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FUCK

>Wake up still drunk
>Mother is at sister's house
>They need help moving some furniture
>Help them
>They both go lay down on the bed
>Sister has tiny booty shorts, nice legs, bare feet all pointing at me
>Get funny feeling on penis
>Take out my phone
>Silence everything
>Double check all sounds are off
>Snap picture
>FUCKING SHUTTER SOUND GOES OFF
>what the FUCK
>They both stare at me
>It's obvious I'm taking pictures of her sexy legs
>Start getting hot as fuck, sweating
>Trying to keep a poker face
>Pretend to be texting
>Walk out in shame

Just kill me fam. Why the fuck did the shutter sound go off??
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>>701975130
You are fucking retarded. You could've just said you were taking a momento photo of them being tired after moving shit. But no, you were sperg lord and fucked it up. You deserve the shit they're gonna give you.
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>>701975130
Just post pics /b/ro
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>>701975322
I deleted it in case they were going to check.

>>701975316
Yeah I wasn't thinking quick enough...I made myself look like a huge creep taking pictures of my sister like that.
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>>701975130
If this story is true, post the picture. If you dont, you are a lying faggot and I will not give you my time.
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>>701975130
kys
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>>701975426
Fake and gay
We're done here bois
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Fuck she just sent me this
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>>701975833
Just fucking say you wanted to take a picture for a memory of you guys moving shit together. All it takes. Even if it still sounds kinda weird it' better than saying you were taking creep shots.
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>>701975130
op your story is good but is still only 50%
need dat pic for make it complete or none of us can fap
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>>701976044
I deleted it though, she might ask to see it if I say that. And it was straight up just her legs and ass
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>>701975833
"yeah I wanted to capture that moment of finally being done with the moving. Why? Did it bother you?"
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>>701976265
Well just say you didn't save it because it didn't turn out good. This isn't rocket science.
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>>701976265

Use DiskDigger app for android after she checked. Don't be a pussy annon share with us
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LOL, the snapshot sound goes off on purpose to stop creepshots
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>>701975130
The shutter went off because you're a newfag. You have to either root to remove sound or use a third party spy app
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>>701975130
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>>701976469
This. Will recover shit you deleted in less thAn 5 minutes
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>>701976621
WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS

did I save it?
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>>701975130
liar no one is that idiot.
also you should have said, that you took the pic using the front camera by mistake.
>also shutter never becomes silent
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>>701976621
>find the installed camera apk on your system and move it to pc
>rename to .zip and open it
>look for the shutter sound file (probably .ogg) and edit it to silence
>move back to phone and install
Not sure if that requires root but that's how I did it
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>>701976788
Was that so fucking hard?
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>>701976847
My shutter is silent...?
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>>701976788
yes you did. see, she doesn't want to believe that you are a creep, so she will believe otherwise. you just had to give her an out
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>>701975130
its outstanding to me how the entire time i was reading your story,i was completely thinking about hot elsa and those big blue eyes hahahah
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>>701976788
She wants it anon. Nice dubs too
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so post pic of sister....
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>>701975130
>Get funny feeling on penis
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>>701976621
Wat. No you dont? Its literally just a setting you can turn off.
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>>701977456
Do you think all phone are the same?
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"I was just screenshotting some dumb shit on facebook"
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>>701977456
WELL I fucking turned everything off and I double checked and it STILL went off.

Senpai is coming over and I'm excited. Maybe I should stop drinking
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>>701977456
Not everyone has joined the glorious SSG evolution.
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>>701975316
>>701975426
Could've been worse. What if they asked to check, and all there was to see are a hot pair of legs+booty.
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Tell your sister that you would like to bang her
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>>701977564
Even if not, OP has to be a dumbass not testing that beforehand. Sometimes it's a problem and you can't disable the sound, unless you hack the phone. Still - not knowing how the phone will behave is clearly a mark that OP is dumb a fuck.
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>>701977674
Forgot pic

>>701977739
That's why I deleted it right away
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>>701975130
>be op
>browse /b/ every day
>literally tonnes of porn, of all different shapes, sizes, variety, including wincest
>still get turned on by sister

If this is true you deserve all the awkwardness and scolding you get, you fuckn sperg who cant control 1 horny moment
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>>701975130
Oh sorry about what happened early, i was taking a selfie and thats why i GoT so nervous, izi pizi
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>>701977802

open the door naked with the weeknd playing
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>>701977804
Dude my sister is an easy 9/10, it still feels awkward being attracted to her though especially when I'm drinking. And she's like super nice to me too
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>>701977802
Take a picture with her
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>>701977564
>>701977674
>>701977721
Every phone Ive ever had, LG, Samsung, etc. has had this as a standard. Why would they not include the option? Thatd be dumb as fuck.
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>>701977802
say "Stay so I can eat you"

