Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
hey there. are you feeling less sick today?
Definitely. Pretty sure my cold is all cleared up. How are you today?
I'm fucking sore from having helped my little brother move for the whole day.
What have you been up to?
You really like this image.
>Be a not-boat boat with me.
But you are a boat
Hey shiro, last thread was full but you pretty much answered what I wanted to know
Good to hear you're feeling better
New thread means new life!
Did chores the whole day and cooked. Nothing else
What did you cook though?
I made an improvised vegetable stew the other day. Shit was cash.
That's good to hear
how was your day?
Excellent. Maybe we'll have a boat filled thread at this rate.
That's what i said. I'm a boat that's not from Kancolle.
Fried Egg Rice and I tried playing a bit with the seasoning. Put many things in it but it turned out only okay, so I'll stick with Salt and Soy Sauce.
I'll answer that question with a question
Wanna play league later?
I say that because I'm too lazy to post "Calamity-masu'd" like I always have. But that works too.
That school sucks?
How are the boats?
Hey you. How are you today?
I'll answer that question with a question
Do wanna see me suck really bad at a video game?
I'm ok. Procrastinating like a lazy jerk though. How about you?
Eh? But Shizuru isn't in Kancolle...
I'll answer once again, with a question
Do you want to have fun with friends and make me happy?
>Im level 3
I think you'll be fine
Just doing the welcome college stuff
I didnt say anything about Shizuru being kancolle
You figured it out, I did!
Still posting from mobile because I am just done with eating.
So how are you today?
I'm going camping the rest of this week. Need to go to the store. Then leave.
I'm confused now....
Please explain it to me, Master.
I get to meet my professors today
Where you going camping?
I might have a job interview later today whenever I'm able to reach the place. It's a basic job like I used to have but I think it's what I need for now
Just somewhere nearby. Washington.
Oh, sounds like a lot of fun. Hope it will be fun.
at lunch and a group of niggles came down to sit with me. Extreme worry.
>jk they're chill
dude thats fucking great, go get that shit tiger
you think they will hire you?
>league can wait dw
check your pockets
Yeah, the student org fair is today also. So I get to find some friends
Anything much going on for you?
Slow is good
Don't fuck up
Senpai is smart
you sick motherfuckers are "claiming" these girls, who are OBVIOUSLY underage as your wives? I didn't know this was the 1800s. You pedophile assholes are done
i feel kinda dumb
sleep deprivation makes my head hurt
Slow is good, but I didn't think it would be as slow at this time. Usually it picks up in pace a bit, at least when I was in here more often.
Don't worry, most of the time only the social studies professors are crazy lefties. You'll be fine.
I think I have good chances for this one compared to the industrial jobs. I have over 3 years of experience for this one
So, you doing anything fun?
Yeah, you haven't been sleeping much.
Have you tried warm milk? That generally helps
But it's fine as it is!
What kind of job is it?
Triple though because he said it's the 1800s
Just playing the battlefield 1 beta. What about you?
It's not yuuko
The few I got a chance to personally talk to were nice. Only one was in my department, and he taught the higher level stuff
Waiting to meet with my professors
Threads really started slowing down about mid-July.
hardware store job. I feel like it's all I can handle for now. I don't have what it takes to do something tougher
That was the point my cat, also how's Battlefield 1 so far?
So? That's great so far
sounds like you do have a pretty good chance, i believe in you man
i need to do something so migjt miss you
give it an hour or two
thats when it usually spikes
its because i choose not to
dw i can sleep whenever i want i just rather spend it with friends
Why's that? They were fast when I used to be in them more often.
Oh my, I might be out of the thread by then
>no life returned
I can drop you out with some strangling.
I'm not sure if I should ask of this is ironic at this point...
Not that spooky
This is spooky
That's a step in the right direction though!
Soon you wont be a NEET anymore!
I haven't talked with any I will have this year yet
You really should of you are getting headaches
Also, if you are just thirsty get a glass of water
How are you?
Aside for dropping out
Still, you seem rather bummed out. Is everyone okay?
I'm not too sure. People lost interest as the summer dragged on, or just left for the Discord or other third party chats.
That sucks, not that I can really say that. I haven't posted much myself
Thanks~ I'll be heading out now. Hope I can see ya later
I'm not one already but it will make me closer to one. I'll see you later
I'm more than happy to help.
Just think of it as an intense hug.
Yes and no. It's a secret shhhh....
I'm sure today is going to be just fine. Just like how you mingling in school will go.
What's today's activity?
If Fran was an MtG card what do you think her colours would be?
I'm not too sure as of yet. Maybe some anime, or some music.
