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/b/ whats your best racist joke?
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>>702045662
Truck driver carrying a load of black bowling balls from Louisiana to Florida. Pulls over in georgia for a black man hitchhiking. "Cant have passengers in the cab, but you can ride in the trailer" guy gets in the trailer. Further down the road is another black guy walking a bike with a flat. "Cant have passengers" etc. Keeps driving till he hits alabama. Highway patrol was doing random inspections. One cop is talking to the driver while the other checks the load. He comes running back from the trailer, "you turn this rig around and go back to where you came from, i dont want to see you in alabama again!" Driver leaves, other cop goes wtf? First cop says "man you wouldnt believe it! He's hauling nigger eggs! Two of em already hatched and one already stole a bike!"
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Boy its night time get yo ass in this house before you get ran over or lost cant nobody see you with your black ass. Ok mama, i was looking for daddy. Boy you just as dumb as he is hes done gone off with that white girl he aint neva coming back. Once you go white you find out they are real tight. But you said whitey was the devil mama. They are! Ok mama. (scene) "true story"
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>>702045662
Black Lives Matter
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>>702045662

Got plenty. One I came up with myself as a train passed by a bar I was at

"What's the difference between niggers and trains?"
I dunno, what?
(expressionless face) "I don't fucking hate trains"
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>>702045662
Donald Trump
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If the Flintstones were black what would they be called?
>Niggers
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Why do crows steal? 'cause they're black
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>>702045662

What's the difference between niggers and snow tires?

Tires don't sing when you put the chains on
or
Tires still work when you take the chains off
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>>702047656
Name like one thing he's ever said that was racist

>pro tip
you can't
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord?
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What do you call a black guy that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist!
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>>702048478
Da captain
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At a predominantly black school in Queens, it's graduation day. Everyone at the school is receiving a diploma, except for the star basketball player Rodney.

Everyone is shouting at the principal:

Crowd: Give Rodney a chance! Give Rodney a chance!

Principal: Okay Rodney, if you can answer this kestion, youze can get youze deploma and youze can gajate. What, is two plus two?

Rodney: Uh, 22?

Principal: WRONG!! Now youze ain't gonna get youze deploma and youze ain't gonna gajate.

Crowd: Give Rodney a chance! Give Rodney another chance!

Principal: Okay Rodney, if you can answer this kestion, youze can get youze deploma and youze can gajate. What is the square root of 49?

Rodney: Uh, x?

Principal: WRONG!! Now youze ain't gonna get youze deploma and youze ain't gonna gajate.

Crowd: Give Rodney a chance! Give Rodney another Chance!

Principal: Okay Rodney, this is your last kestion. If you can answer this kestion, youze can get youze deploma and youze can gajate. What is 3 times 3?

Rodney: Uh, 9?

Crowd: Give Rodney a chance, give Rodney another chance!
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>>702045662
What do you call a Chinese spy?

> A *chink* in the armor.
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>>702047490
Clever
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter
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yo momma so black someone shot at her at nighttime and the bullets had to come back to ask for directions.
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>>702045662
What's the difference between a team of doctoral Electrical Engineers and a call center.

> What difference?
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How do you starve a nigger?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots...
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>>702045662

Trump
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>>702047656
Maximum kek
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Ghetto pregnancy test: Stick a banana in your pussy, then check for bite marks.
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what is the difference between a Jew and apple pie?
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>>702045662
What's the difference between an Italian's hair oil and a Fuck Boy's hair oil.

> Use
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>>702048118
Oh, there were all those times he refused to hire blacks at his hotels, calling them "worthless" and "lazy", or asked his black guests to leave the lobby when richer white guests came in. Also all that "mexicans are rapists" shit and the whole wall thing.
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>>702049007
name one thing trump said that was genuinely racist.

>protip - you can't
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>>702045662
If your joke is longer that one line of text it's a shit joke.
Also
>White people are not the devil.
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>>702045662

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
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So I walk into the NAACP office and I say...

