Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702103363
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>702118497 [yuno]
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>>702118719 [shiro]
hey there. are you feeling less sick today?
>>702119043
Definitely. Pretty sure my cold is all cleared up. How are you today?
Claimed.
Hello faggots,
I'm fucking sore from having helped my little brother move for the whole day.
What have you been up to?
>>702118781
sure
>>702118790
the world is a boat
Ay lmao
>>702119209
>>702118944
You really like this image.
>>702118781
>Be a not-boat boat with me.
But you are a boat
you know the drill
>>702119043
>
>>702119091
Hey shiro, last thread was full but you pretty much answered what I wanted to know
Good to hear you're feeling better
New thread means new life!
Yay
>>702119143
Did chores the whole day and cooked. Nothing else
>>702119291
>You know the drill
>Posts Rem
So it's time to go into a vomit Inducing rage over how shitty Subaru is?
>>702119367
What did you cook though?
I made an improvised vegetable stew the other day. Shit was cash.
>>702119091
That's good to hear
>>702119321
how was your day?
>>702119161
Excellent. Maybe we'll have a boat filled thread at this rate.
>>702119287
That's what i said. I'm a boat that's not from Kancolle.
>>702119513
Fried Egg Rice and I tried playing a bit with the seasoning. Put many things in it but it turned out only okay, so I'll stick with Salt and Soy Sauce.
>>702119722
I'll answer that question with a question
Wanna play league later?
>>702119786
Can never get fried rice right.
Do I actually have to get that sushi rice from the china store or can it be done with any basmati?
>>702119464
I say that because I'm too lazy to post "Calamity-masu'd" like I always have. But that works too.
>>702119254
Hey shiro
>>702119291
That school sucks?
>>702119321
SENPAI!
>>702119367
Hey liebling
>>702119745
How are the boats?
>>702119745
Thats also a lie
>>702119896
Hey you. How are you today?
>>702119852
I'll answer that question with a question
Do wanna see me suck really bad at a video game?
>>702118944 (You)
That pic is great
>>702119896
I'm ok. Procrastinating like a lazy jerk though. How about you?
>>702119931
Eh? But Shizuru isn't in Kancolle...
>>702120095
I'll answer once again, with a question
Do you want to have fun with friends and make me happy?
Also
>Im level 3
I think you'll be fine
>>702120058
Just doing the welcome college stuff
>>702120360
On what?
>>702119896
Heya Fran!
How was your day?
>>702120437
y e s
e
s
you got your computer back?
>>702120360
I didnt say anything about Shizuru being kancolle
Claiming Felix
>>702120636
>I won
You figured it out, I did!
Still posting from mobile because I am just done with eating.
So how are you today?
>>702120449
I'm going camping the rest of this week. Need to go to the store. Then leave.
>>702120639
I'm confused now....
Please explain it to me, Master.
>>702120587
I get to meet my professors today
>>702120721
Hey there
>>702120955
Where you going camping?
>>702120955
>>702120449
Should be neat.
>>702120892
I might have a job interview later today whenever I'm able to reach the place. It's a basic job like I used to have but I think it's what I need for now
>>702121057
Just somewhere nearby. Washington.
>>702121178
?
>>702121057
Oh, sounds like a lot of fun. Hope it will be fun.
at lunch and a group of niggles came down to sit with me. Extreme worry.
>jk they're chill
Slow thread?
Off for a shower
>>702121408
Come on now.
>>702121272
dude thats fucking great, go get that shit tiger
you think they will hire you?
>league can wait dw
>>702121708
check your pockets
My husbando
>>702121865
its decent i think
slow = comfy
>>702121181
Yeah, the student org fair is today also. So I get to find some friends
>>702121408
Have fun!
>>702121415
Hope so
Anything much going on for you?
>>702121865
Slow is good
>>702121272
Don't fuck up
>>702121956
Senpai is smart
you sick motherfuckers are "claiming" these girls, who are OBVIOUSLY underage as your wives? I didn't know this was the 1800s. You pedophile assholes are done
>>702121057
Heya
>>702121891
Don't have any
>>702122078
i feel kinda dumb
sleep deprivation makes my head hurt
>>702122159
>felix
>waifu
>underage
Wew laddie
>>702121956
>>702122078
Slow is good, but I didn't think it would be as slow at this time. Usually it picks up in pace a bit, at least when I was in here more often.
