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Dick rate thread! I'll start. Rate me /b/.
>>702094787
10/10
>>702094842
Wow thanks! :) Glad you like it. Here's one more to get the thread going.
>>702095039
Would you let me smell it?
>>702095502
hahahahaha. Ye it smells of soap and feromones
>>702094787
>>702095039
>>702095356
Perfect dicks tbh
10/10
>>702095356
9/10
Op - 9/10
Rate?
>>702094787
0/10
there's absolutely no way it would fit in my pussy
your dick is as useful as pic related
>>702097544
And here we can see an anon trying to act like a girl because he has a small dick and is super jealous of OP.
>>702097544
I can live with that. There are plenty of girls that cum like crazy on it :)
The saying "it's not the size of the boat.." works on both directions of size you know ;)
>>702094787
9/10
>>702097266
6/10
>>702097646
something, something, there's no girls on the internet...
>>702097688
yeah but there's no way you could fuck me like a jackhammer, you'd only be able to go slow
are you a sensual lover?
>>702095356
yep...
>>702094787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo
>>702097544
>mfw when I will never satisfy a girl like that with my 6.5 incher
:(
Ignore the background shit , sleeping in the spare room
>>702098408
6.5" is perfectly average, if you know how to use your dick then you will definitely satisfy a woman
>>702097688
I think good sex always swings between sensuality and animalism so yes and no to your question.
It takes a bit of getting used to especially if you are not really into cervix stimulation or if you don't get turned on by a little bit of pain.
I currently have this fuck buddy that we have amazing sex with and she loves it when I jackhammer the fuck out of her pussy so it depends on your anatomy and how you like getting fucked I suppose, but experience shows I can probably fuck you like a jackhammer if you don't pass out on me :P
>>702098500
But not the women with the fat bootys. My dick just feels lost in there.
I wish I had a dick like OP. He must feel so powerful :(
>>702098502
This was a reply to this
>>702097959
>>702098552
height and weight has nothing to do with how big a chicks pussy is
>>702098655
Uhm no, but if she got a big booty you need to have more lenght if you do any other position than missionary.
And when she rides your dick will flop out
>>702094787
Fuck off faggot Stop posting these threads
Kill yourself
>>702097266
>>702098478
mutilated jew dicks
>>702098758
fat cock, fat person
>>702098860
Is that literally the only thing that popped into your head when you got onto this thread?
"Aw yeah there's a definite chance of circumcision but I'm gonna bitch anyways"
>>702098860
I take it you have a chode?
rate it
>>702099027
It's not yours
>>702099027
I prefer this one>>702098208
>>702095356
>>702095039
>>702094787
wow, now those are perfect. i'm literally feeling how my mouth is watering. maybe it's just me but those would look great inside me
>>702099004
u mad because your parents mutilated your tiny dick without your consent?
>>702099004
I love how he says this on two honestly pretty great dicks
>>702097959
For this pretend girl and whoever else is interested and/or interesting my kik is tricde. (OP here btw.)
I have to go to work so I abandon thread so here's one last one for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo
>>702099304
>pretend girl
ok then no add
>>702099027
>>702099071
Is too
>>702098478
9/10
>>702099304
now i wish i had kik...
>>702099504
Wow ... seriously? I am pretty shy about it
>>702099416
hahaha. Ok ok I take it back. This super legit real girl that is gonna add me and we'll keep our chat going :D
>>702099558
Dick like a mozzarella stick 6/10
>>702099421
mutilated jew dick. I can see the dryness from here
Why not...
This is me /b dont be to harsh haha
>>702099828
thanks babe
>>702100137
9/10
rate please
>>702100956
that's a delicious looking cock but what's up with the pubes?
9/10 for cock
>>702101234
9/10
Could you tribute her?
http://pl.xhamster.com/user/marcin67 my tributes
>>702099027
anon, fuck me
Rate me!
