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I can't read this girl ,anons. Im 19 she's 26 and she refers to me as "kid" and childish terms. How do I get this semen demon to date me!!!!
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Dont be beta
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>>702014342
ask her what kind of books she reads
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>>702014476
Waayy too late
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>>702014393
apologizing against a woman is a sign of weakness you are better off killing yourself
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She just said this
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>>702014342
ask her what her perfect breakfast looks like
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>>702014849
You want to actually be alpha for once in your life? "What's your favorite sex position?"
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Ask her to rate you from 1-10. If she says anything lower than 5, you gotta kill yourself.
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>>702014342
"it sorta triggers me"
jej
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ask if she's down for anal.
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>>702014342
>"it sorta triggers me"
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I'm hard to read
I'm an open book.


Call her a cunt, walk away, and never give it another thought
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How did you meet this girl OP? and pics?
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>>702015277
Serious cunt? How beta can you get.
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>>702015719
I met her in mental health at the hospital
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>>702014342
>it sorta triggers me
>im hard to read, im an open book
>no feminine penis

i, a random stranger on 4chan with no experience with women, has decided that you should end your pursuit of this girl based solely on these 2 texts and replace your real, meaningful relationships with porn
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m8. Ask her if she wants a proper dicking later on.
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>>702015934
run
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>>702015943
\thread
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>>702015934
fuck that.
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OP here, Guys I wanna date this girl, teach me anons! Help me get this one
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>>702015934
likes to can food and has animals, beware she is the julia child of crazy cat lady, run dude
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>>702016391
You want to date a girl who gets triggered?
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>>702016391
Ask her if she dates younger guys.

Whatever she says is not an indication of your chance. You can sway her either way. Butter her up OP
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>>702015934
looks like the type that would tie you up while you're sleeping then cut your dick off when you wake up.
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bump
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>>702015934
She has a ring on her finger op are you sure she isn't married or engaged?
How much do you know about her?
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>>702016391
I assume you're both mentally fucked and even though no one should date either of you all you gotta do is ask the bitch out if she says no move on to more damaged goods.
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any new texts anon?
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She's about a 5-5.5. That's not a semen demon.
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>>702014342
Jeeeesus she is an annoying person. #triggered. Just stop talking to that meat sack with shit personality.
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>>702014342
what else she say boi
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>>702016841
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>>702015934
Nice wedding band. Maybe her husband is imaginary if she's a nutcase.

Maybe you guys can have a threesome. Bi stuff cool of course.
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Sounds like she could be the one. How has she responded to your dick pics?
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>>702017266
Except... there is one on your crazy ass finger in this photo. See attached:
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>>702014342
what do you mean met her in mental health?
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>>702017397
What dick pics?
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>>702014476
Truff be told brother
OP is looking for validation, beta as fuck
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>>702017468
We were both admitted in a mental health facility for Baker Act
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>>702017303
Don't front cameras flip the picture making that her right hand? I don't know these things as I don't take selfies.

That being said she talks like a god damn tumblr post.
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>>702017600
what happened man?
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I was on acid and I called the police in myself and threatened to drown myself, she never told me why she was there
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>>702015943
Meaningful relationship with an idiot that uses contradictory cliche phrases and buzz conditions.

I'll stick to porn thanks.
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>>702014342
real life experience only comes when 20+. so you are a fucking kid. if shes even talking to you shes dtf. in which case all you gotta do is ask "when can we meet up? im horny af"
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>>702017266
Ok
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>>702017810
damn dude that sucks, before going any further with her you should ask her why she was admitted
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>>702015247
>rate me please
Why not just straight up ask her to validate your existence you sad little beta cuck.
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Ask her if she's into little boys
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>>702017266
Fucking get out of there dude she's off her rocker
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>>702017810
Post more ss to keep this shit alive
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Fuck older chicks when you're young. Fuck younger chicks when you're old.
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>>702017970
>buzz conditions
whats that?
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>>702017810
yea man keep posting the ss
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Your a faggot OP
This bitch is a crazy sjw type
and your being too nice too her
You''ve already lost, go jack off
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Don't disappoint us op, I wanna see your beta ass succeed
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whats going on op?
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It's too late op...
Act like an adult and be straight up. But it's likely far too late.
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She's not responding
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dont beat around the bush, she is a grown women not a highschool kid