Look...

I don't want any trouble......

I just want my wallet back.
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>>702049236
What's the difference between people who use the word fuck boy and people who use the word edgy?
>one has a loose asshole and the other is an all out prolapse.
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A Mexican, an Asian, and an American are all in a hot air balloon and losing altitude fast.
The Asian devised a plan: "We need to throw off everything we don't need so we can lose some weight."
He takes two large bags of rice, "we have enough of this in my country." and throws it overboard.
The Mexican takes a few crates of beans. "we have enough of this in my country." and throws it overboard.
The American, in sync with their logic, picks up the Mexican and Asian and throws them overboard.
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Why does Nicki Minaj always over sexualize herself?

> Because she missed the first four words of "I am more than a pair of tits and an arse".
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>>702049279
>refused to hire blacks
lies, he owns many blacks

>illegals** are rapists
fixed. Also pres of mexico is cool w/ him why can't you be puto?
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>>702049308
judge curiel can't be fair because he's mexican (he isn't.)
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>>702049802
>Autism
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>>702049802
not racist or funny
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whats the difference between a regular tire and a jewish tire?

a regular tire can stop on a dime
a jewish tire also stops on a dime then picks it up
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Why are so many black teens homophobic?

> When they were kids all they did was tackle and slam balls into a hole.
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>>702047428
>the sickest joke of them all
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More bigoted than racist

You know they say there's strength in numbers

Tell that to 6 million jews
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>>702050048
>slam balls into a hole
what?
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What do you call and aboriginal with a sheet of corrugated iron?

>A homeowner

What do you call an Aboriginal driving a car

>A thief
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>>702050162
> reference to basketball...
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whats black on bottom and white on top?

society.
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>>702047490
heh nice
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>>702050235
>Update

its called a "hoop" not a "hole"

god these kids are fucking stupid. dont you faggots learn in school anymore? fuck
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How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

>9 months
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>>702050235
I got that part, but what does it have to do with being homophobic?
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>>702048178
A nigger
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>>702050323
Yeah I should have called it a ring piece, not a hole.
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Why are there only two pallbearers at a nigger's funeral?

There's only two handles on a trash can.
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>>702050335

how long does it take a white woman to have an abortion? depends on when her brother gets home
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>>702048717
Works with blonds as well
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i got a great black joke.

most blacks are devout believers in god when look at all hes done for them. and the punchline is they were taught religion by the people who enslaved them.

is it relevant to the joke that im black?
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>>702050373
Well the joke is that they are homophobic yet they play sports that have massive allusions to homosexual acts and behavior.
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whats the difference between a dead deer in the road and a dead black guy in the road?

the deer has skidmarks in front of it
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>>702050490
krs one talks about this

and no its not relevant, nigger
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>>702050497
how is "slamming balls into a hole" an allusion to homosexual acts and behavior?
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>>702048178

my ass
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The diet of a nigger consists primarily of fried chicken, watermelons, collard greens, grape soda,Kool-Aid, malt liquor and cocaine, all proven by science to have abyssmal contents of Omega-3 DHA necessary for brain development in their Human counterparts. Niggers, due to their mental disability to comprehend abstract Human values such as ethics, respect and the Rule of Law, will almost always resort to their simian instincts, then driving around raping white women and throwing their own excrement at other niggers, similar to their tree-dwelling monkey predecessors. Because of the prevalence of violence in nigger society, 9 out of 10 niggers are at risk of extermination before the age of three. Niggers also almost constantly make noise about raping Caucasoids and stealingwelfarechecks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars.
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>>702050652
Your fucking joking right
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>>702050734
no.
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>>702050652
we know his joke wasnt great but youre just being a faggot now
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>>702050620
what is a guy who says nigger for absolutely no reason doing listening to the ramblings of krs one?