>>702101955
u should fuck me too anon
>>702101280
bad shave day haha
>>702100515
Moar pics of her
Why does no one time stamp there dicks if they are huge? What the fuck
>>702102511
>>702100956
>>702102621
not sure, i have quite the small one but i never timestamp either. i used to timestamp my butt since no one believed me but that's such a hassle so i quit doing it
>>702102678
her butt looks good and so does that big cock. 8.5/10 for the cock, 8/10 for the bootay
>>702099004
It's considered repulsive in most countries outside of the US, parts of Africa and Southeast Asia, and the Middle East.
>>702099027
>>702103234
Moar
>>702102902
Haven't shaved in a while. Gf doesn't like it lol. 7.4 length 5.3 girth.
Should my penis make me sad?
>>702103821
9/10
>>702103821
Same measurements as me, yours is nice 8/10
>>702103979
Here's another
>>702104044
Nice dick and dubs
>>702103776
what i wouldn't give to be her.
>>702104152
wouldn't mind pleasuring that one either, not one bit
Is it possible to permanently increase penis size/length?
>>702094787
I envy you your foreskin
> tanned subhuman with crippled dick reporting in
>>702104218
Thank you, here's my big balls to
>>702104377
White boi detected
>>702104377
i doubt it, i've considered things but would never actually go through with it, even though i would like to be quite a bit bigger. too worried those would fuck my dick up
>>702104773
kek
>>702104044
That pencil dick isnt even 5 inches. Stop lying
>>702104953
Ahh, i understand
>>702105107
but isn't 5 inches pretty average?
asking cause i'm like 3.8"
>>702105107
Not everyone has little bitch hands faggot
>>702095039
Compare it to something
Rate me
these threads are so dumb, no one in here is real, there aren't ever any time stamps and it also means the average dick size is way up unless its just fags who like big cocks that are posting
>>702103248
Monster !! How big ???
>>702103776
Would love to pleasure her too
Mine ? Rate ? Want more ?
>>702105834
i've posted mine a few times but i'm way smaller than anyone in this thread. i'm around 4" and never get any comments on it so i stopped
>>702105834
Suck my dick nigga
>>702106235
This. I'm >>702105154 and I rarely get rates.
>>702106209
8.5/10 nice girth, how much is it?
>>702105154
7/10 would be more with a bit more length
>>702105834
mine is 100% real
>>702106484
yeah i know, i've gotten to the point that i would welcome disrespect or namecalling, just to get the attention.
yes, i'm an attentionwhore and i know it
>>702106574
i would be on my knees for that in a second. not even kidding, i would literally do that
>>702106574
6'5 x 6'5 a perfect cube !!!
Yours quite big !!
I hate my dick
>>702106574
Would suck that one.
Rate me. Btw im young boi.
>>702102621
There. Op here.
>>702107296
Forgot pic
>>702105834
>no one in here is real, there aren't ever any time stamps
There, solved.
>>702107388
>>702107361
>>702107388
i would so want a taste of these, or even get spitroasted.
>>702107361
dude.. perfect.
How thick are you?
r8 pls
>>702094787
fuckofffaggot/10
R8 Plz
>>702107681
Why even ask? 10/10 would take in ass and mouth.
>>702107486
I'm around 8x6
>>702107469
R8 pls
These threads blow my mind because it's like, who are you posting these for? Out of everyone here I'm willing to bet there's two other chicks besides me so it's basically a bunch of dudes whipping their dicks out.
That being said, thanks for the references. Needed some different cock shapes for the porn I'm writing.
>>702107974
If another woman told you you had a nice ass (and you're not into women), would you not just take the compliment?
R8?
>>702107812
Thanks
>>702108230
Why would you post ur soft cock? Soft has no correlation to penis size
>>702107230
Rate my lil guy pls
>>702108134
I mean I guess, but it would be weird.
