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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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>gets out of /bin/

-meowbot
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>>702036666
devil

-meowbot
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>>702036666
Hey there Satan.

>>702036592
What's /bin/ anyway?
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bump
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>>702036387
Tits and time stamp.
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>>702036770
-meowbot
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>>702036387
Tomas reporting in
Rolling
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>>702036990
Get the fuck out
Not the right kind of thread
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>>702037211
this was for Tomas as well
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*lurking*
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>>702037267
>Tomas ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "81".
still have bad luck
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>>702036387
OMG!! Reimu!! Its so good to have you back!!
Give me a hug, pls!
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Send anything to this Australian mobile number: 0438 634 075
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>>702036387
If I GET, give to anyone who needs, ok Reimu?

~Mantis
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>>702037710
no

-meowbot
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>>702037584
I would, but you're a mantis. No good ever comes from trying to hug a mantis.
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>>702037749
roll for mantis
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>>702037749
No, you do it manually or not at all! No one's allowed to be lazy except me.
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what will happen to Mark
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>>702037905
can't i be lazy too

-meowbot
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>>702037524
~

>>702037905
And yes, you're the queen of being lazy that's for sure! <3
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Just dropping by to bump. Keep up the good work.
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>>702037757
Lol True!

But you can hug me. I just can never hug back! (Nice Feet, btw)

~Mantis
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>>702037905
Yes, Shrine Maiden.

~Mantis
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>>702038186
Good one Senpai, that one really made me laugh.
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Aaron here, tell me what am I going to work as and what ethnicity my wife will be?
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>>702038399
Hallloooo Nep!

nice dubbs
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Who here goes on /x/?
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>>702038186
*Is that.....could it be?...*
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>>702039075
Is that you candle!?
And no, /x/ seems kinda low quality.

>>702038399
Thank you Kouhai.
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>>702039075
People still go there?? I thought all the real posters were replaced with Reptilian shills back in 2012.
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>>702038764
Hola! Little buggy, geez I sure am on fire tonight, right?
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>>702038027
>Mark has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "27".
if the cookie is anything to go by then nothing extraordinary, maybe some studying

>>702038494
>Aaron ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "24".
whatever your job is you will have good luck with it and uhh...unless you marry an alien i dont know what ethnicity she'll be
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>>702039461
That's exactly what a demonic catbeast reptillian humanoid alien futanari Jewish footloving buttloving ghost memelord would say...
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>>702039295
Ya it's me from the over watch games we played.

/x/ is a hit or miss for me, only go on it once a week. Sometimes get a good thread... sometimes. Mainly devolved to shitposters or "I wan to fuck a succubus".
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>>702039075
*I do every now and then, sometimes you even find something worthy of consideration.*
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>>702039565
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>>702039599
.... I want a succubus now.
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>>702037211
And what are you going to do about, cry until i leave?
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>>702039274
It might just be!

>>702039565
Fuck..

>>702039599
I mean who wouldn-
Err.. i just don't find their fearmongering to be anything interesting~!
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>>702039787
*Mine is better u.u*
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>>702039599
How do I get succubus?
>>702039935
>>702039461
>Spontaneous act of love
I love the senpai's
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I can't find my body. Where is it?
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>>702040287
Everything that surrounds you is now a part of your new self, you've become one, with the universe, became a greater beign, congrats.
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>>702040287
it died

-meowbot
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>>702040287
*That looks a lot like Stalin.*

>>702039935
*Is there anything you're scared of then? I find sillyfish to be pretty scary.*
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Thank you.
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>>702036387
Show pussy pls
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>>702040579
Bitch WHERE
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>>702040198
>>702039935
>>702039871
Trust me, you dont want to. Literately sucks your soul into hell and manipulates you. Unless thats your thing.
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>>702040579
Fear? no not really, but i can get uncomfortable!
The way i decide if a scary movie or story is good is by how impressed or badly i want things to turn sour, or how uncomfortable the entire situation makes me.
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>>702039565
>>702039787
Just do whatever you want with your life, you wonderful people.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11127959
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>>702040797
Monsieur shall give meow-ee un belly-ruuub?
Wi wi? Mrow?
...
Somone, just rub and scratch my ever-so-inviting belly, you fucking prudes.
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>>702040797
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>>702040984
Aren't succubus supposed to fuck you into oblivion? Anyway, it's not like I had anything better to do, how do I get succubus?
>>702041090
Scratches are sensual! Yay!
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>>702041082
Oh, and have a nice little meme, or whatever the shit you like.
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>>702040893
*I believe insulting Remilia has to be considered as top tier heresy!*

