No Fluffy Thread? fluffy thread
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No Fluffy Thread?
fluffy thread
They finally finished this one.
what the fuck is this shit
fucking finally, i was waiting for this all day
IT'S TIME FOR THE FARM!
>>702002693
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>>702002353
literally just mentally ill people
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>>702003127
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>>702003316
and fucking end
Why is it that these pissening shit threads are less interrupted by spider man, animal traps etc., and create less controversy then the trap threads?
calls himself an artist, guy who makes this should off himself
>>702003405
Thanks a ton man. Part 2 was my first ever fluffty comic. I remember sitting outside in the cold winter putting bags of insulation in the machine so old Butchy could insulate some walls and reading the Wolfram comics inbetween bags.
I hated that job but man did it have its moments.
Hallo gaiz.
I know my Russian friend is here, stop hiding!
>>702002353
join us...
>>702005067
Ivan Denisovich,here!
>>702002887
Kill yourself retarded nigger
I want a humble, polite orange fluffy that will nap on my lap and that will happily hang out with me while I play video games and read.
>>702007078
and I want to peel your fluffies face back with a skillet before I cut and eat it.
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>>702002877
checked
Anyone want some OC?
Just submitted it to the booru this morning
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>>702007804
there's literally nothing illegal about fluffies... except maybe for copyright...
>>702007916
>>the joke
>>702008244
That artist never fails to deliver.
it's odd, I only check these days to see if there is a new fluffy thread...
>>702008244
>>702008522
Nice dubs guys.
>>702007804
nigger
>>702008028
Hydrangeas are also toxic to fluffies?
>>702005800
First part?
>>702007860
I saw one of those awhile back except there were a bunch of mares in a room blindbolded and gagged as well as bound and the babies were free to roam around and suck on any of the tits.
Anybody have that or equivalent?
>>702008722
doh shit
>>702008722
Aw shit my first dubs on /b/ since like 2006.
>>702008874
Poisonous to cats, dogs, people and apparently fluffies - yeah.
>>702009086
They are called "Milkbags"
>>702007804
>>your head
>>702001462
when is this shot gonna die? Why hasn't spiderman stopped you yet?
>>702008874
more like they where treated for pests
>>702009279
>Poisonous to cats, dogs, people and apparently fluffies - yeah.
Mother Nature is a cold-hearted bitch.
>>702009540
Faggot
>>702009702
They are not natural
>>702009618
You could kill a human adult with the poisons from hydrangeas.
>>702009801
I don't even.
>>702001462
>>702010182
1/4
>>702010614
2/4
>>702007629
Is this some kind of fucking joke? This is literally ripped from a higher quality comic. Seriously, is there some kind of internal Fluffy-booru meme I'm missing here?
>>702010774
3/4
>>702011175
4/4
>>702010969
>ripped from a higher quality comic.
Bullshit, I just fucking made this
>>702011290
Sorry, dude! When it comes to the "Mother sacrifices her child to the Sketti machine to feed herself/make milk for her other babies" story, someone already beat you to the punch. Looking for it now...
>>702011641
So there's only allowed to be one single sketti machine story?
>>702008874
>>702009279
Also bad for horses
>>702011744
I mean, you didn't put any kind of twist or anything on it. You just rehashed somebody else's work.
Here's a sketty machine stry
>>702012302
that one really isn't in the spirit of the other guy.
That's some trying-too-hard-to-be-actually-cute shit.
>>702012302
Close, but not exactly the one I'm referencing. There's a story where a mother sacrifices her baby to the sketti machine to make milk for her other babies, and the machine doesn't give anything out. I'm pretty sure it was from one of the more popular artists...
Someone post "Good manners are all that matters"
>>702012722
Flugby time!
> Be guy sitting in house. Bored as fuck.
>see a herd in your backyard.
>Smarty is just sitting there. Staring at you.
>Atleast you think he's the smarty. He is just staring.
>The entire herd is sitting there staring at you.
>Freaky as fuck. You ignore it and play vidya.
>A few hours later the herd is just sitting there watching you.
>Feeling uneasy now.
>One of the little babies of the herd scoots off his mother's back and crouches to take a shit.
>Oh fuck no nigga.
Continue? Y/N
Weirdbox is best box
>>702013257
Continue
>>702013277
>Weirdbox is best box
>>702013351
>>702013375
>You open your backyard door loudly. You open your mouth to scream at the baby but then the smarty walks up
>He bops the baby on the nose and it goes back to its mother. The mother carries the baby away from your lawn and come back a few moments later.
