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I AM THE WIZARD OF /B/, IF YOUR POST ENDS WITH 5 YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE
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I was gonna make a wish, but I don't want to make a wish to the fucking KKK.
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Oh Great Wizard of /B/, I wish for luck on tests!
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all niggers die
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All minorities ded.
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trump wins
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Harambe comes back to life
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>>702056681
Just shut the fuck up and make a wish
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>>702056462
I wish you would Fuck off
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Mandatory minority appreciation day
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>>702056462
I wish my girl wanted to fuck
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>>702056462
I wish my dick was big enough to joke a horse
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i wish for a job. any job. employment
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I wish for dirty little skank puss
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>>702056681
This
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>>702056462
I won't wake up tonight
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>>702057036
lol choke a horse
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>>702057025
Winrar
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>>702056462
hey yo let me get dat lottery jackpot friday
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>>702057115
that still counts right?
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I wish for Hillary Clinton to be sent to jail
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I wish I don't get bullied at school
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Reroll
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>>702056462
You are no longer the wizard of /b/ gtfo
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I want broads in Atlanta
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Win jackpot next week
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>>702057398
no u
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>>702056462
I wish for 2 more wishes
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I wish I wan't a complete pussy
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>>702056462
I wish I could go back to the Day that I lost my self-respect
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>>702056462
your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post
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>>702057625
sheeeiiiit
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I wish I could draw
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Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States
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>>702057625
oshet he did it
the absolute madman
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want that chick celeste from work to crawl under my desk and suck my dick
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>>702056462
Globalism will happen
Multiculturalism will happen
Socialism will happen
Mankind will finally be at peace.
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>>702057625
Will it come true though?
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I wish to bang my crush, not that I need the wizard of /b/
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Harambe will come back
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>>702056462
Become cheese.
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>>702057825
>>702057625
that will not happen
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>>702057825
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>>702056462
I wish with all my wishing that Pluto was a planet
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>>702057625
fuck
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>>702057625
shit nigga
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>>702057825
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>>702057625
Woah
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>>702057740
fuccc
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I wish my penis was smaller
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>>702057825
>socialism will happen
fuck you
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>>702056681
>>702057066

kill yourself
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LETS DO THIS FUCKIN SHIT
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>>702056462
I wish that my relationship with my woman will work out for the best. And that her and I will have a great relationship for a long time.
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Will she say yes to dating me tomorrow?
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>>702056462
I wish to abruptly cease existing.
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I just want to be happy for once
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No more niggers
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I wish I was less pathetic
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>>702058231
Reroll please god
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>>702056462
Make me feel great.
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>>702058413
Reroll
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>>702056462
I wish my girlfriend will have sex with me tomorrow
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>>702056462
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>>702057816
post pics of that whore celeste
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No more niggers
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>>702058413
Rerolli
>>702058413
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>>702056462
I wish my girlfriend will give me nudes
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>>702058258
>wish

>asks a question

Hur dur am i the one?
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Roll
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>>702058540
Reroll
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>>702057025
You wish will be granted
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>>702058413
Rollvioli
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Hillary burns with a thermal steak up her clit
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>>702056462
I wish my girlfriend will stay with me and love me.
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>>702058365
reroll
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>>702058413
Rerollino
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>>702057625
Impressive

I wish for this meme to never work.
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>>702057048
Roll for jobbie
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>>702058413
Rollerino
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I'm gonna fuck alora
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Hillary burns with a thermal steak up her clitoris
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>>702057825
Like I give a fuck what fate says.