>>702041015
*I'd love to see a horror movie based on a ship crew or something close to that stranded in the center of the ocean surrounded by nothing but water, maybe the ship could slowly sink and as it does the tension gets higher for the characters.*
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Nice thread. Been looking in the catalog for one of these. I am doing xtc with 10 other people at my home. Its 4.15 am and we are chilling. Just thought i post this while im high for the first time while scrolling /b/.
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>>702041916
Titanic?
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>>702041476
Those scratches might be sensual, but think of the licking with that super-scratchy tongue!
Wouldn't all of it sting, even long after the fun has ended? Is that part of the fun?
Am I missing something here?
>>702041677
Even the cats...
No, especially the cats want a piece of them.
...
When all you have to do to summon an army of cats that will fight for you as sworn servants is curl your toes, how do you not end up using such amazing power to try and enslave humanity into being your entertainers, cooks, knights, and foot-cleaners?
No, I'm really asking...
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>>702041916
I would prefer rats that would start eating all their food, then them on the ship.

>>702041476
You don't get a succubus, it gets you. I would imagine it's just about the same as summoning any other demon.
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>>702041918
Forgot a pic, idk, fuck it.
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>>702042139
It might sound like fun, but taking over the world would be a lot of maintenance. That's pretty much all that's stopping me.
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Hi there, I'm Dex just stopped by for a reading if possible. Hope all is well OP.
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>>702041476
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
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>>702036387
Hi Hakurei-sama.

~E
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>>702042392
Also, it's hamburger time
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>>702042408
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna burn you do- I mean, yeah, the same thing you said...
>>702042389
I would suggest that you just put the cats in charge of those affairs, such as government and the like, but I don't think I'll give you any ideas.
Wait, but I still just said-
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>>702036387
rolling

-aa
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>>702042139
Pain is fun, MANE of the hattan.
>>702042313
How do I befriend succubus?
>>702042408
You must be a success with the ladies ;^)
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>>702042719
Rolling for this fine individual.
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>>702042719
re rolling
-aa
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>>702042120
*That's not properly horror, i mean like one of those horrors where it's the atmosphere that spooks you rather that some monster or killer, or you know stuff like that.*

>>702042313
*This is actually a good idea but it would require an enormous amount of rats.*
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>>702042313
those chinese comics with the succubus () say otherwise
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>>702042392
Rolling for a reading for hamburger time
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>>702042580
If were going to have a hamburger time count me out.
>>702042342
hoi

>>702042770
Befriend? I got no idea but I wouldn't trust one.
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>>702042770
*puts on a country accent*
Eeh, I get 'er. Yur wunnuv dem 'massive kits', ain'tcha?
Wooo, thar cidy folk is giddin' weirder all da time...
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dubs get
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stopping in for like 5 minutes, have a song
am not staying for the bus wreck

>Deadmau5 - Strobe
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>>702042879
once again
-aa
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>>702042460
Rolling.

Also notice me Reimu-senpai.

~E
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>>702043044
Giving my dubs to
>>702042719
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>>702042392
Hi! Things are looking slightly better now that I've gotten my work done for the time being. It was a huge hit with the people who requested it too, so that's always nice.

>>702042460
Hello... E? Huh...

>>702042630
Hmmmmm...
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>>702043080
Moe Szyslak is my favorite character from The Simpsons.
What is yours?
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>>702043136
thanks :D
-aa
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>>702043244
I'll give these dubs to
>>702042392
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>>702043010
Hoe dan
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>>702042392
Hello there!
>>702043010
I mean, imagine befriending a sumoned succubus, going out and fucking peoples shit over, sounds like fun, right?
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>>702043123
Re-rolling.
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>>702043320
Two in a row? Waaah...

>>702043301
So what kind of reading will it be?

>>702042392
Same question, apparently!
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>>702043588
2 of the same number, even.
I just had a good idea. I've entered Moe Szyslak into Hunger Games a few times, and he's always done shit, so the best I've done was still the first time I entered.
But, if I use a smiling Moe, instead of a frowning one, he should do better, right?
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fuck you
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>>702043422
I would prefer summoning something with knowledge and tricks to share. But hey if you can manage to befriend a succubus without it screwing you over sounds like it could be good.
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>>702043244
>implying I watch the Simpsons

fuck if i know, i dont watch television at all
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>>702043721
Maybe. Smiling Moe doesn't usually last very long though, historically speaking. I wish Reisen and I would do another Hunger Games again. That one we did here was fun.
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>>702043839
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>>702043588
Advice and fortune telling please.
-aa
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So, general question:
Where are you guys from? Just curious. I'm from Italy.
Also Re-rolling.

