I work fast food and this is so fucking relevant
Yeah dude it's in a college town too and during the summer it's a shitshot of old people
OK you no good Turkeys I have reached my wits end all I wanted to know was how to "make" wine and now I wake up to the famous orange reddit envelope of Shit sent by dozens of malicious Snakes in the grass saying the rudest swears and mocking "bluo blou blah blah baby" insults and impersonations NOT even accurate while your grease hands slap the ergonomic Keys summoning of the sewer shitgod Trollman of online to do a powerful kick textually at my Electronic Reputation, second of all dont you have anything to do better than "troll" people online, I mean with this election coming up is there REALLY HONESTLY nothing you can spend your time doing, better, than trolling? Really? Really? Really????? Its a fools Errand because there is always someone trolling you as well, always someone one layer deeper laughing at You, instead all the while, and further more back to the subject at hand I have enormous biceps.
LastlyGoogle, defines badass as "a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person." So checkmate Fuckers I am two out of three of these, because I am tough because I know that life isn't all Sugar Candy and Minuets, and because I am uncompromising because I know that to compromise the morals and ideals that make this country (America) the greatest on god's green earth is to compromise the very soul of wit which is brevity so let me wrap this up for you slimey Beasts: My Biceps are perfect and my prophecy is perfect and my wine knowledge is getting better and I have reported Each and Every one of you Gods Failed Children to Conde Nast's CEO for deportation and enhancged interrogation (man in Scumbag Steve mask puchnes your dick and balls until you sign binding nondisclosure agreement and agree to drink Pepsi exclusively during 20s and 30s (most important marketing years)) Bye
IM fucking done. I laughed my ass off!!!
>closes at 9pm
>show up at 8:45
>the employees are either gone or they claim there isn't anything left
This is why you will never be anything more than a worthless cog in the machine of humanity you lazy fuck, you should be doing manual labor
>close at 8pm
>bitch when customers arrive before 8pm
why say you close at 8pm if you dont close at 8pm? go kill yourself you pleb wage slave.
i hope our savior hillary will enfore 15$/hr so japan will robotize your jobs and you can be homeless for the rest of your days
I fucking love this.
I can only guess this is from some infomercial and the dude tried to prove that some knife doesn't cut to showcase how much better his own product was.
But then he was all like 'Oh shit, this fucking cuts perfectly fine' and just jams the knife through sideways.
It's all yours my friend!
That kid looks so loveable like i just want to takecare of him and be close to him his entire life until he goes off to college and doesnt keep in contact as much as me and his mother would like.. But we know hes finding himself. He only calls when he needs money but we love him. He finally got a girlfriend and they are starting to get serious. I wish he would call. Were happy to raise such a loving kid
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Same fucking thing you stupid faggot.
the children. worth checking out, film is essentially an arbitrary excuse to shoot kids in a movie. there's a whole stash of troma films worth diving into taht hasn't been brought to the general light yet.
>BEING THIS GULLIBLE