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Someone included me in a 39 persons group message. Dubs decides.
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Can I bring my wife's son?


**Start off slow OP, otherwise you'll get blocked
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>>702131781
Say that you'll come to the cockout
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>> 702138746

roll
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>>702131911
That was quick
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>>702131921
Too simple. Cuckout would be better.
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>>702131781
sharpie in pooper
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>>702131911
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>>702131911
Following this:

"I'll provide the soda, condoms, and hot dog buns if need be"

>39 people
I doubt we'll get fast answers
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>>702132002
I'll roll for you then
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>>702132073
ya blew it
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>>702132073
>totally fucked it up
Fuck you OP.

It's WIFE'S SON. As in, not yours necessarily

I'm bailing.
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>>702132064
roll
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>>702131921

rolling for this.
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>>702131781
the wife's a bit of a bore but the kid's a semen demon
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Oh shit one of them broke off and private messaged me off the group
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>>702132271
reroll
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>>702132280
"Always" wtf is this some pedo bdsm shit?
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>>702132280
Reply and say "Good how should I prepare them? BBQ or breaded and fried?"
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>>702132280
fuck you you horny piece of shit. I'll fuck your fat ass sister before you can say tendies.
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>>702132417
Roll
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>>702132271
reroll
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This thread will never die lol. Op is on
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>>702132417
Rolling
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>>702132417
Roll
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>>702132417
I like this. Roll.
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>>702132417

rolling.
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>>702132271
kek
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>>702132430
rollo
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>>702132417
roll
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>>702132417
rollin
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>>702132280
I get horny when I'm out in public. Do you think that people would mind if she sat on my lap with my penis penetrating her while we eat?
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post this in there
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>>702132417
rollarino
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>>702132417
roll
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>>702132417
Op here rolling for this
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>>702132271
rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin
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>>702132644
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>>702132644
OH SHIT
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Rollerino for copy pasta
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>>702132452
>>702132481
>>702132492
>>702132504
>>702132526
>>702132573
>>702132576
If you're all seperate people then thank u so much.

Shameless Self Reroll:
>>702132417
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>>702132073
u fuckin moron
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>>702132280

I've always wanted to jack it in your house, wanna watch?
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>>702132644

kek and winrar.
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>>702132717
Rolling
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>>702132644
Deliver op
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>>702132644
op better fucking deliver
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>>702132073
worst. delivery. ever.
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>>702132280
This may be a bit forward but would you be interested in having sex with my wife while I watched? I have a cuck fetish.
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>>702132073
Dumbass
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>>702133057
roll
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Trying guys signal is shit
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>>702132073
Ya dun goofed
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>>702133005
>>702133021
Op delivered last time. He is on phone. Takes a while.
>>702132717
Rolling
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>>702133161
I feel as though this may be a one way conversation
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OP here let's try the lone person who messaged me. Too many in the group is slowing my phone up.
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>>702133161
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>>702133161
Would you be interested in some sexual experimentation? I want my anus to be stimulated by another mans penis. It's not gay, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality
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can i bring my waifu pillow? i just love her 2 much she mah bb u know what i mean? if not fuCc u man succ mah dick
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Will there be swimming? My wife's son doesn't have a bathing suit, he usually just swims naked. That's not going to be a problem, is it?
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I remember last cookout, when we all had a few too many....It become a cockout :D
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>>702133553
we need this shit roll
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My wife probally cannot come, she`s going on a tinderdate.
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>>702133598
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>>702133722
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>>702133722
hahahaahahahaha winrar
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>>702133496
roll for this shit
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>>702133598
can you cuck my wife while my son watches at the cookout
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>>702133598

Are you open for any "experimentation", i have some wips and gag balls i can take
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>>702133598
Is it alright if I bring my girlfriend too? I know the poly lifestyle can be controversial. She's only 14 so don't worry about having beer for her ;)
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>>702133598

Are you open for any "experimentation", i have some whips and gag balls i can take
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>>702133598
Are you bringing your little ones too? ;)
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>>702133553
rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
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>>702133722
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>>702133161
anything yet OP?
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>>702132280
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>>702133722
It really has helped our relationship, daten other people. Sometimes we 'date' with other couples, it`s really really great.
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Oh!, i forgot to mention that im a pedophile!, hope you dont mind if i bring my 13 year old gf!
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>>702133598

damn it this thread is painful.

rolling for this >>702132417.
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>>702132417
Yea, I'll reroll for this.
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Now we're fishing boys!
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>>702133955
Praise Kek!