~E
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>>702043422
If you can't befriend a human, why do you think a demon with insane powers would ever consider being the friend of a social reject?
I doubt a demon would ever become the friend of a summoner, if they wanted a human friend they would get one..

>>702043840
I agree, if you're going to dabble with the underworld you might aswell get something useful incase you don't fuck up.
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>>702042770
That's true indeed. However the ladies that are worthy of my attention are few.
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>>702044079
>Four of Swords
Current problems will be resolved swiftly, leaving a period of rest.

>Ace of Cups (Reversed)
This lull will drain you of your creativity and make you bored after a while.

>Three of Cups
It's not a big deal though, because you'll still have an abundance of everything you need.

...well, there wasn't much advice in there. It looks like you more or less don't need any, though.
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>>702043894
What's your favorite vegetable?
I like corn, carrots, peas, and broccoli, although cooked broccoli is a damn meme.
>>702043903
Hmm...
http://www.strawpoll.me/11128079
>>702044157
Born in Germany. Lived in New York since age 10. Worked in Arizona. Spent time on Mars.
...
Residing in Wisconsin right now.
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Mayhaps I will participate.

School just started up again after summer and I still have a class with my ex as I have for my entire high school experience. I am a junior. We are both in our school's chamber choir, it's where I met her. Anyways, now that I'm seeing her every day, I keep thinking about her. Not about how I want to get back together, about how I never apologized for... Taking the breakup badly. I never had the chance to, as I'm not very good with approaching people I'm sure hate me. The worse part is that yesterday I had a chance to apologize, because of a group building excercise. It was very loud, nobody could hear if I said anything, so I had the perfect chance, but I just froze up. She asked me how life was and I told her as good as possible after an awkward thumbs up, then she looked away and we switched people. What I ask is... Will I ever get the chance to apologize? Will I ever happen to have another chance alone to talk with her? Please, oh please, tell me.

Also, I go by Edgar. A fortune cookie could be useful, couldn't it?
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Hello
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>>702044217
Fuck you senpai, I can dream.
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>>702044157
didnt you guys almost lose to greece in wwii?

'murica, Oklahoma

>>702044504
Wisconsin makes good cheese.
and corn because its tasty.
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>>702044504
We have a traveller here. I never left my country, but I'd love to go to America at least once.
>>702044524
Hello to you!

~E
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>>702044504
A Reisen-hosted Hunger Games does sound fun.
I tried to host one yesterday, and the only real problem after my initial hiccup of using fucking Snipping Tool (I don't know why I didn't assume there would be a far better option out there) was the momentum having already been killed by a goddamn Spider-Man spammer.
Anyway, here is the Spider-Man movies from best to worst. Eh, not best to worst, just best to worst in terms of how much I enjoyed them.
Spider-Man 3 = Spider-Man >> The Amazing Spider-Man 2 > Spider-Man 2 > The Amazing Spider-Man.
>>702044826
Yes, it does.
>>702044836
Considering I can teleport, travel is not difficult.
Ever been to the Moon?
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>>702044157
canada.
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>>702044157
im from burgerland

>>702044512
>Edgar ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "85".
cookie says luck is in your favor

>>702044524
hiya
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>>702043588
This one >>702043422 for >>702044512
>>702044524
Hi hi! Welcome to the shrine!
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>>702044512
It sounds to me like you'll have a chance pretty much every day until you graduate. You just have to overcome the awkwardness and do it one of these days! Even if you have to say "hey, I wanted to talk to you about something, can we talk in private for a minute?"
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>>702044932
Are there any dubs on the moon? Cause here I can't find any.

~E
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Hello everybody, hoping for a get.
Any welcoming cookies?
-N
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>>702045001
Thank you. Honestly, it does help ne feel better.
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>>702045229
Reroll for dat get
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>>702045178
I did once see an edit of me as Patrick Bateman checking dubs, but I can't find it, so I'll just use Patrick Bateman as me to check these dubs.
Please, observe.
If I don't get them I'm going to bed, and even if I do, I'm still going to bed.
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>>702045229
Welcome! I see using a letter as your own alias is becoming quite common.

