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ITT:
You all live in this house
I am the landlord.
Don't get kicked out
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>>702113156
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>>702113396
That's a warning, mister
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>>702113156
>I am the landlord.
>Don't get kicked out

Come down to the basement with me. I want to show you something.
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Guys, my sister's gonna stay with us for 3 days
She doesn't wear any clothes when she's inside the house, i hope you guys can understand her condition
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>>702113936
Yeah dude it's all good, just ehm give me 5 minutes with her and we can... discuss our differences
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>>702113936
Only if you share
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>>702113476
Come into the shower, my good sir.
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I am the new landlord if I roll dubs or trips
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>>702114252
Fuuuuuuck common /b/ros I was gonna allow every thing
1 more roll
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>>702113156
Spacer between garage doors...NOPE.
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>>702114327
I'll allow you these trips
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Lol that's a gay house any way I'll just leave :(
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>>702114024
>>702114146
Hi guys, i'm anon's sister. Nice to meet you
Can i come in?
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>>702113156
i would like to turn the house into a ram ranch
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>>702114506
no girls allowed
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>>702114506
Wow yeah come in
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>>702114506
Tits or GTFO
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>>702114600
Shut up closet faggot
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>>702114506
y-yes ok sure
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>>702114714
No one hiding in the closet here, friend
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>>702114506
Can i?
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>>702114506
Come join me in the shower babe
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>>702114506
If dubs post full frontal
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is it happening
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>>702114506
Yeah of course I also love fry day
Wanna play a game
Its called close your eyes and open your mouse
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I'm gonna cook, what do you wanna eat tonight, /b/ros?
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>>702114714
sorry we've voted to evict you from the house bye
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Someone tell the fucking Chinaman, that in the USA we flush the goddamn used toilet paper down the toilet, we dont put that shit napkin in the garbage can!
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>>702113396
Goddamnit, Gus, you're making us look bad!
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>>702114973
I already ordered us some pineapple pizzas.
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>>702114973
Anon sister ass :>)
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>>702113936
Once she blows everyone in the house, she's cool with me.....
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Hey guys I am on welfare and only have trips and dubs can I join
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>>702115033
Get out of the house, you weirdo
>>702115037
Ok... That'll be difficult to cook
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>>702115180
Let's go with a classic - chicken tendies
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HOUSE-ELF BUKKAKE !
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>>702115163
Failed
That's how you roll dubs
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What's the max capacity of this residence? I'm sure the fire marshal wouldn't be too happy about all of us being packed in here like Mexicans. 75% of you don't shower and the grease provides an extra fire hazard as well.
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Alright guys, i'm ready
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Please don't move my doll.
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>>702115366
If you want us to shower so bad then pay the water bill
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>>702115366
There are 7 people posting here so
Yeah I will just leave anon sister sucks at sucking
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>>702115414
Hnnggggggg
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>>702115414
To kill yourself?
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>>702115414
>>702115509
Samefag
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>>702115429
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Don't go in to the basement
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Guys the pizzas here.
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>>702115657
NNNOOOOOO MAKE PIZZA GREAT AGAIN
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>>702113156
damm that yogurt that was on the freezer is delicious.
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Our time has come.
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>>702115758
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>>702115610
Put in poopie
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>>702115720
No no no don't drink it, I jizzed off in there!
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>>702115414
just dont face me and we are ok.
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I made some dinner
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>>702114506
Aww hell no, fuck this tell me when she leaves.
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>>702115298
Nah m8, THIS is what dubs look like
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What's for breakfast bitches? Who brewed this weak ass coffee? Does anyone work today? If not whose throwing down on the bottle?
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>>702115917
Like this man
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>>702115758
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Join.
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Hey guys landlord called and said he's coming to check in 10 posts roll dubs so we don't get kicked out
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>>702115982
Do you know where the TV remote is?
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>>702115966
Sorry man, the coffee's my fault. You know I'm shit at making coffee.
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>>702116039
He has it.
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damm at least the chocolate was good i guess.
>>702115857
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No one touch my sword collection.
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>>702116021
Quick hide anon sister and that doll and the weed and Tanny scat porn
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>>702116097
Will you give me the remote please?
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>>702116064
This is why we need an espresso machine. I'll forgive you this time buddy; )
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Someone lost their meds?
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>>702116155
You saved us anon
You get anon sister for a whole day
Enjoy
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72 posts and not a single brutal killing, we achieved nirvana or something?
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Oh shit
Wat do guys?
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>>702116274
Neat. I just wanted to watch TV
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>>702116301
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>>702116210
Thanks man.
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>>702116378
>>702116378
>>702116378
Shit roll dubs quick
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>>702116378
hide anons sis.
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>>702115429
WTF is that?!
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>>702116500
Oh thank god!
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>>702116529
a golly wog fam how haven't you heard of them?
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>>702116511
>>702116500
Dubs in raw nice /b/ro
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>>702116500
kek
>>702116529
Yeah just don't touch it and you'll be fine.
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>>702116500
are you high or something anon you have some right there
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>>702116577
Never heard of that shit
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>>702116403
Thats a big oyster
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Wow is that a get thread?
Roll
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>>702116633
>>702116600
>>702116511
>>702116500
its not defcon guys just the fbi damm
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Guys, is it okay if i set up a weed farm in my room?
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>>702116378
MICROWAVE EVERYTHING
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>>702116701
Damn want another one ?
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is it ok of I have a gay german scat party?
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>>702116744
Maybe later, FBI was just here.
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Um.... Uh.... I... I don't have your money today anon. I'm sorry, but perhaps I can provide another form of payment~
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I own this house now!
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POLICE.