be direct and straight with her, let her know you want to feed her the slippery snake until the sun comes up
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bro you gotta be straight with her, ask her why she was in there
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>>702019247
If dubs! Use those exact terms!
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>>702019216
Because you're an autismo that asked her what her favourite breakfast was.
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>>702019494
this
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>>702017266
Alright, since youre not married you wanna have some fun with a young blood? i can keep going the whole night ;)
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>>702019369
Damn it. Life sucks.
Try to hero, fail, spend more time with her.
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Say: I'm sorry [insert crazy woman's name], I just can't be friends with you if you're gonna act like a crazy ass bitch, I suggest you check yourself back into the asylum you came from, and leave me and my boyfreond alone, all I want is some big black dick and you just can't provide that, sorry not sorry bitch
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teleport behind her

unsheath your katana

plunge it deep into her womanhood

and then whisper into her ear

'psshh.... nothin personnel, kid'
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>>702019822
winrar, but legit tho, keep us updated
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>>702017685
>I don't know these things as I'm a fuckin' idiot*
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bump
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>>702017266
>No you didn't

Fuck my sides are fine!!!
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>>702021374
so shes back?
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Ask for nudes
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more ss man
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>>702021374
Not a good sign, she responded negatively.
Just bail man, the only way your having sex is if she gives you a pity fuck, i'll be following for 15 more minutes and i expect results.
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>>702021965
Ha, you fucked up, guess i'm done
thanks for saving my 15 mins
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tell her she smells good
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>>702021965
what did you say?
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tell her you want to lick her feet

tell her moonman lyrics
k k k k k k k k k k k k
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>>702021965
Wait a minute, why is your text jumping from 5 to 7 pm, me thinks you may be faking you fag.
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>>702014342
why on earth do you think texting her on phone will result to get laid

you have to

ASK GIRLS OUT
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I think I fucked up /b/ro's what do??
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>>702022324
HOLY SHIT, WE'VE BEEN DECEIVED
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>>702014342

Write her this. My wife's did it and now he has a gf for a year.

"Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a girl( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm (insert your name here)
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD"
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One screenshot is from last Wednesday you nigger
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>>702022500
IT''S LITERALLY JUMPING FROM WEDNESDAY TO FRIDAY AND 5PM TO 7PM, OP ARE YOU TELLING PORKY PIE'S ?????
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>>702014342
were you in the straighttalk giveaway thread? i posted the semen demon there
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>>702022709
>>702022760
OP here, I am talking with her a lot, that was from an another day when I wanted to post a thread but I didn't have time.
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>>702021965
Your a psycho, no wonder she's not replying
> Christy Answer !!
> ??
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>>702022942
keep posting the ss dude
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>>702022942
Thank you op, you still done goofed though
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>>702022942
Bullshit faggot you're not OP I am! This is real OP reporting in
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>>702022942
>>702023173
Fuck you guys I am the real OP.
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>>702023173
This is getting kinda interesting
one of these faggots is liquid OP
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alright listen man, you gotta say something real cool to her
something like

I'M DAT GORILLA DICK NIGGA, I MAKE THA DYKE PUSSIES WET
THIS GORILLA DICK DADDY IS MAD HUNGRY
YOU GOT 10 SECONDS TO SHOW ME THEM HOLES, OR I MIGHT KILL YA
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its me
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>>702023352
No, I a real OP
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>>702023352
Okay Real OP here, I'm ending the thread, she obviously doesn't wanna chat with me anymore. If I get results I'll post a follow up thread
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>>702015934
Let me stop you right there. As someone who has dated me.talk patients and ended up in jail 2 Times, I can tell you it's not worth. Just be straight up and say you want sex or leave her the fuck alone.
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>>702022942
>>702023173
>>702023352
>>702023486
>>702023552

JESUS FUCK BRING BACK ID'S JAPANESE MOOT ALREADY
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Boom faggots
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>>702023581
>implying OP is not a patient too
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>>702023552
Godspeed, but you're done
just accept you will be virgin 4 life
and embrace your true autism
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>>702023699
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>702023699
what did you say before?
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>>702023627
I'm japanese moot and I say no
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What do anons she's back
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>>702023699
she thinks your weird
just flop your balls out and send a pic
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got any other pics of her?
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Can I be OP too?
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>>702023699
charge your phone man
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>>702018588
Trendy fucking bullshit that doesn't actually exists.
Triggers being one. Just fucking idiots deciding that they are going to spaz out because of a word that has no negative connotations to anyone but them and that we all have to being conscious 24/7 not to use this common word around them. Fucking attention seeking cunts, thats all they are.

