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ITT: We list things that piss us off.
I'll start.

>Nothing. I just wanted to see what upsets you guys.
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>>702142641

Jews.
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>>702142695
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>>702142641
People that don't close their mouth when they chew. The noise makes me clench my fist and my ass.

It's so irritating.
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Asking me what upsets me with the implication that I have anything.
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>>702142641
>people who are into body modification
>people with tattoos
>people who over enthusiastically love animals
>farmers who drive on busy highways
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>>702142966
Kek

/thread
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>>702142641
>People who scream instead of talking
>People who act weird for no damn reason
>Kids
>Being hungry
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>>702142641
fuckholes who drive slow in the left lane
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>people with multiple face tattoos or piercings and complain about how they cant get a job.
>people who die their hair unnatural colors
>people who order Guinness Draught and complain about how long it takes to pour as if they have never ordered one before
>people who sleep in past noon and complain how tired they are
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>>702143595
This, I got stuck behind an old fart driving to college today. He was going 10 under and was in the left lane.
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>>702142844
>fist and my ass.
>and my ass.
>my ass.
wud
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>>702142844
>why your ass?
DD:
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>people who smell like sweaty fish
>people who cut themselves for no reason
>people who say they can talk to animals and/or are a wolf
>people who say they have crippling depression but nothing leads to actually having depression
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>people who misuse/over-use the word "literally"
>people who vocal fry (dudes do it too)
>SJWS and BLM
>alt-righters and Trump supporters
Seriously, modern politics are so fucking lame and polarized these days. Fuck all of them. Both sides are fucking retarded.
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>>702144472
Yet you couldnt help bringing it up
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>>702144572
Well, it is a "what pisses you off" thread, so...
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People who post webm no gif thread but release nothing but jpg
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>>702144572
>in a "what pisses you off" thread
>why you bring up stuff that pisses you off?
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>>702144472
>Vocal fry

Why though? I like when English-speaking gals vocal fry coz in my country almost nobody do it. That's a shame because It sounds pretty.
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>>702145020
It makes American bitches sound like fucking bullfrogs. Half of them do it. It gets on my nerves.
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People
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>>702145250
I agree, my teenage coworkers do it a lot and it is incredibly annoying
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>>702144472
>>702145020
>>702145250
>>702145530
amerifag here, vocal frying is almost a norm here in new york, and i can't stand it. a lot of people (both male and female) actually have pleasant sounding voices, but so many people ruin it with this shit
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>>702142966
I agree with the farmers one. The rest though, that's my type of stuff (not on myself, but on women)

Okay, I'll shoot:

>Tailgating
>pedestrians who dart out in the middle of the street
>intentionally incompetent people (mostly at work, like I understand that not everybody knows EVERYTHING, but at least just ask before just slagging off)
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>>702145724
Is this a city thing, because i live in a rural area and i never hear it
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> Black people not hanging from trees.
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>>702145724
Vocal fry is definitely an urban thing. A lot of yuppie twats do it here in Denver where I live too. IT'S EVERYWHERE
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I gotta say there's nothing worse than when your foil yugioh cards start to warp after a while. Like dude I even put them in sleeves what the hell.
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>>702142929
I'm pretty sure he asked /b/ to list things, not your boring self centered self.
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>>702146197
>>702146300
im pretty rural, but i will admit to spending a lot of time in the city. unfortunately i hear it quite a lot in both areas.
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>>702146704
Hmmm, i dont hear it. I hear more of the upward inflection. And i guess i fry my voice a bit, but thats what smoking a pack a day will do to your vocal chords
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>>702146208
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>>702142641
>People who pay a small bill in 5p's or less because they "want to get rid of their change". Fucking take it to a bank ffs.
>People who brake going round every corner
>Niggers
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>>702143615
>their hair
>it's dead now
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>>702146943
>i dont hear it where i live
lucky
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When people throw cigarettes and wraps of stuff on the ground.
Fucking animals. There are trash cans everywhere and even if not it won't kill you to keep it until you see one
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>>702146669
>self centered self self centered self centered centered self centered self self.

This pisses me off so fucking bad. Any time I play an MMO and I have to deal with russians, mexicans, portuguese, or especially Czechs. They speak broken fucking english, and I mean BROKEN, and get pissed when you don't understand the dumb shit they are trying to ask you. And it's always on an english only server. I swear to christ, these third world tard-countries need to worry about their IRL problems before hooking up a computer in their mud-huts and bothering me with their shitty mud-language.

