ITT:
You all live in this house
I am the landlord.
Don't get kicked out
>>702113156
>>702113396
That's a warning, mister
>>702113156
>I am the landlord.
>Don't get kicked out
Come down to the basement with me. I want to show you something.
Guys, my sister's gonna stay with us for 3 days
She doesn't wear any clothes when she's inside the house, i hope you guys can understand her condition
>>702113936
Yeah dude it's all good, just ehm give me 5 minutes with her and we can... discuss our differences
>>702113936
Only if you share
>>702113476
Come into the shower, my good sir.
I am the new landlord if I roll dubs or trips
>>702114252
Fuuuuuuck common /b/ros I was gonna allow every thing
1 more roll
>>702113156
Spacer between garage doors...NOPE.
>>702114327
I'll allow you these trips
Lol that's a gay house any way I'll just leave :(
>>702114024
>>702114146
Hi guys, i'm anon's sister. Nice to meet you
Can i come in?
>>702113156
i would like to turn the house into a ram ranch
>>702114506
no girls allowed
>>702114506
Wow yeah come in
>>702114506
Tits or GTFO
>>702114600
Shut up closet faggot
>>702114506
y-yes ok sure
>>702114714
No one hiding in the closet here, friend
>>702114506
Can i?
>>702114506
Come join me in the shower babe
>>702114506
If dubs post full frontal
is it happening
>>702114506
Yeah of course I also love fry day
Wanna play a game
Its called close your eyes and open your mouse
I'm gonna cook, what do you wanna eat tonight, /b/ros?
>>702114714
sorry we've voted to evict you from the house bye
Someone tell the fucking Chinaman, that in the USA we flush the goddamn used toilet paper down the toilet, we dont put that shit napkin in the garbage can!
>>702113396
Goddamnit, Gus, you're making us look bad!
>>702114973
I already ordered us some pineapple pizzas.
>>702114973
Anon sister ass :>)
>>702113936
Once she blows everyone in the house, she's cool with me.....
Hey guys I am on welfare and only have trips and dubs can I join
>>702115033
Get out of the house, you weirdo
>>702115037
Ok... That'll be difficult to cook
>>702115180
Let's go with a classic - chicken tendies
HOUSE-ELF BUKKAKE !
>>702115163
Failed
That's how you roll dubs
What's the max capacity of this residence? I'm sure the fire marshal wouldn't be too happy about all of us being packed in here like Mexicans. 75% of you don't shower and the grease provides an extra fire hazard as well.
Alright guys, i'm ready
Please don't move my doll.
>>702115366
If you want us to shower so bad then pay the water bill
>>702115366
There are 7 people posting here so
Yeah I will just leave anon sister sucks at sucking
>>702115414
Hnnggggggg
>>702115414
To kill yourself?
>>702115414
>>702115509
Samefag
>>702115429
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Don't go in to the basement
Guys the pizzas here.
>>702115657
NNNOOOOOO MAKE PIZZA GREAT AGAIN
>>702113156
damm that yogurt that was on the freezer is delicious.
Our time has come.
>>702115610
Put in poopie
>>702115720
No no no don't drink it, I jizzed off in there!
>>702115414
just dont face me and we are ok.
I made some dinner
>>702114506
Aww hell no, fuck this tell me when she leaves.
>>702115298
Nah m8, THIS is what dubs look like
What's for breakfast bitches? Who brewed this weak ass coffee? Does anyone work today? If not whose throwing down on the bottle?
>>702115917
Like this man
>>702115758
Join.
Hey guys landlord called and said he's coming to check in 10 posts roll dubs so we don't get kicked out
>>702115982
Do you know where the TV remote is?
>>702115966
Sorry man, the coffee's my fault. You know I'm shit at making coffee.
>>702116039
He has it.
damm at least the chocolate was good i guess.
>>702115857
No one touch my sword collection.
>>702116021
Quick hide anon sister and that doll and the weed and Tanny scat porn
>>702116097
Will you give me the remote please?
>>702116064
This is why we need an espresso machine. I'll forgive you this time buddy; )
Someone lost their meds?
>>702116155
You saved us anon
You get anon sister for a whole day
Enjoy
72 posts and not a single brutal killing, we achieved nirvana or something?
Oh shit
Wat do guys?
>>702116274
Neat. I just wanted to watch TV
>>702116301
>>702116210
Thanks man.
>>702116378
>>702116378
>>702116378
Shit roll dubs quick
>>702116378
hide anons sis.
