cut off her head
bring it home
let the ants and flys clean it
finish with peroxide yourself
have trophy skull
I don't believe OP but looks more like dirt in the picture
there's fucking sand patches everywhere you blind fuck. pretty much everything that's not green on there is sand apart from the water
I imagine he did this in the early hours AM on a camera with no GPS tracking to put him at the scene, then waited to get home and jump behind over 9000 proxies before posting his murder pic...thats what i would do at least.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Never thought I'd see this shit again, if you're oldfags cool, if you're newfags who actually went through the history of shit and lurked and lurked than good on ya, wish there were more fucked up/hilarious threads like this. Seeing Twinkie house in a dead body thread reminds me of the good times, although the back in my day we had real corpses.
oh wow look, clean beach sand 2+ kilometers from an actual beach
Put a shoe on her face to prove yourself.
posting in a possible historic thread
that is literally what he said you fucking imbecile
>walks down to reservoir
>stumbling around woods
>clearing in the trees with...what's this? Sand?
>turns around to run and slams into cops chest
>arrested for murder
>OP watches calmly in the woods a hundred yards away
>licks Cheetoh dust from fingers
>"who's the faggot now?"
>back in my dad
You are a candyass roodypoo who can't even fucking 7.
/b/ was never good.
Okay man, just in case
I JUST CHOPPED MY DICK'S TIP OFF AND MAILED IT TO THE FBI
HAHAHAHA YOU BETTER RUN OP I TIPPED THE FBI
not posting the superior version.
You mean they can't instantaneously take photos of virtually every corner of the earth?
I would defend myself but I must obey the trips.
>yfw this is actually possible in america because police and lie and trick you into confessing
>mfw police cant even honeypot you here in sweden and shooting someone is actually a last resort and they wont pump you full of lead when they do shoot
> Yeh, but there have been more than a few genuine murders posted here. Summon the fbi.
>Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)09:56:36 No.702106399▶
> shut up you little shit.
>Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)09:56:35 No.702106400▶
> wtf, you misogynist pig ? How dare you call xer like this, without knowing xer pronouns...
> I'm so mad right now...
>Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)09:56:54 No.702106423▶
Fake and gay. This is the area of Yellowstone that some douchbag wrote an artical about a few weeks ago about an area of the US where technically no one has jurisdiction.
Its just a bitch in the sand. OP needs to learn to golf better.
>not a police state
>no corporate monopolies/oligarchies
only problem we have are the immigrants but it's being worked
long + lat comes up with an area of desert off highway 26.
Kek do you need glasses?
The only thingbthat happened was OP posting a pic of a dead chick and giving some coordinates. Nothing legendary at all. Would be legendary if someone checked it out and found her or if we'd get some other sort of confirmation but atm this is about the same as a fat neckbeard posing as a girl. Fucking newfag.
IDF Intelligence special forces are on it.
cooperating with the FBI
A dead nigger is always a welcome sight.
What a terrible way to dispose of a dead body, fucking amateur. Everyone knows you gotta remove the teeth, sever and burn the head and hands, then dump anchored body into salt water. When will you newfags learn?
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
He's wearin it in honor of Elon Muck and Space-X blowing up another rocket on the pad at 8:30 AM this morning in Florida. (The rocket had an $18M Israeli Communications Satellite on board when it exploded this morning - But it was insured for 3x the cost - Jews win again!!)
>mfw there isn't actually a 3d loli thread
Checkpoint charlie DDR border patrol monitoring this thread comrades.
OMG GUYS IM HERE, I SEE SOME GUY IN THE BUSHES JACKING OFF, A GUY STANDING NEXT TO THE BODY AND COPS JUST GOT HERE
Sharpie Pens in her nostrils and a 18" long rubber jelly cawk toy across her chest.
>rolls a 444 to seal the deal
>444 to seal the deal
>seal the deal
Wtf is going on here. I just got to the location, theres cops arresting some guy thats jumping up and down yelling and screaming shit, some guy in the bushes, hes gotta be 300 lbs and theres some guy at the body.
>Op posts picture of alleged dead girl laying on sand
>Everyone in thread checks coords to see there's no sand there
>They call bullshit on op
Guys, I'm no detective, but I'm pretty sure you can move a dead body to the coordinates AFTER you take a picture of it laying somewhere else
At least take her purse and see if it has any cash or debit cards in it! When done toss into the dumpster inna bag behind the McDonalds Burger place never to be seen again..... ()pic un-related, just some fuggly nigger tits)
Guys I just got to the coordinance, theres a bunch of cops here, some nu-male looking faggot periscoping, a 300 lb guy in the bushes jacking off, cops are beating down some guy that looks like carrot top screaming at the top of his lungs, some guy is standing at the body on his phone and yeah, there is a body here.
guys what the fuck I was lying on my back watching stars when suddenly 3 mentally challenged people started playing hide and seek. I think one of them is jacking off and now cops are here as well what do?
Wtf, just arrived at the location, cops are burring some guy, a 300 lb guy is eating his own cum, and some other guy live streaming his own suicide and someone making love with a dead body.
hey guys, i'm back, Sorry it was longer than 5 mins, Turns out nothing is there, felt so scary walking out there didn't know what to expect, but anyway yeah, fucking weird start to my day
K guys this is whats happening
>I just got here
>Theres 2 faggots livestreaming on periscope, both look like beta cuck faggots wearing hillary t-shirts
>Some huge 300 lb guy in the bushes appears to be having a seizure
>Cops stuck some guy that looks like a clown in their cop car
>Cops headed down to a guy thats standing next to what appears to be the body.
Okay just got there, holy shit this looks scary
>2 cops arresting a guy 25 meters from the body
>the fucking body
>a kid of like, 15, couldnt see him well, hiding in the bushes
Im getting the fuck out of here
>Speaking as a geology major
WHY in the fuck would you speak 'as' one if you aren't shit, you neckbearded faggot?
I AM THE ONE AND ONLY GEOLOGY EXPERT HERE, and patches of sand can appear ANYWHERE