What's your score /b/? Mine's 44
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What's your score /b/?
Mine's 44
141 for me
93
>>702070768
23 dude. kinda fucked up.
33
60
>>702070768
I got 97. However my phone was given free for signing a contract that costs less than what I was paying albeit with less data.
>>702070768
83. tfw not a respectable wizard or a normalfag
I'm rolling with a 93
50
>>702073096
>>702072260
homies
88
check em'
>>702072786
>>702072426
Doubtful, could be possible though I suppose.
>>702070768
107
>>702070768
last time I took right before 404 it I was 40 something
as a tall otter guy who doesn't consume poisonous garbage, I pretty much could not go any lower no matter how much of a loser I became (remained)
fuck though
82
>>702070768
94 I'd say that's fair.
135
This makes me feel a lot better than all the neckbeards and basement dwellers that use this website. I thought I was one of you guys for a sec.
Honestly a lot higher scores on average than what I expected from /b/
107 here
>>702073810
/b/ is normalfag central because its where fags come first
its like new york, most of it is nasty immigrants but there are still some grizzly fucks that for some reason still live in new fucking york
101 keeping the normal fag train rollin'
>>702070768
53 if generous and assuming my face is, indeed, good looking. 48 if I am conservative with that assumption.
Either way, firmly stuck in Robot territory. Normalfags and higher should get out. Facebook is where your kind belong.
>>702070768
104 - normalfag
Sorry, I'm just completely sane and in a decent place in life.
>>702073971
Seems like a lot of them stay though is that supposed to happen
100 exactly
92, guess it could be worse
>>702074272
Much like in real life, when enough of them move to the city and shit it up beyond hope of repair, the smart ones move somewhere else.
103
would have been higher if wasnt virgin but im not co plaining
40. Fuck me m8's
>>702073426
11 here
34. feels real fucking shitty man
>>702074763
you expect me to believe there is a high wizard ITT?
you lyin nigga you better post stats
35, if you have more than 50 get the fuck off /b/
148
>>702075085
/b/ is a normalfag board
Pic related (is me)
I got a 93 but I don't know if I have an attractive face and that would put me up one level. Help me decide /b/. Am I a normie??
>>702075226
you look like a fuckin little kid
>image.jpg
tell ya what, just go ahead and put yourself on the next tier, the points are on me
>>702070768
88
Slightly strange
>>702075226
>posting your face
yes you're a fucking normie
>>702075226
49 it feelsbadman
>>702075226
sorry kiddo, your face isnt attractive.
51
>>702070768
60. If this were posted 7 years ago there would be hardly anyone over 80
>>702075226
You can't even be bothered to rotate a picture before posting. Failure.
117 here. Could be a little higher but I rounded down on some things. Feels good.
>>702070768
80
About a year ago I was 'wizard apprentice'
57
>>702075967
what are the net benefits of losing your powers besides dumb things like feeling and selfesteem?
>>702070768
15...
fuck
>>702075967
yeah I would have easily been a wizard 4 years ago. Good on you for getting your life on track also, anon.
>>702075032
on phone so just a summary. 1 from social, 7 from physical and 1 from mental/bonus/accomplishments
>>702076108
How old are you?
>>702072260
>>702071428
>>702073536
>>702073659
>>702073808
>>702074102
>>702074194
>>702074458
>>702075195
>>702075226
>>702075930
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm currently at 64. was 85 last year and I was about to make it, but bipolar disorder fucked me up big time this year. need more lithium but that shit costs money.
Yeah, being (diagnosed) mentaly ill is highly expensive bois. If you have a genetic background and have a little of a common sense, be responsible and don't have any kids please :^).
153.
>Being an adult in a committed relationship makes this score bretty easy.
124 here
89
eighty nine
>>702075226
you ugly as fuck
114
133 you useless sperg faggots
77
143
>>702074193
>121
>hate facebook
94
Fuck, that was close. Nearly normalfagged there.
114 normalfag here, damn
>wow these results
124 send your bitches to the left
131 and I thought my life was pretty shitty
Got some perspective from seeing the scores on here
>>702079388
Same here dude
>>702078342
Ha! I got 114 too.
Normalfags 4 lyfe!
98
I finally became a normalfag.
Noot-noot
113, Time to leave /b/
32
98 Guess I don't need to spend more time here.
>regrets almost all decisions in life up til now.