fuckin racist anomaly?
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>>702048717
This needs more recognition lmao
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>>702050652
Ok, I admit it, I failed.
I know a joke I made died when I have to explain it, dear anon, sorry.
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>>702050511
>>702050335
>>702050265
>>702050228
>>702048923

ha
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What's the difference between a can of soda and a black man?
>you don't throw a soda can in the trash
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Q) Why is an english 50p coin shaped the way it is ? A) Because it makes it more easy to prise it out of a jews hand with a spanner.
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>>702050834
it wasnt one of his ramblings its in this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF_jSY52LIs

also
>how you act on 4chan is how you act in real life
ok tyrone
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>>702050844

nah you have to apologize to every anon that read that shit. you went full retard and exposed the autism

thanks dick
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>>702050826
>faggot
does that mean youre black?
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Jamal comes home from day at school.

He says "Momma when I was in school today I went pee pee and saw all the white kids got smaller dicks than me"

Momma says "So what?"

Jamal asks "Is it cos I'm black that I got the biggest willy?"

Momma sys "No Jamal, it's cos you're 27."
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i love the people in this thread trying to come up with their own black jokes when it always ends up like

"whadya call a dead nigger?"

"trash!"
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>>702048717

Need this bullshit explained
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>>702050497
Bad joke really bad
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>>702050878
Sorry UKuck, but can you put that into freedomspeak for me? I'm not familiar with these terms such as 50p and spanner.
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Nigger gets asked if he wants a blowjob he says `will it affect my benefits ?`
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What do you call the flintstones if they were black? Niggers
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>>702050972
the fucked up part is i have no idea if youre serious or not.

& dont call me shirley.
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>>702051060
Let's hear your OC faggot
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what do you call a stupid fucking worthless nigger who fucks your girlfriend.

i'd call him dead fucking meat because if i ever see that faggot nigger again ill fucking kill him ill literally beat his fucking face into the cement and piss on his body.
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Why aren't their any Muslims on Star Trek?
>because it's the future
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>>702051161

>implying the black crowd are more stupid than the subject of the joke
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>>702051436
lol blame your slut girlfriend not him
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>>702051436
do you try hard often or is this new?
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>>702051354
where in my post did you get the hint that i had a joke to tell?

because i dont, making good jokes are hard and you dont just think of one when you are told to, jackass
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>>702051281
Gold
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Welfare worker comes to black chicks house to check up on things.

Worker: You say you have 8 kids, all named George.
Black chick: yeah
Worker: So how do you call them home for supper?
Black chick: Oh thats easy, I just call them by their last name.
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What do you call 30 blacks locked in a barn?
Antique farm equipment
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>>702045662
We are so into social justice these day that I can't even say "Black paint", I now have to say "Jamal paint my fence please"
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>>702050469
i dont get it? Is her brother a doctor? Is he the one who is gonna drive her to the hospital?? I dont get the joke?
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>>702049355
fucking clickbait pic
if that wasnt enough,the songs awful too
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>>702050480
ye. but then it wouldnt be true
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A black kid, a Chinese kid, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The black kid says, yo bartender I'd like a soda, please. Chinese boy says nothing for me. Black boy says keep eating those pendants your gonna work up quite a thirst. No, no, says chinamen. The Jewish boy quietly listens to his two companions bicker as per usual, he smiles to himself, enjoying little moments like these. He knows they start school soon, and little chin Ching is moving back to Japan to study. He closes his eyes and tries to memorize the sound of their voices. Internal sigh for Jewish boy. His calm is broken with a cold wet hand on his shoulders and hot breath on his neck. He swings around, nearly falling off his stool as he watches his little black friend forcing himself on Asian.
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>>702051945
only good joke in this thread. good job.
laughed my ass off.
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why do niggers smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.

whats long and hard on a black guy?
the 3rd grade
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How does a black girl know when she is getting a raise?

