alcoholics, report in!
Here!
Here, sir.
>>701961621
we have one!
>>701961529
Hungover as fuck, whats up OP
>>701961646
two!
>>701961681
still drunk, greetings #3
>>701961529
Present and correct, sir.
>>701961821
alcoholic #4, state your booze!
>>701961725
Nice. I'm about 1.5 hours away from heading out to lunch so I can pound a couple bloody marys and eat a big greasy burger. Gotta "right the ship" as they say
What's your booze of choice?
how do I kill the hangover?
>>701961529
Not as hardcore as before, exchanged good ol rum & vodka with Ket MDMA and other random shit
I'ts getting dark /b/
>>701961895
vodka, mixed with a soda of some kind. yours?
>>701961978
drink more
>>701961871
All of it. Currently on a 3 day gin and tonic binge. This morning I felt like I was shitting out my internal organs.
>>701962051
Whiskey man, prefer Irish, scotch when I can afford it.
Bit of a micro brew fan as well but that's more for social enjoyment purposes
>>701961871
strong beers..
>>701961978
0.100 vodka
>>701961529
Jägermeister reporting in.
enjoy your shit tier addiction.
>>701962175
i've had that on a vodka and soda binge. try crackers, they tend to hold some liquid in.
How to poor alcoholic?
>bought a 12 pack
>told myself it would last a few days
>drank 11 last night
>just drank one this morning
>on a super tight budget since unemployed
>"dude its cool i'll buy on credit. i'll be employed soon"
Learn2better drugs, Alcfags.
Hail!
I just got up and could use a couple drinks.
>>701962591
didn't know alcohol was legal and not adulterated
>>701962342
jager is disgusting dude
any kind of liquer makes me want to puke after a couple of shots
i only enjoy clean alcohol like whisky vodka and such
also beer, i fucking love beer
>>701961978
ive been doing c vitamine for a day. drank 600ml vodka yesterday so yeah, hung over.
Drinking some Disaronno at the moment. Good stuff.
>>701962703
My general rule is - if it's not injectable, you're wasting your time.
>>701962848
wtf ic c votamine anon
i mean i think i know what it is but you are probably doing something else
Been drunk since 8am was in a similar thread about drink earlier
>>701962591
Who says I don't do those too? It's not a proper binge with some joints and lines on top of a couple of bottles of hard liquor.
>>701962591
if pot was legal, I would switch.
>>701963079
My gran drinks that you fucking faggot. Get out.
>>701963095
love cider
>>701963094
I just take it 1mg at the time to cure the hangover.
>>701963094
Pedialyte works miracles
aussie alcoholic poorfag here, getting smashed on cheap ass cask wine daily, (google aussie goon if you want details) but its basically filthy as fuck wine, about 6 bottles in a cask for 11$
>>701963235
Me to anon
>>701963241
people always told me to eat a full cucumber but it never worked
best solution is just dont mix diffrent kinds of booze and drink a lot of water while being drunk
morning its 7am and i just got home from my neighbors house and downtown. also just ruined another relationship with a solid 10/10
but hey, 1$ wells and 2.75 pitchers...
>>701963178
I live in Cali and sell pot legally. It cured me of severe alcoholism, but it comes and goes in waves and I don't do illegal drugs.
>>701963399
There is a baby on your dick, bro.
any other anons finding the nerve endings in their fingers hurt? read up that alcoholism can be the cause of it and its annoying the fuck out of me
>>701963465
You cured alcoholism by switching to a different liquor? Far out dude. You must be smoking some high grade Cali chronic with faultless logic like that keks
>>701963178
Then your grandmother has good taste.
You feel like you need to drink the most 'manly' drink, and care more about how others perceive you, instead of drinking whatever you're in the mood for? I sure hope not - That's sad. Amaretto is an Italian classic and goes really well with my breakfast. Pic related is my go-to drink and favorite otherwise.
>>701963548
yeah it's called alcoholic neuropathy, basically you drank so much your nerves in your fingers got damaged
>>701963548
Pretty sure that's just Multiple Sclerosis, mate. And that you might want to get that checked out before it completely fucks you up.
>>701963639
>>701963667
Well am I the only one dealing with this? I mean I only drink a litre of wine every night... don't think I'm over drinking that much
>>701963548
I sometimes get rashes, and read that it can be caused by excess alcohol.
