Family secrets. Did you mom have an affair? Your brother is a pedophile? Your uncle is in jail for rape? Grandma is a gambler?
Stuff that everyone inside the family knows but never talks about it.
>>702064627
When my uncle was fucked up on coke he tried to fuck my other uncle's mouth (his younger brother) forcibly. Yep.
Guy used to babysit me.
>>702064627
My uncle molested both of his daughters
Bump
>>702065229
he in prison now?
>>702065393
Nah, he's governor
>>702065595
REALLY? COOL
>>702065393
Still awaiting trial. It was only a couple of months ago but he is going to plead guilty.
My dad touched my dog's butt
>>702064627
Dad has a bit of alcohol dependency and a gambling problem. Probably related to his depression.
My dad did favors for the local mob boss fucking up Federal Wiretaps. That is how my college tuition was paid in full before I graduated.
My uncle is in jail for like 8 DUI's.
It takes alot in Wisconsin.
I used to have sex with my cousin when we were young. He turned out a bit dumb so I sometimes think it fucked him up.
We never talk about it and he pretends it never happened.
>>702064627
Two of my cousins (siblings) have a half brother that they don't know about because their dad put a baby in the maid the day he officially split up with their mother (my aunt).
My family faked being refugees in order to get into America. I found out a week ago after 15 years of living here.
apparently my grandfather was a child diddler. he never touched me or anything, wasn't really around him much when I was little but started hanging around with him more when I was 13.
over the years we became very tight, our family is kind of a joke. also turns out he was gay too, but why would I be here right? anyways when my grandmother (whom I have never met) found out he was a homosexual or something in the late 70's or early 80's she went bonkers and tried to jump the narrows bridge, he packed up and chased the almighty dollar around the country with his daughter and son. running supermarkets, building fuckin' buildings and shit and designing shit. wish I could remember maybe it will come to me.
anyways,i guess there was this kid that was a friend of my dads. my grandpa was a cool cat and held pretty good jobs cause he was a fucking machinist carpenter woodworking wizard, took care of the neighborhood kids.
well anyways when he got cancer, I was taking care of him all alone by myself strung out on meth, doing my best to do whatever his crazy dying brain could come up with. also he was 6'4 and big as fuck. I had to get him up and down and shit.
anyways, this kid, I always thought it was the brain cancer talking but he said him and this kid were in love. they fucked and slept together, kid was like 8 years old.
found some kids clothes in his stuff too cleaning out shit. so apparently this kid killed himself, and my grandfather somehow managed to steal the fucking clothes.
this is on my dads side, my dad says he doesnt know or remember and won't ever fucking talk about it.
when I first found the clothes I called my mom to try and make sense of the shit and I guess everything was true. I freaked the fuck out and set the clothes on fire on my back porch
i don't know if this is a family secret but whatever. anyways I am pretty twacked on shit so I apologize for my ramblings I wanted to get this shit out
On both sides of my family my grandparents have cheated, both times it was the males. On one side he had a whole family and thus my mother has a half sister who we never speak about. Btw both grandparents are back together probably due to not wanting to loose half their money. i think one of my uncles was also abusive, his relationship didn't recover although he still sees his kids. Finally my farther is adopted but knows his real parents and so we cannot talk about his birth parents in front of his adopted mother.
my dad has a collection of child porn
>young girls from around 5-8 years old
he has an external drive in his wardrobe
>he tried to tell me that I had to sell my gun collection to help out with bills and shit
>well, dad, do you think the FBI would be more concerned with my legally registered collection or your illegal collection of child porn?
>his shocked face
>his shocked face fuels me
>>702066518
wow, the maid must be sexy af
>>702067113
Why dont you fucking turn him in? Or do you like that shit?
>>702067410
He's still his father, dude
>>702066752
shit man, that's pretty fucked up
>>702064627
>learn mom is cheating on dad
>on international flight with mom at the time
>tell her she's going to drop the relationship
>she refuses
>tell her she's going to drop the relationship
>she thinks I'm bluffing
>get home
>immediately load up AR and glock
>she asks what I'm doing
>look over my shoulder
>I've found the guys address through the county assessor
>halfway out the door
>she calls the guy and breaks it off
>gives me password to her phone and all her social media
>trail her for a few days to make sure
>famiry honor saved
>>702066752
That's pretty fucking crazy, dude
It just proves that no man is good or evil
>>702067410
this>>702067520
and I have a free ride
i'm not going to fuck up this gravy train
>>702067608
wow, mom must be sexy af
>>702067608
Bed time
It's past yours
>>702067608
>famiry honor
you japs are crazy about family honor and shit
Family is kind of all alcoholics. Grandma attended AA when she was younger, Grandpa would get drunk and beat the shit out of my dad (brother told me the only time he saw my dad cry was when he told him that his dad(grandpa) beat him badly when he got drunk and he would never do that) and great grandpa beat the hell out of my grandpa. Mom and Dad are also mild alcoholics, in denial though.
>>702067608
honor you say?
My uncle molested all of his nephews
I molested my uncles nephews.
>>702066720
So do the right thing and go back to the point of origin your felonious cell came here from. Give back the money, repay the cost of the material items and gtfo.
>>702066752
a pederast?
or was he a kid too when it happened?
My mom secretly practices witchcraft. She's got some scary shit. Got this Crystal or glass ball that can fuck you up if you stare into it long enough
>>702064627
>My grandma said that her stuffing was a recipe she made.
>It was on the stouffers box.
I do big poo poos in the cubord so mommy and my dad can smoosh it on there bodys
>>702067608
good work son
>>702064627
They are jehova witnesses
>>702069077
No it can't you retard
My mom has cheated on my dad multiple times under his nose. At a point it was a question if he was my father or not
>>702067608
>load up the AR
>gives password to phone
You have to learn to sell it better anon. Now go to sleep it's a school night buddy.
>>702066752
lol dank
poppop probably killed the kid tbh
>>702069122
fuck dude!
I couldn't live in a family like that
I'd black sheep and disown them all
>>702069279
how does it live with jehova witnesses as parents?