The Strip turns blue after peeing on it
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>>702052130
tl;dr and nobody else will either. Just wanted to let you know you are a loser.
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>>702047428
/thread
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>>702045662
Zere vere vonce jews.. zen ve gassed zem.
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How was copper wire invented?

2 Jews fighting over a penny
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>>702048717
Oof, clever girl. Wasnt expecting that
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Why do Ethiopians have such slim arms and big round bellys?

They always eat and never work
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>>702050160

Carful what you say. Last person that heard that and did do something about it was Hitler
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>>702048735
Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.
Says "me no see werr"
Doc takes a look, says "its simple, you have a cataract"
Chinaman puts on a scowl and says "no, i drive rincoln continental "
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the best nigger jokes -
what do you call nine niggers in a tree? a wind chime
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what do you call ten dead niggers in the back of a truck? a good days hunting.

why don't niggers celebrate thanksgiving? kfc isn't open on holidays.

whats the difference between niggers and snow tires? snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
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>>702050490

I question this every day. Blacks go hard in the paint for Christianity. Yet it was white slave owners that provided the religion.
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How come there are no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

They aren't working in the future either.
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>>702050666

Sick reference
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I was in class and the teacher told us to sit Indian style so I grabbed a 40 and sat on the curb.
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>>702051161
Look in the mirror
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How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw
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>>702049189
Ones a person and the other's a dicot?
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>>702052795
one of the most depressing things about my race. no free thinkers. its like they want to stay retarded.
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>>702045662
this is an eskimo joke if you know alaska natives and how they talke.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping Tom??

Itookalook
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On the news last night, they aired a story about a black man being dragged out of his house by a group of white skinheads who poured gasoline on him and burned him to death in the street.

People all over town have started taking up a collection for the dead man's family. So far, we've got 12 gallons.
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Why are blacks so good at track and field?

Practiced hurdling coat hangers in the womb
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>>702046622
double dubs & kek
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>>702049578
The NAACP only cares about Tans, not Blacks. Hell, the whole reason they exist is to fuck over Blacks for the sake of Tans. Why else do you see them accidentally hiring whites?
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>>702049737
Replace asian.with black and it works... unlike the blacks themselves
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>>702049802
She killed one of her kids.
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>>702052981

Straying from the herd seems uncommon in blacks. Yet it's this quality that brings about great accomplishments and changes.

At least you have sports and rap music.
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>>702049946
This.

Autism: the only "chronic" disease that always starts with a divorce.
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>>702050090
Tan lives don't matter.
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>>702050666
Too sick.
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What do you say when your TV is floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it nigger.
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>>702045662
Why don't Jews eat pussy?

Because it's too close to the gas chamber.
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What do you call a nigger wearing a suit? The defendant
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>>702049737
We like our Asians. We hate our blacks.
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>>702050490
You're a Tan, not a Black. What you fuckers did in Liberia is unforgivable.
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>>702045662
Whats Jewish dilemma? Free ham!
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>>702050855
>soda
Its called pop
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>>702053523
What do you call 2 gay irish men?
Patrick fitzgerald and gerald fitzpatrick
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what does a jew pervert say?
wanna buy some candy lil girl
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>>702045662
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How do you keep niggers out of your backyard?

Hang one in the front yard.
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>>702053745
You sir are the only joke in this thread
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>>702045662
nigger with a parrot walks into a bar , bartender asks "where did you get that ?" parrot answers "africa , they have a fuckload of these"
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>>702051184
>Sorry UKuck, but can you put that into freedomspeak for me? I'm not familiar with these terms such as 50p and spanner.
I think a spanner is what the fags call a wrench but I don't know what a 50p thing is. I think its a 50-pence coin but then again, I don't think they make a coin that big.

I'll guess that its one of those coins that's not completly round. Like a Suzan B Anthony dollar.
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(Only applies to Chinese kids)

Your mom's so fat, when she steps on a scale she weighs WONTON.

