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Confess your sins, my children. Get it off your chest.
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>>702124467
Same, anon, I have several I post even though they don't get much attention andI know people have seen them before
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i'm in love with my gay down syndrome brother
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>>702125180
this is /b/, pepole will do that anyway, for no reason
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>>702124253
I want to make out with my little cousin's 7 year old friend
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I found nudes of my cousin when I was a kid, and tried to anonymously blackmail her for more.
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>>702124467
i posted my ex gf on here last week to see what strangers would do to her, a lot of anons do it
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>>702124253
Every time I come to these threads I make up a new secret to tell. I've never actually shared any of my real secrets. Until this, I suppose.
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>>702124253
i was abused by daughter n mother from a neighborn family ... good times
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>>702124253
I'm pretty sure I cheated on my long time gf with a crazy bitch.
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>>702126243
What did they do to you?
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I like hearing stories about my sister fucking dogs and horses
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>>702124253
I once killed a two people by giving a guy a bad recipe for roofies.

He wanted to use them on his thirteen year old step daugher so he could fuck her, and I saw him asking around for them and provided him with a recipe that would produce copious amounts of poison gas when he started mixing it.

He cooked them when his wife was home. He died when he started mixing, she died when she tried to pull him out of his workshop.
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I cheated on my gf with a girl 10 times hotter than her. I have no regrets
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>>702126243
Sounds fun. I second this >>702126310 question
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>>702124253
When a girl rejects me I always say that it is cool between us. But in secret I always try to scare her and fuck up her life by telling secrets she has been telling me.
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I lure starving Ethiopian children from their tribes with deli meat and Rolo's, and then cut them and hang them from limbs to bait lions. My secret is, I'm a poacher.
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>>702126304
how crazy we talking, is she gonna tell your gf?
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>>702126316
do you just make these up, or is there any indication she actually fucks around with dogs?
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>>702124253
I fuck my 16 year old sister.

No huge deal or big dramatic tale, just some casual incest every now and then.
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In my hometown I willingly entered a sexual relationship before the law said I could consent with a married couple in their late thirties where every sort of perversion you could imagine took place. Anything anyone wanted was available any time I was in their home. I was allowed to just walk in whenever I wanted. No one ever knew and the only lasting harm was that I am now far more kinkier than most of my partners.
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>>702124253
I don't like chocolate milk
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>>702126719
She's jacked off a friends dog a couple times while drunk. Mainly i just post pics of her and let others make the stories
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My sister is pregnant and telling everyone it's her boyfriend's. Only a couple of people know the truth: she was drugged and fucked at a party by several guys, and any of them could be the dad.

I'm the only one who knows that, when I drove her home, I fucked her too. I'm freaking out that it might be mine.
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>>702125226
Ahh, the trifecta, gay, downs, brother. you're doing God's work annon.
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>>702124253
I constantly wank over the girl that my girlfriend hates the most.
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>>702127000
she sounds fun, she ought to be getting drunk more often
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>>702126944
Monster.
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I still have a crush on another girl, and I hang out with her some times. My girlfriend hates her, and we allost broke up because of it
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>>702127185
Fuck, its almost
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>>702127099
Mah man!
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>>702127099
Samesies
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>>702127185
youre gonna have to make a choice then
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>>702127121
As far as i know shes actually gone all the way with a dog, but i've only ever witnessed her jack off one. Shes pretty kinky according to her exes
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I wanna take loads of drugs and set myself on fire
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>>702127562
I did. I chose my girlfriend, but sometimes I kind of regret it
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>>702127687
Don't do that.
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>>702127565
seriously, you need to take her out drinking and get her wasted, you could have a hell of a night....wouldt you love to have her on her knees sucking you off while a great dane fucks her?
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I once made plans to kidnap and rape an innocent little girl and almost followed through with it.
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>>702127911
Don't do that.
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>>702127816
Shes's got a great body to use in such a way
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I stole pills from my family countless times until I got caught, and even though I promised I would never do it again, I ended up doing it again last night.
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>>702126820
Post pics of her
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I used to fuck my little sister when we were growing up.

