe has done like ever. Let's run the list.
>Industrial revolution: America.
>First practical firearms: America.
>Automobiles: America.
>Flight: America
>Space Exploration: America (Earth to the Moon)
>Computer Technology: America
>Entire basis of the modern world: America
We have single handedly altered the course of fucking human civilization in less than 200 years. What now you fucking waste of space?
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>>702153448
>Industrial revolution: America.

i stopped reading right there.
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>>702149000

This is 4chan, not reddit.
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Use it to fund your sand kike mosque you fucking euro Muslim fag
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>>702149000
>karma
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>>702147510
hope you dress well for the news, anon.
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Donate all of it to isis
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>>702149000
Trips of truth.
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>>702151161
>american web site
>owned by a Japanese man
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>>702147510
Put it in the bank and forget about it. Always pays to have money stashed away in case something comes up.
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Use it to fund my HRT treatment
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>>702153508
I'm amazed you can read at all.
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>>702153448
>implying the moon landings were real
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>>702147510
No one cares about your monopoly money
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Lol never knew Eurofags triggered so easily
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It's always hilarious when you fucks have absolutely no valid arguments against the superiority of America.
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>>702151638
amerifag started it, eurofags fill it with content.

Now be quiet you illiterate, neckbeard excuse for a human being.
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>>702153934
why do you think we have so many wars
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Buy me a roomful of futa lolicon body pillows
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>>702154129
What wars have you participated in that did not include US support??
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>>702151638
>Started by an American. For Americans. Japs are the exception
Get your shit correct, you fucking newfag.
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>>702154061
>this is europe's best example of an argument.
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>>702153448
Discovered and colonised America and therefore caused all of your list in the first place : Europe
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>>702149326

And it just stands there? Doing nothing?? Get that shit outta here
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>>702154271
civil wars you wankers, and so many before the US even existed, suck out you twat
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>>702154283
What part of that is incorrect?
Moot started this board to bring the popular Asian image board style model to the USA
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>>702147510
what i would do
new pc
cs go cases
steam spree
find somone attrative and give them it in exchange for succ
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>>702154412
Ok big guy... you want a sodie pop?
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>>702147510
Give it back tyrone
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>>702148663
An hero
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>>702147510
whenever i come up on money i usually just use it for food, or alcohol. some insignificant everyday shit. maybe buy a new vidya
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>>702154614
cringe
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>>702154614
no thank you CIA
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>>702154719
No "Cringe" here, but I could get you an American made Pepsi?
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>>702153063
Wasn't the motto just plus ultra
How does "not further beyond" make sense

Still want to know when spain used and dropped dollars
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>>702153448
>Industrial revolution: Britain and France.
>First practical firearms: The first integrated cartridge was developed in Paris in 1808 by the Swiss gunsmith Jean Samuel Pauly.
>Automobiles: Karl Benz, the inventor of the modern car (germany)
>Flight: America
>Space Exploration: Russia, first sattelite, animal and man in space.
>Computer Technology: In 1941, Zuse followed his earlier machine up with the Z3, the world's first working electromechanical programmable, fully automatic digital computer.
>Entire basis of the modern world: Europe

Can you please be quiet now?
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>>702154499
Yeah because according You SA didn't allow muricans and moot was too stupid to ban Japanese traffic and not european traffic
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>>702154975
you're using our language
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>>702153448
The Germans invented the car, you greasy burger eating monkey
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>>702155079
Plz engrish say talk
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lol euros are fuckin ugly, looks like fuckin play money
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>>702155178
no go home, now japanese person owner therefore japanese site
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>>702154318
No, it's not an argument, just a base hypothesis when comparing amerifags vs eurofags

<- brazilian
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>>702155144
Well you fags mistreated it.
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>>702155339
K
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>>702149718
Are you being ironic or what? US money literally feels like disneyland money or something. It feels worthless. That's why I blow it all when I'm here.
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also for the sake of argument:

The entire apollo program (+ parts of mercury and gemini) was the lovechild of Wernher von Braun, german engineer (former member of NSDAP and SS) and a huge budget.

