>you don't have a gf what's you're excuse?
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>you don't have a gf
what's you're excuse?
>>702129738
my face
I'm a fag.
>>702129738
relief not excuse; after too many wrong relationships now i wait till some young brat jumps on me. Fuck it.
I have a wife instead.
>>702129738
Cause my gf would get super pissed
My wife gets mad when I have girlfriends.
>>702129863
Actually, it's your personality.
>>702129738
My hands are too good, cost less and are easier to please
>>702130049
>>702130121
>poasts on /B/
>has wife
troll harder nigger
I'm a supreme gentleman.
>>702130181
and his face
>>702129738
Don't want one. Have had 3 serious relationships in my life. Longest being 6 years. Other two were about 18 months a piece. After devoting so much time and energy on a person to only have it end up with yall resenting one another can really change your outlook on the situation. I have several casual chicks I fuck though.
>>702130210
>posts obvious bait
>obvious bait
i'm not chad, and when being chad is not required i spill spaghetti everywhere.
>>702129738
but I do
shes literally playing wow right next to me
>>702129738
The most miserable time in my life was when I was dating. The time and effort alone, forget the money, it was not worth it all all. The sex did not make up for it whatsoever.
I guess some people enjoy sex a lot more, they like giving or receiving oral sex or something, but I'm not one of those persons.
I'm lucky that I'm not one of those weirdoes, there's less drama in my life, I enjoy what I do 99% of the time, I don't have to put anybody else before me.
>>702129738
socially inept
>>702129738
I have 16% body fat but still have manboobs. It crushes all my self confidence. What was even the point of working out so much
>>702129738
Äcklig svensk
>>702130049
Seconded
>>702129738
Ill only date bad bitches and that kicks me in the ass everytime
>>702130716
It's called gynecomastia. You need surgery.
>>702130453
Feel bad for you
>>702129738
I don't need a sandwich maker right now. Trying to lose calories.
i do. i completely stopped going after girls and had them coming to me in no time. it's all about confidence. sounds cliche but girls seriously just want you to ignore them.
>>702131017
why?
legion is actually good
>>702131026
girl here. girls are not objects that's supposed to make you sandwiches. you sound like a douchebag, no wonder why you don't have a girlfriend
>>702130995
What causes it? The fuck.. wow
>>702129738
I don't want to.
>>702131245
Risperdal
>>702129738
Rush B cyke!
>>702129738
Asked a gril out a few days ago. She said no, but that's only because she like someone else. Pathetic, I know; but I still consider this a victory for me, since I managed to overcome my autism and actually do something.
>>702131158
femnazi reporting in Xd
>>702131158
troll harder, faggot
>>702131158
Tits or gtfo, dumb cunt
>>702130716
Even fat and uneducated dudes somehow manage to have cute GFs. At 27 I realized that no amount of workout will change the no gf constant in my life, so I just stopped, why even bother... I'll just accept my fate and be the best damn wizard I can be.
>>702131245
Ive never taken mental meds. Ive had it since 14 and all I took was some daily pills to help with asthma.
Surgeries are 8k.. well shit
>>702129738
Anyone that doesnt have a gf in this thread- were you raised by a single mother? Kek
Im a girl
my ears are hideous
>>702131575
meant >>702131335
>>702131665
Sure thing bro
also sage
My friends are all degenerates and we collectively scare them away... I've tried 3 times to bring a new grill I'm seeing around my friends while were partying and I either scare them away. Or they give me some stupid ultimatum between me or my friends.
Every weekend we either go to raves or host small popup parties at people houses with DJs and such. There's literally every drug you can name there and batshit crazy people hanging off the ceiling and dancing around like crazy for 2 days straight.. It never crossed my mind that normal girls aren't like that and they don't like it. Even tho I hold down a high paying 9-5 and have my shit together .. I think I need new friends
>>702131575
Lol you're probably just fat then bro
I like inocent girls, I like the type of girl that doesn't date me because their parents don't let me. the type of girl that I would would have to enter by the window without making any noise... thats why I don't have a girlfriend, and that's why I'm virgin :D some girls have invited me for sex, but easy sex doesn't turn me on. Like... I have to work to achieve that.
'cause I have a BF
She dumped me for my best friend.
>>702132055
6'4" 170 lbs
>>702129738
my depression
>>702129738
Having fuck buddies is so much easier.