>>702115429
WTF is that?!
>>702116500
Oh thank god!
>>702116529
a golly wog fam how haven't you heard of them?
>>702116511
>>702116500
Dubs in raw nice /b/ro
>>702116500
kek
>>702116529
Yeah just don't touch it and you'll be fine.
>>702116500
are you high or something anon you have some right there
>>702116577
Never heard of that shit
>>702116403
Thats a big oyster
Wow is that a get thread?
Roll
>>702116633
>>702116600
>>702116511
>>702116500
its not defcon guys just the fbi damm
Guys, is it okay if i set up a weed farm in my room?
>>702116378
MICROWAVE EVERYTHING
>>702116701
Damn want another one ?
is it ok of I have a gay german scat party?
>>702116744
Maybe later, FBI was just here.
Um.... Uh.... I... I don't have your money today anon. I'm sorry, but perhaps I can provide another form of payment~
I own this house now!
POLICE.
Open up faggots. I got an anonymous tip y'all hidin' illegal dubs in there. 5 seconds to comply.
>>702116378
EVERYONE HIDE THE FUCKING CP
>>702116744
We already have that make wine in barrels in the basement and ignore anon sister we feed her in like 12 hours so
>>702116850
Okay. If it works, free weed for everyone!
>>702116906
Dubs? We would never keep those here!
>>702116906
I dindu nuffin
>>702113156
You are not the landlord op, you are the fag lord.
>>702116906
We have nothing man check my singles
>>702116943
is it ok if i start up my methlab in the bathroom? gonna need some flu tablets
>>702117066
BURGLAR
>>702117066
We don't know him sir he's. An intruder
>>702117106
Can't you just put in the shed?
>>702117106
We can share it for creating various drugs, mdma and dmt as well
No officer don't arrest us we even deny niggers comon
(farts)
>>702116112
Nooo, I pooped inside too!
Hey, does anyone know how to make a 4chan account?
>>702117066
Whew officer left thank god
Time to get my dubs out
>>702116039
Op's dog ate it barf it up then ate it again
Hello mr landlord, uh... some of my "sisters" are coming over today. I hope that's okay :3
>>702116760
Even the microwave?
>>702117577
Dubs says so. Who wants to go buy the replacement?
This could actually be damn funny :D
Yo guys I can't pay rent this month or buy groceries but I'll let you all fuck Steve. Bend over Steve.
>>702117746
Nobody likes Steve.
>>702117746
Guys, anon' sister said she wanted to play some games with us
>>702117746
No one wants to fuck your mom.
>>702117746
Screw you Steve
>>702117224
that could work, of course we need a dindu to get the supplies for us. other than that we're ready to go
>>702117855
What kind of game?
>>702117855
What like Monopoly?
>>702117921
i was thinking something more on the lines of roblox but whatever dude monopoly could work
>>702117934
JENGAA
>>702118040
Alright lets play some jenga, boys
Imma sneak in Patrick's room and jerk off in his Jordans.
>>702113156
https://youtu.be/SGx3IA7oXho
>>702117919
We would need to set up strict rules and hard punishments, that's it
>>702118175
Man you know how much Patrick loves his Jordans. You might regret it.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???!!!!
>>702113156
Landlord, Landlord,
Where you at?
I'm hiding in the bushes with a baseball bat.
>>702118251
Imma tell him
>>702118175
Lmao, take a pic and send it to hia mom
>>702118307
Sorry old Lady but this house now belongs to /b/
Landlord is coming o shit
> of the next 10 posts have dubs we go homeless
>>702118307
Get out of our house.
>>702115180
Don't worry I changed the order to 300% extra mushroom pizzas and maxed out everyone's credit card to pay for them all
>>702116403
What the fuck, is that a whale shark?
This cuck named Jared that we all know from college just let himself in, starts watching TV with us and shooting the shit.
What do fam?
I always wanted to go homeless
Roll
>>702118310
Behind you and not wearing pants.
>>702113156
I can't get kicked out if I kill myself first
OH SHIT GUYS THE FUCKING LANDLORD IS HERE
I'M GOING OUT THE BACK DOOR, I'LL BE BACK LATER
REMEMBER, YOU. NEVER. SAW. ME.
>>702118516
To us yes
But u can just keep calling her mum
>>702118413
Oh really nigger?