>>702108292
holy shit for a second i thought your cock was upside down like naturally and i felt really bad for you
>>702107230
shrug/10, not bad
>>702107469
Why does no one rate me
>>702108134
Exactly. For me it's the exhibitionism and the dick praise that I do it for. Feels good.
>>702107974
I'm posting mine ( >>702105154 ) for the occasional femanon. I want to know if it's too small.
anybody rate my tiny ween?
Kik is Mcspiggle
>>702108517
What do you mean shrug/10? Lol kinda confused cause after that you said not bad
>>702107549
no rate for me?
>>702107469
8/10 good girth
>>702106657
>>702107296
>>702106960
I am astounded by these comments. I am super self-conscious about my dick, and these are a real ego boost! Thanks guys
>>702107549
8/10 juicy head
>>702108644
it's a dick. not awful not astounding. it is average in every way.
>>702108721
Thank fucking god cause I'm real insecure
>>702097266
8/10 Would love to suck!!
>>702105394
Wtf you on about? How has hand size any meaning when only 1 finger is at the shaft, others grabbing your balls
>>702108760
Not the anon you have responded to, but I know that feel. The whore that took my virginity ages ago later said that I was not satisfying size-wise, and I still have not recovered
>>702109016
....a-are you me?
why not
>>702108760
haha cool now rate mine
>>702109016
if she's a whore why let anything that bitch says affect you?
>>702109156
I wanna see ur pussy
>>702109156
I think it's fake in some way, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
>>702109248
haha sure here
>>702109257
wow fucking rude i dont go around saying people's cocks are fake
>>702109501
Thanks. Let me see your vagina
>>702109501
That doesn't look real either, I'm just not feline it.
>>702107549
another one as i see no one is rating expect of >>702108684
>>702109156
>if she's a whore why let anything that bitch says affect you?
To be honest, I was always insecure about my looks and my dick, and after that event nothing was the same again. Any advice?
>>702101955
I see you playing pokemon.
Looks like we have similar interests anon, we should hang out sometime.
>>702109771
haha okay but it was taken through a filter
>>702109810
it's time to stop
>>702109897
fix the things about yourself that youre self conscious of i guess, i don't know, i couldn't hate myself any more if i tried so im not really the best to ask
>>702110198
That's fine
Weird angle
>>702110085
If your an 8/10 chick in alaska. Im in lol
>>702110198
Is it though?
>>702095039
>>702097804
>>702098758
>bumps under the dick head
Thanks guys. I barfed
Rate?
>inb4 black on 4chan huehuehuehue
>>702110591
you that blasian dude for couple days ago?
8/10
>>702110684
nope, not me and thanks
>>702110591
I have a 5 inch and I never realized actually how little 2-3 inches bigger than my cock actually looks when you have a ruler there. What a life saver.
>>702110835
if you think about it he still has a 40% bigger dick than u
>>702111098
Aesthetically? Yes. You only need 3"
>>702111266
aethestically pleasing*
>>702110456
it was time to stop before we even began
>>702110356
no i dont think you understand that WAS my pic
>>702111571
I'm not fond of my cock yet I posted it and you want let me see your snatch
>>702111677
haha hell no why the fuck would i show some stranger on the internet my puss that sounds like a terrible idea but here's a pic of my ULTRA MEGA DONGER UNGH YEAH
>>702111571
I sadly don't have a dumb play-on-words reply for that.
>>702112053
Because we don't know each other and never will.
>>702112053
You seem pretty cool
9/10 personality
>>702112075
well then you've failed, put your clothes back on
>>702112186
exactly, so why would i waste my time getting undressed, setting up a proper shot, and posting it when i'll never even know who the fuck im sending it to. also bruh you dont even know what i look like trust me im not your type. request something else that isnt lewd and maybe i'll deliver.
>>702112282
thanks busteroni
>>702107469
Can someone else rate
>>702107388
>>702107436
I think you'll always be my favourite
>>702112491
Out of curiosity, did you rate anyone? If so, who?