So not even the space program should technically be called american.
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>>702155596
What point are you even trying to make?
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>>702154061
fill it with content? lol get the fuck outta here /b/ hasnt had any legit OC in 10+ years
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double it, duh
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>>702155763
Not a Japanese site. Come on fag, you can't be that slow...
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>>702155944
triple it
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>>702153448
I just really, really hope this is bait.
>Industrial revolution: Fucking England you cuck
>First practical firearms: China
>Automobiles: Germany
>Flight: America (Wow you got something right)
>Space Exploration: First satellite - Soviet Union. First animal in space - Soviet Union. First man in space - Soviet Union. First man on moon - America (Another thing you got right, congratulations dude)
>Computer Technology: England.
>Entire basis of the modern world: America? Alright, let's look at some of the things America has:
>No proper healthcare which is standard in most of Europe
>Retarded gun-laws (inb4 muh freedom, yeah, nothing demonstrates freedom more than a school shooter every other week)
>Retarded education system (You are a good example for that)
Should I say more?
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>>702147510
Don't be a nigger hand it into the cops
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>>702147510
buy drugs, get prostitutes, profit.
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>>702156124
>First man on moon - America (Another thing you got right, congratulations dude)

Werner Von Braun wasn't american
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>>702156024
Dude I been shitposting the whole time, how did you manage to assume I was serious is beyond me.
BTW even when the servers are located in the USA Hiro, a japanese person, is the owner.
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Fuck that worthless paper. The south will rise again.
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>>702156124
No, but you should expand your vocabulary.
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>>702156124
meet me at nandos m8, ill leng man down bruv.

u s a!
u s a!
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Well, i'd need a new window
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>>702147510
Fucking Eurocucks and your god damned Monopoly money.

>Let's make our money fucking PINK!
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>>702155408
lol yeah alright.

My gf is American and I regularly have to vomit because of the shit she comes out with.

Found out the other day that "pigs in blankets' in the us is:
>hot dog sausages wrapped in croissant

They take words and phrases that are older than their country itself, and then simplify them.
American English is like English in dyslexic mode.
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>>702147510

Du glücklicher hund !
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i dont know what country's currency that is, but id take a few hundred and get the purest afghan/burmese opium and smoke some/sell the rest. that stuff is in hiiigghhhh demand
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>>702156245
Dude US Site
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>>702156454
I'll wait while you educate yourself on what dyslexia actually entails
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>>702153448
>>702155063
>>702154360
>>702153833
got ya fucking americunt
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>>702149718
kek, european currencies look really stupid, i agree. it looks flimsy and just doesnt feel right.
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>>702147510
I can use some booze op, could you send me a bottle of Dom perignon 2k06? I'm also eurocunt so shipping is nothing
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>>702156797
god the uk is filled with so many cock suckers and theyre on 4chan too? theyre out here reading our pure american posts in their hideous british accents. disgusting.
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>>702147510
Probably drug money, or stolen, so I wouldn't go too crazy spending it right away. Might even be counterfeit. I'd get one of those pens and check. Don't want to get caught trying to pass counterfeit bills of at places that are apt to check.
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>>702154051
America isn't superpower anymore after they let Russians invade Georgia and Ukraine. Every day USA gets weaker as Russia and China get stronger. The crucial point of no-return was passed long ago.
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You guys do realize that this is op's rent money right?
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>>702155063
Even flight isn't totally theirs. Wright bros created the first glider with a rudder.