>>701963587
Lol watta bitch! I bet you love sucking dick too Lololol
>>701963410
If you're a proper alcoholic, there isn't must you can do to stem the hangovers because of the sheer volume you are sticking down your neck. I normally find downing a couple of pints of water before bed ease the dehydration. Have a serious junk food bender when you wake up -- not only does the grease mop up the toxins but the endorphins help with how low you're feeling. Follow this with an epic hard wank and some orgasm induced sleep and you are on your way to feeling much better.
Mr. Boston all day erry day. If it aint mr b, it aint me.
Seriously tho stoli and blue light. It's an addiction I cannot break.
>>701963587
How good is that shit? I enjoy various kinds of rum.
>>701963737
It's related to the nerve endings in your brain literally getting fucked up. You should get an MRI scan as soon as possible - Make sure that you do not have any so called 'plaques' forming in your brain, because that can seriously fuck up your sensitivity in your entire body, among other things.
You know those stories about people who drink so much they literally go temporarily blind, before they pass out? That can happen if the nerves take too much of a beating, and in a worse case scenario can lead to permanently reduced vision or even blindness. You may also end up losing most of the sensitivity in your dick one day. Don't fucking risk it - Go see a doctor.
my worst negative with being alcoholic is the fucking acid reflux man, i wake up in the middle of the night with that shit searing my insides, im at the point where over the counter antacids dont even do shit anymore
>>701963095
Team GB would be proud.
>>701961681
>still gets hungover
You may not be the alcoholic you think you are
>>701963587
Amaretto, at best, is an after dinner apperitif. If you are sat drinking it by the bottle then not only are you devoid of all class but you are also a complete and utter faggot.
>>701961529
Not an alcoholic , I'm an alcohol enthusiast
Still, 3 dollar winefag reporting. A bottle every other night is fine imo.
>>701963956
I have always been a big fan of rum and have tried most of the popular brands and flavors and I have to say that Oakheart is the best - I strongly endorse it! I live in a shitty country where access to good booze is semi-limited so I have to get mine specially ordered but I still go through the trouble because I feel it's worthwhile. Try it! It's kind of smoky and richer than you'd expect.
8 litres beer here
>>701964095
Not anymore, no. I've learned to walk the line pretty well. Just well enough to preserve my relationships, job, etc..
>>701963862
I used to think the junk food helped. To lose weight and still be able to drink I started eating only once a day. Eating crap doesn't seem to be better than eating nothing at all as far as helping hangovers goes. For me, at least.
Very interested /b, how much do alcoholics consume on a daily basis?
>>701964095
This guy has a point no alcoholic is really ever sober fuck sake
>>701963862
>epic wank
That's funny. Cuz sometimes, when I have my worst benders, I'm so emotionally and physically distraught tha I wank like 4 times, no joke. Its really fucked up
>>701961529
how alcoholic are you guys talking here? i drink around 25-40+ standard drinks every night
>>701962591
Alcohol is a great emotional stimulant, the one thing it has over any other drugs.
>>701964137
>Amaretto, at best, is an after dinner apperitif.
Yeah, that's how I drink it - Though usually after breakfast or lunch, rather than dinner. I wouldn't drink it a party or at a bar - It's more like a liquid snack than anything else.
>>701961529
Here! And i have proof I have a drinking problem! Stay posted gonna prep a time stamp and grab coffee. I broke my back face and wrist from drinking and driving 4 years ago. Still drink heavy today
>>701964341
Personally I drink until I pass out blind drunk. For me usually two bottles of whisky or as many cider as I can sink
>>701964341
depends on the alcoholic. some consume a bottle of wine, others consume a handle.
>>701964340
I find the junk food is just as much about the sustinence as it is about comforting myself cos I'm feeling so utterly shit about myself. It's science man -- filling your brain with endorphins helps keep the terrors at bay. Wanking and junk food tick that box for me.
>>701964016
wriggedy wriggedy wrecked son
Drink a .75 of this a day. Stopped caring what my drunkenness vector tastes like a long time ago. Just what goes down the quickest with the least burn and aftertaste for a good price.
>>701961529
Alcohol is the drug of choice for retards, people who learning to roll a joint or scoring without getting robbed is just too fucking complicated.
>>701964473
makes a good sour too.
Reporting in.
2 bottles a week of this don't make me a real alcoholic though, right?