>my gran went full schitzoid and offed herself
>when mom was 5 she moved in with i don't even know what, i call her granny
>granny married a chomo, never touched my mom but years later it was found out that he let others
>had to be babysat by him from age 6-7
>apparently he molested me, turns out i've suppressed the thought so much that i forgot he even existed and i found this out when i had to go to therapy at 15
mfw i am developing mutable personality due to this, also me coming to terms with it brought on schizophrenia
I molested some uncles
>>702069614
also, you're gay now
>>702064908
Some people just cant handle their coke.
My nephews molested my uncle
>>702067113
lmao you're so full of shit. All your dad has to do is properly destroy the hdd and you're fucked.
My brother cheats on his wife.
And my brother in law cheats on my sister. Both women have no fucking idea
My aunt is a nigger lover meth-head and tried to kill herself while tripping out, on my 14th birthday, and she stabbed my grandma.
I still remember the blood stained walls.
This should have been enough to keep me away from drugs, but nope. It only fueled my use of drugs :^)
>>702064627
I diddled my daughters when they were little. Would start when they were toddlers, would stop after her first blood. They're all married now and as far as I know they got their husbands to diddle their daughters too so now it's a family tradition.
>>702067230
No, she was super plain.
>>702070283
hi daddy , my brownstar awaits your hairy knuckle, u old fucktard.
>>702069614
chomo? mutable?
stop making up words mother fucker
>>702070373
haha idk but i laughed when i read brownstar
>>702064627
>guy on the left
Leonardo DiCaprio really let himself go.
>>702064627
one of my cousins was sent to jail for murder. Nobody ever talks about her anymore.
>>702070519
chomo = child molester, i'm not even american and i know this. step up your game faggot.
>>702070948
i've never heard of this word either. must be a twitter thing.
I jerked off my aunti's nephew with one hand and my grandmother's grandson with the other
Fucked around with my cousin for a while, stopped, recently got back in contact again. Hope it starts up again she could suck a mean dick.
Great grandpa hung himself in the barn, grandma found him. Mom's side
Uncle flipped a tractor on himself and crushed himself as a teenager. Grandma had a nervous breakdown and grandpa put her in the psych ward for electro shock. Made no sense to me because grandma was obviously in charge and grandpa was very passive. I think he created a monster. Dad's side.
Mom would ditch newborn me at home all the time to slut it up at the bar. She probably cheated but no proof.
My mother and all her siblings all either have failed marriages or never married. Grandma usually gets drunk at family gatherings and starts pointing out all her children's flaws and failings. This is is how I found out about mom the bar slut at Christmas when I was 10.
Got Rogue Squadron though.
My dad's bro sucked my moms bros cock on the porch of his house for crack money.
>>702071157
prison slang
>>702064627
Apparently I have a great uncle on moms side who has molested every female member of family except for my mom and 1 of 4 aunt's
>grandma bursts into ridiculous tears one day softer opening envelope
>ask mom and she says she doesn't know much besides he's getting life and letter was to appear to testify of and shit idk
>every fucking female family member
Crazy mother fucker
Kind of want to meet him just to see how he acts
At thanksgiving dinner when i was 13, my aunt asked me "do you have any friends"
And before i could answer, my Drunk Mom blurted out "His only friend is DELL"
I literally cried
>>702070519
Rolling for this
>>702071204
>Same person
>>702064627
Uncle looks like Papa Smurf, one son turned out trans, full post op now called Debbie-Mae, other son is a world renowned dance in a gay troop.
I'm certain he is (was) a kiddie-fiddler, always wanted to baby sit me, not interested in my sisters... Parents never allowed it, worst kept family secret.
>>702071562
>>702071498
>every fucking female family member
even ur grammy?
>>702064627
My mom had an affair, my parents are still together. My brother is gay. My uncle is not in jail for rape, though he is a crack addict and sold a lot of my grandmothers things and stole money from her in her last moments of life. My aunt (I figured this out recently) used to be a stripper. Her boyfriend made her do it and got her to get breast implants, she broke up with him and for years and years never made any contact with him, but recently just randomly got married to the guy. No context on how it happened, but it did. Also, I wanna go to school for zoology but i'm a lazy drug induced fuck and my dad says I will probably never achieve my goals of working in bio labs or studying any zoological sciences. There's that I guess.
>>702066325
Fem anon? Has it effected you in any way?
Uncle in a pedophile and a theif. Also i was molested by my sister multiple times when i was a child.
pretty sure thats why i have issues now.
I brought it up at new year in front of everyone when i was was drunk xD
Dad had/has a substance abuse addiction and mom is emotionally and mentally unstable so much you could say she's a schitz.
>>702067410
Men don't have morals.
Great grandfather collaborated with the nazis
>>702072025
Are you using the xD to hide your pain anon?
>>702066720
Remove kebab?
>>702072174
he was probably a pretty decent guy
>>702065850
how old were daughters? How did it come out?
>>702071717
I guess so hence why she broke down in tears upon opening the letter it's kind of a sensitive subject but from what my mom told me every family member including gran if it's my great uncle that makes him my grans brother
>>702072205
I am, anon, i am.
>>702067113
did you fap to it?
Shit often runs in families.
>>702068509
Fucking savages
Oldfag here. When I was about 40, I found out I had a half brother who was 5 years older than me. My dad had been divorced and had a kid before he met my mom, and for some reason this was a shameful family secret they kept hidden from me all my life, until they got back in contact with him again.
And it turns out, my big brother is actually a pretty cool guy, so in the end it's all cool.
>>702070283
how would you know about the husbands? Did your daughters tell you?
>>702070943
who did she kill? Story?
>>702070948
no, thats a chimo, faggot, learn your fucking words first
chomo? really? child doesnt have an o in it you fucking rednick niggerscum
>>702072487
>my big brother is actually a pretty cool guy
im happy to hear that
>>702067113
Beware. He might try to set u up now.
>>702072596
>who did she kill?
John Lenin :(
>>702072025
what did your sister do to you?
>>702072236
He did it for the benefits and profits as a farmer, but still a nazi traitor.
>>702069835
Top kek.
>>702072721
>nazi traitor
good goyim, yes nazi's were evil, oy vey, good goy.
yes the world would be much worse if the nazi's had won, oy vey
>>702067608
Fuckin whore. Stone her if you really wish to have the family honor intact.
>>702070371
Super slutty then
>>702064627
During WW2, Winter War and Continuation War some of my relatives were Finnish spies who operated in Russian territory.