Did you know when Czechs type english, they aren't actually messing it up in their eyes. The Czech language is so retardedly incomprehensible that the english they write to you is a direct translation from Czech.
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>>702143615
I sleep till 2 everyday because I don't get off work until 4 am. And I'm always tired. I hope your gears are grinded.
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>inb4 religious people

Fuck off already, atheism hasn't been cool since the 90s.
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>>702146404
Kek. But this actually pisses me off only with MTG cards.
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>>702147948
Yeah mtg too. I just figured yugioh was a funny example.
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>>702142641
>my friends complaining about my well-done steak every time we eat at steakhouse
it upsets me quite much
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>>702147774
I am familiar, I'm just uncertain why you replied to me. I mean, I am a linguist, and I've studied this sort of thing for years, so you made the right choice but...
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>>702142966
I have no tattoos or body mods but it pisses me off when people talk about how they hate them lmao.

I also hate people who overenthusiastically love animals and i hate the farmers driving on busy highways too. My aunt was killed by one of those fucks. (yes the collision was thier fault.)
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>>702144472
>trump supporters

Mfw when autistic people buy into Hillary's bullshit. Treason used to actually mean something bad.
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>>702148482
Read the greentext. That was the only reply I had for you specifically.
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>>702145943
Agree with all that.
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>>702142641
OP's calm and peaceful attitude. Fuck you.
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>>702148575
I don't support Hillary or Trump, fucktard. I know that might be hard for your peabrain to comprehend. Fuck partisan politics. That's what's wrong with this country.
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>>702148394
Upsets me so much when people eat well done steak like wtf bro eat normal steak.
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>>702148482
>self centered self

That's what he was talking about. If you were actually a linguist instead of a liar, you would have chosen a phrase less redundant.
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>>702142641
>people who tell me I "have" to watch a show. I don't care for most shows or movies now days so I'm perfectly fine watching sports and Simpsons reruns. But no, I apparently MUST watch Mr. Robot or Stranger Things or House of Cards
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>>702142966
What the fuck do you mean farmers that drive on highways
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>>702147777
Dude.. That is litteraly me. Got off at 4,went to sleep at 5 and woke up at 2. Back to work at 5 though. Kek
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>>702149133
Driving like combines or big machinery at 15 km/h on busy roads.
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>>702148901
But you hate trump supporters specifically. You obviously lean one way or the other. In any event, people who blindly hate partisan politics usually know nothing about them. Having two main political parties to disagree with one another keeps our country from being Russia, which you don't want. Trust me.

You can always tell who the neckbeards are, they're the first ones to call anyone who disagrees with them a retard.
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>>702142641
>loud eaters/breathers
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>>702148976
Right, because linguists despise alliteration
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>>702149130
The 'must' thing sucks, yeah, it's like shoving food in your face that you don't care to try. But I will vouch for House of Cards if your boredom ever exceeds the pull of gravity and sends you flying into the abyss.
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4chan
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>people who have to act all cheery all the fucking time
>people who talk and you can hear them 2 streets over
>people who think they are always right, regardless of how many times they've been proven incorrect
>obvious fake laughter
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>>702149488
No, but they certainly do despise writing sentences that roll off the tongue like a mouth full of tree-bark.
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>>702147777
WITNESSED
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>>702149735
hateception
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>>702142641
https://youtu.be/95jm8ELrStQ

This
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>>702148960
I also hate when people complain about people eating well done steak like wtf bro our ancestors found fire for a reason
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>>702150005
this
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>>702150054
Well done steak is shit
Please leave
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Fat Sloppy People
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>>702149374
Oh thanks for clearing that
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I hate everybody. It's not that i'm a grouch, i just prefer to be alone. I don't care if you're a dick, i don't care if you're nice, i just feel more comfortable being around as little people as possible.