It was mostly consensual.
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>>702128123
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>>702128123
>>702128172
do not post pictures of your sister on the internet, they'll never leave
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>>702128123
>flat chested
>no hips
>thick neck
>lanky arms
>great body
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Ive fucked 4 of my friends in the ass when i was a teen, also sucked anotherone Off when he was asleep (i think) still im attracted to girls
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>>702128123
yeah why aren't you nailing her now? balls deep inside her waxed cunt while she sucks the dog

what other kinks have you heard about from her exes?
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>>702128238
>mostly
do tell....
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I shat my pants until I was 10
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i dream of killing my crush because of her innocence and purity
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>>702128466
Well as consensual as it can be between a 13 and 10 year old.

It started off with just talking, then some experimenting, she's the one who escalated it.

If you have kids reconsider having the older boy babysit the younger girl.
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I almost killed myself over my ex gf. Now that fucking bitch is a trans
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To this day I always have skidmarks in my boxers
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>>702128375

It would be like fucking a twelve year old boy.
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>>702128557
How old is she?
Why does her innocence make you want to kill her?

>>702128631
that's consensual in my book
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>>702128136
Good stuff?
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>>702124253
> be 14
> sent to a summer program with classes half a day and summer camp stuff the rest of the day at a private boarding HS in San Diego area
> stay in old dorms with shared bathroom for adjacent rooms
> my roommate same age, next door are 3 younger boys sharing their room
> one night I took a shower and got hard cuz horny and hadn't jacked off cuz roommate so was working my cock in the bathroom and forgot to lock the connecting door and one of the boys, about 11 maybe, walked in the bathroom
moar?
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>>702128403
She enjoys cum on her, likes fucking in public, dreams of a gangbang
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>>702124253
I fucked my ex-gf's mom's ass two hours before they buried her dad.

Will post some day the greentext.
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I have 4 bad Dragon dildos but I never use them because I have two imo better vibrators that only cost 1/3 of a BD toy
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>>702124253
I will stick to confessing directly to God.

No man including you has the ability to forgive those transgressions so why titillate you with my sins?
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all of my girlfriends friends are hot little hipster chicks. i have no chance with them but i want to fuck them so bad
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I had access to my estranged wife's diary during separation. I learned about the considerable length of her affair and how much came to hate me, but I will never let her know what I know. I admit I inflict my own wounds, but I'm OK now. I got over her about 30 years after the divorce. I loved her very much in b4 /b/ laughing at whiny repulsive faggot tag.

In this image, her plans to take all the liquid assets as she leaves.
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>>702124253
I hit a hitchhiker with my car once. I think he was a hitchhiker anyway.
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>>702128834
>moar?

Yes
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>>702128834
More
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>>702126304
same. cheated on her with a femnazi
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>>702128796
Hydrocodone, xanax, and oxycodone
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>>702126588
>deli meat and rolo's
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>>702129002
Thanks for playing along.
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>>702128834
> so I was standing there wet and naked with my cock hard and quivering and his eyes go wide
> he musta been going to take a shower cuz just towel
>the door was standing wide open and the 2 other boys were staring
> they all said "wow" and stuff and one said 'oh wow you are so hard, can I touch it?"
moar?
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>>702128841
sounds like a hell of a party
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>>702124253

My gf's friend sucked me off while she lay passed out next to us.

I've always wanted to fuck other women cause I've only ever been with my GF and I just wanna explore other women. I love my gf and think shes the one I wanna be with, but my dick and I agree we wouldn't complain about a third wheel sometimes.
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I outright try to fuck any woman I can. I flat out tell my wife beforehand. She is either okay with it or knows better than to throw a fit, I'd just paddle her ass for a few hours if she did and she knows it. I tried to fuck her sister (pic related) and I'm currently trying to fuck her best friend, this cute little Christian girl with nice tits and plump ass. I even bought a hidden camera to record her when she uses our bathroom. Fun shit. Only thing I have going in my life really. But whatever, I'll at least get some nudes.
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>>702128136
Been there, done that. Welcome to opiate addiction /b/roham. Heroin is right around the corner.
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>>702127036
If this is true, you are royally fucked up in the head.
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I still in love with my guitar player gf :(, i loved her before he :(
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Ive been fucking my sister in law since we met about 5 years ago. She's my wife's sister. She lives out of town and visits twice a year. This past summer I ended up with the task of taking her to the airport. Pulled over half way and fucked every one of her holes, then sent her home with a creampie. She'll be back around xmas
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>>702127185
Fuck you david you fucked up my relationship with her.
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>>702128888
Check'd