>>702072721
Pretty crazy, but when you gotta make a living.
>>702067608
Still should've went and shot the bastard
>>702067629
We are complex beings.
my parents hadn't gotten along for as long as I remember. Eventually mom cheated on dad and shit hit the fan. Dad went into a spiral and mom started going a bit insane herself, a few years later everyone acts like nothing ever happened and they are still married. I haven't lived there in years so I wasn't there when any crazy shit happened.
tl;dr my dads a cuck and everyone pretends lifes okay
>>702072721
There's nothing wrong with nazis.
>>702069614
good you forgot, focus on the future
>>702067608
Also, picture of mom.
>>702073045
True
One of my cuz got convicted of drug smuggling (on international waters i think) and now he's back and we all act like it never happened
My nephews forced my uncle to molest me
Years after divorcing my abusive father, my mother started to verbally and occasionally physically abuse me. She used certain sounds to condition me as well. Went fucking nuts while looking for a partner for about 1-2 years and neither of us ever talk about it. Those two years aside, she's a great mother and my sister knows nothing of it. It was completely out of character
>>702064627
My aunt is only 12 years older than me. She was a whore. Stayed a virgin until marriage, but even when I was like 4 I remember peeping on her giving head to lots of guys. I touched her while she was drunk asleep when I was like 12, she had nice tits. Before she passed out that night was when she told me she's still a virgin.
Thing is, she's been married for the past 12 years and she regrets it. She married when I was 6, and has two kids, my cousins. Elder is 12, and has a thing for me and spied on me showering for god knows how long before I caught her. She had nice tiny tits, I blackmailed her into letting me play with them, but last time I went back I think she realized that it isn't socially okay. Younger one is like 5. My aunt's husband is fat but makes shit loads of cash, is working in China, and is none the wiser about my aunt's dissatisfaction. Everyone else in my family knows she is dissatisfied. I'm still the only one who knows she sucked off like 50 guys in high school. She's hot as fuck still, shame I don't have pictures (smartphones weren't a thing then)
>>702068117
Not just jabs.central asia and the middle east.
I molested myself as i made my nephews uncle watch
>>702071498
>Kind of want to meet him just to see how he acts
He'd probably be down to touch your junk.
>>702072546
What'll happen would be she tells her husband "I wasn't technically a virgin when we were married because my dad used to fuck me" and so he'll talk to me about it and is show him the videos and encourage him to do it when he has daughters. So, I'm pretty sure most of them do but it's not the kind of thing you just talk about.
>>702072174
My great grandfather WAS a nazi, SS specifically....didn't find out until I was 23, Noone ever talked about it.
>>702066752
Whhhhhaaaaat Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
You are fucking interesting. Keep on talking anon.
>>702069122
That deceitful old bitch. Similar thing happened to me involving margarine.
>>702071467
And has been since at least the 90's. It was an insult when I was in middle school.
>>702072842
>collaborating with an enemy who killed your family in a horrible bombing which destroyed the 2nd largest city of the country.
>not being a traitor
>thinking its all about the jews and jews only
My grandfather fucked gooks
>>702071498
Also grandpas dad was apparently a circus act because he has a rare skin disease where he doesn't have sweat glands whatsoever.
>told he was the "alligator man"
>skin so dry it looks scaley
>i guess his mom had to rub special oil on him or his skin would turn into massive open sores from lack of skin oil and sweat
>got to see him on his death bed while 13
>mfw
>died of skin cancer
> also Mfw
>i have excess sweating in any enviornment over 75 degrees
>he seriously looked like a fucking alligator with all the cracks in his skin
>i probably just got passed all his extras sweat glands he didn't use
And that's about it not really a secret but pretty cool
>>702073628
stay cucked, goy
>>702073495
you kept vid of you doing it?
I would love to see my wife getting played with as a girl. I've had a few online girls send me pics of themselves as kids and then tell me about what happened to them but it's not the same.
>>702064908
>>702065229
>>702066046
>>702066325
>>702066518
>>702066752
>>702067044
>>702072614
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chomo
my nephews molested donald duck
>>702072709
well i was like 6.. she used to make me play with her vagoo, and suck her tits and shit like like that.dont really want to get too into it. im hungover as fuck
>>702073937
how old was she?
>>702073352
So you fapped?
>>702073721
I'll try to find a picture but don't know how good photography was in 40's or 50's hell I dunno when he was even in the circus
My real grandpa is Charles Manson. It's on my dads original birth certificate, but he was put up for adoption right after he was born.
>>702074151
i guess we can say that I "fapped' that just makes it sound pervy though.
>>702073747
>you kept vid of you doing it?
Yeah, I made a bunch of pictures and videos of fucking my daughters. It's so hot you have to take pictures.
>I would love to see my wife getting played with as a girl
But only if it was her father doing it, right? If it was just some guy that would be bad.
My uncle has raped a girl some years ago but didn't stay long in prison. He married a much younger woman 17-18 years ago and used to beat her all the time, she kicked her belly while she was pregnant and probably got their daughter retarted, he left her some years later and now he has a new girlfriend every weekend. He also risked falling down a bridge while driving asleep.
My grandmother had 2 kids (including my mom) with his first husband, he died and 10 years later she re-merried, this guy has had a really big problem with alcohol, he also used to beat my mother a lot, now she has issues and probably depression. My other uncles from my mother's side are normal, one of them used to be alcoholic and risked his life twice driving drunk. My father's family is poor but well-adjusted. Also my brother searches gay porn everyday on my computer on youtube. He is also really intrigued by imbulances or accidents, he watches the same three videos with accidents that have happened in my city 20 times a day
>>702064627
My uncle stole 2million in gold from the fed.
my nephew raped my gimpy uncle.
AMA
>>702066183
How
>>702070519
Chomo is prison slang for child molester. Quick google search dickhead
>>702071242
the bit about your meemaw sounds hilarious.
really, though.. Alabama? Tennessee? Arkansas? I need to know.
>>702070943
Story and picture plz
My uncle's brothers granddaughters friends sister molested my nurse at the nursing home I was put in when I was 70 by my unborn kids
>>702071157
1/10 getting me to respond
my wifes son is not actually mine.