The same sort of people who say shit like don't label people and just treat them as individuals but come up with eleventy cunting billion pigeon holes for people - pansexual, for example.

Cunts. Worse than pigeons
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Dont try to trick the crazy, and definitely dont try to dick them. Feminine penis or not. Run.
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>>702023905
If you are OP ask her out

just fucking ask her if she wants to go out with you
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>>702024014
NO, because i am real op
I will end you faggot
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OP your only chance is a pity fuck because you're acting so beta. Just say "look I know I'm kind of a loser, and I'm not good with girls, but I wanted you to help me get some hands on experience." say it just like that and I promise you'll have a chance. She is still talking to your weird ads for some reason.
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>>702024014
With being OP there comes a big responsibility of sucking cocks every single day. Are you prepared for that?
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>>702024393
Shut up
there's only one OP
and that's....
Harambe
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>>702014342
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>>702024291
Ask her out OP.
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Inb4 everyone walk the dinosaur
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>>702024302
This.
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>>702024555
Slooowlyyyy XD
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>>702024555
Im clenching my balls OP
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Are there some pics? I came late and havent seen her psychoface. Name, FB...?
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I put it to you OP that you are a faggot. On this day, you did knowlingly, with aforethought start a shit thread.
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>>702024750
Dammit, I lost
You win faggot
Godspeed, enjoy you're one date
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OP, you shouldn't be allowed to interact with women. You're a disgusting sperg-addled mess and you need to be fucking euthanised.
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>>702024750
OP, its obvious you guys arent native english speakers, why not speak in your original language?
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>>702023699
>pls respond
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>>702024750
Okay OP, now talk about WHEN and do it, also leave the thred, these fags will only ruin it for you
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Stop being so fucking clingy, Jesus
Not saying you should act aloof, but don't force conversation, just let it happen naturally
Also I'm not gonna lie just reading your texts makes you seem incredibly boring to text
You need more spicy meme lingo instead of talking like a Facebook mom
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OP this person is trying to get off on the fact that she is older than you.

Shes trying to be cool and act like its a privilege to talk to her since you are so young.

>hah im not like those young sluts you hang around with kid
>hah let me school you how older girls are

When in reality, she is just as fucking stupid and shitty as any of the young girls you associate with.

She wears glasses and tries to embody being a nerd and telling you that shes not like other girls.


Its all fucking horshit OP, girls never really mature past the age of 15 in the brain, iv seen my grandmother do some fucking petty shit to my grandad.

So dont fall for it, she just wants some young dick, so just ask her to fuck and get it over with.
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>>702024750
> yes
What the fuck is that shit
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>>702024750
STOP you don't want to go out with her. Get the poon and head for the moon my man, she is bat shit crazy
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"Wanna go out and do something?"
"Yes"
What the fuck, you two are autists.
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>>702017266
she's all fuckep up and looks a bit retarded. run, unless you're ugly as hell.
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>>702017266
This is some matrix tier shit
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>>702024750
Does she also have autism ?
A girl I asked out responded with "yes"
and she actually had aspergers
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Ask her "before or after I take a peek at your meat tent".
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>>702024923
Ha
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>>702024928
>You need more spicy meme lingo
I'm so glad I'm not 15 anymore
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What does this mean!?!?
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>>702025428
Is it hot for you or a turn off?
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Wtf
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yeppers
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>>702025428
It means you are a fag
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Just say "wanna fuck, if not cool but I think you're hot" if she says not move on and get pissy elsewhere
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>>702023627
I think it would be better if they just gave OP an ID tbh
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A million dollars says OP ends up railing the crazy bitch while her husband watches in the corner and wanks over his wife getting fucked by a teenager.
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>>702025428
It means your both robots
No normal person talks this way you reptile
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>>702025428
That you can't get any puss cuz your 2 young
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>>702024555
Jesus christ. That's the kind of pushy shit an awkward 14 year old should be saying, not someone who'should old enough to be in college
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LoL.
Autism get-together. Dubs for:

You are autist, I am autist, why dont just breed some additional autists together? Lets take over the world - GO FULL RETARD!
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Met her in a bar.

