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Quads and ill do it.
Trips decides how.
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Your life isn't worth quads faggot.
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>>702049808
/thread
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>>702049625
>Turn on all burners on stove
>squirt 3 full bottles of lighter fluid all over self and house
>ignite
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>>702049900
Double dubs count?
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>>702049808
Did you just talk them UP from trips
then proceed to deny their worthiness of said escalated post number?
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>>702049625
Rolling for quads to end your miserable life
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>>702049625
things'll turn around man.
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>>702049908
This would have been so great.
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>>702049908
Whoops, forgot to mention, don't let the burners ignite, just turn them on the you hear the gas being expelled.
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slowly start peeling off skin starting at ur feet with a sharp knife,quit when u reach the belly button. now take a bath of ammonia and bleach and maybe other chemicals u have in ur household. now sit in bath with ur laptop/phone w/e and tell us how u experience this.
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Eat nothing but ketchup until you die of malnutrition.
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>>702050522
reroll
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Carbon monoxide intoxication, while streaming it.
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>>702049625
If you do please take me with you
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>>702050522
rerollll
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>>702050779
so close yet so far reroll
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Get a hobby.
Get a girlfriend.
Follow your dreams.
Start a family.
Grow old with your loved one.
Look back and feel happy for what you've accomplished.

then drink a gallon of lighter fluid.
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You have been forsaken
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>>702050682
Roll
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Take a giant shit, freeze it, sharpen it to a point, stab self in jugular in public setting.
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>>702050887
FUUUUCK
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do it
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>>702050682
Rollin
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Don't do it
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Shot to the stomach, slow and painful death from blood loss
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>>702050821
rollll
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>>702051110
So close!
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>>702051110
fuck so close

reroll
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>>702051110
Jesus fuck man.
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>>702051110
Re-roll for slow and painful stomach wound
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Roll
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>>702050522
do this
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Chicken Run style try to escape from a farm and die
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>>702051352
better livestream it
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Slowly cut down the middle of your dick
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>>702051660
Reroll
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...
TRIIIIIIIIPSSS

Turn yourself inside out through your anus. Just reach up there and pull.
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>>702051978
Reroll
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>>702052002
SO CLOSE
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>>702051660
Rerolling fegs
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>>702051660
Last roll
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>>702050079
OP here. Super doubtful
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Muere como el solitario de mierda que sos
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2222222222
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Cut your eyelids off and sow them onto your ballsack
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Ram into the gas pumps at a gas station while blaring "Alahu Akbar" through the stereo. Be sure drive as fast as you possibly can. Also drink a little bleach before.
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>>702052480
Reroll
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>>702049625
You jump off a bridge live on twitch
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Explode a gas station, perish in the fires
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>>702052480
Reroll
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>>702052536
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>>702052480
Rolling for this
Also record it live on YouTube or something
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>>702052480
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>>702052536
rollin for this
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>>702052480
Roll
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>>702052480
Rerolling
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>>702052671
What he said
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>>702051660
Roll
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>>702052885
Damn so close
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>>702052480
RolllRolll
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>>702049625
Ok-
Suicide by natural causes.
It's the worst suicide of all, because it will last so long that you'll welcome death at the end of it all.
:^)
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Masturbate to death
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>>702052480
Please RNJesus let him die in a blaze of goddamn glory
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>>702053041
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Fucked to death by black men
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>>702052480
OP here rolling for this
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>>702050522
roll
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>>702052480
Do it fgt
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Mr. Hands yourself
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Masturbate to death!!!
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>>702053250
r0l0l0
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>>702052480
Rollllll
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>>702053221
Rollolling for this
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You monster, my son is dead because of all of you, I'm gonna call the police and let them see this webpage.
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>>702050522
trips get
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>>702053446
But how did he do it!
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>>702053446
You should both kill yourselves by ripping that stick out of your assholes
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>>702053221
DAAAAAAAMMIT
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>>702052480
Tripssss
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Suicide by nigger orgy
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Drink paint with broken glass
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>>702053446
Fucking fag
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rolling for suicide by old age. trips get
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>>702052480
Rawl
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Don't do this but if I get trips
Drink some bleach then go to a populated area and blow it up
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>>702049625
Start smoking. That shit will kill you.
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>>702053722
Rerawl
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Buy a pack of cigarettes and light them all then eat them all
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don't do it. things will get better for you.
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>>702053865
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>>702053923
reroll
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>>702053826
Rawll for this Rerawll
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Sir
Please don't kill yourself
Sincerely
Anon
P.S: Quads get
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>>702053923
And then there this asshole.
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>>702053865
REROLL
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>>702054014
Rerawl the rerawl of the rerawl of the rawl
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Knife cuts wrist and dick so you bleed out
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>>702054093
Keep em rawling
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>>702054093
Rawll the rerawll of the rerawll of the rerawll of the rawll
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>>702049625
Death by old age
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>>702054202
Reroll
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Death by apple in ass
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>>702053359
reroll
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>>702054333
WINRAR
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>>702054333
WIN.RAR
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>>702054333
Fuck you.
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Rooooollll
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doo ut
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>>702054333
>and dick
Fucking kek
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>>702054202
OP here give me a second to get somewhere private
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>>702054640
For mother Russia!
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>>702054640
your not OP idiot, OP is 100% already "in private".