>>702118489
You don't deserve anything in this life
Guys im about to drop some acid so please dont do anything to freak me out
>>702115429
>welcome to Detroit
My brother with severe autism is moving in with us and he needs his own safety room for outbursts
>>702118653
May the force be with you, anon
>>702118675
And you deserve 1000% mushroom pizzas for lunch everyday
>>702118655
NIGGGGGEEEERRRR
>>702118613
Then your ghost gets kicked out
if dubs i am new landlord
if not landlord noticed massive hole in wall that i tried to fill with playdoh
>>702118720
BOO
Hey OP, I think you've got the wrong house.
>>702118807
I'm sure he won't mind.
>>702118655
Why y'all posting we got kicked and landlord raped anon sister
>>702118653
I took a pic of you and send it to the landlord.
>>702118720
>>702118928
His was the last post. It's fine. However if you want to leave the opening where a door should be is right over there.
>>702118761
Hey, that looks just like my room!
Post your rooms niggers
>>702118223
I'm not clicking that shit
>>702119130
I sleep on the couch.
>>702119130
>>702118941
Fuck you Harold, he paid half the rent here. Good thing the photo came out blurred.
All in favor of kicking out the guys who almost evicted PigRider?
>>702119130
>>702119235
Shrooms still haven't worn off yet eh?
>>702118802
>>702119130
ignore my brother
Is anyone going to do anything about the kangaroo in the bush
>>702119540
I aint touchin it.
Where'd that one guys sister go?
>>702119221
That faggot thought that he could pay the rent with Monopoly money. PigRider and his faggot pig should be made into bacon.
>>702119808
She's on the basement
>>702119307
Or maybe you should not be in my room while high on shrooms.
>>702119907
Na, i brought her upstairs. She's under my bed now
>>702119622
Don't need you to touch it
Look take this gun, and kill it
I put a fresh magazine in it so all is good
>>702120020
Easy bro, we're all friends
>>702120020
I guess I'll go take care of the kangaroo problem. Wish me luck.
WHAT ARE YOU NIGGERS DOING IN MY SWAMP
OHHHHHHH fuck TIME FOR weed, nudity and BONGOS
>>702120014
Yeah, in bloody chunks
>>702120363
I told you not to go into my room...
>>702120296
Your swamp?
I think you mean our swamp
>>702120526
A talking donkey. Well I never
>>702120251
You're not gonna do anything, nigger
>>702120710
On second thought maybe they'll keep burglars away.
>>702120833
If we train him he may even attack the land lord for us
Kay guys I'm back.
What'd I miss
>>702121005
The landlord will fuck it in the ass.
>>702121075
Nazing
>>702113156
Hello sir im from the zoning department. You have more than three unrelated people living in a house not zoned as multifamily dwelling, you do not meet the building codes nor fire saftey codes required. I am sorry but i have to post a "uninhabitable dwelling notice" and everyone must vacate. This mice sherrifs deputy here will arrest anyone who has not vacated in the next fifteen minutes.
>>702115296
YES! YES PLEASE!
>>702121104
I think he already has, would explain why the kangaroo is even here
>>702121167
>mice sherrifs deputy
It's just the mice trying to steal our house!
>>702121104
I'm gonna rock landlord's body
>>702113156
Hi guys can we all just watch Pewdiepie together *brofist*
Guys I'm gonna take a nap, do not disturb me
>>702121403
Quick send out the cats to deal with him.
Ok who the fuck dose this belong to
Go on own up who ever it is
>>702121610
I got our best cat on the job for this operation.
>>702121650
OP here, sorry, my fault
>>702121650
No one wants your dildo you faggot.
>>702121828
It ain't mine dumb fuck
>>702121822
No problem just wondering if I could borrow it
>>702121764
Not Chairman Meow?
>>702121966
OP again, yeah 4 sure, but don't know if your ass could go deeper as mine
>>702121650
Nyah ~ :3
>>702122004
The chairman personally chose General Bonkers for this. He will get the job done. This meower is seriously the Big Boss of cats.
>>702122277
You gotta be kitten me
With him in charge it will be a cat-astrophe
He's just not purr-fect for the job
>>702122192
You're not OP, I AM OP
>>702121966
Well it looks like something that you would have up your retarded ass.
>>702122401
Who admits there a faggot
Mean what a faggot for admitting it
Hey guys, I found this weird book under the couch.
>>702122461
And you know what my ass looks like how?
Hey you fucking landlord, come fight me in mydngeon.
