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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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/nzg/
Why are IDs even gone?
>>702081340
bumping with some OC
Shitty made thread
Dunedin reporting in
>>702082045
Right? Just no craftsmanship, no pride in their work.
>>702081340
dunedin here, had a better dessert tonight
>>702082244
Checked. That looks quality
Herald the giraffe told us
Dont do drugs kids
>>702082154
Exactly, you know it
>>702082244
Better than that bloody Nutrigrain
>>702082376
But we got into a dark truck trailer with strangers on the vague promise of a giraffe?
What even is right and wrong anymore
>>702082397
that nutrigrain was delicious i stand by it.
>>702082517
Was gonna get swole off of gains burgers tonight but I forgot to defrost the beef
We're getting drunk for dinner now
>>702082601
>>702082517
>>702082496
Man you nzfags are weird as fuck
>>702082731
>All those (You)'s
Mainly me, not representative of the national average desu
>>702081765
Show ass
Happy Poland Invasion Anniversary Day everybody
>>702082601
i made some dope chicken wings
Ian West likes it up the bum
Fucking flatmate is moving out, which is fine, whatever, but the bitch hasn't been paying rent for the last 3 weeks! WTF! We pay the money to her as the lease is in her account and she's fucked off and stolen our money!
Also Auckland reporting.
>>702083586
Don't we all
>>702083322
>dope
kys
>>702083976
If she is on the flat agreement you can take her to mediation? Or district tribunal.
>>702084490
>being jelly of my DANK wings
anyone else from Cuckakuru here?
>>702083322
looks like shit bro
wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aVna3HohXI
>>702082731
many of nzfags are cucks
>>702083322
Needs more bacon.
>>702083322
>>702086633
All these fucking dubs though
>>702086633
>>702086672
samefag
>>702086711
>fagfag
>>702086483
if this thread doesn't make it to 300 i will fist my boipucci on livestream while in chastity
>>702086672
Welcome to NZ threads. We get all the gets.
There.
Now the real fucking question is how many of you fuckers is going to the sausage sizzle for Harambe at petone bunnings next weekend.
The fb page says over 7k people are going, i know i am and you fags better turn up as well. As a side note guys who get there dicks out get a free sausage (idk about girls and tits...)
Its being sponsered and shits gonna be lit.
Ps Wellington reporting in.
>>702086800
Holy shit truth!
I went to NZ for the first time this past January. Great country! The most beautiful place on earth, really friendly people. Whangamomina and the Forgotten Highway ftw!
Pic related; it's the view from my buddy's deck overlooking the inlet in Wellington. I saw orca whales swimming by when I was there!
>>702086943
No one cared about Harambee before.
>>702086924
Very lovely chest you've got there!
>>702087102
Thanks!
>>702087166
show bum
nudes from south island girls?
Wanaka reporting in, it's lonely down here.
>>702087308
Show face.
>>702086924
Name wellyfam?
Don't ever go to Unitec guys. It's a fucking joke.
>>702087418
Classified.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>702087487
ok. well, i'd love more tits, they're top notch
>>702086924
fake and gay.
everyone knows femanons dont post here
>>702088036
>>702083976
If the lease is in her name she is liable for EVERYTHING. Trash the place, then move out.
>>702088216
>move out
I'm in Auckland dude, I'm lucky to even have a house to live in.
>>702088143
kik?
>>702087939
Nuzlocke general?
Only sheeps and rugby
>>702088143
>>702088367
>filename
Nice try faggot
>>702088143
Saved one of mine. Nice.
>>702088352
Nah. Nazi General.
>>702088143
>Why are ID's even gone?
Nice.
>>702081340
>Christchurch
Evening
>>702088532
Thanks. >>702088143 I posted that 4 days ago IIRC? maybe 3. Dunno been jamming wow
>>702088615
Did you forget something?
>>702088666
>Forget >>702088615
Evening Lucifer-san.
Let me fix that
>>702088334
Up for a chat on kik? I live in town
MDO900
>>702088776
Diababes <3
>>702087463
At least it's not 75% dune-coons like AUT.