~E
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>>702044553

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
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>>702039919
yes
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could I GET a fortune cookie
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>>702045355
G'night then.

~E
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>>702045088
Well, thanks for the assurance. The thing is, she's a senior, and... Likely the last year I'll see her for a while, so I do have limited time. However, I won't get discouraged.
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>>702045368
I've been doing this first a while now
-N
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Requesting a donation or get for tomas
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>>702045356
My dubs are there, you silly goose!
I see, you tried to be a cheeky little rabbit and steal my dubs, but blue is a higher wavelength than violet!
I mean, that's not true, it's the opposite, because UV is above what our visible spectrum is, and the joke was about my skin color and your hair color, which is actually more of a light purple than a violet, but dang nabbit, I still got those dubs.
Uh, I'm tired.
...
Please tuck me into bed, Reisen.
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>>702045449
You can not GET like I can, check my numbers
-N
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>>702045698
Damn...
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>>702045698
How embarrassing!
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>>702045083
Oh, thank you! I didn't notice this post at first, I'm sorry.
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>>702045778
Shit, you were close. Rolling for Tomas
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>>702045449
I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.
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>>702045229
>N has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "81".
still the same as it was last time

>>702045449
>Neptune has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "37".
uhh...maybe a tarot reading would say otherwise
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>>702045775
At least I can get singles on command, check these
-N
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My quest for dubs continues. I really need some advice.

~E
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>>702044485
Thanks!
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>>702045856
How about you give me my D back, and I'll just leave you with the ST in STAW AWAY FROM ME?
I mean, the joke doesn't really work, and you weren't even replying to me, but whatever.
>>702045955
You're a fucking mess!
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>>702045434
If you don't run away from me when I bring the bucket with water.
>>702045449
You need to give a name for a cookie, silly neppy poster.
>>702045856
U cheating on me already?
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>>702045698
go GET me the cookie already
>>702045856
I got "dumped" so to speak so no thx yuno
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>>702045955
HA HAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH. the gods love your suffering.

Well going to bed now. see ya guys later.
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>>702046001
If I could actually rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass.
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>>702046164
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>>702045929
Seems like its on the spot with bad luck
>>702046093
i forgot lul
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>>702046164
Seems like you hate weebs huh?

~E
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>>702045955
I mean... WHAT?
>>702045929
Ahh ok, thanks for the cookie
Well I guess I'm also cashing in these dubs.
Love life reading for near future, 3 months?
-N <3
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Ah, long time no see.
What's been going on?
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>>702046093
I can bake you some cookies, what are you feeling?
-N
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>>702046243
You had me at "I'd lovingly, yet painfully, stuff my ridiculously low-res girlcock between your tender, blue squishy asspancakes and pump until one of us strated screaming."
Uh, I read between the lines.
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>>702045627
N-No?
OK...
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>>702046255
hehe
checked
can Tomas has dubs?
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>>702046644
DOUBLE DUBS
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>>702046508
>strated
Alsi, that's pretty fucking gay from you, man of the newyork.
>>
If I don't get dubs everyone hates me.

~E
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>>702045627
*tucks the blanket in under you all around*
Poor thing. Goodnight.
>>702046164
What in the name of the moon!?
*Shoots you down immediately!*
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>>702046741
I mistyped as well, fucking kill me already.
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>>702046760
If I get singles everybody loves you
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>>702046760
Check those numbers >>702046875
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>>702046374
>Nine of Cups
Inner security which radiates an aura of good will.

>Ace of Wands
An exciting new project. I'm guessing because this is love we're talking about, that's a new flame.

>Ace of Pentacles
Luxury and material wealth.

Overall it looks pretty good. Maybe the girl you end up dating is rich, unless you're inheriting some money soon.
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>>702046875
aw
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>>702046741
For the last time you memelords, it isn't gay if it's a girlcock.
That's like saying boypussy is straight, which is wrong as fuck.
Goodnight.
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>>702046459
My image ;~;
And I didn't even notice
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>>702046960
Can you give
>>702046644
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>>702046459
Well, I was gone for a while. First it was because I accidentally my computer. Then after I got a replacement some stuff came up and my mind has been elsewhere. But it's looking better now, I think.
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>>702046875
If so, can someone give me some dubs? Pretty please?

