Cringe / stupid shit thread
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Cringe / stupid shit thread
>>702010767
>>702010767
> don't you have any honor?
>>702011156
This fucking whore needs to die. Why do people even care about her?
>>702011318
Mental = cuck + moneybag + little bitch
Physical = fucker
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS6p8_SueE8
>>702011807
they dont she a meme now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opvCPD5ELD8
>>702011242
>>702012391
damn he looks like nicolas cage
>>702012391
https://youtu.be/5X0Vgp_vfc0
>>702010767
>2.1 GPA
It's a pathetic life when cringe threads get you depressed
>>702011904
kek
>>702010616
Could actually happen: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teen-dies-hickey-stroke_us_57c5f288e4b0e60d31dc03e7
>>702012605
it hurts
Fresh OC
>>702013260
I see.. that the incest op came back and fucked it up royally.
>>702013515
Who is Zachary Meyer?
>>702013515
Forgot to erase part of his name, oh well can't be arsed
>>702012605
He was destroye
d!
>>702013609
Dunno, found the twitter and died cringing
>>702012820
does intentional cringe count?
>>702013609
Op tried so hard
>>702011904
Fake and gay but kekked
>>702013601
Did he ever
>>702012820
>>702012391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1firrLPGcGU
>>702011242
A joke book that was written for kids isn't cringe.
>>702013934
SHIT I HAD THAT ON AUTO WTF HAPPENED
>>702014134
To adults it is you summerfag
>>702014006
>>702012820
>>702012391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpL2tFnYlQw
>>702010767
Kek ... I am an eurofag. Looked up GPA. 2.1 would suck, right?
>>702013515
This guy is a big McJuggerNuggets fan...
https://twitter.com/zacharymeyer19
>>702014526
Usually considered failing, yes
>>702014628
Fucking hell, this is cringe
>>702014419
fuck i kek'd hard
>>702014726
Nah anything above 2.0 is passing. That basically means hes just barely scraping by
>>702015122
whoops, my bad
>>702011318
Oh my god dude aspi is strong with this one.
>>702014826
Keep trying Zachary, she'll see you one day
>>702014726
>>702015122
Thanks ... Scraping it not, this fag being proud of such a low score ...wonder if he was baiting or serious and what age ... But hey, the role of the over confident crazy Asian fag in Hangover must come from somewhere
>>702014419
lol what the fuck
>>702015524
kek
Some feminist cringe
>>702012391
>tfw this guy actually knows a bit what he's talking about when it comes to drumming
gud
>>702015933
What? Wouldn't it have been better then he wouldn't have felt any pain.
Fucking feminists
guud
>>702015933
big fan of the one way street that is drunk sex
>>702015572
How mentally handicapped do you have to be to think somebody would purchase that literal turd of artwork for $10?
Shit, I wouldn't buy any piece of art for $10.
>>702016300
What the fuck is going on here
key i m done
>>702016293
Feel free to jump on cringe trip on this delusional degenerate's Twitter. It's quite impressive experience.
>>702015933
This isn't even the same thing. Who the fuck ever gets tatted up without a consensus form and being wide awake?
Rage.
>>702016463
A fire hazard
>>702016463
it s for her kek
>>702014419
what the fuck
>>702016300
and after that here>>702016591
>>702010616
Sadly this happened the other day.
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/4471274/teenager-dies-hickey-love-bite/%3fsource=dam?client=safari
>>702011318
Plz god no
>>702015933
That's basicallie right
>>702011280
"do NOT contact me with unsollicited services or offers"
>>702012391
he does have a nice fucking ass damn...
>>702011807
SHES A MEME
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>>702010767
>2.1 GPA
>>702011318
Natural Selection, I guess. honestly, could this kid be more pathetic? Be more of a bitch? Whew lad. He's obviously getting owned and seems oblivious.
>>702010767
>2.1 gpa
>2.1 gpa
>he brags about this shit
>>702016300
Fuck this ain't cringe looks delicious to me.