There are too many to list, but google it yourself. Many designs and prototypes existed years before the wright brothers. Including some by other americans. They are credited with the first controlled flight, and even this is disputable, because of the non black-and white nature of the term 'controlled'.
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>>702157056
get a bottle of glenfiddich 18. i got some from england in the steel cylinder case and it was the best goddamn scotch I've ever put to my lips
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>>702157222
schhh when they realize the will go apeshit and launch the nukes
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>>702154051
Are you new, newfriend? Who the fuck are you responding to? Haven't you learned anything this past summer?
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>>702157222
You trippin bruh
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>>702148016
a lot
>use it to go back to school you dumb fuck.
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>>702157115
>b....but...
>yeah well....YOU HAVE A STINKY DOO-DOO ACCENT!!!

THAT is what you sound like in your post. lmao
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>>702157222
U.S.
Russia
China

Tri-force super power that pretends they're not partners.
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>>702157365
Damm a real tip on 4chan, thanks
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go to Amsterdam fuck some top tier prostitutes
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>>702157652
You forgot UK.
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This is america
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>>702157568
thats exactly what i said though! lmao

YOU HAVE A STINKY DOO-DOO ACCENT
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Prepare to have someone pay you a visit. You won't get away so easily with so much nigger money, or they're fucking stupid... Pray for the latter
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kill yourself.
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>>702147510
You should hide. it was probably a drop for a drug or weapon sale, if somebody saw you take it you're fucked.
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>>702157905
You's gonna get waxed, bitch!
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You French OP?
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>>702157903
TIA no longer stands for this is africa.
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>>702147510
Built a PC
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They be knocking on your's door any minutes now.
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>>702157975
It's not even that much money, calm the fuck down you broke nerds/
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>>702158085
built or build?
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>>702149008
>you can't put 4k in a bank without having to give an explanation to your bank
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>>702157115
Actually RP sounds more pleasant and nice than any of US accents.
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>>702158182
For lowlife scum it is. Given this is a mix of small bills furthermore, it must be from drug street sales. So someone's looking for it.
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>>702156226
>Werner Von Braun wasn't american

von Braun's rocket designs were all based on Robert Goddard's. He even admitted this several times.

Goddard is American. Checkmate, bitch.
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thats drug money, my friend.
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>>702158358
>He even admitted this several times.

He have admitted it to please his American masters. Germans have always been smart bastards.
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>>702149008
What fucking 3rd world shithole are you from anon? The civilized world has no such rule.
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These are euros, they are somewhat more valuable than dollars, excange them and then you buy something, idk
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>>702158358
then why didn't you put some of Goddard's student at the head of your space program ?
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>>702147510
Use it do buy Bitcoins. Profit.
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>>702149279
Theres no cameras inside a bathroom. There is no evidence of anyone picking up anything, there is no evidence of anyone pocketing anything.

At best, you have a rough timeframe for any number of unknown individuals walking in/out of a toilet.

>Bravo matlock, youve cracked the case.
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>>702147510
Don't talk about it.
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>>702152595
The 8 reales coins minted from new world silver. they were pretty much a world trade coin, English speaking people called them dollars and they were very common in colonial America, and when the founding fathers created the silver dollar they made the weight and fineness equal to the 8 real coin.
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66 copies of no man's sky
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>>702158679
>bitcoins
>profit

pick one.
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Buy a fake cop badge, go to the place you found the money, when the drug dealers turn up pretend you are a bent undercover cop and threaten to arrest them unless they hand over the drugs, profit
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>>702158619

Goes to show how superior America is, that they can make even the best Germans bend over and beg for more
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>>702158657

He worked alone for most of his life. He didn't have students.
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>>702158619
>He have admitted it to please his American masters.
>his american masters
>not his jew masters
nigga please
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>>702154051
It's hilarious to everyone else how americans are WITHOUT a doubt, the cringyest people on the planet.

I just got here yesterday and there is too much to list.

