Weird shit you think only you do
>I like to take all my clothes off to take a shit at home
>>701999279
>I pretend to be afraid of dogs
I'm really not
i call OP a straight alpha sometimes
>>701999279
Not weird at all, I've been doing that forever
Also, I always piss in the sink. Even if I'm in someone else's house.
I enjoy the smell of my dick after a few days of not washing
I only ever shit at home.
>>701999624
I piss in my sink in the bathroom when my toilet is only one meter next to it.
1. perfect height
2. barely need to aim
3. waste only minimal water
4. I get to look myself in the eye in the mirror while pissing
>>701999279
Putting peroxide In my ears. If I have a big scab. I wait a week then put peroxide on it and watch it turn white. It's weirdly satisfying.
>>701999624
>>702000238
>sink master-race reporting in
>>701999931
Same
>>702001447
Nigga what
>>701999279
i do that too
>>701999931
Me too. But for some reason hotel rooms are also okay with me.
I do not understand these fuckers I see unloading a bucketful of steamers in the men's room at McDonalds, or at a highway rest stop. I'd rather die from chronic constipation.
Sometimes I get bored and cut designs into my skin. Not deep enough to scar, just like the top couple layers of skin. Like drawing with a scalpel.They go away after they heal usually.
I eat my own boogers because
1. sometimes i try to clear my nasal cavity for easier breathing and its too bothersome to have you throw it in the toilet or something
2. its healthy for you
>>701999279
>ever since i've been exercising, at every lunch break at work i go to the toilet just to check out my abs to see if i'm getting more shredded
>i take pics of my dick sometimes when it's hard. i don't send them to anyone or anything i just check it out then delete afterwards
>>701999931
>only ever shit at home
Where else would you shit? Someone else's home?
>knock knock
>yes, anon?
>I gotta shit
>oh, well come on in! We can't have you shitting at your own house!
>>701999279
Fucking same
I rub my dick against my blanket, hand over blanket on top of my dick thats under the blanket, and with the other hand, i use that one to rub it against the blanket. Feels good.
>>701999279
hah hah hey i'm new here but storm is a good thing i think because all the crops need water and a storm is a good way to get water to them so that people can eat. even black people but i do worry because sometimes they will take the food and you won't have any but besides that black people are okay.
>>701999279
When cooking for myself I often use huge amounts of garlic, just so I can enjoy garlicy farts later on.
>>702002110
sure Steven go to bed.
>>702000238
that is so unhygienic. I I try to not piss in something withe that kind of water trap.
>>702001923
Lost
>>702002210
hah hah i am not sleepy but i do get sleepy sometimes and don't tell my parents but i am not asleep i'm on my phone and they don't like it when i do that but i like when it storms because it makes me sleepy and sometimes i fall asleep with my phone in my hand. and hah my middle name is stephen but i wish it was steven like you said and hey how are you
>>701999624
>flop out dick
>turn on tap
>piss as hard as you want
>wash cock and hands
>dry on GFs towel
Fuck yeah.
I hold in my shits until I can't hold them in any longer amd then I take a shit. It feels so good but looks so wrong.
>>701999624
Sinks were fucking straight up made for men to piss in.
I uses sinks as bidets because amerishit is weird about them.
>>702002363
stop doing drugs Steven
>>701999279
I do that. On occasion I'll do it in a public restroom if I have the time and it isn't frequented
>>702002189
>garlicy farts
>>702002463
Oh yeah, my weird thing is that when I'm home alone I like to start screaming at the top of my lungs like I'm brutally murdering someone.
Yes I am a psychopath.
>>702002473
How would you position yourself for that?
>>702001923
I feel bad for responding.
>>701999279
I like to take my shirt off to shit. So refreshing.
>>702002652
No. You're a fucking retard.
After I nut I almost always click off whatever porn I'm jerking off to and say, "filthy fucking slut" under my breath.
>>702002652
Settle down, fag
>>702002659
I just sit on the sink bowl. Not hard really. It's helps if your a skinny shit like me.