>>702088818
Hey anon, How are we tonight
>>702088833
>dune-coons
Now there's some blast from the past racism. I personally like dune coons better than sand niggers tbh.
>>702087043
Glad you enjoyed your visit man!
Also central Chchchch reporting. Not working tomorrow, my weekend has started already!
Watching Family guy, eating a mandarin. This is living.
>>702088806
I don't have Kik. I'm all for showing gods gift. But anonymously.
>>702087043
swethous he has
>>702088865
The 3 H's. Hungry. Horny. Harambe.
>>702088926
sharpie in pooper.
>>702088926
Please continue then? Do you like flaunting it?
>>702088940
This house looks like an 80s cop
>>702089058
kekd
>>702088926
Love to see your butt
>>702088996
Yep. Super shy irl don't like making new friends
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
gettin lit
>>702088252
MFW when I live in a 3 bedroom house on it's own section with a huge garage in Forrest Hill and only pay $140 a week for rent.
The rent on the place is $520 but I rent 2 rooms out. I always get nurses with NS Hospital being so close.
I've been here for years and the rent has never budged. The landlords don't give a fuck, they're super loaded Asians who literally just bought the house so they could send their daughters to Westlake Girls.
>>702088143
good meme. good tits.
>>702088895
Rolls off the tongue better.
Seriously though, you walked down Q st lately? Where the fuck did all the Arabs come from, and why come to NZ? They outnumber the Asians now.
>>702088943
Come TC
I lonely
>>702088655
What server you play on? was thinking starting a of DH tonight
>>702089413
Moonguard
>>702089327
Playing Hearthstone, sorry :^(
>>702088143
Toni?
>>702089610
RIP
I
P
>>702089661
Who?
>>702081497
every time you post this, someone that you love gets cancer
>>702088666
Hey that's me
>>702090300
I actually made this stick figure years ago lol.
>>702090015
>>702090308
found
on fb easy as
>>702090470
it's cancer.
>>702090472
WOW! Are you a hacker bro?!?
>>702090470
Yeah I got it from a reaction thread like 5 years ago or something, been using it ever since.
bp delivery
>>702090536
well it's time to stop.
>>702089661
anyone else remember this shit? bought it up at work and fucking NO ONE remembered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
>>702090472
And you are? My fb is locked down within an inch of it's life so spit it out. We know each other.
>>702091587
>And you are?
The grinch wearing a mask, holding a gun
>>702090973
>I'm sorry
What's the second line?
>>702091688
Kek'd and checked
>>702091587
you can't be tj, you'd know your page isn't locked down.
>>702090973
perfect
ass please?
>>702091587
>>702091871
ha oh snap it was.
doxxed, stink =(
>>702091871
>>702090472
>>702089661
>>702091587
its goin down
>>702091289
>http://tinychat com/nzcam
Yeah the episodes were all based on Paul Jennings short stories. Those books were fucking tops.
>>702081340
Fuck the union hack, use that flag instead.
>>702091736
>J. Live well.
>>702081340
what's nzg?
>>702091871
Tribute?
>>702092461
what?
>>702092617
What's your name?
>>702092420
Nazi General
>>702092420
some shitty idbro buzzword.
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/584225343#p584235004
>>702092656
B
but seriously wtf is tribute?
>>702092874
Like a timestamp. The ID meme. Anything.
lmao idbro
>>702093449
toppy kek
>>702092778
Was IDbro legit autistic?
>>702093580
Is water wet?
>>702093580
Think he was just drunkposting
Has anyone here NOT gotten into Harold's truck?
And who here is so gay that they wouldn't try and have sex with Harold if they were 6 years old again?
>>702093449
>>702093580
no idea but no one likes him
>>702093911
Harold the giraffe?
>>702093925
we LOVE him.
