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Welcome to club KEK, the hottest spot in the city. inside are bangin tunes, hot bitches and drugs of all sorts.

Singles = not welcome
Dubs = come on in!
trips = V.I.P. table with champagne and shiet
Quads = Back room lounge with waifus begging to suck your dick
Quints = you are now the owner of club KEK, you can basicly do what you want.
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>>702020892
my names on the list right? I know the owner personally
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rolling for quads
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I am in
Check em
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Whats good my nigga
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>>702020892
Hey Bouncer ... Check em'
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Excuse me? I already have an invitation to Club KEK.

CHECK MUH DUBS OR GREATER
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>>702021277
I'm your brother because I just joined
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lemme in
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>>702020892
Let me in nigga
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>>702021420
420's got to be worth something here
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Purpur
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Unhook that damn rope dont you know who the fuck i am
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Ahem, step aside
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>>702020892
Lit mi in pls
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Check em boy
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>>702020892
boi
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>>702020892
roll
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I'd like entry
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>>702020892
Ya boi, whats good dawg?
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ayo lemme in dawg
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>>702020892
I dont want shit on my table, thanks.
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Rollerino
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Name's on the list, i'll let myself in.
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>>702021899
>>702021988

Come on in boys
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>>702020892

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
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check em
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I don't like clubs
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Check em
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Сука блять
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>>702022068
check again... i'm sure my name's in there.
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>>702020892
the fck outta my way nigger
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Trying to get in!
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>>702022320
fuck off kid
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somebody said trips ?
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letmein
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Wack, my nigga.
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>>702020892

check'em
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>>702022400
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What's Gucci ma niggas
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better let me in
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come on
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Anyone wanna buy some MDMA got top notch shiet
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Move aside bouncer
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ey yo bortha, lemme in yo dawg
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Let me in
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im old enough!
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In the name of the holy kek
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Hey
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>>702020892
time to win
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>>702020892
hey, man... let me in... i'm just a normal club-goer.... and stuff...
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I ain't got any drugs
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C
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Rolling
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röll
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Check em
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>>702020892
,jgfkuthjgfjh
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henry rollins
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>>702024122
jon arbuckle, poon slayer, in the house
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You know I'm in
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Whats up bro, brought some chicks man, cool seeing you again
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You will let me in this club
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Fuck this, I'm off to Club Zozzle
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>>702020892
ayo new owner rolling in
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im on the list
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>>702020892
Hei
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I'm with that guy
------->
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rolling for anything
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Roll plx
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>>702020892
let me in
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Lemme in
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let me in, heres my dubs.

