Welcome to club KEK, the hottest spot in the city. inside are bangin tunes, hot bitches and drugs of all sorts.
Singles = not welcome
Dubs = come on in!
trips = V.I.P. table with champagne and shiet
Quads = Back room lounge with waifus begging to suck your dick
Quints = you are now the owner of club KEK, you can basicly do what you want.
jon arbuckle, poon slayer, in the house
Whats up bro, brought some chicks man, cool seeing you again
I HAVE CALCULATED MY CHANCES TO GET IN!
THEY ARE OFF THE BARK!
Do you want to see my cotton panties?
eeeeh.. do any of you guys have more drugs, i dont have any money but i can do something else?
To be on the list, its the purpose of it all
Fame and Glory awaits, but here I still stall
Let me in! Let me in!
And i will never sin
Check out my singles. Clubs are for degenerates.
Okay I went back and got a written note from my mommy please let me in