>The herd continues to watch you and stare. The smarty walks up to you. His light blue fur darker from the dirt and other materials stuck to him.
>He stares at you and you look down at him.
>You lift up your boot and prepare to stomp his fuzzy little face off.
>"wiww hoowmin heaw smawty out?"
>You pause briefly to consider what is happening...
CONTINUE? Y/N
>>702013620
No duckfag
Also, flugby time
>>702013735
Do it
Also, flugby is best flugby
>>702013735
Continue.
Is there anyone intrested in flugby?
>>702013952
>You lower your boot gently. Let's hear this fucker out.
>He explains that his herd was attacked by another herd and their nests were taken.
>Looking up you can see he isn't lying. A few fluffies are covered in blood, one of them is limping painfully, another has tear stains going down her face.
>You sigh and decide to show the fucker mercy.
>Not without payment of course.
>You point a finger at him.
>"You can stay, but you have to choose which one of your fluffies will take forever sleepies"
>Counting all the fluffies in his herd you count eight adults and four foals. Two mares and six males.
>The fluffies all begin shivering and shaking.
>The smarty looks up at you again
>"can smawty tawk too hewd fiwst?"
>You nod and sit. Waiting to see his judgement.
sleep tight
>>702014301
fuck. forgot the
CONTINUE? Y/N.
I can make it longer if you guys want. Just trying to keep it short and sweet right now.
I genuinely want to know what is wrong with you loser faggots. I see 8 of these threads the one time a day I check /b/ for 10 minutes and they get 300 replies in ten seconds. Is it a joke I don't get? Do people find it funny or amusing? Is it a sexual fetish? My only hope is that it is the same fucking scum of the earth that literally just makes these all day and only relies to his own thread instead of thousands of other degenerates
>>702004345
>getting triggered over drawings on the INTERNET
Maybe you should follow your own advice, eh?
>>702013277
I thought it was sadbox?
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>>702014362
Yes, continue.
How is death a payment?
>>702014540
You didn't answer my question weeb
>>702014301
Do it
Also, flugby
>>702014583
Its a sacrifice!
A life to save the lives of others.
>>702013712
well, wolfram's humans really sucks
>>702001462
How come there's almost no fluffy rape?
>>702014637
It honestly depends on what kind of fluffy it is
Abuse works as a sort of stress ball
Hugbox shows off how cute fluffies are
Weirdbox for keks
I have no idea why sadbox exist
>>702014909
Delivering flugby rape
Is that ok?
>>702014257
of course
>>702012157
The autism is strong with this one.
>>702014691
>>702014583
>The smarty spends sometime with his herd. They are all talking. They talk for about half an hour. The smarty walks back up to you and looks up.
>The smarty looks back to his herd and back to you.
>"S..smawty am weady.. jus.. keep fwiends safe"
>Wait what?
>"Smawty wiww take foweba sweepies.. just keep hewd safe.. dey good fwiends since wittle babbeh.."
>Dis nigga.
>You take the smarty by the mane and carry him inside.
>You bring him into your basement and find an axe.
>You can hear the cries of the herd outside.
>"pweeze.. keep hewd safe..." The smary mutters.
>You sharp the axe as you hear the smarty sing a mummah song to himself. Probably to comfort himself before his death.
>You grab the axe and lift it. You make sure to position it so it'll split his skull open and not slice his head off.
>You won't make this clean for him.
>...you won't let it be quick.
> .......you won't.
CONTINUE? Y/N.
never understood this shit
>>702015026
As much as I hate seeing fluffy threads I do appreciate your helpful answer. Thank you anon
>>702015026
>I have no idea why sadbox exist
catharsis
>>702015026
>I have no idea why sadbox exist
Feels
>>702014372
christ, I'd love to see your expression if you ever stumbled on a Mai Chan dump.
>>702015149
Continue.
>>702015222
Probably just be a second of blank disappointment as a scroll to page three before moving on with my day. Same with fluffy, trap, and cock rate threads
>>702015149
CONTINUE!
>>702015077
Here, have more flugby
wtf is this?
More flugby
>>702015618
Happy black Batman I think.
>>702015337
>You swing the axe down and it clungs right next to the smarty's head. fucker didn't even flinch.
>Smarty looks up at you. His eyes wide with fear.
>You keep swinging the axe down and down again missing every time.
>You can't do it.
