Found this nasty snek in my bed, can anyone identify if its dangerous? Also trips decide..
i srsly only came here to see what kind of snake it is, id say garter snake but def. not eastern garter snakes like here in ma.
harmless is garter, might let of a foul odor if you piss it off
Do you literally sleep on a mattress in a field? The fuck man? How does a goddamn snake get into your fucking bed? How does a snake of that size even climb onto a bed? How did the snake get into your house? So many questions about this that I don't know.
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heheh just get over here Tom Cruise last time i played to hard someone maybe died thats not good thats not alright. ive got more stinking good movies to come, like a reaallly good one with bruce willis making love to lucy in the sky with dimonds with the very last beatle, RINGO STARR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO heheh haha
Let it crawl into your urethra and live in your bladder as your friend
space program him
with a note that says "SUP SPACE NIGGERS"
Draw a snek on your nips, rub ice on them to get them hard, stick them under the glass,filling the empty space with ice so it keeps them hard, then try moving your breast around, pissing the snake off and your nip looking like a tongue, having no where to go, it will bite your nips, post pics