Rerolling for
>>702134113
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>>702134203
Can I bring my boyfriend Hanz?
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>>702134120
R O L L
O
L
L
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>>702134203

are you sure about that? last time someone told me whatever i wanted to do....the cops were called.
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Wubalubadubdub
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>>702134203
She might come later unless she decides to stay the night with her date. Can I bring my lover Hanz?
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>>702134203
sounds hot like a hot bbq this is getting me feeling freaky HOT big boy.
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>>702134399
This is shit I'm not sending this. Step your shit up. First one to claim his dubs gets it.
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>>702134399
winrar
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>>702134399
KEK
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>>702134203
>>702134203

I wish I could beat the bitch up, you know what I'm saying?
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>>702134517
c`m that is funny
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>>702134399
/claimed
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Do u still have the tarps on your roof?
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>>702134517

you call this shit when you sent "can i bring my wife and son?"?

god your an autistic fuck.

rolling for "fuck am i autistic or what?!?!"
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>>702134616
Fuck you lol
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>>702132073
All you had to do was exactly what we told you. You still blew it bro
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rolling normies
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>>702134594
Rol
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>>702132417
rolling for this
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>>702134719
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Kek ops number
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>>702134550
Rollen
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>>702134777
Trips are a go

Will we be sing praise to kek?
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Do you think brining the nigger pinata will be too much ?
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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|] beep beep!
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
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>>702133553
Do it, faggot
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>>702134992
rollin for this.
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any update on the original text faggot?
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>>702135095
Roll
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>>702134992
Rerollaronie
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"oh ya, my son is going through a nudism phase, that ok?"
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>>702131781
Some of you are alright, don't go to the barbecue.
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>>702135161
No one has replied
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>>702135227
its either you dumb cunt, fuck
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>>702135255
Do eeet!
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>>702135227
I love the direction this is heading to
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I also like to let my junk fly around like an elephant rampaging on a small African village. Hope that's fine as well
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUEjtCV1Gc
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>>702135255
winrar
>>702135272
also kek
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>>702135227
ima bring my stem and smoke crack that cool? thats how i bbq bae.
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>>702135330
Roll
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>>702135411
Winrar
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>>702134399
This is gorgeus
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>>702135272
Reroll, post this in the group.
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>>702135460
on a river
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>>702135411
oh shit nigga
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>>702135255
>>702135487
Ops, didn't see this one first
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>>702135457
roll
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>>702135272

kek. well played anon.
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>>702135444
Nice trips! Does it count as a roll?
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>>702135630
Kneega kek
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After i cool down from my cock rampage I'll hose everyone down.
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>>702135411

post this right after the last but change it to he'll like to...since you're talking about your son's nudism phase.
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>>702135272
Roland.
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This is the fucking best fucking thread of all times
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14/88
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Can I bring my boyfriend as well. He's super cute and funny!
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>>702135811
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There better not be any niggers there
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>>702135811
>>702135833

combine them op
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This thread is pretty cool
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>>702135630
Now its time to start talking on the group
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My son also has spasm attacks which make him cum uncontrollabley for about 10 minutes at a time , so if u have a garbage bag and some bungecords so I can wrap his dick up it would help with his self-confidence issues
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>>702135944
I'm gonna shoot the place up if Tyrone be there.
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>>702135944
dubs said so, you must
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>>702136055
OP won't be able to keep up with dub train..
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>>702136055
Yessssss
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>>702136082
Fag
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>>702136055
oh my lord
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>>702136055
This makes me happy
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>>702135272
Rolling for this
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>>702136055
>My ***wifes son***
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is it okay if I pop a couple of viagra pills before I show up for the orgy or "cookout" as you guys like to call it?
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>>702136075
rolling for this.
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Post this fag.
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>>702136209
im like %75 sure there contacting to police as we speak
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>>702136209
Give us full address to party, so we can all go...or send a shit ton of pizza or boxes or.....something
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Also don't look at his lil bum hole alot, I had to cork him today bc he was leaking alot n I don't want it in the pool or all over
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>>702136528
oh shit, rollin for this
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>>702136548
what kind of bbq is this? ffs
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2146 powderly on sept 4th

Read the op picture for address and send pizza and hookers
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"I'm drunk right now. What the hell is wrong with you?"

STOP changing the replies you stupid nigger, type it correctly. You keep changing words and sentence structure, cut it the the fuck out.
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>>702136368
See here: >>702131781
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>>702136548
>>702136617
i know, holy shit
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>>702136528
Reroll #1
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>>702136619

Omg yes send pizzas and some richfags send hookers or strippers
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can I fuck you there?
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>>702136619
City? State? Zip code?
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>>702136738
And mention it in the conversation
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Well no more with my wife son, should o just hang the niggers out front like last time or in the back this year ?
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ok shall we meet there? how can I find you?
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>>702136548
Awesome! Any problems with me bringing my lover? He's a Thai ladyboy but he's underage, so don't worry about alcohol.
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Should i take condoms with me?
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i may have to take one of my nigger slaves, he isnt doing his job as well as he used to
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>>702136942
roll for this
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>>702135811
OP, we need to put an end to this normie gathering. Post this shit in the group.
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Thanks for answering, whats your name?
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I really appreciate that. One last thing, I have to warn you about my medication, it can cause me to a panic attack, I almost stabbed someone in the past.
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>>702136909
so much rolling for this
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looking at google maps....i sense niggers.
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>>702136772
Area code 205. Do you not know what to do with this?
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Post shit in the group and show you re the alpha
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Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli
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>>702136209
>OK
What the fuck
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>>702137027
Roll
(They hating)
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>>702136772

This. OP, ask the guy in some tricky way for their city
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Just so I'm clear, we start the orgy after we eat? Are there facilities for me to clean my asshole out?
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>>702136772

fuck dude.