>then if she reacts neg say "eat *with you"
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>701978015

post a pic, remember to change the filename from facebook stuff.
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>>701978015
Get her drunk and bang her.

also, dont forget to take pics
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>>701978142
rolling for this
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>>701978116

>Voice control
Now imagine OP mumbling "c-cheese" while taking the creepshot.
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>>701978142
You are a fucking god, how much pussy do you get a week?
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>>701978160
I had to do it famalan
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>>701975833
"Yeah bitch, you looked hot as fuck. Come sit on my dick."
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>>701978477
Mein sides
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>>701978477
5/10 had me believing
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>>701978477
>send a dick pic dubs demand it
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I want to believe
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Ok faggots dubs decide what to say next
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Can i be honest? I was taking pics of ur sweet ass back there, Honestly I can't even guarentee your dog will keep it's virginity after a day with me. Not drunk either.
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>>701979175
can I hab de pussi?
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>>701979316
reroll
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>>701979175
Make sure you're holding a cake when you answer the door anon.
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send me a pic of your tits and ill stop drinking
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>>701979355
WINRARRRE
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>>701979355
>>701979355
WINRAR
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>>701978116
>Why would they not include the option? Thatd be dumb as fuck.
It's required by law in some countries.
I had a chinese phone once that also wouldn'T let me turn it off.
I think there were some other things like a Nintendo DS camera that are also required to announce to everyone that you're taking a photo.
One app I once used had the ability to turn shutter sound off in the settings, but opened a popup stating that I should inform myself about the local law regarding shutter sounds and that it might be illegal in my country.
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>>701979355
kek
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i gotta ask, you have always been attractive, maybe you could do me a favor and show me those tits?
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>>701979355
There is NO way I'm saying that, sorry
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>>701979504
reroll
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>>701979588
OP is a faggot, abandon thread
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>>701979504
rolling for
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>>701979657
re roll
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>>701979588
dubz demand
your own dubz confirm

>say the first part and leave off the part about the dog
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>>701979639
Holy shit what do I say, my heart is beating fast as fuck now
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>>701979588
Come on OP, Dont be a pussy ass faggot, besides you have the drunk get out of jail card.
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>>701979504
Say this op! Blame it on the booze if shit goes south.
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>>701979851
>can I get a pic? I deleted it because I was too embarrassed when you caught me.
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>>701978160

A. Because taking a dick in your ass makes you gay.
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>>701979957
rolling
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>>701979957
rerolloo just dont ask for a tit pic.. just ask for a pic and see what she says
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Ask her for nudes
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>>701979433
You know what, youre right. As an American I only really think about other Americans here, and I forgot some Chinese phones do that. You right.
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>>701980059
reroll
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>>701979957
chekkem
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>>701979504
roll
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>>701975833
This is as close as youll ever get to wincest.
Dont fuck this up.
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>>701980133
Winnrar
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>>701980133
Do it
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>>701979957
rooooollllll
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>>701979851
She probably knows you're an autsitic sperg lord and that's why she keeps humoring you
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>>701979957
rolling
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>>701980059
do it faggot
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>>701975130
Why the fuck didn't you go into the other room and take a test pic first
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>>701980133
WINRar

>drunk & horny is your excuse mate- you are clear to launch

*Stands up and gives salute as the /b/ National Anthem plays
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>>701980369
Who the fuck takes 'test pics'
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>>701980478
same guy that posts in the creep thread all day
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>>701980478
Anyone with sufficient paranoia about not getting caught taking creepshots.
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>>701980478
this is /b/, people think anything is normal
>>701980369
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>>701980133
No way, keep in mind she's coming here soon.

Please, roll something reasonable and I'll say it
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>>701979851
SHE FUCKING WANTS YOU IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT YOU CAN GET WINCEST
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>>701979957
ROLL
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>>701980596
Holy shit anon your sister is cool as fuck
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>>701976788
>you and MY mom were being lazy

is no one gonna say anything? This is just some random girl that OP is trying to pawn off as his sister to create an incest fantasy.
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tell her you will expose her darkest secret if she doesnt send tits, also tell her your in the mood for tacos.
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>>701980596
>I know you will be here soon, but honestly I would feel alot better knowing you were ok with it, and no Im not drunk
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>>701980865
roll
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>>701980880
rolling for this one
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>>701980596
Almost sounds true.
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>>701980880
Roll
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>>701980865
reroll
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>>701980880
godspeed reroll
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>>701980880
rollll
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>>701980596
Say, "(Her Name), Ive seen you grow from a young girl into a beautiful woman. Every day you develop more and more and every day I find myself becoming more attracted to you. Meet me (insert private place here). I want to talk."
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>>701980865
rolling
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>>701980853
o shit didnt notice that
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>>701980880
rolling