6023968010
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>>702014342
I know a huge slut named Christy who talks just like that in the Houston area. Any shot in the dark it's her?
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Ask her is she wants to fuck straight up stop being a fucking little bitch if she says no then move on
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>>702025691
lol fuckin this
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Op is a pussy
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>>702021965
>literally sent an "answer pls"
Kek.
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>>702015934
Nvm I didn't read all the way OP. Not Houston girl. But this girl is pretty cute, love psycho bitches. If you put her in her place and tell her to call you sir instead of boy or kid she'll get frustrated and not talk to you for a while but just keep ignoring her and she'll be your fuck puppet. Crazy's are so easy to manipulate.
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I think we are watching OP evolve from Beta to Alpha ITT
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>>702026029
Guarantee your about to have sexy talk and your phones turns off because you have 7 percent charge
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You have to be upfront or else you'll get friend zoned without even knowing it and you'll just be standing there with your dick in your hand.
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call her a nigger, nigger
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>>702023433
Dubs speaks with authority niggerOP
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Reverse image search is failing me
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My phone died, I'm charging
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>>702024750
Good for you man for real, but you better alpha up on that date. Right now you're so predictably getting friend zoned
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You have to tell make her put sharpie in ass and send pic before you will get pizza with her.
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>>702025691
The voice of reason ITT
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>>702026694
>>702026299
He was right !
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>>702014342
send her a dick pic and say oops wrong person
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Just so you areally aware. You also have voicemails.
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>>702026299
>Sexy talk
Kissless confirmed. This conversation isn't leading him anywhere except cringe town. you don't ask a girl out and when she says yes start asking for clarification because you're confused.. What. A. Fucking. Beta.
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Oh shit!! What do?
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>>702026029
When you get to the point of plan making, like right after saying the first message of this pic>>702025428 do this, it tends to work for me

>I want to go watch a movie, disagree about it over dinner and then get naked in my apartment. Are you free tonight?

If you don't have a car to pick them up and drive them around it's a bit akward though.
You need to get to your place fast after dinner if you already know you're going to fuck.
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bangin'
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ask her if shes ever had her shit pushed in
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>>702027059
I'm getting out of here before I cringe to much
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>>702026942
Yeah, I was basically telling him to charge his phone.
I'm fully aware this op is on the spectrum.
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>>702027059
>there i asked it!
The cringe is fucking real.
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Jesus just ask her if you can come over her place, she seems like a psycho bitch so don't ever tell her where you live.
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>>702027059
Leave it alone OP just go in for the kill.

TITS or GTFO bitch
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>>702027059
Apply bleach to self
Your even making cringe veterans writhe with discomfort
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>>702027059

Are you sure you're not 13?
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>>702027059
Haha, she is roasting him intentionally :)
Forty keks.
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>>702027172
He's a fucking kid what did you expect
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>>702014768
/thread

OP is an unredeemable beta child
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youre a fucking loser dude, bitches hate insecurity. they need a confident man!
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>>702015886
He's actually doing alright, kid.
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>>702027059
Are you fucking serious op? Man up and tell her that you'll see her this Saturday night. You're just digging yourself a grave here.
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>>702027059
wow you fucking idiot. lmao. cringing.
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>>702027164
I wish I had listened to myself when I said this earlier, now I'm invested. RIP me
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>>702027059

But come to think of it, if she's one of those chicks who like naive little boys this might actually help OP in his resolve.
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>>702027409
Not anymore lol
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>>702027059
You fucking run m8, she is obviously crazy
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The bros here are right OP
What do you want from her ? Endless text bs when she is getting destroyed by a dude that has the balls to be straightforward
OP !
Tell her she turns you on. What is there to fucking lose ??
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>>702017143
Some folks like the annoying bitch. Because she's got a good pussy and takes care of her body.
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>>702026299
don't worry dubsman there won't be sexy talk

there will be awkward sex in the back of a pizza place but in a few days
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>>702027409
He could ass to mouth her tonight and none of what he said would be less cringey.
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>>702027336
Fuck off he's 19, not 9..
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>>702027059
Op, just say actually nevermind, you free this saturday?
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>>702026942
Why wouldn't you ask a girl out?
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>>702027059

