Tell me your problems, anon.
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Tell me your problems, anon.
When i wKe up in the morning and look in the mirror i have no face
I cant find dr.pepper in my city and i lack the enthusiasm the order it online
>>701963021
Have to go to the hospital for potential appendicitis.
>>701963732
How old are you?
>>701963021
I need to quit smoking, but i dont want to
>>701963828
Almost 19 mang. Is shitty.
>>701963732
Don't worry, it is a simple procedure.
>>701963847
Life is meaningless and it is better to die young. Continue smoking.
>>701963847
I need to quit drinking, but I don't want to...
>>701963021
I need more money
I like to get fucked in the ass, but so does nearly 90% of the other fags in town.
>>701963617
Drink liquid feces, it is roughly the same.
>>701963951
Its ok aslong as your country has ok healthcare yeah?
>>701963418
You are a vampire.
>>701964048
Develop a turn system.
>>701963021
I'm skinny AF
Have dark circles under my eyes
Everyone around hates me
>>701964039
Enjoying the little things in life is all that matters. Continue drinking.
>>701963617
>implying you never leave the house
>>701963021
I don't wanna get up for work and class. I want to stay in bed and watch the flash.
>>701964197
You've become a jaded outcast. Embrace this.
>>701964071
Am Canadian so is not all bad.
>>701964148
That's the 10% I've fucked. Guess it's time to alpha and start giving it.
>>701964281
Continue to work, skip class. Use class time to watch The Flash,
>>701964397
What are you studying?
>>701964488
I am not in school.
>>701964534
Fair enough , howcome still in school at 19?
>>701964649
You have my confused with the other guy, friend.
>>701964683
me*
>>701964683
My bad
>>701964711
What are your problems?
>>701964488
Computer science; however the one I can't miss is a core class that will take an entire letter grade after 3 absences, another after 5, and the who class after 6. I'll just have to wait for the flash.
I'm a bad person and I hurt people
>>701964836
That is all people. Continue to be human.
>>701964754
Whole*
>>701964306
Good luck Nyways
>>701964754
What do you even want to do in terms of career?
>>701964990
Merci.
I was in love with a girl who never really loved me, she told me after 9 month's after she suddenly broke up with me. even though i was always really sweet towards her, but she likes macho types of guys.
>>701964748
Not sure ,my whole life is basically a lie i tell myself im a good an honest person but im really a rat up a drainpipe
I use boopnet, and I miss /b/.
Also have some sexuality issues.
>>701965509
Was it a fun nine months?
>>701965605
What kinda sexuqlity issues
>>701965509
She was the problem, now she is gone. Rejoice.
>>701965553
There are no 'good' people. There are no 'evil' people. Just people. There isn't anything deep or complex about it. We just live our lives the best we can and die.
>>701965678
Not interested in having sex, because finding the right type of super submissive partner is hopeless. Also finding myself getting more and more sexually deprived as the years go by.
>>701965605
The only sexuality issues we have is the repression of them.
My girlfriend is boring and unattractive but I'm too much of a autistic beta faggot to get anything better. I do love her, but it's exhausting and not making me really happy in the long run.
It's like being stuck in a shitty underpaid job with no chance for promition or switching job. It's still a job that pays the rent, though.
>>701965784
A 'vanilla' encounter wouldn't hurt. It will help balance you.
I'm a nihilist which makes me a sometimes horribly depressing conversationalist. But my lack of faith in humanity is sometimes to overwhelming to hide.
>>701965881
You will regret this later in life. It would be best to either change together or leave her.
Dating an alcoholic gf, she is slowly but surely slipping into relapse now, like 2 months into recovery.
>>701965927
It is a lack of faith in yourself that is the problem.
>>701965082
Sorry, had to get clean before class. My focus is in system programming, so I'd take most of anything along the lines software engineering for now. Working in the field of artificial intelligence has always seemed good to me, but for now I have no actual idea.
>>701965961
You can try to help her, but if she begins to destroy your life and makes no strides to recovery you must walk away.
