Don't want one. Have had 3 serious relationships in my life. Longest being 6 years. Other two were about 18 months a piece. After devoting so much time and energy on a person to only have it end up with yall resenting one another can really change your outlook on the situation. I have several casual chicks I fuck though.
The most miserable time in my life was when I was dating. The time and effort alone, forget the money, it was not worth it all all. The sex did not make up for it whatsoever.
I guess some people enjoy sex a lot more, they like giving or receiving oral sex or something, but I'm not one of those persons.
I'm lucky that I'm not one of those weirdoes, there's less drama in my life, I enjoy what I do 99% of the time, I don't have to put anybody else before me.
Asked a gril out a few days ago. She said no, but that's only because she like someone else. Pathetic, I know; but I still consider this a victory for me, since I managed to overcome my autism and actually do something.
Even fat and uneducated dudes somehow manage to have cute GFs. At 27 I realized that no amount of workout will change the no gf constant in my life, so I just stopped, why even bother... I'll just accept my fate and be the best damn wizard I can be.
My friends are all degenerates and we collectively scare them away... I've tried 3 times to bring a new grill I'm seeing around my friends while were partying and I either scare them away. Or they give me some stupid ultimatum between me or my friends.
Every weekend we either go to raves or host small popup parties at people houses with DJs and such. There's literally every drug you can name there and batshit crazy people hanging off the ceiling and dancing around like crazy for 2 days straight.. It never crossed my mind that normal girls aren't like that and they don't like it. Even tho I hold down a high paying 9-5 and have my shit together .. I think I need new friends
I like inocent girls, I like the type of girl that doesn't date me because their parents don't let me. the type of girl that I would would have to enter by the window without making any noise... thats why I don't have a girlfriend, and that's why I'm virgin :D some girls have invited me for sex, but easy sex doesn't turn me on. Like... I have to work to achieve that.
when I was in high school, like, the hottest girl of the school asked if I want to lose my virginity with her, I answered her like of it was a joke..., I told my friends that xD and they almost bullied me... ahahah "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE? WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK HER?" "I just don't want"
I don't have a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!
- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8 "Womens' Day"
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing
I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.
>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.
...and "gf" is an abbreviation for "GiFts".
im from a long term relationship and im just gonna tell you... what you just described isnt what having a GF should mean.
if a woman wants stupid fucking shit gifts every other day tell her to fuck off and suck cocks for money like all the other whores.
a gift for birthday, for christmas and a stupid card with a poem written on it plus a flower for valentines and anniversary. thats less than 50 bucks a year if you're smart.
dont have to gift her a fucking car
stop lying to yourself. you just dont have a girl because you suck as a person.
Not after you've been in a serious relationship with a girl that did nothing but hook up with random guys on dating sites and drop you like you you never mattered. Turns out she had the right idea all along. Why get attached to a person that didn't rally give a fuck about you in the first place. Might as well do what she did and fuck 2 or 3 different people a week.
I don't have a gf because I don't want one.
All my romantic experience with women have been kind of terrible. The highlights are:
There was a girl in middle school who set me up to make a fool out of me by pretending to like me and want to date me only to immediately throw it in my face the next morning in front of all my friends.
There was a girl in high school that used me to get free shit from the snack line because I worked there.
There was a girl in college that was into me, but at the very least minute, my dick inches away from that pussy she flops over and just stops. Says she really wants to save it for marriage, I try to comfort her, but ultimately she's adamant and I don't press it further. She leaves and I never call her back after it because I made it clear I didn't want to wait.
Another girl college who, I at least thing, was into me on day 1 of class and we hit it off really well. Gives me her number and everything. The very next day she's in the arms of some guy and I'm all like, "Hey, what's up?" and pretends to not hear me or even know me. I'm like, "okay, whatevs." Nothing I can do. Delete her number.
Another girl, but had a boyfriend. Been giving me signals all fucking night. We're back at my place, I use the restroom, she's half naked on my bed when I get back. Fastforward to next day my phone explodes with angry text at how much of an asshole I am. How I used her. She took no responsibility for her part in it all and I lose almost all of our mutual friends over it. Not saying I'm prince charming here, but holy fuck was I thrown under the bus.
These are just some of the highlights. We're not going in to the 2 dozen other little shit-caked experience I've had.
"B-b-but anon! Don't you want a gf?"
Fuck no. I'm done. I'm sick and tired of it. Tired of being used, tired of being manipulated, tired of being thrown under the bus. My life has improved drastically the moment I threw it aside.
Haven't found a suitable girl. It may sound edgy but I have enough dignity to stay single rather than bow to first girl I see and end up in a relationship I'm not happy in. It's not a bad thing to be a single.