>>702070768
103. Weird, considering my fetish(people witnessing dismemberment/death, i didn't choose this and i'm not being edgy on purpose).
46
>>702072786
oops i meant 43
78, although most of this is by circumstance and less a comment on me. I'd probably be mid 80s or 90s otherwise.
157 these standards are so fucking low bro
151
I got 128...
72, borderline normie.
70
>>702070768
hey, thats my score
117
FUCKING NORMIES
128 woo!
>>702081411
>>702081411
Inaccurate ya know.
Oh shucks 60
Hoped it wasn't this bad
56 ; ;
85
82
Bump
133
86, I'm satisfied with mine
>>702070768
100... I love how the criminal record isn't crippling to my score, like how it is to my actual life...
71
105, honestly was expecting to end up in Chad area but happier with where I ended up
>>702080320
High to be fair, it's /b/.
120
59
Newfag and I got 28. Really surprised so many here actually scored so high
>>702088282
You were never a newfag, your soul was always here.
>>70207076
33 but I know I'm a failure.
>>702070768
I remember calculating mine a while back. Any other cyborgs?
>>702070768
Am i ok at 135?
Exactly 130.
>volunteer ambulance
>have friends
>have GF
>very social
>have car
>have job
>look okay/fit enough
however
>career going no where though
>quite depressed through being too smart
>displeased with current job, house, gf and lack of hobbies
>>702070768
that shit is unclear, should I subtract points when I respond "no" to a sentence or leave it?
>>702089112
There is also still help guys, i used to probably score pretty wizard.
Will provide advice if anyone seeks any
>>702089112
You have it all, but hate it... i know the feel
>>702089186
help = hope
>>702089186
Yes. Advice is needed.
>>702075808
146. I was here seven years ago, I'd have scored over 100 even then.
>>702089192
Yeah haven't been the same since broke up with my ex, was legit in love. She was med student, intelligent, chill, motivated, mature, not that irrational.
Current one is paramedic student, just about paramedic, bit of a badass/scary but bit irrational girl style and sorta socially awkward
needed bump
>>702071428
>>702072260
>>702072952
>>702073096
>>702073203
>>702073536
>>702073659
>>702073808
>>702073914
>>702074102
>>702074194
>>702074346
>>702074458
>>702074581
>>702075195
>>702075226
>>702075930
>>702076955
>>702077066
>>702077298
>>702077329
>>702077736
>>702078327
>>702078342
>>702079374
>>702079388
>>702079610
>>702079703
>>702079895
>>702079905
>>702079929
>>702080320
>>702080371
>>702080534
>>702081206
>>702081474
>>702085182
>>702085434
>>702086070
>>702086749
>>702089112
>>702089302
115 here
>tfw apex of human race
Feels good
143
>>702070768
15.
>>702089316
are you me?
>>702089616
haha what's your story bro
(brisbane australia)
112
>>702089302
Honestly standards in this test are pretty low. What I consider a decent person would score well over 150.
In fact anything under 100 is probably either underage or in medical conditions.
>>702088885
I mean yeah... but it's a bit strange if you're on /b/ then I suppose
>>702089130
You shouldn't subtract anything. Just add points when a statement is true.
57. fuck. so close to not being a robot. it's the test's fault, i won't end up on /r9k
>>702089587
Wait, my bad. It's actually 20.
>>702089993
how
>>702070768
129. dammit im offbyone.
bump thread
117
>>702070768
104
>>702070768
59...
social category was kinda depressing
Even though I got the bonus six points, only got 65. Fuck my life.
>>702089993
Okay, I'm up to 27.
That's my accomplishment for today.
138
A lot of this stuff just happens without much effort as you become an oldfag.
I really feel bad for you faggots
108
40
>feels really bad man
130
>>702091041
Grills can be robots too
>>702070768
117.
how are you so low?
143 here
137
>>702092011
I dunno man, I thought most of /b/ would be within the same number area as me.
>>702092726
i think the test is a bit botched, leaves out bunch of variables
>>702070768
Any 130+ virgins here?
134. Now i remember why I stopped getting on /b all those years ago. This is a thread for garbage people that from time to time used to produce a chuckle. Usually it doesn't even do that, now.
>>702070768
118
>>702070768
133 feels good man
>>702092182
23
>having over 30 points
normalfags get out
>>702093539
>>having over 30 points
>normalfag
Inaccurate
>>702093816
normie detected
get off my board, you normie fags who have deluded yourselves in to thinking you arent normies are worse than regular normies
72
>>702094125
>having over 30 points
>normalfags get out
>702094125
>normie detected
And there's the expected comment which defines the word "stupidity".
