Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
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>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Hey there Satan.
What's /bin/ anyway?
>Tomas ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "81".
still have bad luck
OMG!! Reimu!! Its so good to have you back!!
Give me a hug, pls!
I would, but you're a mantis. No good ever comes from trying to hug a mantis.
No, you do it manually or not at all! No one's allowed to be lazy except me.
And yes, you're the queen of being lazy that's for sure! <3
But you can hug me. I just can never hug back! (Nice Feet, btw)
Long live the queen!
Teehee. Thank you~
*Is that.....could it be?...*
Is that you candle!?
And no, /x/ seems kinda low quality.
Thank you Kouhai.
People still go there?? I thought all the real posters were replaced with Reptilian shills back in 2012.
Hola! Little buggy, geez I sure am on fire tonight, right?
>Mark has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "27".
if the cookie is anything to go by then nothing extraordinary, maybe some studying
>Aaron ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "24".
whatever your job is you will have good luck with it and uhh...unless you marry an alien i dont know what ethnicity she'll be
That's exactly what a demonic catbeast reptillian humanoid alien futanari Jewish footloving buttloving ghost memelord would say...
Ya it's me from the over watch games we played.
/x/ is a hit or miss for me, only go on it once a week. Sometimes get a good thread... sometimes. Mainly devolved to shitposters or "I wan to fuck a succubus".
*I do every now and then, sometimes you even find something worthy of consideration.*
And what are you going to do about, cry until i leave?
It might just be!
I mean who wouldn-
Err.. i just don't find their fearmongering to be anything interesting~!
How do I get succubus?
>Spontaneous act of love
I love the senpai's
Everything that surrounds you is now a part of your new self, you've become one, with the universe, became a greater beign, congrats.
*That looks a lot like Stalin.*
*Is there anything you're scared of then? I find sillyfish to be pretty scary.*
Trust me, you dont want to. Literately sucks your soul into hell and manipulates you. Unless thats your thing.
Fear? no not really, but i can get uncomfortable!
The way i decide if a scary movie or story is good is by how impressed or badly i want things to turn sour, or how uncomfortable the entire situation makes me.
Just do whatever you want with your life, you wonderful people.
Monsieur shall give meow-ee un belly-ruuub?
Wi wi? Mrow?
Somone, just rub and scratch my ever-so-inviting belly, you fucking prudes.
Aren't succubus supposed to fuck you into oblivion? Anyway, it's not like I had anything better to do, how do I get succubus?
Scratches are sensual! Yay!
Oh, and have a nice little meme, or whatever the shit you like.
3 votes for my feet! Yay!
*I believe insulting Remilia has to be considered as top tier heresy!*
*I'd love to see a horror movie based on a ship crew or something close to that stranded in the center of the ocean surrounded by nothing but water, maybe the ship could slowly sink and as it does the tension gets higher for the characters.*
Nice thread. Been looking in the catalog for one of these. I am doing xtc with 10 other people at my home. Its 4.15 am and we are chilling. Just thought i post this while im high for the first time while scrolling /b/.
Those scratches might be sensual, but think of the licking with that super-scratchy tongue!
Wouldn't all of it sting, even long after the fun has ended? Is that part of the fun?
Am I missing something here?
Even the cats...
No, especially the cats want a piece of them.
When all you have to do to summon an army of cats that will fight for you as sworn servants is curl your toes, how do you not end up using such amazing power to try and enslave humanity into being your entertainers, cooks, knights, and foot-cleaners?
No, I'm really asking...
I would prefer rats that would start eating all their food, then them on the ship.
You don't get a succubus, it gets you. I would imagine it's just about the same as summoning any other demon.
It might sound like fun, but taking over the world would be a lot of maintenance. That's pretty much all that's stopping me.
Hi there, I'm Dex just stopped by for a reading if possible. Hope all is well OP.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna burn you do- I mean, yeah, the same thing you said...
I would suggest that you just put the cats in charge of those affairs, such as government and the like, but I don't think I'll give you any ideas.
Wait, but I still just said-
Pain is fun, MANE of the hattan.
How do I befriend succubus?