Open up faggots. I got an anonymous tip y'all hidin' illegal dubs in there. 5 seconds to comply.
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>>702116378
EVERYONE HIDE THE FUCKING CP
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>>702116744
We already have that make wine in barrels in the basement and ignore anon sister we feed her in like 12 hours so
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>>702116850
Okay. If it works, free weed for everyone!
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>>702116906
Dubs? We would never keep those here!
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>>702116906
I dindu nuffin
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>>702113156
You are not the landlord op, you are the fag lord.
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>>702116906
We have nothing man check my singles
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>>702116943
is it ok if i start up my methlab in the bathroom? gonna need some flu tablets
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>>702117066
BURGLAR
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>>702117066
We don't know him sir he's. An intruder
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>>702117106
Can't you just put in the shed?
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>>702117106
We can share it for creating various drugs, mdma and dmt as well
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No officer don't arrest us we even deny niggers comon
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(farts)
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>>702116112
Nooo, I pooped inside too!
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Hey, does anyone know how to make a 4chan account?
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>>702117066
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Whew officer left thank god
Time to get my dubs out
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>>702116039
Op's dog ate it barf it up then ate it again
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Hello mr landlord, uh... some of my "sisters" are coming over today. I hope that's okay :3
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>>702116760
Even the microwave?
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>>702117577
Dubs says so. Who wants to go buy the replacement?
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This could actually be damn funny :D
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Yo guys I can't pay rent this month or buy groceries but I'll let you all fuck Steve. Bend over Steve.
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>>702117746
Nobody likes Steve.
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>>702117746
Guys, anon' sister said she wanted to play some games with us
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>>702117746
No one wants to fuck your mom.
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>>702117746
Screw you Steve
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>>702117224
that could work, of course we need a dindu to get the supplies for us. other than that we're ready to go
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>>702117855
What kind of game?
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>>702117855
What like Monopoly?
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>>702117921
i was thinking something more on the lines of roblox but whatever dude monopoly could work
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>>702117934
JENGAA
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>>702118040
Alright lets play some jenga, boys
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Imma sneak in Patrick's room and jerk off in his Jordans.
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>>702113156
https://youtu.be/SGx3IA7oXho
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>>702117919
We would need to set up strict rules and hard punishments, that's it
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>>702118175
Man you know how much Patrick loves his Jordans. You might regret it.
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???!!!!
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>>702113156

Landlord, Landlord,

Where you at?

I'm hiding in the bushes with a baseball bat.
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>>702118251
Imma tell him
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>>702118175
Lmao, take a pic and send it to hia mom
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>>702118307
Sorry old Lady but this house now belongs to /b/
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Landlord is coming o shit
> of the next 10 posts have dubs we go homeless
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>>702118307
Get out of our house.
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>>702115180
Don't worry I changed the order to 300% extra mushroom pizzas and maxed out everyone's credit card to pay for them all
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>>702116403
What the fuck, is that a whale shark?
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This cuck named Jared that we all know from college just let himself in, starts watching TV with us and shooting the shit.

