I can't read this girl ,anons. Im 19 she's 26 and she refers to me as "kid" and childish terms. How do I get this semen demon to date me!!!!
I met her in mental health at the hospital
>it sorta triggers me
>im hard to read, im an open book
>no feminine penis
i, a random stranger on 4chan with no experience with women, has decided that you should end your pursuit of this girl based solely on these 2 texts and replace your real, meaningful relationships with porn
real life experience only comes when 20+. so you are a fucking kid. if shes even talking to you shes dtf. in which case all you gotta do is ask "when can we meet up? im horny af"
Your a faggot OP
This bitch is a crazy sjw type
and your being too nice too her
You''ve already lost, go jack off
It's too late op...
Act like an adult and be straight up. But it's likely far too late.
Say: I'm sorry [insert crazy woman's name], I just can't be friends with you if you're gonna act like a crazy ass bitch, I suggest you check yourself back into the asylum you came from, and leave me and my boyfreond alone, all I want is some big black dick and you just can't provide that, sorry not sorry bitch
teleport behind her
unsheath your katana
plunge it deep into her womanhood
and then whisper into her ear
'psshh.... nothin personnel, kid'
Not a good sign, she responded negatively.
Just bail man, the only way your having sex is if she gives you a pity fuck, i'll be following for 15 more minutes and i expect results.
Wait a minute, why is your text jumping from 5 to 7 pm, me thinks you may be faking you fag.
Write her this. My wife's did it and now he has a gf for a year.
"Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a girl( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm (insert your name here)
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD"
were you in the straighttalk giveaway thread? i posted the semen demon there
This is getting kinda interesting
one of these faggots is liquid OP
alright listen man, you gotta say something real cool to her
I'M DAT GORILLA DICK NIGGA, I MAKE THA DYKE PUSSIES WET
THIS GORILLA DICK DADDY IS MAD HUNGRY
YOU GOT 10 SECONDS TO SHOW ME THEM HOLES, OR I MIGHT KILL YA
Let me stop you right there. As someone who has dated me.talk patients and ended up in jail 2 Times, I can tell you it's not worth. Just be straight up and say you want sex or leave her the fuck alone.
Trendy fucking bullshit that doesn't actually exists.
Triggers being one. Just fucking idiots deciding that they are going to spaz out because of a word that has no negative connotations to anyone but them and that we all have to being conscious 24/7 not to use this common word around them. Fucking attention seeking cunts, thats all they are.
The same sort of people who say shit like don't label people and just treat them as individuals but come up with eleventy cunting billion pigeon holes for people - pansexual, for example.
Cunts. Worse than pigeons
NO, because i am real op
I will end you faggot
OP your only chance is a pity fuck because you're acting so beta. Just say "look I know I'm kind of a loser, and I'm not good with girls, but I wanted you to help me get some hands on experience." say it just like that and I promise you'll have a chance. She is still talking to your weird ads for some reason.
Stop being so fucking clingy, Jesus
Not saying you should act aloof, but don't force conversation, just let it happen naturally
Also I'm not gonna lie just reading your texts makes you seem incredibly boring to text
You need more spicy meme lingo instead of talking like a Facebook mom
OP this person is trying to get off on the fact that she is older than you.
Shes trying to be cool and act like its a privilege to talk to her since you are so young.
>hah im not like those young sluts you hang around with kid
>hah let me school you how older girls are
When in reality, she is just as fucking stupid and shitty as any of the young girls you associate with.
She wears glasses and tries to embody being a nerd and telling you that shes not like other girls.
Its all fucking horshit OP, girls never really mature past the age of 15 in the brain, iv seen my grandmother do some fucking petty shit to my grandad.
So dont fall for it, she just wants some young dick, so just ask her to fuck and get it over with.
It means your both robots
No normal person talks this way you reptile
Nvm I didn't read all the way OP. Not Houston girl. But this girl is pretty cute, love psycho bitches. If you put her in her place and tell her to call you sir instead of boy or kid she'll get frustrated and not talk to you for a while but just keep ignoring her and she'll be your fuck puppet. Crazy's are so easy to manipulate.
Good for you man for real, but you better alpha up on that date. Right now you're so predictably getting friend zoned
Kissless confirmed. This conversation isn't leading him anywhere except cringe town. you don't ask a girl out and when she says yes start asking for clarification because you're confused.. What. A. Fucking. Beta.
When you get to the point of plan making, like right after saying the first message of this pic>>702025428 do this, it tends to work for me
>I want to go watch a movie, disagree about it over dinner and then get naked in my apartment. Are you free tonight?
If you don't have a car to pick them up and drive them around it's a bit akward though.
You need to get to your place fast after dinner if you already know you're going to fuck.
wow you fucking idiot. lmao. cringing.
The bros here are right OP
What do you want from her ? Endless text bs when she is getting destroyed by a dude that has the balls to be straightforward
Tell her she turns you on. What is there to fucking lose ??
>wants to go out with insane girl
>asks girl out
>girl says yes
why did you not stop there and set a date, instead you continue asking about if age is an issue... who cares she said yes
Hi, this is Christy's sister. I tried to pretend to be my retarded sister, and photoshopped a ring on one of her selfies so you'd think she's married. I'm trying my best to drive you off, just please. She gave you the wrong number on purpose, which happened to be mine. I actually frequent 4chan, I can't believe you had the audacity to post her face on here. Fuck you.