Also, why did you buy four dragon dildos?
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>>702125980
success?
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>>702124253
have sexual relationship with my own daughter for several years
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>>702127687
if you regret it then you've made the wrong choice
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>>702129556
I'm sure it is
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>>702130554
how did it start
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not my secret, but ex's
>be ex
>be 8 years old
>be late at night
>uncle (I suppose) comes into room
>tells her to put his dick in her mouth
>facefucks her
>repeats this the next night
It really messed her up. Always thought it was her father or brother, but she said it was neither of them. Things happened and I hate her now, so I don't care if anyone faps to this story, but I'd still kill whoever did that to her with no hesitation.
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I'm fucking friend wife. Not proud of it but she just makes me diamonds. And he is cheating on her so that makes them even.
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>>702130904
Is he fucking -your- wife?
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>>702130554
He's going to say blackmail cuz it's fake and gay
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got my first blowjob and gave one to a very passable Asian xdresser off Craigslist. No regret, tried to fuck but dick wouldn't stay hard whenever I tried to penetrate :(
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>>702128631
do you guys ever talk about it now/repeat it?
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>>702131325
Nope and it gets awkward sometimes. We're both in our 30s now.
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>>702131532
how was it when you two were in your 18/25' y.o?
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>>702124253

CONFESS
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>>702131532
are you two married?
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>>702131027
Haha nah I'm single but I guess he fucking my wife would make things easier. They are practically divorced; sticking together just because of the kid. For some reason, their sex life was crap which to this day I cannot understand as she is simply amazing in bed.
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>>702124253
I have weird shoulders
One it is more wide than other
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>>702130655
>>702130703
yeah yeah... you know it bro.....>>702131189
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>>702129063
This is the diary of Anne Frank, you fuck. Have some respect.
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oops
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>>702130281
Lol not David
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>>702132868
do you only want to fuck them or do you actually love them?
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>>702132868
>>702133407
>>702133165
This is why you get it out of your system when you're still a teenager.
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>>702133407
how old are we talking anyway?

I personally love preteen girls and also want to have sex with them, as long as its consensual

And even though I never touched a child, I know that I would stick with it simply by the feeling I get watching little kids playing on the street and hearing them laugh. Do you feel stuff like that? If not, maybe you really just want some pussy m8
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My wife has an identical twin sister. Everytime I go to her house I cum in her toothbrush and shampoo.

No regrets.
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i broke up with my ex 1 year ago and since there i can't cum with any other girl... :'( feelsbadman
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>>702133933
You do realize that you can't have sex with a preteen girl, right?

I mean, if your cock is longer than 4 inches and wider than your thumb, then you aren't fitting that thing in a prepubescent vagina without tearing and stretching.
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I steal my mom's adderall and don't give a fuck
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>>702134121
>preteen
>13-16
>preteen teenagers
>lol wut
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>>702134121
13-16 is not preteen and you wouldn`t even be a pedo for that
lots of people find that age range attractive, but no one wants to admit that

>>702134266
it`s possible to stretch it without pain over a long period of time, but really I would only consider that if she wanted to try penetration herself. you can have sex without penetration
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>>702132868
I thought I had the same attraction but I later realized that I'm just damaged and attracted to the notion of weird, unconventional and perverted sex. Regular sex with women of my age (23) just doesn't excite me. Luckily, I found that fucking my married, 52 years old neighbor gets me going. Better this than end up in jail as pedo.
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>>702124467
at least you are aware that you have a problem
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>>702134266