>men in america look about 60 by the age of 30
>everyone has zero dress sense. Eagle shirts, plain blue jeans, retarded troops propaganda clothes
>pedo mustaches and beer bellies, mullets and perms
>say stupid shit like 'gosh darn it" and "Happy freedom day" and "god bless america"
>have zero knowledge of the outside world. The reason for this is usually: "USA! USA! USA!"
>mutilate language, and then just say it's better because america
>education system that pushes kids through a mesh so that they don't have any time to actually learn anything
>at least half of the population literally believes in God. LOL
>too lazy to wash dicks, so just have jew cocks instead

I don't even know. There's a whole fucking lot that I could say, but it will fall on american ears. I ALMOST admire their ability to be blind and ignorant to everything because it must be fun to think everyone likes you.
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OP these cuck are right it's probably drug money, try to return it to some lowlife drug dealer would probably get your bones broken if your lucky. Spend it on women and drugs
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>>702158795
>>702152595
that's why a quarter dollar is called "2 bits", a bit was 1 real, there were 8 in a dollar, American coins and Spanish colonial coins circulated side by side in the US until the 1850s
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>>702158621
It's the opposite. The more civilized the country you live in, the more strict the bank are about cash deposit. If you live in a country where everyone use cash to avoid paying tax ( like Greece, Portugal, Spain, etc... ) noone cares about you puting cash in your bank acount.

If you live in place where there is an actual effort to fight tax evasion, money laundering, and unreported employment, you'll have to give an explanation for putting large amount of cash on your bank account.
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>>702154365
You think if we had working AT-STs we wouldn't be ruling the battlefield with them right now? Fuck off
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>>702150630
Came here to say this
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>>702159161
What's the difference?
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>>702149000
>karma
>>>/reddit/
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>>702149279
High quality cameras in the bathroom? That's illegal so the gas station could be sued for much more than 4k
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>>702149142
Anything over £1000 in the UK and the bank would be asking you to fill in money laundering forms. If you can't prove where it came from, the police can just seize it.
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There's only 1 true answer. Hookers and blow.
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Buy Bitcoin, best option
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>>702147510
Make attempts to return it to the owner you fucking nig nog
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>>702159691
Or buy a time machine and travel to a point in time when this was a good idea
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WOT???

U STOLE MY MONEY CUZZ.

ARE YOU MAD BRUV?? ARE YOU NUTS? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM BLUD??
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>>702148016
There is no way there is 4k there you raging spastic. If you can't even count how much money you have found you dont deserve to have found it.
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>>702159527
This can't be real...
For 1,000??
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>>702159394
Except that karma bullshit and Home less People Will buy 80 euro's of crack with it, waste of money in my opinion
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>>702159963
3.5k actually. I counted it in another post.
KYS
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>>702159384
>>702159161

Psalms 19:1 says "The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork."
Any idea why Von Braun would choose to have this on his grave stone?

Maybe he knew that the Earth´is flat and space travel is impossible.
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>>702159527
No they wouldn't you fucking spacko.
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>>702159316
You are so full of shit I can smell it.

In the US. A country many would argue leads first world in tax evaders. You can deposit up to 10k in cash without any explanation whatsoever. Even after that 10k limit you are only required to provide a single document proving you have reported the income to the IRS and even then you are only required to do so the first time you make a deposit of that size into an account for the first time.

>Poorfag detected
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Can i get a giftcard of 20€ +?
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>>702160138
Yes, a thousand pounds in cash is a little suspicious, regardless of how patriotic you are.
As another poster said, this only happens in countries that arent total shit. Countries that don't do this include:
>portugal
>brazil
>mexico
>ghana
>uganda
>argentina
>botswana
>russia
>ukraine
>nigera
>iran
>afghanistan
>libya

etc. Get it?
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>>702153448
America and Europese are practicly the Same, Most thing you call American inventions are from First generation immigrants, Oh and industrial revelution started in England, US was kinda late to that show just as my Country
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>>702149421
> investion
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>>702153448
Ah, OK, so it's bait. Wasn't sure if you were a retard.
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>>702160189
So he was a rocket scientist (which is typically used as a term to imply intelligence or difficulty), but also a retard? Holy shit, no wonder he's dead.
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>>702149008
2k at most. More like about 1.5 to 1.8
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>>702156124
>>No proper healthcare which is standard in most of Europe

Then why do your rich come to the US for treatments? And Canadians? Any idea why major medical breakthroughs in radiology and pharmaceuticals are par for the fucking course in the US but not in, say, Belgium?