>if trips send a dick pic
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>>701981103
rerooooleroni
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All nice but we still dont have ass pic, no proof no fap. Anon's a pussy.
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So last time I used your computer I found your nudes. Send me one thats just for me and I wont show mom :)
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>>701980880
Maybe something a little different for the ending statement, but still rolling for this
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>>701980865
rolioli
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>>701981103
rolling
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>>701981103
Rollll
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>>701980865
rolling, cmon dubs
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>>701981103
Send this.
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>>701981311
Win!
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>>701980880
>my therapist says that you sending me a topless picture will help me bring closure to this fantasy
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I'm spilling the spaghetti'os
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>>701980865
roll
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OK you no good Turkeys I have reached my wits end all I wanted to know was how to "make" wine and now I wake up to the famous orange reddit envelope of Shit sent by dozens of malicious Snakes in the grass saying the rudest swears and mocking "bluo blou blah blah baby" insults and impersonations NOT even accurate while your grease hands slap the ergonomic Keys summoning of the sewer shitgod Trollman of online to do a powerful kick textually at my Electronic Reputation, second of all dont you have anything to do better than "troll" people online, I mean with this election coming up is there REALLY HONESTLY nothing you can spend your time doing, better, than trolling? Really? Really? Really????? Its a fools Errand because there is always someone trolling you as well, always someone one layer deeper laughing at You, instead all the while, and further more back to the subject at hand I have enormous biceps.
Lastly, Google, defines badass as "a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person." So checkmate Fuckers I am two out of three of these, because I am tough because I know that life isn't all Sugar Candy and Minuets, and because I am uncompromising because I know that to compromise the morals and ideals that make this country (America) the greatest on god's green earth is to compromise the very soul of wit which is brevity so let me wrap this up for you slimey Beasts: My Biceps are perfect and my prophecy is perfect and my wine knowledge is getting better and I have reported Each and Every one of you Gods Failed Children to Conde Nast's CEO for deportation and enhancged interrogation (man in Scumbag Steve mask puchnes your dick and balls until you sign binding nondisclosure agreement and agree to drink Pepsi exclusively during 20s and 30s (most important marketing years)) Bye
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>>701981444
Trips have spoken OP!
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yuo know OP is an otaku when he just said BAKA
all hope is lost fam
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Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face
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>>701981444
MOTHER FUCKING TRIPS WINNNNNNNN
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>>701980596
Being drunk is ur excuse, dont be a chickenfag.
Just deliver
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>>701978015

She wants your P in her V.
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>>701980880
roll for quads
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>>701981439
Okay, you're fucking it up. Stop being a 4chan faggot and calm down
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>>701976788
>my mom
Why not just "mom?" Is this a sister or step sister?
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>>701979175
do you have a drinking problem?
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>>701981444
>OP DELIVERY NAO

whats the worst that can happen you get out of dog sitting?
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>>701981439
No wincest today lads, good try OP
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>>701981439
OP your autism is starting to show. Ease it back a little bit.
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>>701981763
op is an hero
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>>701981103
Fuck you dude I don't even know why I did this
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trips
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>>701981911
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>>701975130
you should just NOT TAKE PICTURES YOU DUMBASS CREEP
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>>701981911
dude no

>nevermind right convo, can i see your tits?
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>>701981911
fuck nooo. well I think it's fake so I guess it's ok. Nice 911 btw.
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>>701981911
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>>701981911
You fucked it up big time, you cuck.
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Pic or it didn't happen
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>>701981911
Oh shit nugget what are you doing
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>>701981911
Now you just ruined it tou fucking fluffy. A real man says show me they dont ask. Now she knows youre a pussy and lost any lottle interest she had
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>>701981911
dont come to /b/ when we lay out perfectly good replies for you, get dubadubs and tripps and then you go full retard anyways without even honoring the trips.. damn you OP..
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>>701981911
Faggot OP, Desecrating
the sanctity of Trips!
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>>701982054
>this
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>>701981911
Lol your fucked. Your so fucked
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>>701981911
Fucking commit, anon. Stop pussyfooting around it and tell her you want her to sit on your dick while she eats cake.
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>>701982221
off by 1
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>>701982266
Double dubs has spoken
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>>701982266
WINNER!!!!!!!!