It's not that i hate being around good people, i just feel the MOST comftorable by myself and prefer it
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>>702143595
I KNOW ,RIGHT?
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>>702149773
You're confusing linguists with English majors. I spend most of my time making language models for NLP applications. I spend some of it conducting studies to assist in that development. I don't give a shit about sounding pretty, just communicating clearly.
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>>702150054
>>702150162
Fuck both of you. It's called class and taste, find some, because right now we're all inclined to believe that you have the same IQ as those ancestors too.
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>>702150162
I'm sorry that you don't understand how to cook please go back to schokl
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>>702150383
>School
Fucking phone
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gamers
ugly women
not having subtitles on a movie
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>>702142641
When things don't go the way i want
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>>702150349
No it's called bait you autistic neckbeard
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>>702150482
>not having subtitles on a movie

Why did I lose to this? My sides are in orbit, fucking weirdo.
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>>702150482
And why do you dislike people who play video games
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>>702145724
>>702146197
Smaller city here and never hear it either - didnt even know it had a name or was a thing. People are fucking weird.

>the more you know! /b/+1
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>>702142641

Hillary clinton.
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>>702150482
>subtitles
Just learn every language bro.
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>>702142641
Niggers
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>>702150612
i mean the stereotypical mouthbreathing fucks that make letsplays
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>>702150735
thats one of my goals
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>>702150162
If it's shit, then do not order it.
And stop crying how about other people are actually enjoying their meal.
Would you also ban adding salt or pepper to taste, you communist faggot?
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>>702150770
We call them virgins
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>>702149374
>15 km/h
It's around 10 mph my american friends
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Teenagers
Happy people
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>>702142641
>people
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>>702150847
How? I have so much trouble just learning two. :(.
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>>702150852
Just salt. I want to eliminate high blood pressure and bring back goiters.
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>>702150962
yea i have nothing against people playing video games
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>>702151058
Thanks for the translation but I'm a euro fag
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>>702150735
I'm fucking 80% deaf since deployment, dude.
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>>702151066
ive been using an app called duolingo ive alteady "mastered" spanish and now im working on russian
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>>702151058
Thanks m8 chap chip chip cheerio. It's 4 1/2 bong where we live.

How much is it in pounds?
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>aggressive drivers
>big cities
>forced western politeness
>loud people
>rude people
>people who take up their problems with people who don't make the rules
>myself

Can't I just live a peaceful life? Nice little hovel near a stream.
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>>702142641
>old people and housewives taking public transportations at the same hours than people with jobs and students
>people with jobs
>students
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>>702151060
You have to be a man with no joy in life
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>>702142966
We'll take the special farmer roads from now on fam. Fucking retard
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>>702151060
aha this
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>>702150005
>they all gud bois
>day dindu nuffin
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People listening to loud nigger-type music on their cars.
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>ppl who claim they have depression or social anxiety cuz they want to look cool and edgy and no one understand their suffering and pain ; ((((((((
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Living in a plutocracy where even the most basic of social services like medical care are monetized and inequality is so insanely vast it's almost impossible for the working poor to become a part of the middle class? and who also expoits every other poor country on the planet?
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>>702151060
happy people that see someone down and just assume he or she is depressed and will call them out on it, that's the worst
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>>702142641
>people who tell you the same story over and over again.
>people who talk way to long about nothing

If I'm talking to someone, I hate to be totally bored.
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The whole Gender War Idea
There's Male and Female
The End.
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unfunny racist jokes.

love a good one, but the bad ones = cancer.
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People who use philosophical theories to force their retarded neo-liberal ideas on you
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>>702147496
Who the fuck wants to walk around with a cigarette butt until they find a trashcan?
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>>702151392
>use the special farmer roads
Good. Those are the gravel roads all over the place. Don't use the goddamn highway.
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>>702151392
We got a farmer in here. What you growing bud?
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>>702150194
Kek
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>>702142641
YouTube's new terms of service
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>people who identify as "asexual" as if that fucking exists
>people who freak out over fucking nothing and make it into a big deal
>idiots in gangs who think they are better than everyone else because there in a gang
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>>702151857
Finally some got it
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>People who can't accept when they lost an argument or are wrong about something.
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>>702151907
Hey fuck you I'm better then you
>TUNNLE SNAKES RULE!
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>>702151610
How dare you? If I decide I wanna get fucked in my mutilated sack by pigs, it's my fucking right to do so!
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>>702151907
>people who identify as "asexual" as if that fucking exists
This and that they expect to be part of the LGBT groups.
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>>702151995
Butch was okay, because he redeemed himself by being one of the least annoying followers.
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>>702152053
You forgot the Q and the A and the P
>TRIGGERED
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>>702152135
But Fawkes though
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>>702152053
Ikr, like how the fuck can you be apart of something like that? You literally are identifying as being attracted to nothing.
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>>702147496
we're all animals, you know.