>>702122078
Don't worry, most of the time only the social studies professors are crazy lefties. You'll be fine.
>>702122159
>>702122312
T-T-T-TRIPLE FAIL
>>702121891
I think I have good chances for this one compared to the industrial jobs. I have over 3 years of experience for this one
>>702122078
I'll try
>>702122312
idgaf about your dumb waifu names but these girls look like they're 12 YEARS OLD
>>702122215
So, you doing anything fun?
>>702122234
Yeah, you haven't been sleeping much.
Have you tried warm milk? That generally helps
>>702122357
But it's fine as it is!
>>702122430
What kind of job is it?
>>702122399
Technically double
Triple though because he said it's the 1800s
>>702122509
>Waifu
>Felix
You done fucked up
>felix-anon
>>702122399
> calling someone else a crazy leftie
> pic is a frame from gravity falls with undertale shit edited onto it
>>702122596
>>702122546
Just playing the battlefield 1 beta. What about you?
Fucking Weeaboos.
>>702122509
>Felix
>Girl
Choose one
>>702122596
It's not yuuko
It's Yuuuuuko
>>702122399
The few I got a chance to personally talk to were nice. Only one was in my department, and he taught the higher level stuff
>>702122706
Waiting to meet with my professors
>>702122677
Claiming
>>702122546
True, no complaints from me. Just spooky
>>702122312
>>702122399
>>702122638
replying
>>702122839
Life sucks.
>>702122829
this
>>702122911
Drop Out
>>702122357
Threads really started slowing down about mid-July.
>>702122546
hardware store job. I feel like it's all I can handle for now. I don't have what it takes to do something tougher
Claimed.
>>702122550
That was the point my cat, also how's Battlefield 1 so far?
>>702122834
So? That's great so far
>>702122430
sounds like you do have a pretty good chance, i believe in you man
i need to do something so migjt miss you
>>702122357
give it an hour or two
thats when it usually spikes
>>702122546
its because i choose not to
dw i can sleep whenever i want i just rather spend it with friends
>>702122834
Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn!
>>702122911
Drop Out
>>702123033
Why's that? They were fast when I used to be in them more often.
>>702123113
Oh my, I might be out of the thread by then
Hello friends
>no life returned
>Juvia claimed
>>702123146
I can drop you out with some strangling.
>>702122911
Drop out
>>702122839
I'm not sure if I should ask of this is ironic at this point...
Is it?
>>702122879
Not that spooky
This is spooky
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>>702123042
That's a step in the right direction though!
Soon you wont be a NEET anymore!
>>702123080
I haven't talked with any I will have this year yet
>>702123113
You really should of you are getting headaches
Also, if you are just thirsty get a glass of water
>>702123146
How are you?
Aside for dropping out
>>702123409
Still, you seem rather bummed out. Is everyone okay?
>>702123223
I'm not too sure. People lost interest as the summer dragged on, or just left for the Discord or other third party chats.
>>702123146
Hi.
>>702123223
A lot of people moved to telegram and stopped posting here
does kombu count
>>702123409
Too spooky
>>702123524
That sucks, not that I can really say that. I haven't posted much myself
>>702123537
Oh my
>>702123113
Thanks~ I'll be heading out now. Hope I can see ya later
>>702123409
I'm not one already but it will make me closer to one. I'll see you later
>>702123653
Why oh my?
>>702123339
I'm more than happy to help.
Just think of it as an intense hug.
>>702123409
Yes and no. It's a secret shhhh....
I'm sure today is going to be just fine. Just like how you mingling in school will go.
>>702123524
Hello shiro!
What's today's activity?
>>702123409
If Fran was an MtG card what do you think her colours would be?
hello friends
>>702121884
Am i not Shizuru?
>>702123803
I'm not too sure as of yet. Maybe some anime, or some music.
How about you?
>>702124143
Cute mouse.