>>702094011
I want to have a fuck in Harold's truck
Taking giraffe dick like a pathetic cuck
>>702090973
>sorry
fuck sorry, show ass
It's about 12 degrees
anyone else fucking hate nz?
as soon as I get enough money together I am fucking out of here and moving to a country that actually fucking matters
>>702094414
Choice keep it up girl
>>702094105
nice try faggot. here's the original
>>702094561
this country has always been cucked. it's a fucking toilet
>>702094831
http://www.strawpoll.me/10943470/r
lol here's the original.
>>702094561
I'm 50/50 on it. I've spent time in other countries like Aus, Canada and England. It has a few upsides but overall it's a backwards shithole.
NZ is the nation equivalent of a 13 year old girl with low self esteem. We constantly have to tell ourselves we're just as pretty and popular as the other girls, but the moment anyone says anything mean to us, we lock ourselves in the bathroom and start cutting.
It's also a country full of people that don't own passports that still think NZ is the greatest country on the planet.
There are worse places to live. I honestly think NZ would be a top notch country if there wasn't any Maoris/islanders/Wellingtonians.
>>702094994
fake and gay
>>702094994
Wew
>>702094994
Reporting in. Feels good to be a God.
>>702095076
Also, fuck Richie McCaw. He played rugby, who gives a fuck. NZ needs to pull his dick out it's collective mouth.
Mind you, Rugby is like the only thing this armpit of a country does well so we have to cling to something.
>>702095178
>God of a cesspool of cucks
>>702095201
got nothing against the guy, but yeah its getting a bit much
>>702095252
Feeeels good doe.
>>702094831
mfw these results have changed completely in less than a week
>>702095524
Just ignore the IDBro hater
>>702095461
> so many deliveries and asking nothing in return? she likes it
>>702094561
other countries dont even know we exist,
we need to do something big, c'mon lets starts a race war or importing and exporting arms on the black market or something, at least get put on the fucking map
>>702095668
but then i'll be ignoring everyone?
>>702095767
It's just one person
Don't get trolled kek
>>702095808
>it's just one person
more like 108 persons
>>702095461
moar?
>>702095727
Our country's population is less than that of some cities in other, much better countries.
We're three marginal cities. One built on a swamp, one built in a tornado, and one built on an earth quake. The rest is poverty level hick towns and Dairy farms. Everything we do, another country does better.
>>702095888
Sorry to break it to you kek
You can photoshop the yes and no around again if you want
>>702096098
what even is this? it looks fake af besides i don't even know how to use photoshop. anyway keep posting and saying how much you dont care kek
>>702096254
That's it
Keep replying to me
some of you guys are alright, dont go to Auckland
>>702096344
kek stay mad fag
>>702095461
Keep em coming!
>>702096352
But I live here...
Can you at least just shoot me in the legs please? I want to see my son tomorrow.
>>702096344
>>702096441
>you 2 faggots
>>702095461
I need to bust a nut, can you help m'am?
>>702096935
i'm on day 2 of no fap
Rate
>>702097000
Wow nice trips for perfect tits
Speaks for itself
>>702097088
Dubs confirm trips for perfect tits
>>702097000
9/10
Point deducted for bad photography.
But HHNggggHH yes please in my dreams tonight
>>702097196
faggot
>>702097000
Bend over for the love of richie mcCaw
>>702097000
1/2
>>702097308
?
>>702097763
now show pussy.
>>702097825
Hah. Nah
>>702097763
Wanna meet sumtime? Looks like you need a hand
>>702097000
More outfits? Can we get the bigger picture?
>>702098025
I don't have all night.
>>702098101
Bummer
You should go on nzcam sumtime.
>>702098101
Oh dont stop now im so close, need the cherry on the cake
>>702097763
how old are you?
>>702098494
whats your snapchat name
>>702098525
GG haha
>>702098609
>>702097763
>>702097000
>>702095461
>>702094414
>>702090973
>>702090472
>>702088334
Etc
Been lurking, this is my ex.
She is dynamyte in bed, specially after a few codys. loves a bit of dirty talk and getting used, and gives killer blowjobs. Her tits are soft and heavy, perfect for burying your face in, her ass and thighs are tops, great for squeezing and slapping.