So?
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>>702124253
We actually all don't have secrets.. I tell everybody everything all of the time.. brutally honest
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>>702134541
Yeah but why would you want to? A preteen girl is basically just a preteen boy that doesn't have a penis.
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i am still madly in love with my ex of 6 years but i know that if we get back together we dont last long and it only bring us pain. She asked me 3 weeks ago to meet and her plan was to be fuck buddies we fuck 3 times but after that she wanted to get back together i wanted so much to say yes but i know how it will end after that she get mad at me and cut all contact. Now she is with some guy from her work, it's good that she is happy but it still hurts me that i dont end up with her (sorry for my retarded english)
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>>702134677
Seeing the innocence go out of her eyes as she discovers what she was built for... that knowledge that shes going to be doing this for the rest of her life whether she wants it or not....realizing that every man she ever meets, even her father, sees her only as a crevice to deposit semen into
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>>702134677
because I think it`s hot. I`m a pedo, m8, I don`t like tits, pubic hair and all that adult shit
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>>702134076
Must feel bad for them too
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>>702124253
I'm actually NOT going to the convention tomorrow. I'm spending the extra money for the month on groceries and a bar of silver.
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>>702134832
>>702134881
>>702134947
Well, to each their own.

Here, have a picture that lots of idiots insist is CP, because that's literally the closest thing I have to what fits your tastes.

Peace.
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>>702135269
Unless you count this horrifying thing.
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>>702135345
Or this.
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>>702135392
So as it turns out I have more teenagers on my computer than I thought.
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>>702134548
that's wisdom right here
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>>702134759
that`s fine too
but really if you don`t feel anything resembling paternal love for random cute kids you see, I believe you probably just want to try something weir or taboo.
I would say try to fuck a 13 year old and see if you like it. They are horny as fuck, shouldn`t be to hard to get one probably... Unless you are 50 or something
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>>702124253
So you're the cunt writing in all my books at the Library
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i got into my exs email and stole the nudes she was sending to her new bf then i used hers to get into his and posted both of them to his facebook at about 2am with lol drunk!!! as the caption
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>>702135685
sorry
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>>702126479
what did you tell him to mix
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>>702126197
Or this was the first lie and all the others where true
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>>702135574
If they were nude they'd be illegal.
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>>702124253
a friend of my wife's dropped her stuff here while they went out yesterday, there was a water bottle, when they were gone I rubbed my dick all over it
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>>702135704
Lol'd did you screenshot any of the reactions?
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>>702135754
I won`t be much help with that, I find teenagers annoying af, but I think kids these days like to party on weekends, maybe try there. You could buy alcohol and acid for some maybe
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>>702135928
yeah but i dont have them now new computer and all plus i moved like 300 miles so havent heard from either in a while
was funny as fuck at the time
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>>702136068
Yeah man I can imagine the lulz, good job anon
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Like another anon in this thread, i get so hard for young teens.
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I'm probably the only proper atheist in my family.
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>>702125226
Good lord. Have you done anything with him, anon?
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>>702125969
Please don't.
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>>702136258
why not?
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>>702134012
>>702135926

This is the good stuff. I've done the same a few times, and it's awesome to see them put the stuff in their mouth without knowing your dick was all over the place.
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I'm fairy religious but now I'm talking to a sissy
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>>702124253
i used to sleep with my cousin on a bed we'd always make on the floor and in her sleep, i would rub up on her putting my dick between her legs and feeling her pussy and fingering her whenever i could. I was such a horn dog for her.
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>>702136326
good luck
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>>702127185
Fuck you Nico I hope your dick falls off you fuck
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>>702136449
I felt up a cousin once while she slept. It was amazing but my dad walked by and nearly caught me. I was too scared to immediately do it again and fell asleep before I felt it was safe enough to do again
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>>702132868
>only watch underage porn
How do you not just die of a heart attack knowing you have CP? Do you just live in a third world country or something?
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>>702136172

>come home from work
>find this girl standing in your hallway giving you this look

wat do?
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>>702136600
Haha! I'm not Nico either
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I'm gay and secretly have a shit and piss fetish :/
Btw: Not something I'm proud of (the fetish, not the gay bit)
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Found out I like eye socket fucking today.
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I might be labeled as a sex offender because of old high school drama
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>>702134881
wtf man
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>>702132868
I was 17, she was 14 or 13, i dunno, consesual of course but damn its tight and slow going
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>>702132259
Fuck you Ben you scum
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>>702124253
I brought napalm to my exs work and cheated on her with a vampire
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Stole from hospital ward, 42 fentantyl ampules, 117 morphine amps, and almost full backpack of tramadol amps.
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>>702135269

so why did you save that picture on your computer then?