~E
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>>702046960
Ohhhhh, that's exciting.
No money coming in that I know of and I don't have any relationships going for me right now, I don't think.
Thanks!
-N <3
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>>702047241
I told you people >>702047174 love you
-N
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>>702047399
checked
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I think thats gonna be it for me today good night
>>702046498
Thx anyways
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>>702047142
hello

-meowbot
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Where is my Yuno poster waifu? :,^(
Being a lonely penguin, I'll better suicide by seal.
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>>702047241
sure you can have these dubs here >>702046255

>>702047142
hi ME-tan
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>>702047531
But I just got some cookies for you >>702047399
-N
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OP gimme one for Tomas
>>702047631
thanks
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>>702047091

>so liking girldick isnt gay
>but liking boypussy is still gay
>even though they are both biologically male and have dicks
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>>702047802
Give em to me then i guess
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>>702046644
>Eight of Cups (Reversed)
Abandonment of what has been established to pursue a hopeless fantasy.

>Three of Swords
Sorrow, heartbreak, or loss.

>Three of Wands (Reversed)
Successful ventures launched, inspiration and original ideas. Strength coming from successful enterprise due to the courage of one's convictions.

Looks like it's gonna be bad for a while, but then you'll get a new idea and turn things around because of it.
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>>702047631
Thank you very much Spartan.
>>702047180
Could you read my health and love life? Cause I'm feeling anxious and I've been to the hospital a couple of times. Thanks in advance Reimu-sama <3

~E
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>>702047995
yep
we're kinda close to the image limit

-meowbot
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>>702048040

Cashing in those cookies >>702047399 for >>702048006

-N <3
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>>702047884
didnt you just get dubs here >>702046644
and heres your reading >>702048040

>>702047995
judging by the activity im guessing theres gonna be another one

>>702048075
no problem
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>>702047617
....You really want me?
Answer, my darling.
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>>702048040
Shit, this sounds like my situation right now.
Hopeless fantasy is the girl I love
Sorrow
Heartbreak
Loss
SHIT
Time for Latin Poetry
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>>702048248
Nyorooooon.
>>702048296
I hope so! I haven't even spread any love and cheer yet tonight!
>>
Oh yeah.
I had my MRI done last friday! Now waiting for results.
Fell asleep in the machine too.

>>702048343
Beat them up for ME, I'm sure they'll like it
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>>702048534
what does that mean

-meowbot
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>>702048343
When are we getting married?
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>>702048522
We are on the same boat only I blew my shot if i even had any to begin with
I really gotta go to sleep
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>>702048522
Requiescat in pace.

~E
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>>702048522
Checked self
Will donate to whomever
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>>702048075
>King of Swords
It seems your lover will be an authoritative type, one who takes control but is still fair and logical in his/her dealings.

>Ten of Wands (Reversed)
There will be some jealousy though, and one of you will try to spoil the efforts of the other through lies and deceit because of jealousy.

>The Fool
This will be the start of a long journey, which will teach you a lot about life. Important decisions will arise soon.
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>>702048534
Hey bunny! Did you see i was in the shrine today!?

>>702048582
They're going to call you back with bad news saying that there is something wrong with your brain "Almost as if it's asleep, it's a wonder you can think at all!"
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>>702048700

Soon!
Do you have steam?
>>
Rolling
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>>702048835
And what about my health? Even now I'm checking my pulse on the edge of an anxiety attack.

~E
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>>702048937
id/howdoiuseid/
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>>702049074
Stop checking and thinking it could be an anxiety attack
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>>702044512
>>702045083
Oh shit, I forgot to cash this donation in. May I please get a tarot reading? I apologize for being so late on this.
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>>702048937
I love Yuno so much.
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I will send you a request later, my love. <3
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>>702048853
Wouldn't be too surprising.
Shrine?
Also there's a bit of tea left.
How come you're awake this early?
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>>702049382
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>>702049074
>Eight of Wands
A process of speeding up. A time to take charge.

I think this is saying you'll be alright, but you need to take control of your health in any way possible. Visit the doctor, find out exactly what's going on and how to treat it. Take good care of yourself and don't just let it slide.
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>>702049568
*Late
And this is the shrine!
You're in in right now silly
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>>702048683
Ah? There's no hidden meaning!
>>702048853
I did not! Aaah, it's nice to see you here <4
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>>702049939
well, okay

-meowbot
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>>702049743
Now would be nice if Reimu paid us a visit sometime...
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>>702049664
Thank you very much Reimu! I think for now I'll just stay here in the Shrine until it 404s.