He still believes i am his real father.
for hells sake I'm short and white and he is a 6.6 foot black kid.
Should i break it to him /b/?
>>702074445
He*
>>702064627
My dad tried to slit my moms throat once. Came close to succeeding. Spent 6 months in jail.
My dad kissed a girl and liked it.
Did them same.
No faggots in my immediate family.
I guess that's my white privilege showing.
>>702066183
Now that is a good contact to have
Pascal try 2 fuk uncles goat :(
>>702071562
Friends are overrated. Money is your friend.
>>702075237
>Tried
Is your dad a potato?
>>702074744
rock spider is more common but might depend what country you live in
>>702064627
My family is full of peder male and female. Lucky I did not get touched. Whole family was jehovahs witnesses. It was a big thing 60's/70's to take care of it internally in "the truth".
Any ways we kids all left when teenagers, one brother fucked kids, went to prison. I think other brother maybe touched my son, have plans to kill him if this is ever true, no verification required no police. Will shoot in face until I run out of ammo.
Fucking hate pedos
>>702073185
what m8
>>702073898
shut the fuck up dickhead its not spelled right so stop prepetuating dumb fuck mexican drug cartel prison slang because it makes you look like a stupid fucking spic beaner
>>702066518
Whoa dude, by silver platter standards, that's really really messed up.
I've posted about this on /b/ as I needed help with it, but I'll post the story again.
>Be me,25 yo grill that takes a lot of nude selfies
>started a nsfw blog of them
>reposted one of the sfw pics I took of myself onto my main blog
>dad found it
>bought something off of my wishlist, saying really explicit things about opening my pussy in the messages about it, all anonymously
>be me, see his name on a splashpage for my amazon
>freak. tf. out.
>dad texts a week later, says he wish he had done it in a less trackable way, asks if mom should know, backtracks and says he did it to teach me a lesson
>tell dad you don't believe him, don't want to hurt mom
>mom finds out some of story, doesn't understand why I freaked out, then reads the messages he sent and how explicit they were and asks if I want her to get a divorce.
Really regret some major aspects of this story, but it is definitely now a family secret.
>>702074744
No dummy, chomo is a Mexican type guy who wears tank tops and says "eyyy ese'" alot.
>>702075354
>Money is your friend.
thanks mr. goldstein
ONLY DUMB FUCK NIGGERS THINK CHOMO IS A WORD, ITS CHIMO. CHIMO = CHILD (CHI) AND MOLESTOR (MO). CHILD IS NOT SPELLED CHOLD. SO CHOMO DOESNT MEAN FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKING PRISON NIGGERS. ONLY STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS GO TO PRISON TO BE RAPED BY ALPHAMALE PECKERWOOD WHITEMEN AND BE THEIR BITCHES TO SERVE OUT THEIR SENTENCE. FUCK WITH ME PAPI. ONLY DUMB FUCK NIGGERS THINK CHOMO IS A WORD, ITS CHIMO. CHIMO = CHILD (CHI) AND MOLESTOR (MO). CHILD IS NOT SPELLED CHOLD. SO CHOMO DOESNT MEAN FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKING PRISON NIGGERS. ONLY STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS GO TO PRISON TO BE RAPED BY ALPHAMALE PECKERWOOD WHITEMEN AND BE THEIR BITCHES TO SERVE OUT THEIR SENTENCE. FUCK WITH ME PAPI. ONLY DUMB FUCK NIGGERS THINK CHOMO IS A WORD, ITS CHIMO. CHIMO = CHILD (CHI) AND MOLESTOR (MO). CHILD IS NOT SPELLED CHOLD. SO CHOMO DOESNT MEAN FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKING PRISON NIGGERS. ONLY STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS GO TO PRISON TO BE RAPED BY ALPHAMALE PECKERWOOD WHITEMEN AND BE THEIR BITCHES TO SERVE OUT THEIR SENTENCE. FUCK WITH ME PAPI. ONLY DUMB FUCK NIGGERS THINK CHOMO IS A WORD, ITS CHIMO. CHIMO = CHILD (CHI) AND MOLESTOR (MO). CHILD IS NOT SPELLED CHOLD. SO CHOMO DOESNT MEAN FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKING PRISON NIGGERS. ONLY STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS GO TO PRISON TO BE RAPED BY ALPHAMALE PECKERWOOD WHITEMEN AND BE THEIR BITCHES TO SERVE OUT THEIR SENTENCE. FUCK WITH ME PAPI. ONLY DUMB FUCK NIGGERS THINK CHOMO IS A WORD, ITS CHIMO. CHIMO = CHILD (CHI) AND MOLESTOR (MO). CHILD IS NOT SPELLED CHOLD. SO CHOMO DOESNT MEAN FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKING PRISON NIGGERS. ONLY STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS GO TO PRISON TO BE RAPED BY ALPHAMALE PECKERWOOD WHITEMEN AND BE THEIR BITCHES TO SERVE OUT THEIR SENTENCE. FUCK WITH ME PAPI.
Grandfather was a Vietnam veteran had a hole second family and was not allowed in the kkk for being to radical
not my family but my ex gf's
dad used to beat the shit out of all his daughters super asian style by making them sit on their knees and beg forgiveness as he smacked em with a stick
cousin molested her two older sisters constantly when they were kids. now he comes to their family functions with his own daughters
dads friend gave her a ride home when she was 8 and made out with her while feeling her up
she was brutally raped as a teenager by a guy with a gun who broke into their house
all three are crazy alcoholic whores
family never talks or dealt with any of this but when the sisters get drunk together they get into fights about it
she started fucking one of my best friends two weeks after i broke up with her but still sends me videos of her masturbating to old pics of us fucking
fucking asians are fucked up
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>>702071732
Prove him wrong. Im lazy as fuck too and get stoned out my mind, but i get up for work at 4am. bust my ass there full time. When im off, you cant pry me off my property because i like to "chill". Its a matter of discipline and motivation i feel ,because im stoned at work as well.
