What would you wish for?
Your first reply is the catch
>its Monopoly money
I wish that the holocaust killed more Jews. And then I wasn't one.
I want sh this is the new interpretation of Jesus Christ
Get the fuck out, Callum Davies. You mega faggot shit posting little waste of carbon. You shouldn't even be on this board you pre-pubescent fuck. I swear to god I wish I could burn your house down you're such a pussy.
All the power, knowledge and immortality of the Q. I wish to be Q.
Unrelaltes but are you actually Callum Davies from Rick and Morty shitposting?.
>you are happy always
>even at your parents' funerals
>it becomes unnerving to everyone around you
>you become an outcast with a permanent grin on their faces, content with eating nothing but human refuse and slowly turning into a gigantic bloated parasite
>you are teleported into the ocean and start immediately drowning
>your pocket fills up with enough money to soak up the ocean
>you still suffocate under a gigantic heap of soggy dollar bills and now there's no ocean so earth is pretty fucked up
>this wouldve worked
>i didnt reach the point where i did
>wasnt paranoid i am shadow banned by world and the sole recipient of the universes new petty revenge socoifetish...
>someone would stopped when i drove into a sound barrier and asked why. Are you okay, looked at me like im not a psycho and given me some kind of positive emotive hold from this 0/10, not quick, not even dangerous in my recent experience that would help me feel okay again, or at least that i really did die but you just dont know and everything you do backfires in a painfully soul crushing, externally most likely hilarious way and people just act like they are all in on it.
Worst way to destroy the one thing you care about still in a mildly annoying way that is ultimately self shaming and not even hurt the sunglasses you wore much less hurt you
I wish that no harm would ever befall any friend of mine. PS, serious harm to me would be harm to my friends so checkmate motherfuckers.
You're all locked in a dimension of literal nothingness. No harm can ever happen to any of you, because nothing can happen at all. You're all conscious and alone for eternity.
Every trip would be like:
Start at the North Pole
Accurately determine direction that I need to fly in order to precisely reach my destination, because I can only fly south
Consider the rotation of the earth
Consider that the South Pole is not exactly on the axis that the earth rotates
Make sure to factor in speed, wind resistance, etc. so my timing is impeccable
Leave from North Pole
Fuck up and miss target
Take car back to North Pole
My family is my friends dumbass, try again. And also, that would harm me, harming my friends. You think killing somebody doesn't fuck you up emotionally? This is just so stupid and uncreative and WRONG.
Your are tied up and forced to watch a smug little girl eat your muffin with milk as you starve.
I'm actually okay with this
I wish that my life could be narrated by Steve Buschemi.