>>701964453
Eh. I'd say that both MDMA and Xanax, in their own ways, stimulate my emotions better than alcohol - It just isn't as good for everyday use, and has a bunch of side-effects far worse than getting hungover.
>>701964665
you're joking right?
>>701964257
Thanks m8, I'll give that stuff a try.
>>701964361
Oh definitely me too. The longer the bender is directly proportional to how long the wank session is the next day. A good bender for me normally results in 3 wanks the following morning. Sometimes I leave myself completely exhausted from wanking so many times in one day, totally drained of all my testosterone and mojo. I have to eat a massive plate of red meat or something to boost myself back up. It's ridiculous.
>>701964712
Better as in more intense maybe. Though I've never tried it and only have a basic idea of the effects of that stuff. Alcohol is reliable and predictable though. I know when I'll get those good lows I crave and I know when I'll get the good drunkenness as well.
>>701964665
Technically yes, but not really in relation to real booze hounds. Step it up to at least 4 a week if you want that distinction
>>701964761
No?
>>701964761
Good, I was a little worried there.
>>701964520
And how long have you been doing that? Any negative changes in your overall health? I know back in college I would drink about 13 beers and shots every other day and started getting really bad shits and heartburn
>>701963082
I banged some vodka the other day.
Shit was chill
>>701964910
Nah I don't want a distinction. I'm just trying to pass the time until I can get weed again.
does cider fuck you up more than beer?
it's cheaper but i already have really bad heartburn. like, after a smoke it felt like i was having a heart attack
>>701964881
I'd say that Molly is just as predictable once you understand how it affects you, but it can be dangerous if you're the reckless type and don't take it seriously enough to remember to stay hydrated and whatnot.
Xanax on the other hand is like an orgasm in pill form - You'll feel good and after a while also very tired, but it'll fuck you up! Many people also experience memory loss far more severe than what alcohol causes, though it differs greatly from person to person. Withdrawals are TERRIBLE, though. Worst I've ever experienced.
Since this is an alcoholics thread I have a question for you guys coming from a guy who doesn't see the appeal in alcohol.
I have a father who has been drinking a large amount of alcohol daily and it has landed him in the hospital twice. when we ask him why he continues to drink when he recovers he cant answer us. Just says he can do what he wants and that his families opinions don't matter.
Do you guys know how he can keep doing this to himself when it obviously is putting a huge toll on his family?
TL:DR
> my dad is alcoholic
>2 hospital trips last year from alcohol related troubles
>recovers and drinks more than he previously did
> says families opinions of him don't matter to him, just let me drink til it kills me
>how can someone live like this?
>>701965146
it's got more booze in it but a lot more sugar too, you probably reacted to that
>>701964665
2 a day and you might pass as an alcoholic
Look at all the unemployed faggots
>>701961529
beer with sidecar reporting
Reporting in
>>701964341
I drink shitty beer from the time I wake up until I pass out.
Usually around 3-4 32 or 40 oz during the daybwhen busy. Then 2-3 more late before sleeping
>I have night terrors when I don't drink until I pass out
>>701964514
Scar from surgery on my left side runs all the way to mid back.
>>701965220
I work the night shift at amazon faggot.
Gtfo to jewniversity
>>701965192
it helps numbs my depression and stuff, but it also gives me satisfaction that im killing myself slowly in a way that people wont really notice, as i have no one really close to me, your dads a lucky guy, you guys should do all you can to get him into rehab or aa or beat the shit out of him, anything at all to help him out really
>>701965211
Yeah. It's the sugar. Your blood sugar is spiking.
>>701964791
For sure. Glad I'm not the only one. The anxiety also really gets to me. I'll
Be so fuckin anxious and so paranoid about the night(s) before, even if I didn't do anything bad, I'll just pace and pace and live in the hellish rhelm that is the aftermath. Its like the worst man. Drinking sucks. Yet I still do it everyday
>>701965379
Night shift at walmart!
>>701965220
I drink a liter of vodka daily and hold down a pretty cushy job in state government. There are plenty of high functioning alcoholics out there, a lot more than you'd think.
>>701965192
He feels like shit when he is not drinking because his body is used to it. Does not take a genius to understand.
>>701964428
That's more than two 750s of liquor a night....
>>701965379
That's like one up in the food chain moron.
>>701965220
vacation days bruh
>>701965051
Well I'd say a solid 5 days a week. I mostly drink cider yesterday for example I bought 60. 3 cases of 20 i woke up this morning I had 11 left.