>fuckedmeuplaughingwhenifirstheardit
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>>702051281
I literaly lol'd at that
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Don't know if it's been said in thread yet and too lazy to check.

A little black boy is getting into the flour and it gets all over his face. He runs up to his dad (>Inb4 how is that possible) and says "Daddy, daddy! I'm a little white boy!". The dad smacks him and says "Go tell your mother what you just told me. The little nigger boy goes up to his mom and says "Mommy! Mommy! I'm a little white boy!" She smacks him and says "Go tell your granny what you just told me". He goes up to his grandma and says "Granny, Granny! I'm a little white boy!" Once again she smacks him and she says "What do you think about being a little white boy now?" and he says "I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate niggers".
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>>702053856

Topkek
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your moms so fat when she dances the band skips
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Why were blacks considered 3/5's of a person in the Three Fifth's Compromise.

> Because they are constantly internally divided.
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>>702047428
Jesus Christ, is summer not over until after Labor Day?
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Why don't blacks marry Mexicans?
Because they're afraid the kids will be too lazy to steal
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why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war??

because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!

What do niggers do after sex?

15 years to life.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
>a rip off
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>>702048717
Hi Jackie.

>What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy?

>Hey kid, wanna buy some candy...?
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>>702050878
Hey retarded Brit, a wrench doesn't work on things with an odd number of sides. Unless you're talking about one of those utility wrenches for utilities(and other tamper-proof shit) but those are 5-sided and not 7.

Also, your queen is ugly as fuck even if you try to make a picture of her at a younger age with a stick .
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What happens when a Mexican climbs over another Mexican for sport?
> They get a red card.
What happens when a Mexican climbs over another Mexican for profit?
> They get a green card.
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Your mom's so ugly when she walks passed the bathroom the toilet flushes itself
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nigger runs home from his first day in the 5th grade tells his mom
I got the biggest dick in my grade cuz I iz black
momma say it aint cuz you black fool itz cuz you 23 yrs old
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Why cant jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards
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>>702051436
Ah, the old fear of competition. Try harder instead of being like a liberal union faggot who wants everyone else to be beaten down instead.
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>>702050834
Rofl you must be new here.
Welcome to /b/, where even niggers hate niggers.
Your attempt to garner favor by calling someone a racist leads to the logical deduction you're a Bernie-bro from tumblr. Go back to your safe space before you get triggered, faggot.
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What do Israelis call the Holocaust.

> Approval.
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>>702051161
He knows how many points he gets for three three point shots, being he is a basketballer
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>>702051528
>lol blame your slut girlfriend not him
She'll always go for who is stronger. Its her way of signalling to him that he's an effeminate faggot.
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Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef
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>>702054634
Seconded
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This one is dumb, but whatever.
What has two wings and a halo?
>An Asian telephone.
* WING WING * "HALO!"
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bus driver hits two niggers crossing the road
one goes thru the winshield other gets knocked down the roadboth dead
cop arrives and tells his partner
get him for breaking and entering and get the other for leaving the scene of an accident
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What did one prick say to the other prick?
Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts
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What did the negro say to the klansman?

Please untie this noose, it hurts
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What do you get when you mix a black guy and an octopus?

I don't know what you'd call it, but it sure could pick a lot of cotton.
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>>702054374
I was talking about one of those special wrenches which were designed for the specific intention of what I said. Hammer and chisel please.
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>>702045662

What's the differece between a black guy who sells you drugs and a white guy who sells you drugs?

One's a pharmacist, the other's a dealer.
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How do you rape a camel?
One hump at a time
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>>702054634
i notice youre saying something there but i couldnt give a fuck less what.
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>>702052795
That's like saying that Blacks should starve themselves to death because White slave owners gave them food. Slave owners made life shitty(in the Old South at least), not Christianity.