>>702002795
Come to my house I'll show you how retarded I am.
>>702002888
i guess
>>702002825
Wife is gone right now so currently screaming at top of lungs.
>finger the shit out my ass- empties you more and feels good and bad
>piss in bathroom and kitchen sink when the toilet is right next to me
>spend half an hour minimum on toilet fingering and playing mobile games
>use household objects as cum rags:
>curtains
>cushions
>back of couch
>other peoples clothes
>pull out hairs all over my body
>stand and look at myself in the mirror and do dumb shit in total silence for like 15 minutes straight
>pick both nostrils at the same time with my index and middle finger in and outward motion
>hold my hands above the toaster until I can't bare it
>when I was a kid I would curl my hair in my fingers until I got big bald patches
>inspect my shit texture and aesthetics
>jerk off into my fireplace
>research pornstars private lives
>speak memeingly out loud when im alone and then feel depressed about it
>>702002813
>to myself
>>702003043
>>701999730
my nigga!!
I like to put my finger in my buthole and smell it
>>702002895
I dont think he needs to, you're displaying it perfectly here.
>>702003078
Alright.
i like to smell my own FARTS!!!!! O.O
I can't be the only onez rite :/ ?
its gross but for sum reason I like the smell >_>
im not alone with this am I !? :P
>>702003194
That's exactly what I'm screaming
>>701999279
>get changed in front of my window so my neighbour across the street can see
Wait.
Is this thread all b8?
everytime i need to fart i put my hand in my pants and cup it so that when i fart i can put it to my nose and sniff it.
>>702003482
I only like to do it like this
>>702002189
>>702001935
Some people leave their house anon.
>>702001935
some people actually go outside for extended periods of time. i know it sounds crazy to you but trust me people do it.
>>702003078
Ctnd
>after nutting tell the say fuck off to the video
>wipe my boogers in peoples cars, my own car, peoples household objects etc
>sleep on my couch instead of my comfy bed ten seconds away because I'm a lazy cunt
>go the kitchen and eat like 5 packets of crisps, meat, sweets and drink like 3 glasses of water before bed and wake up starving
>feel like passing out for not eating for two hours
>brush my hair with my fingers for hours on end
>deliberately stare at a girl in an oathish predatory way knowing fine well they know because I'm a big guy and nobody really starts shit with me ever
>stand next to my bed in pitch black for minutes before getting into bed for no reason
>burp over and over and over until I feel sick
Whenever i get a blister in my mouth i often poor salt on it for the sheer sensation recieved from the "different feeling of pain"
Besides that, i dont really have a fetish for pain in any way.
>>702003078
y'all need Jesus
>>701999279
pluck my nipple hair with tweezers
>>701999279
>I walk around naked all day and do everything naked when I'm alone
I swear these threads, at least the first few replies, are word for word the same each time...
>>701999624
me too! I do this mainly at nights when I work and I don't want to wake up the people.. it is silent compared to flushing a toilet.
>>702003078
>>702003881
I have read some shit
>>702002680
>muh bait
Retard detected
>>702004116
do you sleep naked aswell?
when i wash my hands with soap i rinse, then wash again with clean soap to get the "dirty soap" off
>>701999478
why the fuck
Sometimes when I'm busy and i have to take a shit, ill cross my legs and hold it in for hours just to see how long i can hold it for. Then i take a great, eye watering shit later.
>>702004135
That's every thread on /b/
>>702003851
>Because you can keep a gas in your hands.
>>701999279
Years ago, I had this weird rash in my left hand. I got some meds from the doc, and it went away. But it left this weird sensation in my hand. Every time I run my hand under hot water I get this pleasurable almost orgasmic sensation. I've scalded my hand doing this.
>>702003851
This is known as a 'cupcake'
Do it myself from time to time.
>>702004282
This triggered me.
>>702003614
Dude do a vocaroo of that, that sounds hilarious
Jack off in public toilets, knowing there are guys in the stalls adjacent doing the same
>>702004268
Nope. In an old-timey diving suit.