>dubadubs
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>>701982266
OP already done goofed up

absolutely no harm in this
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be a man and straight up tell her that you want to fuck
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>>701982054
DOUBLE DUBS
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>>701980853
That's not wired at all...
Me and my brothers say theat when refering to OUR mom.
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>>701982377
triple dubs watch this
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>>701982377
LOL also dubs. OP u r so fucked noa u fugging has to do it
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>>701982170
lmao, this nigger thinks THAT was the mistake
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I need more alcohol
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>>701982266
dubadubs!
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>>701982274
roll
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>op: can I pwweeease see your teets?
> "sister": only if you suck a big nigger dick
>op: already had 3 today, you owe me 3 pics now
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>>701981911
It's your only option OP. post number even dictates it. R.I.P in pieces, friend.
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>>701982494
Dude. Just grow some nuts and tell her you think she's attractive, for fucks sake you already admitted you were taking pictures of her
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>>701982494

>I'm too comfy laying here

This is the key part of what she sent. Act on this part right here.
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>>701982494
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Dude your sister sounds so fucking cute and sweet and awesome. I can see the appeal. Cant w8 4 pix
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>>701981911
>>701982494

you already admitted to having taken a pic of her legs and butt. you admitted that you backed out of it right away because of embarrassment. and now you do exactly the same line and expect it to be believable? no, OP, just no.
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but u have to.. Make sweet love 2 me!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self / 'man, if this works, I'll get my cute sister to finally love me as I want her. And I'll ride the cool roller coasters! C'mon luck be a lady tonight! *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so *adjust collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
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Let's see sister non nudes?
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>>701982660

Like comfy nude? Take pics you nigger
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>>701982697
I want to believe so bad, but Im pretty sure this is either fake or not his real sister.
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>>701982725
this is good start.. but still

>HONOR THE DUBADUBZ AND ASK FOR TITS
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>>701982712
i'll roll for you
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>>701982712
rolling for this
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>>701982712

Reroll
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>>701982660
Exactly
>come lay here with me
>can I join you
> speaking of getting laid
Etc.
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>>701982725
this. blur out the face if you have to, but lets see them legs
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>>701982770
likely not. i mean who say's my mum when talking to his sister?
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>>701982712

Re-rolling
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Let's just fuck... No attachments... Nothing will change, it will be something we just do together.
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>>701982712

Again...
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>>701982494
shes clearly flirting and teasing op, seal the fucking deal you pussy!
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>>701982170
A real man wouldn't want to fuck his sister so bad
>>701982859
This
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>>701980880
Reroll
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>>701982803
Be a real man and do it
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>>701982712
roll, this is gold
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>>701982712

Yet again
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>>701975130
Justice for being a creep tbh
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>>701982712

Please moot! Let me get these dubs!
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>HONOR THE DUBADUBZ AND ASK FOR TITS

this is now the only correct reply to this thread until op delivers
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>>701982968
A real man would know b8, faggot
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>>701982494
Send her dick pic. She thinks youre drunk faggot.
Whats the worse that can happen. Sorry I was drunk I've just been a little depressed lately but I won't do it again I promise.
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>>701983111
done
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>>701983111
Trips Bruh!
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>>701983111
TRIPS NIGGA
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>>701983111
Have mercy...
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>>701982725
>>701982725
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>>701983111

Praise be to moot! The gift of trips!
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>>701980478
Idiots that get caught. What kind of stupid question is this
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>>701983111
> Moot answers prayers and raises you 1
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>got a new phone recently
>read this thread
>open camera options to turn off shutter sounds
thanks OP
also get sister nudes
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>>701982859
This, show some mistery, and that you actually have willpower!!!
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"I'm not really drunk, I'm just shy. I want to have sex with you. I'm totally serious. I don't need an answer right away, but I hope you'll really think about it. I have, and I'm sure about this."
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Wasted quads
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Meanwhile, at OPs house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnqBL6iYjA
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>>701983187
Going out to eat with her now. I'll make a thread later and I'll try to sneak some pictures as well
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>>701983187
hallejuah she isnt a whale. Alright op, you have to put all the chips in and get that sweet sweet pussy.
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>>701983111
dear lord
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>>701983187
First step, nao we want the noods
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>>701983263
You mean like these
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>>701983285
Schedule a definite time for the thread op
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>>701983285
don't eat her taco OP. wouldn't be right.

you should eat your own taco
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>>701983285
What will it be called?
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Hey Vsauce! Newfag here.
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>>701983355
Yeah, exactly
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Op make a new thread at 8 tonight
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>>701983285
When?
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>>701983400
>>701983372
I'll include one of these screencaps and I don't know how long it will take. I'm going on a date with my senpai and I'm really happy
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>>701983285
no dont sneak shit.. tell her you regret deleting the god damn picture and say that you want to look at her tits while you beat your dick like a madman
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>>701977102
>>701976847
hes prohably apple fag
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>>701983111