I rarely (almost never) talk to girls
Girls rarely (never) talk to me
I don't care about women or relationships anymore. Both seem to be a waste of time and only serve to distract men from bettering themselves.
Also, 98% of women tend to be fat, vindictive cunts here in the West (particularly the U.S.).
Relationships are like jacking off with a vacuum cleaner, it sounds fun but literally one try is all it takes
Busy with work and school. Not as social as I used to be. Never make time for women. Don't know any I'm interested in. It's my fault really. Plus my pockets spill spaghetti when one does anything more than smiles at me but I'm not an ugly person. Maybe before I'm 40 I'll get some self confidence when I'm not drunk.
>can't be turned off
More like can't be turned on.
I don't care what you think.
We have no other choise. It's either that or we have to be alone.
It makes me sad that this is actaully true. Im exactly like this drunk man, but do you guy all think like him? Is there anyone that genuinly enjoy the bland, borring womens precence?
I used to think I did, but then I realized how mind-numbingly insipid most women's personalities are. Fake 'gamer girls,' fake egalitarians, feminazis, and lazy cunts who want nothing but money and attention in any way, shape or form they can get it, and from any source. And what does a man get in response? Sex that depreciates over time when SHE decides it? Fuck that.
guy here. i think girls are more interesting to speak to tbh, guys are like hurr durr deer hunt, 180 horse powers, fucking V6 engine durr premier league. girls talk about feelings and things that matter
This is not true at all. I have been "bro-zoned" most of my life.
I meet/ see a guy I find attractive, so I try and make friends. We hit it off and end up getting close. Meet their other friends, hit it off with them too.
Finally ask if they want to "be something more"
Then I'm fucking tagged with "it's not that I don't find you to be hot, but you're like one of the guys. and that would be weird."
This shit doesn't just happen to men.
Bull-fucking-shit. I never take a woman seriously when she complains about being single/"bro-zoned," because you will ALWAYS have some man out there willing to get into a relationship. It doesn't matter even if you're 400 lbs overweight with a peg leg and a glass eye, SOME GUY OUT THERE still wants to spend time with you and park his meat inside of you. Be a man who doesn't look a certain way, talk, walk, dress a certain way, or even something you have no control over, and you're pretty much fucked for the rest of your life. Maybe in your case, as is the case with other women, you're just going for Chad when there are other, better, decent men LINED UP to meet you, but you don't even give them a second glance.
Use this picture as a reference.
Chances are that there's something they're not telling you. The other possibility is that they're the bland and boring men and are looking for bland and boring women. You're most likely hunting the wrong prey.
And furthermore, at least you got a 'you are at least attractive' with your "Dear, Jane" rejection. Us men don't even get that much; just the typical
>you're a nice guy
where the phrase/distinction comes from
>and any woman would be lucky to have you
then why not you?
>but I just don't see you like that
It happens, but yeah.. Most girls are fucking stupid, talking about meaningless shit. I like spending time and talking to the girl I'm currently fucking, cause she is actually an interesting person (inb4 betafag), and another girl who is my good friend. But yeah, most girls, including my ex, are just vaginas that we pretend to think are interesting
There was one guy that wanted to get with me, but there was one problem.
He was approaching his two year anniversary with one of my best friends. So I declined.
I also don't really talk to chads, cars and sports are boring topics.
Already here. You claim that cars and sports are boring topics. Even though I might agree to some extent (even tho I practice gymnastics myself). That you claim that the topics ARE boring, not that you simply find them uninteresting, you automatically become more uninteresting for any boy interested in those subjects. This applies to pretty much everything.
You were going for a guy who was already in a relationship. This is what I'm talking about: you're going after the wrong types of men.
>how as I supposed to know?
Ask him up front. At least you didn't do like most women and go for it anyway.
Fuck my life, hope you guys are ready for storytime.
>Be 13 years old
>Live on streets in Indonesia
>Mother died in car crash when I was 12
>Father never in the picture
>Homeless for a year
>You'd think the government would help an homeless child
Back to about a year before it all happened
>Same kind lady brings me food and water everyday
>The only reason I haven't died from starvation
>Lets call her Judy
>Judy doesn't come one day
>That's okay she'll be here tomorrow
>Don't eat anything apart from leftover in bins for 2 days
>3rd day still no Judy
>Decide to look for her
>Find out where she lives
>knock on door
>Young man answers door
>Judy hit by drunk driver
>In hospital - critical condition
I live in a shitty farm town, I'm 19, and I'm not currently planning on going to college because of the current sjw cluster fuck that's taking over education.