>>701965944
I can see her world falling apart and an hero in a month if I ever do leave her. I can't bear the thought of that ever happening because of me. Also I'll probably get depressed myself again.
I do try to look on the upside of this situation most of the time. But it's all very exhausting.
>>701966029
The tech field is saturated with floating degrees. You will have to distinguish yourself. Try hobby programming, make little games or silly apps. You'd be surprised what you can sell to a big company for a quick pay day.
>>701965818
>>701965886
Well this didn't help much. And sums up what I think too. Sometimes I just think I should give in.. Other times I think I just need to have some boring sex who does nothing for me, but maybe it will make my fetishes abit more softcore again.
I have to fly in few days for holidays and last time I did it I get a "Barotrauma" which fucked my head for 7 days.
What should I do grandpepe?
>>701966091
Yes, nothing meaningful in life is ever easy. You only have one life, don't let others leech it from you.
>>701965986
Not even a little bit, I am very able to have faith in myself. My own glorified self image might even be the reason for my nihilism.
>>701966171
You can try to community online or move to a big city with an underground sex culture.
>>701966171
Go to a third world country you will find easy
>>701966182
Take a boat and/or train. Maybe drive.
>>701966270
>>701966316
This is, I think, where the problem is. If I do, I'm slightly afraid I will get stuck. As a relationship would be impossible to maintain because of the way I am.
>>701966045
I know and I'm telling myself that I will find the strength to detach myself. Just for the sake of self preservation.
>>701966264
Megalomania.
>>701966196
I wouldn't even know where to get started to be honest. And I feel like I'm halfway through my life already. People my age are mostly settled, married and having children.
I feel like I just want to bang pretty 18 yr olds and then actually finding someone who shares my interests and life goals.
>>701963021
I can't seem to break this weight-loss 'plateau.' I'm at 160 lbs now, from 228. Trying to get to 150, but the weight seems to linger around 160.5 and 161.
>>701966525
then maybe it is as it should be
>>701966470
Not even going to argue on that.
>>701966473
Nothing you do in life with transcend death. Living in the moment is the best we can do. Enjoy.
>>701966525
Unless you are very short or female, it sounds healthy.
>>701966599
Thank you for your wise words, anon. I will contemplate and reflect on them.
>>701966599
will*
>>701966586
NO! It needs to be at 150 lbs. I want to keep a range of 150-155 lbs. I don't even eat meat anymore.
>>701966632
I'm a moderately-tall male.
>>701966132
I've attempted to start projects with my peers, but those just end up floating into obscurity. I keep my ideas around, but have yet to execute any. You seem to know what you're doing, any tips? How have you started your apps?
I keep falling for girls that I know don't feel the same way and its killing me.
>>701966699
Cut more calories, work out more. Vegan diets work.
>>701966699
What's your BMI like?
>>701966699
Why do you want to be a super skinny beta anon? Sounds shitty.
>>701966752
I don't know anything, friend. But, look at the world around, the little things. An app doesn't need to be really impressive and complex.
>>701963021
you're a dumb frogposter, that's my problem
Girlfriend has various eating problems and refuses help and get pissed at me if I suggest she needs help. She was in hospital once before and this time I fear it will be worse. She barely eats anything and when she does its just junk food. There's no way I could live without her.
I have so much money that i dont see the sofa fuck
>>701966977
You have misguided anger. Find a constructive way to dispel some.
>>701966887
I already workout 6 days a week and go on long walks, kek
>>701966909
21.7%
>>701966915
I like the feel of being skinny, and I want to be able to 'play around' with eating while remaining in shape.
>>701966804
You can never control how people feel about you. You just have to come to terms with that.
>>701967060
Hook up with this guys girlfriend anon.
>>701966983
I dont know which is the best way to send my ex to the shit on whassap
>>701963021
Waking up, I have my alarms set at 6:00, 6:15, 6:30, 6:45, 7:00, 7:30, 7:35, 7:40, 7:45, 7:50, 7:55, 8:00;
I did wake up, but for some reason my body will be too sore to wake up and stay in bed instead. Then I will fall asleep again. And finally wake up late af
>>701967139
I don't have any interest in women, and have been single since 2005.