>>702123080
Kind of eh tbh
But it's only one map in it so yeah
>felix-anon
>>702124143
Hello ears
>>702124191
Currently listening to Ben Shapiro.
If you're into political propaganda
>>702124143
I'm not your "friend" buddy.
>>702123803
That's the kind of hugs I like.
>>702121884
>Off for a shower
In the docks?
PINK TRIANGLE SLEEVE ON HER SLEEVE, LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH, LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH
..
>>702123515
Not bummed, just a bit nervous
I always am
>>702123582
Sure
>>702123653
This better?
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>>702123691
Good luck!
>>702123803
That's good
If you it isnt, and you want to talk you have my telegram
>>702123863
Probably GU. Maybe something like Kraj, sharing abilities and +1/+1.
And probably be able to regenerate your creatures.
What about homura?
Probably blue, with extra turns and everything
>>702123780
Telegram is a weird place.
>>702124486
It is slightly better
>>702124191
cute... deadman? the name doesn't really fit does it
>>702124348
the art style of that picture is amazing
also hello, how are you?
>>702124358
you are most definitely my "friend" friend
Claim.
Feels good to have my folder back.
Get ready for dank shiro.
>>702124367
Anything grand in your life?
>>702124396
Kneesocks
>>702124486
Thanks for offer. Always appreciated.
>>702124676
I'm fine.
How are you buddy?
>>702124170
No.
>>702124367
''Repairs''
>>702124829
Nobody is ready for that.
>>702124676
Could say cute egg. Even then, that seems a bit odd.
>>702124396
I LOVE YOUR JESUS CHRIST
>>702124348
Can't say I am.
>>702124829
Yes.
Best type moon claimed.
>>702124315
Hmm... oh well, I'm mostly looking forward to the single player mission in this one tbh.
And maybe when I moved out I can try multiplayer
>>702124486
You shouldn't be. There's nothing to be nervous about.
Yet
>>702124829
Juten Abend!
>>702124985
fuck not your
you*
>>702124922
Now that I think about it, I really need to edit some pics with smoke, bloodshot eyes and the devils lettuce.
>>702124985
Hey there, Shiro!
What are you up to today, besides bashing my skull in?
>>702125084
Grüß Gott, Genosse. Geht's gut?
>>702124990
Best calming temperament
>>702124486
Definitely U due to her personality and time magic. R could be considered due to her passion.
There's so many different abilities I could see working in her that I'd rather make her a planeswalker.
>>702124870
No, it sucks. I was super distracted during driving practice today. What about yours?
>>702124922
I'll let you have a bucket.
>>702124870
Yuko?
>>702124985
EVERYTHING HAS FALLEN TO PIECES, EARTH ID DYING HELP ME JESUS
>>702124585
Fran is a spooky waifu, that is part of why I like her
>>702124829
Go full dank
>>702124870
We all have bad days
You up to anything recently?
>>702124990
Hello
>>702125084
Yet...
>>702125238
UR doesn't need a commander hat can give extra turns, they need one that helps artifacts!
>>702124870
im p good now, rewatching ttgl is a lot of fun
>>702124985
cute egg it is
ill try to remember
>>702124829 (You) (You)
Nette Mütze
>>702125084
I look forward to the single player as well
They could profit off of this game a lot if they actually tried to make a decent storyline
>felix-anon
>>702124990
Shiki breeki (You)
>>702125484
So you like spooky girls huh? Interesting~
>>702125238
My driving practice went well at the time~
>>702125441
Yuuko
>>702125484
Just back to yee old grind.
Nothing interesting i'm afraid.
>>702125508
Anime that doesn't even try to make sense are pretty entertaining.
>>702125219
Geht gut, jawohl.
Spiel momentan etwas Mobius Final Fantasy da ich meine anderen spielstände nicht mehr wiederherstellen kann. Gumi speichert ja nicht die Spielstände über Google play sondern über irgendwelche drittanbieter. Und selbst dann nicht ohne Probleme
Kein Brave Frontier für mich.
>>702125484
I'm kidding ya doofus. I'm sure everything will turn out fine. Relax, no need to be tense.