>>702003078
>>702003881
Your kind of fucking filth can only be cleansed by fire...
>>702004427
Didn't read, too fucking focused on this majestic creature.
>>702003078
Comforting myself by believing im very far away from you. Disgusting piece of shit.
>>702004579
People have said that image needs to be a meme
Holy my shit in on purpose because it feels good.
>>702004386
This fuckin guy
>>702004543
Actually laughing my fucking ass off on the bf1 beta reading this
>>702004386
the smell sticks to the skin and with the "cup" formed around, he makes sure that most of the fart actually lands in the hand and settles on the skin instead of floating off right away
-anon, fart scientist
>>701999279
fartin on my fingers and smell it.
>>701999279
I've always done that. Pooping with a shirt on is just weird, and potentially messy. But now that I live alone, I'm usually already nude, because sitting on a towel is more efficient than wearing clothes. I no longer need to wash my hands every time I pee, so they don't get cracked and bloody at the start of winter. Free heating, so it doesn't cost me anything.
>>701999279
I do that too. I cant take a shit whit any clothes on. And i cant take a shit at public toilets.
>>702003482
Newfag
wtf nigger
Sometimes, i don't wipe on purpose and get a rash that feels good scratching.
>>701999624
Yes!
>>702004670
Dude I'm having a heart attack because I'm laughing so har-
>>702001931
>>702002455
>>702004059
>>702004116
this is completely normal
>>702004282
... So you just clean your hands?
>>702004758
>Pooping with a shirt on is just weird, and potentially messy
What the fuck are you eating?
>>702003881
You seriously might be autistic bro
>>702004862
Another sacrifice for the noble Tapirs.
>>702004742
You deserve a blood diamond for this.
Every time I order pizza I use a different accent
>>702002316
The toilet has literally the same design. Dumbass.
>>702004972
Dicknose
>>702004427
>>702004670
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!
Be evangelical n shit at work and make up bible verses
>>702005090
See
>>702004972
Idiot
>>702002110
you're going to do great things here kid.
>>702005053
Tapirs only laugh at such comments
>>702004427
>>702004579
>>702005090
>>702004670
>>702004862
>>702004972
>>702005053
>>702005188
Oy vey!
>>702005175
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!
>>702004955
I mean if the shirt is long. I don't own any shirts that stop above my navel, so they would get messy.
Sometimes when im with my gf I fuck her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>702002363
keep it up steve
>>702001698
nah when duty calls sometimes you got no choice. just put down toilet paper and wash your hands after.
>>702005245
SHUT IT DOWN
I always wash my dick in the sink after pissing. Except when I'm at work.
Feels good man.
I never shower after I have sex because I like how my pussy smells after and I always take huge whiffs of my panties anytime I'm in the bathroom
>>702005434
Stop LARPing
>>702004918
It is definitely not normal to hold in a shit as long as you possibly can, the fuck nigger.
>I need to listen to music while I shit or else it hurts when it comes out.
>>702005008
whenever I heard music on my headphones I have the urge to run. No kidding.
>>702005371
Dude what. This one is straight out of my nightmares.
>>702005772
Yeah, I usually listen to death metal and it all comes out like fresh toothpaste.
>>702005008
through the internet? how do you pull that off? please don't tell me that you actually talk to people
>>702005371
How could something so sinister looking exist in this beautiful world?
I grow my pubes out so long to the point where I have split ends, pluck them and eat the split tip
>>702005919
Tapirs are quite friendly anon.
sometimes i don't want to make noise when farting, so i delicately strech my anus with my index, not puttin it entirely, just enough to...stretch, and it's like the wind of victory, i can feel the warm of my success
I always push out my blackheads with a coin, usually in the car because of the mirror.
>>702003482
Nah, I definitely do this
>>702006209
I'm sure they are but that one was straight out of a hellish dimension.
>>701999279
lmao i do that too.
>>702006137
See >>702006209
I purposely hold my poo in when I need to shit. It feels really good. Also makes boring tasks kind of fun while doing it. Probably something to do with my prostate?
