Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
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>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Pic related, ME
A-ahaha. You flatter me.
I don't think flatter means what you think it means, here on Earth.
Ah? What do you think I think it means?
Er... uhh... n-nothing, forget I said anything.
A few weeks depending on when you caught us last!
Oh you see muun bunnies are creatures of lust~
It's always nice to have you here, you seem to have a way to make all the guests in the shrine happy <3
>Is anything troubling you?
I believe the greater western chan/bbs culture is dying. Outside of 4chan/reddit it's resembling a wasteland of drive by nomadic groups. Even 4chan's suffering some effect from this. The next big thing is decentralization.
I was thinking about launching my own hobby chan. Seems to be a waste though. It's not the money, it's impossibility of attracting any userbase.
So ... I dunno.
That's what is bothering me.
Don't worry, the lewd is here
Before the wasteland, there was just 4chan, right?
I think what it would take would be a chan that is objectively better, one that's clearly the next step in evolution. A chan that does all the same things this one does, just at a different URL, doesn't cut it. It's gotta be flashy and offer something truly new and good to stand out.
This girl bones.
Although 4chan does have more of a western demographic, you have to remember that even from the beggining this image board was made to share weeb pics abd discuss about weeb topics, it later evolved into what we know today and although your idea couls work, what would your imageboard be about?
gibe babies pls
That's a good question. One could shoot for pushing feat rich presentations plus technical sophistication. But that doesn't seem to be working for others. It's not enough to compete with established old school (but heavily customized/hacked) installations.
Then there's content, but the art/animated related boards are well covered. What else is there?
>Andy has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "29".
good luck for you friend
Yeah, I plan on doing it anyway. No real expectations, I think the experience as a technical challenge would be well worth it.
But I ought to make an effort to make something worthwhile. No another cliche-chan.
>Princess of Wands
A trustworthy, reliable young person, with an inborn desire to bring happiness, excitement and light to those around. This person is a messenger of good news and witty gossip. A person who is faithful in service to superiors.
Triumph over adversity, overcoming life's obstacles, decisiveness and ambition in achieving one's goals, well deserved victory.
>Two of Pentacles
Some kind of movement in the grand sense. These are the wheels on the chariot to victory, and the Princess is the one steering it. She's moving into your life and bringing all sorts of good things with her.
You find it odd how this perfect specimen of a bunny knows the ways around people's bodies?
It makes perfect sense to me!
Mm, but you're the boniest <3
Check'd, animated lewds for you!
I'm fine, just passing by before going to bed. What about you, Roll?
Roleplay chans, I guess.
This is my first time doing this: I'm Miguel ( I guess is Michael in english).
No you don't, you spent them on sex.
Names stay the same regardless of the language.
It's an idea I had. I was around to see the draw-quests take off. The movement should have been bigger.
Seems current quest/tg boards have the market covered. It would be a hell of a nice thing though, an exclusive quest chan.
That is how she makes everyone happy!
Yep, that's sure me.. the lewd clone, totally not the other one. Carry on!
>C-dog ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "64".
fortune cookie say bad luck
>wistful would be image board runner ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "66".
>Miguel has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "29".
try for a tarot reading, it might say otherwise
My my, I don't really get it but, it seems alright.
Holy crap, you do the cutest me I've ever heard.
Why is the thread so lewd?
didnt know what to expect but 10/10
What is it? Can't give a listen right now.
Hey there! What's up?
Oh, that sucks... Which movie?
There's two of us now, it seems
What do you expect to happen when there's a permanently naked clone of me who shows up a lot?
She just read out everything people posted, and she made mine especially lewd
Though, someone just sat next to me in the bus...
Would you be so kind to save these for me for later?
I'm kind of curious.
Do you mean wulf
Nothing much, remember the movie I talked about last time? Birdman or (the virtue of ignorance)? It was actually pretty nice! Give it a watch if you can, and if you like some phylosophy/comedy.
I like this anon already.
W-What.. all of them!?
You gotta own that shit, fam. Let them look. What are they gonna do about it? Judge you silently? They were probably gonna do that anyway.
Hey, don't avoid it like that!
Not even going to bother clicking.