faggot
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>>702054640
Faggot
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Quads btw^
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It's your boy skinny penis back with the quads
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No quads?
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Quids
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Roll
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>>702055183
Nah blood
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Quidsx2
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ch3ck 3m quads
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RNJesus bless my roll to get quads now instead of trips
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Check republic thes quads faggots
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My quads are quadtastic
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>>702049625
Took care of the girl. Now hurry up and get quads guys.
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>>702055418
Cmon pls
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>>702049625
Bleach rollerino
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Bowser is a good guy tbh and check em
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>>702055500
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>>702055521
Rollerino
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Damn I'm good
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DO IT
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>>702055545
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quildyys
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>>702055480
You took a picture of your sister sleeping faggot
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let's go fucker don't have all day
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Fuck this shit here's your quads faggotz (with a z cause I'm cool)
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>>702055480
That's your sister sleeping, faggot
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>>702055792
Kek
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Let this cunt kill himself
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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With the powers of harambes big fat juicy hard masculine cock throbing inside my asshole I present thee quads
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>>702055804
Or cheating gf. The world will never know
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qUADS PLS GOD
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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>get a bathtub full of water
>drop a toaster while plugged into the wall into the tub.
Do it for the lawlz
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How does it make you feel that someone got quints just seconds ago

>>702055555#
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>>702056287
Nigga trips is done with
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Don't do it Faggot. Death by old age,
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Please give me quads.
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Trying to get quads so hard I can spot a store front from 62 miles away drowning in bleach with a fucking elapsed asshole now give me quads
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quad!
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6666im satan
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>>702049625
Time to do my good deed for the day
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Satan has spoken
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We're getting close guys
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quads
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> Leaving your life to chance
Fuck you nerd
Get some therapy man, get some meds and go do something fucking nuts
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just a bit longer
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Check em like a fag
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satan
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roll
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Niggers
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DONT DO DIS OP UR BETTER THAN THAT
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>>702056480
you're not faggot
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please quads!
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>>702056605
Cmon on
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Old age, need proof with timestamp or your a faggot
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>>702056660
So fucking close
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satandnd
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>>702056652
To bad I just got quads
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Stay Alive Man,
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you don't need quads to do it
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fUCKING QUADS JFC
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>>702049625
Old age.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
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Damn, just 1k more posts
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>>702056748
fuku
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no
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>>702056678
FUCK
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>>702056666
fuck
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Fucking die going deus vult in europe
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Reeeeeeeeeeeee
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check em
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Satan wants you to live faggot
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>>702056660
close
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>>702049625
Dude - It aint worth it. Just wait it out like the rest of us and just chillax. Quit being so self centered and try to help make others lives better. Know you are doing some good out there and you will feel good.
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Raise a Family, wait until your kids have kids. Get your grandchild to stab you to death
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Lucky number seven x4
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you are special
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>>702056777
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>>702056953
No u pussy
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>>702053446
Everyone quick break out the finger boxes the normies are cummn
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Don't kys op I love you
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>>702056842
REEEEEEEEEEEEEroll
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Dont do it but also do it
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Hay guys was going on in here?
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7777 check it bois
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Don't do it
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don't do it faggot
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Razor wire around neck
Glue hands to head
Jump from building, severing head
Look like in a fit of autistic rage you ripped your own head off
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>>702057098