You're a fucking retarded liberal faggot.
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>>702052666
satanic trips check'd
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>>702052777
>An Asian driving a "rincoln continental"
Not the Asians around me. There seems to be a generational divide with the older Asians driving new BMWs and their offspring driving souped up 4 bangers.
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>>702048828

I LOVE THIS!!
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>>702046622
what are you 12?
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>>702055290
Nigga its a joke
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>>702048828
that's oddly great, idk why but it has a nice ring to it, Thank You.
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>>702049883
>> judge curiel can't be fair because he's mexican (he isn't.)
Someone tell him that - he's a member of meccha and a number of latin american lawyer organizations. And the comment was with regards to a lawsuit that he was, by most estimates, getting unfair rulings shortly after promising to build a border. Try again though.
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>>702049883
Lets see... He belongs to multiple pro mexican boards. Among them they carry the name LA RAZA, as well as having the actual LA RAZA group linked to their sites (this is a racist/terrorist mexican supremacy group that believes mexico should annex parts of the US) and sits on boards that have pursued boycots against trump organizations (which he voted for)

Is he Mexican by nationality? well no...

Is he mexican by action? Sure the fuck is.

Should he have recused himself on the basis of dealings with trumps businesses? Yep sure the fuck should have.
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>>702053239
You can thank Tans for backstabbing every Black that strayed from the herd.
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>>702045662

Ancient Chinese proverb:

"Man who anally rape niggers is fucking apeshit."
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Why did the Chinese not appreciate the surge of popularity in peppers, from Bell peppers to JalapeƱos?

> Because they remembered the last time their country was full of Japs.
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tyrone was so happy past 5th grade he cut himself shaving
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>>702053523
>We like our Asians. We hate our blacks.
No we don't. Our Blacks must be armed and our Asians are just here to replace us.
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Throughout the African diaspora, black people's greatest achievement is and will be for the foreseeable future that they were recognized as equal human beings.
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My mate said to me would you touch a nigger ? I said only to peel the cunt off the windscreen !!
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>>702050490
The oldest continuous christian congregations are in subsaharan Africa. No shit. Blacks heard the word long before the Atlantic slave trade.
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>>702055213
Bahahahaha the butthurt is real! It's ok little boi, your dad had to fuck SOMEBODY, right?
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>>702049883
Curiel is not himself from Mexico, but his parents are. So with a Mexican background and heading a trial which involves a man promising to build a wall on the Mexican border, it's not crazy to assume he has prior opinions of trump. Which is something judges shouldn't have.
To say he's not Mexican Is retarded
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>>702053862
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What did the Klansman's chainsaw say to the black guy?


RUN NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA!
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>>702055678
geez dude youre tryin real hard here arent ya?
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>>702055613

Best joke so far
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how u babysit a nigger, wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

why niggers smell? so blind ppl can hate them too.
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>>702055691
Classic...
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>>702055685
The word you're looking for is Hispanic, not Mexican
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>>702048118
Source or your argument is invalid
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What's the definition of mass confusion?
Father's Day in Harlem
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>>702054393
:(
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>>702054081
Fuck you faggot. Eurofaggots putting shitty cities in African colonies is the problem. Those cities don't want competition from the locals and thus cut off resources. This is why education and food are often scarce in Africa.
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There was a race.
White man it is.
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>>702050666
kek, this anon gets it.
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Anyone got white jokes? I almost never hear them, and I feel like it's untapped potential.
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My favourite

The Golden Rat
**************
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he drinks, he notices a
wonderful golden statue of a rat. He insists that he must have it and asks the
bartender how much it would cost him. The bartender replies, "Seventy bucks
for the Golden Rat, and thirty dollars for the story behind it." The man wants
the rat, but is not interested in the story. He purchases the rat and leaves
the bar. As soon as he steps outside, rats come from everywhere towards him.
He gets in to his car and drives down the street. Rats everywhere! They seem
to be coming out of the woodwork. The man looks in his rearview mirror and
sees millions of rats following his car. He comes to a bridge and throws the
Golden Rat out of his car into the river below the bridge. The rats follow the
statue, plunging over the bridge to their death. The man decides to go back to
the bar. The bartender sees the man walk in, smiles, and says "I bet you wanna
give me that thirty bucks to hear the story behind the Golden Rat, don't ya ??"
"No," responds the man, "I was just wondering if you have a Golden Nigger."
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Best black joke ever.