You must be a success with the ladies ;^)
*That's not properly horror, i mean like one of those horrors where it's the atmosphere that spooks you rather that some monster or killer, or you know stuff like that.*
*This is actually a good idea but it would require an enormous amount of rats.*
those chinese comics with the succubus () say otherwise
If were going to have a hamburger time count me out.
Befriend? I got no idea but I wouldn't trust one.
*puts on a country accent*
Eeh, I get 'er. Yur wunnuv dem 'massive kits', ain'tcha?
Wooo, thar cidy folk is giddin' weirder all da time...
stopping in for like 5 minutes, have a song
am not staying for the bus wreck
>Deadmau5 - Strobe
Giving my dubs to
Hi! Things are looking slightly better now that I've gotten my work done for the time being. It was a huge hit with the people who requested it too, so that's always nice.
Hello... E? Huh...
Moe Szyslak is my favorite character from The Simpsons.
What is yours?
I mean, imagine befriending a sumoned succubus, going out and fucking peoples shit over, sounds like fun, right?
Two in a row? Waaah...
So what kind of reading will it be?
Same question, apparently!
2 of the same number, even.
I just had a good idea. I've entered Moe Szyslak into Hunger Games a few times, and he's always done shit, so the best I've done was still the first time I entered.
But, if I use a smiling Moe, instead of a frowning one, he should do better, right?
I would prefer summoning something with knowledge and tricks to share. But hey if you can manage to befriend a succubus without it screwing you over sounds like it could be good.
>implying I watch the Simpsons
fuck if i know, i dont watch television at all
Maybe. Smiling Moe doesn't usually last very long though, historically speaking. I wish Reisen and I would do another Hunger Games again. That one we did here was fun.
If you can't befriend a human, why do you think a demon with insane powers would ever consider being the friend of a social reject?
I doubt a demon would ever become the friend of a summoner, if they wanted a human friend they would get one..
I agree, if you're going to dabble with the underworld you might aswell get something useful incase you don't fuck up.
That's true indeed. However the ladies that are worthy of my attention are few.
>Four of Swords
Current problems will be resolved swiftly, leaving a period of rest.
>Ace of Cups (Reversed)
This lull will drain you of your creativity and make you bored after a while.
>Three of Cups
It's not a big deal though, because you'll still have an abundance of everything you need.
...well, there wasn't much advice in there. It looks like you more or less don't need any, though.
What's your favorite vegetable?
I like corn, carrots, peas, and broccoli, although cooked broccoli is a damn meme.
Born in Germany. Lived in New York since age 10. Worked in Arizona. Spent time on Mars.
Residing in Wisconsin right now.
Mayhaps I will participate.
School just started up again after summer and I still have a class with my ex as I have for my entire high school experience. I am a junior. We are both in our school's chamber choir, it's where I met her. Anyways, now that I'm seeing her every day, I keep thinking about her. Not about how I want to get back together, about how I never apologized for... Taking the breakup badly. I never had the chance to, as I'm not very good with approaching people I'm sure hate me. The worse part is that yesterday I had a chance to apologize, because of a group building excercise. It was very loud, nobody could hear if I said anything, so I had the perfect chance, but I just froze up. She asked me how life was and I told her as good as possible after an awkward thumbs up, then she looked away and we switched people. What I ask is... Will I ever get the chance to apologize? Will I ever happen to have another chance alone to talk with her? Please, oh please, tell me.
Also, I go by Edgar. A fortune cookie could be useful, couldn't it?
Fuck you senpai, I can dream.
didnt you guys almost lose to greece in wwii?
Wisconsin makes good cheese.
and corn because its tasty.
A Reisen-hosted Hunger Games does sound fun.
I tried to host one yesterday, and the only real problem after my initial hiccup of using fucking Snipping Tool (I don't know why I didn't assume there would be a far better option out there) was the momentum having already been killed by a goddamn Spider-Man spammer.
Anyway, here is the Spider-Man movies from best to worst. Eh, not best to worst, just best to worst in terms of how much I enjoyed them.
Spider-Man 3 = Spider-Man >> The Amazing Spider-Man 2 > Spider-Man 2 > The Amazing Spider-Man.