>>701983285

That's not how this works OP! I worked too hard for those fucking trips!
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>>701978804
Roll for this
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Op make a defined time
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OP, stop with the anime memes and apologizing more than once. Women like men who are assertive (not rape-y assertive). I don't know your sister, so I don't know what she likes, but I doubt she enjoys your cutsey, timid responses. This is a spicy situation, you gotta be spicy!!!
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>>701979357
Roll
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>>701979175
>On fleek my nigga
Make sure the dog is safely returned and then promptly kill yourself
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>>701983533
so much win op so send a dick pick while you are eating tacos with her..
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>>701983531
OP is always a faggot
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>>701983490
I don't think you know how to use senpai, fag.
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>>701979957
Roll
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I was really hoping this would lead to underage incest. I shouldve known better.
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Op could be fuckin her right now. But he fucked it all up.
If only he were more confident...cause she sounded into the idea until he was all like jk nvm.
He was all like "I'm just lonely" what a fucking beta bitch.
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>>701983723

You're right anon... I just wanted to believe. Meanwhile at OP's house however.
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>>701979957
Rolling
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>>701984106
bro that was a looong time ago, catch up. ops not even here anymore.
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>>701980853
I was friends with three brothers and they always called their parents "my mom" and "my dad" to eachother like they weren't related I it was super weird
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>>701983146
she could tell his parents
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implying these logs arent fake
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OP, just be confident
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>>701984188
Ya just got here. Did op bail? Or did his sister finally show up?
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>>701982494
She's still texting with you...
Don't scare her and maybe you'll get laid, faggot.
Remember to deliver.
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>>701980596
Should have left out the lonely part dude. Sounds whiney
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>>701984478
Apparently they went out to eat after he flirted with her and then blamed it on being drunk. She seems almost receptive though.
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>>701984542
That one part made him go from a he man alpha ready to claim her wincest body from himself to a sniveling beta bitch begging for puss.
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PLEASE BORTHERS, send me a message at this mail when OP makes a new thread with a link

[email protected]
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>>701975130
just kill yourself now
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>>701975130
Take pic go to snap start talking to random
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>>701984906
borther
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Op bailed. Thread is kill
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mute your phone and the noise wont happen
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bump
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OP is getting laid right now or what?
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Come what happened?!
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DUUUDE dont leave us hanging man
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FFS OP WHERE ARE YOU???!!!
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I bet something like this happened, OP's sister wanted to have sex with him but he got embarrassed and walked away. He jerked off to the picture in the bathroom.
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Ugh do you people not read? Op went with sis to get tacos. He is going to try and take creeps and post later.
Most likely he spaghettied and is definitely not getting laid.
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>>701975833

Just fucking say no and that it was your text sound or some shit.
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>>701981911
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Will op ever return? Will he ever get to Jack it to his sister's feet? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion!
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Come on you degenerate fag
You're so close to becoming a legend here
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where's op :<
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>>701988356
Eating his sister out like a retard on bathsalts
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>>701988434
She's moaning like a goat in heat while she grabs her own hair with both hangs, and curls her toes
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Did we just get OP to fuck his sister?
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Wait, guys. Why didn't OP tell her he was taking a selfie?
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PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY BELIEVE THIS IS REAL?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>701975130

That's Jesus Christ teaching your bitch ass a lesson. Stop perving on family you dumb retard.
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>>701975130

Now FEEL the shame you dumb faggot.
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>>701989171
>Being this new
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>>701975833

Feel that embarrassment dumb gay faggot!!
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>>701976349

Perfect answer.
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>>701989171
>>701989215
>>701989461
>Samefagging this hard
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>>701976788

Doesn't matter how at ease you feel now. She still has it burned in her subconscious that you are lying and a pervert.
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>>701984697
Yea pretty much.
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>>701977674
You could've just used snapchat retard
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>>701976847
On iphone it is ;)
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>>701975130
>>>701975316 >>701975322 >>701975461 >>701975680 >>701976101 >>701976621 >>701976638 >>701976847 >>701977310 >>701977434 >>701977804 >>701977908 >>701980369 >>701982034 >>701983070 >>701984977 >>701984993 >>701989171 >>701989215


should have said you were sending them to a girl you were talking to that has the same shorts and you were going to be all "they look better on you" and send her the pic
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>>701978142
ROLLING
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OP is ded
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Op is jail by sister
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>>701975130
Change it in the settings of your camera ya dingus
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