Been doing this for about 5 years constantly.
I have heart burn pretty bad now I'm on heartburn medication.
I would say my memory is gradually getting worse. No doubt my liver is also fucked or so my doctor says.
I'm 26 not in bad shape I do eat healthy and exercise when possible.
Usually before I get wasted. Physical appearance I look healthy.
Plenty of water and vitamins help reduce my suffering but I've been drunk since Monday now. Anything else just ask
Going hard!
>>701965185
Idk. Again, entirely inexperienced in the substance, but I get the impression they'd be too strong to really savour the emotions. I'm at the point where being drunk doesn't seem at all odd to me and I can just enjoy the feelz
>>701961529
my absinthe just came in
>>701965714
do you intend to quit drinking some day?
>>701965612
Best place for our alcoholics.
>>701965714
not him but, im wondering what is your reasoning? how did it get started? you thought about quitting? tried? just interested in your experience.
>>701965714
>I have heart burn pretty bad now I'm on heartburn medication.
Careful if it is calcium based which most are you can end up with bladder stones if you take daily.
>>701965714
This is me
>>701964665
if you were at 3 per day , 2 botles per week is nothing
>>701965714
what job do you have and how do you maintain it?
>>701965625
So you would rather knowingly slowly kill yourself in front of your entire family who is trying to help you, just because you don't want to change your habit? He gets 80% of his calories from alcohol and only eats one small meal at dinner and calls himself "healthy" I would think he'd feel more like shit drinking that much rather than not drinking. Granted I've never been drunk before so I wouldn't know.
>>701965997
It's prescription omneprozal I believe
>>701966002
>>701965934
obviously it started because hes an ugly cunt
>>701961529
Ayy lmao gidday mates
>>701966077
you're too far out to look in.
>>701965515
I used to get this but I found that changing my friends helps. If you feel guilty and paranoid everytime the day after a session, you're surrounding yourself with people who you can't be yourself with.
>>701965437
I understand that it can numb feelings, and im pretty sure thats what he is trying to do by drinking so much. His dad past away 36 years ago and he still bursts into tears at the thought of the man. But what I don't understand is we have all been trying to help him for the last 5 years and he refuses our help.
>>701966209
thats why im asking you
>>701961529
Crushed the shakes a bit ago what's up
>>701961681
You're not an alcoholic
>>701966077
>Never been drunk
>Pontificates about alcoholism
retaaaaard detected
>>701966023
I work from home mostly I test software so I've no real need to go into the office.
Two days a week I'm somewhat sober so I go in then
>>701961529
9 year alcoholic here. Sober for 42 days due to a court order.
I can hardly wait for this fucking case to be over with so I can get back to drinking. Going through life sober is the pits.
Gf dont let me drink got plasterd on vodka last night. Anyone feel super horny after drinking?
>>701961996
I "quit drinking" for two years......because I started snorting heroin. Now I'm off the methadone clinic and picking up the fragments of my life. Oh and back to at least a pint of bourbon and a couple six packs a day again. I'm hoping once I find a new job I'll have something to live for again and can go through each day without trying to numb myself.
>>701962495
Like a month ago I had a solid shit and I was astounded
>>701966429
I feel super horny while drinking
>>701963079
That shit is nasty as fuck
>>701965934
Reasoning is I used it to cope with stress and I slowly became dependant on it over time.
Haven't tried quitting yet as I suffer withdrawal of I stop now.
My advice is don't fucking do it drink in moderate amounts
>>701963410
There's no reason to not mix liquors
>>701966162
Thanks anon :)
>>701966394
explain, All I said was that he is slowly killing himself with his habits. Which is a fact. And that he gets 80% of his daily calories from alcohol, which is also a fact.
>>701966248
That's really interesting. Godspeed anon
>>701961529
I'm no alcoholic but I want to report in.. Currently I'm just watching salt the movie.. The end
Also I'm a cig addict and smoking now.. And this is how I smoke.. I put my whole palm on my face
>>701963465
I used to be a hard core heroin addict but I switched to morphine so life is good
>>701963410
Mixing kinds of drinks isn't a problem, it's just about the amount of alcohol.
>>701961978
Drink plenty of water and eat something salty every day. When I'm drinking I go through about a gallon of water a day. Never have hangovers, even when I have a shit day and end up drinking a half gallon of whisky.
