dunedin here, had a better dessert tonight
that nutrigrain was delicious i stand by it.
i made some dope chicken wings
Fucking flatmate is moving out, which is fine, whatever, but the bitch hasn't been paying rent for the last 3 weeks! WTF! We pay the money to her as the lease is in her account and she's fucked off and stolen our money!
Also Auckland reporting.
Now the real fucking question is how many of you fuckers is going to the sausage sizzle for Harambe at petone bunnings next weekend.
The fb page says over 7k people are going, i know i am and you fags better turn up as well. As a side note guys who get there dicks out get a free sausage (idk about girls and tits...)
Its being sponsered and shits gonna be lit.
Ps Wellington reporting in.
Holy shit truth!
I went to NZ for the first time this past January. Great country! The most beautiful place on earth, really friendly people. Whangamomina and the Forgotten Highway ftw!
Pic related; it's the view from my buddy's deck overlooking the inlet in Wellington. I saw orca whales swimming by when I was there!
ok. well, i'd love more tits, they're top notch
Nah. Nazi General.
Let me fix that
MFW when I live in a 3 bedroom house on it's own section with a huge garage in Forrest Hill and only pay $140 a week for rent.
The rent on the place is $520 but I rent 2 rooms out. I always get nurses with NS Hospital being so close.
I've been here for years and the rent has never budged. The landlords don't give a fuck, they're super loaded Asians who literally just bought the house so they could send their daughters to Westlake Girls.
on fb easy as
I'm 50/50 on it. I've spent time in other countries like Aus, Canada and England. It has a few upsides but overall it's a backwards shithole.
NZ is the nation equivalent of a 13 year old girl with low self esteem. We constantly have to tell ourselves we're just as pretty and popular as the other girls, but the moment anyone says anything mean to us, we lock ourselves in the bathroom and start cutting.
It's also a country full of people that don't own passports that still think NZ is the greatest country on the planet.
There are worse places to live. I honestly think NZ would be a top notch country if there wasn't any Maoris/islanders/Wellingtonians.
Also, fuck Richie McCaw. He played rugby, who gives a fuck. NZ needs to pull his dick out it's collective mouth.
Mind you, Rugby is like the only thing this armpit of a country does well so we have to cling to something.
mfw these results have changed completely in less than a week
other countries dont even know we exist,
we need to do something big, c'mon lets starts a race war or importing and exporting arms on the black market or something, at least get put on the fucking map
Our country's population is less than that of some cities in other, much better countries.
We're three marginal cities. One built on a swamp, one built in a tornado, and one built on an earth quake. The rest is poverty level hick towns and Dairy farms. Everything we do, another country does better.
Sorry to break it to you kek
You can photoshop the yes and no around again if you want
Keep replying to me
some of you guys are alright, dont go to Auckland
Been lurking, this is my ex.
She is dynamyte in bed, specially after a few codys. loves a bit of dirty talk and getting used, and gives killer blowjobs. Her tits are soft and heavy, perfect for burying your face in, her ass and thighs are tops, great for squeezing and slapping.
Looks stunning in short shorts or a short dress... beautiful cleavage that she flaunts shamelessley.
Unfortunately she dumped me... and now here i am masturbating.
100% legit post
So I met an actual /b/tard at work recently. It was glorious
>Obsessed with RuneScape
>Was somehow let into the Navy despite having a diagnosed social disorder
>Left to work in IT but is stuck as a HelpDesk4lyfe call monkey
>Constantly spouts dated 4chan memes IRL
>Is genuinely useless at any task given
>Tells degenerate stories at work about how he's a 3 way relationship that consists on 2 dudes and one woman.
>Female coworkers don't want to be left alone with him for fear of being sexually assaulted.
>Male co-workers avoid him like a Maori girl avoids birth control
>Told everyone that his dad divorced his mum and got a sex change to be with a man who used to be a woman.
She loves being bent over and having her box teased with a hard cock, or laying on her back with her legs spread... on occaision the restraints were requested, blindfolds too, and being told to do as i please
does she also make you prep her bulls you fucking cuck?
Legit. I got the texts too.
Do it for Ice Cube, femanon
Make today a good day
doesn't looked waxed at all.
You fucking owe me a new keyboard!
Damn! Is gravity worse down there?
No, no, no! WTF is going on here! Are you all serious? That shit is nasty as fuck!
Shiiiiit. The beauty about being unique is that we all don't look the same, like the same or talk the same.
I'm a woman with strong facial features which come from my Finnish heritage. I'm proud of that.
Go look at loli threads if you're into underdeveloped facial features
I have a lady boner about Jeremy Wells that comedian/radio host who does the meridian energy ad.
Every time an ad came on I'd get insta wet, giggle and my exAnon would give me shade about it.
Not it just hopped on.
As it was standing there, I felt the urge to pass gas. There was not a lou for miles. I went ahead and farted, but instead it splattered the kiwi with a fine spray of fecal matter. I guess because of the extra gravity down here.
My thong became coated in shit, so I went in the ocean to rinse it off, when all of a sudden a wild Japanese shark came up behind me. I was on my period, so it must have detected the blood. It flipped me over and violently violated me from behind (if you know what I mean). I had never been taken from behind.
Shall I continue?
A killer whale saw my distress and came to the rescue. It bit the shark in the gills and ripped the shark away. This caused great pain, because the shark penis was quickly withdrawn from my virgin ass. As a reward, I gave the orca a blow job.