>>702093539
>>702093816
>>702094125
66
Well shit.
34
>>702070768
19 :<
I got a fucking 3
Kek, 0
>>702095919
>>702095984
Frankenstein would get a higher score, nice kek's
98
>>702094698
LE EPIC WIN
>>702070768
132
92.
Sounds about right.
>tfw 132
>>702070768
123 FUCK What am I doing here
>>702070768
146
WTF. Not sure if all of you are sperglords or if I just think really highly of myself. It's at least -40 for frequently visiting 4chan.
>>702070768
39
So....I think it's broken. I scored a 136.
Am I too normal to be here?
mfw this whole thread
>>702097510
Look, the edge right here.
136.
And it's right, I am.
>>702097660
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIES
YOU ASSHOLES STOLE COMICS, VIDEOGAMES, MANGA, ANIME, SCI-FI AND INTERNET CULTURE, YOU DONT GET TO TAKE ./B/ AS WELL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702097661
You're a 35 at best you fat spastic.
>>702070768
113 and in a year it'll be about 120-130
>>702098182
In your dreams, fucking faggot.
11
>just like the perfect age for sexual parteners
Got 34
53 hopefully I make it to 100+ someday
>>702098070
Not true! You weeaboo.
>>702070768
82. Just barely not a cyborg. Still a weird fag though.
>>702070768
How the fuck did I get 145
116 > normfag
>>702098588
I'm not a weeb, I just so happen to like hentai and anime reaction pics. I don;'t even watch anime.. besides that one anime movie just 20 minutes ago, but that was because I already knew it and I just so happened to rewatch it. I don't watch any new anime shows, they\re all shit.
>>702099208
>I'm not a weeb
You should look up the definition then.
83, but the description is wrong.
I never get out of my apartment aside for uni and groceries.
>>702070768
102.
Still I hate relationship and I find it hard to not be a cloudcucoolander...
kissless virginfag here, but still got 97. This chart needs to step up its game
Got 120
>>702070768
104
64 I feel as if this is accurate
>>702100305
Blaze it
>>702070768
60
115 king of the normalfags
Why does being a girl add 6 points?
>>702101265
Heteropatriarcal Privilege
>>702101441
Could you define that? Can't find any decent explanations.
43
143
65
>>702100942
Thats 420 blazeit not 120 you underaged knob. -19 points for being a fucking doorknob
>>702101894
Sorry, maybe in english you don't have anything like that. i mean being female adds 6 points cuz males has lots of privileges. Gender privileges. Got it now?
>>702102126
Hngggggg yeah, i cummed. It came out all over your face sooooo easily... mmmmhhhh
>>702102156
Not really. Which specific privileges would be the reason to add 6 points to girls?
138
>>702102524
YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
>>702070768
Got 111, ima normalfag, Nooop
>>702102742
Calm down and explain then. I don't study or care about topics such as this one. Why? Because they are not interesting in the slightest. Due to this chart, this topic became interesting. Now answer the question if you're so knowledgeable about this.
>>702103054
I'm pretty sure in the context of the image girls get 6 bonus points because it's easier for them to be accepted by society or something. It feels like the opposite of what the other guy is trying to tell you.
>>702070768
whats the max score, so I can just subtract the ones I dont have?
>>702104680
Don't subtract anything. Just add up the points from every statement that is true to you. Max is like ~170
79 "slightly strange"
that's a pleasant surprise.
>>702105065
>adding up almost a hundred numbers instead of subtracting twenty
>>702105569
Well I assumed most people on /b/ would get a score closer to 0 than 170.
89
I expected me to be 30 at most. Quite surprising.
55 cyborg here
how is being female +6? Shouldnt it be -6?
>>702105951
55 robot here, thought i was a cyborg for a second.
>>702104680
171 is the max score
33 for physical
31 for mental
47 for social, which is pretty unfair
31 for accomplishments
29 in bonus round
140
are people here really that sad? :(
143
>>702070768
85...
pretty accurate description
>>702070768
132, but I still live with my parents and have no job, that alone should give -500 or so.
Basically I would be perfect fucking god amongst you, if not for those two things...