People went to sleep, I wonder when the saddies will start to come :^(
Yes, i agree with Reimu.
Now whip out your dick and fapping while staring deep into that persons eyes to show true dominance, and remember the occasional grunting!
Just like how you avoided meeeeee?
Oh god, you should. You really should. They're amazing.
...uhh... what were we talking about again?
I'm a really angry cunt lately. Don't do drugs and only drink occasionally but usually binge when I do. What are some ways to reduce my anger. I'm just waiting for someone to give me a reason to fuck them up.
If it's not too much trouble.
Also I'm fairly sure are some point you'll regret it if you don't save something great.
Just thought I'd spot a friend
You just did.
Anyway, first step, is walking towards someone who enjoys things similar to you, and what better way to do that than clubs and such?
*How could you go crazy anyway by speaking?*
What the cat said, join a gym, that way you'll turn that destructive power into productive power!
Baby steps. Any time you're in a situation where you CAN talk to someone, just do it. Ask them questions about themselves or whatever it is that they're doing in your presence. People love to talk about themselves, so all you really have to do to make a conversation happen is ask a few questions and show that you're listening.
Well, aside from stuff like "count down from 15 when you feel angry," if it's a big problem you should probably pursue therapy. Just being able to get it off your chest to someone who's paid to be non-judgmental and knows a lot about psychology works wonders.
If you'd prefer an internet psychologist, I happen to know one of those too, but it's a bit out of my depth.
Oh god how tempting
I'm saving them for you.. and she did it again
One that wasn't even lewd mind you!
*Does that happen often?*
*Is that blood that red patch near it's eye i wonder?*
That sucks. You're a lot of fun here on the internet, I wish you'd stick around.
>Evan Fode has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "4".
congrats you have good luck
>schmee has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "13".
good luck for you too
>current normie former /b/tard likes to look back at the shithole she scaped from.
How did you managed to do such thing?
And also this.
Jobs bring money...
Sounds cool! Maybe I'll watch it when I have some free time
You didn't GET but I'm in a good mood now, so here's one card.
>Five of Pentacles
Avenues yet to be explored, a message of not being too despondent.
It sounds like it's worth a shot. The card is saying don't give up before it starts.
*She would require something else to truly fit.*
Did you try restarting it?
Is mobile 4chan broken or what?
YOU! YOU GET THESE CURSED DUBS HERE! >>702060377
So, a hacker? Isn't that what basically is? Hacking?
SIR, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A BRAIN PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP
*I do, but do you know who are the ones around you? In this thread?*
Smiling from stupid memes make it feel a little better at least.
>using the phone while walking on water
>not getting zapped
have you tried flipping your switch? i heard that fixes it
>takes cursed dubs
>gets regular dubs at the same time but they don't matter because you're already cursed
Such is life in Soviet Gensokyo.
So what kind of reading would you like? Got a question? Got a topic? Or would you just like a general prediction?
I know, I understand how these things work. What kind of studies are needed to understand and, basically, learn how to H4x0R? Is it something that can be teached easily?
give it a flip and turn it on, see what happens
I guess I could.
Does either support namesync? Or archive redirect?
Cyber security seems interesting...
I've been poking some wargames lately, are those of any use?
>Ask for file checksum
>Neppu gets confused
At least I know I'm not at the bottom
Where is muh tarot reading !
Tbh it is not for everyone, you have to be a rather twisted individual to be good at it as well. Be able to think like an attacker. Best thing to do is start with system administration and then start taking classes related to security.
Cyber security is an arcane art to even alot of IT people.
I tried, it won't budge.
My doubles luck has been abysmal so far tonight as well.
I need to know if i will getting a job. Im worried about that. About my luck
>>NB4: sorry, my english typing is bad
Where are your GETs?
Counter measures are actually rare due to their legality, as much as I would love to be able to leave little packages of malware for attackers to down load that blow their system to hell.
Also have you thought about deploying your payload inside her, and then feeling her up to escalate your privileges?
Wiggling it, huh? I like where this is going.
Count? I'm willing to offer a foot rub instead if not.
*Here they are >>702061422 i gift mine to this person >>702062393 *
What's your native language? What do you speak?