Michael Jackson.
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What do you call a nigger on a tree limb with 3 monkeys?
Branch manager
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>>702055687

The term 'pop' actually refers to the carbonation common to all the drinks it encompasses--the bubbles pop when you pour/drink or otherwise decompress it.

The more erroneous term is actually Soda, because it's a carryover from the common name for seltzer-based beverages, which "soft drinks" technically are cousins of but not directly the same thing. Fountain drinks and pop/cola/soda came AFTER the real sodas and people just continued to use the old term.
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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
>put a slice of toast on the ceiling
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>>702050442
underrated post
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What do you call a shitting African?
>a show off
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>>702055768
Hahaha answering almost immediately. ROFL I hurt your feelings THAT bad?!?
Omg I can't stop laughing!
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>>702047428
Neat
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>>702045662
donald trump
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Have you ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
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>>702054312
axe some kestions.. hoo hooo hoo
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=usNwe2ljdec
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>>702050442
/thread
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>>702056241
Gtfo liberal faggot
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Never had Ethiopian food?
>Neither have they.
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"Do you know why dog shit better than a nigger?"

"Dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking."
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>>702056322
Have you ever tried African American chocolate.

> Some of the best bars they've seen.
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>>702056322
Beat me to it
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>>702055242
>Godfag detected
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>>702056215
calm down neckbeard. youre way too happy right now.
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>>702056438
But I have though. It's delicious.
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>>702051161
They keep getting free chances until they finally pass.
Means they don't actually have to try
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>>702055768
Rofl, now you want to attempt to prove you aren't a basement-dwelling neckbeard by doing the opposite of what I called you out on
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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together and they spot a group of elementary school children playing.

The priest nudges the rabbi and says "I have an idea; lets fuck em'"

The rabbi relies "Outta what?"
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>>702045662
Black lives matter
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>>702056564
Better than being a fedorafag
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A man is driving home from work with his friend and he sees a black guy walking on the sidewalk with a flatscreen TV under his arm. The man stops the car and watches him walk for a long moment, before chuckling to himself and continuing his drive.

"Hey, why'd you stop?" his friend inquires.

"I was just making sure that it wasn't mine. But then I remembered, mine is at home painting my garage today."
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>>702056357
>gajiate
>hee hee heeeeeeee
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>>702056692
Cry more, faggot
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>>702045662
Why do they put cotton in the Tylenol and Advil pill bottles?

To remind the niggers that they were cotton pickers before they became drug dealers.
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>>702056766
im still not even sure whats up your ass.

honestly dude im not even gonna dignify you anymore.
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>>702048717
you saw this on reddit
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> Priest and a Rabbi sitting at a bar
> Priest looks at the Rabbi and says man I'm bored..Wanna fuck some kids?
> The Rabbi looks at the priest confused and asks
Fuck them out of what?
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>>702055634
>subsaharan Africa
That isn't true. Subsaharan African Christianity is relatively new when compared to European Christianity
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>>702056977

That joke is a lot older than Reddit, my friend.

(it also originated as a blonde joke).
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>>702056368
Kek, haven't seen that in a while.
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>>702049189
pie doesn't scream when put in the oven.

neither did jews, they were already dead when incinerated. 2nd grade tier joke, 2/10
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>>702055685
Would you have an issue with a white judge heading a trial of a white defendant?