so yeah, I'll keep throwing mine on the streets
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>>702151312
Five
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>>702152251
He was pretty awesome, just sometimes I need a break from him killing a mole rat with a gatling laser going HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>702149409
>trust me
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>>702142733
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when i fail at not giving someone attention
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nigger culture.. dumb as shit, but whitey eats it up
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>>702152649
Whitey doesn't eat it up stupid fucking kids eat it up
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>>702152744
whatever it is it needs dead.. its a virus
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>>702152744
checked
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>>702142929
>Asking me what upsets me with the implication that I have anything.
> implying that nothing upsets you
> you're a fucking faggot anon
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when i can't have the last word
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>>702152890
You right you right
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>slow drivers/people who don't signal
>old people/old impatient people
>idiot parents
>feminazis
>overly patriotic people
>overly religious people or anybody that uses phrases like "its gods plan" kys
>NEETs
>people overly defensive about cops
>spanish people that bring 10 kids with them shopping then don't even watch them
>niggers

thats all I can rattle off im sure theres more im a miserable person
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This cunt in the video
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>>702153225
What's wrong with old people cause what I assume you're gonna say is more them being cunts then them being old
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>She one of this two in the video key persons
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>>702153225
But, do you hate clowns?
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feminists, sjws and the idiotic "men" who whiteknight for them
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>>702142844
misophonia?
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>>702142641
>Pretentious Asian-American fucks who give me shit for studying Asian cultures
>When people litter
>When people spit indoors
>when people talk over or interrupt me
>when people touch me
>when roommates leave lights on that aren't in use
>when people stop their cars RIGHT IN the crosswalks, and keep creeping forward without coming to a full stop
>when my mom tries condescending me
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>>702142641
Niggers
French-Canadians
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>>702153442

I mean those are mainly the ones I fucking hate. they act like the world owes them something because they've been around for so long. I was at dunkin donuts the other day getting coffee and this old guy was trying to order a sundae by the baskin robins part and he was just like "jesus fucking christ, whats so god damn complicated about a 3 scoop order." meanwhile it had been like 5 minutes since he ordered. its like, calm the fuck down. they'll get to you.
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Jews and Israel Supporters
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>yawning
>dogs licking their ass
>whistling
>snoring
>throat clearing
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There you go it's time. For pizza let roll and post. Results.
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>>702153887
>jesus fucking christ, whats so god damn complicated about a 3 scoop order
i mean he could've presented it better, sure, but is he wrong though? 5 minutes for 3 scoops of ice cream that's right next to the register? must've been some nigs working there
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>>702154185
not that anon btw
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When she never loved me back.
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>>702151907
I'm asexual, it's a real thing bro.
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>>702154297
who are you doxxing nigger?
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>>702153545
depends on the clown
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>>702142641
People who don't enjoy fine plumbing fittings and fixtures.

"The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water. John W. Gardner
"
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>>702154185

it was 2 muslim girls. and aside from the ice cream order it was a guy before him. there isnt actually anybody assigned to the baskin robins portion, it was 2 people for the dunkin portion that had to move over to the baskin robins order.

i think what pissed him off was they reasked his order when they moved to the other side i guess just to reconfirm it. to me its just like a stupid thing to get upset about.
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>>702142695
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>>702154363
The ceo of a porn site
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sjw's who just keep arguing the same stupid shit even though they make no sense they think they have won just because I get tired of arguing with them.
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>>702143615
>>people who order Guinness Draught and complain about how long it takes to pour as if they have never ordered one before

As an Irish barman working in an American tourist destination fucking this.

And Irish coffees, fuck those things, it's literally only ameritards that ask for them because the locals have the goddamn common sense not to piss off their barman by making him leave the bar for ten minutes to make the shittiest, most messy cunt of a drink on offer, I laugh at their faces when they realise they cost 7 euro because of this
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>>702154579
>to me its just like a stupid thing to get upset about.
oh i agree, i'm just saying i can relate to that feeling of just sitting there with all eyes on me while i wait for a mcdouble for 10 minutes because the "chefs" are dicking around in the back. but i understand if there was someone before him waiting to be served. just one of those things you have to deal with when you go inside instead of drive thru.
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>>702154823
Watch the fucking video of undoom this is the cunt that appears in it that's her companys. Info
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>>702154742
why here though? and what did he do to piss you off, if you don't mind my asking?
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>>702154823
Tell me that cunt dint piss you off let get shit Rolling for the lolz
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>>702149409
partisan politics are one thing. The fucked up bi-partisan system we have now where both ends will lead to our eventual doom is the problem.
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>>702154742
If it's the one who keeps pushing that nigger porn mess him up
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>>702155023
It not undoom I'm fucking with the cunt in the video
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>>702153788
What do they give you shit about?
"hey sorry for trying to be culturally aware and the fact that I'm actually interested in your country's history and society my bad"

also
>i hate hate haters
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>>702146404
Toploader and heavy book
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>>702142641
>people who use the microwave for more time than they need.