>>701966983
Tell her she is killing you both with her behavior.
>>701967259
Trying to perfect that trap body, friend? Try running instead of walking.
>>701966983
First world problems, fucking lol
>>701967251
See a doctor.
>>701967335
I could...but, part of my cardio routine(s) includes A LOT of high-knees.
>>701967033
I still need someone to help me if it is possible pls.
FUCK!
>>701967284
I've told her that in other ways and she said if she dies she dies basically.
>>701967645
Bundle the money.
>>701967645
Send some my way. I'd be happy to buy gold.
>>701963994
Great advice m8
>>701963021
Im super nervous about talking to people
>>701967673
She doesn't care about you at all. You may have to consider life without her.
>>701963021
Going to my pre-trial for underage drinking and other possible pending charges today because my roomate is a fuckwit.
It can either go really good or really bad. Either way, Im moving out of this house when this shit is over. Dont ever get roomates, /b/
>>701967798
Why?
>>701967817
It shouldn't be too bad, unless you have a record.
I live by myself, I have no friends or family, I hate my job, I have no social skills and at the end of the day I drink myself to sleep. A person with retardation contributes more to society than me.
Sometimes I don't even know why I just dont KMS.
>>701963021
I can't sleep good, but I got drunk last night and slept like a baby, but I can't get drunk every night, just to go to sleep
>>701967953
Many people are in the same boat. Society is garbage in all honesty. Don't worry about their standards and do whatever you like.
>>701967817
Don't ever get shitty roommates*
>>701967926
I never got had anything beforehand but a paraphernalia charge years back. Im mostly afraid of them telling me that that they found other shit because I know a tab went missing when they searched our place. I had wood pipes get taken too.
>>701967972
Try a fan.
>>701968142
I don't know where you live, but I doubt you will see any time. Just a fine.
>>701968106
Thats the thing. Even if you're moving in with friends you known for years, you'll get to end up what they're really like living with them.
>>701968250
Im in Wisconsin. I should be able to convince whoever im speaking to get all my charges dropped if they take texts from my boss as evidence.
>>701967842
I don't wanna come off as retarded or beta
>>701968472
Just don't be an asshole, be respectful, use a few sirs and ma'ams. You'd be surprised how far deference goes.
>>701968544
You can't control how other people will see you. I am just myself and I don't give a fuck if people like it.
I have fallen hopelessly in love with my long distance fuck buddy and have no means of saving up the money to meet them. Plus they guaranteed don't feel as strongly as I do.
I have, unnecessarily, ruined multiple relationships and passed up on many sexual encounters over this person, and have no idea how to lessen my feelings for them.
Got married 3 months ago and haven't had sex in 4 and a half months.
>>701963021
>still in the closet
>have crush on friend but lied that i was hella straight
>later on admit i have crush
>says he's straight
>says its all g and promised me not to tell anyone or joke about it
>2 weeks in advance he constantly makes gay jokes and attempt to antagonise me in every way infront of other friends
>confront why he broke that trust
>says that he couldnt trust me after i lied being straight
>mfw
wat do guys?
>>701969058
You fell into the trap, anon. Demand sex, cheat, or divorce.
>>701968673
Sollipsism.. always the same damn response. Not that anon, but everyone isn't like you.
>>701969047
Obsession can destroy you. They can't fulfill your needs, time to seek the attainable around you.
>>701969209
There is no good answer. You either do what you must to make people like you or you don't care. Maybe somewhere in the middle for most people.
>>701969160
Stop being his friend.
>>701969493
am i in the wrong for lying about my orientation in the first place? because i keep trying to convince him that the reason why i lie about that is the same way every other closetfag would hide their sexuality
>>701969678
That is a matter of perspective. I think honesty is the best policy, but I can understand your reason. Trust was violated in both directions. You can have this conversation with him, but I doubt anything good would come of it.