>>Retarded gun-laws (inb4 muh freedom, yeah, nothing demonstrates freedom more than a school shooter every other week)

Enjoy being culturally enriched by Mohammed with no means of defending yourself, Eurofag.

Maybe visit Paris. Go to a metal concert.

>>Retarded education system (You are a good example for that)

Then why do the rich from all over the fucking world swarm here for their educations?

Typical ignorant Eurofaggot talking points, without basis in reality.

You're barely at a level above the bait you responded to.
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if this post is dubs op has to burn it
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>>702160507
I refuse to believe that in the UK you have to fill out a form or questionnaire if you deposit > £1000 cash
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>>702156454
You're an actual retard.
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>>702149335
If you're a generous person, it shows.
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YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE BLUD?

YOU BETTER RETURN THAT MONEY FAM. OR ILL HAVE MY GOONS OUTSIDE YOUR CRIB READY TO PEPPER U M8. WE AIN'T NO NEEKS, INNIT.

SKENGS ON DECK.
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>>702160507
You really are a fucking mongo.

What you are alleging is that if you want to pay in cash a sum equal to the monthly take home pay of somebody on NMW the bank will be suspicious.

They fucking won't. They really fucking won't.
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>>702147510
listen niggah
you spend that shit
when god gives you lemons you make fucking lemonade
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>>702160852
You are correct to do so,
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>>702160852
It's not exactly hard. In the UK, we are taught how to read and write from a young age.
All you have to do is show them a payslip or a some bank statements. Basically unless you're a nigger/drug dealer, you have nothing to worry about. It'd take about 2 minutes. Most people spend all their money on coke or ket so not everyone has a thousand quid just lying around.
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>>702156758
I know what Dyslexia is. Now what?

>>702160869
Explain? Why am I wrong? Go on.
:^)
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>>702161230
stahp
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>>702147510
Buy a guitar and make something out of yourself
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>>702160348
I'm not from the US, i'm from a country where Euro is the legal currency. In the US since you have to pay for everything ( healthcare, education, retirement, etc.. ) your salary are way higher and 10k might not represent a significant amount of money.

Here in continental Europe, our salary are way smaller than in the US so 4k€ is a big amount of money, and bank will ask you where it comes from. They wont ALWAYS ask you, but there is a chance that they will ask you and that you'll get in trouble for it.
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>>702161037
Not suspicious. It's just somebody doing their job.
It's happened to me in the past for a thousand pounds. I was 17 at the time, mind you, but I had saved it fair and square, and I had no problems. Why is it so hard for you to believe?
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>>702161230

I don't know what fucking 2 bit shit cunt financial institution you bank with but I can walk into Nationwide and deposit up to 80 notes in a singal transaction without having any human interation.

£1600 in ubiquitous £20 notes. 4 large in £50s

I can use internet banking to transfer £10,000 in a single transaction.

You've missed a zero off the amount. But I suppose if you are 15 and £10 is like you've won the lottery its an easy mistake to make
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>>702157115
In fact, we don't all have to read it out loud.
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>>702161353
>American English is like English in dyslexic mode.

Ok great! Now you should realize how sophomoric and incorrect your statement is.
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>>702151391
>>702153807
Just because it is owned by a japnigger doesn't mean it isn't a US based website.
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>>702156758
Not anon but I am dyslexic, and britbong.
Can confirm american english makes tons more sense.
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>>702147510
donate to homeless shelter, pet store, etc etc.
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>>702161650
Well considering I said I was 17 at the time it happened to me, and that was 7 years ago, I'd say this:

fuck knows m8. I'm just saying what happened to me is all.
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To OP: That looks like the money of some shop, which they probably wanted to depost in their bank.
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>>702147510
Cocaine and some brain
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>>702161681
....But it is.
I still don't get it. If I'm so wrong, shouldn't it be obvious?