>You've met plenty of smarties that cause you problems.
>This guy didn't cause a problem. He actually went out of his way to avoid that.
>Didn't interrupt your gaming, Didn't let his baby poop in your yard.
>The hell is this guy?
>You untie the smarty.
>You've been alone for awhile.
>Some company might be nice. even if they are fluffies.
>You hear a screech from outside.
>Smarty and you rush to the door. You keep Smarty at bay with your foot and walk outside.
>You see one of the mares on the floor panting heavily and screaming. A few fluffies walk around you. One of them really cautious of you.
>That is when you hear it...
>"BI...BIGGEST POOPIES!"
>Fuck.
CONTINUE? Y/N
>>702015222
Ponyfag coming In, and damn are those some nice fucking trips!
>>702001462
fucking stupid retarded faggot thread?
fucking stupid retarded faggot thread.
>>702015697
Continue.
>>702012692
I love how you can shit talk my comic, but when it comes to actually posting proof you fall incredibly short.
>>702002353
it's been around that long now if you have to ask you're a rampant newfag
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>>702014372
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>>702015618
See >>702005503
Also, flugby
>>702014909
There's LOTS of fluffy rape. Especially in pillow-fluffs
I genuinely dislike fluffy thredas, but this green text is a pretty good read annon
>>702016080
I remember the one he is talking about. Your comic is poorly drawn and adds nothing to the foal/spaghetti machine world.
Anyone lurking for flugby?
>>702015900
>You rush to the mare. Pink fucker here is giving birth.
>A lot of the babies she pushes out are stillborn. Most of them runts, a lot of them crushed.
>Two little babies are still alive.
>She sniffs them both and takes one putting it on her teat and the other is pushed away.
>You bit your lip and ask her why?
>Nu..nu smewwy pwetty.. the mare mutters weakly.
>You pick up the little guy and bring it back inside. The smarty jumps around you
>"what happen?" he shouts
>You hold the baby up to him and he smells it.
>He sighs loudly.
>Smarty seems to be deep in thought. You need to give this guy some food right away.
>You poor some milk in a bottle, mix it with water and bit of honey..
>Little fucker drinks all of it. While you wonder when did you become such a faggot.
>Smarty walks up to you.
>Hoomin. Smawty hab idea...
>Smarty brings you to the bathroom.
>You begin to question if this guy is even a fluffy.
>"hoomin gib babeh baf, use sh..sha...magic wawa!."
>Woah.. this nigga. Ain't afraid of water
>You sigh and do it. Just to see what happens.
>You go outside and hold it to the mother who sniffs it again.
>Is...is gewd babbeh..
>Victory. Fucking yes.
>You see smarty watching from the door.
>All the fluffies too busy to notice him.
>You have a stupid idea.
CONTINUE? Y/N
>>702016330
I got you fam
>>702016219
i guess actually smart smarties are the next evolution after smarties. its hard to explain why a selfless herd would survive though, too many predators want a free meal.
>>702016387
>y
goddamnit anon, this better be good.
>>702016330
no
>>702016387
Yes, continue. You don't have to ask. We are watching.
>>702005503
New to this. Seems interesting though. Thanks anon!
>>702016607
>>702016387
>We are watching.
Continue...
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>>702016442
Where in the booru can I find these magnificent works of art?
>>702016596
Fuck off ponyfucker
>>702016414
sketti machine = salty
>>702016757
I have no idea dude. Pretty sure I picked up most of this stuff here.
>>702016757
booru rejects all the poorly drawn comics
>>702016561
>You take smarty into the living room and sit down with him.
>You explain your idea to him.
>This little fucker's eyes are growing wider with every word. His mouth opens up and he just nods.
>He is practically crying when you finish.
>You decide to get to work. This going to be a lot of work but it'll be worth it.
>After a few days of fixing up the house you let smarty in on the big reveal and tell him to wait.
>You call all the fluffies in your backyard over.
>They are all still pretty pissed at you for giving them a bath. Smarty was the only one who didn't fear water.
>The babies growing nicely. Even the little runt.
>No other ferals have entered your field yet either.
>You walk with the fluffies all of them silent. Probably fearing another bath.
>You open the door.
>"SMAWTY!" they all shout in unison before slamming into him with a hug.
>Laughter and playfulness are heard throughout your house.
>You explain the situation to the fluffies. They all nod in agreement. Some of them are completely stunned by the idea.