Would eat/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bePsGivjZpg
>>702016503
i smell cuck
>>702017000
something craigslist adds automatically unless you tell it otherwise
>>702017447
I'm 100% ok with someone eating their well done steak with ketchup.
>>702011318
>>702017556
What is "fan of undertale" even mean?
>>702017715
Undertale is a game. I'm guessing he plays.
>>702013260
where did OP go?
>>702015933
More feminist cringe
>>702017715
undertale is a shitty pixel game for hipsters.
>>702017447
That shit is so overdone you mine as well dip it in fucking mayo
>>702010616
https://youtu.be/i3BU4M0GAlA
>>702017764
I would bet money right now that the teacher was a nigger woman.
>>702017937OP of thread or of that post
>>702017556
So he's like every other Undertale fan
>>702015933
A better anology would be.
>Gets drunk
>Talks about sweet tat
>Goes to tatoo shop
>Gets a tat
>Passes out
>Wakes up to ugly tat
>Upset and and angry
>>702011369
Alpha as fuck
>>702018033
>>702013004
Are you okay anon? I actually felt the same looking at these pictures.
>>702017715
Why would someone put one oddly specific thing in your profile like that? It'd be like putting "Fan of slip on shoes" or "Fan of bust rides". Or better have just put "I enjoy video games" Why just that one specifically?
>>702017447
it's a pretty nice fucking stake m8
>>702017301
>physiologically possible
>>702017764
Underrated cringe. Gotta love teachers that barely understand the concepts they're teaching
>>702017447
You sick fuck
>>702010767
Can't be real
Jesus Christ natural selection
>>702017370
Oh damn ... Poor guy ... But it's out now ... That's not cringe but just a bit sad ...
>>702018056
Yes, most likely a Haitian. Haitians make such shit teachers
>>702018176
Because it's some cult classic shit that a subgroup of hipsters think is some new paradigm when it's just a really long ass game with bad graphics and a few interesting RaNdOm plot twists.
Honestly, it's like if someone said they like Kingdom of Loathing. He's just pigeonholing himself because he's probably a fucking idiot ass-burger playing on his parent's internet, looking for trouble.
>>702018056
Lmao, God I try so hard not to be sub consciously racist, but that was the first mental image I had too. One of my best teachers growing up was a big but had like 4 more that were so...niggerish.
>>702012605
did you hear about..he was destroyed!
did you hear about..he was destroyed!
>>702017764
please explain?
>>702017764
10 min to cut once
20 min to cut twice
omg
>>702018727
to get 3 pieces you would need 4 which takes twice as long
a.k.a 20 mins
>>702018120
He is drunk, hes holding a can and has bubbles beside his head
I still don't think you would sleep through a whole tattoo with all the noise and the pain
>>702017981
you're wearing a bullet proof vest so you want someone to shoot you
>>702017981
>>702016300
>>702016793
thats not cringe thats cute, sometimes you cant afford it all but the effort is what matters
>>702017403
That's enough interner today.
>>702010767
>2.1 gpa
>>702018890
Aw shit. I fucked up
>>702018150
I agree, he'll be getting more pussy than the average /btard but all of his conquests will have down's syndrome.
>>702018727
It takes 10 minutes to saw a board in half, right? That's two pieces. Are you still keeping up?
Ok, so imagine instead of sawing ONE spot to get TWO boards, imagine sawing TWO spots, to get THREE boards.
Sawing two spots will take twice as long as sawing one spot. So if it takes her 10 minutes to saw a board in two, then it will take her twice as long to saw the board twice to get 3 pieces.
It's really not difficult to understand. I mean it's like 2nd grade homework.
>>702013515
Sounds pretty typical of a Blackhawks fan.
>>702018829
4 of what?
i think i might be retarded
>>702015933
Translation: I want sex with you someday. Gets drunk. Passes out. Gets fucked while unconscious. Is pissed about not being conscious because wanting the sex but not unconscious.
Proof that femnazis are not capable of rational thinking.
>>702017403
Lol. The fucking last line is the funniest, you can barely see it where it gets cut off. That's where I lost it and realized it wasn't a troll.