> search area code.
> get city.
> enter address with that city.

profit?
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Post shit in the group and show youre the alpha
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>>702136548
what the fug? People really will go above and beyond to avoid appearing judgmental.

also, rolling >>702136909
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>>702137122
Winrar
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>>702137162

This wihtout the asshole part
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I'll come one condition. I must get all the tendies for having a good boy status. Otherwise I'll make you choke on my shitfilled diaper.
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>>702137162
rolling
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>>702137162
Post this in the group
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I'm also going to bring the wood chipper for the kids to play on
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>>702137122
Checked
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>>702137157
Dude it's Birmingham Alabama. I live here lol I know exactly where they are throwing this fucking nigger meeting.
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What size tits do you have
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>>702137277
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Op update the group
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The Illuminati will fall. It is time for the awakening brothers and sisters.
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>>702137122
Delivar
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>>702137444
Post dat too nigguh.
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Rer
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>>702137397
Go to party, shit in pool, leave
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Can i insert my fiery fist o pain in your ass
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>>702136548
>>702136209
man sounds like chill people I wanna go to that cookout
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OH GOD I GOT MY DICK ON FIRE PLEASE CALL 9/11
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>>702137288
Winner winner chicken dinner
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>>702132717
How did u change the background?
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>>702137697
Are u gay?
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>>702137730
roll
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Op ded.
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>>702137730
reroll
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>>702137758
the dropdown menu in the bottom right corner
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bump
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>>702137730
Smart one
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>>702137730
rolling around at the speed of sound
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>>702137730
reroollll
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>>702137730
roll
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>>702137730
fucking goddamnit make it happen already
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>>702135227
Sounds like best party
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Post this to the group chat : Will we be usinf the kids before or after the food? If it's after then I can arrange to collect my niece from the daycare center.
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>>702137122
>>702137277
>>702137288
>>702137566
winners since last post
op not gonna do it :/

rerolling for >>702137730
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>>702137730
rolling also is op ded?
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R.I.P.I.P
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>>702132417
roller
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>>702132073
this is the first time i saw someone fail at retyping the message
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op is kill confirm
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>>702135811
Alex?
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Goatse
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>>702137730
end my sufferolling
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is the thread dead yet
(put that in the conversation)
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>>702138416
Eduaso?
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>>702138558
Hugh Mongous?
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A moment of silence for our beloved OP, may Satan have mercy on his soul
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Would anybody there be interested in trading but plugs?Mine is really worn out and I was hoping to trade instead of buying a new one
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>>702135272
Roll
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Will we be cooking niggers
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>>702137660
Rollerino also is op Fagott Dead or is he just a pussy
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>>702138422

I wish this wasn't dead.
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>>702138856
It's already a winrar nigga.
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Can i carry my gun with me?
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>>702138422
I see dubs, goatse it is
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>>702138988
Yes, winrar
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Is it cool that I bring my blankie?It goes with me everywhere and if I don't have it I will go peepee in my onsie
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Can I bring my dog? He's constantly horny and loves to mark his territory wherever he goes. He get's along well with my wife's son and we promise he wont jizz on your kids. again...
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Op, if you are there. Give us a sign.
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Where are my testicles Summer?
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Op here turns out its my mother's work office party....I'm dead.
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>>702140477
nice dubs op
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>>702140477
Lmfao
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>>702140477
Kek, don't forget to include me in the screencap!
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>>702140477
Kekekekekek
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>>702140477

Your mom works for niggers?
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>>702140477
Ohw lawd
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>>702140477
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>>702133598
so, the number is right there and we're not gonna even text the guy en masse? this thread is shit anyway.
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>>702131781
Guess who's bringing the hot dogs?
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So how are we goong to fuck with op? Send flowers during the party?
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>>702141934

Someone should text and get the address. 100 pizzas or whatever.
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Post this
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>>702132064
Reroll
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>>702142601
The adress is in the op you nigger faggot.
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>>702142601
The address that's clearly in the original image?
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>>702140477
I'd say your mom has some explaining to do, but her co-workers probably already know.
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>>702142943
>>702143071

Yeah that one.
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>>702132415
kek
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Press x to pay respects.
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>>702140830
r/gofuckyourselfyoulittleredditbitch
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:(. Rip to the best thre
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