even a refrigerated portion for an adult doesn't need more than 1.5 minutes to heat up. all the chinese in my school use use microwaves for AT LEAST 2 minutes. wtf.
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>>702154333
What a waste of trips go back to tumblr with your made up bullshit
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>>702155082
Its a feminist porn site. The irnoy
God's girls. Com
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>>702144472
Just had to YouTube an example of vocal fry. Can confirm. I hate that shit too
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>>702155311
The dubs don't lie
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>>702154944

yeah the drive thru is the best option no matter where you go just because you know they cant dick around.

I might just be more tolerant than he was to the time it takes shit to get made. I think around the 10 minute + mark is where id actually say what the fuck is going on but that would only be if it wasnt busy.
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new youtube policies.

killer keemstar here
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>>702153861
Don't worry. French Canadians hated you first.
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>>702142641
Im done with /b/. Im tired of the neverending cancer.

>pic related
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>>702155402
Fuck you faggot go back to Tumblr or what ever hole you came from
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>>702154844
Wow you sound like a pretentious cunt
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>>702155140
It's weird. I mean, I get that they want to be white or whatever, but they treat me like dirt for actually wanting to understand other cultures and speak another language. Kind of like this Laotian chick at my Uni who hates anime and such, claiming it's "another version of Japanese imperialism," all the while studying Japanese herself.
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People who linger in foyers or in hallways, and then look at you like you're the asshole for trying to get through.
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>>702154944

he could be the nicest old guy in the world for all I know who happened to be having a bad day so he got impatient. Im just using that impression to base it on old people who are like that all the time. I dont like when able body old people use being old as a crutch to be miserable. especially when I have the off chances of encountering old people with walkers and wheelchairs who are some of the friendliest optimistic people i see
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People who say and write "Mom". It's "Mum" you inbred amerifags
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>>702155482
you shitposting cuck. yeah that's right i'm fucking yo bitch, what's her name? Fo Chan? some chinese bitch with a cleft lip and a speech impediment, but i still hit. cum at me brev!
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>>702155247
Oh no they're cooking their food for the amount if time it says in the packagegod you're a cunt
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>>702154956
Nah, I've watched enough sjw bullshit, it's rotting my brain.
Wait a min, what am I doing here then...
I need to watch a science documentary or something, but I'll prob go watch Bojack Horseman.
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>>702142966
oh boy we would get along just fine.
Especially hate it when those cunts kick up shit onto your car too
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>>702154052
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>>702155265
what makes you so certain asexuality doesn't exist?
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>>702155708
they bring their own homemade food.
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>>702155612
Mom. You horse-mouthed Limey.

Go to a goddamned dentist with your "free" healthcare.
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>>702155612
People who write mum its mom you muslim cucks
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I think this will make you happy not piss you off.
https://youtu.be/dzG6ti5GA9w
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>>702155507
Lol Wtf
Anime is the new Japanese imperialism. I'ma tell that to my buddies here.
Laotian chick studying Japanese? Waddafuq. I've never even met some Laotian, at least to my knowledge. Maybe she's just mad because they only anime she's in is King of the Hill.

