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im not worth saving
>>702063729
>I don't have cable
>>702063729
could be worse
Jon Snow
Had this screen paused while I was browsing 4chog, I think ill be in good hands.
michael scofield
>>702063995
good use of a cheep paintball mask, empire x-ray
>>702063729
Holy fuck, for a second I thought it was Jeremy Clarkson, but it was Kirk and Spock.
I'm gonna be ok!
>>702064188
Can i just die now
>>702063729
The original Top Gear trio
>Well, shit
Cool. Jonathan Strange.
raymond reddington
>>702063729
I'm fucked
>>702063729
I'll be fine
Nice.
>>702063729
Fuck,
>>702063729
How the fuck do you expect me to remember what tv show I watched 4 years ago
For fuck's sake man.
dick solomon is my savior
Tfw Jotaro.
one man dildo army.
>>702063729
i think im good
Dr. Gregory House
>>702063729
Not sure how to feel about this
Guess I'm staying kidnapped while he cries again.
I got Rama from Raid 2.
I think I'm good
Fuck.
Thought sure I was dead because it appeared to be James Corden, but then it turned out to be Special Agent Gibbs and then it was Abby, hubba hubba
Thank god for channel surfing
can he bring friends?
>>702064712
HELLO ELLIOT
>>702065361
season 2 hype this friday
Am I fucked?
Literally uncertain how to feel about it
>>702065506
damn right
This nigga breaks me free in some crazy a-team vehicle contraption, kills my kidnappers with a fucking pop can launcher
Francis, looks like I'm pretty boned
I like my odds.
save me will smith
Dexter Morgan, I think I'm good
Man what the fuck is Wayne Brady gonna do?
>>702065691
nah, he'd be like Macgyver
Cosmo Kramer
>>702063729
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
>>702065691
Kek
I'm good.
>>702063729
I'm beyond fucked
>>702065506
My friend and I plan on marathoning it all day. We're going to sit down at 10 am and watch it until we finish the season. Food will be delivered to us.
I'm fucking saved Sherlock holmes go for me
>>702065866
Yes! You are saved my friend!
Unless Filthy Frank counts
>>702063729
Pablo Escobar. Wooo
>>702063729
Depending on what you count it as I am being rescued by either:
>Walter White
>Bryan Cranston
>Gabriel Iglesias
So I'm
>pretty good
>maybe
>screwed
You, Jimmy
>>702063729
this guy right here, but ill probably just be terribly inconvenient to save.
>>702066026
Ha I'm watching right now.
Have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>702066181
DAMNIT NEILS! The doilies go under the coasters!
>>702065691
lol
a team of the worlds top scientist.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wgSZA3NPpBs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
OH GOD NO
>>702066187
Sherlock Holmes from Elementary just to clarify
I have confidence in my rescuer
>>702066629
just post the youtube URL and it'll embed bro
Tim Tebow was the last person I saw on tv
>>702066760
>>>tumblr
>>702063729
the one on the left.
barry allen, The Flash
>>702066787
You're actually fucked anon
>>702063729
I think I'll be alright
oh hell yes
Almost done with season 2
>>702066939
My first crush.
Guddamn.
>>702066366
what season/ep?
>>702063729
Im fine!
I'll probably be fine
>>702064145
You and me both... we good anon. Comin out alive.
>>702063729
Jason Bourne. At first I was like that is fucking sweet, but then I thought about it and pretty much every one who gets close to him dies. He is pretty much only capable of keeping himself alive.
>>702063729
For once I think I'm okay.
>>702067054
are you seventeen yet?
>>702067146
I have a 5yo son.
does jason bourne count?
>>702067006
Season 4, episode 9 mulder's in Russian prison.
>>702066235
No, Filthy Frank does not count you adolescent fuck.
>these guys
This man right here
>>702063729
>>702066687
So you're a faggot?
>>702067459
Fair point it does say TV show and not movie. So instead of Jason Bourne I get Alex Parrish from Quantico. Still fucked cause yet again a character who is constantly having people around her die.
Well I am either fucked or OK I guess it all depends on how drunk March is
>>702063729
btw i saw Trump and the mexican president arguing back and forward in the news
>>702067688
Ah yes, "Punch Out!" is my favourite show!
>>702067535
>these fags
What are they gonna do, spit roast your kidnapper to death after luring him into an alluring property?
i mean... i guess it depends on what mel gibson i get... its the patriot... soooo maybe a little less crazy.. whether thats good or not.
>>702063729
Lucifer Morning Star, i don't even need to worry
>>702067779
o shit maga
>>702067809
They have to talk him into renovating it first.
On a side note I always thought they were fags, but apparently not.
>>702065178
Yo' dizz nigga is f*cking awesome!
>pic not related, just check 'em and thats it
>>702065866
he is going to interview his way to you by making the kidnappers so uncomfortable they decide its not worth it.
