Weird shit you think only you do
>I like to take all my clothes off to take a shit at home
Not weird at all, I've been doing that forever
Also, I always piss in the sink. Even if I'm in someone else's house.
I piss in my sink in the bathroom when my toilet is only one meter next to it.
1. perfect height
2. barely need to aim
3. waste only minimal water
4. I get to look myself in the eye in the mirror while pissing
Me too. But for some reason hotel rooms are also okay with me.
I do not understand these fuckers I see unloading a bucketful of steamers in the men's room at McDonalds, or at a highway rest stop. I'd rather die from chronic constipation.
>ever since i've been exercising, at every lunch break at work i go to the toilet just to check out my abs to see if i'm getting more shredded
>i take pics of my dick sometimes when it's hard. i don't send them to anyone or anything i just check it out then delete afterwards
hah hah hey i'm new here but storm is a good thing i think because all the crops need water and a storm is a good way to get water to them so that people can eat. even black people but i do worry because sometimes they will take the food and you won't have any but besides that black people are okay.
hah hah i am not sleepy but i do get sleepy sometimes and don't tell my parents but i am not asleep i'm on my phone and they don't like it when i do that but i like when it storms because it makes me sleepy and sometimes i fall asleep with my phone in my hand. and hah my middle name is stephen but i wish it was steven like you said and hey how are you
Sinks were fucking straight up made for men to piss in.
Oh yeah, my weird thing is that when I'm home alone I like to start screaming at the top of my lungs like I'm brutally murdering someone.
Yes I am a psychopath.
>finger the shit out my ass- empties you more and feels good and bad
>piss in bathroom and kitchen sink when the toilet is right next to me
>spend half an hour minimum on toilet fingering and playing mobile games
>use household objects as cum rags:
>back of couch
>other peoples clothes
>pull out hairs all over my body
>stand and look at myself in the mirror and do dumb shit in total silence for like 15 minutes straight
>pick both nostrils at the same time with my index and middle finger in and outward motion
>hold my hands above the toaster until I can't bare it
>when I was a kid I would curl my hair in my fingers until I got big bald patches
>inspect my shit texture and aesthetics
>jerk off into my fireplace
>research pornstars private lives
>speak memeingly out loud when im alone and then feel depressed about it
I like to put my finger in my buthole and smell it
i like to smell my own FARTS!!!!! O.O
I can't be the only onez rite :/ ?
its gross but for sum reason I like the smell >_>
im not alone with this am I !? :P
>after nutting tell the say fuck off to the video
>wipe my boogers in peoples cars, my own car, peoples household objects etc
>sleep on my couch instead of my comfy bed ten seconds away because I'm a lazy cunt
>go the kitchen and eat like 5 packets of crisps, meat, sweets and drink like 3 glasses of water before bed and wake up starving
>feel like passing out for not eating for two hours
>brush my hair with my fingers for hours on end
>deliberately stare at a girl in an oathish predatory way knowing fine well they know because I'm a big guy and nobody really starts shit with me ever
>stand next to my bed in pitch black for minutes before getting into bed for no reason
>burp over and over and over until I feel sick
Whenever i get a blister in my mouth i often poor salt on it for the sheer sensation recieved from the "different feeling of pain"
Besides that, i dont really have a fetish for pain in any way.
I swear these threads, at least the first few replies, are word for word the same each time...
Years ago, I had this weird rash in my left hand. I got some meds from the doc, and it went away. But it left this weird sensation in my hand. Every time I run my hand under hot water I get this pleasurable almost orgasmic sensation. I've scalded my hand doing this.
People have said that image needs to be a meme
the smell sticks to the skin and with the "cup" formed around, he makes sure that most of the fart actually lands in the hand and settles on the skin instead of floating off right away
-anon, fart scientist
I've always done that. Pooping with a shirt on is just weird, and potentially messy. But now that I live alone, I'm usually already nude, because sitting on a towel is more efficient than wearing clothes. I no longer need to wash my hands every time I pee, so they don't get cracked and bloody at the start of winter. Free heating, so it doesn't cost me anything.
Another sacrifice for the noble Tapirs.
I always wash my dick in the sink after pissing. Except when I'm at work.
Feels good man.
sometimes i don't want to make noise when farting, so i delicately strech my anus with my index, not puttin it entirely, just enough to...stretch, and it's like the wind of victory, i can feel the warm of my success
i wash my ass in the sink after wiping my ass taking a shit
I love you anon. Glad to know I'm not the only one.
I like to ejaculate through my clothes.
Also, I consistently plan for every contingency I can think of - including me stealing things.
I've gone through with it enough that I've amassed a good number of iPhones.
I never go for the wallets.
>take a shit
>stand up and wipe
>bring poopy toilet paper right up under my nose, without touching
>inhale deeply and very slowly
>keep doing it
Fucking hell, it's primal I tell ya. Gives me an amazing high. Not "lol weed" high, but temporary euphoria. Can't even be bothered that it smells bad, cause to me it smells good, and also has all my natural pheromones and scents and shit. Mmmmmmm.
>piss in bathroom and kitchen sink when the toilet is right next to me
>piss in the kitchen sink when the toilet is right next to me
Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen, anon?
Pissing In Standing Sink (PISS) is truly evolved manhood.