>>702016852
that is just sad
>>702019044
>but the effort is what matters
I think so, which is why I find it cringe that they went through that trouble but nobody thought, "Hey, maybe I should wipe the fucking encrusted fungal mold off this bathroom tile before making this elaborate romantic dinner thing to take pictures of."
How can this person be serious wtf
>>702019077
aaahh okay there we go! i apologize for being such a fucking idiot. i should probably get a fucking book. thanks anon, the power of dubs bless you
>>702017764
This is the same kind of person that has no clue how to do your job but still attempts to micromanage you when they're in a supervisor position.
>>702019093
if you want 3 pieces of planks, you would need to cut twice which takes 20 minutes and gives you 4 planks.
>>702019093
He's trolling nigger. Sawing it once takes 10 minutes. Sawing it twice would take 20. The teacher was completely fucked in the head and not thinking.
>>702017848
>oh jesus
Well at least she's thinking out loud
>>702015669
Is she related to that dude from Better Call Saul?
>>702019365
>>702019375
okay thanks fags. i'm already considering suicide :D
>>702019039
So these bitches make the same comics over and over?
>>702010767
>Animator in Japan
>Earn millions
Jesus fucking christ.
>>702017981
Blue shirt guy is dressed like a weight lifter too. Makes no sense
>>702013515
This guy is beastmode, he'll probably be in prison before he's 25.
>>702019039
Is it weird to think its hot to wake up to a blowjob?
Apparently I have a rape fetish
>>702019077
Somebody give this man a handjob.
>>702019652
that looks like some good melon bread that young lady is enjoying.
>>702019762
i think we should troll this fucker some fag make a thread now
>>702019762
Kek, loving the filename
>>702019932
her tag was already leaked lol, nothing new
>>702019932
>https://twitter.com/Emilymcauliff
NEW THREAD NOW AND LINK IT
>>702013004
What's happening in your life?
>>702017764
The real cringe is that it took 10 minutes to cut through a fucking plank
>>702016293
What about T H E M O N A L I S A
>>702019800
Lots of people like mixing sleep and sex. One of my gfs favorite things is waking up to me fucking her, or just cumming in her while she's asleep.
I cant stand waking up to a blowjob though. Makes me feel like I have to piss so bad. Idk why
Someone make the Zachary thread, OP of the fresh OC post and im lazy
>>702019039
>>702020174
Well, I considered that, but it's a girl, so, you know, they're not strong like boys.
>>702019940
I'm down to do it if someone makes a thread
>>702010767
fake
>>702017301
What the fuck even is GPA?
>>702020338
I'll make one
>>702020413
Grade point average
>>702020450
THIS
if someone makes thread, link it here. Make a fake girl account and DM him for keks
>>702020261
i think that's a reasonable request. at least try it bitch.
>>702017594
Only if you accidentally over cooked your steak. Even then, you should use A1. That's what it's for, over cooked (well done) steaks.
>>702020413
Grade Point Average. 3.0 GPA is all B's (or an A to balance every C, two A's to balance a D, etc.) 4.0 is all A's. 2.0 is all C's, so not failing, but still definitely not something to brag about.
>>702012605
some autist unironically finds this shit funny
>>702017447
don't get it
is eating with knife out of cutlery set is improper or what
>>702020261
Why does this person not know how to draw well at all? None of their lines are straight or curved, they're all rough and shitty.
Is it because they are a woman?
>>702017447
well done bait
>>702020261
Reminds me of this
>>702019800
Checked.
Dude, my gf loves it. Most girls do. It's only a handful of control-freak feminists that would act like a bitch about it.
Every healthy relationship I've had that lasted long enough to include regular sex had late night/early morning sex initiated while one person still asleep as a staple of the relationships.
As far as I can tell it is, in fact, actually, as a matter of fucking fact, completely natural, and it's the feminist crybully's who are out of line about it.
>>702019652
she looks cute, but why is she barefoot?
>>702015669
Why is that cringe?