Also, Japanese people are always stoked when foreigners speak Japanese. They'll think highly of you and be impressed (even if you only know like ten words). Super nice people.
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>>702155714
This season was OK. But the cliffhanger.
>so what faggots are we. Doing this or are you to much of pussys I want to laugh my ass off
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>>702155602
>having a bad day
that's all it takes, batman. just onee baad dayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO0hNziyAs0
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>>702155762
triggered
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>>702155871
Not even Muslim you diabetus fuck.
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>>702155806
Because I major in biology not gender studies
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i hate dubs so much i swear to god those damn things won't leave me alone.
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>>702155991
I never said you were muslim I said you're getting cucked by Muslims
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>>702142844
Yes my dude
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>>702151256
i feel sorry for you still, but i don't even have ears anymore.
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>>702155883
Wired but made me laugh thank you anon
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people who shitpost in threads that arent cancer.
shitpost all you want in traps, rate me, loli, fur, etc. leave the damn ylyl threads alone. they are literally the only place any OC is EVER seen on /b/
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When ylyl threads don't use this iconic classic.
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>>702155897
kek, but yes to all of that. She has an annoying-sounding voice, too.
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>>702156200
Fuck you cunt, wasted dubs on a shill
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>niggers
>spics
>gooks
>muslims
>Arabs
>jews
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>>702156244
>Cubes.jpg
Kek
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>>702156293
ay, fuck you buddy
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>>702156309
Which would you say is the lesser of the 6 evils?
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>>702156336
>
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>>702156309
>mulatos or mestizos who think there white.
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>>702156414
spics
kek they can do shit
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>>702156401
Sure body I'm gender fluid
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>>702156553
Are Jew sure?
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>>702156401
did you just assume his privilege?
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>>702155501
Wow you sound like one of the 20 entitled amerifucks that come in and expect me to have 10 Irish coffees hidden up my arse ready to serve in under a minute
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>>702142641
Women with dark cunts. I fucking hate them.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>702142641
If I piss in your Cheerios would that piss off OP?
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>>702154844
>And Irish coffees, fuck those things
bro just put whiskey in the coffee. that's literally all they expect you to do, i'm 99% positive.
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>>702155941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vpw17VXcI
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>>702156773
You are maning a bar and people are paying you to make a drink either say you won't make it or make it and shut up its as simple as that
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>>702155501
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>>702156892
That is litterally Irish coffe
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>>702155993
by that logic you probably also don't think homosexuality exists.
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>>702156893
kek would give all my money to hear mark hamill sing that like the joker
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check
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>>702157038
not the guy you were talking to, but homosex exists in the form of mental illness.
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>>702157038
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I hate people whom hate things for no good reason.
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>>702156992
then why does it take 10 minutes to make? what does the barman have to leave for? the coffee?
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>>702157038
No homosexuality exists because it's human nature to want to fuck stuff
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>>702156894
I do make it, and I don't say shit to them because I'm not a fucking autist

Doesn't mean I can't talk shit about the retards that order them
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>>702156244
Take her out to a nice dinner and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.
Have you been to Japan yet?
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>>702157203
Nice edge there m80
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>>702157276
I have on my own....twice. First time was in 2010 for a few days (spend most of my time and money in Akiba), and the second time was last December at Narita Airport for 1.5 hours.
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>people who whistle while working
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>>702144366
Mouth side
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>>702157543

I got one thats more annoying. people who whistle while working who can't actually whistle but try anyway. if I could only ever punch one type of person in the mouth, those would be them.
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>>702147923
Aw man I remember this thing. Some atheist chick on facebook posed topless outside a church and encouraged her followers to post nude anti-religion pics and it was all fat dudes holding Richard Dawkins books.

I'll have to find it again.
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>>702157653
>implying you can punch that which can destroy you
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>women who wait until the last minute to start emptying their fucking handbags looking for their purse/coupons at the checkout.
>drivers who don't get up to speed on a motorway joining sliproad.
>Men who get tat's/piercings/go to the gym to try to impress women and the deny they are doing it to impress women.
>The phrase 'looks aren't everything', fucking bollocks, did a few tests on reputable dating sites with some fake photo's and looks are most certainly everything, if i was the dude in the photo i could've fucked ten different hotties every day.
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>>702156892
>>702157244
Irish coffee is coffee mixed with irish whisky topped with freshly whipped cream, thing is, the cream can't mix with the liquid underneath, it has to float, if it mixes you have to start over, you have to heat the cream with a teaspoon to get it to float and it's a bitch to get it right 100% of the time
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>>702156892
>>702157244
Irish coffee is coffee mixed with irish whisky topped with freshly whipped cream, thing is, the cream can't mix with the liquid underneath, it has to float, if it mixes you have to start over, you have to heat the cream with a teaspoon to get it to float and it's a bitch to get it right 100% of the time