>>702006470
Wtf he hung af
>>702004918
plucking my nipple hair is normal? didn't know that... I'm a guy and only do it because I like the feeling when they plop out
>>702002813
Mommy issues detected
i send what i find in my nose everywhere around me. I really need to sweep my place.
>>701999279
I act like my possible depression is normal human emotion.
>>701999279
I always do that, it asserts your dominance
>>702006668
it is, dumbass
>>702003881
"im a big guy"
For... Us?
I break into this abandoned hospital to jack off. I can only finish when I feel like I might get killed by monsters.
>>702005371
reminds me at the rape horse from berserk
>>702006668
>doesn't know about depressive realism
Welcome to the master-race anon
>>702002450
Are you me except the gf part?
i wash my ass in the sink after wiping my ass taking a shit
>>702004331
That's not normal, you just enjoy the finer things in life
Like taking an humongous stinky shit in your toilet
>>701999624
I love you anon. Glad to know I'm not the only one.
Cum on my stomach when im fapping, then wipe it of in undies and keep them on. Not a gay thing, a lazy thing
>>702006059
It's the only thing keeping me ordering via phone
>>701999279
I do that too.
Stand up when wiping my ass
>>701999279
I do that occasionally.
>>702007328
Wtf dude
>>701999279
I like to ejaculate through my clothes.
Also, I consistently plan for every contingency I can think of - including me stealing things.
I've gone through with it enough that I've amassed a good number of iPhones.
I never go for the wallets.
I grow my pubes out and tie them into a bow
>>702004955
Checked and I poop with my shirt on. No pants, if I have pants near me I cant shit at all.
>take a shit
>done
>stand up and wipe
>bring poopy toilet paper right up under my nose, without touching
>inhale deeply and very slowly
>keep doing it
Fucking hell, it's primal I tell ya. Gives me an amazing high. Not "lol weed" high, but temporary euphoria. Can't even be bothered that it smells bad, cause to me it smells good, and also has all my natural pheromones and scents and shit. Mmmmmmm.
>>702003078
>piss in bathroom and kitchen sink when the toilet is right next to me
>piss in the kitchen sink when the toilet is right next to me
Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen, anon?
>>702005423
Same here, needs to be clean to when I suck it later.
Shit standing up
>>701999624
Pissing In Standing Sink (PISS) is truly evolved manhood.
>>701999624
Also, sink pissing allows for me to easily clean my dick after i piss
I like to put a plastic tube from my anus to my nose and sniff when I'm alone.
>>701999279
i do that too. i like to shit naked
whenever i take a particularly big shit it makes me kind of cum, like not full on but significantly more than pre-cum. anyone else? it's not that it feels good or it's conscious, but maybe my prostate gland is getting hit and so about two or three mins after it makes me cum
>>702007401
I think that is normal. Is like 50-50, other people prefers to wipe their ass while they sit in the toilet.
>>702009186
>being this gay
Sometimes when I have to take a huge dump I whisperscream "Ka...me...ha...me...haaaaAAA!!!" while the log comes out.
>>702009186
Try fapping while putting something up your ass, thank me later.
>>702009186
its called being gay
>>702009306
>>702009470
it's literally involuntary, and I don't feel it or get pleasure from it so how can it be gay? if anything it's fucking annoying, as I go for a shit, get back to my room and then I've got to clean up again (uncircumcised)
>>702009454
tempting
Pace around my apartment for hours when no one is home and talk to myself, or "others".
This includes having debates, arguments, and imaginary perfect conversations with people I wish I was close to.
This morning I had a three hour long stargazing conversation in the shower "with" my friend's sister explaining that I signed up for the NASA program where they text you when the ISS is in your view.
I then asked her to get close to me so I could show her where it is, followed by where Mars was.
I masturbate everyday every years
>>702007401
I've never wiped while sitting. The toilet is like a shit hotbox, and I don't want to sit on it any longer than I need to.
Also, touching the toilet seat with my arm isn't appealing.
>>702009822
Come on where the fuck do you think you are fuckboi? Welcome to the herd, we've been daily wankers for decades.