btw: MODS
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>>702128123
Any nudes?
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i saw a family get kidnapped near my house one night, i just had my baby so i just kept driving home , i still have nightmares about it some nights
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>>702134266
That's what their asses are for, silly.
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>>702124253
The first time I fingered a girl was when I was in kindergarten. It was during nap time and I was looking for the penis. Had no idea there were parts other than that.
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My lifelong friend, practically a brother, has been getting manipulated by his extremely depraved "friends" into acting like a street gangsta type, which is actually terrible in slavic countries. Ive committed my life to get him out of their circle but he is so blindfolded he thinks it's normal. I feel like I'm the only thing keeping him from getting into some deep shit. He doesn't actually realise that I'm trying to help him out.

I sometimes feel like it's all pointless and I should save myself the trouble an an hero.
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>>702136742
Spagetti in my pockets
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>>702134448
preteen is essentially pre puberty. Youre 100% right that 13-16 is in the proper teens, especially since girls develop earlier.
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Happened a few days ago.

> Be me
> Get sick
> Got lock in ears for some reason... Like airplane style shit but a lot worse.
> Gets super pissed about it
> Googles how to remove it.
> Read about Valsalva menouver
> Don't read carefully enough
> Hold nose and tries to push out air through it.
> Push harder until I hear a loud pop in each ear.
> Hurts as fuck and now I have really loud tinnitus that has lasted for days.
> Too ashamed to tell anyone about and may now have to live with loud tinnitus for the rest of my life.
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>>702136742

Literally fuck her on the spot
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>>702128123
Would cum inside
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>>702135657
please dont, i have a fourteen year old sister and coach U14 girls soccer. You would fuck them up for life. There is a reason why they cant give consent till a certain age. No one is denying they are attractive but it is cruel and selfish, especially being older than they are.
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>>702140711

you need an assistant coach bro?
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>>702140711
Coach, huh...? You must get some very nice looks at what they have
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>>702126479

You saved the kid tho. Worth tbh.
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My grandmother has a jew name
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I was molested by my baby sitter because I wet the bed until I was 10. She thought this was ok since I 'was still a baby' and thus she could do whatever she wanted. I am torn between liking and hating it and have never told anyone
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In senior year I was a TA with this hot redhead girl. The teacher we were assigned to didn't really need us so we spent most of the time organizing books in the library store room. She and I would clean up, alphabetize, shoot the shit, just pass the time. We worked in different aisles so she wouldn't see me, but I'd peer through the books at her and fap, wishing I had the guts to bend her over and take her.
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>>702141253
I fucked the shit out of my babysitter. Fucking loved it!!
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>>702129063
I had a similar thing except we didn't divorce because if I did the slut would have a different guy banging her every night and I didn't want my kids brought up like that.
I had passwords to her email, could see every time she texted or called ( only the numbers and times). The best is that I knew where she kept her diary which I read every day. The bitch planned to divorce me and move the loser she was fucking in.
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>>702142353
I didn't love it quite as much. My body said yes, my mind said no.
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>>702124253
i killed a cat by drowning it and then mutilated its corpse
i also killed 2 frogs by slicing them apart
that's 2 less pepes.
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>>702142584
Oh man, the best thing is she lived next door. I would go over there just to play with her pussy. Had the best ass, pussy felt fucking great. In the 3 years we fucked we never did get caught. What ended it was we moved across town, but she came and stayed with us for a couple weeks, again fucked like rabbits until her family moved away. Would love to see her again today years later and see if the sex is still as good
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>>702126544
Damn... Dirty
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>>702142771
wtf iswrong with you
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My dicks too big
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>>702143150
I've made amends
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>>702143208
said no chick ever
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i had surgery to get rid of my man boobs and it left me with two different size asymmetrical nipples. it's led me to multiple drug addictions and gives me deep anxiety
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>>702143391
thats fucked up
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My gay friend sent me a video of him cumming. And i put it on xtube without his permission. It got 50,000 views. So I subtly brought it up asking if it was okay if i ever did something like that. He said no way so i took it down.
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I have impregnated 5 of my cousins,
2 actually had the kids and cucked their boyfriends/husbands in to raising them. Kind weird when i visit at christmas and family reunions.
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When I was 12, I was given a compound bow to practice with. I had a target way out in the yard, away from houses. I got bored, and decided to go "hunting" one day after school.