cya fagets
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Just don't let any niggers in
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>>702025564
sorry wrong numbers, here are my actual dubs
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I HAVE CALCULATED MY CHANCES TO GET IN!
THEY ARE OFF THE BARK!
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>>702025627
>>702025564
whatever ill have more fun at home anyway
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lets do this
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>>702020892
See yall on the inside
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Let me in, man. I, like, totally know people!
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>>702025688
Shit he's right
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>>702025791
I'm telling you, man. Don't make me call my people.
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heya im just gonna step in
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>drugs of all sorts
I don't want to go in anymore
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let me in fam
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I fen
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>>702020892
rolo
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Here comes tha trips bois
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Lemme in you polesmoking queer.
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So you'll let me in now?
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Rollin mc bollin
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>>702020892
Nice to see ya again. I got in last time and busy now too, so I'll hold off for another day. Have a good one!
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Suck my dick hoes
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inb4 nigger
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quints comin right up
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All right everyone get ready 'cuz I'm finally here
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Sorry I was just passing by
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>>702025989
oops haha hey it was all a big misunderstanding heres my id
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A'ight just lemme in
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>>702020892
step aside, buddy
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Sup
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Check my keks
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Hey Jamal, call me later
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It's time.
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Dad's in the house!
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I want the most weeds you have. you fucking jew
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>>702020892
Let me in you fucking gorilla
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For reals... its time...
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>>702020892
Make way fools
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kek
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hey big guy, think i can come in? pleease?
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This is actually my club step aside cunt
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Rolling for keks
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roll
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>>702027000
Nailded it!
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Lick my cunt, I'm coming in.
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Su... sure heres my ID
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My first order of business is that club kek is now closed
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>>702020892
Make room.
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Check em nigs
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I come here often, my name is right there
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Come on guys, join us!
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I'm disabled, you have to let me in
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im on the list nigga
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Checkin in
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check 'em
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>>702020892
can i get a V.I.P table sir?
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alright, ill leave...
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rollerinoo
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>>702020892
Roll that shit
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>>702020892
Can't deny this swag
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>>702020892
rollin bois
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Check 'em, friendo
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>>702020892
If I'm quints all the hot bitches have to wear burkas
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we dem bois
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>>702020892
ill join
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roll.
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Sup thug? Let m'in.
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>>702020892
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>>702020892
Rolling for singles check'em.
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Club Kek is now closed
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sting
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am i on the list
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>>702028889
off by 1 are you fucking kidding
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>>702028889
kek
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roll
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>>702020892
Do you know who I am? I'm a gay space communist. Now let me in.
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help
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pls
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yeck em
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time before OP lets you guys in
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Chance are I'm not allowed in
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Let me in I have molly
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penis
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>>702020892
Hi I'm the new owner here
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>>702020892
I know the owner faggot let me in
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mkayyy
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Do you want to see my cotton panties?
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some gets in dis biytch
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>>702020892
*sneak in the back*
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let me in i have memes
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>>702020892
hello
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....I'd probably feel out of place anyways
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pls
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>>702020892
Indigo in the building
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eeeeh.. do any of you guys have more drugs, i dont have any money but i can do something else?
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Bailey Benton is a Bitch
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check em
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EPHEMERY MOFO
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Let me in boyo
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clint mansell
the fountain
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Yo man, I'm on the list. Check it. Word, thanks, you have a good night brotha.
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Alright motherfucker, I already told you I'm on the list. Check it again.
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H-hey bouncer-san c-can I get in desu?
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>>702020892
Kek m8
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>>702029994
nice trips fam!
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>>702020892
SIEG HEIL
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>>702020892
I have 50 pesos bro and I'm down to be penetrated
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>>702030376
reroll
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let me in! orlando deserved it
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>>702020892
whats poppin cuz
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can i in
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Let me in
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>>702030622
come on in my nigga
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>>702020892
Dubs my good sir.
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>>702020892
rrrrrrollin
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>>702020892
just lemme in mane I need to get my fix
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do a flip
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Roll
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let me in
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Roll
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I'm in faggots
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thanks
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Better not be shit inside
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Let me the fuck in
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>>702020892
Let me in
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Please, let me in, I swear I had dubs, I must've dropped them somewhere...
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kek
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>>702020892
Roll
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Imma just slide right in here
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>>702020892
I swear I'm friends with the owner
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I know I'm in.
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>>702032050
I FOUND 'EM
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>>702020892
I'll just scoot in here real quick
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I have roofies
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Please I wasn't cool in school
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>>702022633
Yo. I'm with this guy.
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>>702032220
I suck, why no gets ):
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This $5 is just because your cool, right?
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Out of my way
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are niggers allowed in the club? if so i hope i get singles
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niggers
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since i cant play bf1 ill try to get in ...
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supp nigga
I'm in yup?
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Ey bruv
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oi
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Let me in
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Outta the way bitches
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This is my club now boys
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Rollin'
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sup
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Front of the line pass bitches
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guess who's in
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I'm a VIP
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Here I come boys
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>>702020892
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can i get some more champagne?
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Hey guys I found a way around the building follow me
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Time to get my dick sucked
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I don't even like clubs
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>>702033344
>>702033266
>>702033111
Niceeee
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Make way you cucks.
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>>702033419
Its blocked I will just reroll for 1 last time
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roll
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To be on the list, its the purpose of it all
Fame and Glory awaits, but here I still stall
Let me in! Let me in!
And i will never sin
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Me wants the Wub Wub Wubs!
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Owner coming thru
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step aside>>702020892
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JEJ these rolls are great
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>>702020892
move bitches the kekster have come
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>>702020892
operator, get me doubles
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>>702034329
b-but i'm the kekster, you can't have a proper party without the kekster
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H-hello. Can I come in?
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>>702020892
Which of you faggots is buying me a drink?
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>>702034418
you cockwhobling ass-bandit, let me in
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>>702020892
Check out my singles. Clubs are for degenerates.
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>>702034453
How bout you op?
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>>702020892
It's my club now.
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Did you say d-d-d-d-drugs???
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Sup
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>>702034445
You were so close too Anon...
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>>702034865
Reroll
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Kek. Can I come in plox
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>>702020892
I'm the owner gtfo of here mofo
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Rollin
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>>702020892
check em I don't wait in lines.
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Good to be here
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>>702020892
Ummm anon can I come in
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Ayy
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>>702020892
H-hi c-can i come in please mr bouncer
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>>702020892
Rolling
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im here fam
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>>702020892
G
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roll kek
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>>702034461
FUCK YOU IM GONNA MAKE MY OWN CLUB WITH GAMBLING AND HOOKERS
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>>702035278
NO FUCK OFF
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>>702035437
the kekster is too much for you
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>>702020892
roll for glory
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>>702035493
kekster is out mothafocka
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Hi
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My mom said that i could come in
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>>702035677
oooh oh, now you come begging for me to get in. Sorry brah, the kekster is too much for you and your little club
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check 'em bitches
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Rollllllllinnnnn
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>>702035776
Cucked again
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>>702020892
I'm with the band
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Where's the champagne nigga.
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>>702020892
Let me in, Im with the clinton foundation.
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Your mom said i could come in after i gave her a good dickin
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roll
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you too
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Okay I went back and got a written note from my mommy please let me in
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Alright the boss is here. Suck my dick bitches
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>>702020892
What's goin on bros? Let's get wrecked.
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Sup you fucks
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I fuck men
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Whats up niggas
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r0ll
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Its cha boi lemme in
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