>>702131665
thats no excuse
>>702132333
and much less fulfilling
>>702132120
YES that is just like me. And also just like the character Yagami Light from Death Note who has this dark and edhy side, just like you and me!
I don't have one because I don't have the free time to devote to anyone. I work way too much actually.
>>702129738
I'm fat, ugly and have low self confidence
>>702131986
yeah, some times I feel the same thing :D
>>702129738
Broke up with her last week after two years. I've never been so miserable. Now I have no family, no friends, AND no girlfriend. Kill me.
>>702129738
Lol. GF? Im good. Fuck buddies is what I choose right now. Less responsibilities, more sex. Plus. You are never rusty with women. So settling down is fully within my range.
>>702132448
when I was in high school, like, the hottest girl of the school asked if I want to lose my virginity with her, I answered her like of it was a joke..., I told my friends that xD and they almost bullied me... ahahah "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE? WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK HER?" "I just don't want"
but i do have a gf.
we're 5 and a half years together and fucked twice today :)
>>702131698
Dumbo reporting in?
>>702129738
I don't have a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!
- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8 "Womens' Day"
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing
I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.
>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.
...and "gf" is an abbreviation for "GiFts".
>>702129738
simple, i dont want one. i dont want any form of relationship wether friend or sexual one in real life.
>>702131655
Sure was. Definite correlation I have noticed as well.
>>702133281
im from a long term relationship and im just gonna tell you... what you just described isnt what having a GF should mean.
if a woman wants stupid fucking shit gifts every other day tell her to fuck off and suck cocks for money like all the other whores.
a gift for birthday, for christmas and a stupid card with a poem written on it plus a flower for valentines and anniversary. thats less than 50 bucks a year if you're smart.
dont have to gift her a fucking car
stop lying to yourself. you just dont have a girl because you suck as a person.
>>702133281
Your problem is that you go for high maintenance chicks.
>>702132427
Not after you've been in a serious relationship with a girl that did nothing but hook up with random guys on dating sites and drop you like you you never mattered. Turns out she had the right idea all along. Why get attached to a person that didn't rally give a fuck about you in the first place. Might as well do what she did and fuck 2 or 3 different people a week.
>>702134034
sounds like your penis is extremely small
>>702133281
Ether you have had shit taste in women in the past or you have never been in a relationship. Either way, try again.
>>702129738
I fucked up and got married
>>702133281
why can't the gift be a good hard D in the the everywhere? :P
>>702129738
fagfag here
I'm really old. Not rich enough to land a Melania, and the woman my age are almost as ugly as I am.
I don't have a gf because I don't want one.
All my romantic experience with women have been kind of terrible. The highlights are:
There was a girl in middle school who set me up to make a fool out of me by pretending to like me and want to date me only to immediately throw it in my face the next morning in front of all my friends.
There was a girl in high school that used me to get free shit from the snack line because I worked there.
There was a girl in college that was into me, but at the very least minute, my dick inches away from that pussy she flops over and just stops. Says she really wants to save it for marriage, I try to comfort her, but ultimately she's adamant and I don't press it further. She leaves and I never call her back after it because I made it clear I didn't want to wait.
Another girl college who, I at least thing, was into me on day 1 of class and we hit it off really well. Gives me her number and everything. The very next day she's in the arms of some guy and I'm all like, "Hey, what's up?" and pretends to not hear me or even know me. I'm like, "okay, whatevs." Nothing I can do. Delete her number.
Another girl, but had a boyfriend. Been giving me signals all fucking night. We're back at my place, I use the restroom, she's half naked on my bed when I get back. Fastforward to next day my phone explodes with angry text at how much of an asshole I am. How I used her. She took no responsibility for her part in it all and I lose almost all of our mutual friends over it. Not saying I'm prince charming here, but holy fuck was I thrown under the bus.
These are just some of the highlights. We're not going in to the 2 dozen other little shit-caked experience I've had.
"B-b-but anon! Don't you want a gf?"
Fuck no. I'm done. I'm sick and tired of it. Tired of being used, tired of being manipulated, tired of being thrown under the bus. My life has improved drastically the moment I threw it aside.
>>702129738
Not in love with the girl in banging. She is though. Shame.
>>702129738
Haven't found a suitable girl. It may sound edgy but I have enough dignity to stay single rather than bow to first girl I see and end up in a relationship I'm not happy in. It's not a bad thing to be a single.
