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Welcome to club KEK, the hottest spot in the city. inside are bangin tunes, hot bitches and drugs of all sorts.

Singles = not welcome
Dubs = come on in!
trips = V.I.P. table with champagne and shiet
Quads = Back room lounge with waifus begging to suck your dick
Quints = you are now the owner of club KEK, you can basicly do what you want.
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Rolling
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Reroll
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Get
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Get
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roll
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Faggots
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>>702065286
hell
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Ez dubs
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This club sucks
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>>702067100
you got 'em
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LET ME IN YOU FUCKS
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Let me in, bitch.
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I swear i am on the damn list
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here we go
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>>702065286
Kek
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let me in nigger im doug dimmadome
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I'm in
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>>702067100
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>>702065286
This is my place now
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>>702065286
checking in
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>>702067335
Reroll
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>>702065286
Yo
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>>702065286
let me in
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Let me in
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Roll
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aagh
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I'm not on the list because I wrote the fucking list. Now move away or you're fired, nigger.
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> Be Me
> 20
> Got Swedish Fish Oreo
> Smells max naste
> Taste one anyway
> WakeMeUp.png
> HowToTieANoose.pdf
> Everyone in my group of pals hate it.
> Taste like Child's Tooth Paste
> Offer to take it home and torture my family with it
> Friend named, let's call I'm John, takes Tooth Paste Oreo and refuses to let me pioson my family
> Friend named, let's call him Juan, Takes it.
> John thinks he's joining this game of keep away
> Juan give the Shit Oreo to me
> John quickly graps it out of my hands, jogs a short distance, and drop kicks it across the Parking lot.
> Juan Rushes over there to grab the packaged Oreo dust.
> John yells get in the car
> Everyone, except Juan, hops in
> John starts the car
> Juan manages to get in and give me the Oreo Package
> Open the bag
> BrokenDreams.jpeg
> Get home
> Throw bag of dust away
> Tell father I wanted to give him tooth paste cookies, but John drop kicked them into oblivion.
> Father looks sad, he was hoping I'd bring home a snack
> He usaully like to eat the garbage I bring home
> He even ate chocolate fudge Twinkies
> Tell my dad that it was swedish fish flavored Oreo's
> Dad says, "Swedish Fish Oreo's... Goodness, no. that sounds awful"
> tfw even my father would eat swedish fish oreos
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Singles for life.
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>>702067226
Lol can i save that
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>>702067522
The one time I get in.
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Can I get in?
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Party time..
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big dubs coming through bitches,
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>>702065286
roll
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The DJ is here!
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Re-roll
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Roll
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dub get
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>>702065286
Armadillo taints
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dubs...
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>>702067413
Whoops wrong ID
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rollin
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Fag
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roll again
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>>702065286
I need to get in
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555
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>>702067709
ReRollin' cause I want in
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Roll
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doubes
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>>702067507
>BE NIGGER
>NOT EATING CHICKEN
MFW
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>>702065286
check these bitch
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>>702065286
Basically.. you're all plebs lol
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000 get
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Rollin
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>>702067722
>>702067733
check'd
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>>702067937
hey daddy want a lap dance?
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>>702065286
oik
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plebs
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>>702068034
faggot bitch
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>>702068034
im on the list i swear baby
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Well?
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Let me in you faggots
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I swear I am on the list man, check again
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check 'em nigger!
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>>702068111
check'd
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>>702068111
Sir, have a seat
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>>702065286
Rollerino
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>>702068111
yeah i did that vip here i come baby
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>>702067994
so close
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>>702068015
No Mr. Bouncer this duffel bag dosen't have any automatic weapons, just let me in
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checking for fags
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Hello my good man, just here to party with the bitches.
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let me in pls
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>>702068226
motherfucker so close
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Rerollerino
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let me in kek
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i know im on here, look one more time
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If I get trips, you have to eat two packages of sweedish fish oreos op.
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>>702068378
dude i know the owner cmon
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King of quads here; back for my refueling & to get my struts replaced.
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>>702065286
eat shit
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Let me in
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>>702068399
come on in
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Refuckingrollerino
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>>702068378
alright im leaving, ffs.
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meep
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Rolll
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>>702068111
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l-let me in
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diamonds
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  ▲
▲ ▲ Move over!
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ez dubz
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Come on i swear wallahi my name is right there
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Fuck this club and everyone in it
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everytime
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how tough am I?!
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Hey please leme enter :'v
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>>702068111
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needs a ball pit
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check these
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i mean these >>702068771
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Yeah my name should be under Deez Nuts.
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This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.
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>>702068817
no these
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>>702068851
nooooo theeesssee
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>>702065286
I shall enter
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>>702068890
checkem
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Roll
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Let me in your stupid club fagget
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Bunch of faggots
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O{P} is a faggot therefore i buttfuck him in my club
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>>702068926
Fuck me. Rollin
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>>702068923
lol
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>>702069048
I'm not getting in back to the basement batman
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rolling on the river
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check em in my asshole fgt
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>>702069111
welcum
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>>702065286
dubs comin' @ ya
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>>702069308
true
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Let me in, i'm a faget
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>>702065286
Thanks bud
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>>702069111
>>702068111
wtfffff
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check them :^)
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Dude I don't even give a fucking shit about your club, unless it kills me, waiting for death faggots
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dubs get?
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Let me in asshole
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LET ME IN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>702065286
Check me out, Im the life of the party!
CANT WAIT TO GET THEM BITCHES AT THE CLUB
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>>702069599
stream it bitch
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pretty sure im on the vip list
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>>702070077
sadly no, but you still get to get in.

