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Found this nasty snek in my bed, can anyone identify if its dangerous?

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Found this nasty snek in my bed, can anyone identify if its dangerous? Also trips decide..
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That's a garter snake. Cum on it
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>>702014800
Finger its booty hole
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Release the snek back into the wild and cut your head off with a chainsaw.
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>>702014957
+1 for me, too. i say cum on it
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>>702014957
bump
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>questions if it's dangerous
>somehow got it into a jar
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Release back into bed
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if dubs eat it
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>>702014800
insert in pooper
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>>702015180
Used gloves
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>>702014800
Release the snek so it may live free! Also how the fuck did you find that in your bed?
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>>702014800
Keep him in your bed for good luck.
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Insert in urethra
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>>702015331
in the early morning i felt something at feet, chekd it, was snek
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>>702014800
put it back in your bed and wait for snekker sex
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it's harmless, just drop em' outside.
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Microwave it
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Wrap it around your cock and masturbate with it.
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Bite off the head, rub the blood all in your asshole and shove the body into pooper.
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Does it have a yellow ring around its neck? If so it's a ringneck snake and completely harmless they eat small bugs and are not venomous.
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>>702014957
rolling
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If the snake has puppet like face and round head, is not dangerous
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>>702014957
rulld
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Fill the jar with bleach, post results.
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>>702014800
search for another animal
make em fight
record
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>>702016314
Reroll
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>>702016314
Going for this
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Draw a snek face on the head of your dick, slide it under glass and wiggle it around until it bites.
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>>702016444
WINRAR
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>>702016314
Make snek white, rolling for bleach
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>>702016190
Cant see any yellow ring
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>>702016444

WINNAR
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>>702016444
Do it faggot
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>>702016444
Holy shit this post video
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>>702016444
thats fucked but trips are trips
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Cook in microwave then eat it. Post video for proof
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>>702016444
kek
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>>702014800
Drive it to a field

Release it
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release him or her
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let it go faggot
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>>702014957
Roll
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>>702016444
One more set of trips so OP doesn't forget the rules
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Drop jar off roof
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>>702016774
>i came to chew ass
>dick kick em

anybody still got the original pic ?
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>>702016444
Savage. I expect a webm
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>>702016444
OH SHIT
WINNER WINNER
CHICKEN DINNER
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>>702014800
i srsly only came here to see what kind of snake it is, id say garter snake but def. not eastern garter snakes like here in ma.
harmless is garter, might let of a foul odor if you piss it off
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>>702015811
Dubs should have wonnered
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>>702015497
Do you literally sleep on a mattress in a field? The fuck man? How does a goddamn snake get into your fucking bed? How does a snake of that size even climb onto a bed? How did the snake get into your house? So many questions about this that I don't know.
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Implying op will deliver.
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>>702017081
You know snakes can climb trees right? You think a bedpost will be hard?
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>>702017081
Probably my cat brought it, would not be the first time
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>>702016444
Op you better fucking deliever.
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>>702014800
Its a harmless brown snake. You have rodents nearby. Let it go so it can eat said rodents because fuck mice.
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>>702017204
Why are you typing and not putting your dick in the ducking jar
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>>702014800
its a garter snake

kill yourself
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>>702017320
With a snek face
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>>702017081
>>702017199
>*snek
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>>702016444
It will never bite me, was very afraid and wanted to get away, if i open glass it will escape
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looks harmless someties you can tell by the shape of the head, theres an info graphic somewhere on google im sure
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>>702017478
Op confirmed faggot
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>>702017478
Well then looks like your snek drawn dick will be in the jar forever... Still got to do it... The game... The rules...
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EAT IT
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Put it in the pooper
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>>702017320
/thread
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Sorry guys OP is already a confirmed faggot..
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>>702017199
Depends on what the bed is situated on. Metal bed frames aren't like trees and their design would make it nearly impossible for a snek of that size to ascend.
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>guys cmon post something edgy for me to do I dont wanna risk getting hurt :-(
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>>702017875
But metal beds normally have more bars and external bolts for it to suport itself.
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>>702017672
Im a girl you faggots when will u realize
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>>702018104
Well then the next best thing, draw a snek face on snek and stick snek in butthole.
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>>702018229
Rerollo
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>>702018104
Are you a girl girl ? Or a "girl" girl. Like you have a dick but "feel" like you shouldn't?
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>>702018229
gotta roll for somethin
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>>702018104
Well shove the thing in your twathole, ya twat!
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>>702018104
There are rules for that too you know...