Ain't happening kiddo
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>>702058601
This happens before the election. Bernie becomes the nominee by default.
Bernie wastes Trump in landslide
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I wish to blow many loads in my gf this weekend
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>>702058754
Holy fuck i was so close
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>>702058413
Reroll6
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>>702058231
rerolling
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>>702057625
just to be safe
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>>702058763
Soon? No
In every possible future?
Yes
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>>702056462
Okkk
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Reroll
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>>702058413
Roll7
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>>702058231
Rolling till it comes true. I worked to hard for this.
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>>702058811
And now i get dubs. What does it mean, great wizard ?
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>>702056462
Reroll
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>>702057310
who bullies you? You being serious?
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>>702056462
a new crusade will be declared after Trump is elected the second time. Within 2 years Constantinople is returned to the west.
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>>702058585
Hey only I can do that
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>>702056462
I want her to come back I fuck the shit out of her and she end up killing herself kind wizard the roads I will walk
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want to fuck my gf with a maga hat. trump is the pres, want to make a ton of money and build the wall.
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I wish Bailey Johnson would text me and tell me if we're friends, more than, or nothing at all.
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>>702058413
Roll8
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Give her to me.
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I'll fuck Emeline
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>>702058933
I want same thing
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>>702057625
You wish is Granted. Now gtfo
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>>702058231
Rerolling once again, also adding some originality
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>>702057625
Cuck
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>>702058994
God dammit
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>>702059009
Reroll
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>>702056462
New Fappening even greater than the last.
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>>702058413
Roll9
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>>702059044
Reroll
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>>702057625
K
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>>702057115
Nope, someone will now choke a horse since it is your wish.
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>>702058231
Going once again
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>>702058770
I never said she'd die
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>>702059087
Reroll
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>>702057625
I better reply just in case.
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>>702057625
o fuck
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I wish i was fully white.
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>>702059130
Reroll
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>>702059152
Reroll
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>>702056462
Hillary gets shot by black lives matter
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Can't say the wish or else it won't come true. Roll
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>>702057238
I'm laughing so hard right now idk why.
Thanks man I really needed that shit.

Also red alert, it was the first computer game I ever played. The only thing my brother and I bonded over. Easily put 300 hours into it.
>>702057625 thread died, didn't want to erase my text here ya go faggot
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I wish to fuck Emeline
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>>702059172
Reroll
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>>702059221
Reroll
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>>702057625
oh shit he means business
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i want another pet iguana
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i wish for big lottery monies
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>>702057625
Not risking it.
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>>702059249
Reroll
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>>702057825
you sick twisted bastard
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>>702058413
Roll10
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>>702057115
>>702059104
that poor horse
Anon, THINK BEFORE YOU ACT!
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>>702059300
Refill
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>>702056462
Detroit will stopped being bankrupt and infested with niggers.
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I wish that nobody's wishes will ever come true.
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I wish I'd stop being so pathetic and miserable
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Oh wizard of /b I wish to find a suitcase full of money worth 5 million dollars in an unexpected spot.
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>>702058231
Rolling for this nigga
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>>702059332
Reroll
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I fuck cary
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>>702058413
Roll 11
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Please let no one else have their wish come true
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>>702057625
Jesus Christ.
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>>702059361
Rero
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>>702058231
Jesus Christ please.
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>>702059375
I did it
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Give me the ability to create a successful communist state
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>>702059412
Rero
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>>702058231
We'll get it b/ros
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I wish that a package would come to my house filled with 10 million dollars
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>>702057048
>>702058699
unemployment forever then
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>>702059389
Fuck you
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>>702058258
Rolling for my brother
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>>702056462
i wish you were black
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>>702058699
Rerollllllllll
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>>702059446
Reroll
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>>702058231
This is all I've wanted. Please
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>>702058231
Fuck this isn't working
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all klansmen get lou gehrig's disease
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>>702058231
I got it calm down
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>>702058231
Rolling once again. Please don't make me beg.
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>>702057625
I wish you die
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>>702057625
I will die of cancer
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i want world peace, and for everyone to get along
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>>702059531
Rero
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Make this girl love me wahhhh
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>>702058231
I wish for this as well
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>>702058231
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I hope my brother likes this anime.

It's objectively good, after all...
Steins;Gate
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i wish danny would stop making fun of me at school
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>>702059465
damn
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>>702058231
Please man, I love her so much. I've gone through hell for her. Please.
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>>702059621
Rero
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>>702059690
Rerl
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>>702058231
Rolling
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>>702058231
Please just give me a 5
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>>702059666
Holy fuck... Did I win even more?