I rarely (almost never) talk to girls
Girls rarely (never) talk to me
wat do
>>702129738
Wife won't let me
>>702129738
I've been in 2 relationships, 1 being pretty serious and let me tell you, if these things fall apart, you'll be avoiding women for a while.
>>702134179
Nah, she was just an undercover sex addict that didn't respect herself or me.
>>702129738
I don't care about women or relationships anymore. Both seem to be a waste of time and only serve to distract men from bettering themselves.
Also, 98% of women tend to be fat, vindictive cunts here in the West (particularly the U.S.).
>>702129738
I have a weird name
>>702133281
>>702129738
Relationships are like jacking off with a vacuum cleaner, it sounds fun but literally one try is all it takes
>>702130716
pls make a photo, i want to see if i have the same problem as you.
Busy with work and school. Not as social as I used to be. Never make time for women. Don't know any I'm interested in. It's my fault really. Plus my pockets spill spaghetti when one does anything more than smiles at me but I'm not an ugly person. Maybe before I'm 40 I'll get some self confidence when I'm not drunk.
i want to kill myself
>>702129863
Your moms not looking for anything serious
>>702129738
I have all the appeal and charisma of a retard without actually being one.
Watchout /b/! Ive had femanons leave me after suggesting we split the bill
>>702129738
I live in bum fuck no were
Because
>
Is right around the corner.
>>702136804
>can't be turned off
More like can't be turned on.
>>702131141
This.
>>702129738
Im a socially inept furfag.
>>702129738
I'm a scumbag and fugly, and I spend to much time here.
my excuse is that im not a lesbian
>>702136804
girl here, that's creepy and disgusting
i do, but she cheats on me
>>702138010
Guy here.
I don't care what you think.
>>702129738
I'm waiting for Jordyn Jones to be of age
>>702138010
We have no other choise. It's either that or we have to be alone.
ima beta fag with no balls
>>702129738
they cost a lot of money
>>702138166
It makes me sad that this is actaully true. Im exactly like this drunk man, but do you guy all think like him? Is there anyone that genuinly enjoy the bland, borring womens precence?
>>702129738
i rarely put the effort in to talk to girls, or basically just people in general
>>702139186
I used to think I did, but then I realized how mind-numbingly insipid most women's personalities are. Fake 'gamer girls,' fake egalitarians, feminazis, and lazy cunts who want nothing but money and attention in any way, shape or form they can get it, and from any source. And what does a man get in response? Sex that depreciates over time when SHE decides it? Fuck that.
>>702139186
guy here. i think girls are more interesting to speak to tbh, guys are like hurr durr deer hunt, 180 horse powers, fucking V6 engine durr premier league. girls talk about feelings and things that matter
>>702139186
shouldnt make you sad. that guy being honest is a fucking triumph.
>>702139186
Bland and boring men probably?
I have no functional legs. I don't want to live, but I'm afraid to die
>>702129738
Is she supposed to be attractive? She looks like she has a square for a face
>>702139756
kek
she looks like she was an extra on the set of full house
>>702139207
This. People are so boring and hard to talk to. Most of the time I hate conversations with those, who aren't my close friends.
>>702138166
This is not true at all. I have been "bro-zoned" most of my life.
I meet/ see a guy I find attractive, so I try and make friends. We hit it off and end up getting close. Meet their other friends, hit it off with them too.
Finally ask if they want to "be something more"
Then I'm fucking tagged with "it's not that I don't find you to be hot, but you're like one of the guys. and that would be weird."
This shit doesn't just happen to men.
>>702140038
Bull-fucking-shit. I never take a woman seriously when she complains about being single/"bro-zoned," because you will ALWAYS have some man out there willing to get into a relationship. It doesn't matter even if you're 400 lbs overweight with a peg leg and a glass eye, SOME GUY OUT THERE still wants to spend time with you and park his meat inside of you. Be a man who doesn't look a certain way, talk, walk, dress a certain way, or even something you have no control over, and you're pretty much fucked for the rest of your life. Maybe in your case, as is the case with other women, you're just going for Chad when there are other, better, decent men LINED UP to meet you, but you don't even give them a second glance.
Use this picture as a reference.
>>702140038
Chances are that there's something they're not telling you. The other possibility is that they're the bland and boring men and are looking for bland and boring women. You're most likely hunting the wrong prey.
>>702140038
>>702140341
And furthermore, at least you got a 'you are at least attractive' with your "Dear, Jane" rejection. Us men don't even get that much; just the typical
>you're a nice guy
where the phrase/distinction comes from
>and any woman would be lucky to have you
then why not you?