> tits or gtfo
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>>702018104
poop on snek
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>>702018768
Would watch.
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>>702018768
rolll
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>>702018229
rollerino
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>>702018880
Rereroll
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>>702018768
rull
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>>702018768
pls rolll
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>>702018988
So damn close anon

> rolling for snek drawn asshole snek
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>>702018768
lets do dis
ROOL
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>>702018104
MODS
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>>702018768
AAAAAAAA
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>>702018229
Rolling
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>>702018926
another one
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>>702018768
I DEMAND POOPY SNEK
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Cut off a finger and feed it to the butiful snek
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>>702018768
poop snek pls get teh treples rill
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>>702014800
Tie snek to balloon send into orbit
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Out snek back where you found it
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>>702014800
Stick it in your ass like a sharpie.
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>>702019443
Close
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>>702018229
Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin
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>>702018768
rollerino
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snek drawn asshole snek now
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get a better pic so i can identify
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>>702019565
So damn close anon

>roll
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>>702018768
JUST GIMME MY TRIPS
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Find other snek and start a snek farm
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>>702018229
Satan get
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>>702019507
In his bed?
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>>702019665
so you...
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>>702018768
ME WANT
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>>702019665
Fuuuuuuu

Want snek drawn snek in asshole.
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>>702019665
the irony

> rollin also
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>>702015811
kek
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>>702018229
777
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>>702018768
Rolling for this.
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>>702018768
ROOOOOOOLLING
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>>702019443
Off by one
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>>702014800
Let it live a happy life in the wilderness
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Use the jar as your toilet till its overflown, then realize the little shit-piss back into the wild
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SPACE PROGRAM
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Did it come from your boot?
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>>702018768
999 get
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>>702019911
Call the cops. Btw draw snek on snek then snek in asshole.
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>>702018229
000 bitch
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>>702019911
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>>702019443
>>702019665
>>702019997
So close
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>>702018104
tits or gtfo then
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btw do we have any proof that OP is indeed a grill and also that there is indeed a snek?? I havent seen any timestamps

also rollin for drawn asshole snek
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pee on it and show video + tits pls
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>>702018768
RULLLLLLL
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>>702018768
POOPOO IN THE JARRRR
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>>702020136
filename of OP is confirmation enough that the snek is real

what we need now is tits or for op to gtfo
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>>702019443
Reroll
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>>702020014
Impossible, i use a boot password
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>>702018768
Let's go! POOOPY ON SNEKY!
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>>702018768
PUP ON SNEKO ROOOOOOOOOOOLOL
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Send it to space
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poo on snek
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dude, take another pic, a better one for me to identify the snake
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>>702014800
Space program
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>>702018768
Rilll
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take a shit pls and post nudes if girl
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>>702020567
roll
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>>702014800
maybe ekans, maybe arbok...
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>>702018768
Ayy this desu~
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>>702018768
SATAN TRIPS PLS
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>>702020655
this
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heheh just get over here Tom Cruise last time i played to hard someone maybe died thats not good thats not alright. ive got more stinking good movies to come, like a reaallly good one with bruce willis making love to lucy in the sky with dimonds with the very last beatle, RINGO STARR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO heheh haha
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>>702019443
Rerozzle
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>>702018768
reroll
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poo on him
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>>702018768
let's try dis again
ROLLLL
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fuck the snake
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Piss in jar
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>>702019969
This
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>>702020821
Aaaa
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>>702020607
>ekans
*kens
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>>702018104
it s a tenia it went out of ur vagina
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>>702020766
this
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>>702020766
DO DIS
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>>702020711
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tie a knot in it
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Put snek's tail in your pooper
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>>702020766
I'd like to see this.
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TITS THEN FUCK OFF
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>>702018768
pls this
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tie cutie snek in a knot
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>>702020906
reroll
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>>702018229
Seriously where's mah trips
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Set it free
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OP is a faggot. KYS.
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>>702020958
Roll
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>>702020829
Pissing souds easier let it drown
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>>702020988
p close
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>>702021011
this
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Let it crawl into your urethra and live in your bladder as your friend
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>>702020854
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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>>702020958
This
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>>702018768
popo snek get
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Let it go
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>>702014800
Mhmm...I bet you did, OP.
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>>702020958
Do this OP
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>>702021112
>>702021110
haha kill yourselves
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>>702021209
this
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>>702020958
Rolling for this
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>>702018768
horny for dem triples
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>>702021033
Re rawl
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>>702021209

