Dick rate thread! I'll start. Rate me /b/.
Wow thanks! :) Glad you like it. Here's one more to get the thread going.
there's absolutely no way it would fit in my pussy
your dick is as useful as pic related
something, something, there's no girls on the internet...
yeah but there's no way you could fuck me like a jackhammer, you'd only be able to go slow
are you a sensual lover?
Ignore the background shit , sleeping in the spare room
I think good sex always swings between sensuality and animalism so yes and no to your question.
It takes a bit of getting used to especially if you are not really into cervix stimulation or if you don't get turned on by a little bit of pain.
I currently have this fuck buddy that we have amazing sex with and she loves it when I jackhammer the fuck out of her pussy so it depends on your anatomy and how you like getting fucked I suppose, but experience shows I can probably fuck you like a jackhammer if you don't pass out on me :P
For this pretend girl and whoever else is interested and/or interesting my kik is tricde. (OP here btw.)
I have to go to work so I abandon thread so here's one last one for now.
Haven't shaved in a while. Gf doesn't like it lol. 7.4 length 5.3 girth.
Same measurements as me, yours is nice 8/10
these threads are so dumb, no one in here is real, there aren't ever any time stamps and it also means the average dick size is way up unless its just fags who like big cocks that are posting
Monster !! How big ???
Would love to pleasure her too
Mine ? Rate ? Want more ?
8.5/10 nice girth, how much is it?
7/10 would be more with a bit more length
mine is 100% real
6'5 x 6'5 a perfect cube !!!
Yours quite big !!
>no one in here is real, there aren't ever any time stamps
These threads blow my mind because it's like, who are you posting these for? Out of everyone here I'm willing to bet there's two other chicks besides me so it's basically a bunch of dudes whipping their dicks out.
That being said, thanks for the references. Needed some different cock shapes for the porn I'm writing.
If another woman told you you had a nice ass (and you're not into women), would you not just take the compliment?
I mean I guess, but it would be weird.
holy shit for a second i thought your cock was upside down like naturally and i felt really bad for you
shrug/10, not bad
Not the anon you have responded to, but I know that feel. The whore that took my virginity ages ago later said that I was not satisfying size-wise, and I still have not recovered
haha cool now rate mine
if she's a whore why let anything that bitch says affect you?
I think it's fake in some way, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
haha sure here
wow fucking rude i dont go around saying people's cocks are fake
That doesn't look real either, I'm just not feline it.
another one as i see no one is rating expect of >>702108684
>if she's a whore why let anything that bitch says affect you?
To be honest, I was always insecure about my looks and my dick, and after that event nothing was the same again. Any advice?
haha okay but it was taken through a filter
it's time to stop
fix the things about yourself that youre self conscious of i guess, i don't know, i couldn't hate myself any more if i tried so im not really the best to ask
it was time to stop before we even began
no i dont think you understand that WAS my pic
haha hell no why the fuck would i show some stranger on the internet my puss that sounds like a terrible idea but here's a pic of my ULTRA MEGA DONGER UNGH YEAH
I sadly don't have a dumb play-on-words reply for that.
well then you've failed, put your clothes back on
exactly, so why would i waste my time getting undressed, setting up a proper shot, and posting it when i'll never even know who the fuck im sending it to. also bruh you dont even know what i look like trust me im not your type. request something else that isnt lewd and maybe i'll deliver.
it's a cock alright. listen as long as it isn't tiny or lumpy or some other fucking abomination i guarantee your cock is probably fine, 99% of the ones here are perfectly okay
Already on it but running into some issues.
yeh, i rated a few but honestly i just sort of showed up to fuck around and get cock refs for my work
yeah i ran into some problems the other day too but ya gotta do the ol' tuck-up-into-the-wasteband trick or just walk around like i do with my cock all out
writing! and i have mental blindness so sometimes i have to go and look for refs, and i prefer coming here because the cocks are natural and not all weird and huge like in porn-
wait fuck actually hes right
does this count or
Normal size but fat. I wouldn't even consider this an average cock of the thickness. You know an average one when you see it and here are the ones I think are just plain average
You're sure this won't cause any legal issues, right?
haha well that depends on what subject we're talking about. english i can get real deep but math and history not so much
haha see on my bubbler it says 'surrender the booty' and i pulled my pants down a little GET IT? thanks i'm actually very funny
nah you're fine just stay away from public schools. has anyone ever taken a marker and connected your freckles before?
Dad dick coming through.
Skype - [email protected]
If someone did that we'd learn the secrets of the universe, which would make things boring.
hi Dad dick, I'm Da- wait
tie your computer down quick before it grows wings
oohh, haha, look im fingering my ass for you~~~~
i mean to an extent?? but like, if youre packing a fucking SuperMegaUltraDonger that's like ten inches youre gonna have problems, and the same goes for a baby mushroom. i dunno i think shape matters more tbh, like if your dick looks like a comma and youre giving her the ol' pap smear scrape with it then thats a problem too
see this guy gets it
not sure mine belongs in this thread. honest rate please
im not sure what concerns me more, the fact that you can do that or the fact that you KNOW you can do that
dick/10, that's a dick all right
sure you can, you just have to really try
>tie your computer down quick before it grows wings
be honest, would you be disappointed if an attractive, 6ft tall guy took off his pants and he was only 5"?
haha AH! i started to but my friend jumped in!!!!!!! hes so crAZy!!!!1!
nnnnooo?? i guess not. i dont really have a good concept of length tho. but i mean ive been with dudes with giant dicks and others with small ones and the small ones were usually better just because the guy attached had to work harder, or felt like he had to. i mean yeah, i like big mega dongs as much as any other guy but i guess what im saying is if youre charming and nice i'll probably like you either way. but thats just me so
i am literally not even five feet tall all of you are giants compared to me it makes no difference
i cant draw one now but i can show you one i did a while ago when i had SAI, hang on
"Half the women"
And I bet they have no idea what an average penis looks like and there comparing your dick to other guys they fucked and that's why they claim it's "small" but in reality it's average as can be.
Do yourself a favor and don't fuck sluts
cool, you ain't shallow
>the guy attached had to work harder
this is why i mastered the art of cunnilingus, out of compensation ;-)
yeah i'll admit those that said i was small weren't the type you'd take home to meet your mother
oh god please dont use emojis when youre talking about eating the pussy
oh alright fine youre just lucky i didnt have chicken fingers in my freezer or lady finger cookies or another human who's fingers i could put in my mouth or something
yeah i whack my willy to it all the time
i dont like this
Because most of them are reposting pics of cocks much bigger than their tiny little dinkies.