Yes, it does.
Considering I can teleport, travel is not difficult.
Ever been to the Moon?
im from burgerland
>Edgar ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "85".
cookie says luck is in your favor
This one >>702043422 for >>702044512
Hi hi! Welcome to the shrine!
It sounds to me like you'll have a chance pretty much every day until you graduate. You just have to overcome the awkwardness and do it one of these days! Even if you have to say "hey, I wanted to talk to you about something, can we talk in private for a minute?"
I did once see an edit of me as Patrick Bateman checking dubs, but I can't find it, so I'll just use Patrick Bateman as me to check these dubs.
If I don't get them I'm going to bed, and even if I do, I'm still going to bed.
Ah!? Who's there?
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
could I GET a fortune cookie
Well, thanks for the assurance. The thing is, she's a senior, and... Likely the last year I'll see her for a while, so I do have limited time. However, I won't get discouraged.
My dubs are there, you silly goose!
I see, you tried to be a cheeky little rabbit and steal my dubs, but blue is a higher wavelength than violet!
I mean, that's not true, it's the opposite, because UV is above what our visible spectrum is, and the joke was about my skin color and your hair color, which is actually more of a light purple than a violet, but dang nabbit, I still got those dubs.
Uh, I'm tired.
Please tuck me into bed, Reisen.
>N has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "81".
still the same as it was last time
>Neptune has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "37".
uhh...maybe a tarot reading would say otherwise
How about you give me my D back, and I'll just leave you with the ST in STAW AWAY FROM ME?
I mean, the joke doesn't really work, and you weren't even replying to me, but whatever.
You're a fucking mess!
If you don't run away from me when I bring the bucket with water.
You need to give a name for a cookie, silly neppy poster.
U cheating on me already?
go GET me the cookie already
I got "dumped" so to speak so no thx yuno
HA HAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH. the gods love your suffering.
Well going to bed now. see ya guys later.
If I could actually rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass.
Seems like its on the spot with bad luck
i forgot lul
You had me at "I'd lovingly, yet painfully, stuff my ridiculously low-res girlcock between your tender, blue squishy asspancakes and pump until one of us strated screaming."
Uh, I read between the lines.
Alsi, that's pretty fucking gay from you, man of the newyork.
*tucks the blanket in under you all around*
Poor thing. Goodnight.
What in the name of the moon!?
*Shoots you down immediately!*
>Nine of Cups
Inner security which radiates an aura of good will.
>Ace of Wands
An exciting new project. I'm guessing because this is love we're talking about, that's a new flame.
>Ace of Pentacles
Luxury and material wealth.
Overall it looks pretty good. Maybe the girl you end up dating is rich, unless you're inheriting some money soon.
For the last time you memelords, it isn't gay if it's a girlcock.
That's like saying boypussy is straight, which is wrong as fuck.
My image ;~;
And I didn't even notice
Well, I was gone for a while. First it was because I accidentally my computer. Then after I got a replacement some stuff came up and my mind has been elsewhere. But it's looking better now, I think.
I think thats gonna be it for me today good night
Where is my Yuno poster waifu? :,^(
Being a lonely penguin, I'll better suicide by seal.
sure you can have these dubs here >>702046255
>so liking girldick isnt gay
>but liking boypussy is still gay
>even though they are both biologically male and have dicks
Don't tell me I came in right at the end!
Give em to me then i guess
>Eight of Cups (Reversed)
Abandonment of what has been established to pursue a hopeless fantasy.
>Three of Swords
Sorrow, heartbreak, or loss.
>Three of Wands (Reversed)
Successful ventures launched, inspiration and original ideas. Strength coming from successful enterprise due to the courage of one's convictions.
Looks like it's gonna be bad for a while, but then you'll get a new idea and turn things around because of it.
Thank you very much Spartan.
Could you read my health and love life? Cause I'm feeling anxious and I've been to the hospital a couple of times. Thanks in advance Reimu-sama <3
didnt you just get dubs here >>702046644
and heres your reading >>702048040
judging by the activity im guessing theres gonna be another one
I hope so! I haven't even spread any love and cheer yet tonight!