>>702112491
Spread pussy
>>702107469
it's a cock alright. listen as long as it isn't tiny or lumpy or some other fucking abomination i guarantee your cock is probably fine, 99% of the ones here are perfectly okay
>>702112491
Already on it but running into some issues.
>>702112547
Thanks anon.
>>702112612
yeh, i rated a few but honestly i just sort of showed up to fuck around and get cock refs for my work
>>702112630
haha okay
>>702107681
quite pretty
>>702109101
looks tight, would suck
R8?
>>702103962
No, not at all
>>702112816
What kind of work do you do
>>702113019
She a ho
>>702112816
take a picture of your booty with your pants down a little bit
Rate
>>702112760
yeah i ran into some problems the other day too but ya gotta do the ol' tuck-up-into-the-wasteband trick or just walk around like i do with my cock all out
>>702113019
writing! and i have mental blindness so sometimes i have to go and look for refs, and i prefer coming here because the cocks are natural and not all weird and huge like in porn-
>>702113109
wait fuck actually hes right
>>702113124
does this count or
Normal size but fat. I wouldn't even consider this an average cock of the thickness. You know an average one when you see it and here are the ones I think are just plain average
>>702107230
>>702107379
>>702106960
Plz be gentle.
>>702113124
oh i thought you said 'BODY' not 'BOOTY' hang on a sec
>>702106960
nigga thats barely 5 inch girth
>>702113304
And which ones are above average, by your criteria?
>>702113241
damn how deep can you take it?
>>702113507
What's wrong with your pubes?
>>702113507
10/10 balls and cock
>>702112885
>>702109101
doesn't get much tighter
>>702113241
You're sure this won't cause any legal issues, right?
Rate
>>702113629
haha well that depends on what subject we're talking about. english i can get real deep but math and history not so much
>>702113124
haha see on my bubbler it says 'surrender the booty' and i pulled my pants down a little GET IT? thanks i'm actually very funny
>>702113914
nah you're fine just stay away from public schools. has anyone ever taken a marker and connected your freckles before?
Dad dick coming through.
Skype - [email protected]
>>702114025
>has anyone ever taken a marker and connected your freckles before?
fuck you i spat my red bull on my screen
>>702114025
stop teasing and post that ass you whore
>>702113700
its just the autist way i shaved them
>>702114025
well, you're a girl so you may answer it, does size really matter?
>>702108619
Ease off with the cockring there buddy. You're gonna break it
>>702114340
yes she is the spokeswoman for all female human beings, tard
>>702114340
I think her 8 inch dildo answered that for u
>>702114025
If someone did that we'd learn the secrets of the universe, which would make things boring.
>>702114125
hi Dad dick, I'm Da- wait
>>702114205
tie your computer down quick before it grows wings
>>702114240
oohh, haha, look im fingering my ass for you~~~~
>>702114340
i mean to an extent?? but like, if youre packing a fucking SuperMegaUltraDonger that's like ten inches youre gonna have problems, and the same goes for a baby mushroom. i dunno i think shape matters more tbh, like if your dick looks like a comma and youre giving her the ol' pap smear scrape with it then thats a problem too
>>702114576
see this guy gets it
>>702094787
10/10
jesus
not sure mine belongs in this thread. honest rate please
>>702114025
R8 me bbe
>>702114811
I can't fap to this tho
>>702114811
Rate or your gay
>>702114806
im not sure what concerns me more, the fact that you can do that or the fact that you KNOW you can do that
>>702114876
dick/10, that's a dick all right
>>702114969
sure you can, you just have to really try
>>702115028
another dick/10
>>702109101
>>702112885
just cause you're nice
>>702115112
Will you take a pic licking the head of your dildo
>>702114811
>tie your computer down quick before it grows wings
nice soh
be honest, would you be disappointed if an attractive, 6ft tall guy took off his pants and he was only 5"?
For the femanon, would you rather date a tall guy with a small dick (say, 6'1", 4.5"), or a short guy with a bigger cock (5'6", 7")?