>but I just don't see you like that
the fuck?!
>>702139186
It happens, but yeah.. Most girls are fucking stupid, talking about meaningless shit. I like spending time and talking to the girl I'm currently fucking, cause she is actually an interesting person (inb4 betafag), and another girl who is my good friend. But yeah, most girls, including my ex, are just vaginas that we pretend to think are interesting
havent finished losing all the weight yet, started hitting the gym and dropped 25 pounds, and I need to lose like 20 more
>>702140341
There was one guy that wanted to get with me, but there was one problem.
He was approaching his two year anniversary with one of my best friends. So I declined.
I also don't really talk to chads, cars and sports are boring topics.
>>702141004
Where do you live, how old are you, what do you study/studied..?
Your case is starting to get very baffling.
disfigured by bscars
>>702140341
great jpg
>>702141004
Already here. You claim that cars and sports are boring topics. Even though I might agree to some extent (even tho I practice gymnastics myself). That you claim that the topics ARE boring, not that you simply find them uninteresting, you automatically become more uninteresting for any boy interested in those subjects. This applies to pretty much everything.
social problems and fear of the poeple
>>702141004
You were going for a guy who was already in a relationship. This is what I'm talking about: you're going after the wrong types of men.
>how as I supposed to know?
Ask him up front. At least you didn't do like most women and go for it anyway.
>>702141257
do you mean bee scars? as in multiple bee stings?
>>702129738
Because no girls are rushing to be with a tranny.
Fuck my life, hope you guys are ready for storytime.
>Be 13 years old
>Live on streets in Indonesia
>Mother died in car crash when I was 12
>Father never in the picture
>Homeless for a year
>You'd think the government would help an homeless child
>thinkagain.png
Back to about a year before it all happened
>Same kind lady brings me food and water everyday
>The only reason I haven't died from starvation
>Lets call her Judy
>Judy doesn't come one day
>That's okay she'll be here tomorrow
>thinkagain(2).png
>Don't eat anything apart from leftover in bins for 2 days
>3rd day still no Judy
>Decide to look for her
>Ask around
>Find out where she lives
>knock on door
>Young man answers door
>Judys nephew
>Judy hit by drunk driver
>In hospital - critical condition
(continued)
i love myself and only myself
>>702141669
Enjoy that whilst it lasts m8.
>>702131698
Post that shit
>>702129738
I'm married. Wife would probably find out
>>702141229
I live in a shitty farm town, I'm 19, and I'm not currently planning on going to college because of the current sjw cluster fuck that's taking over education.
>>702141318
I like talking about Videogames, anime and politics. I'm not going to pretend to be interested in someone's new engine.
The only sport I like watching is cage fighting.
>>702141356
I wasn't going for him, we were just friends and he went after me.
>>702141766
i'm 34 years young what do you mean
>>702131698
Pic pleaase
Long story...
Was with a girl for 6 years, moved to live with her, lost contact with all friends, eventually broke up and became homeless.
Finally got my own place again a couple of years ago, got a degree, started working again. End of last year decided to start dating again after nearly 2 years of shunning women.
Flood happens, fucks my car, now I'm in an isolated village and can't get a job, no money to move, completely fucked. Chicks just aren't into depressed poorfags. Well, some are... but I can't be bothered with desperate fatties or the mentally ill. My life is shit enough!
>>702141942
It will end eventually.
>>702141942
cringe worthy
>>702141555
The driver was an alcohol.
>>702142073
You shoulda got a house on a hill m8.
(cont)
>Find hospital
>Find Judy
>Induced Coma
>wellshit.jpeg
>check on her every day whilst living off scraps of food and rainwater
>Go back on the 4th day and she is awake and in recovery
>Notices me watching her through glass
>Asks me to come in
>Tell her I've been watching her past few days
>Visibly happy
>Tells me she is going to let me live with her
>Happiest moment of my life since living on the streets
>Move in with her when she gets out of hospital after about a month
>Living on the streets in the meantime but didn't care
Living with Judy for about 2 or 3 months
>Nephew who is about 5 or 6 years older lives here too
>Judy pays a lot of money to get me into a school
>First day get bullied but Nephew who is one of the older kids has my back
>Be going school for about 3 months
>Life is good
>Street life is distant memory
(continued)
>>702142132
no it won't
i'm single and happy
i'd be miserable if i was tied down to someone
i hang out with people when i'm in the mood
>>702142200
the young part was a meme relax killer
>>702131575
>>702130995
>>702131245
have you all done specific pectoral exercises?