I like talking about Videogames, anime and politics. I'm not going to pretend to be interested in someone's new engine.
The only sport I like watching is cage fighting.
I wasn't going for him, we were just friends and he went after me.
Was with a girl for 6 years, moved to live with her, lost contact with all friends, eventually broke up and became homeless.
Finally got my own place again a couple of years ago, got a degree, started working again. End of last year decided to start dating again after nearly 2 years of shunning women.
Flood happens, fucks my car, now I'm in an isolated village and can't get a job, no money to move, completely fucked. Chicks just aren't into depressed poorfags. Well, some are... but I can't be bothered with desperate fatties or the mentally ill. My life is shit enough!
>check on her every day whilst living off scraps of food and rainwater
>Go back on the 4th day and she is awake and in recovery
>Notices me watching her through glass
>Asks me to come in
>Tell her I've been watching her past few days
>Tells me she is going to let me live with her
>Happiest moment of my life since living on the streets
>Move in with her when she gets out of hospital after about a month
>Living on the streets in the meantime but didn't care
Living with Judy for about 2 or 3 months
>Nephew who is about 5 or 6 years older lives here too
>Judy pays a lot of money to get me into a school
>First day get bullied but Nephew who is one of the older kids has my back
>Be going school for about 3 months
>Life is good
>Street life is distant memory
And US, I presume?
Anime and other "weird" features can be a turn off for a normie. And not going to college is even worse. You can always ignore the loonies. Then there's always natural sciences, medicine and engineering. Those are largely unaffected by the mentally ill.
Because I am not in a position in my life to take on the responsibility of dealing with another's emotions.
>I'm not established
>I need to focus on my life right now
You play some game with friends you even never seen? Fap everyday to same porn ? Call it happiness ?Ive been there for like 5 years.Stop doing that shit for one month and then you gonna see how fucking lonely and pathetic u are.Don't wanna offend you,just want you to open your eyes /b/ro.Really worth it.
The more I watch computing forever read letters from college students, the more I don't want to go.
Since women are now allowed to fight on the front lines, so I won't be auto forced into a boring position, I'm planning on joining the military.
Hopefully there won't be too much/ if any sjw bullshit there.
ITT: look what my GF made me when iwas stoned af
You're getting bad influences and a wrong picture about the industry. IT and environmental engineering gather all the hippies. You'll be safe elsewhere. Mechanical is always a good choice.
Military should be good for a while but they don't like spineless whiners, especially if they're women, so make sure that you're mentally and physically able to cope.
I'm losing my teeth.
I'm ugly and girls only want good lookin guys.
I've lost hope.
I'm always attracted by lesbians without knowing they are and face the frustration after i know
I'm depressed and girls only like happy men, the others can die with open mouth.
I'm dead inside abd i already know i will die alone..
Thats more true than you know, i introduced them the other girl is my sisters best friend who also wasn't gay until they got together so i see her all the time, its just a weird situation
this. gf of 5 years, her friend calls her, she hangs up and says she needs to be single. i don't trust women anymore.
plus, /b/i fag here, so much easier to make friends with gay guys and get blowjobs
Uh i broke up with gf of 4 years. Didnt want marriage/kids/dealing with her and her families shit all the time. Chilling savin money and relaxing. Not bad looking or bad with the ladies. Just do in my thing. If I find a girl I really like then maybe I'll have gf again.
Tldr; no excuse I'd have a gf if I wanted one. 0 fucks given
Because I don't rely on having a GF to reach the pinochle of my happiness. Seriously, if you're gonna bitch, moan and cry over not having a GF, you probably haven't experienced life to its fullest yet, and if you haven't, there's still time. Chasing your dreams, pursuing your career, traveling the world, trying new things, smoking weed, going to raves, being a part of this world and more importantly, experiencing the world. Are you all telling me that the only thing that can surpass all of lifes experiences is a chick to spend the rest of your life with?
Pardon my language, but fuck that. You live in the moment, it's all about you and how happy you can make life worth living for. So don't spend your time hoping that a woman will sweep you off you're feet like a Disney fairy tale. Let it come to you, and when it does, consider it a bonus point in your life.
Don't be a faggot. Be a fucking man.
I'm black, find most girls that I've met in my race unattractive, find persian/asian girls attractive but can't get any because of the "Black guys don't have any $$$ meme" even though I am a cisco engineer that makes over $90k a year. Feels bad man.
Here's what I look like.people liked to call me an "ugly cat" so I know I'm not that attractive. I'm at least a 3 though.