What do fam?
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I always wanted to go homeless
Roll
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>>702118310
Behind you and not wearing pants.
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>>702113156
I can't get kicked out if I kill myself first
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OH SHIT GUYS THE FUCKING LANDLORD IS HERE

I'M GOING OUT THE BACK DOOR, I'LL BE BACK LATER

REMEMBER, YOU. NEVER. SAW. ME.
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>>702118516
To us yes
But u can just keep calling her mum
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>>702118413
Oh really nigger?
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>>702118489
You don't deserve anything in this life
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Guys im about to drop some acid so please dont do anything to freak me out
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>>702115429
>welcome to Detroit
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My brother with severe autism is moving in with us and he needs his own safety room for outbursts
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>>702118653
May the force be with you, anon
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>>702118675
And you deserve 1000% mushroom pizzas for lunch everyday
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>>702118655
NIGGGGGEEEERRRR
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>>702118613
Then your ghost gets kicked out
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if dubs i am new landlord

if not landlord noticed massive hole in wall that i tried to fill with playdoh
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>>702118720
BOO
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Hey OP, I think you've got the wrong house.
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>>702118807
I'm sure he won't mind.
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>>702118655
Why y'all posting we got kicked and landlord raped anon sister
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>>702118653
I took a pic of you and send it to the landlord.
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>>702118720
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>>702118928
His was the last post. It's fine. However if you want to leave the opening where a door should be is right over there.
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>>702118761
Hey, that looks just like my room!
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>>702119031
K
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Post your rooms niggers
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>>702118223
I'm not clicking that shit
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>>702119130
I sleep on the couch.
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>>702119130
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>>702118941
Fuck you Harold, he paid half the rent here. Good thing the photo came out blurred.

All in favor of kicking out the guys who almost evicted PigRider?
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>>702119130
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>>702119235
Shrooms still haven't worn off yet eh?
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>>702118802
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>>702119130
ignore my brother
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Is anyone going to do anything about the kangaroo in the bush
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>>702119540
I aint touchin it.
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Where'd that one guys sister go?
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>>702119221
That faggot thought that he could pay the rent with Monopoly money. PigRider and his faggot pig should be made into bacon.
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>>702119808
She's on the basement
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>>702119307
Or maybe you should not be in my room while high on shrooms.
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>>702119907
Na, i brought her upstairs. She's under my bed now
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>>702119622
Don't need you to touch it
Look take this gun, and kill it
I put a fresh magazine in it so all is good
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>>702120020
Easy bro, we're all friends
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>>702120020
I guess I'll go take care of the kangaroo problem. Wish me luck.
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WHAT ARE YOU NIGGERS DOING IN MY SWAMP
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OHHHHHHH fuck TIME FOR weed, nudity and BONGOS
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>>702120014
Yeah, in bloody chunks
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>>702120363
I told you not to go into my room...
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>>702120296
Your swamp?

I think you mean our swamp
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>>702120526
A talking donkey. Well I never
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>>702120251
You're not gonna do anything, nigger
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>>702120710
On second thought maybe they'll keep burglars away.
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>>702120833
If we train him he may even attack the land lord for us
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Kay guys I'm back.
What'd I miss
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>>702121005
The landlord will fuck it in the ass.
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>>702121075
Nazing
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>>702113156
Hello sir im from the zoning department. You have more than three unrelated people living in a house not zoned as multifamily dwelling, you do not meet the building codes nor fire saftey codes required. I am sorry but i have to post a "uninhabitable dwelling notice" and everyone must vacate. This mice sherrifs deputy here will arrest anyone who has not vacated in the next fifteen minutes.
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>>702115296
YES! YES PLEASE!
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>>702121104
I think he already has, would explain why the kangaroo is even here
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>>702121167
>mice sherrifs deputy

It's just the mice trying to steal our house!
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>>702121104
I'm gonna rock landlord's body
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>>702113156
Hi guys can we all just watch Pewdiepie together *brofist*
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>>702121440
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Guys I'm gonna take a nap, do not disturb me
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>>702121403
Quick send out the cats to deal with him.
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Ok who the fuck dose this belong to
Go on own up who ever it is
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>>702121610
I got our best cat on the job for this operation.
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>>702121650
OP here, sorry, my fault
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>>702121650
No one wants your dildo you faggot.
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>>702121828
It ain't mine dumb fuck
>>702121822
No problem just wondering if I could borrow it
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>>702121764
Not Chairman Meow?
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>>702121966
OP again, yeah 4 sure, but don't know if your ass could go deeper as mine
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>>702121650
Nyah ~ :3
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>>702122004
The chairman personally chose General Bonkers for this. He will get the job done. This meower is seriously the Big Boss of cats.
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>>702122277
You gotta be kitten me
With him in charge it will be a cat-astrophe
He's just not purr-fect for the job
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>>702122192
You're not OP, I AM OP
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>>702121966
Well it looks like something that you would have up your retarded ass.
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>>702122401
Who admits there a faggot
Mean what a faggot for admitting it
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Hey guys, I found this weird book under the couch.
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>>702122461
And you know what my ass looks like how?
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Hey you fucking landlord, come fight me in mydngeon.
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>>702122535
What the hell is a book
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>>702122705
It's paper with words on it. I can't read these ones though. Come to think of it I don't know how to read.
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>>702122401
Wow I only drink semen too X3 <3
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>>702122192
>>702122401
You two should fight to the death, the one left standing is op.
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>>702122535
dont open that shit
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Guys I just checked the mail and we have nothing but shutoff notices.
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>>702123195
What the heck is all this?
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>>702122613
Your ass is huge and you walk around without pants. It is difficult to not see your terrible ass.
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>>702123306
U shud read it out
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Who emptied out my pee pee and poo poo bottles.
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>>702113156
Hey, Questlove's in tha house.
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>>702123438
Where do I even start? It's a mess.
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>>702123500
I got hungry
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>>702123306
Is this faggot's fault >>702119186
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>>702123506
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Guys anon wont change the channel from steven universe can we evict him
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>>702123640
Yeah, rick and morty is on in 10 minutes
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>>702123640
Dead that.
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>>702123802
Wrong universe dude
In this one in got cancelled
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Open the fucking garage...
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>>702123577
You say that...
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"Doobopbop bowop bam bop".