The long w8 for quads
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>>702056777
Nice trips story.
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>>702056903
Apparently
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7777q
7777u
7777a
7777d
7777s
7777f
7777a
7777g
7777s
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>>702057121
How are you this new?
Watch the post numbers and lurk moar
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ded
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>>702049625
Do it by waiting until you die of natural causes
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Kill yourself by living a long fulfilling life
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>>702056969
Fuck me those are nice
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>>702057307
Roll
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Post number check
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Quads
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life is so short
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>>702052480
re roll
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No quads here
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C H E C K' E M
H
E
C
K'

E
M
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>>702057409
555
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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op is a liar and a pussy but if op is real then good thing I just got quads
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Death by natural causes
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>>702054333
WINNER
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if i get trips i choose that instead of killing yourself you go out, find a job at any fast food restaurant, find a pretty girl, do work out, marry, get a better job, have kids then jubilate with your wife and then die happily.
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>>702057573
Note the surge as other threads try to quad
7777 get
>am i a god now?
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Eat cereal
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>>702057666
satan has spoken, kill yourself OP
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>>702057706
Reroll
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>>702057666
Satanic winrar
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7777 get pls
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Quads compel you to live.
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>>702057700
if i get trips you wont kill yourself a and do what dis guy says
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>>702057769
Damn it
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Bye OP.
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7777
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>>702057666
FUCK
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hERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
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>>702057700
if quads u wont do it
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>>702057778
Nothing worse than being that close
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We fucking missed it
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you have to live, you are special
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>>702057778

FUCK
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Don't
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>>702049625
Cya
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stream it you fat cunt
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>>702057778
this is a signal, OP has to live
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>>702049625
I must be fucking cursed.
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d e a d
e
a
d
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>>702057971
Your a signal
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>>702058000
you are the antichrist
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>>702058000
You are
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So we need 8888 but we can't get its so I'm gonna call my own post number 8267
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>>702058185
I'll try again cause I'm a faggot 8197
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live a long and happy life OP
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Do it by old age.
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I want you to live OP
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>>702058271
Last try I swear 8342
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>>702058335
Close buddy
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>>702058185
actully its 341
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>>702058344
I was close so I get another try 8375
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Supra 2016
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Reroll
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>>702058379
No it's 423
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>>702058000
Was all ready too. wtf
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Destiny is already written
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i will get 502
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8563
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>>702058430
Nogger
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86
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quads says it's not worth
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do it
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Post number 8631
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i will get 650
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>>702049625
dont dew it
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quad
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8753
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wait 'till you're 33
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if i get 777
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Why won't you die ?!?!?
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I will get 8888
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>>702058765
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G
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Well?
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I won't let you die OP
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check em-843
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Quads
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>>702052480
As quads, I demand you to do this.
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Bonjourno
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>>702058724
oh noooooooooooooo
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Get
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>>702058799
sooo close faggot
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Op stay alive
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>>702058881
dont do it
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>>702058881
Fuck
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ree
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WE FUCKING MISSED IT AGAIN
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>>702058804
ITT - Satan's child experiences growing pains
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