I am fucking good
>>702066235
How da fuck did you see PapaFranku in the TV??
Is he on TV now??? you fucktard
>pic not related
the flash
>>702068008
I'll allow it
>>702065119
Came here to post this. Weird.
>>702064075
>Tfw when Rem was last I saw
Best girl coming to save the day
>>702065545
yes
>>702067811
Blood Father or Lethal Weapon Mel would be my pick to rescue me. Those are Mel at his most bad ass.
YA IM GOOD
Saddam hussein in south park. I should be okay
Captain Janeway
The entirety of NASA.
>The Martian
Fez
>>702070558
So you'll be stuck for a year then?
Monica Geller
>>702065361
what show dis
>>702070700
I think I'm okay?
>>702067023
Mr Red Rocket
how are you still watching it i stopped because it was so boring and repetitive
I might make it
>>702063729
>Austin Powers
Dun Dun
Gordon Ramsay...
I don't know if I'm going to be ok or if my death will be more painful.
Motherfucking Rachel Maddow. Goddamn tiny ass lesbian gonna burst in and save the day.
Well, gonna get saved by the A-Team
>>702071456
They are already dead. I am as safe as a box of kittens.
Grey Worm. I'll be fine.
Damn. At least my death will have funny sound effects.
>>702063729
I haven't seen TV for long, so i'll just go with the last show i watched.
Sonic.
God protect me.
>>702071555
Damn, the legend lives on.
Some asshole from Pawn Stars.
Probably try to haggle the fucking ransom
>>702063729
TV show specifically. That would be the gang from Mr. Robot since Malek/Slater wern't even in the last episode.
However the casino fight scene from Walking Tall was on while I ate dinner so if that's accepted then The Rock.
I'm good with this.
i'm good
>>702071083
Depends on whether or not you have a hot gf
>>702071855
You're fucked, my cuck.
>>702065304
Nigga isn't gonna do shit until he eats breakfast
>>702071918
Kek
>>702071914
Are you jokin' son?
>>702063729
Pretty average show but i reckon im sweet for being rescued
Officer Barbrady. Fuck yea
>>702069105
How fucked am I?
>>702072390
If Frank is with dennis you're good
Im fucked
>>702071209
can't wait for Season 2
James May. This means 3 things:
1 - My rescue will take about 300 years
2 - It will be ambitious but rubbish
3 - My head will probably fall off unexpectedly
May is still pretty based though.
Hogan from hogans hero's
He'd trick then into letting me go, have them apologize and bomb a Nazi encampment before headcount
>>702071667
You are the single most gay person here james
>>702063729
HELLO THIS IS SERGANT GREGORY PARKER OF THE POLICE STRATEGIC RESPONSE UNIT
>>702072003
Nope. He's gonna buy you, then lease your asshole to the CFO of Denny's.
>>702067958
whom is she?
well shit
Lionel of the fucking Thundercats cocksuckers
>>702063729
Eve from species 2.... I'm safe and will probably be reproducing
Mark and Jez from Peep Show.
I'm probably as safe as anyone could be.
>>702072768
Shit could get Messi.
>>702072760
Donaruda Toranpu
>>702063729
But what if it had been years sense i've watch actual tv? can i use the shit i watch online? And if not am i doomed?
I can't even remember the last show I watched, so I use the last Game character I saw.
I'm fucked.
Fuck
>>702063729
Ricky Julian and bubbles
Oh no
RIP gene
XIII, I think I'm fucking saved for sure.
fuck
>>702073149
Here's le pic
Not a show, but was the last thing I saw on t.v. I'll be alright.
>>702073149
absolutely nothing to worry aboot
Pablo escobar
I think im safe guys.
Don't know whether I should be happy or scared.
Tina Faye better hurry her ass up
I don't think I will be in danger any more.
>>702063729
lieutenant Benson from law and order SVU. Guess I'm lucky
>>702063729
>Muffled "YOU WA SHOCK" in the distance
>>702063729
I haven't watched TV in years so I don't know. Probably the cool Jew from "All in the Family"
>>702064657
Janeway, here. Just splurged on Netflix and binge watching Voyager
I am fucked.
I win. Barely on episode two, dropped it after episode one few years ago but I felt like ecchi today.
...Ray Romano
Bloody hell sir i might be alright
>>702073547
No you're fucked.
>>702064657
Same. We're good, dude.
If films count
George from Seinfeld. Welp im stuck here forever.
I'm OK with this
I don't watch TV anymore. Havn't in pron 10+yrs.
Does youtue count?
I'm actually happy I barely watch tv to get this
>>702074665
A cross dresser. GG.
>>702074665
I don't get it.
Guess YouTube will have to do.
Looks like I will be rescued in style.
Last thing I watched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLY-VBTqxO8
Yeah, think i'll be fine...