95. barely normalfag, bitches.
fuck physical/mental
61
>>702107321
if not for those two things, you wouldn't be one of us...
aren't you glad that interviewer didn't hire you?
I did good
83
>>702070768
12 - 9 - 11 - 11 - 16
so 59
16 also im 34lvl neet
>>702070768
Physical: 21
Mental: 29
Social: 44
Accomplishment: 26
Bonus: 16
Total: 136
This thing is absolutely rigged to succeed. I mean, not being a neet gives four points, what the fuck.
48 points, i'm a robot
31, not a wizard yet
>>702107867
I'd REEEE at the image, but it's sadly true. Fucking furries.
137. Not in great shape, but not terrible. Most of my points tie pretty directly to being a grad student and to having an average sexual history.
9 hour thread tho lmao
>>702109412
>Most of my points tie pretty directly to being a grad student and to having an average sexual history.
This. The average 25yo scores "successful" on this thing.
>>702087519
What the actual fuck.
122
>>702070768
14
pic very much related
>>702109750
What?
>>702099208
Really nicely hooked bait.
>>702087519
>not in education/employment/training
>have plenty of disposable income
>>702070768
58; barely a robot.
I'm almost a filthy normie.
>>702070768
150 Feelsgoodman.jpeg
142
Feels great
>>702072021
139
People seriously get lower than 100 on this thing?
>>702111376
>almost
You'd need to almost double your score anon, you're nowhere close
>>702075226
You look alright
100, though I find it very difficult to socialize.
I'm just glad that girls somehow find me attractive.
93
83, grow up fags, can't pay rent with GBP.
>>702111123
I have a job while shitty, I dont spend money.
>>702070768
>take pride in your body?
so fat possitives get a plus?
this test has many faults
>>702070768
A good 136.
>>702070768
136
I think the Scoring system is off because I've been on the Chan for almost a year now so there's got to be some kind of mental retardation that isn't showing in this score
132
guess im a normie
oh boy
>>702112274
That's just because you're a newfag normie who came here because he thought it's cool.
>>702112374
Not really. Everyone I know save 1 person thinks that 4chan is the worst place in the world where they mutilate 12 year olds and rape babies. I just stumbled here by accident.
Roll
>>702070768
133
Well then.
>im not a robot
How right you are captcha, how right you are.
>>702087519
>what?
Dude, everything. Particularly those:
>NEET living with parents
>no vehicle
>claims to live independent life
>no hobbies/sports
>doesn't work out
claims to be particularly strong
Also the general lack of being a functioning human being, Jesus, fuck man. Get it together. It's fine to not be social, but at least get your own life together.
>>702112274
>the Chan
>>702070768
82 here
>>702070768
96 phew
152. Shit's good, man.
Category breakdown: 26, 25, 47, 30, 24
>>702112672
Used to lift weights, dont anymore.
Kinda bored with life so im not making effort for anything.
75, good enough, can enjoy the best of both worlds....
Or the worst of both
>>702070768
76, could be worse.
144
>>702070768
98 yes!!
But i have to work on the accomplishments more.
Sometimes I forget how easy I have it. But guys, seriously - everybody's got something. I might seem like ultraChad, but I got bullied when I was younger, got fucked up over my first love and still get stressed out over all the people I'm not. You'll all make it at some point :)
94 here
>>702070768
75 cyborg reporting in.
Although I could easily get into low 90s-100s if I went in for that "positive self-talk" Stuart Smalley bulllshit.
>>702070768
>120
I was shocked as shit.
I thought I was a loser
>pic related: I always thought this dude was the definition of cool mother fucker as a kid
Don't even need to do it to know I'm probably a grand wizard.
Live in a shitty area so friends were always from different cities, can't get a job because my part of England is PakisTindia, school was infested with niggers that bullied me out of it.
Now I sit in my room at 19 with no qualifications or friends getting high because I can't escape this fucking trap
19 with grand wizard status and no way to move up.
>Pic related.
>>702070768
133 master race
>>702070768
96.
REPLY LIMIT
10 hour thread L
>>702070768
126
3 years ago this score was only 53, even that because of obsessive facebook usage
>>702070768
106
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>>702111442
>>702077736
>>702089565
>>702113807
>>702099059
>>702089302
>>702096729
>>702075195
>>702111392
>>702080371
>>702113164
>>702076955
>>702080320
>>702092177
ITT: People so insecure that they will lie even when completely anonymous
119 is pretty rad I guess