Am I a nerd for understanding your joke?
>The Wheel of Fortune
Good fortune as a result of being in the right place at the right time.
>Knight of Cups
A dreamer who can be easily led or discouraged.
>Six of Pentacles
It sounds like you'll be fine. It's going to come from an unexpected place, so continue the efforts you're making and trust in the wheel of fate!
you may like where this is going but i dont wanna flip it, its in a weird place
Okay. So what's the nature of your reading? What are you hoping to learn?
>Am I a nerd for understanding your joke?
Can you just pass those md5 checksums dammit
Just touch it a little.
I would prefer to leave it as a general reading. I only wish to take a small glimpse into my future, near or far.
>Is anything troubling you?
I feel... trapped. Trapped in my way of life, trapped into servitude, seemingly fit only to be treated as a garbage bin by my family, trapped in my house, trapped in my own goddamn town. I want to live on the moment, but I seem to be cursed to only be able to try and look forward to the future. A future that seems bright but can never truly be guaranteed. I'm sick of having to tell myself "it'll get better in a few years" when I want it to be better now.
Anything that can help? Feels good to vent.
Can u tezh me how 2 hax an roblox accunt? XDXDXDDDdxxdxXdxD
You teach me and I shall provide.
Uh, here, Reimu senpai just did your reading over here ! >>702063496
Everyone feels this way. I feel this way, a lot of the time. And I know for sure that Reimu does, quite often. But breaking that cycle takes real, serious change. The kind that's risky. And scary.
>mfw no one noticed I left
Bunny girls are cute, I'm willing to negotiate.
>The High Priestess
Intuition, wisdom and secret knowledge, the feminine side of the male personality. Something remains yet to be revealed, but patience must be observed.
>Eight of Pentacles (Reversed)
Inappropriate use of energy and skills for unsuitable ends. Dishonest dealings in business affairs. Short term gain at the expense of long term profit.
>Nine of Swords
Deception, premonitions and bad dreams, suffering and depression, cruelty, disappointment violence, loss and scandal. All of these may be overcome through faith and calculated inaction.
As it stands now, your path eventually leads to ruin. It can be avoided though, by re-evaluating your choices both now and in the near future.
Well, let's think about that. What would you need to change the situation you're in? What would give you the power to live in the moment?
yo reisen, flip this anon's switch i dont wanna wiggle it
Honestly, if you say you're leaving, I'm going to turn my attention elsewhere. I assume you like... leave, when you say that. Not stick around to see if someone says anything.
...that's what I'd do, anyway. But when I leave, everyone has to leave. So it's not quite the same.
>type FCIV -md5 C:\path\to\the\file\I\want\you\to\check.bin
I think it was in rebirth2\data\SOUND0000.bin
But, I'm nowhere near that machine right now so I can't do much with the hash.
Sounds fairly on point though I do not think I have the willpower to fix anything.
I was hoping for something more lighthearted to distract me from those thoughts though, what a shame.
Can call me hawk.
Man I have no clue where to start with these feels I got. I have been in and out of relationships pretty quickly but I get its common. The thoughts I still have in my head are a struggle.
One girl I dated named jenny in My junior year of high school, that was a nice time with her /shit because of my grand pa getting sick. Kept me feeling like shit from my grandpa turning sick. She gave me all the pussy I wanted. Hung out with her a lot, she sucked me into just getting her ex jealous, even though she came crawling back and I got the last laugh, I got over her. She accused me of cheating which was lame because I got to prove her bullshit wrong. But here is the part that I don't get. A year after that I in my senior year I dated a chick named grace and the same situation played out but my grandpa passed way before this. She kinda had the same traits but she was more caring and actually took a lot of time out of her day to be with me. Then one day she just calley me accused me of cheating when I gave her my all. I liked this chick more than the Jenny. She eventually comes back like Jenny did but she wasn't making anyone jealous that I couldn't prove. It only came from some person I never really knew and he had no proof either. Apprently I made her mad and she fucked some other dude while I went to a concert with my best friend. I ended up getting the last laugh. Then a few months after figuring my shit out because thst was a fucked up thing. I got in touch with an old childhood friend named amber. I thought shit was going good but she lead me on and was dating some dude behind my back and she was talking to me behind thst dudes back. He got in touch with me and surprisingly the situation played out in a mature manner and she got fucked over.