>>701969819
he stopped all contact with me because he said that we cant have a friendship based off a lie, even though we were friends long ago before any of this happened
>>701970028
I'd just let it go. There are a lot of people out there, you can always make new friends.
>>701970109
thanks based anon, i wish there was more people like u
>>701969287
I agree completely, especially because I notice my behaviour getting more self destructive daily, but I haven't been able to build up the courage to move on and cut contact.
I've been dating this younger 21 yo girl, she's easily a 9/10, we have sex on the regular basis, but I have a super important test that will define my future next week, and I don't feel ready, cause I've been spending almost all my time with her, I think I can pass it, but I not ace it, what should I do, I also don't want to give up on her.
>>701970388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5-2-jD-42Q
Just be chill, my brother. The world is wide, maybe today you begin a new journey.
>>701970467
Tell her you have to take a break to study. It is just a week.
>>701963021
1.wannabe a top cop ;failing in exam since 6 year.. this year result awaited less chances
2. age 29 no gf ..wana marry ..beautifull girl not found ...
3.yes and then all that car ;house;family;children want but seems like life going no where
>>701970654
Hello commonsense.
Got banned for posting an image I didn't know was illegal
>>701970838
That sounds like a lot of encumbrance to me. Sometimes is just isn't meant to be. There is no time limit on this sort of thing. Just keep going, or maybe change it all up.
>>701970890
They call it common sense, but it doesn't seem all that common, nor does it always make sense.
>>701970891
What do they know? I bet it was a pretty image.
Halp
>>701963021
I gotta buy weed but that means I have to walk to the bank and I dont wanna!
>>701971288
I got you, anon.
I keep cutting myself with a razor blade because it makes me feel better, what is something else that will make me feel better?
>>701971371
You also have to walk to the weed, too.
>>701971242
I guess. Saw it posted a lot. Thought it was ok. Guess not. There was no nudity so I don't understand. Will update after v&
>>701971410
Why does it make you feel better?
>>701963021
Outside of family, I have never been able to have an intimate relationship (whether friends or romances) without getting abandoned by those I thought I trusted and cared about. A good friend of mine, who I have dated in the past, went to a baseball game with me last night. Halfway through, she left to talk to an ex she saw. She ended up leaving me there for the night and fucking him in the parking lot.
>>701971487
People try to remove what they fear.
>>701971509
I'm a masochist and also I feel like I deserve to be in pain.
>>701971410
Snap a rubber band on your wrist no scars and you get a similar effect. Don't hurt yourself buddy. People care
>>701971521
It can be hard finding decent people out there. You have to go through a lot of people before you find someone worthwhile. Just keep going; I've met some pretty good souls.
I'm fat have a little dick live at home with mom 30 years old pay for sex from hooktards forever alone smoke cigs and a drunk no girlfriend but hey life's great.
>>701971630
Try BDSM.
>>701971681
Thanks bro, I'll try it.
I wake up at 5 am every fucking day and go to school, which takes a fucking hour, i stay there 6 fucking hours and I'm home around 4-5 pm. and because i gotta wake up so early i go to bed at 9 or 10pm.
There are no girls in my class, i haven't talked to a girl in 2 weeks. Actualy longer then that.
I wanna fucking die
>>701971563
Can you explain more I'm in a bad place now..
>>701971630
Chocolate also works. You can hit yourself in the face with the chocolate bar before you eat it.
>>701971715
We have too many expectations for life. There is nothing unless we find or create it.
>>701971757
You can wear it like a bracelet so whenever you stress you can snap it
>>701971763
Women aren't the center of the universe. You can find meaning in other things.
>>701971945
It's not about meaning, it's about enjoyment.
>>701971686
It's almost as if as soon as I get close to anyone, they see something ugly about me. Idk what though, no one ever seems to want to tell me.
>>701971764
Illegal/legal are irrelevant. They are just laws or absence of laws created by men. Men who are fallible, scared, and petty; men who love and hate.
>>701972031
There are other forms of recreation. People are attracted to passion and confidence.
