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Wrong number texted me. dubs decides
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my ass is still sore
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>>702123322
Damn
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Damn two dubs in a row
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>>702122979
she was good, i enjoyed her, now shes in plastic wrap on my kitchen floor while i find my shovel!
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>>702123322
>>702123399
>>702123566
FUCKING SIHT! THREE IN A ROW!
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Roll
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>>702123322
>>702123399
>>702123566
>>702123655
>>702123677

FUCK YEAH WE'RE ON A GET TRAIN
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>>702123655
Not sure whether or not to use this.
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>>702123677
roll what, fucking faggot
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77 Dubs here.
"I like to suck cocks"
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Say "pedro really dug around there last night"
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well you put that toilet scrubber up my bum
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dont your remember last night?
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>>702123818
That's not how this works newfag.
Roll for: what's your place again. I want to meet up again sometime.
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send dick pic
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>>702123937
rolling
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"I been getting gang banged by niggers, lovin every minute of it"
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>>702123566
Nothing too interesting, just let the football team warm up a bit
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>>702123935
roll for this
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>>702123937
You were a newfag once, too. So don't complain.
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>>702124155
winrar
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>>702124155
Winner
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>>702123818
Must be troll.
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Op not a fag
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"who are you kidding? You fucked me last night, you know why my ass is sore."
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>>702124278
nice!

rolling for:

god, i love you, tyrone.
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>>702124411
YEEEEESSSSSSS
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I got gangbanged by 3 black boys from school
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fucking hell, ive been winning a lot today
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Gonna be good
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>>702124411
omg yes
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"I'm reaaaaally feeling it!"
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>>702124479
Reroll lmao
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You should know ;)
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>>702124539
I'm sorry I'm such a dirty girl.
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>>702124655
LOL YESSSS
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>>702124645
This one is good
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Oh shit sorry. I didnt mean to text you. I'll explain it when im home
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>>702124655
Roll
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Stop playing Tyrone I want you to come over right now
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>>702124479
kek roll
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>>702124655
HAH
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>>702124655
ahahahahahahahaaha
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>>702124539
literally every win ahs been mine.

rolling for

fuck, please baby dont be mad. i really love you
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>>702124479
Please this give me dubs
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>>702124607
Top kek... this guy is gonna off himself.
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>>702124692
Roll
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>>702124744
LOL
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Quit being silly tyrone, i cant wait for you to pound my ass hard again
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>>702124479
roll
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>>702124744
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR
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Tyrone is the guy with the bigger dick than you
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>>702124744
>>702124655
YES
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Come on round Tyrone and give it to me before HE
gets home
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>>702124655
op send this

and then this:
>>702124744
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>>702124818
Rolling for this
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>>702124744
Fucking legend.
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>>702124848
re-rolled
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>>702124744
Please op
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I tried anal sorry
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Love you
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>>702124869
It was an accident. I didn't mean to let him cum insidr me.
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WAIT.
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>>702124869
I just love black cock ;)
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Allthough black cock is netter than yours <3
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>>702124869

>He is a black guy?
>Or movie star Tyrone power

TOP KEK
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>>702124744
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How my baby girl?
This her dad or bf?
Top Kek if dad
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>>702124994
OP, you better not be a faggot.
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I fucked a black guy called tyrone, What a great 8 incher
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I took it in thr ass
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FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrone_Power
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>>702124744
I wanna send that but.. Circumstances have changed.
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>>702124994
I took four fingers last night!
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>>702125100
Fucking learn to spell spaze
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Target must be grandma

If dubbs "my ass is filled with blacck seed and swelling wont go down"
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>>702125100
Spell it like he did
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>>702125070
This is obviously her fucking mum
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I'm Sure you remember him?
His name is Tyron Dindu-nuffin
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>>702125105 reroll xx
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Tyrone fucked me so hard
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I have my dick out for Harambe. How about you?
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>>702125102
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>>702125200
>
winner winner
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>>702125200
Hahaha
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>>702125200
Typo Tyrone Dindu-Nuffin
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>>702125168
Fuck u
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Can you send me a picture of your face?
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If dubs send a link to this thread
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>>702124655
this thread is just win.rar
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i don't want to be with you anymore. i love tyrone more than you
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honestly i hope you die you complete nigger
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>>702125317
shut up faggot.
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>>702125228
Roll for this
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>>702125155
Must be those kinky couple.