Do pushups while spreading your arms out apart and youll feel the pain. trust me man itll fix it
>>702142245
Should have called in sick for work that day more like.
>>702129738
I'm ugly, poor, unemployed, out of shape and alcoholic.
Does that work?
>>702141935
And US, I presume?
Anime and other "weird" features can be a turn off for a normie. And not going to college is even worse. You can always ignore the loonies. Then there's always natural sciences, medicine and engineering. Those are largely unaffected by the mentally ill.
If I can't do what I want when I want I get angry. You don't want to see me angry. Girlfriends are for slaves.
Really though no interest I'm happy by myself without drugs/alcohol lol
>>702129738
Because I am not in a position in my life to take on the responsibility of dealing with another's emotions.
>I'm young
>I'm poor
>I'm not established
>I need to focus on my life right now
Too socially awkward.
>>702142318
Mid life crisis is gonna hit you like a birck.
>>702129738
Yours is probably being an uneducated retard
>>702141669
You play some game with friends you even never seen? Fap everyday to same porn ? Call it happiness ?Ive been there for like 5 years.Stop doing that shit for one month and then you gonna see how fucking lonely and pathetic u are.Don't wanna offend you,just want you to open your eyes /b/ro.Really worth it.
Treat women to good then they leave for the douchebag that miss treats them So I'll sleep thanks
>>702129738
My age is a single digit number
Because she dumped me for another girl
>>702142488
The more I watch computing forever read letters from college students, the more I don't want to go.
Since women are now allowed to fight on the front lines, so I won't be auto forced into a boring position, I'm planning on joining the military.
Hopefully there won't be too much/ if any sjw bullshit there.
>>702142902
Hah get rekt.
if i can't do what i want when i want with no conflict i'm not happy
I do.
But the girl I really wanted as my gf won't have anything serious with me, even though we fuck once a month or so(she doesn't know about my gf).
ITT: look what my GF made me when iwas stoned af
>>702129738
Acne destroyed my face. People are disgusted.
>>702142954
Yup but its a weird feeling theres no jealousy or anger
>>702143019
nigga, you stole that from>>702136409
>>702140038
You are ugly.
Cus i need my own life sorted out first
if i wanted more conflict in my life i'd get a second job
>>702129738
Too big load, after i totally plaster a girl and finish off with a nice face frosting they don't come back.
>>702143130
Because it's hot right?
because fuck buddies dont leave me broke like gfs do
>>702142951
You're getting bad influences and a wrong picture about the industry. IT and environmental engineering gather all the hippies. You'll be safe elsewhere. Mechanical is always a good choice.
Military should be good for a while but they don't like spineless whiners, especially if they're women, so make sure that you're mentally and physically able to cope.
>>702129738
because I'm not white and I'm only interested in white girls. it's harder than you think being a non white neck beard
But anon i do have a gf, and shes number 5
Btw im playing minecraft + LoL and am ugly af
Trips and i tell u my secret how 2 get dem gurls
>>702143478
Yeah i guess so but if it was another guy i would be well pissed but this situation is just confusing its like the person you knew didn't really exist
>>702129738
What is you are excuse?
>>702129738
I'm losing my teeth.
I'm ugly and girls only want good lookin guys.
I've lost hope.
I'm always attracted by lesbians without knowing they are and face the frustration after i know
I'm depressed and girls only like happy men, the others can die with open mouth.
I'm dead inside abd i already know i will die alone..
>>702130376
I'm Chad. What's the deal?
She left me after the miscarriage
>>702131158
Fuck off bitch
>>702143706
She did exist and she's happy now because you helped her find herself if you know what I mean.
>>702143665
rolling out of curiosity
My wife would kill me
>>702143828
If dubs you won't die alone. You'll find her mate.
>>702129738
4 years together and im not allowed to call her girlfriend?
>>702143828
Sorry to hear that anon, an hero maybe?
>>702143019
Going to puke and I used to eat battered fried dead Texans.
>>702143981
Not if she never finds out.