I found a big fat fucking squirrel in a tree in the woods. I drew back, fired, and the arrow tore the squirrel's spine out and continued through the woods. It was a field tip and had just glanced the squirrels back.

I run up, see the squirrel, and it's thrashing around with its back exploded. I look where the arrow went. Aww fuck. It somehow sailed through the woods and hit the neighbors house- buried in the siding.

I picked up the squirrel, ran up, yanked the arrow, shoved it through the squirrel, and rammed the arrow back in the hole in the siding. I angled the arrow to look like it came from the other direction.

Never heard anything about it, so I left well enough alone.

A few years later I was at a BBQ with said neighbors. One guy goes "hey, tell the story of the time you were sleepwalkimg while drunk and shot a squirrel into the side of your house!"

Not much of a sin, I guess, but it was funny
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>>702143522

what would you do if you were me? the left nipple is normal but the right is bigger. im thinking of getting a tattoo covering the whole right side of my chest
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well shit, i have a life i have to go live for a while, i'll fuck all you degenerates later
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I'm addicted to setting up spy cams to catch girls showering even though I have a happy and healthy relationship. i've even caught my gf's room mate, as well as female friends we have. The thrill of catching someone is like a drug.
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>>702143637
Did you tell him
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despite being a white cis male, i spend a lot of time on tumblr, and am an active ally of the social justice movement and consider myself a feminist. i literally only ever go on 4chan for porn because when its not fucking incest or cp, it can be good porn.
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>>702143727
a tat would be tits, pun intended
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When I was 7 my cousin an 11 yr old female made me put my dick out and she kept licking it... This went on for a year. Sometimes another cousin, she was 12 and her friend who was also 12 would join in. They made rub my dick against their vag and even lick it too. We had one rule... No kissing.
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Once my friend asked me to get him a burger with no mayonnaise. I got mayo anyways. I don't do much.
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I have cheated on my wife, by sucking a guys dick
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>>702143856
fuck no. I just said "haha yeah.. good thing i didnt do that *sweats nervously" nah i just forgot about it
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>>702126544
Kek
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I used to fuck my step-sister when we were young teens. Now me married and her with a 5yr old, last year got drunk and stoned and fucked her tight little pussy all night long. never talked about it again
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>>702140447

Go see a fucking ENT asap. I've had a lot of problems with my ears/hearing and you could have done something severe. Take care of it now rather than later.
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I tricked my best friend into dating a trap.
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>>702144426
What if he was allergic
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Having the best life anyone could dream of.
Having a big ass apartment in the middle of the historic city of a European country
Having a job which requires absolutely nothing to do for half year, still with a wage 3 times bigger than average.
Because I have nothing to do, I have gone to gyms, got athletic body.
Women love me, I fuck every week other ones, girls you could never dream of.
My mother is proud of me.
BUT
still lonely as fuck, sometimes having suicidal toughts because of this.
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i visit /b/ everyday even though it is the same 25 cancer shit posts recycled again and again.
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>>702124253
I was all fucked up on antipsychotics and had really bad insomnia and was 18 at the time (almost 25 now) and I pretended I was a black dude I know and threatened to break into this underage girls window and rape her. Got arrested, got probation, nearly became a sex offender.
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>>702144955
survival of the fittest motherfucker.
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>>702145010
What city and what type of job?

Just a general idea of course, this is /b/ after all
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>>702125969
I wouldn't
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>>702145024
amen to that shit man, it has gone down hill.
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>>702126479
Damn, nigga.
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>>702126820
Show pics. Blur face or cut it out if you choose.
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I show my mother how great everything is in my life.