Do it. My trips require proof as well
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Leave home and let snek have it
Live in field crawling liek snek
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>>702020958
Yes
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>>702018768
Poop Snek!
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>>702021110
>>702021112
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poop on snek
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release it
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>>702018768
checkers
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Give him a hat. Love him forever.
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>>702020958
Rollin
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>>702021331
damn
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>>702021331
I want this
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>>702020958do this
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>>702021331
this
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force feed it your shit
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poo snek
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>>702021291
This
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make him ur garden snek
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>>702018768
Sneksneksnek poo on snek
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>>702019443
My last rezozzledozzle
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>>702020958
Rell
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Let it go faggot op. You're not doing shit anyway.
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>>702021011
pls op this
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>>702021331
rerolling if trips do it
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>>702021331
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SNEK IN POOPER
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>>702021331
cmon trips
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>>702021535
This
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>>702021331
this
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>>702016314
Rolio polio
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>>702020958
Do it
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>>702021535
yeh
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>>702021535
Roll
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>>702021535
yup
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Space program.
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>>702014800
He is new frand plz keep him. So cute.
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>>702021535
Do
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let it wrap around ur dick
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>>702021331
roll
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>>702021499
jee satan trips get
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>>702020958
Trips
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>>702021033
This
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Pet snek and make it feel loved
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Let it bite your soggy clit
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>>702020958
Dothis
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poopy snek pls op
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shit on snek
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>>702014800
>That's a garter snake.

give it a boop and let 'er go. it's a snakebro.
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give snek warm blanket, drink and some small insects. give him a good day
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>>702020958
Viper in ass
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Dammit just send snek in space
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>>702021731
This
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>>702021783
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Poo in jar then space program!
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POOOP SNAKE
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German suplex it
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>>702021859
Reroll
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space program him
with a note that says "SUP SPACE NIGGERS"
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Shove snek in vag
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>>702014800

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
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>>702021919
rolling
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>>702021901
yes please
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>>702021731
Jesus how could there be no trips
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>>702021979
This
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Ay
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let it go
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>>702022069
Rolll
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shit on him, then let free
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>>702022069
This
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Draw a snek on your nips, rub ice on them to get them hard, stick them under the glass,filling the empty space with ice so it keeps them hard, then try moving your breast around, pissing the snake off and your nip looking like a tongue, having no where to go, it will bite your nips, post pics
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>>702022005
There was tho
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>>702022069
Lmao
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take a shit, put shit in syringe, put it in snake's mouth
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>>702015145
I second this request.
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Firstly timestamp it don't need trips to request that.

Stick is tail into a blender
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Poop snek and pics or webm even better, trips demands it
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>>702022069
Y
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>>702022186
reroll
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lick snek
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>>702021783
today is a bad day for trips
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>>70201480
Try and force it's head up your dick hole
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>>702022069
Roll
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>>702020202
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>>702022317
Agreed
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>>702022317
this
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Throw the jar off of an elevated surface
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>>702022069
Roll for lmao
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Suck its dick
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>>702022317
I've never seen so many missed trips in one thread omfg.
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>>702022186
reroll again
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Sneks in space
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fuck snake however possible
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poo on snek !
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Sick it in your pooper
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>>702021979
THIS
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>>702016444
Why had OP not delivered >:(
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Let it go in your room, do not pursue it, go to bed, no lights
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>>702022186
Reroll once more
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Nikki Cox
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>>702021535
Let the nope rope go bro
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>>702022486
Roll
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poop snake
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>>702022186
Last roll
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>>702022513
Las vegas
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Ok, jokes over time to poop now
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>>702022433
Reroll
>if trips I kill myself too
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