>>702139554
Guy here. The poster I'm quoting is a faggot
>>702143932
Thats more true than you know, i introduced them the other girl is my sisters best friend who also wasn't gay until they got together so i see her all the time, its just a weird situation
where the hell do i find one if im in my house all day
>>702144575
Tindr
>>702130322
this. gf of 5 years, her friend calls her, she hangs up and says she needs to be single. i don't trust women anymore.
plus, /b/i fag here, so much easier to make friends with gay guys and get blowjobs
>>702144187
https://youtu.be/_ofC6dkgt38
Got bored of fucking my neighbor sooooo
>>702144575
Google holidays for singles and turn your life around
i feel good without a girlfriend
Uh i broke up with gf of 4 years. Didnt want marriage/kids/dealing with her and her families shit all the time. Chilling savin money and relaxing. Not bad looking or bad with the ladies. Just do in my thing. If I find a girl I really like then maybe I'll have gf again.
Tldr; no excuse I'd have a gf if I wanted one. 0 fucks given
>>702130322
This, 6 years with one, 18 mos with another, a couple of 4-6 week flings. Girls are nice to look at but living with them is not always good.
Girls stay clear of me for some reason.
>>702129738
No one loves me
Autismo
https://youtu.be/tjFPxrDWpUM please change the subject
>>702129738
Knowing I can never measure up to the expectations of any woman, I've given up and decided to never even try
>>702143981
>>702130121
>>702135009
>>702141928
We should fuck eachother's wives
>>702145144
Have you got width? That makse up for girth issues.
>>702145144
EH ? woman are just as diverse as men somewhere out there there is a grill who thinks you rock now get off your butt and find her
I'm only 11 I don't need a gf
>>702129738
Fat, disgusting slob.
>>702145394
liar
Because I don't rely on having a GF to reach the pinochle of my happiness. Seriously, if you're gonna bitch, moan and cry over not having a GF, you probably haven't experienced life to its fullest yet, and if you haven't, there's still time. Chasing your dreams, pursuing your career, traveling the world, trying new things, smoking weed, going to raves, being a part of this world and more importantly, experiencing the world. Are you all telling me that the only thing that can surpass all of lifes experiences is a chick to spend the rest of your life with?
Pardon my language, but fuck that. You live in the moment, it's all about you and how happy you can make life worth living for. So don't spend your time hoping that a woman will sweep you off you're feet like a Disney fairy tale. Let it come to you, and when it does, consider it a bonus point in your life.
Don't be a faggot. Be a fucking man.
>>702129738
I'm spic
I cheated on her and we broke up
I'm black, find most girls that I've met in my race unattractive, find persian/asian girls attractive but can't get any because of the "Black guys don't have any $$$ meme" even though I am a cisco engineer that makes over $90k a year. Feels bad man.
>>702129738
i just wanted 1 girl and she died 5 years ago, dont want someone else but her
>>702143337
Here's what I look like.people liked to call me an "ugly cat" so I know I'm not that attractive. I'm at least a 3 though.
>>702143548
My mother was in the navy so she told me stories about boot camp, and what she was taught/ told to act like never really left her system. So I at least have an idea of what's to come.
>>702145462
You just described my wife.
>>702133281
>>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.
You're a jobless virgin living in your parents' basement and you don't have money to spend on things like a social life.
>>702145488
That girl in the middle has the thickest and juiciest thighs for a girl her age.
She's gonna fuck a plethora a men by the time she's 15.
>>702129738
the new WoW expansion came out.
i need to be level 110, ilvl 855 and Artifact 18 for my main spec, and 13 for my offspec before the 21st of this month.
i have no time for mortal delights like sexual intercourse with a trusted and beloved individual of the opposite sex.
>>702129738
never had self-esteem or a life of my own
>>702145784
Not bad.Generous 6/10
>>702145887
Thanks for sharing anon we all so enjoy hearing your fantasies
>>702145730
My wife gave some cripple guy a fail handjob at work. We didn't even fight. You had to have done more. Yes I'm that anon. He died by the way. The muscles required to breathe gave out. It's a pretty horrible way to go.
>>702145784
you look like an extra in a bad 80s movie
>>702145488
They're younger than 11. Probably 8-9
>>702145733
You're not getting any action because of a meme?...
they're expensive.
buying love is way more cheap and costs least time.
also, payday just ended.
>>702129738
My wife wouldn't like it.