How about you?
Currently listening to Ben Shapiro.
If you're into political propaganda
That's the kind of hugs I like.
>Off for a shower
In the docks?
PINK TRIANGLE SLEEVE ON HER SLEEVE, LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH, LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH
Not bummed, just a bit nervous
I always am
If you it isnt, and you want to talk you have my telegram
Probably GU. Maybe something like Kraj, sharing abilities and +1/+1.
And probably be able to regenerate your creatures.
What about homura?
Probably blue, with extra turns and everything
Telegram is a weird place.
It is slightly better
cute... deadman? the name doesn't really fit does it
the art style of that picture is amazing
also hello, how are you?
you are most definitely my "friend" friend
Feels good to have my folder back.
Get ready for dank shiro.
Anything grand in your life?
Thanks for offer. Always appreciated.
How are you buddy?
Nobody is ready for that.
Could say cute egg. Even then, that seems a bit odd.
I LOVE YOUR JESUS CHRIST
Can't say I am.
Hmm... oh well, I'm mostly looking forward to the single player mission in this one tbh.
And maybe when I moved out I can try multiplayer
You shouldn't be. There's nothing to be nervous about.
Now that I think about it, I really need to edit some pics with smoke, bloodshot eyes and the devils lettuce.
Hey there, Shiro!
What are you up to today, besides bashing my skull in?
Grüß Gott, Genosse. Geht's gut?
Best calming temperament
Definitely U due to her personality and time magic. R could be considered due to her passion.
There's so many different abilities I could see working in her that I'd rather make her a planeswalker.
No, it sucks. I was super distracted during driving practice today. What about yours?
I'll let you have a bucket.
EVERYTHING HAS FALLEN TO PIECES, EARTH ID DYING HELP ME JESUS
Fran is a spooky waifu, that is part of why I like her
Go full dank
We all have bad days
You up to anything recently?
UR doesn't need a commander hat can give extra turns, they need one that helps artifacts!
im p good now, rewatching ttgl is a lot of fun
cute egg it is
ill try to remember
So you like spooky girls huh? Interesting~
My driving practice went well at the time~
Just back to yee old grind.
Nothing interesting i'm afraid.
Anime that doesn't even try to make sense are pretty entertaining.
Geht gut, jawohl.
Spiel momentan etwas Mobius Final Fantasy da ich meine anderen spielstände nicht mehr wiederherstellen kann. Gumi speichert ja nicht die Spielstände über Google play sondern über irgendwelche drittanbieter. Und selbst dann nicht ohne Probleme
Kein Brave Frontier für mich.
I'm kidding ya doofus. I'm sure everything will turn out fine. Relax, no need to be tense.
Yup, that's what I believe as well. It's the only FPS I'm looking forward to. Cuz I hate FPS normally
That wouldn't be far-fetched, she carries a ton of weapons under her shield and can make good use of them.
But if I was a designer, while I would care about commander, my priority would be designing cards that are needed for regular play.
>Anime that doesn't even try to make sense are pretty entertaining.
It's fun when the show goes out of it way to NOT make sense.
I was not entirely sober, that might have been why I was so distraction.
Nothing bad happened other than me wasting one class away.
yeah they really are
have you watched a lot of anime?
really underrated, the anime deserves more recognition
Nothing really. Maybe some anime. How about you?
BE A BRILLIANT SOUL, SPARKLING IN THE GALAXY WHILE WALKING ON EARTH
We should talk about something.
I like spooky designs. Not girls
Also, cyber-punk and atom-punk are best
Still in college for animal science?
But I will worry anyway
And I think I am smart enough to do well in my classes if I study, and I am determined enough to be sure to study
But homura's main deal is time travel and loving Madoka.
Maybe have her tap with UR3 to take an extra turn, this ability can not be activated in extra turns.
But then you might be able to blink her and give her haste for infinite turns....
>I'd focus on commander, because that is really all I play, aside for some limited and draft
These are some interesting pictures.
The classes aren't that important anyways.
But i say this as a person who never took any.
I wouldn't say a lot, no.
I've seen a decent mount, but who has the time.
What's your religious stance?
Hi Fran, how are you?
what do you consider a decent amount? if you could give a rough estimate maybe
If I say I'm going to be considered more of an edgy faggot than I already am. So you already know the answer. I've always found Buddhism very interesting though.
Makise. Why oh why cant I find a like-minded scientist to spend my time with.
I am yes.
After this year i enter real life. Yaaaaa......
I need others to give me direction.
Umm lets say i watch like 5 a year idk.
Agnostic, raised christian. I'd like for spiritual things to be true.
