>Wake up still drunk
>Mother is at sister's house
>They need help moving some furniture
>They both go lay down on the bed
>Sister has tiny booty shorts, nice legs, bare feet all pointing at me
>Get funny feeling on penis
>Take out my phone
>Double check all sounds are off
>FUCKING SHUTTER SOUND GOES OFF
>what the FUCK
>They both stare at me
>It's obvious I'm taking pictures of her sexy legs
>Start getting hot as fuck, sweating
>Trying to keep a poker face
>Pretend to be texting
>Walk out in shame
Just kill me fam. Why the fuck did the shutter sound go off??
You are fucking retarded. You could've just said you were taking a momento photo of them being tired after moving shit. But no, you were sperg lord and fucked it up. You deserve the shit they're gonna give you.
Just fucking say you wanted to take a picture for a memory of you guys moving shit together. All it takes. Even if it still sounds kinda weird it' better than saying you were taking creep shots.
>find the installed camera apk on your system and move it to pc
>rename to .zip and open it
>look for the shutter sound file (probably .ogg) and edit it to silence
>move back to phone and install
Not sure if that requires root but that's how I did it
Even if not, OP has to be a dumbass not testing that beforehand. Sometimes it's a problem and you can't disable the sound, unless you hack the phone. Still - not knowing how the phone will behave is clearly a mark that OP is dumb a fuck.
That's why I deleted it right away
>browse /b/ every day
>literally tonnes of porn, of all different shapes, sizes, variety, including wincest
>still get turned on by sister
If this is true you deserve all the awkwardness and scolding you get, you fuckn sperg who cant control 1 horny moment
open the door naked with the weeknd playing
Every phone Ive ever had, LG, Samsung, etc. has had this as a standard. Why would they not include the option? Thatd be dumb as fuck.
post a pic, remember to change the filename from facebook stuff.
>Why would they not include the option? Thatd be dumb as fuck.
It's required by law in some countries.
I had a chinese phone once that also wouldn'T let me turn it off.
I think there were some other things like a Nintendo DS camera that are also required to announce to everyone that you're taking a photo.
One app I once used had the ability to turn shutter sound off in the settings, but opened a popup stating that I should inform myself about the local law regarding shutter sounds and that it might be illegal in my country.
Holy shit what do I say, my heart is beating fast as fuck now
No way, keep in mind she's coming here soon.
Please, roll something reasonable and I'll say it
>I know you will be here soon, but honestly I would feel alot better knowing you were ok with it, and no Im not drunk
Say, "(Her Name), Ive seen you grow from a young girl into a beautiful woman. Every day you develop more and more and every day I find myself becoming more attracted to you. Meet me (insert private place here). I want to talk."
OK you no good Turkeys I have reached my wits end all I wanted to know was how to "make" wine and now I wake up to the famous orange reddit envelope of Shit sent by dozens of malicious Snakes in the grass saying the rudest swears and mocking "bluo blou blah blah baby" insults and impersonations NOT even accurate while your grease hands slap the ergonomic Keys summoning of the sewer shitgod Trollman of online to do a powerful kick textually at my Electronic Reputation, second of all dont you have anything to do better than "troll" people online, I mean with this election coming up is there REALLY HONESTLY nothing you can spend your time doing, better, than trolling? Really? Really? Really????? Its a fools Errand because there is always someone trolling you as well, always someone one layer deeper laughing at You, instead all the while, and further more back to the subject at hand I have enormous biceps.
Lastly, Google, defines badass as "a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person." So checkmate Fuckers I am two out of three of these, because I am tough because I know that life isn't all Sugar Candy and Minuets, and because I am uncompromising because I know that to compromise the morals and ideals that make this country (America) the greatest on god's green earth is to compromise the very soul of wit which is brevity so let me wrap this up for you slimey Beasts: My Biceps are perfect and my prophecy is perfect and my wine knowledge is getting better and I have reported Each and Every one of you Gods Failed Children to Conde Nast's CEO for deportation and enhancged interrogation (man in Scumbag Steve mask puchnes your dick and balls until you sign binding nondisclosure agreement and agree to drink Pepsi exclusively during 20s and 30s (most important marketing years)) Bye
No wincest today lads, good try OP
Fuck you dude I don't even know why I did this
Oh shit nugget what are you doing
It's your only option OP. post number even dictates it. R.I.P in pieces, friend.
you already admitted to having taken a pic of her legs and butt. you admitted that you backed out of it right away because of embarrassment. and now you do exactly the same line and expect it to be believable? no, OP, just no.
but u have to.. Make sweet love 2 me!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self / 'man, if this works, I'll get my cute sister to finally love me as I want her. And I'll ride the cool roller coasters! C'mon luck be a lady tonight! *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so *adjust collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
A real man wouldn't want to fuck his sister so bad
Send her dick pic. She thinks youre drunk faggot.
Whats the worse that can happen. Sorry I was drunk I've just been a little depressed lately but I won't do it again I promise.
"I'm not really drunk, I'm just shy. I want to have sex with you. I'm totally serious. I don't need an answer right away, but I hope you'll really think about it. I have, and I'm sure about this."
That's not how this works OP! I worked too hard for those fucking trips!
OP, stop with the anime memes and apologizing more than once. Women like men who are assertive (not rape-y assertive). I don't know your sister, so I don't know what she likes, but I doubt she enjoys your cutsey, timid responses. This is a spicy situation, you gotta be spicy!!!
Op could be fuckin her right now. But he fucked it all up.
If only he were more confident...cause she sounded into the idea until he was all like jk nvm.
He was all like "I'm just lonely" what a fucking beta bitch.
You're right anon... I just wanted to believe. Meanwhile at OP's house however.
She's still texting with you...
Don't scare her and maybe you'll get laid, faggot.
Remember to deliver.
Will op ever return? Will he ever get to Jack it to his sister's feet? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion!
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should have said you were sending them to a girl you were talking to that has the same shorts and you were going to be all "they look better on you" and send her the pic