Welcome to club KEK, the hottest spot in the city. inside are bangin tunes, hot bitches and drugs of all sorts.
Singles = not welcome
Dubs = come on in!
trips = V.I.P. table with champagne and shiet
Quads = Back room lounge with waifus begging to suck your dick
Quints = you are now the owner of club KEK, you can basicly do what you want.
here we go
> Be Me
> Got Swedish Fish Oreo
> Smells max naste
> Taste one anyway
> Everyone in my group of pals hate it.
> Taste like Child's Tooth Paste
> Offer to take it home and torture my family with it
> Friend named, let's call I'm John, takes Tooth Paste Oreo and refuses to let me pioson my family
> Friend named, let's call him Juan, Takes it.
> John thinks he's joining this game of keep away
> Juan give the Shit Oreo to me
> John quickly graps it out of my hands, jogs a short distance, and drop kicks it across the Parking lot.
> Juan Rushes over there to grab the packaged Oreo dust.
> John yells get in the car
> Everyone, except Juan, hops in
> John starts the car
> Juan manages to get in and give me the Oreo Package
> Open the bag
> Get home
> Throw bag of dust away
> Tell father I wanted to give him tooth paste cookies, but John drop kicked them into oblivion.
> Father looks sad, he was hoping I'd bring home a snack
> He usaully like to eat the garbage I bring home
> He even ate chocolate fudge Twinkies
> Tell my dad that it was swedish fish flavored Oreo's
> Dad says, "Swedish Fish Oreo's... Goodness, no. that sounds awful"
> tfw even my father would eat swedish fish oreos
No Mr. Bouncer this duffel bag dosen't have any automatic weapons, just let me in
Hello my good man, just here to party with the bitches.
i know im on here, look one more time
This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.
Dude I don't even give a fucking shit about your club, unless it kills me, waiting for death faggots
Check me out, Im the life of the party!
CANT WAIT TO GET THEM BITCHES AT THE CLUB
Still waiting for death, and holy shit, why you guys so interested in this whack ass club, it ain't shit
I'll do whatever the fuck I want anyway, faggot check these singles.
Make like an indie Canadian band, and let me in.
sorry guys repeating numbers coming through
Come on bounce you know me