Is this a joke?
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>>702124122
I think it's supposed to be a anti joke of some kind
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>>702124122
Oh shit i think you just killed Steve
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I am ordering pizza.. What do you want guys?
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>>702124122
AM THE SCATMAN
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>>702124271
WELL DONT JUST STAND THERE
grab a knife and stab him just to to be sure
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>>702124353
I already ordered another pineapple, don't worry about it.
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>>702118758
Genuinely make me kek
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>>702124426
GO.OUT U DUMNV FUCC
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>>702124404
You do it pussy
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>>702116132
Eh, he's not that bad on form for his size really.
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This one has a naked lady on it.
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>>702123927
Don't. That is where the fart elemental is trapped.
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>>702114964
Lol he said mouse wtf
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>>702116403
That is a cool looking creature... before they hacked it in half..
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>>702124569
He look Steve is turning into that lady
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>>702124530
I already stabbed jerry, Tom and Matt
You do it for once
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>>702124828
I can't help turned into that naked lady in the book what do we do with her? She looks kinda creepy
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>>702124973
Someone go ask her if she wants to move in.
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>>702124973
Just leave her be I think we need to focus on that yellow guy, he keep claiming he's a meme
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>>702125121
>>702125196
She just killed the yellow guy and turned him into a zombie what's going on?
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>>702125350
I dunno man I'm just reading.
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>>702125350
Fuck now she clogged the toilet

We need to do something
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>>702125440
STOP READING IT LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO FIX THIS BEFORE SHE KILLS US ALL
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>>702114506

you don't have to tell me what happened. just..eat these eggs.
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ok guys DO NOT come into the basement!
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Guys they did it again. Somebody left a bag of poop on the lawn.
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>>702125556
Maybe I can summon this sword?
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>>702125753
You think it will work? Give it a try
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>>702125753
Stop trying to summon things to shove up your ass.
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>>702118761
The zombie is killing anon's retarded brother
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>>702125859
>>702125918

I only wanted the sword!
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>>702126320
What the he'll did you do? Does he listen to you?
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>>702126446
I don't know...

"Hey biggun, go kill female steve!"
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>>702126550
No that's not Steve!
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>>702126643
wtf you killed jeff
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>>702126688
He's not listening!

Hold on I'll look in the book more.
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>>702126792
don't tell him anything else before he kills us hurry up a figure this shit out
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How about this guy? He looks pretty chill
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>>702126974
is that.. is that a finger gun?
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>>702127203
Hes just sitting on the couch pointing and not doing anything!
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Whats up with the sky?
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Uhhh.....You guys know what the hell happened outside?
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>>702127401
feels like this has something to do with the finger gun guy. not Biden. the other one.
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>>702127465
>Finger gun guy
Well shit. No wonder the outside smells like gunpowder and blood
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Guys I'm real sorry about all this. I'll totally make it up to you

*Guy pictured shows up*
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>>702127920
no chill. I liked him more when he was finger gunning.
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Hey guys, find this chick in the basement. We're gonna go fuck in my room, see ya later.
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>>702128249
Darn book is summoning things on its own!
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>>702128249
wats rong wid her teeth?
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>>702128249
Fuck
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Yeah don't go outside guys. I really messed up big time.
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Jesus Christ! There are people alive in here!
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>>702128743
Just stay indoors and probably >>702128725
wont kill you.
Probably
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Am I too late for the party?
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Anyone else alive? I think I accidentally killed everything with that book...
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>>702129615
I'm alive with my trusty revolver.
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