>>701961529
reporting
>>701966802
Weird method of smoking, man. Hands are fucking filthy.
>>701965192
Why is your "Too long didn't read" the same length as the rest of your post?
>>701966802
nice bait shit cunt, youd have better luck in any other thread than this
>>701965650
you're point ?
>>701966917
it may be the same amount of lines, but it is more condensed.
>>701966903
Now I'm go na drink at 10 38 am how's that sound? I'm go na get fre kay
>>701965594
Jesus, you would be better off unemployed.
>>701964428
Usually in the 21-24 range when I can control myself. Whisky and coke out of a pint glass, about 1:3.
When I've had a crappy day or two, it'll end up closer to 40.
>>701963946
>Mr. Boston
Muh niggah can't go wrong with $4 a pint, with a six pack of natty ice (5.9% at $5)
>>701966984
I was joking I thought y'all kind folks of rocafella records would get it but apprently I'm not wanted here so IM LEAVONG
>>701966409
do you coworkers know about it and does your family feel about it
I usually pop a xanax an hour before I have to get up to keep the shakes down when I wake up again. Life is a dream...
>>701961529
Reporting
Drinking Bushmills, Black bush
Meanwhile unzipping hentai mangas for research.
>>701966802
Salt is a fucking awful movie. How can you watch it and not be drinking? Also, thanks for shitposting.
>>701966311
Since its your old man, I'm really sorry you gotta deal with that anon, I truly am. My parents don't drink, but I do. Alcohol has the power to destroy beautiful things, and right now, your dad is powerless. I'm not a fucking expert, and I know it's hard to understand when you yourself doesn't drink, but an addiction means that they'll do anything to get a fix. Whether it's shootin coke or drinking beer. If he's not ready to except that he's hurting the people he loves, there isn't a goddamn thing that anyone in the world can do. I wish you the best anonymous
>>701967023
Than why didn't you write it that way in the first place? If they are both the same length one is not more condensed than the other, so I assume you mean more easily readable? Not trying to be an asshole, just generally curious. I figured you didn't know what TL:DR meant.
>>701967297
Bushmills Black Bush is so fucking stellar. It's a steal at it's price. In WA it's pretty much the same price as the regular stuff.
>>701962791
Everyone has different tastes, mine is Jägermeister :) I can drink it like water.
>>701967225
My coworkers no although I'm sure they smell it off me no doubt or something like that.
My family know yes they have tried to talk to me stage an intervention and such all has failed my fault.
My sober look ha ha notice my lifeless eyes
>>701967451
his TL:DR is fine. whats up your arse, faggot.
i mean youve got fuckin alcoholics talking shit and saying more annoying things through this whole thread and you decide to pick on this one guy, fuck off outta here you pussy
>>701967451
Because this is 4chan we're talking about here, I made the assumption that people would see the more scrambled sentences and skip past that to the green text.
>>701965192
Addictions aren't logical, nor do they allow for emotional appeals.
Your father, like many of us, is an addict. Drinking, for him, is far better than his family being "happier", and you need to realize that you wouldn't be "happy" if he just gave up drinking, you'd only be "happier".
You want to take away what is likely the only thing in his life that gives him pleasure just so you and your mother can be very slightly happier, and that's selfish as fuck.
>>701967297
Where you from fellow anon Bushmills is a good start.
>>701967651
Protip. Keep an open bottle of hand sanitizer at your desk. The smell will throw them off. Also, if your place of employment has the hand sanitizer stands near it's entrances like some do, put it on your hands, but rub it on your clothes.
>>701967768
Finland. got the whole week free from work.
>>701962791
Not that it matters but, I agree
>>701967784
Fuck that's a good idea anon why didn't I think of that ha ha are you a fellow alcoholic?
>>701967651
you look like you never even had a drink.
>>701967855
Northern Ireland here Bushmills on tap ha ha
who is wasted right now?
>>701967731
I was honestly curious. No hate. Just 8/10 drunk at 7:48 AM. Also, I was asking him questions, not picking on him. There is a difference. Based on the way you type I'm guessing that's a subtle difference you might have trouble picking up on.
>>701967940
I wish that were true anon
>>701962175
What's tonic? Sounds like the culprit
>>701961529
I'm an alcohol and its destroying my family
>>701967750
no I would genuinely be happier because im not witnessing a man I actually care about slowly deteriorate to a pile of bones because going to the bar three times a day makes him happy.
