I don't need to justify myself for liking a certain type of men other another.
With my reputation, I'm surprised you care so much.
Because you're a big fat M E A N I E about it
I don't need to justify myself for acting a certain way other another.
Your booty is gross, git away from me wit dat.
Excellent. Who wants to get on a man-of-war with me and pillage Spanish vessels?
It depends on the surrounding social/consumptive context. On a birthday, of course, cake is necessary, but certain meals demand certain desserts as their proper complement.
>Not only will you never get "Booty" but you also will never get "
she's the maid who made really good lemon meringue pies right?
Cakes are largely boring. Minimal variation, same basic ingredients.
Pies on the other hand. Pies have so many possibilities.
>Cakes are largely boring. Minimal variation, same basic ingredients.
you actually what
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BONER IN MY PANTS.
TELL ME FAGGOTS
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO MY MIND.
I dont do either because there isnt a point since I dont get laid.
Ur nerdy af
we need more people this place is dead man admit it
Showers. But if you want to take a bath, shower before hand.
You should also not be a poor food stampie and have a separate shower and bath just for this reason.
Are you going to impart some culinary knowledge I'm not aware of?
Just before class I rushed across campus because someone said they had a melee setup in the game room, just to play for 20 minutes before rushing back to get to class on time
so yeah, point granted
it's dead at dead hours, it's not so dead at not so dead hours
but also dead is better than shit
I'm just wondering how you think, I don't know, cloudberry cake, ice cream cake, and lava cake are more or less the same thing.
>Try to keep an open mind~
Absolutely not. Newfags are guilty of being shit until proven otherwise.
I cant play melee/smash anymore unless im drinking. Its so boring these days.
If it's boring it's because either you're not good or you're not playing anyone good
Why? Its not going to impress anyone and its a half hour work I dont care to invest in for nothing.
i'd rather have someone who went without a name for a while and then got ns from one of us
Time for work, toodles~
I didn't say that. I was more commenting on the relative number of permutations pies can take when compared to cakes. Cakes have a few categories that largely follow the same basic foundation. Pies have a very simple definition that allows them to take many forms.
A lot of ice cream cake for example, isn't even cake! There sometimes won't even be a single ounce of bread. Lava cakes are some weird concoction, that's basically cheating if you want to consider them cake.
Of course I do, all the weird people have it.
the shitters are here because people like yourself are too generous and welcoming. What happened to relentlessly cruel and toxic?
That just seems to me like an overly technical use of the word cake contrasted with an underspecified use of the word pie.
Melee is boring, you get four characters to play nd its the same shit every match.
you missed out on so much important info
Nigga I rotated through 6 characters just playing before class and that was against a guy who played an entirely different one, and even so there's more depth in fox dittos than in 90% of fighting games.
I've been busy though! what did I miss?
haha! how did that get there?
Love your taints. don't stab em
Tender taint loving.
I haven't heard that in a minute
Welcome back. If I was around I would have cared
Have you though?
i think being banned is just a normal thing and nobody cares, if i'm not mistaken
tbh if an asshole isn't clean enough to lick it's not clean enough to fuck
A cursed world of Apathy.
The only two that are interesting are fox and marth. Eventually winning all the time gets boring. Melee is boring.
>winning all the time gets boring
Like I said, you're not playing anyone good. I do totally agree with that.
The characters have gotten stale too. Fox is okay, but I main'd marth and fishing for just the tip and chaingrabs gets "meh" after forever.
yes but winning with jiggs is a challenge
cause the only kill moves she got are rest and upsmash. maaaybe dair
Why would you play jigglynigger?
>excited about running around with battle rifles and incredibly over powered russian revolvers
>its all full-retard guns
oh you're talking about the mechanics
>chaingrabs get meh
do you only play on FD?
Hello? What is backair -> edgeguard? What is fsmash? What is fucking dash attack?
Puff kills via edgeguarding. And she beats all but two, maybe 3 characters.
Why do they have battle rifles in ww1
are nuggets and other bolt action rifles not considered to be battle rifles?
No I think technically "battle rifle" is a select fire rifle with a full size cartridge, or at least semi auto
ok fair enough
have you not noticed that like all the characters are black though
that's sort of telling that maybe jiggs isn't for you
but edgeguarding is important in general
that's stupid, you're missing a ton of the depth without platform stages
battlefield, yoshis, DL at least
well that'd be vaguely correct for the ottomans but they've got hella niggers on the english and german factions too (although even ottomans are whiter than arabs, generally speaking)
well jiggs works for me in smash4 and brawl. i'm gonna start playing melee more as soon as i bring my gamecube from home to the dorm
i suppose. i just can't do it.
All platforms do is encourage people to jump away from you delaying the game.
thats the definition of a Assualt Rifle in accordance to the ATF
>Battle rifle is a term used to describe a military service rifle that fires a full-power rifle cartridge, such as 7.62×51mm NATO or 7.62×54mmR.
>smash4 and brawl
gross, but also jiggs sucks in brawl so it's odd that you're better at her there
melee is literally the game she's best in by a huge margin
Marth has a fuckhuge sword. Upair and uptilt covers every platform in the game, and fair covers the spaces between them.
I know you pulled that directly off of wikipedia so keep reading
>The designation of battle rifle is usually given to post-World War II select fire infantry rifles such as the FN FAL, the M14, BM59 and the H&K G3. This term also describes older military full-powered semi-automatic rifles such as the M1 Garand, the MAS-49 and the FN-49.
>Chasing people around the map
would you consider the BAR to be a battle rifle?
So choose a stage that's not big enough to run away on. You can't play runaway on yoshi's and if somehow someone's doing that successfully against you as marth, you actually suck. Ditto pokemon stadium.
I dont like yoshie's purely because it looks ugly.
Fountain of dreams is probably the only good platform stage since its small (stopping delays) and the platforms move position.
I think what they used in WW1 were quite literally battle rifles, and anything resembling them afterwards of WW2 were put into the same class due to cartridge sizes.
I dont believe the BAR had the capability to be belt fed. idk though.
>literally RNG platform movement
god I hate your melee opinions so bad
Wikipedia considers the BAR an LMG and a battle rifle. It doesn't consider nuggets a battle rifle and I really wouldn't.
my jimmies are rustled
>he doesn't like the Iron Chancellor's army
BLOOD AND IRON
Charlie Chaplin is the GOAT actor
when you attack someone, you inturn make them either defensive, or they can counter attack, you bleeding cunt.
Well it dont matter since I find the game boring and dont play it anymore.
S A L T
Because you only play people who suck.
Got to run to class, ttyl
>not romanticizing it regardless
are you even trying?
mods arent asleep mate, be careful with those pics