ONLY DUMB FUCK NIGGERS THINK CHOMO IS A WORD, ITS CHIMO. CHIMO = CHILD (CHI) AND MOLESTOR (MO). CHILD IS NOT SPELLED CHOLD. SO CHOMO DOESNT MEAN FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKING PRISON NIGGERS. ONLY STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS GO TO PRISON TO BE RAPED BY ALPHAMALE PECKERWOOD WHITEMEN AND BE THEIR BITCHES TO SERVE OUT THEIR SENTENCE. FUCK WITH ME PAPI. ONLY DUMB FUCK NIGGERS THINK CHOMO IS A WORD, ITS CHIMO. CHIMO = CHILD (CHI) AND MOLESTOR (MO). CHILD IS NOT SPELLED CHOLD. SO CHOMO DOESNT MEAN FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKING PRISON NIGGERS. ONLY STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS GO TO PRISON TO BE RAPED BY ALPHAMALE PECKERWOOD WHITEMEN AND BE THEIR BITCHES TO SERVE OUT THEIR SENTENCE. FUCK WITH ME PAPI. ONLY DUMB FUCK NIGGERS THINK CHOMO IS A WORD, ITS CHIMO. CHIMO = CHILD (CHI) AND MOLESTOR (MO). CHILD IS NOT SPELLED CHOLD. SO CHOMO DOESNT MEAN FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKING PRISON NIGGERS. ONLY STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS GO TO PRISON TO BE RAPED BY ALPHAMALE PECKERWOOD WHITEMEN AND BE THEIR BITCHES TO SERVE OUT THEIR SENTENCE. FUCK WITH ME PAPI. ONLY DUMB FUCK NIGGERS THINK CHOMO IS A WORD, ITS CHIMO. CHIMO = CHILD (CHI) AND MOLESTOR (MO). CHILD IS NOT SPELLED CHOLD. SO CHOMO DOESNT MEAN FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKING PRISON NIGGERS. ONLY STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS GO TO PRISON TO BE RAPED BY ALPHAMALE PECKERWOOD WHITEMEN AND BE THEIR BITCHES TO SERVE OUT THEIR SENTENCE FUCK WITH ME PAPI. ONLY DUMB FUCK NIGGERS THINK CHOMO IS A WORD, ITS CHIMO. CHIMO = CHILD (CHI) AND MOLESTOR (MO). CHILD IS NOT SPELLED CHOLD. SO CHOMO DOESNT MEAN FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKING PRISON NIGGERS. ONLY STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS GO TO PRISON TO BE RAPED BY ALPHAMALE PECKERWOOD WHITEMEN AND BE THEIR BITCHES TO SERVE OUT THEIR SENTENCE. FUCK WITH ME PAPI.
>>702071732
Fughan B Reagan
>>702064627
Male cousin (probably like 13 at the time) used to force his younger sister (was like 9) to suck his dick all the time. She told me while it was going on, we were about the same age so i didn't tell anyone. Pretty sure she mentally repressed it and i'm the only one who remembers it
>>702072025
Oh shit. Details plz
>>702075530
Link to blog?
I beat the fuck out of my cousin who is now in a wheelchair with some sort of muscle disease so like a quarter of my family hates me
>>702072155
Nice bait
>>702069614
I don't understand how therapists can just bring out suppressed memories and thoughts, does anyone know? Sounds like bullshit to me.
>>702075530
>>702075530
Well shit anon, I hope things don't get worse. Would love to see those nudes, but I doubt you'd be in the mood to share.
>I needed help with it
What kind of help are you looking for? Therapy? Or just someone to listen?
>>702075530
Link to blog?
My cousin raped his wife and went to prison for it for something like 10 years where became a member of the Aryan nation. While in prison the state granted rape victim and still wife conjugal visits, where she got pregnant
>>702076463
They have multiple methos, I've studied some of them at school but I remember only dreams interpretation and free association of ideas, psychotherapists usually look for supressed memories and thoughts
>>702064627
my cousin does porn
>>702072487
Congrats. My mom left her children from her 1st marrage to her older sister because my dad said they couldnt come with us to usa. My dad helped bring one of kiko camerena's killers to justice in return for passage. My half bro is a surgeon and im a loser(he has a bad ex wife problem tho).I told my mom she picked the wrong son.they are all cool .My mom visits them sometimes. They want me to pay them a visit as well. Got a boner from a pic of a hot chick with black curly hair. Turned out to be one of my half sisters. Shame intensifies
>>702077613
Link?
>>702077613
sauce?
I have an uncle who murdered his ex gf. He shot her point blank in the face with a 12 gauge.
>>702069077
magic isnt real
>>702077613
how do family gatherings go? do you masturbate to her?
>>702072614
The o is added for rhyming and convenience sake. Words and sentences are flexible and forgiving, unlike numbers.Calm down teacher.
>>702065850
wow those daughters suck
My brother doesn't close down his spreadsheets so I can access them on the server.
My mum once cooked a meal that wasn't very good
My dad is the worst though, he once did 32 in a 30 zone
>>702072965
Weren't they allies until the ruskies invaded?
>>702076581
Ty! That means a lot anon. I'm doing ok with it just nightmares here n there.
>>702077172
No srry
>>702067113
You really should help with bills. Father gets pissed and sends you a email will all his porn.
Destroys/Buries Laptop
Calls FBI
You go down because of a email you don't even know you have.
>>702072977
Im sure it was that or round the whole family up for a train ride. Plomo o plata? The choice is yours.
>>702075382
No, but my mom is strong.
>>702078476
Okay, well you should definitely reach out to a counselor or a good friend you can trust. I don't know what country you're in, but if you're in countries like USA, Canada, UK, the wealthier countries in the EU (scandanavian), or in Australia, most university/college campuses have hotlines for free phone conversations with professional counselors.
If you wanna talk to someone random online more about it like me, shoot me a message
tfwihavenoidea at cock.li
>>702073249
Went nuts looking for a partner. Sounds like she was the problem the whole time and your dad was attempting to train the wild ungrateful bitch.
>>702072276
I think they were 16-17 or around there. I guess one night it just got to him and he told his wife and all the family members
My Grandpa was a kick ass motherfucker but he drank for nearly 40 years before he quit cold turkey. His drinking was the cause of a slew of family secrets, the biggest ones being he had 3 other kids with other women, most of the family only know of 2, but my uncle found a 3d one a few years before Grandpa died. He has killed 5 people because of drinking and driving over the years, two he ran over and three died in a roll over when he passed out behind the wheel. Only went to jail for one. 40 years ago his sister was beat and raped by two men and they got off and both were found beaten to death a few months later, everyone knows it was Grandpa and his two brothers and my Great Grandpa.