If dubs: Tyrone is my side cock. Nothing like your little pencil dick can fulfill.
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Fuck you all
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>>702125288
Dubs correct dubs. It's a sign
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>>702125317
Reroll
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>>702125342 reroll
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>>702125155
shit, come on man.

and i dont think its an older woman, which old people writes u instead of you
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Sorry for slow posting, phone posting is annoying as hell
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>>702125302
dis
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>>702125377
Win
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all these dubs..
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Fake af
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>>702125265
woah
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No, I love big black cocks.
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>>702125228
reroll nigger
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Send her your dick and say thats his Dick
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>>702125377
Stop wasting dubbs fag

If dubbs "i need to get my hemmoroids pushed back in"
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>>702123322
>>702123399
>>702123566
>>702123655
>>702123677
What the fuck is happened now.
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Sorry. You had the wrong number. I'm just fucking with you a little bit because virgins on a Taiwanese sewing forum told me to.
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>>702125544
uuuhhhh winrar
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Script kiddies getting dubs
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>>702125511
WINRAR
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Fuck me mama till the wheels fall off
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He's the neighbors dog, I just put peanut butter on my asshole and let him kick it out, then the mounted me and made me cum
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I made it work
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Tell her check my dubs
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>>702125409
My 63 year old grandmother texts me in txt speak and sends emojis.
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>>702125677
THIS OP THIS
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>>702125744
Winrar
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this is now a dubs thread
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>>702125677
Winrar
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>>702125744
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>>702125744
Fuckin checked
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It's my cuck..
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>>702125677
Yeeeeeeees
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>>702125873
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She needs to fucking respond, slow ass bitch
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>>702125677
OP
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Call her
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>>702125677
This, only make sure you have correct grammar unlike the fucking cuck that typed this
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I think they found out, no replies for a while
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Shes is problly busy responding to everyone that just saw her number and shot her a text.
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Fuck this like a family member
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>>702124693
did you just roll something that already has dubs?
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Op check her whatsapp picture
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>>702125744
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>>702126133
>>702125744
Ayy
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>>702126004
I actually didn't notice it until after I sent it lol
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>>702126032
>inb4 white knights enter thread.
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Try face timing her
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>>702126105
I don't have whatsapp, would having her/his number bring up the profile they have if it exists?
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trying for:
Wat is Tony's number again, i don't have it in my cellphone anymore :S
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>>702126360
yes
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Trips for sending her pics?
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so, nothing op?
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Rip thread
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This is fake. I called it and a dude answered
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>>702126457
No dice
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>>702126827
Well shit should I just send the thread since the dream's dead?
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>>702126827
What did he say?
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>>702126653
Yeah, nothing. Hasn't replied to the dog thing. I'm pretty sure the dream's dead
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>>702129999
Nice quads
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>>702126999
This
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>>702127088
>>702126999
>>702127066
These gets
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Whyyyyyy did you die?!
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!
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>>702127300
>>702127088
>>702127066

THIS IS NOW A FUCKING GET THREAD
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>>702127597
Cuz op got spammend ps nice quints bro
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I feel like you don't love me anymore, that's why i did it.
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The Goat get thread
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>>702128111
Oh fucking yess! Get thread
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>>702128107
Ou shit, rr for quints
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>>702128107
Did you just assumed my gender?
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>>702128111
Think they died
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>>702128561
yep. Well, it was nice while it lasted. ive never won that many times on my entire life. I tihnk i spent all the luck i got for my entire life.
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Posting in epic get thread, if dubs, tits or GTFO
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>>702128761
I believe it was well placed. This thread had an unbelievable amount of gets
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OH HELL YEAH
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>>702129195
I am on fucking epic dubs.
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>>702122979

"I'm on skittles and mountain dew. you better get your ass over here granny, cause I go to bed early."
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>>702129338
She really does not get it. These old people are so very not used to virutality. Kek.
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Oh how I love fucking with old people.... they are adorable :D
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>>702129338
noice.

ive been taking some dubzies with my anon bros. I think that made me sore.
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>>702122979