>>702143967
>>702143967
Here a first tip for you, it uses a lot of time, is gay af but it fukin works
Girls love it if you really show interest in them, they are super addicted to attention
No retard i dont mean stalking her house or sth
Text them on whatsapp, and text them a lot. Ask them what they are doing, how they feel etc, try to get to know them better. Mark any important information for example by using the "*" in whatsapp. Once you chatted with her for a while, she will trust u more, even if you only met once (or only on the internet) then start talking about her feelings, ex relationships etc. And always drop a small piece of information about her she gave you a month ago or so, she will appreciate it
You can start this earlier but also you can wait with this: its so easy and it works, make her compliments and give her positive feedback about everything, like the picture she uploaded on instagram idk
All of this will help you to create a way better connection to her. I recommend to try this with as lot girls as possible, oh and choose a decent profile pic, its what they look at all the time when texting them.
Even if in the beginning she doesnt show any interest, just go on, only if you really know its hopeless dont waste ur time with her
>>702129738
mental illness
spent half my adult life in jail
>>702144786
Just did... can't be arsed reading lots, but basically you just go on holiday with a group of random people who are also single and looking to fuck?
>>702145784
collars are for dogs girl and lose the poor me crap 95% of /b/ would go out with you in a second
Because I have a small dick and I don't feel like getting cheated on again because of it.
>>702129738
most of my relationships end up in 6 different trashbags
I'm a wanker and can never smooth talk. Hate chit chat
>>702146144
>Cucked by a dead crip
You're not helping anyone in this thread
>>702146186
That made me laugh so hard. I think that's how I'll start describing myself.
>>702145784
You're a pretty cat :D
>>702146032
But for real though.
She looks like she could give a mean blow. She got those emerald eyes and that hairstyle makes it all the better. Imagine her gazing into your eyes with those emerald gems looking back at you as she passionately sucks you off. Shit would be soo cash.
>>702146266
That is an option but you can also just go with a load of normal people who just happen to be single its really good fun and i personally know 2 couples who met that way
>>702145784
Don't know, what you would end up doing but boot camp isn't usually tough. But good that you have some sort of understanding about military life.
>>702141935
See, If you arent the ugliest girl ever i would bang you
>>702138010
Tits then, or kindly leave.
>>702132120
Kek if bait
>>702130049
That's no excuse. I got one of each.
>>702146207
Memes took my one true love away.
>>702146512
Why are you still hear ? the days of endless cp threads are well and truly over what keeps you around ?
>>702129985
You seriously a gay fag anon?
Question: Why do gays like prison rape so much?
>>702146457
dont get me wrong id still fuck. but youre probably not into the bbc.
being antisocial and beta doesnt really help having a girlfriend
>>702129738
There are no girls on my planet.
>>702130234
i dont look that good anon
>>702146708
What keeps me around are the memories of days past. I enjoy basking in the nostalgia that was /b/ over a decade ago. It is my muse. I humbly believe that the glory days will come back and /b/ will enter it Golden age.
>>702130259
And his flabby ass, probably.
>>702142902
>Because she dumped me for another girl
That's actually better than being dumped for another guy, unless you were such a fuck up that she doesn't want to bother with guys anymore, lol.
>>702146251
Already kind of do this, but it's a little one sided. You know when you're with a female friend and they complain about that guy who keeps texting them? I feel like I'm being that guy.
>>702146292
I like that collar, and it's not necessarily "boo-hoo why meeeee" when I'm stating what people have called me.
I also get, vampire bitch, pterodactyl, and Betelgeuse.
>>702146465
Reading that made me blush a little. Thank you for thinking that :3
>>702146564
that's, comforting? I guess.
>>702147045
never happen mook worries about money much more than moot ever did
>>702129738
shes not 18 yet :(
>>702129738
shes not 18
>>702130716
Bitch-titts are common. Do some bench press to build the muscle underneath. They won't be as noticeable.
>>702146810
It's not rape if you want it ;D
>>702147374
>>702147336
we know it, stop repeating
she's pansexual demiqueer :c
>>702131158
>>702147085
Yeah but her girlfriend is my sisters best friend who i slept with years ago so they are both my exes and im some kind of lesbian creation machine and my sis is still laughing 3 months alter
>>702131665
>>702131665
>yfw you'll never be a little anime girl
>>702146831
the network? Or are you talking about "big black cock"?
If you're talking about the latter, I think big dicks are scary. With some I wonder if they can actually fit into someone without tearing them apart.
>>702132159
I have muscle, gotto the gym, have a degree in engineering, make bank, not ugly but not exactly a pretty boy, am pretty intelligent.
Still no gf
>>702148101
Have you experimented with homosexuality? It could be your calling.