>>702001935
A magical place called work. It's a mythical place where lybrals never show up.
>>702009822
You monster
>>701999279
I fucking do this too.
>I hump something instead of use my hands to masturbate
>>701999931
tara?
>>701999279
>Usualy put my knee on the ground to be at the right height to pee
>>702009655
Do it, you won't regret it, I promise you, and it's normal.
>>702004972
Let's see some beastiality with that thing. Dick nose and a tongue women leave their husbands for. Someone, anyone?
I like to masturbate to women farting
>>702009719
I definitely recite imaginary conversations with people, but only what I'm going to say, I generally don't construct dialogue for the other person, unless it's just a simple prop statement that I can shoot down with my argumentative skill
>>702010718
sorry but i do the same.
>>702009719
Oh hello, sad pathetic mirror.
One time I had been drinking, got a little carried away. My conversation at the time was with a girl I kinda dated in high school. We were just laughing and talking about old times, I guess I was too loud because my neighbor across the hall came and banged on my door. I was too mortified to answer and have never been able to look him in the eye since.
I am saving up to move now.
Anyone else squat over the toilet to shit?
I like to draw little comic strips in especially dirty urinals with my fingers.
I KNOW it's terribly unhygienic and fucking gross, but it started off as a prank in high school and it turned out to be something I really enjoy.
In 20 years they'll remember me and my art as the piss-casso.
>>702011028
found the autist
>>701999478
This is one of those things that just wut
>>701999624
99% of the time I piss I piss in the sink
>>702010920
Were you reciting both lines of dialogue loudly or only your responses?
Sometimes I like to fuck pillows
I do a captain morgan style leg stance whenever i piss, anywhere. I dont know why, but makes me piss a bit extra and i feel better. Also, i often destroy the hierarchy of dogs in a home, if i.visit.said home often enough
>>702011293
but why thou
>>701999279
I clack my bottom jaw side to side to the rhythm of songs and shit.
>>702011153
I know it's bad, but it relieves stress.
Piss-casso needs to express himself. I'm on the road all day, and truck stops are the perfect victims.
>>702011648
I try to use my fingers as a graphic equalizer if that counts.
>>702011648
Whenever I'm in a bad neighborhood i dk this very pronounced so people think I'm a dangerous junkie. Not for safety just cause i don't want people talking to me
>>702011695
shit i guess i cant judge i do weird shit to relieve stress
paint on, pisscasso
>>702001923
Feel ya,
I eat my eye boogers too. Pussy cream and general crusts are on the menue aswell.
>>702011416
I was mostly just saying my half, every once in a while I might chime in with affirmations or "yeahs" from the other people but the meat of their replies is usually in my head.
I enjoy eating pussy, and often look for girls in clubs who will let me eat them out. And thats it, i dont ask for reciprocity.
>Im female by the way
>>702008140
Are you me?
>>702010952
Squatty Potty masterrace
>>702012170
is that supposed to be weird?
also,
>tits and timestamp or gtfo faggot
>>702001698
I go out and take dumps in public bathrooms on purpose. Idk why...
>>702005245
kek
make sandwichs at 4am without the involvement of drugs.
>>702012487
For a straight woman to.enjoy the feeling of eating pussy? Yea its weird, and fuck you, tits or gtfo only applies to when.ypu attention whore on here, im only saying im a woman cause if a man did this, it -wouldn't- be weird
I've tried to drink my piss in the shower because it arcs like a water fountain
>>702005772
I have to have the tap running or the noise of my shit psychs me out
I like to piss all over the walls/stalls of bathrooms in restraunts that I will never be in again
>>702002895
I never that I'd see that post in my life.
>>702012799
Then you aren't straight.
>>702000238
almost every man does this. i do it every time, even at other peoples houses.
>>702011984
Eh, chances are he just thought you were on the phone and being too loud. Plus through the wall he likely couldn't make out any specifics, just general noise.
>>702007328
same here anon, every time
>>702012982
Fuck, better tell my husband then.