Time to try my luck, again
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Let me in niggers
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>>702065286
vip inc
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>not letting me in
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Can i get in?
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ok i own this club now
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trips incoming
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quads or bust
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Excuse me, can i join the party?
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>not having quints in current year
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i am waiting two hours in rain man, just let me in
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>>702070743
i guess not, peace
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Im in, amigos!
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>>702065286
help
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Don't mind me, just strolling on in
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let me in pls
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>>702065286
shut up nigger let me through
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Rall
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Here, look at my perfectly real ID with dubs
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Am I getting in?
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I am da man
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>>702065286
Fuck off tyrone you dirty nigger
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Step aside faggots
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>>702071466
holy shit I actually got in
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Name should be on the list.
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Raullin
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I came here to drink and fuck waifus, and im done with the drinks
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Kute

Kuddly

Klub
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>>702071550
No, really. Double check that list
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>>702071624
I called ahead and reserved my spot though
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>>702065286
Cool, let me in now.
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It's about to get too hot in the club.
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>>702071737
Recheck it
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>>702065286
LEMME IN
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Rolllllll
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>>702071783
You're not getting in, pleb. Know your station in life.
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Ayy
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check deez noobs
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>>702065286
Move faggits
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goddamn niggers get out of my neighborhood
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>>702071866
That was easy
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Roll up in the club, like, what up? I got a big cock
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>>702072000
Well, VIP for me then.
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Let me in faggot
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I have reservations for 9:00
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>>702072000
Nice upgrade. Maybe it's time I think about upgrading, myself.
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whatsup faggots
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>>702072066
Why am I the chosen one
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>>702065286
rolll
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>>702072111
>>702072000
hes a madman
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>>702072111
Kek, I own this place
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>>702071866
>>702072000
>>702072066
>>702072111
Hi moot. I see you secretly kept your admin powers.
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>>702072220
Well fuck. So close and yet so far.
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hi
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>>702072220
You can have one of my dubs
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kek
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Are there any steel beams in here?
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I don't want to get inside. I'll make better club
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her's my ID
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Can I get in?
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let me in, muddatrucka
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wish I could enter this heaven
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lemme in dis bitch
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hey asshat, heres 20$ to let me in, come on!!!
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I'm I allowed into club KEK?
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>>702072772
ok ok, what about 35??
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i was just in there
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>>702067977
Check'd
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Check em'
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nigger
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>>702065286
hey guys its me video game dunkey!!
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Roll
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Check em
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step aside peasants
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Open the door pls
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Roll
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>>702073744
hey, that's pretty good!
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Let me in bitch ass crawfish
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Nice
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Roll
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Rolling
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Let me in cucks
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Ima singe lady and I find this discrimination absurd. Let me in
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Pardon me
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>>702065286
I'm going in anyway fucking bitch
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>>702065286
rollinn
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roll
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>>702065286
Police, we are shutting this shit down!
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I'm on the list
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i want to get in ayyy
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>>702065286
ight ight ight
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>>702072833
Best I can do is $30. Let me call a buddy of mine to be certain.
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>>702074612
Yeah, the sex offender list.
AYOOOO
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Gimme my waifus bitch
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>>702069599
Still waiting for death, and holy shit, why you guys so interested in this whack ass club, it ain't shit
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>Flashes Fake Kek ID
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ok
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Let me in faggot
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>>702075964
Sorry sir I didn't mean to be mean to you
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Yo! Yo! Waz guud muh dude? Coming thru to get on to these tunes.
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>>702076350
Fuck maybe next time guy. See ya.
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let me in or I shoot up your club
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>>702075654
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>>702065286
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>>702065286
Let me in pls
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>>702076790
what i meant to say was

LET ME IN PLS
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rollin
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Can I go in pls (*///*)
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I think I'm gonna leave this establishment. Smells like shit here. Check ya later losers
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Your club is shit,
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i'd rather stay at home
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I'm back, faggot. Hook me up.
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sup kek
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>>702077808
lol kidding got plenty of roofies for them bitches
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Lemme in or I'll blow it up
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Watch this newfags
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Let me in my man. You can trust me
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CHECK EM
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Trips get
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>>702065286
hope the club isn't closed
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dubs get
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Roll
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>>702065286
dubs
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>>702065286
I'll do whatever the fuck I want anyway, faggot check these singles.
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>>702065286
if i get quads i will eat poop
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Gimmy dat club plz
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Make like an indie Canadian band, and let me in.
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>>702065286
I forgot my keys inside, let me in bro!
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Nice
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Please can I come inside?
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>>702080970
Not nice
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let me in. its a me, luigi
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>>702081109
mario?
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>>702081126
toad?
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>>702081171
yoshi?
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>>702081203
wario?
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Gettin in
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>>702081247
waluigi?
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i can asure you that this is not a fake id.
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>>702081282
peach?
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>>702065286
they see me rollin'
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>>702081315
daisy?
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bitches
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>>702067100
shiiiiit
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>>702081342
bowser?
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Oh hi good sir
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>>702065286
p-please let me in
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Let me in you fuckin meathead
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>>702065286
sorry guys repeating numbers coming through
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>>702081529
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>>702081545
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rollin, rollin, rollin
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fuck outta here
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please sir, may I have a kek?
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Kek
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>>702065286
VIP
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I'm on the list.
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>>702065286
Come on bounce you know me
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>>702065286
rawl
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>>702065286
H-Hey... I uh... I totally belong in this club... <.< >.>
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>>702065286
Can i come in?
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>>702082642
What do you mean not on the list....? I-I am too! Check again!
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I'm home.
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>>702082881
fug
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>>702082672
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Showeroo
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kek
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ZA WARUDOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>702082714
C-Can you maybe... PUT me on the list...?
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I'm going to have to ask all of you to leave.
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>>702083060
I-I'll suck yer dick, Mr. Bouncer...?
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>>702065286
Roll
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yo let me in dawg
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Swag em'
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