>>702064627
>my father's uncle went to jail for a triple murder with his bare hands.
>stayed there a couple of years.
>died of cancer a little after he got out.
>dad tells me it wa self-defence and that he was a pretty chill guy
also
>my cousin is gay in a very conservativ family
>his parents are unaware and think he's a ladiesman
\>>702077929
>>702077978
>>702078165
ive never met her. just know she is kinda a joke in my family.
My cousin served five years in prison for molesting his step-daughter. .
I have two second cousins in jail for murder. One was arson, not sure about the other one. My aunt won't tell me.
And another cousin was put on trial for murder after somebody was stabbed to death in a bar fight. He was found not guilty. He didn't even have a knife. Cops were just trying to pin it on someone, and he was there.
Ironically there are three generations of police officers in my family including both grandfathers. My grandfather on my mother's side was fired for threatening a judge in divorce court.
My mother's mother was divorced three times, let my grandfather molest my mother, and was a party animal who raised five kids in poverty. My father's parents were married over 50 years, had a wonderful marriage, and my grandfather worked his ass off to take care of his family. They didn't have a lot of money but they were a close family. Yet my mother's mother looked down on my father's family with utter contempt because they lived in the projects until my Dad was 17. She was always muttering stuff under her breath like, "At least I didn't raise my kids in the fucking projects". A bit hypocritical considering she literally raised my mother in a house directly across the street from the fucking projects.
>>702078461
No, Finland was part of Sweden long ago, then part of Russia until it got independence from Russia. There was a civil war and communists (reds) lost to whites. Skirmishes along the Russian border because both Russia and Finland butthurt over politics and borders.
Russia got more butthurt and attacked because Stalin wanted Finland back. Finland allied itself with Germany. Then the peace was made with Russia but they demanded that Germany should remove troops from Lapland and then we had to go to war against Germany.
So Finland was at war with both the allies and the axis during WW2.
>>702073937
shit, her ass was on fucking fire
>>702074569
An anon stole everyone's smile by telling a very bad joke.
>>702074943
2manywords4me
>>702078515
lmao
Yeah you're going to jail because someone else randomly sent a mail with CP to you.
>>702071328
R U NIGGER?
>>702073937
Hey Anon when I was about 6 my brother is 6 years older than me and I used to suck his pee pee and dance naked and eat his precum and stuff. Anywho nowadays im a drug fucked fagfag but at the time I enjoyed it? Im struggling to think if it was molestation or not... is this normal? Can other anons help?
>>702075354
Pfft.
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>This entire thread
>>702069077
> can fuck you up if you stare into it long enough
you say this, while we are on /b/.. nothing this ball can show which i havent looked for myself.
Had a closeted gay uncle, nice guy not a diddler. Well everyone in his mom's age group had no idea. To everyone else it was obvious. He was financially the most successful family member.
My uncle is an ice addict and my dad buys weed from his "work friends"
Fuck where to begin.
> My dad and all of his brothers are either benzo/opiate addicts, my moms first husband (not my dad,but all my siblings fathers) was a coke dealer who she divorced and left for a bigger coke dealer who went to jail right after they got together he's out now and fueling the herion epidemic back east majorly.
>My grandma on my moms side was at our house once when we dropped her off she came back out screaming. Her husband owed lots of money for some false tax business shit and tried to kill himself while she was gone (fucker lived poor bastard KEK) he was a kid diddler though pretty sure he got my younger brother he refuses to talk about it.
>my girls cousins kid came home
One day and was being weird he was like 8. she finally pried it out of him the two nigger kids next door sucked him off and made him suck them off, then took turns butt fucking him.
> pretty sure dad isn't my dad but he's a shit head anyway so don't really care
> mom has tried to kill first husband and he's tried to kill her on multiple occasions
> mom is closet coke head bipolar and I'm pretty sure on her way to schizophrenia
> got diddled by my grandmas old
Neighbor and never told anyone, 10 years later we were babysitting their kid (about 3 or 4) him and my little sister disappeared (she was barely 2) found them both butt ass naked upstairs pretty sure he had just got done porking her.
All I can think of at the moment I've got a bunch more but I'd rather be playing the new BF beta.
I have a former US president in the family.
>>702072614
People in prison don't use proper grammar?? I find that hard to believe.
>>702068939
Lmao. People genuinely think this way too. Like it'll ever happen lmao
>>702079429
Pretty grim.
>>702064627
i'm pretty sure my dad was molesting my sister and at least one of my cousins, but he's dead now so i'll never know.
age of consent laws are different in canada Im having a baby with a 17 year old girl and im 21. ive been seeing her since she was 13 sex since 14 think the law is 16 for 14 and 15 year olds its a 5 year max difference so someone thats 14 the oldest they can have sex with is like 19.
great grandad was a grand wizard in the KKK and raised dobermans to try and kill the neighborhood black kids
>>702072155
Go back to tumblr, you whore.
Told my cousin I wanted to get better at hypnosis so she agreed to be my practice partner. Jerked off in front of her literally every time she went under.
>>702069951
And you don't even tell your own damn sister?
You should feel ashamed of yourself for being such a fucking beta
my uncle is still living with his mom (my grandma) and says he will kill himself if she kicks him out, he doesn't have a job because he doesn't want to work
>>702072174
That is fucking glorious.
Be proud
>>702075213
Really makes you think, huh?
>>702068886
So yourself?
used to stick my dick in my sleeping sisters mouth as she slept.
>>702064627
my uncle was gay and died of aids. my dad had an affair. my mom had a fling with a biker, my grandma had a miscarriage. my dad's brothers tried to murder him. i still consider my family relatively normal. and there's so much more of this type of thing. i don't know why everyone thinks i am the one they should tell about all these things.
>>702078349
Your family disgusts me on a visceral level
>>702072487
it's cool that you can be surprised by it years later though.
>>702072174
good business is good business.
>>702084493
>>702084493
you think dad fucking her?
I made my nephews scream uncle.
>>702075220
That's the only word you choose to correct?
Fucking really?