Im flirting with a hot chick, but she has a beta fag always with her. He thinks they are a couple, but she said plenty of times that he isnt her bf.
How can i fuck her? Also get rid of the beta cuck
>>701972121
This sounds very pretentious .
I don't know whether to buy a Nvidia GeForce Gtx 1080, or to get a pair of some sweet bullet machined hood hinges for my 77 K20 Chevy pickup.
I can get the hinges for 600$
I can get the 1080 for 699$
>>701972077
Sure. I've gone through a lot of people in life. Easy come, easy go. The hard relationships are usually the best. Just get out there and meet people.
>>701972220
Stop acting like a sociopath and she might respect you more.
>>701963021
a lot
i just typed a boring wall of text only to realize that i should probably get off 4chan/internet and try to solve or finish some of it, so i deleted it
Thanks
>>701972283
Also meant machined "billet" not "bullet"
>>701972224
I am sure it does. But, it is all a matter of perspective. Some people have built entire lives around it.
>>701972192
Duh. And how many other more fun forms of recreation? We're all designed to want to get laid as a purpose.
I can't afford gas/any bills for 2 weeks rip
>>701972283
hinges sound more productive
>>701972283
Which do you use more?
>>701963021
Im dating someone 8 years older than me and Im fairly young, been a year so far, its online.
._. I regret that I got into such a relationship but I love him. I worry that Im missing out on my youthful years by being tied to somebody, but he makes me happy in a way no one else does.
>>701972439
Look for some gigs.
There is this girl i Text with, usually we write from morning to evening but sometimes she doesnt write me for hours
She often comes online in These hours but never once writes me
Im pretty sure she only Talks to me coz i am the one initiating every conversation
>>701972314
I guess all i can do is try, thanks anon. Feeling a little better now.
>>701963021
Social anxiety so bad I live in the forest and only deal with people when too much hassle to avoid. Thus, poverty.
I want to remove my facial hair but cannot afford to get it lasered unless I save up a lot.
Why did you create time?
>>701963021
im a pussy ass beta coward faggot
>dont drink
>dont party
>dont smoke
>dont do drugs
>dont know how to interact with people
>dont know social shit
>a piece of shit
so what's the best way and painless to an hero?
>>701972521
What can you do now that you can't do later?
>>701972457
Indeed
I do need to get the hood fitted better..
>>701972480 I use the truck almost daily,my computer usage is limited by my poor Internet
Tell me I'm pretty
>>701972572
Yes, one-sided relationships don't work. Maybe it is time to move on.
>>701972521
Then quit complaining. Doing "youthful" shit is nothing more than drinking and making stupid decisions. None of that shit is going to make you happy.
>>701972521
Then that's all that matters. How old are you?
>>701972318
She respect me. Is the beta cuck who doesnt have respect for himself, he pays all her drinks, threat her like a godess and she is just a slut. Thats why i want to fuck her, whats the big deal?
>>701972589
You have to do what is right for you in life. Poverty isn't all bad.
>>701972724
It's not even a relarionship
>>701972756
This is the secret. Being successful is what makes any of us happy in life.
>>701972684
Truck.
>>701972693
You're pretty.
>>701963021
Im too high to go to college.
>>701972781
You want to fuck her because others have made her seem more attractive to you by also pursuing her. You just want to prove your alpha when really you're just a fuckboi
>>701972678
I dont know man. I just hear from everybody not to waste your teen years and enjoy yourself and shit.
>>701972814
All interaction with people is a relationship. Find someone else to text. Someone who is more worthwhile.
>>701972756
But the thing is what if Im spending all this time loving him, when I cant even see him, and when we do meet it'll turn out we're not good together?
>>701972665
Time.