I need me some granny hot pocket. can you come over and cook me some soup?
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>>702129338
i want to have sex. but not anal this time
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i need a new granny. one i can play with
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>>702129613
roll
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>>702129613
rrrrrrolllll
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can you makes me some soup? i ams hungery
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I am sexually attracted to my neighbors dog :\ I need help and I don't know who I can talk to
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>>702129613
rollerino
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>>702129709
am i the only one rolling?
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>>702129752
re
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>>702129744
winrar.zip
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>>702129744
Winrar
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Honestly I'm going to fucking kill myself and there's you can do about you dirty old bitch.
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>>702129613
Re
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the last granny i shoved on my bed broke her hip. needles to say, she was a screamer.
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>>702129613
rolling stone
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>>702129821
reroll
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I think the dog got me prago...i need help
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the horse poo on my porch will never dry. my name is Franky Boyd Jr. and I read trees
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>>702129338
Send pic of ass and balls with dick.
Make it look like you took it right now.
Does not need to be yours.
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Rolling for

if you really loved me you would understand why I let tyrone shit all over me
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Do you want to join in?
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Fuck
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but to be honest I'm even more sexually attracted to you. My dick has been fucking diamonds since that first text you sent me. Got any pics you're willing to send me?
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>>702129977
Double doubles, should be worth trips
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>>702129977
Winrar
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I think I should come out and say it. My dad molested me when I was eight years old.
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>>702129910
Sorry im lashing out bc a couple weeks ago i hooked up with this black guy and now im pregnant :(
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>>702129910
Roll:

His cock is so big and filling.. I love to smell his shit stuck to his ass while he fills me with his dick. I don't miss the human condition.
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I'm sorry I confused you. all I want is sit on a bench with you and watch the sunset burn the birds in the distance to ash
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>>702130061
Its your baby girl
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>>702129910
A little late to hide the number there op...
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>>702129977
oh boy here we go
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all I want is sit on a bench with you and watch the sunset burn the birds in the distance to ash
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what was foreplay like before deep throat was invented?
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>>702130256
reroll
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>>702129613
rololol
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>>702123804
gtfo newfag
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Just send a hot dog...
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>>702130152
Had to make a contact for whatsapp, due to a previous post
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>>702130256
ok, one more time, roll
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>>702129977
>>702129977
>>702129977
>>702129977
>>702129977
patiently waiting for this
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Type the number into facebook, lots of people link their number to their facebook, it'll show who there are.
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>>702130099
checked
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Sorry my autistic friend had the phone, by the way how are you today?
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>>702125265
nice inspect element fucking faggot
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Admit that this is a 4chan post and you accidentally showed his number...
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>>702130099
Commenting on double doubles got double doubles.
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>>702130500
I did this for you, Now return the favor I'm really horny
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>>702130579
Roll
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>>702130548
Roll boys
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>>702130539
if i would inspected element i would have given me more gets, not only those, fucking cunt
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>>702130500
kek
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>>702130579
This
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>>702130500
op delivers!
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Rollorinio
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>>702130700
no

>>702130722
>>702130722
Fuck yeah
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>>702124994
ultrakek
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>>702130500
I almost pissed my fucking pants fam.
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Send a spread ass pic and ask if they want to rim you
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Dick sandwich?
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Now show me dem titties
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Tell him the 4chan truth...
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Lost it. Should tried to get a pic of granny's titties tho before all the dog fuckin stuff.
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>>702130818
roll
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I'm really a Italian Plummer who needs a brother...
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do you want to suck my dick?
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Should I link thread?
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>>702130562
Shiet, didn't even realise
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you must contruct additional dickons
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>>702131363
Nah
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Someone texted me this shit along to 39 others in a group message. Dubs decides what 39 other people are going to see.
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>>702131494
suck my cock and post nigger with aids dick
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>>702131599
That was fast.
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>>702131494
Nigger cookout....
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>>702131494
Can I cum in your burgers?
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>>702131494
Send dick pic say "Cook Out With Cock Out 4 Harambe"
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>>702131494
Send this
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kekekekekeekkeek
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>>702131494
wont be able to make it. Going to off myself the day before
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>>702131854
> Filename
Kek
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>>702129910
today OP was not a faggot
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>>702131854
>Has entire folder of cocks, bet I'm in there
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>>702131494
Has multiple tarps on roof in google maps.
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>>702132397
>no, don't have a 'under 7 inch cocks folder'
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Random guy/Old grandma stopped replying. I'm throwing in the towel guys, have fun with the cookout.
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>>702132927
Damnit man, now is the time to say "Sorry that was a 'friend' who took my phone'
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>>702133434
THIS

Always brings them back.
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>>702133434
Roll.
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>>702133434
JK. Rolling
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>>702133434
Rollerino
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>>702133434
something on a river
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>>702133434
rollin in the deep
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>>702133434
keep on
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>>702131539
Spotted an 68 ending, my OCD sense is painfully tingling
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