I like to put a plastic tube from my anus to my nose and sniff when I'm alone.
whenever i take a particularly big shit it makes me kind of cum, like not full on but significantly more than pre-cum. anyone else? it's not that it feels good or it's conscious, but maybe my prostate gland is getting hit and so about two or three mins after it makes me cum
I think that is normal. Is like 50-50, other people prefers to wipe their ass while they sit in the toilet.
it's literally involuntary, and I don't feel it or get pleasure from it so how can it be gay? if anything it's fucking annoying, as I go for a shit, get back to my room and then I've got to clean up again (uncircumcised)
Pace around my apartment for hours when no one is home and talk to myself, or "others".
This includes having debates, arguments, and imaginary perfect conversations with people I wish I was close to.
This morning I had a three hour long stargazing conversation in the shower "with" my friend's sister explaining that I signed up for the NASA program where they text you when the ISS is in your view.
I then asked her to get close to me so I could show her where it is, followed by where Mars was.
I masturbate everyday every years
I've never wiped while sitting. The toilet is like a shit hotbox, and I don't want to sit on it any longer than I need to.
Also, touching the toilet seat with my arm isn't appealing.
I definitely recite imaginary conversations with people, but only what I'm going to say, I generally don't construct dialogue for the other person, unless it's just a simple prop statement that I can shoot down with my argumentative skill
Oh hello, sad pathetic mirror.
One time I had been drinking, got a little carried away. My conversation at the time was with a girl I kinda dated in high school. We were just laughing and talking about old times, I guess I was too loud because my neighbor across the hall came and banged on my door. I was too mortified to answer and have never been able to look him in the eye since.
I am saving up to move now.
I like to draw little comic strips in especially dirty urinals with my fingers.
I KNOW it's terribly unhygienic and fucking gross, but it started off as a prank in high school and it turned out to be something I really enjoy.
In 20 years they'll remember me and my art as the piss-casso.
I do a captain morgan style leg stance whenever i piss, anywhere. I dont know why, but makes me piss a bit extra and i feel better. Also, i often destroy the hierarchy of dogs in a home, if i.visit.said home often enough
I was mostly just saying my half, every once in a while I might chime in with affirmations or "yeahs" from the other people but the meat of their replies is usually in my head.
For a straight woman to.enjoy the feeling of eating pussy? Yea its weird, and fuck you, tits or gtfo only applies to when.ypu attention whore on here, im only saying im a woman cause if a man did this, it -wouldn't- be weird
I've tried to drink my piss in the shower because it arcs like a water fountain
sometimes piss sprays everywhere if i'm not paying attention but just grab the hand towel and wipe the sink off quick. put it back. boom! clean sink. no need to clean the bathroom anymore.
>Not a gay thing
Not even close to a gay thing
it's a better height for me, toilets are generally too low down and means I have to wipe the seat when I inevitably cover it in piss (when I do use the toilet 99% of the time I don't lift the seat just cause lazy)
It also feels quicker? I like that it feels more efficient. I also like that there's no flush, just blast the tap for a second
I love wearing neckties and suits but i have no reason to wear them. So when i'm alone I put on a nice suit and smoke a cigarette to feel cool. I sometimes act out movie scenes while doing it.
It's £ so closer to $260 for like 30 mins, seems like a lot to me. But I guess shitting on someone isn't exactly high class behaviour...
Was pre-arranged on the phone, worst conversation of my life
Nah just do it, ive seen a load of escorts on adultwork, not once was a pimp involved.
Not that I recommend everyone do what I did, but I feel better knowing what its like and not wasting hours a day fantasising about it
After my girlfriend left me I started talking to myself or to "her".
I tell her how much I miss her how good or bad my day is going, I explain her that i'm going crazy with love and that I'm even talking to myself now.
I try to stop myself but I can't: it's like watching me in a movie from the outside.
It happens mostly when I'm driving and I can see the other people's reaction, that's when I realized that I've actually been arguing with someone that is not there
When I masturbate I spit on my hand and wipe it onto my bell end for lubrication.
I play with my nipples incessantly, it's both calming and arousing.
I'm 30 years old and I still suck my thumb. I also smell my pillow constantly.
Sometimes when on a crowded train I'll see someone and take an instant dislike to them
Will then proceed to establish some form of physical contact with them, normally my arm/hand brushing along their back, not so much that they will take offence, but enough to make them visibly uncomfortable.
When I do actions that require left/right body parts, I feel uneven and I immediately have to repeat that action with the other corresponding part. Ex: scratching my left arm is always followed by scratching my right one even if I don't have to.
I do the exact same thing while I'm in bed. A lot of the time, I explain things to imaginary people. Just random things that come to mind. I whisper my conversations so that nobody in my house can hear me.
My sink is also my urinal. Turn the water on for like 3 seconds and all that piss is flushed, instead of using like 3 gallons. My sink is the perfect high for my to rest my balls on the edge and the bonus is that I can wash my hands while I piss.
I'm nude in my own home about 99% of the time. As soon as I get home I take everything out of my pockets and put them on my desk then I get naked.
I only wear clothing when I have to leave the house. When I have company over usually all I wear is a pair of basketball shorts.
Yea, me too. I just can't stand the thought of some skin cells from some asshole at work coming onto contact with my ass. I would kill myself if I got splashed with any water from the toilet.
yeah, eating pussy and other way around in bathrooms while having a husband, who is more fucked up,u lesbo cheating bitch, or a faggot with a confused lesbo bitch ass wife, or u n him are both gay, and he sucks and fuck gay ass in the other bathroom, kys
I do that too. Also I used to use a technique I called the "No Clean Up"
Basically I'd tent a Kleenex (the really soft kind with aloe) over my cock and jack off. When I bust all the nut stays in the tissue. No nut on the floor, blanket, chest...