>>702125614
Yup, that's what I believe as well. It's the only FPS I'm looking forward to. Cuz I hate FPS normally
>>702125796
Yuuko.
I claim Saiki Kusuo
>>702125484
That wouldn't be far-fetched, she carries a ton of weapons under her shield and can make good use of them.
But if I was a designer, while I would care about commander, my priority would be designing cards that are needed for regular play.
>Anime that doesn't even try to make sense are pretty entertaining.
It's fun when the show goes out of it way to NOT make sense.
>>702125796
I was not entirely sober, that might have been why I was so distraction.
Nothing bad happened other than me wasting one class away.
>>702125796
yeah they really are
have you watched a lot of anime?
>>702125905
really underrated, the anime deserves more recognition
>>702125219
Nothing really. Maybe some anime. How about you?
>>702125441
BE A BRILLIANT SOUL, SPARKLING IN THE GALAXY WHILE WALKING ON EARTH
>>702125796
We should talk about something.
>>702125238
But im already done.
>>702125755
I like spooky designs. Not girls
Also, cyber-punk and atom-punk are best
>>702125796
Aw.
Still in college for animal science?
>>702125869
But I will worry anyway
And I think I am smart enough to do well in my classes if I study, and I am determined enough to be sure to study
>>702126087
But homura's main deal is time travel and loving Madoka.
Maybe have her tap with UR3 to take an extra turn, this ability can not be activated in extra turns.
But then you might be able to blink her and give her haste for infinite turns....
>I'd focus on commander, because that is really all I play, aside for some limited and draft
>>702126087
These are some interesting pictures.
The classes aren't that important anyways.
But i say this as a person who never took any.
>>702126100
I wouldn't say a lot, no.
I've seen a decent mount, but who has the time.
>>702126325
What's your religious stance?
>>702125221
Best fool
>>702125484
Hi Fran, how are you?
>>702125678
(you)
>>702126565
what do you consider a decent amount? if you could give a rough estimate maybe
>>702126565
If I say I'm going to be considered more of an edgy faggot than I already am. So you already know the answer. I've always found Buddhism very interesting though.
You?
Makise. Why oh why cant I find a like-minded scientist to spend my time with.
>>702126603
(You)
>>702126472
I am yes.
After this year i enter real life. Yaaaaa......
>>702126603
I need others to give me direction.
>>702126657
Umm lets say i watch like 5 a year idk.
>>702126797
Agnostic, raised christian. I'd like for spiritual things to be true.
Buddhism seems like the most peaceful of the religions.
>>702124922
Hmm? No i'm not Shizuru, or no, that's not what you're saying?
Explain it to me Master. I'm not as smart as you.
>>702125484
Gee, that gonna take me some time. I'll get to it though!
>>702125605 (Ju)
Moin moin, vielen Dank!
Wie geht's an diesem schönen Tage?
>>702125869
>Mobius
>Gumi
>Brave Frontier
Ich fühle mich alt. Was sind das für Wörter, die die Jugend da benutzt?
>>702126325
Trying to photoshop some eyes red, but it's surprisingly difficult to make them look natural.
What are you watching?
>>702126472
So you don't like spooky girls? But spooky girls are good. Ish
Well, I got to go. Most of you guys know how to contact me, but I might not be able to respond right away
>>702126603
Nervous about college classes starting Tuesday
>>702126933
Has the weight of responsibility crushed your heart and dreams yet?
>>702127007
Must have D A N K M E M E S
>>702126472
Then there really is no need to worry
>>702127007
Mobius ist einfach nur der Name der App
Gumi der Entwickler von Brave Frontier.
Ja, fühl du darfst dich alt fühlen wenn du nichts von Smartphone Spielen mitbekommst.
>>702126398
Just take the damn bucket. Would you like it if it was full of tea?
>>702126472
They could make different cards with different abilities according to her stage in the plotline. For example, B could be justified in Akumura.
I think it's more important to focus on regular play because that's where the highest competitive games are held.
>>702126565
They really are and I could imagine an entire collection like that. Too bad there's only those two and their resolutions is pretty small.
I don't know, driving is serious business, I can't imagine anyone acing the exam without having classes.
