>I'm this bored
Fluffies were originally designed to be able to talk in "cute" broken english. Kind of like how a parrot and even some species of corvids (crows and ravens) can mimic human words.
Great in theory, but in practice it made them too smart for their own good. Basically they are super autistic children trapped in teeny tiny bodies but with all the raging hormones of an adult bull moose in rut.
So to prevent them from getting themselves killed or running away and turning feral, a lot of people "pillow" their fluffies.
And then there are the sadists who just want to see an innocent creature suffer horribly.
Just the thought that somebody gets off to this. Let that sink in.
It's an old green text story back when the oldfags were making their mass-exodus.
Walk in, ask for a greasy (I think it was word greasy...) italian.
Tell them to put the bread(Italian, duh.) into the toaster for 3 minutes, or as high as you'll think theyll let you.
Stare at them silently until they go to the vegetables.
Ask for olives, tomatoes, and oil.
LOTS of oil. Tell them to go until you say stop, and then tell them to double it when they stop for you.
Decide to change your mind and/or ask for a discount
ok that's all the reCAPTCHA's I feel like filling out
I dunno. This story is where I actually started to enjoy these damn things.
I lurk these threads for the drama, I admit it.
Some people just get so mad.