>You take the best out of the lot. Not for their colors but by how they behaved. You watched them everyday to learn their behavior.
>This better not be a complete waste of time.
----------EPILOGUE----------
>Smarty and others are walking around your basement. A lot of fluffies are fenced in a play area.
>"NU MAKE BAD POOPIES! POOPIEH PWACE DERE!" you can hear him shout. The mares are teaching others how to take care of runts, poopie babbehs, and other issues.
>All the fluffies down here are ferals. They were going to demand land but after dispatching their smarty they either ran or stood stunned. The promise of spaghetti, new homes, and happiness lured them back in.
>You have started to drive a profit by your fluffy teaching program. People have come to you to buy fluffies, train their fluffies, and even started calling when a herd has appeared in their yard.
>Aside from financial shit you don't even lift a finger.
TBC.
>>702017164
Its a damn shame really. Shit is pretty funny.
>>702016757
Papa flugby himself (the creator) gave me them, they are not in the booru, but he has a real accont, Onion_Bubs
>>702001979
I dont undertand the whole story thing there is more of it than just the comics or what?
>>702017203
>The fluffies do all the work and what do they pay you with in return?
>Unconditional love and freedom.
>You quit your day job and work from home now. You have a tidy sum of money. With more savings for retirement than ever before.
>The fluffies practically worship you. Some see you as a savior.
>The original herd still lives with you as permanent members of the household.
>Smarty is still defacto leader.
>occasional threat arises but you and smarty deal with it.
>Very few fluffies have died by your hands. Most are accidents or just birth defects.
>You have love, money, and happiness.
>Payment Received, Fluffy.
>>702017203
That's was really cute. Thanks Anon!
>>702017768
>Booster Rockets Go!
>>702017475
That was one of the better stories.
>>702018050
Pretty sure this is the same artist?
>>702017203
Amazing story anon.
>>702001462
It's funny to me that something done to make fun of bronie autism has developed into it's own type of autism.
bump
I hope I have enough time to dump this set.
I thought this set was pretty funny.
>>702019452
everything degenerates when it's highest ideals are that of satire. its like what happened with /b/, we called each other fags for years and now /b/ is full of gay and trans porn.
>>702019992
Flufy from da hood sheeeeeeit
>>702020395
Working getting in the way. heh
>>702007804
fuck you
>>702019401
My favorite artist. Who is it?
This is all I have. Not sure if there was a continuation
>>702016532
In my opinion, I think these litter pal fluffies have the worst life has to offer.
>>702021230
I remember seeing more in a different thread, never saved it though.
New fag here. Tell me what the fuck this things are. Please no "kys newfag ahahahah"
>>702021418
See this image:
>>702005503
>>702021418
They are a prime example of autism.
>>702021418
On of the last good things on /b/
oh man i thinik i've heard of this
is this jissouseiki
>>702021418
Hello newfag, welcome to /b/
Do what this post says >>702021526
And keep in mind what this image states about them. They deserve all the abuse.
>>702021418
Fluffy ponies are basically punching bags. Pretty much every shit quality you can find in a human jammed in a make believe creature.
>>702017475
SCREENCAP THIS PLEASE
Are jissouseki threads b& on /b/?
>>702021646
>>702021942
hug box was were it started though. the proliferation of smarties and fluffy on fluffy violence was something that was never supposed to happen. fluffies that hurt other fluffies should have serious mental pain from it. they started as the "perfect pet" then became "shit rats" now they're embodiments of all human sin. simple minds stop seeing them as half toy half animal genetic freaks and rather as little stupid people rather than the fallout of actual human sin
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>>702022159
>Are jissouseki threads b& on /b/?
Not that I'm aware of.
>>702022100
Someone just uploaded it on the booru it looks like..
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/41153
>>702022159
Fluffies are the new jissouseki
>>702021646
>>702021942
Don't listen to these two, most of the time fluffies are just cute things getting hurt for no reason.
>>702022239
(cont.)
so now rather than seeing these formerly innocent creatures get hurt from their own stupidity and naivety, we see shit stains that only deserve to be wiped out from the face of the planet. the two groups truly are vastly different. the smarty behavior is not something every fluffy is born with. in fact, it's supposed to be quite rare, but their behavior leaves the innocent hungry, mamed, or dead in their daily wake.
>>702023411
Shut up horsefag go back to jerking off to MLP characters.