P.S. Nice feet.

~E
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>>702049361
>Fortitude
Your life will be marked by great strength, which judging from the next two cards, will come in handy for what is to come.

>The Hierophant (Reversed)
Someone is going to give you dubious and misleading advice. Be very wary of signing any sort of contract for the next several months.

>Ten of Pentacles (Reversed)
Family arguments about money. Most likely this involves someone's estate being divided in their will.
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>>702048729
Here's a poem I wrote
I don't have the copy so I'm paraphrasing
O musae canetis amores
Sic audiatis amores meos
In os verba possita sunt
Eam amo. Eam cupio.
Cotidie eam peto sed saepe frustra
olim redii ad ludum et petavi
sed frustra maiorem diem
errabam in ludum rogans ubi eam sit
tandem quamquam abientem eam vidi
et me ea vidit
appropinquavi ei et ridentes loqueremur
et manus tenens manu valediximus
atque abientem eam spectavi
volo meros amores sed, volo dare
meros bonosque maximos amores
sed num me amat, O musae?
Eam ego video pulcherior quam Venus ipsa.
Eheu, eheu, O me miserum!
"O muses, you sing of loves,
these words were put into my mouth
I love her. I want her.
Each day I look for her but often in vain.
I returned to school and sought her.
But in vain for the greater part of the day.
I wandered in the school asking where she is,
but finally I saw her leaving. And she saw me.
I approached, and smiling, we might speak.
And holding her hands by my hand, we said goodbye.
And I watched her go away.
I wish for pure loves, but to give pure and good and greatest loves.
But surely, she does not love me, O muses?
I see her more beautiful than Venus herself.
Alas, alas, O poor me!
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>>702050145
Hehe. Thanks!
>>
>>702050320
Thank you.
>>
>>
So I started college. I think it's been better for me, emotions wise. It helps the depression. But it seems like I have no idea how to build relationships. I went through all four years of high school with women barely giving a shit about me and now I'm worried that the same thing will happen again. Am I just not good enough? Is there something I did wrong? I'm average to above average looking, so it isn't like I'm an ugly looking person (at least I think so), but I can't for the life of me find a girl who's interested. It's hard for me to strike up a conversation with a random person, so what am I supposed to do?
>>
Well things have slowed down
Good night everyone
-N
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>>702050136
A dream come true~

>>702049939
It's nice seeing you aswell!
And i must say how much i love the content you bring to the thread~ *looks at the first word of the title*
M-Moar~!
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>>702050447
I thought no one studied Latin apart from us Italia-fags. Where are you from?

~E
>>
Hello everyone

Sorry I'm late

I was out watching a movie

-Sweet Roll
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>>702051111
quads demand wet t-shirts
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>>702051141
Good night man

~E
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>>702051157
America.
>>702051244
Nice.
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>>702051157
What do you think of the poem, btw?
Bumping
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>>702050447
Since I speak a language that comes from latin, some of these words actually rings some bells in my head.
>>702051124
Dating app, if you can confess something like this on here you can do it in an app, without fearing for as well, and you'll get to know people!
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>>702051111
Nice quads. Here are some dubs to go with them.

>>702051124
You've gotta get better at that little by little. College offers you a lot more chances for it than high school, so you're in the right place at least. Join more clubs or activities that might give you a common topic to talk about. Try things that you maybe sorta might be interested in even if you're not sure about them. Expanding your horizons will only make you more interesting to others.
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>>702051424
Very well written. It basically tells the story of my life. GG.

~E
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>>702051157
*So you're an italian, how are you? Did the recent earthquake harm you in some way?*
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>>702051358
Aah~!
The curves on you are amazing!
You truly are the prized bunny of the thread <3

>>702051667
O-Oh my..
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>>702051770
Gg. See ya next thread, E.

I WILL UPDATE ON THE SITUATION BY THEN BTW.
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>>702051667
yes this pleases the quads gods
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>>702051801
Not me, but the walls of my old house got a couple extra cracks. No big deal. There's been 200 something deaths though.

~E
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>>702052344
lucky/10

-meowbot
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>>702052551
>>702052551
>>702052551
>>
MOVE OUT
>>702052551

-meowbot
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>>702052344
Isn't it great though? So many deaths, I'm moved, the grass will be greener than ever, it will be lovely.
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>>702052344
*290 or something close to that number, know that because i'm italian as well, glad to see that another fellow italian managed to get out without a scratch.*
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