Fucking uneducated entitled amerifucks telling me how to do my job again, you're all the same
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>>702157497
Noice. We have a few Manga Souko's down in Okinawa, but nothing too heavy besides them.
Where were you traveling to in passing?
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>>702157757
use that spray shit out of a can, that's what we used to use and all the tards loved it.
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>>702157757
>>702157864
Mobile fag, submitted early and tried to cancel...
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>>702157731

>women who wait until the last minute to start emptying their fucking handbags looking for their purse/coupons at the checkout.

when I used to be a cashier people would do that all the fucking time and even after I had rung them up. if they were still at my counter doing that I'd just call the next customer up and ring their items around them. the women would get so pissed at that then even more pissed when I'd emotionlessly and without even look at them say "just keeping the line moving, ma'm."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beix9xTDJQg

Steven Universe for one
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>people saying how they're gonna do something later but never do it
>people who act like they're better then you because they know more useless info than you
>cyclists that ride in the middle of the fucking road
>people who start shit over the tiniest things
>when I get the wrong order at McDonalds
>people that have those nasty ass "gauges" in their ears (short ones are OK, but if they're bigger than you're mouth or some shit, get helpL
>people who say "you're not a true fan of something if you don't know this or do that"
>people who make you feel like shit to boost their ego
>slow ass drivers
>overpriced shit
>people who hail Mary across the road without looking both ways
>people who brag about which football team is their favorite and why the other teams suck horse cock
>faggots who spawnkill/boost/smurf/cheat
>kids on ps3 who said they fucked my mom
>trash talkers
>Internet tuff guys
>people who think their tuff shit but IRL are anxiety written beta males
>tractors on the road
>rednecks saying whose jacked up mall crawler is better

And were just getting started
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>>702144366
So, all of tumblr?
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>>702157900
Back to the U.S. from Korea.
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>>702149130
Oh you got to see all three of those before you dismiss them! Fucking brilliant!
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>>702142641 (OP)

4chan.
Especially /b/
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I hate when my star wars collector mint condition limited '99 print gets dust on it. I mean I put it in a case for a reason.
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people who do this
>>702158243 (you)
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>>702157930
Nah, it's pretty competitive around here, if purple see us pulling that shit we'll get a bad name for ourselves

Besides, the boss is really into everything being traditionally Irish, he'd flip his shit if one of us did that
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>>702158153
Legit. I'm taking a trip to Osaka and Korea in November. Any recommendations on where to go?
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>>702157757
man, i never really thought of bartending as a craft before now, but it truly is.
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>knowitalls
>arrogant fuckwits
>retarded PC faggots
so
>every fucking millennial on the face of the planet

watch these fags link back to this, defending their generation by calling me an old fart even though I'm 26. it'll be a hoot.
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>>702154543
I can appreciate that,
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>>702158471
Aint you never seen Cocktail famalam?
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>>702158505
what's the cutoff age for millenials? 25 here birthday in august
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Defectives reproducing. Rember that kid in the Shriners commercials with no arms? In one of them, they show his mom, and she has no arms, either. Her condition is clearly hereditary and she should NOT have reproduced. That infuriates me.
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Tele-fucking-marketers
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>>702158535
probably because you posted it, you shameless samefag.
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>>702158462
Goodness, there are so many great places in Korea, it's hard to tell. If you go to Seoul (of course you will), be sure to visit Myeongdong, Itaewon, COEX Mall, and Namsan Tower. Itaewon's kind of a great place: it's a very 'international' shopping area with plenty of prostitutes, nightclubs, and so on.

God, I miss Korea. I lived there for three years before going back for a vacation last year. I could sit here and type all day about it.

>Myeongdong at night
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hot grillls I like who deny me threesomes and shit
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>Americans
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>>702158669
hurka durka wood yew liek to purchase a sony walkman? please entar you're credat cerd in the fone bouth
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>>702156227
>>702156227
>>702156227
>>702156227
>>702156227
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>>702158395 (You)
You missed "people who miss out capital Ys".
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>>702158631
Watch this debate kick off.

Most sources define the generational cut off for millennials as 2000 to present. Some, however, include the entirety of the 90s as well.
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>>702154543
nice quote. kekd
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>>702158918
I thought millennials was from 1985-2000...
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>>702158918
oh, well fuck those that say the latter. i grew up in the 90s mayne. bill gates and shit
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Muslims.
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>>702159079
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Asians and pakis also Slavs
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>>702159050
>most sources
>some however

There is a lot of contention on this subject, that's why I've never seen a definitive answer to that question.
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