>>702014257
Haha me
>>702023534
old school fluffies suffer daily abuse because they left the safety of mumma/daddy. new school fluffies dont need no stinking parents because they weild violence successfully every time, even if they get instant karma later
I've never understood what this threads are about. What is the point of them? I'm not hating, I'm genuinely curious.
Postin some fresh OC, what do you all think?
>>702024498
See this image
>>702005503
>>702024345
new school fluffies are thugs, bullies, warmongers.
they're enfmongers, hellgrimlins, and shitrats
Ppst the flugby where the smatry has property ownership papers
>>702024498
also see my reflections on someone whos seen a bunch of this stuff and conflict within the fandom
>>702022239
>>702023534
>>702024345
>>702022239
>>702023411
These fucking guys would love to pretend its all cute and innocent, but these pony fuckers were the ones that sidelined fluffy and made it into the punch bag abuse craze it has become.
>>702021164
Spoosh.
>>702007804
ugggghhhh
This is the most autistic shit on /b/
>>702024895
no way, fluffies are vehicles for suffering, we agree there, but where we disagree is that they have to be shitty and abusive themselves to deserve this suffering. they don't. they don't belong in this world because they're too soft, too delicate, too trusting.
>>702006939
Are you really trying to say that anyone who enjoys this isnt mentally retarded?
>>702025397
How can I claim this title o' wise anon?
Bump
>>702018443
>>702024895
>>702025415
because they're artificial and meant for children is why they're too soft.
>>702025455
this is an example of what fluffies really are. they're punching bags because they're soft, easy to cause pain and invasive pets. they start off with joy, then something bad happens, then it gets worse, the end.
alternately, they're already suffering because they're not in the environment they're designed for, indoors with environmental control. then more suffering happens, not necessarily because of their own fault and especially not because they're violent thugs.
>>702007804
FUCK!!!!!
>>702022159
no
but good luck keeping the threads alive
>>702014372
So the half dozen or so dick rate threads that are always near the top of the board don't bother you, but this does?
Go back to kikebook.
>>702021418
>kys newfag ahahahah
>>702026745
don't feed the trolls anon.
>>702014372
This guy started the last 3 trap threads and a special boi pussy thread just minutes ago because some how they are different.
>>702007804
You're an asshole, and I am a superstitious fuck.
I hate you. So much.
>>702027215
Never feed the trolls.
Bumping for fwuffies
>>702004811
Kek that made my sides hurt
>>702003405
I... What happened to the author that he made such a disturbed story as that? Did his parents get murdered in front of him or something? That shit ain't right.
>>702023411
Well it's not exactly for "no reason".
Fluffys are:
1. Genuinely innocent, loving, kind and welcoming. Every fluffy pony wants nothing more than to live peacefully with their family and friends. Even the smarties were originally well meaning, just kind of arrogant and stubborn.
2. Vermin. They are the definition of vermin as in a nuisance animal. They breed like rabbits, shit everywhere, and are capable surviving on just about any diet. They also have NO natural predators according to the soft canon. Animals can sense something unnatural about them, and while this means they are often hostile to fluffy pints hey also don't hunt them for food.
>>702002887
So every sadist big or small are mentally ill? Nah man chill we just like to see cutesy-fantasy animals die.
>>702006939
You to stfu and chill ffs!
>>702008722
>>702008522
>>702008244
This shouldn't be possible!
>>702001462
what's the point of these worthless, edgelord threads?
>>702009540
Your god is dead normie pesant!
So is this an autism thread?, I'm not insulting the fluffy posters but is this now classified as an autism thread now?
>>702002693
Don't get it
>>702031103
> I don't understand it so it must be worthless and stupid
You must be a Republican
Best fluffy thread in ages, 10/10 boys
>>702031447
The owner has some device that he can activate to cause the foals pain (like a shock collar or something) and triggers it when the foals hug their mother, so they think she's hurting them.
>>702008244
the only good one
>>702016145
>>702014909
Pillow fluffs and foals... Always tends to be the smarty because reason?
>>702001979
I hope that I never see this assholes "work" again.
>>702021333
Close call with milkbags imo
>>702012722
What is that some sort of neckbeard song ?
>>702009086
Who is this artist again?
>>702016632
Fluffpile? Never heard that before. Is it just as the name suggests or something more retarded?
>>702032514
It's not that pillow fluffs are more likely to be smarties. It's that smarties are more likely to have their legs cut off for being smarties.
Similarly the foal smarties are just starting to display smartie behaviour, nobody's had the chance to kill them for it yet