Wow, you're like, a computer genie or something, ever thought about running for president?
Presidents need to be technologically incompetent so yoy can hack their emails.
It's the best they can do about transparency.
I guess the point I'm trying to make after this feels vent is that I finally met a chick and have been going strong for two years and she will do anything for mem I have made mistakes and she still accepts me and gives me all her time and so do I. I don't want to lose her, but how do o get these feelings of hatred and regret of these females that fucked me hard and took advantage of me out of my head. I got over jenny, but grave and amber leave a dent in me and I just keep it secret.
I don't want to lose my current relationship and I don't see anything going wrong anytime soon, I just want these feelings gone and just not feel guilty about feeling like this.
I'm 24. Seems a little young to be feeling trapped, I know. And I hate it because I don't feel in control of my life. I consider myself a relatively simple man in terms of wants. I want a stable job, a place to live, and enough free time to enjoy myself. But at the moment, I don't have the "stable" job, or the free time. My manager is a cunt that will more than likely get me fired soon, and the job I have works me hard enough where I have about an hour per day to do what I want
Oh, sorry. Tarot readings are probably the wrong place to look for that. I'd say 2/3 of the cards are at least a little unpleasant. Here, I'll try a different deck.
>Three of Cats
You're going to have three kittens thrust upon you that you'll have to take care of! They're too cute to refuse.
>The Lord of Shenanigans
Uh oh, turns out it was just a prank, bro.
>Giant Reimu's Feet
Start licking, pathetic slave. I hope you have lotsa saliva!
I know, but I normally come back, and I have no idea if anyone notices or not.
But it doesn't really matter, I lack presence and reply if I have anything to say anyway, so I'm used to it
I still believe I am part of the thread nonetheless
Well, the fact that you realized this new girl is different from all the previous one is proof clear enough that you shouldn't be so much on the defensive with her and just enjoy instead.
I dunno, I would suggest you save a bit of cash and buy a plane ticket to wherever they pay better.
No need to apologize; I'm happy you took time out of your evening to do that much for me.
My my, what a cruel temptress you are. I'm not sure how I could possibly refuse though~
Hawk here, I'm not defensive with her at all. Just after being in and out of shit kinda got me in a bad mind set leading to making mistakes while being with my current gf. She accepts me as a whole and we do a lot of shit together. I enjoy all of my time spent with her and it's fantastic.
Just the shit that jenny, mostly amber and grace did still come up in the back of my mind and once I start thinking about it I get depressed and shit. Then I feel guilty because I'm sure that isn't a healthy thing to do. I have tried anything I can. I have talked to a close family member, my best friend, and anyone i know would could be helpful. I just can't seem to figure out how to address this.
Quick! give me a hug!
Well, logically speaking, you should have nothing to feel guilty about. You got screwed over a bunch of times by falling for the wrong people, apparently. That's not your fault, and there's nothing you could've done to prevent things from going the way they did with those girls.
What you can control is the relationship you have now. It sounds like you have a really good thing going, and rather than worry about losing it, you should enjoy it for however long it lasts! No relationship is forever, and there can always be unforeseen circumstances that drive even two really compatible, good people apart. So the best way to look at it is to enjoy it while it lasts, for what it is, and try not to think about the rest.
Have you spoken with the girl you're dating about these feelings? If she's like you say she is, she'll probably be supportive and able to make you feel better about it.
Well, at 24 that's an overwhelmingly common feeling to have, actually. It's what they call a quarter-life crisis. You're at the age where most people have told you you should have your life together by now, but that's just a fantasy. Very very few people actually have things together by that age, or even by 30. But the fantasy they've been fed their whole lives, coupled with watching Facebook feeds and other sources of "my life is better than yours" news makes them stress out and feel trapped and hopeless.
If you're in school and you have a job, you're already doing two great things for your future. They're both slow, and take patience, but life is all about those baby steps. As long as you're making those every day, you'll get there.