Buddhism seems like the most peaceful of the religions.
Hmm? No i'm not Shizuru, or no, that's not what you're saying?
Explain it to me Master. I'm not as smart as you.
Gee, that gonna take me some time. I'll get to it though!
Moin moin, vielen Dank!
Wie geht's an diesem schönen Tage?
Ich fühle mich alt. Was sind das für Wörter, die die Jugend da benutzt?
Trying to photoshop some eyes red, but it's surprisingly difficult to make them look natural.
What are you watching?
So you don't like spooky girls? But spooky girls are good. Ish
Well, I got to go. Most of you guys know how to contact me, but I might not be able to respond right away
Nervous about college classes starting Tuesday
Has the weight of responsibility crushed your heart and dreams yet?
Must have D A N K M E M E S
Then there really is no need to worry
Mobius ist einfach nur der Name der App
Gumi der Entwickler von Brave Frontier.
Ja, fühl du darfst dich alt fühlen wenn du nichts von Smartphone Spielen mitbekommst.
Just take the damn bucket. Would you like it if it was full of tea?
They could make different cards with different abilities according to her stage in the plotline. For example, B could be justified in Akumura.
I think it's more important to focus on regular play because that's where the highest competitive games are held.
They really are and I could imagine an entire collection like that. Too bad there's only those two and their resolutions is pretty small.
I don't know, driving is serious business, I can't imagine anyone acing the exam without having classes.
oh alright, i guess thats a decent amount
i wanted to ask for anime suggestions if you have any
I'm a faggot, remember?
Spooky dom guys a best, but they tend to be too crazy.
Dont let crazy stick it's dick in you
Ah yes, I've had that problem many times. I just give up.
Flying Witch, or maybe I'll start KLK.
I try to be peaceful at all possible opportunities.
Don't worry about it.
>Wie geht's an diesem schönen Tage?
Wie immer würde ich sagen
>bald sind hier ich wahlen
Und ich kann der NPD nicht mal mein Hakenkreuz geben und die afd hat keinen Adolf aufgestellt also sind die auch raus
Also dich eine kleine Kriese
No. Those are the only things that give me life. I love to hate it and that's the only love i deserve~
My sister passed just because she started crying. Use that as a back up plan.
I took mine as it was snowing. Fun stuff.
Kara no Kyoukai
Death note, FMA
Basically just random shows that people chose waifus from is fine.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS PICTURE TO REACH FULL DANKNESS!?!
Hat das mit diesem neuen Spiel Angsty Birds zu tun? Oder mit diesem Tetrus?
Took a quick glance at Flying Witch. The one picture I saw makes it look like a low quality, slow slice of life harem that tries to convince the audience of how smart and thoughtful it is, but actually lacks any substance. Is that a fair judgement?
KKK sounds much better imo.
Fürwahr ein ernstes Problem. Wie wäre es mit den Grünen? Das sind auch Faschisten.
Bin mir ziemlich sicher
Heh, nein, auch nicht so wichtig.
Wie geht's so?
That wouldn't work. The only thing you can have up your sleeves here is money bills.
Harem? I'm not too sure about that. But other than that, yes, a fair judgement.
I have heard good things about Kill La Kill. But I also heard good things about a fuck ton of anime that I turned out to not enjoy.
That works too. You could also take the test elsewhere instead of the DMV. I forgot what it's called, but you have options.
>Grünen? Das sind auch Faschisten.
Bin mir nicht sicher, ob die dabei sind, sollten sie aber
Mal schauen vielleicht hat doch einer nen witzigen Namen und wenn nicht mal ich meinen eigenen Kandidaten auf den Zettel
Wenn ich rausfindest wie chara heißt kommt der auf meinen zettel
already seen nichijou, death note, and fma
will have to check out those other 2
>be playing battlefield 1 beta
>get on a horse
>takes forever to restart
I'm just gonna go back into my room and play Skate 3
Fucking hate Comcast
Sounds like shit man. And awesome, horses! The most shitty vehicles ever! But hell yeah, it suits the war!
I'm now really looking forward to this game.
I-ich bin hip! Pokemon! Harambe! Hey fellow kids, wollt ihr Emails austauschen?
Kill La Kill is really awesome. Lot's of over the top humor, and a ridiculous plot that somehow makes a lot more sense than what you usually get to see.
Quite a bit of gay nipples, if you're into that, but I guess Chara can tell you a lot more about that.
Wähl einfach Trump. Wenn genügend ihn auf den Zettel schreiben, kommt er auf seinem Seeadler angeflogen und baut uns eine Mauer. Und die Syrer werden sie bezahlen!