>>702075530
>Really regret some major aspects of this story
Yeah, you should have kept the tone consistent and tried to make it slightly more believable.
Better luck next time.
>>702075767
I prefer childmo.
>>702070519
Retard thinks mutable is a made up word.
My sister told me when she was drunk that she used to molest me when we took baths together except I can't remember that entire period
How true could this be?
Also she is a mental case, legit bipolar and borderline with a few suicide attempts in the house and alcoholism, I feel bad for my mom
>>702084596
I trust you spiderbro
my grandpa raped me aunt. ever since she's been with guys who are sketchy like that. one of her ex-es was talking dirty to my sister once. I put that down real quick.
>>702080000
unchecked, unrecognized
what a tragedy
>>702067410
at least he's not molesting. and if your dad needs help with bills you should help him. he fucking helped bring you into existence and the least you could do is put yourself out a little to help him from time to time.
>>702085088
didnt happen
>>702066752
>Grandma tried jumping the narrows bridge
Eyyyyy mah WA nigga
>>702085049
I noticed that, too. The bar is pretty low here.
>>702079459
>being this of a beta
>>702085371
i know, right
it sadden me like a fucking panda
>>702071242
>Got Rogue Squadron though.
you could make the case that that makes up for it all
>>702080213
yeah but he was young too, prefer to call it error of the past. I know a friend who do that with a cousin, and everyone does
>>702066752
Fucking faggot. Why are you stressing over something so trivial. Pussy
>>702072174
Nothing to be ashamed of
>>702078308
yeah, thats was the plan
>>702071562
>His only friend is DELL
that burn tho
>>702065595
must be a red state
My mother's cousin shot himself. He had schizophrenia. My mom's uncle was a counterfeiter. My mom's female cousin has been in jail on drug charges.
My dad had a cousin shot in the back in the head like 30+ years ago.
>>702073639
spicy
>>702083272
That is sad
Except if u deliver
>>702072174
My great grandfather was a Nazi hunter for the Rangers, his brother was in Easy Company (Band of Brothers)
>>702074943
My sister's best friend is really dumb, not retarded but borderline mentally ill. Guy got decapitated and she asked if he was going to be alright so yeah she isn't too bright.
Anyway one day she starts telling my sister that her OBGYN kisses her during her appointments. Tells her things like that her vagoo looks exactly like her moms and she is beautiful.
So my sister tried to explain to her that it isn't normal for him to be kissing her. Turns out this guy is finger banging her every appointment and banging her with all types of medical equipment but she was too dumb to think twice about it.
mfw she always would sleepover and not wear underwear all the time
Also my grandfather had an affair with a retarded nigress in his office and my grandmom caught him
>>702084470
Yes he masturbated
My grandma (dads side) killed herself by drowning in a lake, because of grandpa's (died later in a car crash) drinking problems. This happened when my dad was in his twenties so he had to deal with it while studying in Russia. He got bald by 22 years.
>>702071562
Dell is a fucking great friend, don't be mean with him
My great auntie was ran over and killed by the Queens car.
fuck family secret, this is a national secret.
>>702085128
oh forgot this huge one. so my grandmother and her 2 siblings were apparently not my great grandfathers kids. As a young man he fought against the turks and was captured and apparently they cut off his dick. So when he married, so they could have kids, they got 3 different men to have sex with my great grandmother so she could conceive. Also he was apparently friends with Lawrence of Arabia and he used to visit on weekends on his motor bike. That is the most fucked up story in my family but I have asked a couple of people about it and they tell me its true.
>>702086604
also my grandpa (mom's side). his mom tried kill him by throwing him out of the balcony on the 3 floor because they were poor and couldnt afford another child, but someone stopped her.
>>702086568
Fucking guys shouldn't be allowed to become obgyn. Like a women would take care of my cock. Of course she would, but it is insane
>>702071242
So my wife's older cousin was drunk as fuck at the 4th of july picnic and started spilling all the beans to me.
Apparently her dad's first wife left him for a methed out preacher that was teaching their bible study class. He would call and hang up so many times that it drove her dad to kill himself and he thinks the methed out preacher had him murdered.
Then he started yelling at her sister for being a coke hewer and how she used to suck all his friend's dicks. She started crying and everyone was yelling at him while he laughed and laughed and kept nudging me to laugh too.
Overall it was a good picnic, didn't get Rogue Squadron though, that would have made it Great
>>702080213
when i was 5 or 6 i suck a friend dick, he sucked mine too, i'm hetero but no gf for 4 years (i'm 23), he has a family now, we dont have talk for almost 10 years but i guess he is fine, but we never talked about at the time i guess he doesn't remember or doesn't wanna, all that shit didn't gimme scars or something we where just kids we didn't know what we where doing.
>>702086604
>>702086762
I kind of get why nazis were trying to exterminate most of eastern europe now.
My husband regularly fucks his oldest daughter and I was a hooker in eastern europe and I came into the United States illegally
Molested by my aunt but never said anything about it. Years later her daughter says I did the same to her. I didn't and she couldn't prove it. Now I don't think I can go back to my home town or the two of them might cook up another fraudulent charge.
>>702084596
My great uncle had a gay affair with Ted Williams the baseball player during WW2 while they were both pilots.
Grandpop told me to never tell anyone because his brother was a hero and saved some kid from drowning.
>>702080874
engrish-desu
>>702080971
does alien exist anon?
>>702075540
Thats cholo dumb fuck
>>702082828
did it work?
>>702073937
Would love if this happened to me, as long as she continued to do it when I was older as well
My Mum sucked my Dad's dick.
Lil bro got busted by the cops for cp. He was under age at the time. Cops just fucked up his life for a bit and let him off
>>702086873
yeah, stuff were hard back then
>>702087264
so who is at fault when you are underage and have cp?
>>702067662
Great job anon. Milk that fucker for all his worth.
>>702087301
I don't know. The whole thing was pretty fkn stupid
>>702086134
>My mom's uncle was a counterfeiter
Maybe you heard wrong and he was a counter-fitter: one of those carpenters who does kitchen cabinetry and the like.
>>702087392
Its the same as having a nude from you 15 yo gf when you are 16. Well not the same but you get what i mean
>>702087268
yeah. well things have come a long way since then.
Mom cheated on dad
Dad cheated on mom
Uncle wanted by Feds for drugs.