Looks stunning in short shorts or a short dress... beautiful cleavage that she flaunts shamelessley.
Unfortunately she dumped me... and now here i am masturbating.
100% legit post
So I met an actual /b/tard at work recently. It was glorious
>Obsessed with RuneScape
>Was somehow let into the Navy despite having a diagnosed social disorder
>Left to work in IT but is stuck as a HelpDesk4lyfe call monkey
>Constantly spouts dated 4chan memes IRL
>Is genuinely useless at any task given
>Tells degenerate stories at work about how he's a 3 way relationship that consists on 2 dudes and one woman.
>Female coworkers don't want to be left alone with him for fear of being sexually assaulted.
>Male co-workers avoid him like a Maori girl avoids birth control
>Told everyone that his dad divorced his mum and got a sex change to be with a man who used to be a woman.
>>702081340
Fuck new Zealand and fuck the old one too!
>>702098832
Sure bud.
>flaunts shamelessley
>says she's super shy
>>702098832
>>702098832
She loves being bent over and having her box teased with a hard cock, or laying on her back with her legs spread... on occaision the restraints were requested, blindfolds too, and being told to do as i please
>>702099131
She is in some ways and not others. 7together years btw.
>>702098832
>now here i am masturbating
You and me both, anon. Sorry for your loss.
>>702099159
And now im sitting here fapping to her t and a while some stud chats her up probably
>>702098832
Fuckin cucked
Small world faggot
>1:30am
Night riders, we out here?
>>702099313
you are literally being cucked
Very nice but seriously please take pics at a wider angle/further away
>>702099395
Kek
>>702099313
>>702098832
does she also make you prep her bulls you fucking cuck?
>>702099597
I'm short af.. T-Rex arms lmao.
>>702099682
You know what i would but its exciting enough to see this too. I text her to confirm and its her
>>702099738
Timer? No other camera?
Oh, a mirror?
>>702099873
Don't have a large mirror.
>>702100069
Invite us round, we'll take pics for you
No worries
>>702100069
Is this anon all shit or wut
Also, moar you are gorgeous
>>702098832
>Why did I leave you.
>>702100284
Snapped out cheating..
Nice pictures btw
>>702100473
Legit. I got the texts too.
>>702100284
Much better. magnificent. Is this looser for serious?
Surely you are doing better than this faggot
>>702100685
How does it feel to know that a bunch of dudes are stroking it to you right now?
>>702100685
Kek'd
Whats his name?
>>702100685
show pussy
>>702100999
Fucking checked
Do it for the trips, femanon
>>702098411
Missed it. 25
>>702100999
Trips demand it!!!!!
>>702100999
>trips
must delivar
>>702100999
>>702101044
>gif related
Do it for Ice Cube, femanon
Make today a good day
>>702100999
Ugh fuck trips... Still raw from wax here goes . .
>>702101345
>>702101455
doesn't looked waxed at all.
>>702100999
Winner
>>702090257
Can computers get cancer?
Moar?
Not the cat lol
Cut or uncut?
1
>>702101808
fucking saved
>>702101808
Yep... thats her... tight, smooth, warm... perfect
>>702082326
It loops like kangaroo shit.
She likes her vibrator too...
Im up riverside drive, own place, car, botte of vodka and lemonade to go, 29 clean
>>702086924
You kiwifags need to cut it out on the hormone replacement therapy already. You should have got implants. Don't let anyone ever tell you that natural titts are better.
>>702102229
Damn son youve been hipnotized by some media shit. These tits are great and youre a faggot cuck for thinking otherwise
>>702087043
>it's the view from my buddy's dick
Fixed it for ya!
>>702102098
>>702101808
Vibrator in box
>>702088143
You fucking owe me a new keyboard!
Damn! Is gravity worse down there?
>>702088334
It looks like you have 3 titts.
>>702101808
Tala Morgana?
>>702090472
Pretty good transition. How long have you been on hormones, dude?