>>702055814
>Doesn't know any Mexicans
Mexicans prefer to be called Mexicans. Lumping them together with Cubans, Salvadorans, and Puerto Ricans irritates all groups involved.
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>>702052045
Her brother is the one who impregnated her
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>>702056974
Bahahahaha what an absolute faggot! Like, on a scale of one to faggot, you're Richard Simmons
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>>702055691
Klanners wanted everyone to "stay in their place" and not encroach on the territory of others. Its neo nazies/stormfagggots(mainly Yankee poor) who're the ones pushing for outright extermination.

The Klan "failed" because it succeeded.
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>>702050834
underrated poast
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>>702052525
LOL
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>>702056041
>Anyone got white jokes? I almost never hear them, and I feel like it's untapped potential.
The NAACP and Hillary Clinton.
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Pic related
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>>702057335
Doesnt make sense?
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>>702057203

There are a lot of shitty jokes like that.

>How do you fit a family of 10 Jews into a sedan?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 5 in the ash tray.

(Except human ashen remains take up far more volume than any ash tray so not even a fraction of one would fit.)
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>>702045662
>white supremacy
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>>702057455

>that speck of California

Oakland?
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>>702056041
A white guy walks in to a room.

He says What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?

A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.


everyone laughs.
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Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them
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>>702048717
Somebody listened to the Hot and Donuts CD. Jackie Battling appreciated the money paid.
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>>702053745
>pop
It's called marijuana
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>>702056647
don't get it, a redneck/hillbilly joke or what?
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>>702057023
Ethiopians trace their church back to Philip the Evangelist baptized an Ethiopian in the book of Acts. Matthew himself embarked on a mission to Ethiopia. The Christian church was getting established in Ethiopia at a time when it was still an underground cult in Europe.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a nigger's pussy?

I wouldn't eat a nigger's pussy.
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this thread is fucking terrible, why is it only 12 year olds and ctr shills on 4chan now
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>>702056647
Non Amerifag here. Can someone explain this to me.
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>>702056717
The capital doesn't represent the remaining 99% of the country.
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>>702051510
underrated post
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>>702056041

Why did the white man cross the road?

To enslave the race on the other side,
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Whats big, round and hates niggers?

>The earth
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>>702047428
/thread
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>>702057277
>Mexicans prefer to be called Mexicans. Lumping them together with Cubans, Salvadorans, and Puerto Ricans irritates all groups involved.
That's why its fun to do so.
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>>702056974
If only you weren't as poor as you are gay, you wouldn't have to choose between eating and using the peanut butter to coax your neighbor's dog into fucking you.
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>>702057598
$20 says she fucks black dudes on the low-down.
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Q: whats 12 inches long, makes women moan and white?

A: nothing.
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There was a jew a boyscout and a nazi all in the same room
the boyscout and the nazi kept talking about how excited they where for camp
the nazi just laughed when the boyscout asked the jew why he was crying
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>>702058464
It was an ocean not a road, you fuckboy.
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>>702057822
This one might win the award for posted most times itt. Was this the third or fourth time...?
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>>702057756
Probably.

Its sad that liberal faggots and their unions kept Blacks and Southern Whites out of the workforce yet the White diaspora hates the Black diaspora when they should just work together and slit Billy Yank's throat now that both of them are already in Billy's house.

We should arm the Blacks.
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>>702058273
>>702058113
Holocaust joke, dude is jewish and there were (unsubstantiated) claims that the skin of some jews were used to make lamp shades
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>>702058677
Aren't magic wand massages white and about 12 or more inches?
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If I had a dollar for every time I was called racist a nigger would try to rob me.
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>>702058273

Ben Shapiro is a jew, byproducts of dead holocaust jews were thought to have been used in the manufacture of soap and lampshades.
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>>702058664
are you as nigger??
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>>702058121
Etiopia is barely in Sub-Saharan Africa. Ethiopia is the exception. The southern part of Africa didn't have Christianity until more than a millenium after Ethiopia.
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>>702058113
>don't get it, a redneck/hillbilly joke or what?
No, just a yankee joke about killing Jews and turning their skin into lampshades.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head
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