As for what else you can do... I'd say it's not too early to start living in the moment as it is. Maybe you can't afford to go traveling the world or the other grandiose adventure-y things people usually think about when they imagine the good life, but you can still be adventurous no matter where you are.
Look, everytime you think about the bad shit that happened in the past, look at yoir girlfriend, shit's already in the past, same when you're depressed, if you say she is always there for you, well then, be happy with her for her then.
Good operation system~!
I'm tired, goodnight guys! Rest well and luck this week for you!
>Four of Cups
Apathy, dwelling on past experience. Love that turns to familiarity. Happiness that has reached its peak.
>Two of Wands
Success that has been achieved through hard work. Strength of character and will ensuring that ideas come to fruition.
A tendency to hoard money and objects of value. Sexual obsession and lust.
It sounds like you're going to get bored of your all too familiar surroundings, which will cause you to enter a boom of creativity and success to drive yourself out of it. Be careful of taking materialism too far though, or you'll end up feeling like the devil.
Hawk here, thanks for the advice man I appreciate it.
I did talk to her about it in a way, and she is helping me through it and mostry other pwrsonal things. She knows when I'm depressed and will ask me if I want to talk about it. I wouldn't want to go in circles with her on this topic and make her think I'm not into her anymore you know? It's been four or 5 years since all this past shit happened and it just bothers me how I think about it time to time and I get a guilty feeling. I am moving forward into life and we have a blast together. I don't really think about much bad shit when im with her. It's just when I'm hanging by myself and my mind just starts to wander if that makes sense.
I'm always happy for her, she has opportunities for a career and It makes me so delighted because I hate seeing her so upset. She has done a lot for me to get my shit together, I make sure she is happy too.
My bad what I forgot to add also is I used to hang out with shaddy shit people and they had the same type of relationships. I get it I'm young and learning. But what upsets me is why did I get it from what I saw and learn what hapened to me the first time around. Ovviously I know what red flags to look for now in life, but it just sucks I didn't see shit sooner.
I can understand that for sure. I can't tell you how many things I've done in life that were objectively bad choices and I may have screwed myself into a hole that'll take a long time to climb out of. It's not a pretty thing to think about, and it gets me down from time to time. Whenever I see one of those threads about "what would you do if you could talk to your past self" I usually get very upset, but I have to remind myself that time travel is never going to be possible and it does no good to think about it.
The only productive things we can do with regards to time, are to look forward, or stop and look around us. It's good to remember that whenever we catch ourselves trying to look back for too long.
These guys bone.
Are we done here? It's looking like we're done here.
I'm just happy I had a shrine party that made it past midnight for once. It hasn't happened in a while now!
Worst time to crash, ME.
It's been while. Hello people.
Hi! Welcome back!
Hiya Reimu! Nice 420.
This small air cleaner thing in my class has noctua fans
Well, I mean, if it's about to die then I can just let it then.
Dude weed lmao
What kinda class has plants in it?
It's a generic classroom.
My math classes are in it.
This system is like a wall with pockets in it where plants grow. It also has a watering system so you don't have to water it yourself.
I'm not sure what the fans are there to do but I want to steal them
That's a new name
I'm trying, at least. Why do you ask?
If it helped at all, I'm happy. Best of luck to you, Anonymous!
I'll stay until my curiosity is satisfied!
I'm gonna cut this super short.
i met this girl overseas, we had a huge connection. We stayed in contact. She came to my country for a short time, we hung out it was great.
She came back to spend time with me, my family member got really sick before she came, I told her I couldn't see her because the time was bad. She came anyway. Told her I could only be her freind at that time.
She continued her own trip.
3 months later
Family member got better. Told her I missed her.
She wanted to meet me.
we were going to meet for 2 days, she extended it to a week.
Once we met we had a great time for 2 days then she was due to travel home. Told me she didn't want another lover but wanted a boyfriend.
So what about me?
"no not you"
she gets home to her country, tell her about my family being sick etc. She tells me I wish I had told her sooner, I message her on her birthday, she calls me, talks about us travelling to the same country together but not specifically meeting.
I send her a birthday gift, she tells me she got it and it made her cry.
I message her that I am wiling to travel anywhere to see her and it would be nice to see her because I still care.