>>702126933
oh alright, i guess thats a decent amount
i wanted to ask for anime suggestions if you have any
>>702127116
goodbye friend
>>702127080
I'm a faggot, remember?
Spooky dom guys a best, but they tend to be too crazy.
Dont let crazy stick it's dick in you
>>702127007
Ah yes, I've had that problem many times. I just give up.
Flying Witch, or maybe I'll start KLK.
>>702126933
I try to be peaceful at all possible opportunities.
>>702126969
Don't worry about it.
>>702127231
Maybe.
>>702127007
>Wie geht's an diesem schönen Tage?
Wie immer würde ich sagen
>bald sind hier ich wahlen
Und ich kann der NPD nicht mal mein Hakenkreuz geben und die afd hat keinen Adolf aufgestellt also sind die auch raus
Also dich eine kleine Kriese
>>702127116
No. Those are the only things that give me life. I love to hate it and that's the only love i deserve~
*curtain down*
>>702127231
My sister passed just because she started crying. Use that as a back up plan.
I took mine as it was snowing. Fun stuff.
>>702127251
>obligatory Nichijou
Kara no Kyoukai
Death note, FMA
Yamato
Basically just random shows that people chose waifus from is fine.
>>702127229
>Mobile Games
sicher, dass du nicht ein normaler homo bist?
>>702127116
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS PICTURE TO REACH FULL DANKNESS!?!
>>702127229
Hat das mit diesem neuen Spiel Angsty Birds zu tun? Oder mit diesem Tetrus?
>>702127307
Took a quick glance at Flying Witch. The one picture I saw makes it look like a low quality, slow slice of life harem that tries to convince the audience of how smart and thoughtful it is, but actually lacks any substance. Is that a fair judgement?
KKK sounds much better imo.
>>702127812
Fürwahr ein ernstes Problem. Wie wäre es mit den Grünen? Das sind auch Faschisten.
claimed
>>702127919
Bin mir ziemlich sicher
>>702127923
Heh, nein, auch nicht so wichtig.
Wie geht's so?
>>702127867
That wouldn't work. The only thing you can have up your sleeves here is money bills.
>>702127923
Harem? I'm not too sure about that. But other than that, yes, a fair judgement.
I have heard good things about Kill La Kill. But I also heard good things about a fuck ton of anime that I turned out to not enjoy.
>>702127802
Awwh... Ok.
HOL UP
>>702128461
SO YOU TELLIN ME
>>702128495
WE WUZ
>>702128538
KANGZ
>>702128538
KANGZ N
>>702128346
That works too. You could also take the test elsewhere instead of the DMV. I forgot what it's called, but you have options.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
>>702127923
>Grünen? Das sind auch Faschisten.
Bin mir nicht sicher, ob die dabei sind, sollten sie aber
Mal schauen vielleicht hat doch einer nen witzigen Namen und wenn nicht mal ich meinen eigenen Kandidaten auf den Zettel
Wenn ich rausfindest wie chara heißt kommt der auf meinen zettel
>>702127867
already seen nichijou, death note, and fma
will have to check out those other 2
thanks
>>702125084
>be playing battlefield 1 beta
>match starts
>get on a horse
>internet crashes
>takes forever to restart
I'm just gonna go back into my room and play Skate 3
Fucking hate Comcast
>>702128832
Good day shiro
I must go.
>yuuko
>>702129200
Sounds like shit man. And awesome, horses! The most shitty vehicles ever! But hell yeah, it suits the war!
I'm now really looking forward to this game.
Shiro claimed.
>>702128155
I-ich bin hip! Pokemon! Harambe! Hey fellow kids, wollt ihr Emails austauschen?
>>702128349
Kill La Kill is really awesome. Lot's of over the top humor, and a ridiculous plot that somehow makes a lot more sense than what you usually get to see.
Quite a bit of gay nipples, if you're into that, but I guess Chara can tell you a lot more about that.
>>702128873
Wähl einfach Trump. Wenn genügend ihn auf den Zettel schreiben, kommt er auf seinem Seeadler angeflogen und baut uns eine Mauer. Und die Syrer werden sie bezahlen!
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