Satanic fucking Trips

Trump also wins.
Lemme tell you...
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>>702058413
rollroll
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>>702059734
Reroll
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>>702059689
I feel really sad for you buddy. I'm sorry.
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op dies
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>>702059768
Rollrollro
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>>702059648
Reroll
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>>702058231
Rolling again
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>>702056462
Marry me
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>>702059809
Reroll
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>>702059756
wizard didnt need to grant that wish
trump is already going to win
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>>702058231
Holy shit man, like if this isn't the universe yelling at you.. then I don't know what it.
Also rolling
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I wish to be the new Wizard of b
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>>702058231
I wish u never get 5
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>>702059853
Rolling
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>>702058231
Please man, haven't I suffered enough?
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>>702058932
Fuccoff kkkfag u r not a fuccin wizard. Put ya boots on, G. I ma real wizard
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>>702059901
Cmon
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>>702057625
i'm hungry
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>>702059939
Cmon
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>>702058231
Rolling>>702058231
Re roll
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>>702059998
Ridiculous
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>>702056462
I wish that all traps, trans, sissies, twinks, gays and anything else homosexual or not binary gendered disappears from this site.
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>>702060038
Never gonna get 5
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>>702060059
Omg
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All mud races go extinct please
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>>702060056
roll
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>>702060097
Give up
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>>702059357
>>702059464
>>702059543
>>702059593
>>702059648
>>702059742
>>702059776
>>702059876
>>702060008
Thanks guys. You all made me cry for real.
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>>702056462
it looka like you wish the Democrats will win in 2016, but fuck you, nigger. i wish donald trump will win the presidential election
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>>702060133
One more
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All niggers dead
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>>702060173
One more
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>>702058844
Then Ill just have to make sure it doesn't at all
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Plz
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>>702057066
Perfectly good dubs wasted on a fucking faggot.
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>>702059905
And the best part is YOU got it by your self.
>Please man, haven't I suffered enough?
Let's hope you don't regret this
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>>702060213
One more
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>>702056462
I'm going to fuck my sister
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>>702057625
i wish you will get raped by a nigger
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>>702059497
Rooool
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>>702060261
One
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>>702060176
So close
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>>702057625
Hail Hydra
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Harambe will be resurrected
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>>702060302
Roll
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>>702060333
Nice Trips
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>>702060150
I hope it works out buddy :(
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Make 4chan great again also
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>>702056462
I wish you were an hero
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>>702059434
Yay L:
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>>702060246
I really do hope I won't regret this.
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Should I buy some Pokemon cards at Walmart great wizard?
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I wish I could get some pussy
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>>702057625
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>>702057625
Winrar
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Every one except whites die off
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>>702056462
I wanna fuck a girl within 7 months please wizard help me
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Non whites all die
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>>702057625
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Kill tha niggers
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>>702058065
Somebody's gonna shit on a nigga
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>>702058512
i just met her today at a meeting, so this is the only pic i have. but she will be sucking my dick before summer's over. probably not under my desk, though unfortunately.
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>>702057625
Fuck it, not gonna risk that shit
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>>702060452
no u
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Work stuff going good
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>>702056462
I wish I had non-omnipotent control over reality
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ALL JEWS ARE ACTUALY NAZIS IN DESGUISE
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>>702056462
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I wish I could be a great artist now.
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I would like to win my local Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament.
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>>702057625
Asshole
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Silent Hills will come back to life.
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>>702056462
Alr
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get rich kek
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>>702057825
no
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>>702056462
everyone in this thread will click on this link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLGpOBV764
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To kiss Andrea tomorrow
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Success for all my projects.
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>>702058231
>>702058413

I laughed til I fucking cried. Thank you both, anons. This is why I love /b/

For my wish, I want my neighbor Megan to beg me eat her ass like a velociraptor on a donkey farm.
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Love and acceptance
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I wish OP didn't lie.
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I wish to get dubs.
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>>702061850
She does have to beg I guess. She can just ask.

Reroll
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>>702056808
>>702056462
KKK didn't hate Blacks. They just wanted Blacks to stay in Black areas. You are an urban Yankee stormfag, not a member of the KKK.
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reroll
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get all the monies yeah
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I wish I
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That all the wishes below me are invalid.
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>>702062409
Fuck you.
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>>702056462
I want my girlfriend to come back to me
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I want a mop thread
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Fuck every girl in the classroom.
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>>702062846
reroll
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/b/ will pay my rent
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>>702056462
I wanna be a wizard!
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Please come back.
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I wish I got some from Rebekah
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>>702057625
Not gonna chance it.
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>>702062715
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>>702056462
I wish to nullify all previous wishes
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>>702062995
Gratz
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>>702062715
another
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>>702057625
I wish that this was invalidated
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>>702056462
I thought he looked familiar.
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>>702056462
everybody's wish is granted
thats my wish
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>>702062924
Dreams do come true, rerolling
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White earth
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>>702062715
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I wanna fucking die
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>>702057625
Nope, nope,nope,
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>>702056462
I wish to roll a 5
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I wish I could learn anything just by seeing a picture
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>>702056462
I wish to NOT get a 5
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>>702063853
there's your answer faggo
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>>702063909
I knew eventually we'd get an oxymoron
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Can i has some luck?
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>>702056462
I wish this post doesn't end in 5
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>>702056462
I wish that you'd get off of 4chan forever
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I wish for Marisol to love me back
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