>>701972693
More
>>701963021
Have crohns am sick feel depresed most days. Have been ullied mpst of my life have never had a gf or friends, so called friends i did have were all people who hated me and wanted to see me suffer. Every job i had people hate me and bully me am 30 am going back to uni but i find it hard have no friends there some guy started to make fun of my name told him to fuck off it was relfex cos of the ptsd i have from being bullied and from beimg attacked, i said sorry. They all hang put and talk but have like zero friends right now i tried talking to people but still find it hard. I was okay when working 10 years ago cos i was withdrawn did my job people still bullied me but now its kn uni and life is hard now. Dunno what to do
>>701972121
I dun goofd
>>701972925
If you're in love with this guy then you wouldn't probably enjoy your "teen years" as much as the happiness of dating this guy gives you.
>>701972954
I cant im pathetic and weak
>>701965961
Flee. This gave me flashbacks. I have PTSD from trying to cope with alcoholic gf.
Flee.
>>701972757
He reminds me of that quite often by being him, but these dumb thoughts still happen and I feel guilty for wondering. Im 18
>>701963021
I'm madly in love with my best friend and she will never ever see me as anything more than a friend.
>>701973007
Great
im very excite i can't wait
>>701973021
Stop caring about them, find some hobbies to distract yourself.
>>701972923
No, i just wanna fuck her because I wanna fuck and she is hot and easy. Believe me, having a guy in your purse acting like a moron is not making her mote atractive. Sometimes I almost feel pity for him (or I would if i werent a sociopath)
>>701973058
Thats really true, thank you anon
>>701966091
Don't live someone elses life, dude. Focus on your own desires and objectives. Think about yourself. Be happy with your choices.
>>701973108
Pretty common. You either can try and risk damaging the friendship, stop being her friend and remove yourself, or just ignore it and maintain.
>>701972835
Thanks.
This is the hinge in a machined finish
>>701966091
If she takes an action, such as be sober for a night, go drinking, fucks the whole band, or an heroes, it will be because of her.
You are a separate person, and cannot take responsibility for the achievements of another.
>>701972640
Man created time.
>>701963021
I feel like i will never fuck a girl.
I meet tons of girls in school but i still feel like i will never go further than saying hi....
>>701973216
Sociopaths feel pity.
>>701973102
You can still go out and have fun regardless. You'd be surprised how many women just go out with their girls and never talk to guys anyway.
>>701973477
You just have to risk rejection and social awkwardness. In time you will cross paths with a girl who is interested.
>>701973102
The only thing i can say is if you go to college then you might run into trouble. You will probably meet a ton of guys if you are cute and sociable. Also, you should definitely go to college, and not be a shut in either. It might get tricky.
>>701973594
Thinking hard about it, I think Im just having an issue of thinking with your dick vs your brain. My main sources of guilt are being out and about and wanting to screw anything and everybody. Which of course I cant do, because boyfriend, who also cant screw me. Frustrating life.
>>701966699
Satan trips and power dubz. Start burning more calories, or give up.
>>701973600
I feel like no one cares for me or is intrested in me.
And if i just straight walk up to an girl that only knows my name if feel like i will get fucked.
>>701973517
So im worse than a sociopath? Lol
That guy is gross, the other day i made him cry just because i was talking friendly to her. I said to him that he wasnt her anything so he should stop acting like an asshole and just have fun. Wanna hear the whole story?
Do I give up on my dream of being a shaolin monk? I dont even know what i want anymore.
>>701973777
That is always the problem with online/long-distance relationships. In the end your bodily needs will win out. It may be best to part ways amicably then to be dishonest about it.
>>701963021
I got fired and no one will hire me because I have an accident on my record
>>701973904
than*
>>701973846
You can try looking for monasteries online.
>>701973688
That's the big issue Im having, wanting sex with other people when BF can't satisfy that need right now.
>>701973824
That is pretty much how it works. You just have to gamble, nothing ventured; nothing gained. I know it is a tiresome axiom. But, mostly true.
>>701973927
Just plaster the region with applications. Be honest at interviews.
>>701963021
>be me
>be 23
>have only 6,3 inch dick
dont talk to girls because of it.
(I faked a profile in a dating app, predentind to bee a 9 inch Chad, and women couldnt wait to get pictures of the dick, so I know they lie when they tell us size doesnt matter.)