Can't tell her I have no money, eating bread daily with water, because she is proud of me having my own life.
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>>702143391
Did you have gyno ?
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>>702126479
Chlorine gas amirite?
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>>702145100
Drugs are incredibly weird and bizarre. My sister was on several painkillers and sleep aids and it put her in weird fugue states where she hallucinated and had waking dreams.
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>>702124253
Me and my friend brought my sister in the the woods and we both repeatedly fucked her for like three hours
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>>702145010
>things that never happened
But seriously if this is actually true you are a faggot, go find a nice orthodox church and become a child of god in this cruel jewish run hell world
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>>702126944
Then try strawberry milk
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>>702124253
I wear women's clothes and do fucked up shit when my wife is at work.
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>>702129948
You're living my dream. I'm dying to fuck my wife's sister.
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>>702127036
Wtf? You Ricky from Trailer Park Boys ass nigga. Fucking hillbilly.
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>>702126479

+5 for killing the pedo-rapist wannabe.
-10 for killing the mother and leaving the child an orphan.
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I'm addicted to watching this family
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My wife fucks other women.

It's hot as fuck to watch and hear stories about.
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Im having a baby with a 17 year old girl ive been with her since she was 14 . we had breaks or brokeup in periods of time and im worried that 2 girls had other kids of mine but they have guys claiming them. Anyway im 21 and age of consent laws are great in canada i could be any age and youngest i can have is 16
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>>702145642
>I'm dying to fuck my wife's sister.

Me to. Not because she hot as fuck but more for the kink factor. My wife knows and is okay with it.
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>>702145908
You are degenerate as hell
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Three different guys from Grindr have came in my mouth, one in my ass.
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>>702143637
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>702146044

I am a bit of a perv, I do admit.
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>>702128136
your path is nothing new and those of us who have been on it know the story. Remember one thing, it's all like a credit card, one day, the bill will come due and if you don't have the energy to pay it, your life will cover the balance.

You are so close to the beginning of the path that you can still get off. Don't waste your chance.
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>>702145238
I'm a mechatronical engineer. I made robotic solutions to big companies using mass production. My job is to keep'em working now. But since everything is fine, I have to check the machines every 6 months. In my country, it is called "resident engineer", we get above average salary every month, even not doing anything. Having finished with 4 factory, and being 4 times a resident engineer, this gets me the money to live the life
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I fuck dogs
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My stepdad started abusing me when I was 11, actually it started before that but it was only touching. The first few times he only made me give him oral, but he quickly moved on to other things. Maybe only a few months after it started I told my mom. She looked me dead in the eyes and said no that never happened and if you say it did again especially to anyone else I was going to be in more trouble than I ever thought I could be. Shortly after I told my mom he started being aggressive. He would spank me hard enough to leave prints and did the same to my breasts. He also started to make me do things with his 9 year old son. He filmed me and his son doing things but he never filmed when he raped me. Because my mom reacted so harshly I never put up a fight or told anyone else for a long time. I also learned that if I pretended to like what was happening to me he was less and less harsh. I faked liked I loved it for so long I couldn't tell the difference between liking it and hating for a long time.it didn't stop till I moved out of state for school and then quit school immediately and ran to start a new life where none of them could ever find me. Being on my own was tough. At first I still had to do things for money. But I got help at a women's center and got a job. eventually many years on I would meet a man that would help me through all this and get me on my feet. I haven't seen my mother or any of her family for over 20 years now. I don't think I'll ever forgive her.
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One time i shit on the floor in the work bathroom and then i smeared it all over and blamed it on the new guy that couldnt speak english and he got fired.

His wife also just had given birth.

I feel bad a little sometimes
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I jack off to gay texts of me being hard fucked in the ass by a nameless and mute dude
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I cheated on my girlfriend. She knows about it but doesn't know that I didn't use a condom and came inside her.
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>>702145697
She's pretty, she was unconscious and half-naked, and i was horny. Im not going to apologize.
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>>702146046
You filthy whore
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>>702145452

yes, it was very mild but i was really insecure about it. i had the surgery and it left me with an asymmetrical chest
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>>702124253
subdividing my thoughts have been as difficult as keeping the idea of repenting away from my mind
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I started 3 companies, still run 2 of them, have a net worth north of 30mil U.S. and hate my very existence.
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>>702146441
I loved every second of it lol
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>>702146348
you are both strong and amazing.
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>>702146323