Thanks Dr. Numbnuts
>>702012799
Actually, it'd still be weird because most men want some form of reciprocation for their efforts. Especially because most pussies don't exactly taste or smell delightful
>>702012879
Grant?
>>702013050
sometimes piss sprays everywhere if i'm not paying attention but just grab the hand towel and wipe the sink off quick. put it back. boom! clean sink. no need to clean the bathroom anymore.
>>702007328
>Not a gay thing
Not even close to a gay thing
T. Faggot
>>702001935
I used to go to my ex's house just to shit because they had a bidet.
I'd call her father and tell I was coming over for a shit.
>>702013137
>implying that it's impossible to be lesbian when in a relationship with a male
You just found out a little later than most :^)
>>702013225
And thus enters my problem, of that i think pussy smells and tastes amazing. Like, mouth watering skip meals to eat pussy amazing
>>701999279
Have paid a "high class" escort £200 to take a shit on my chest while jerking me off
Wasn't pleasurable at all, but at least that fetish is dead and buried
I must put a slice of cheese at top of the bread or it will drive me crazy.
>>702013707
is high class really only 200$?
>>702013707
Shit, well, atleast you are a better man for it. Also, did she need to know in advance, or did you just say, "shit my fuck up, fam"?
>>702011542
it's a better height for me, toilets are generally too low down and means I have to wipe the seat when I inevitably cover it in piss (when I do use the toilet 99% of the time I don't lift the seat just cause lazy)
It also feels quicker? I like that it feels more efficient. I also like that there's no flush, just blast the tap for a second
>>702013895
Will outright refuse a sandwich or burger if it doesn't have cheese
>>702012799
sorry but you're not straight
I love wearing neckties and suits but i have no reason to wear them. So when i'm alone I put on a nice suit and smoke a cigarette to feel cool. I sometimes act out movie scenes while doing it.
>>702001698
Why are you hanging around the bogs at McDonalds you creepy fucking weirdo
>>702013942
It's £ so closer to $260 for like 30 mins, seems like a lot to me. But I guess shitting on someone isn't exactly high class behaviour...
>>702013978
Was pre-arranged on the phone, worst conversation of my life
i wear a fedora to bed.
>>702013707
kek, where abouts in the uk u from m8?
>>702014367
if i wasnt scared of being mugged by my expectations of there being a not so friendly pimp id consider that a great deal.
>>702013978
>shit my fuck up
>>702014493
Of course you do, you mountain dew breathing faggot
>>702014241
I used to do that when I was 16
>>702007929
i just spat out my irn bru. kek
I'm here for the tapirs, if that counts
Also do that jaw clacking and finger visualiser thing with music, often while walking home from the bus stop
Get some weird looks every so often
>>701999624
I sometimes do target practice into the little hole in the back of the sink. It's kind of like those amusement park games with the water gun
bake cookies and eat ice cream every weekend
I put a thin sponge between my ass cheeks so my farts are silent. It also filters out the carcinogens.
>>702014707
Tapirs are love, Tapirs are life
>>702013707
A High class escort would charge you about £400 to leave her house.
You've had Candice from Bolton shit on your chest and over paid for the privelge
>>702014571
Nah just do it, ive seen a load of escorts on adultwork, not once was a pimp involved.
Not that I recommend everyone do what I did, but I feel better knowing what its like and not wasting hours a day fantasising about it
>>702014504
London
>>702014705
ay fellow scotfag
>>702002033
I do this and feel that no one gets it!!!!
i dont like urinals
>>702014971
I actually went to hers, she was surprisingly accommodating
>>701999931
Yeah me too, if not my anus shrink too soon and everything goes dirty
>>702008274
lmao
>>702015060
>vote Aye
>>702003078
I used to curl my hair up when I was a kid too but now my hair sticks up all over the place and I have a random grey patch on the back of my head.
>>702009454
It comes out slowly and feel good man
>>701999279
When i know no one else is home, as I walk around i put my arms out n pretend I'm a 747, i make jet engine sounds n pretend to land.
