Welcome to club KEK, the hottest spot in the city. inside are bangin tunes, hot bitches and drugs of all sorts.
Singles = not welcome
Dubs = come on in!
trips = V.I.P. table with champagne and shiet
Quads = Back room lounge with waifus begging to suck your dick
Quints = you are now the owner of club KEK, you can basicly do what you want.
you certainly are, non-black person. come on in
>*clears throat and limits and dubs*
...I'm on the list
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! PIGDOG, I WILL HAVE YOU GASSED MARK MY WORDS IF YOU DO NOT LET ME IN THIS INSTANT!
my jizz smells like antibiotics, coming thru
Quints = you are now the owner of club KEK,
It is now Jesus' club KeK
Let me in or I'll murder you for supporting the Empire!
LISTEN BODY GUARD U WANT A BODY MASSAGE OR WHAT, ILL MASSAGE UR LIL FUCKEN NUTS AND ILL MAKE U KEK REEL GOOD ALL OVER MY FUCKEN FACE
NOW LET ME THRU I GOTTA WIPE THE CUM OFF ON SOME BITCHES TITTIES
-EL HARAMBE (THE CHOSEN FEW)
let me in nigga