>>702020614
This is an American thing, isn't it? Also thank you, according to this I would probably be somewhere around 3.0. Maybe 3.5 or something.
>>702020919
Because EHS doesn't exist
>>702010616
wtf wheres her nipple
>>702020919
Some dumbass is suing a school because she thinks wifi killed her child. She actually believes her kid was allergic to the internet.
anyone got the Zachery links
>>702021038
Seriously?
>>702020972
Yeah, I don't know of any other countries that use it, but I haven't searched.
>>702019030
underrated post
>>702020779
Sometimes I wake up halfway through having sex with the gf. She always says that I initiated the sex. I believe this story because I've been known to sleep fap.
>>702016300
Awww fuck me, thats feels not cringe...
>>702019932
he must be autistic
>>702021046
Some people are unusually sensitive to electromagnetic radiation, though, that's just a fact of evolution. There are people who get seizures for walking or driving under the high energy power lines in some places.
It's like making fun of someone for dying from a peanut. "Like, what kind of fucking faggot dies from a peanut?
Well, as it turns out, more and more people, since we don't have as much natural selection anymore, and these hypersensitive genes are proliferating.
>>702016162
thats the fuckin dream tbh.
mods took the Zachery shit down fast
>>702017848
lol I don't find this cringy...
if she understands the reference, it's kind of cute.
but I guess if she doesn't, then perhaps that is awkward.
>>702016793
Not cringe...deep feels...
>>702021403
Well shit i feel bad now. But can wifi actually seriously kill someone?
>>702021403
> what kind of fucking faggot dies from a peanut
>>702021403
kill them with fire
>>702021473
sometimes I forget it's 2016 and fun is not allowed anymore
>>702018810
What are you implying?
>>702011280
kek, this is in my city
>>702021403
Except that's wrong. No 'EHS sufferers' have ever demonstrated that they can even tell if there's a strong electromagnetic field near them. It's all in their heads.
>>702021541
Only if they electrocute themselves when they restart their router.
>>702021403
No. They are not. Not single one of these frauds has ever been able to detect their "wifi allergy" under controlled double blind studies.
Anyone who claims this allergy is a fucking liar and moron. And so are you for fucking believing it.
>>702020261
That makes perfect sense, it's shitty to say youre gonna do something then just back out.
Maybe men just have a better sense of responsibility and fairness
>>702021684
Or fiber optic
>>702021391
top kek
>>702021541
That's the first I've heard of it from just wifi, honestly, since it's usually associated with powerful electromagnetic fields, not something a wifi router would do, but it is within the realm of possibility. However, the issue with her position is that if she reacted that way to school wifi she would have had a reaction long before then because there is wifi and higher levels of EM radiation everywhere, so, who knows.
I'm not familiar enough with the story to say, but sometimes it's just parents with dollar signs in their eyes seeing if they can profit from a tragedy.
>>702018261
>>702021736
agreed
>>702019762
>I'll explain later
hahahahaha LOST!!
>>702021798
>>702021758
Dude, if they have a doctor's diagnosis, then you need to take it up with the doc. He might be batshit crazy, but they do kind of go to school for years and are supposed to have some authority when they make a diagnosis that it isn't just hocus pocus.
>>702021971
Fucking teachers.
>>702021870
>sometimes it's just parents with dollar signs in their eyes
>sometimes
>>702021870
It's not within the realm of possibility. It's fucking non-ionizing radiation in extremely small amounts. The falloff is logarithmic, so even if it were an EXTREMELY strong signal, you would have to be right next to the source long enough for it to cook you (non-ionizing radiation only generates heat, it doesn't cause any other damage)
>>702022067
Show me a credible doctor who has made this diagnosis.
>>702014006
serious Ted Bundy-ish vibes from this vegan
it never ends
>>702022299
Check'd
>>702012605
>Did you meat?
>He had
>>702020774
>>702010616
www facebook
com
/babydew1997/videos
/1832640530292499/
some chick trys to suicide.
>>702021971
Time for home-schooling.