If drinking to him is better than seeing his three kids and wife happy than I don't want much else to do with the man.
>>701967996
Soon, Anonymous. Soon.
>>701968123
Better off single my gf left me 2 years ago
>>701967739
So you posted the first part assuming people would completely ignore it and go straight for the greentext rendition? If you think people only want to read green texted stories, why didn't you just leave the first part out? By your own admission it was there just to be skipped. That's the point I was trying to make all along.
>>701968123
then go away alcohol
>>701961529
Im 12 and i came to this thread to say " here" xdd i trolled u all xd
>>701967904
You fucking know it.
>>701967358
Thank you anon. I wish you the best as well.
>>701967996
hey my drunkshift is just starting so working on it boss.. 830am picked up a case of beer should be ready to do school by noon..
>>701968031
im 10/10 drunk and on /b/. so i just assume everyone is trying to be a smart ass troll, or theyre genuinely dumb, i picked you as the smart ass. apologies my dude
>>701967968
Whisky (dropping the e out of respect) doesn't come on tap my friend. Try not to die from a car bomb friend.
>>701968330
Not a problem friend. I'll be 10/10 soon hopefully.
>>701968068
Bitter soda water.
>>701968148
You would be only very slightly happier. In fact, you'd probably not be happier at all, supposing the man isn't an angry or violent drunk.
You wouldn't have any more quality time with him than you do now, because he'd very likely want nothing to do with you little shitheads without the alcohol there to numb the feeling of having to take care of three ungrateful assholes, he wouldn't be spending the money he saved on you kids because he knows you can get by with what he's been giving, and you would probably just spend as much time at your computer so you wouldn't even see him more often.
How would your life significantly change if he stopped drinking?
It wouldn't. You're just a selfish prick who can't stand to see someone else trying to do whatever they can to be happy for a minute.
>>701965714
You dust 49 in a day? Is that being wasted all day? Or just in a night
Im in a skype call right now drunk but i try to act not drunk so my friends dont think im an alchoholic.
>>701968399
I mean it in the aspects I live with 20 miles of the actual Bushmills factory and I can get it from there even the ones they only sell at the factory.
>>701968068
It's soda water with quinine and a little bit of sugar in it. Quinine glows under a black light, so for Halloween I freeze a bunch in an ice tray and make glowing Gin and Tonics out of them.
>>701968599
That's a pretty normal amount for grabbing a drink to get you out of bed in the morning. You start when you wake up and stop when you go to bed, chasing a buzz the whole day and finishing drunk.
>>701968654
they know
>>701968654
>>701968713
Oh, that makes sense. I'm very jealous! So being from Northern Ireland are you the "I'll never drink Jameson" camp?
>>701968717
you sound like a fuckin fag bro
>>701961529
i drink to this...
>>>/pol/87211892
>>701968599
Usually start in the morning drunk from the day before and drink like I said until I pass out.
>>701968740
you are going to die very humiliating, painful and sad meaningless death. You do know that? just quit while you can.
>>701968565
this is spot on.. you cant live your life waiting for someone else to make you happy because that will never happen. People tend to disappoint when it comes to living to please other people.
I dont know about you but I know Im responsible for my own happiness and it usually involves a few smokes and drinks.
>>701968871
he sounds like a fag true but a cool fag like Freddy Mercury.
>>701968809
I won't buy it tbh but if someone offered me a drink of it I'd drink it alcoholic and all ha ha
>>701968871
I sound like a "fuckin fag" because I like to have cool looking drinks at my parties? Expand your horizons man.
I drink a 750 ml of the cheapest Canadian whiskey daily. Just took my lunch break early to go out to my car n slam a few pulls. Ask me anything
>Just discovered the magic of whiskey stones
>Cold drinks without going watery
Its upped my intake of bourbon by too much
>>701969183
what kind of work? Do they know?
>>701969183
are you a crane operator, a pilot or a nurse?
>>701968993
Everyone dies a sad, meaningless death, and most people die in a painful, humiliating fashion.
Why bother trying to leave a dignified, pretty corpse?
Checkin in
>>701969183
I'd also like to know what u do
>>701969385
amazing, friend. absolutely amazing
>>701969385
these are great, stainless steel works pretty good..
has anyone here tried using dry ice to "smoke" their drinks yet?