I am considering castration so my lust doesnt disturb my normal life.
>>701973904
I dont like the sound of that though, I dont want to leave him just because I could fuck him right away.
How long is too long to wait for you?
>>701974220
That is average. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>701974220
Wait, a 3 inch dick or a 6.3 inch dick?
>>701974235
Anything over 2 years.
>>701974220
This is the realest shit ever. Only thing that can make up for not having the size is an amazing personality or decently good looks. Or money. tons and tons.
>>701974293
6.3
>>701974065
So i don't even need to know her a little bit?
I just walk straight up and say "Hey do you wanna hang out"
>>701974175
Thats the first thing I did
>>701974368
Become career oriented.
Diarrhea
>>701974373
Well, it depends, man. You can try being a friend first. You can walk up to a girl you like and just compliment them.
>>701974343
Yeah, I got 6.3 inches and polls say its average but I dont believe it. And probalby are micro dicks distorting the image.
I think the average dick is about 7.5 inches or more
>>701966983
Then you will die anon. The truth is that people live through far more tragic things than breaking up with girls.
The truth is that you don't really love this girl. You love what you think you can turn her into, and love is the wrong word. You wish to possess her, and people are not property.
So, either accept her for whom she is, or fuck off, or she will eventually get tired of your being a dick to her, and she'll dump you, or you'll end up n jail.
>>701974470
Eat some rice or buy some pills.
>>701974420
In same job field? What did you even do?
>>701974319
Well fuck!
>>701974601
>trucking
The accident wqsnt even that damaging
>>701974427
Is that size that bad? I really thought it was okay :(
>>701974663
Go to him, have him come to you, or leave.
>>701974687
Maybe it is time for a new line of work.
>>701974368
Dude, 5 inches is average. You're just fine. And there's tons of women who just can't take those large cocks and feel pain with anything too big.
>>701974701
It is ok. But you seem really concerned with it and have already made up your mind about it. So, you have to do what you need to do to overcome it.
>>701974427
Im not saying he shouldnt be career-oriented, but his dick is a normal size. What crack are you smoking?
Not every girl can even take 8 inch cocks.
>>701974701
6.3 inches is plenty to get a girl
>>701974760
Is all i have qualifications for.
Im in a sexless marriage. I love my wife but I'm losing my mind with this once a month shit
>>701974522
Well that's completely false. 6 is actually almost the perfect size. Girls like to look at big dicks but they can only handle so much. You're relationship size bro. I'd be happy with that. especially if you're girth is above 4.5 and you're in decent shape.
>>701974854
>rape her
>>701974846
Walmart pays ok. You can be management in 2 years easy.
>>701974522
You're wrong. It's average. 2-3 is micro, 4 is small, 5-6 is totally normal, 7+ is large.
Quit trying to distort facts to feed your sense of self-hatred and accept theres nothing wrong with your prick
>>701967645
You need to launder that cash. I can set up a charity to which you can anonymously donate, a company which can generate 'profits' therefrom, which you can legally bank, and get off your couch.
>>701964990
Sauce?
>>701963021
I'm alive.
>>701974762
>>701974803
>>701974846
>>701974858
Idk why I feel so insecure about it.
Actually I was fine with my size til my ex gf told me in summer 2011 that her ex had 8.5 inches.
That kind of started all of it. Idk how to reverse this :(
>>701965509
fucking faggot
>>701974854
Just tell her you need more physical contact or the marriage is in jeopardy.
>>701974939
Not enough for my crippling debt
>>701974939
Bull shit. It usually takes about 5-10. Unless you're talking a csm that makes 12 bucks an hour.
>>701974726
I have nothing against these things happening, its just incredibly difficult to do right now. =/
>>701975015
Actually, the real problem is that you are conscious of the fact that you're alive.
>>701975025
Who tf cares she obviously got with you over him ergo you>him
>>701975138
I guess it depends on the store.