What do I do?
ps we fucked for 2 days most recently, and spent 5 together. We fucked when we met overseas, and previous time she came to my country.
most recent time she came here she was talking about settling down here and marrying me. She certainly felt rejected when I couldn't spend time with her.
Ouch... well, my next step would be to forget about it for a while, and then maybe in a few weeks try messaging her again. I wouldn't hold my breath, since it seems like there's some reason she's not interested. It's very confusing, so I can see why you can't read her very well, but that's the feeling I get anyway. Slight discomfort.
Then again, considering that PS, maybe I'm wrong. Either way, all you can do is wait and maybe try again after waiting for a while.
this is my follow up message:
No pressure at all, take your time.
I have airline credits that I need to use from the times I needed to cancel a ticket to <see her while she was here and couldn't>.
I understand that I hurt you and for what it's worth it hurt me a lot when things in my life kept me from spending time with you.
It's up to you about meeting again, we might even be in <a country we are mutually travelling to in a few months> at the same time, and I'd like to see a friendly face and go out dancing.
I took some dancing lessons before you were coming to stay with me, although I didn't even need them (and learned a little Spanish).
I'd love to be able to make up for the time we didn't get to spend together.
Even if we're still just friends, I'll be in <that country> anyway, and it would be nice to catch up with and have an adventure with a friend.
Siempre suya plátano. <always yours banana>
Rather than telling her you don't have time, you could've asked her if she could help. Do you think she would?
Also, lack of communication can always be a result of a technological difficulty. If you can't verify she's seen the messages you've sent, you shouldn't assume so.
and she's still active on facebook.
Although the day before I added some "featured photos" and the day after she read it she added her own "featured photos" one of which I had taken of her.
Sounds good to me.
Also, the reason I recommend waiting is both because it's better for you if you don't obsessively send her messages over and over (as some people tend to do in this situation) and because I've run into situations where someone sends me a message that I genuinely want to respond to, but my response is too complex to write up immediately. I have to think about it, so I take my time. And sometimes I forget to reply. So it's possible that something like that happened here, too.
Like your love letter for me! >:c
Ah don't try to wriggle yourself out of this one!
I'm so confused!
I don't think I ever had any idea I was supposed to do that!
See! you totally forgot all about ittttttt...
Working burning man and a lot of my co workers are trying to set me up with this girl that works with us. Total butterface but her body is amazing. We've worked together and have gotten along well but I'm not sure what to do to make the next move. I want to get her in my bed but I don't know what to do. It's been a while since I've been with a woman and I forget how to flirt
You're making this up, aren't you? Who writes letters to people they see every day anyway?
Shrines maidens do so stop avoiding your duties!
L-Love letters are far more romantic than text messages!
Uhh... hmm... This is a tough one. I've never actively flirted with anyone on purpose, it just sort of happens for me. Like we both get in the mood for it and it happens.
So, the key here is chemistry. Next time you're alone-ish together and having a fun conversation, pay attention to her body language. Subtly, but do it. Does she talk to you with her body facing toward you? The way someone's feet point in a conversation means a lot. If they're closed off, they'll be pointing away. If they're open and receptive, they'll be facing you.
Get closer (while still talking) and see how she responds. It's hard to explain what the right moment is for this, it's something you're supposed to just kind of feel out.
Tease her a little somehow. Keep it light and playful. Take her by the hand while you're walking together. She'll either pull away if she's not interested or she'll let it happen and be intrigued.
Fine, fine, I'll write you a love letter. All you had to do was ask!
I want text messages too
I did ask.. you f-forgetfull maiden!
No you want love letters!
On the other hand, you could just straight up confess that you're interested in her and ask if she'd like to go on a date sometime. That's probably the better idea if you ask me.
How long? Are we scary or something?
And when was that?!
That's why I said "sometime." Instead of going home, one of those nights you could go grab a... dinner... or a coffee.. or a minigolf... whatever. Just not a movie. Movies are bad first dates.
Maybe when it's all over, then. You're gonna want to get her number anyway, since I can't imagine there's a lot of time for flirting at work anyway. Even if it is work at a giant hippie camp, you still probably can't make out on the clock.