>>702102499
Epic thread. Post more tits girl fuck these guys
>>702102499
Natural boobs go all directions.
>>702090766
No, no, no! WTF is going on here! Are you all serious? That shit is nasty as fuck!
>>702102596
My ribs curl out a bit at the end instead of in. Makes me insecure :(
His is this still up?
Going to the gym soon.
Gains bruh
>>702102831
Thats a random pic nor femanon
>>702102601
No I'm white.
>>702102933
Well can we see the nipple on the 3rd tit please?
>>702103006
Got any stories to share? First masturbation? First fuck? Fantasies?
Dont stop the pics now
>>702102962
Tiddies, bruh
Enjoy your gains sesh
24hr gym for the comfy gains
Fuckers are feeding the nudefags
>>702103355
Im sold
>>702102325
No media, you fag. Just gotta go to the beach to see better titts. Hell, you can go to the farm and see hotter titts.
this thread will never reach 300
>>702102729
Shiiiiit. The beauty about being unique is that we all don't look the same, like the same or talk the same.
I'm a woman with strong facial features which come from my Finnish heritage. I'm proud of that.
Go look at loli threads if you're into underdeveloped facial features
>>702103483
Not without more tits
>>702103156
When I was a kid, I was laying on the beach and a kiwi bird landed on me bum.
Shall I continue?
>>702103610
Zzz
>>702103530
Sorry. I didn't fucking know, ok! Sheesh!
>>702103651
Whats this guys
SHARK PARTY
>>702103709
>>702103610
Kiwis don't fly. Did someone punt it at you?
>>702103713
Trook
>>702103713
It's me in New Zealand. What else?
>>702103713
Mustard gas
>>702103156
>Fantasies
I have a lady boner about Jeremy Wells that comedian/radio host who does the meridian energy ad.
Every time an ad came on I'd get insta wet, giggle and my exAnon would give me shade about it.
>>702104042
Interesting choice, any reason?
Like guys like him in general?
>>702104042
Ugh, my ex got the moisties for him too.
>>702103790
Not it just hopped on.
As it was standing there, I felt the urge to pass gas. There was not a lou for miles. I went ahead and farted, but instead it splattered the kiwi with a fine spray of fecal matter. I guess because of the extra gravity down here.
My arm pits are moist
>>702104240
Yeah
>tall
>Ripped sorta
>Wicked wit/humour
>Looks obv
>>702103790
Thats why it landed
>>702104395
My ass is producing water.
>>702104421
What would you do with him? Or let him do with you
>>702104487
You might want to seek medical advice
>>702104514
Where to start...
Wife me
>>702104618
Followed by sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation?
>>702104390
>>702104390
My thong became coated in shit, so I went in the ocean to rinse it off, when all of a sudden a wild Japanese shark came up behind me. I was on my period, so it must have detected the blood. It flipped me over and violently violated me from behind (if you know what I mean). I had never been taken from behind.
Shall I continue?
>>702104905
>Shall I continue
Do you even have to ask? I'm fucking diamonds here
>>702104905
A killer whale saw my distress and came to the rescue. It bit the shark in the gills and ripped the shark away. This caused great pain, because the shark penis was quickly withdrawn from my virgin ass. As a reward, I gave the orca a blow job.
>>702104514
>>702104618
Titty fuck too
>>702104561
No, it's because of the humidity here in kiwi.
>>702105185
Primo
Those tits looks perfect for titty fucking 10/10 busted a massive nut
>>702081765
thats from last year idiot
>>702105185
You like a fat cock between your tits? Spit swallow or spray?
>>702105475
I swallow. Not adverse to the spray. No face though.
>>702105858
Good bitch.
Like it or just doing a duty?
>>702105185
Im out, you made me jizz up my desk
>>702106292
Don't like the mess
Y'all niggas crazy
See you later for a live stream of Friday night town action.
>>702107313
See you then senpai
Femanon out.. peace.
so close to three hundred
but so far
299
>>702110117
300
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