>>702161755
This guy gets it. Funnily enough, I got the dyslexia thing from a friend of mine who is also heavily dyslexic. He spells everything the American way, and has said multiple times that he thinks they spell things the way a dyslexic person would.

I'm sorry if it offends you, but I can't find an error there. Are you saying that Dyslexic people don't have trouble spelling things?
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>>702161755
That's cute. You're welcome by the way
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>>702161494
Again I say what third world shithole are you from? In what first world nation would any person call 4k euros (or any other first world currency for that matter) a significant amount?

First world countries are dropping from the EU like flies because shit tier nations like yours are dragging down the value of the currency. Just because your country trade on the Euro doesn't miraculously rise your status from 3rd world shithole to glorious land of capitalist bliss.

I'm putting my bet on Greece, or Spain. Shitholes that they are.
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>>702162227
np anon, Im not even here to argue, I have no beef with americans and im not even patriotic. It just makes tons more sense to spell things how they sound.
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>>702147510
WTF is this shit thread? Find 30 more of those purses and you'll still be a poorfag. Fuck off.
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>>702162200
It's obvious to me. You two are on your own.
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>>702162344
kek
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>>702162344
uh oh we got a richfag over here!
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>>702162243
I'm from France and 4k€ is worth 2 month of our average salary
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Buy a gun and an hero.

>mfw you can't even do that
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>>702147510
what is that? monopoly money?
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>>702147510
That monopoly money is going to be worthless in a few months.
Buy drugs and resell at a mark-up and change that to US dollars or silver.
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>>702162413
It's so obvious that you won't even bother explaining why.

hmm.....Yep, sounds like a total crock to me.
You know who else uses that argument?
Feminists.
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>>702147510
>ITT Poorfags that think this is a lot of money.
>inb4 cant post pic of bag because money is OP's life savings his mom started when he was a 3yo.
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>>702147510
Get a new PC, a SHIT TON of weed, a good shooter of your choice and beer. Best combo ever.
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>>702162506
I can go to the nearest projects and get a handgun for 500€ in cash.

A AK47 would be worth about 3k€

Balkanic War + Schengen Space means that you can get gun quite easily
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>>702147510
kek eurofags with there fruitloops rainbow colored money
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>>702162754
>weed
>beer
not a good combo
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Lesson number 1 OP: NEVER give money to cops. They'll keep it for their budget or donuts. Id hold on to it for now. Keep it hidden and keep it for a year. Then youre safe. Spend it slowly rather than withdraw from ATM. No one will know
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>>702162490
I have loads of colleagues in France. That is not the average salary there any more than it is in the US.

Just because your a shitlord working a job in a supermarket or flipping burgers at fucking McDonalds doesn't mean you represent an average salary in a nation with people that actually value careers and work to educate themselves in return for legitimate salaries.
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>>702162809
Not a good combo when you're new to either.
Smoking weed and drinking is fucking brilliant after pulling a few whities.
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>>702159201
The only reason this post has no replies is because it's true, kek
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>>702162907
Other anon.

>people that value careers
>legitimate salaries

Please elaborate, I'd love to know what those concepts mean to you.
No sarcasm, I'm just young.
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>>702162907
I'm my own boss, and i earn 2500€/month

The average salary in France is 2157€

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_average_wage
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>>702162754
>the guy has a chance to make BIG MONEY
>spend it on entertainment instead
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>>702163166
It's usually what happens with important/truthful posts. most of the time also they are too long, and /b/ is a fast board filled with people with low attentionspans.
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>>702150490
kek
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