Grandma only married grandpa because she was preggo with mom
Sister snorts coke on the reg, stole all of dads stuff for coke.
I'm probably an alcoholic.
>>702086454
My great grandfather was a Nazi hunter hunter for the Wehrmacht, his brother was in Sobibor
>>702087577
people evolve
>>702086568
Is your grandfather an OBGYN and is your sister's friend black?
That would tie a neat ribbon on the whole story.
>>702087259
too bad she wasn't better at it, since then you'd never have been born
>>702087847
Sorry I can't answer that
>>702064627
My big brother who is 22 years old is and has been for the last four years my big sister. Fucking hot too. Really made question everything these last few years.
My uncle hijacked a plane and held it for ransom. When the ransom was finally paid he had the plane take off again and then parachuted out of it over some wooded area in the northwest part of the US. No shit
>>702069179
underrated post
No one knows this except my mom. The guy. And myself.
Some neighbour guy my mom and I would hang out with, one night they start getting sexual and make me participate. (I was like 8)
They had me take off her shirt and play with her breasts, then made me get a cup to fill it up with her breast milk.
Don't quite remember all that happened after that, besides going home, wondering where my mom was, then finding her in the same guys house in the tub in a slight pool of blood.
My dad says that the dude used a razor inside of her, but how the fuck would he know unless she told him?
Druggie parents, man.
>>702088072
a trans woman?
>>702064627
My cousin is some kind.of alpha super Chad.
He took my older sister's virginity when he was 14 and she was 17
I saw him and my mom walk out of the bathroom together in towels while I thought mom was showering so I'm pretty sure he fucked her
One time when I went to his house to give my aunt sone thing from my mom, he was sitting on the couch and my other cousin (his sister) was blowing him while two girls I didn't recognize was making out/getting fingers by him in either arm. He told me he had about 6 regular bitches and they frequently had group sex
Hell, one time we were hanging out and he smoothed talk me into letting him fuck my ass. He was seriously 8" and pretty thick. He fucked me for about 10 minutes, came inside and told me how cool is was and how good it was and I didn't even mind. I'm not attracted to men at all and I'd let him do it again if he asked
All of the adult family members just love him and he's the center of attention at every family event. It's crazy how perfect he is.
>>702069624
I'm a molested uncle
>>702076076
I hate to ask this but, can I please have her number? Or at least one of her sisters?
My father was in the military.
One night he must guard a gate in the military Base. One of his friends tries to flee. My father saw him on told him he needs to stop. They argued together. The mother of my father's friend died and he wants to go to her graveyard and Pray. The military officers told him that he can't go because he got military drill tomorrow. So my father and him argued about it. Then some high rank military guy came and screamed to my father "shoot". So my father should kill his friend. He haven't done it. The friend and him were threw in military prison. My father got the chance when he talked to his lawyer to flee to germany.
Sorry for my English I'm drunk
>>702088072
fake and gay
>>702075462
Was zur Hölle hast Du kleine Bücknutte da gerade über mich gesagt? Nur damit Du es weißt: Ich habe beim KSK als Bester meines Jahrgangs abgeschlossen und habe an zahlreichen geheimen Kommando-Aktionen gegen Al-Khaida teilgenommen, außerdem habe ich nachweislich über 300 Gegner getötet. Ich bin in Gorilla-Kriegsführung ausgebildet und bin der beste Scharfschütze der gesamten Steitkräfte der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Für mich bist du nicht mehr als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde Dich verfickt nochmal mit einer Präzision auslöschen, wie man sie auf dieser Erde noch nie gesehen hat, merk' Dir meine Worte. Du denkst, Du kommst damit durch, daß Du diese Scheiße über mich im Internet erzählst? Denk' besser nochmal drüber nach. Während wir sprechen habe ich Kontakt zu meinem geheimen Spionagenetzwerk in der ganzen Welt und deine IP wird gerade jetzt zurückverfolgt, bereite Dich also besser auf den Sturm vor, du Wurm. Den Sturm, der das erbärmliche Lichtlein auslöschen wird, das du dein Leben nennst. Du bist tot, Kleiner. Rechne überall und jederzeit mit mir, denn ich kann Dich auf über 700 Arten umbringen und das nur mit meinen Händen. Ich bin aber nicht nur umfassend im unbewaffneten Nahkampf ausgebildet, sondern habe auch Zugriff auf das gesamte Waffenarsenal der NATO-Streitkräfte – und ich werde es vollständig nutzen, um deinen miesen kleinen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu putzen, du kleiner Scheißer. Hättest Du nur geahnt, welche entsetzliche Vergeltung dein kleiner "cooler" Kommentar auf dich herunterbeschwören würde; dann hättest du wohl die Fresse gehalten, hmm? Aber du konntest es Dir ja nicht verkneifen, hast es einfach getan und wirst nun den Preis dafür zahlen, du gottverdammter kleiner Vollidiot. Ich werde Dich mit meiner Wut vollkotzen und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist tot, du Wixer.
>>702088107
Jesus Christ! I live in the northwest and saw some guy parachute out of a plane with a bag full of money and then molest his nephews.
>>702075767
Shut up chomo spick
>>702064627
Here's my story.
>My parrents are a lesbian couple (who are 45 now and I'm 23 years old)
>So basically my "mom" and my biological mom got "married" or whatever in San Francisco
>My "grandfather" (the father of my non-biological mom) agreed to it but demanded a hand in raising me so at least his "grandson " won't be a fuckup.
>My biological mom told my "mom" that she got me via artificial insemenation from a donor.
>"Gramps" has made every effort to raise me properly , taught me blacksmithing and gunsmithing crafts which ended with me making my masters in metallurgy this year, anyway he raised me into a CIS white male much to the amusement of my biological mom and angering my "mom".
>Last month my " Grandfather " (who is 62) ended up in hospital and was on the verge of death , barely concious demanded a private talk with me.
>Big reveal is he was the "donnor" who "artificially insemenated" my biological mom and I'm actually his son
>Notevenangry.jpg
>My "mom" is actually my elder sister.
And this is the story of how my father cucked my sister.
>BTW He's okay now since surgery went well and he'll be able to leave hospital in 2 months.
>>702089379
hurtful :-(
