Welcome to club KEK, the hottest spot in the city. inside are bangin tunes, hot bitches and drugs of all sorts.
Singles = not welcome
Dubs = come on in!
trips = V.I.P. table with champagne and shiet
Quads = Back room lounge with waifus begging to suck your dick
Quints = you are now the owner of club KEK, you can basicly do what you want.
These so called "get threads" are the lowest form of gambling there is, enjoy your virginities, degenerates.
Yes, hello I would like to enter please.
Make room for the iron curtain
Remember the last time this many fags were in a club
You know I belong in the club
Hey here are some dubs I left my quints in the car
wait these aren't my dubs, Oh here they are!
Hey, why haven't you let me in yet. I'm on the list.
>mfw captain autismo gets trips and I'm steady crankin out singles
That is a win
Hey, come on man, i come here all the time! Just let me in already!
Rolling with a gamma ray burst. I'll explain it if you want me to, only because I'm bored.
you don't seem to understand the term. let me educate you.
summerfag requires it to still be summer. school has started.
Ey lemme in you know who I am. I know your managah. Nigga....
Im hacking the doors all systems are deactivate
Who's ready to break it down babies?
This place sucks I'm goin' to Buffalo Wild Wings instead.
You were so close! final attempt at break in
Yo dis some bullshit nigga you know who I am? Imma get yo manager on the line to fire yo dumb ass. Disrespecting me. You know who I am? I'm a pimp named slicmback nigguh!
Hello I am a professional meme creator, and would like entrance
Ight whatever. This club sucks anyways. Y'all ain't even got any real hoes up in here. Just faggots and robot music. I'm out. Peace niggah.