>>702009719
Every. Fucking. Day. Actually relieved I'm not the only one.
>>702010382
i do the same and i'm sure to aim with precision
>>702003482
I do that too
>>702013050
you're fucked.
>>702010718
I do this as well.
I used to box, and sometimes, when I'm alone, I punch my hand because I miss the feeling.
>>702004427
I have this as well, in-between the knuckles. I often stand for ages just running my hands under hot water
After my girlfriend left me I started talking to myself or to "her".
I tell her how much I miss her how good or bad my day is going, I explain her that i'm going crazy with love and that I'm even talking to myself now.
I try to stop myself but I can't: it's like watching me in a movie from the outside.
It happens mostly when I'm driving and I can see the other people's reaction, that's when I realized that I've actually been arguing with someone that is not there
>>702015859
they'll just think you're talking on the hands-free car phone
When I masturbate I spit on my hand and wipe it onto my bell end for lubrication.
I play with my nipples incessantly, it's both calming and arousing.
I'm 30 years old and I still suck my thumb. I also smell my pillow constantly.
>>701999279
Sometimes when on a crowded train I'll see someone and take an instant dislike to them
Will then proceed to establish some form of physical contact with them, normally my arm/hand brushing along their back, not so much that they will take offence, but enough to make them visibly uncomfortable.
I used to lick my fingers and spread the saliva on my ears when they got too warm ._.
>>702016226
>Using spit as lubrication
Woah there m8, u better get check out
>>702004116
I do this. You're not a man until you feel hot grease splatter all over your dick when you're cooking.
>>702011695
>Piss-casso
Lost
>>701999931
Fuck off Finch
>>702017130
I now regret not typing Pee-casso
>>702016504
Yes, and in eyes when they get dry
>>702004742
If you want maximum fart you need to be sitting in the bathtub. Hold a glass upside down just below the water surface where the fart bubbles rise.
>>701999624
Sometimes you just have to piss in the sink... Every home bathroom should have a urinal.
>>701999624
I piss in the sink at other peoples houses too... It's not weird.
>>702003482
> fbpicture
nice bait anon
When I do actions that require left/right body parts, I feel uneven and I immediately have to repeat that action with the other corresponding part. Ex: scratching my left arm is always followed by scratching my right one even if I don't have to.
>>702002652
so fucking cringy
>>701999279
after i piss i m wipping my dick on the wall or the cracks between the tiles...
>>702009719
I do the exact same thing while I'm in bed. A lot of the time, I explain things to imaginary people. Just random things that come to mind. I whisper my conversations so that nobody in my house can hear me.
remembering embarrassing shit I've don't then involuntarily swear really loudly / end up violently jerking hand into something. Worried at some point I'll do this in public.
>>702003319
Same, actually. And it feels really good to scratch that area where your ass crack and lower back meet.
>>702000238
My sink is also my urinal. Turn the water on for like 3 seconds and all that piss is flushed, instead of using like 3 gallons. My sink is the perfect high for my to rest my balls on the edge and the bonus is that I can wash my hands while I piss.
>>702001923
It's not healthy for you wtf it's considered one of the germiest places of the body.
I'm nude in my own home about 99% of the time. As soon as I get home I take everything out of my pockets and put them on my desk then I get naked.
I only wear clothing when I have to leave the house. When I have company over usually all I wear is a pair of basketball shorts.
>>701999931
Yea, me too. I just can't stand the thought of some skin cells from some asshole at work coming onto contact with my ass. I would kill myself if I got splashed with any water from the toilet.
>>702013137
yeah, eating pussy and other way around in bathrooms while having a husband, who is more fucked up,u lesbo cheating bitch, or a faggot with a confused lesbo bitch ass wife, or u n him are both gay, and he sucks and fuck gay ass in the other bathroom, kys
>>702002033
I do that too. Also I used to use a technique I called the "No Clean Up"
Basically I'd tent a Kleenex (the really soft kind with aloe) over my cock and jack off. When I bust all the nut stays in the tissue. No nut on the floor, blanket, chest...