I had my MRI done last friday! Now waiting for results.
Fell asleep in the machine too.
Beat them up for ME, I'm sure they'll like it
When are we getting married?
We are on the same boat only I blew my shot if i even had any to begin with
I really gotta go to sleep
>King of Swords
It seems your lover will be an authoritative type, one who takes control but is still fair and logical in his/her dealings.
>Ten of Wands (Reversed)
There will be some jealousy though, and one of you will try to spoil the efforts of the other through lies and deceit because of jealousy.
This will be the start of a long journey, which will teach you a lot about life. Important decisions will arise soon.
Hey bunny! Did you see i was in the shrine today!?
They're going to call you back with bad news saying that there is something wrong with your brain "Almost as if it's asleep, it's a wonder you can think at all!"
Wouldn't be too surprising.
Also there's a bit of tea left.
How come you're awake this early?
>Eight of Wands
A process of speeding up. A time to take charge.
I think this is saying you'll be alright, but you need to take control of your health in any way possible. Visit the doctor, find out exactly what's going on and how to treat it. Take good care of yourself and don't just let it slide.
And this is the shrine!
You're in in right now silly
Ah? There's no hidden meaning!
I did not! Aaah, it's nice to see you here <4
Now would be nice if Reimu paid us a visit sometime...
Your life will be marked by great strength, which judging from the next two cards, will come in handy for what is to come.
>The Hierophant (Reversed)
Someone is going to give you dubious and misleading advice. Be very wary of signing any sort of contract for the next several months.
>Ten of Pentacles (Reversed)
Family arguments about money. Most likely this involves someone's estate being divided in their will.
Here's a poem I wrote
I don't have the copy so I'm paraphrasing
O musae canetis amores
Sic audiatis amores meos
In os verba possita sunt
Eam amo. Eam cupio.
Cotidie eam peto sed saepe frustra
olim redii ad ludum et petavi
sed frustra maiorem diem
errabam in ludum rogans ubi eam sit
tandem quamquam abientem eam vidi
et me ea vidit
appropinquavi ei et ridentes loqueremur
et manus tenens manu valediximus
atque abientem eam spectavi
volo meros amores sed, volo dare
meros bonosque maximos amores
sed num me amat, O musae?
Eam ego video pulcherior quam Venus ipsa.
Eheu, eheu, O me miserum!
"O muses, you sing of loves,
these words were put into my mouth
I love her. I want her.
Each day I look for her but often in vain.
I returned to school and sought her.
But in vain for the greater part of the day.
I wandered in the school asking where she is,
but finally I saw her leaving. And she saw me.
I approached, and smiling, we might speak.
And holding her hands by my hand, we said goodbye.
And I watched her go away.
I wish for pure loves, but to give pure and good and greatest loves.
But surely, she does not love me, O muses?
I see her more beautiful than Venus herself.
Alas, alas, O poor me!
So I started college. I think it's been better for me, emotions wise. It helps the depression. But it seems like I have no idea how to build relationships. I went through all four years of high school with women barely giving a shit about me and now I'm worried that the same thing will happen again. Am I just not good enough? Is there something I did wrong? I'm average to above average looking, so it isn't like I'm an ugly looking person (at least I think so), but I can't for the life of me find a girl who's interested. It's hard for me to strike up a conversation with a random person, so what am I supposed to do?
A dream come true~
It's nice seeing you aswell!
And i must say how much i love the content you bring to the thread~ *looks at the first word of the title*
Since I speak a language that comes from latin, some of these words actually rings some bells in my head.
Dating app, if you can confess something like this on here you can do it in an app, without fearing for as well, and you'll get to know people!
Nice quads. Here are some dubs to go with them.
You've gotta get better at that little by little. College offers you a lot more chances for it than high school, so you're in the right place at least. Join more clubs or activities that might give you a common topic to talk about. Try things that you maybe sorta might be interested in even if you're not sure about them. Expanding your horizons will only make you more interesting to others.
*So you're an italian, how are you? Did the recent earthquake harm you in some way?*
The curves on you are amazing!
You truly are the prized bunny of the thread <3