Cool job. I've told people either get into robotics or be replaced by a robot.
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>>702146520
I could use some money. Think you could help me out?
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I want to fuck my wife's twin sisters. both hot as fuck
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I love this company
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I lurk most of the time and never contribute. Saved a heap of stuff too
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>>702134541
>implying minors can consent
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>>702146429
Mine doesn't knwo I've cheated, but I've been banging her roommate for two months.
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>>702146789
Thanks man. Took a lot of effort and pain to get there but finally did that. I was going to university and working at the same time, to get money to pay the university, those were hard times. I now make my PhD in nanotechnology and mechatronics combined: I will never make nanobots, but have an idea which will blow everyone's mind if successful.
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>>702124253
When I was 7 me and my friend of the same age found porn. We were very curious and thought it'd be fun to try it on eachother. Therefore we proceeded to try anal sex. There was no thrusting just some simple penetration and then it was done. We did it a couple of times over a span of a week, but then we found out what gay people were and how they had sex. So we stopped. Haven't spoken to him in 11 years.
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>>702145559
"the" isnt a very good description of me but okay
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>>702146323
Cool man!

Find some awesome hobbies and/or get some therapy to help fill in some of the blanks you might have.

You are so close to living the dream, sounds like you might have some baggage you are hanging onto.

What country, if not city?
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>>702128768
Probably because hes a psychopath
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>>702127687
You'll regret it
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About a year ago I fell for one of my ex gf's best friends. When the ex and I broke up, we stayed in touch. We hang out, smoke weed, talk about everything under the sun, and things between us just click. It's amazing. She lives half way across the country now, and she'll never know how I feel because if I tell her I'm afraid it'll fracture our friendship.

I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her in my life at all.
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>>702147398
It is Hungary. Budapest.
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I boned a lady.. with my peen
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>>702129063
She sounds like she worships satan, you lucked out
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>>702128123
>flat as a board
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>>702128557
Ah, the classic case of "if I can't have her, no one can"
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>>702129002
This
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>>702147545
Awesome, you sound like a smart dude.

I bet I would be intrigued for hours if we talked.

I (obviously) don't expect you to say it on here but would love to hear your idea.
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>>702143267
why would a chick have a dick?
>inb4traps
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i usually fantasize killing innocent people w/ bow and arrow,imo it would be pretty exciting
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I fucked my neighbors daughter for a year then we just stopped. She wasn't all that cute but she sure could fuck, her brother was the only person who knew and he was the one who hooked me up with her
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>>702126544
thats just fucking gay
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I only fuck Asian women.
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>>702145908
My wife would cut my balls off. Her little sister is gorgeous with an incredible body, but is a super religious virgin prude.
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>live in redneck hick state
>90% of women here are whores or don't know how decent relationships work
>was a dumbass and tried anyway
>dumbass results not once but twice...
>not heartbroken but feeling very alone here

Secret is I really wish I could find a woman with decent morals and good personality that isn't the stereotype of women in this state or isn't a basic bitch and its making me depressed as hell despite knowing my attempts are futile. Dunno what to do about it.
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>>702147824
said no chick ever to him that his dick was too big dumb ass
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>>702124253
Last week-end my gf was at my house with her two daughters. The 18yo one was napping on my bed, all i could think of was to rub my dick on her lips or cum on them, but i didn't.
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>>702135392
Here?
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When I was 10 I was changing my brothers happy. He couldn't have been more than 18 months old. Having heard about sex and sick sucking from older kids at school I decided to put his cock in my mouth and sucked.

I was indifferent to it so stopped, never thought of it again until years later.
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>>702124253
im going to Thailand soon and i have this urge for a ladyboy to fuk muh ass.. no homo. Will see.
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>>702131778
I lived in a different part of the country during that time
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>>702134881
You need serious mental help.
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>>702132054
Yes we're both married now
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>>702137528
Junkie loser.
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>>702148346
Yeah, when people on /b/ think you need help, you should probably consider it.
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>>702147808
Thanks man!

Haha I'm not that interesting, just a guy who learnt more from books than from life, but yes, sure, we could talk for hours without saying the same things again!
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>>702142771
They say those that torture and kill animals become serial killers.
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