Fuck that bullshit. Teachers with less than a 2nd grade level education and understanding of the world.
>>702021971
this makes me salty, post more
>>702022299
maybe it was cancer wave it gived off
>>702016293
>Wouldn't buy priceless relics for 10 dollars to become wealthy once resold.
That's why you'll never be rich anon.
That's why you'll never be
>>702022330
zach is obsessed af
>>702022330
saved for future cringe threads
>>702020774
KEK
Should I??
>>702021147
Hold in there anon, there's only a few weeks of summer left.
>>702022299
Who's paying you to shill? EM radiation is dangerous. Maybe not from a wifi router, but in general it is known to cause cancer. Studies should an 80% increased probability of developing leukemia for example, when a child is chronically exposed to close contact EMR as from electric blanket.
>>702022330
This is proof that giving an autistic internet isn't a good idea
>>702010767
Fake but lol
>>702022666
nice Satan trips
>>702021403
>electromagnetic radiation
The same radiation wifi uses? That's microwave radiation. Power lines don't emit microwave radiation.
Microwave is dangerous because it heats up water very efficiently, so unless those people get burns from wifi it's placebo
>>702022330
Does he ever tweet anything else?
>>702022687
YES
>>702022505
I only have this other one that's teacher related, however have been told it's fake. Wish I had more. With common core, I bet any person with a child in school would have a treasure trove of this kinda cringe that hits you in a very different way
>>702010616
>>702022687
Fucking do it, Anon.
>>702022735
If you're afraid of the nasty electro waves, then get yourself a tinfoil hat like all the other idiots.
>>702022864
Holy fuck, I can sort of tolerate a lapse in reasoning, but this is just googleable
>>702022687
Fuck yes ans make a thread dont link it because mods will get it, just make sure it says Zachery
>>702012605
This made me autistic
>>702022735
"EM radiation" is a very vague term. It includes both ionizing and non-ionizing radiation. Ionizing radiation can cause cancer. Non-ionizing radiation has never once been shown to cause (or increase the risk of) cancer.
>>702023059
>>702022864
That's not a lapse in reasoning, that's a goddamned authoritarian ego trip that needs quashing big time.
I'd take it to the superintendent of education if the teacher didn't issue a formal apology.
>>702013260
How did it end? Did he come back?
>>702014137
it was fake.
>>702022687
Do it anon
>>702017848
he was doing okay until he tried to play that card fucking autist
>>702023059
>googleable
>April 20, 1994
But even then, that guy is supposed to be a damn teacher
>>702023019
To be fair it's the same radiation a microwave uses. But unless he gets burns he's got nothing to worry about.
tl;dr microwave waves burn skin, not explode heads
Microwave waves react pretty violently with water, making them very efficient in heating stuff up. But it uses all its energy to heat the water, so it also can't penetrate very deep. In movies (I remember they did it in kickass) people explode when put in microwaves, but the much more likely scenario is that their skin and outer "shell" would boil away
>>702022864
I would have a personal word with this man, one on one, and I think he would "understand". Adam just needs a little "meeting of the minds". to clear up his gargantuan hubris about this.
>>702011369
he seems pretty cool and that look on his face makes me think he knows a thing or two about the tornado tongue
>>702018076
thread
>>702022687
>worst tabs ever, where the fuck is how to take a screenshot
https://youtu.be/RZXcysU-sY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUnYrLKKYo
>>702023806
not a ylyl
>>702022951
thats why i smoke cigs because the cancer will show mercy with killing me
>>702023756
he right here
>>702016300
That's not cringe that's 100% poor Slav
>>702023806
Lost
>>702022839
>>702022951
>>702023169
>>702023346
>>702023794
It is done
>>702015524
if you notice she liked all his tweets
>>702011748
>the interpipes are leaking
kek'd. im willing to bet a female was responsible for this
>>702024143
>dota 2
my nigga
>>702014826
>South Elgin
He's fooked no matter what /b/ does to him
>>702024143
you're doing gods work anon
>>702024069
KEK