>>701975025
You have to accept that you will always feel inferior about it, it's just natural. But you'd be surprised how many girls really do hate big dicks. sure they might like to play with em but they don't wanna walk bow legged after one sex session.
>>701975152
If you guys love each other it shouldn't matter, otherwise you may want to reflect more on this relationship, you could be subconsciously looking for an excuse not to.
>>701975170
>>701974965
Yeah I know, he was a total beta and I even stole her from him and she told me she didnt enjoy sex with him. But still.
There must be something wrong with me that I am obsessed with this.
>>701975215
That too. I don't think working as security would be too bad there. the security manager makes like 35k plus profit sharing.
>>701975025
Your ex was a bitch who was trying to make you feel bad. Don't give in to that. She's a cockslut who worships dick length over anything else and wnated to tear you down.
Just chill about it anon. Her words dont have to mean anything. Im sure your cock is lovely.
>>701975295
All men to some degree are.
>>701975253
I just can imagine of how much an comfortable alpha life it must be when you are 8 inch flaccid and 10 inches hard. Just imagine
>barley graduate high school
>avid gamer
>5 years go by out of high school, almost 6
>no school
>no job
>i feel like college is a waste of money and that i couldnt pass it anyways
>the game i enjoyed is now total shit
>too unskilled and intimidated to get a job
>the jobs that i have worked iv had an awful experience with
>pretty sure my dad hates me because im a failure
>i get shin splints too often and easily to join a branch
>recently have been buying a lot of alcohol
>>701974521
Thanks anon.
I'm not good at things like this.
I will take the slow route and not roll the dice.
>>701975295
>stole her
Dump her anon if you stole her from him someone else will steal her from you. Bitch aint loyal
>>701975295
Get a therapist or accept theres nothing wrong on your own.
>>701975398
Go to the army they search people like you if you aren't fat.
>>701975398
Life is pain and suffering. It is just time to endure some. You will feel better once you set things into motion.
>>701975395
I think i would do more with my life if i were that big. I just think ther'es probably no greater feeling or no more disappointment than when you whip out your dick and she either loves it or hates it. But still i'm a small guy and you can pick your battles and find women that can appreciate the little things in life. but i'm uglier now so its all downhill.
>>701975400
>>701975400
Literally just walk up to cute girl
>hey you wanna go see movie and get dinner my treat
Say it confidently like you already know she's going to say yes because spoiler
>she is
>>701975439
>>701975451
>>701975356
>>701975358
I gave her up in 2013. We had a 3 year relationship. She is long gone, but not the obession.
Yeah I need to accept it, will be hard.
>>701975581
Women like small talk first imo. they want to at least feel some chemistry and know they aren't in for a bad night.
>>701975567
Yeah that kind of makes me hate my existence.
Why wasnt it me who got blessed? I deserve it.
>>701966977
Lost
>>701975581
I don't know anon.
I'm like a 5/10.
>>701975672
Only if you actually know said girl already. Other than that just cut the crap and go for kill.
>>701975744
Post pic of you and girl your after
>>701975712
Yup. Fucking genetics man. slaves to the evolution.
>>701972283
The hinges will last longer, and add to the resale value of your truck.
The board will dinosaur in a year.
>>701975827
And because of that I refuse to have sex because I cant offer the best to the girl
>>701975744
confidence + 5/10 = 10/10
>>701972420
Kinda hot. Kik?
Also stoner digits.
>>701976014
Ohmyfuckinggod anon
WHo gives a shit if you can "offer the best to the girl"? Quit being such a little pussy bitch and fuck. Enjoy yourself, enjoy your life, do it for you.
Dont try to say youre intentionally not having sex as some sort of moral thing. XD FUCK.
>>701972806
It's become life-threatening.
>>701976471
Become a lumberjack.
>>701976014
i know those feels but i get that other guy too. You can offer enough and some girls know you aren't some mega alpha fuck beast, and also prefer that.
>>701973003
He's probably married, or catfish. Don't send money.
Kik?
>>701975823
Okay coming up.
This is OP: goodnight my sweet thread.