>wants to go out with insane girl
>asks girl out
>girl says yes

why did you not stop there and set a date, instead you continue asking about if age is an issue... who cares she said yes
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>>702027059
you dead nigga
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>>702021965
PLS RESPOND
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>>702027607
Sure but look at those texts it might as well be a 9yo
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>>702027059
Ask for nudes you fucking faggot
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this thread is priceless, with you to the end my sweet prince.

Lets ram your chances of getting laid down into the ground together.
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>>702027526
Ya, he fucked up bad.
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>>702027671
>and when she says yes start asking for clarification because
>you're confused
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A sexual problem her vagina might larger than your tiny hanging clit
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>>702027059
ask her, is the age difference a problem for you if we ever entered a relationship?
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Now that she is roasting you, getting straightforward could be a good move, getting her into some surprise again. You need to use the word sex in the next text, dont avoid it.
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>>702027059
Tell her that if she doesn't upload a photo of her tits you will lock her in her pet cage
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>>702027934
Cucked faggot
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>>702027874
That's the point.
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>>702027934
charge your phone and ask her if shes into little dicks
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>>702027934
She's crazy and a fucking jew
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>>702027934
rip?
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>>702027934
You should not dodge this.
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>>702027934
I mean, she's still responding, but i think you just need to put the ball in her court and take a step back.
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>>702027976
Dont do that op, you've cringed enough, go with the flow
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She just had an orgasm and realized she don't need you anymore sorry op
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>>702027934
You lose beta fuck
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>>702027934
Also, if she's still talking to you and she knows you're 19, she wants the d
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>>702027934
Okay, well let me know when you're free. I'm tired. Text me tomorrow. Night
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>>702027934

Ask to come over tonight
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>>702027934
you know what youre doing? youre putting the pussy up on a pedestal
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>>702014849
Why mucho gusto u nigger just say gracias
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>>702027934
Are you fucking retarded? You got a date, she said yes, you had to push it. All you had to do was ask where and when and thats it but you had to fuck it up
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>>702028171
Or she feels pity for the boy who ended in psychiatric hospital. Mommy in dat tummy.
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>>702027934
Now say "Okay, how about friday?" if she says no to that, just ask her when she's free, btw I'm the guy that helped you type that last message
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>>702028247
This is your best option at this point OP.
Don't ask, just say "Come over tonight."
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>>702027934
tbh you should ignore her texts for a bit and say you're busy, she'll get desperate and start making time for you
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Say "Alright I'm coming over now and takin you to pound town"
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>>702027934
So how about tonight then?
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DICK PICS WILL SAVE YOU. DO YOU HAVE A BIG DICK OP?!
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>>702027934
JEW ALERT!
ABORT MISSON!
I REPEAT, ABORT MISSION!
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>>702028171
Do you actually believe this?
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Hi, this is Christy's sister. I tried to pretend to be my retarded sister, and photoshopped a ring on one of her selfies so you'd think she's married. I'm trying my best to drive you off, just please. She gave you the wrong number on purpose, which happened to be mine. I actually frequent 4chan, I can't believe you had the audacity to post her face on here. Fuck you.
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>>702028477
Noice
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>>702028457
Don't just ignore em, but put the ball in her court and take a step back. Do something to take your mind off the broad for a bit.
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>>702028545
>being this beta
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>>702028545

Lol you screwed up now faggot. Kill yourself
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>>702028545
you fucking didn't...............
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>>702028545
you fucking retard. Are you 19 or 14?
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>>702028545
you fucking retard, just ask her when she is free
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>>702028545
Turn your phone off right now and think about what you've done, you disgusting beta faggot
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>>702028545
what a fag
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>>702028545
LoL, OP, now you look like a paranoid faggot.
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>>702028545
Dude, i want to punch your face out of existance.
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