>>702115494
I think you seem to forget 5"-6" is fucking normal
>>702115608
This makes me happy being 6 foot 2 with a 7 inch dick
>>702115112
Could you draw a picture for me please
Doesn't matter what
>>702115735
not according to half the women i've fucked
5" is lower end of average so it's borderline small
>>702115805
well i'm 6'7 with a 9.5" dick and you can't prove i'm lying
>>702115462
haha AH! i started to but my friend jumped in!!!!!!! hes so crAZy!!!!1!
>>702115494
nnnnooo?? i guess not. i dont really have a good concept of length tho. but i mean ive been with dudes with giant dicks and others with small ones and the small ones were usually better just because the guy attached had to work harder, or felt like he had to. i mean yeah, i like big mega dongs as much as any other guy but i guess what im saying is if youre charming and nice i'll probably like you either way. but thats just me so
>>702115608
i am literally not even five feet tall all of you are giants compared to me it makes no difference
>>702115806
i cant draw one now but i can show you one i did a while ago when i had SAI, hang on
R8 me pls
>>702115806
here u go, my masterpiece
>>702116163
the way youre positioned it looks like you have a dick growing out of the top of your vagina
>>702115919
"Half the women"
And I bet they have no idea what an average penis looks like and there comparing your dick to other guys they fucked and that's why they claim it's "small" but in reality it's average as can be.
Do yourself a favor and don't fuck sluts
>>702116025
cool, you ain't shallow
>the guy attached had to work harder
this is why i mastered the art of cunnilingus, out of compensation ;-)
>>702116286
6 is average for white and 15% are longer than 7, just end you life now
>>702116025
stop it take a pic with your fingers in YOUR mouth pls
Thoughts?
>>702098500
>6.5
>Average
That's above average. The average male penis is 5.5
>>702116286
yeah i'll admit those that said i was small weren't the type you'd take home to meet your mother
>>702116190
that's fuckin' hot
Smaller?
>>702116441
Do your research
>>702116190
Haha, nice. Thank you femanon
>>702116682
Post a pic? Let me see what you're rocking with
>>702116937
Wouldn't even want a cock that big/10
>>702116376
oh god please dont use emojis when youre talking about eating the pussy
>>702116547
oh alright fine youre just lucky i didnt have chicken fingers in my freezer or lady finger cookies or another human who's fingers i could put in my mouth or something
>>702116695
yeah i whack my willy to it all the time
>>702116867
yw
>>702116937
i dont like this
>>702112935
nice body
>>702113188
delicious
>>702113745
>>702115392
hot. love it
>>702113914
hnng, very sexy
>>702115371
nice
Rate?
Rate pls
R8 pls
>>702117735
....I don't get it
Why does everyone have such huge cocks compared to me
>>702118429
Lets see it. Might be time for skirts and knee highs for you
>>702105727
yes pls. :)
>>702118429
Because most of them are reposting pics of cocks much bigger than their tiny little dinkies.
>>702118666
Trips is truth
>>702116831
Americans and Asians lower the average, 6 is average for white people
>>702118752
fucking beautiful, would love to suck
>>702117147
Show that tounge bby
These are the tyoes of guys who'd fuck my bitch in an instant
>>702119364
Yea probably
>>702118827
As a gayfag who is mostly into white men, this is pure bullshit, stop deluding yourself
>>702117765
>>702119364
who exactly? you didnt reply to anyone
>>702119119
god, i want it inside me
>>702118429
Because small dicks rarely get rated so we're discouraged from posting.
>>702118429
because they have the confidence to post, according to /b/ and the porn industry, every guy is hung like a horse
>>702119429
Didn't mean the shaved beta faggot
what about mine?
>>702119763
would definitly enjoy watching this glorious cock fucking my girlfriend
>>702119763
>>702120303
Would gladly fuck your gf
what say /b/ros?