>>702147212
Still say the collar looks like failed gothery not that yanks can goth properly
>>702148326
No because I don't like anal and nor do I want my rump to get bumped.
>>702145784
wouldmakebabieswith/10
>>702129738
Im insecure about my penis size. It's ~10cm.
>>702148101
Sound like you are a massive faggot.
>>702129738
>what's you're excuse?
22 years retard, no job, never leaves home.
I'm fat and socially awkward
>>702148345
I'm not a goth, lol. Nor do I want to be apart of that sub culture.
I just thought it was cute.
>>702145784
>>702145784
You don't look to bad really. I'd be your friend if you let me.
>>702148441
while that's a bit smaller than average, it's not micropenis levels. Learn to use your mouth and hands, you'll be alright anon.
Plus, easier for anal.
>>702148512
I'm fat,black and socially awkward.
Nothing can top that.
>>702129738
I'm married.
>>702147478
Damn. Guess I never thought about it that way.
Wait a fucking minute! If it was not rape, then, did I just have non-consensual gay sex? Is that reverse rape! That fucking sucks! Fuck you anon!
>>702129738
She got fat and ugly.
She was pure beauty beforehand
>>702148706
fat black downsyndrome amuptee with a 2 cm penis here
>>702148003
the dick.
but i mean be realistic. im not packing a tree trunk.
>>702134779
Feminist and shit! The fucking stupids bitchs syndrom. I understand m8, one night only!
>>702148706
My Condolences
>>702148418
Well it seems like you are about 90% gay already. Just take the plunge anon.
>>702148584
Fair enough but it doesn't suit you, your features are thin and sexy and a white lace neckerchief would be way better
Because long distance sucks and military chicks typically ain't my type. Also girls distract from building a future; gonna do that travel the world shit. Also I don't workout enough (comparatively)
>>702149078
But gays like anal. I am disgusted by it. How am I 90% if I like vagina?
>>702148706
Man the things i will do if i be black...whites trashs bitchs craves for you!
>>702148586
what are your interests?
>>702148949
when someone says big black cock, I think of an 9 inch+. Which is scary.
>>702149157
that does sound cute, and thank you so very much for thinking that about me.
Because women are afraid of me even though I take good care of my hygiene, dress nice and have a deep ass radio host voice.
>>702148849
Love you too babe. ;)
>>702149480
Ha you might as well be me. I don't think girls are afraid of me though. Maybe theres a reason?
>>702129738
When did it become mandatory to hunt for, and eventually procure yet another source of misery? I like my money, I like my time, I like my freedom. If that's so wrong, I don't want to be right.
>>702149371
A young girl that enjoys attention ? you seem a bit normal for /b/ if you dont mind me saying so
>>702129738
Too many relationships that have ended badly have made me mostly just want to be alone.
>>702149371
errr thats actually about it exactly.
best advice i could give is stretch first.
anyway enough about my dick.
>>702149371
Shitposting on /b/
Vidya
Reading
Mechanical work(fixing computers, working on cars)
Debating politics
and gym shit
Also not that guy, but the BBC 9+ shit is a myth. I can confirm am black. The highest average size you'll see is around 6.5-7.5 inches.
>>702149606
I think that they are afraid of us because maybe they believe we are out of their league so they get nervous and shit. Could explain why girls don't chase guys.
>>702130716
>>702130995
>>702131245
I had that. I've also dated and had sex with a few girls who have seen me like that. I know that feeling about how it affects your life shit sucks man. I paid for surgery to get it removed 4K with a doctor who did a great job. Shit hurted like a bitch tho recovering. You can see about insurance covering it if you say it affects your day to day life most insurance companies won't because its considered under the cosmetic area like what the fuck?
>>702149983
How?
>>702150060
Well how is it any different than getting a tit job?
Girl I was going to date had a nervous breakdown and moved away.
Keep going that she'll get herself back together, but hopes dieing.
Tinder isn't very successful and I don't reply meet new people
>>702150203
How? Males aren't meant to have fucking fat tits unless you're actually fat. Being average weight with fatter tits than a 16 year girl can fuck with your life.
>>702149654
I don't like attention, since I blush/ get embarrassed easily, I was expecting a barrage of. "LOL UGLY BITCH, NO WONDER YOU CAN'T GET A BF"
and then I'd get advice to acquire one while having a butter face.
So the response is pleasantly surprising.
>>702149824
What kinds of games? I've been really into dragon age:inquisition and borderlands the presequel.
Do you have a skype?