My mother was in the navy so she told me stories about boot camp, and what she was taught/ told to act like never really left her system. So I at least have an idea of what's to come.
the new WoW expansion came out.
i need to be level 110, ilvl 855 and Artifact 18 for my main spec, and 13 for my offspec before the 21st of this month.
i have no time for mortal delights like sexual intercourse with a trusted and beloved individual of the opposite sex.
My wife gave some cripple guy a fail handjob at work. We didn't even fight. You had to have done more. Yes I'm that anon. He died by the way. The muscles required to breathe gave out. It's a pretty horrible way to go.
Here a first tip for you, it uses a lot of time, is gay af but it fukin works
Girls love it if you really show interest in them, they are super addicted to attention
No retard i dont mean stalking her house or sth
Text them on whatsapp, and text them a lot. Ask them what they are doing, how they feel etc, try to get to know them better. Mark any important information for example by using the "*" in whatsapp. Once you chatted with her for a while, she will trust u more, even if you only met once (or only on the internet) then start talking about her feelings, ex relationships etc. And always drop a small piece of information about her she gave you a month ago or so, she will appreciate it
You can start this earlier but also you can wait with this: its so easy and it works, make her compliments and give her positive feedback about everything, like the picture she uploaded on instagram idk
All of this will help you to create a way better connection to her. I recommend to try this with as lot girls as possible, oh and choose a decent profile pic, its what they look at all the time when texting them.
Even if in the beginning she doesnt show any interest, just go on, only if you really know its hopeless dont waste ur time with her
But for real though.
She looks like she could give a mean blow. She got those emerald eyes and that hairstyle makes it all the better. Imagine her gazing into your eyes with those emerald gems looking back at you as she passionately sucks you off. Shit would be soo cash.
What keeps me around are the memories of days past. I enjoy basking in the nostalgia that was /b/ over a decade ago. It is my muse. I humbly believe that the glory days will come back and /b/ will enter it Golden age.
>Because she dumped me for another girl
That's actually better than being dumped for another guy, unless you were such a fuck up that she doesn't want to bother with guys anymore, lol.
Already kind of do this, but it's a little one sided. You know when you're with a female friend and they complain about that guy who keeps texting them? I feel like I'm being that guy.
I like that collar, and it's not necessarily "boo-hoo why meeeee" when I'm stating what people have called me.
I also get, vampire bitch, pterodactyl, and Betelgeuse.
Reading that made me blush a little. Thank you for thinking that :3
that's, comforting? I guess.
Yeah but her girlfriend is my sisters best friend who i slept with years ago so they are both my exes and im some kind of lesbian creation machine and my sis is still laughing 3 months alter
the network? Or are you talking about "big black cock"?
If you're talking about the latter, I think big dicks are scary. With some I wonder if they can actually fit into someone without tearing them apart.
Still say the collar looks like failed gothery not that yanks can goth properly
Damn. Guess I never thought about it that way.
Wait a fucking minute! If it was not rape, then, did I just have non-consensual gay sex? Is that reverse rape! That fucking sucks! Fuck you anon!
Feminist and shit! The fucking stupids bitchs syndrom. I understand m8, one night only!
Because long distance sucks and military chicks typically ain't my type. Also girls distract from building a future; gonna do that travel the world shit. Also I don't workout enough (comparatively)
Man the things i will do if i be black...whites trashs bitchs craves for you!
what are your interests?
when someone says big black cock, I think of an 9 inch+. Which is scary.
that does sound cute, and thank you so very much for thinking that about me.
When did it become mandatory to hunt for, and eventually procure yet another source of misery? I like my money, I like my time, I like my freedom. If that's so wrong, I don't want to be right.
Shitposting on /b/
Mechanical work(fixing computers, working on cars)
and gym shit
Also not that guy, but the BBC 9+ shit is a myth. I can confirm am black. The highest average size you'll see is around 6.5-7.5 inches.
I had that. I've also dated and had sex with a few girls who have seen me like that. I know that feeling about how it affects your life shit sucks man. I paid for surgery to get it removed 4K with a doctor who did a great job. Shit hurted like a bitch tho recovering. You can see about insurance covering it if you say it affects your day to day life most insurance companies won't because its considered under the cosmetic area like what the fuck?
Girl I was going to date had a nervous breakdown and moved away.
Keep going that she'll get herself back together, but hopes dieing.
Tinder isn't very successful and I don't reply meet new people
I don't like attention, since I blush/ get embarrassed easily, I was expecting a barrage of. "LOL UGLY BITCH, NO WONDER YOU CAN'T GET A BF"
and then I'd get advice to acquire one while having a butter face.
So the response is pleasantly surprising.
What kinds of games? I've been really into dragon age:inquisition and borderlands the presequel.
Do you have a skype?