>>702122535
What the hell is a book
>>702122705
It's paper with words on it. I can't read these ones though. Come to think of it I don't know how to read.
>>702122401
Wow I only drink semen too X3 <3
>>702122192
>>702122401
You two should fight to the death, the one left standing is op.
>>702122535
dont open that shit
Guys I just checked the mail and we have nothing but shutoff notices.
>>702123195
What the heck is all this?
>>702122613
Your ass is huge and you walk around without pants. It is difficult to not see your terrible ass.
>>702123306
U shud read it out
Who emptied out my pee pee and poo poo bottles.
>>702113156
Hey, Questlove's in tha house.
>>702123438
Where do I even start? It's a mess.
>>702123500
I got hungry
>>702123306
Is this faggot's fault >>702119186
>>702123506
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guys anon wont change the channel from steven universe can we evict him
>>702123640
Yeah, rick and morty is on in 10 minutes
>>702123640
Dead that.
>>702123802
Wrong universe dude
In this one in got cancelled
Open the fucking garage...
>>702123577
You say that...
"Doobopbop bowop bam bop".
Is this a joke?
>>702124122
I think it's supposed to be a anti joke of some kind
>>702124122
Oh shit i think you just killed Steve
I am ordering pizza.. What do you want guys?
>>702124122
AM THE SCATMAN
>>702124271
WELL DONT JUST STAND THERE
grab a knife and stab him just to to be sure
>>702124353
I already ordered another pineapple, don't worry about it.
>>702118758
Genuinely make me kek
>>702124426
GO.OUT U DUMNV FUCC
>>702124404
You do it pussy
>>702116132
Eh, he's not that bad on form for his size really.
This one has a naked lady on it.
>>702123927
Don't. That is where the fart elemental is trapped.
>>702114964
Lol he said mouse wtf
>>702116403
That is a cool looking creature... before they hacked it in half..
>>702124569
He look Steve is turning into that lady
>>702124530
I already stabbed jerry, Tom and Matt
You do it for once
>>702124828
I can't help turned into that naked lady in the book what do we do with her? She looks kinda creepy
>>702124973
Someone go ask her if she wants to move in.
>>702124973
Just leave her be I think we need to focus on that yellow guy, he keep claiming he's a meme
>>702125121
>>702125196
She just killed the yellow guy and turned him into a zombie what's going on?
>>702125350
I dunno man I'm just reading.
>>702125350
Fuck now she clogged the toilet
We need to do something
>>702125440
STOP READING IT LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO FIX THIS BEFORE SHE KILLS US ALL
>>702114506
you don't have to tell me what happened. just..eat these eggs.
ok guys DO NOT come into the basement!
Guys they did it again. Somebody left a bag of poop on the lawn.
>>702125556
Maybe I can summon this sword?
>>702125753
You think it will work? Give it a try
>>702125753
Stop trying to summon things to shove up your ass.
>>702118761
The zombie is killing anon's retarded brother
>>702125859
>>702125918
I only wanted the sword!
>>702126320
What the he'll did you do? Does he listen to you?
>>702126446
I don't know...
"Hey biggun, go kill female steve!"
>>702126550
No that's not Steve!
>>702126643
wtf you killed jeff
>>702126688
He's not listening!
Hold on I'll look in the book more.
>>702126792
don't tell him anything else before he kills us hurry up a figure this shit out
How about this guy? He looks pretty chill
>>702126974
is that.. is that a finger gun?
>>702127203
Hes just sitting on the couch pointing and not doing anything!
Whats up with the sky?
Uhhh.....You guys know what the hell happened outside?
>>702127401
feels like this has something to do with the finger gun guy. not Biden. the other one.
>>702127465
>Finger gun guy
Well shit. No wonder the outside smells like gunpowder and blood
Guys I'm real sorry about all this. I'll totally make it up to you
*Guy pictured shows up*
>>702127920
no chill. I liked him more when he was finger gunning.
Hey guys, find this chick in the basement. We're gonna go fuck in my room, see ya later.
>>702128249
Darn book is summoning things on its own!
>>702128249
wats rong wid her teeth?
>>702128249
Fuck
Yeah don't go outside guys. I really messed up big time.
Jesus Christ! There are people alive in here!
>>702128743
Just stay indoors and probably >>702128725
wont kill you.
Probably
Am I too late for the party?
Anyone else alive? I think I accidentally killed everything with that book...
>>702129615
I'm alive with my trusty revolver.