>>701969463
>Why bother trying to leave a dignified, pretty corpse?
That is not the point but the living part is the point. What i meant is that going on like you are you are not gonna live for long and the rest of your life is going to be suffering if don't try to chance your ways.
>>701969734
>>701969385
why freeze that shit, when you can freeze natural fruit... like grapes or berries, most commonly used for wine, but still serves the purpose of keeping drinks cold without watering them down, plus you get a tasty treat
>>701965192
Because alcohol withdrawal is very bad.
I know what your dads mindset is, iv been there, and right now his mindset is insanity basically.
You see it all starts with the warm cozy feelings alcohol give you.
Then you start having a few more drinks around bed time, because it puts you to sleep and you dont need a prescription for it.
You would be amazed that most alcoholics also suffer from anxiety related sleep problems.
Alcoholics have too many thoughts and worries entering their brains all the time, and they need to shut it out.
All the genius's/writers/inventorrs throughout time had to have one form of addiction to another to shut out the constant electrical surge of brain energy. They all shared one thing in common also, is they never slept.
Anyway, if you have ever been an alcoholic, you will remember the day when if went from being a pleasure to drink to A CONSTANT NEED TO STAVE OF WITHDRAWEL
Thats all it becomes, a game of drinking, nothing matters anymore, you start rationing your booze, putting of things to drink, getting loaded at night to sleep.
You father is too proud to admit that the withdrawals are a straight up hell on earth.
His nervous system is so used to him using alcohol as a reward system, that his nerves have become dependent, and when you suddenly take away that instant reward,
His body goes into insanity, quite literally.
>wake up with a weird inside shake and shocks in your body
>anxiety consumes you and you have this terrible fear of impending doom
>you cant make rational decisions
>you skin and nerves are rapidly firing off
>you thought are also firing off into randoms which causes more confusion and anxiety because you cant control your thoughts
>cold sweat
>you start visible shaking and having hallucinations
I have quite literally jumped out of bed and ran to my vodka bottle and sat on the kitchen floor sobbing and taking massive gulps to relieve me of this insanity.
>>701961529
Supersize me with Whiskey!!
>>701969823
"You can't lead a true life without suffering." -Mahatma Ghandi
"Find what makes you happy and let it kill you." -Kinky Friedman
"Mendacity is the system we live in, liquor is one way out an'death's the other." -Tennessee Williams
I can throw more famous quotes from influential people at you, but I don't think it'd matter.
>>701961529
Morning drinking tequilla, will turn into day drinking vodka in about 41 mins
>>701961978
Never stop drinking.
sup?
please thread, dont die like my insides
>>701969939
because the stones or steel is much more dense than water so it will stay cold for a longer amount of time. Using fruit is good if you are interested in a blend, but it is still mostly water. There are companies that make ice cubes for wine now that are pretty much plastic filled with a gel that doesnt ruin the taste of wine.
>>701970507
kek
>>701970302
i know you tied to make a point but famous quotes from influential people don't make things magical and true. Reality is reality and your choices determine your life.
>>701962515
You an Americunt? As a Britfag when I'm tight on money I buy three-litre bottles of some nasty 7.5% abv cider (like White Ace) and mix it with blackcurrant cordial. I don't know if they sell that kind of disgusting cider in the States though.
It costs about £4 a bottle and contains around 24 units.
>>701967651
im 27 anon, and I have been out there and back like you have, i can see the pain in your eyes.
An old black lady once held my hand and sobbed for me, i asked her what she was doing and she said
" i see the pain, the longing in your eyes son, you need to fill your life with love, stop hurting yourself, tell yourself you love yourself "
It was then that i had a massive break down righ there in a fucking shopping mall of all places, i cried like a little fucking baby anon, all the hurt, the pain and the sorrow came out in one instant "
I took a few weeks off of drinking, stayed locked in my bedroom for two days under blankets writhing of withdrawel.
Then my mind was clear, and i realized what kind of fool iv been.
I still drink, but never like that again anon.
If you have to cry let it out, and just tell yourself you love yourself, and stop hurting yourself anon.
You will feel better i promise.
You brain is just too foggy from the booze.
Best of luck man.
has anyone here ever pissed themselves?
>>701970722
holy shit that was gay as fuck.
>>701961529
Here, sir!
>>701961529
11:25
Drunk and very angry right now.
WTF DO U WANT????
>>701970901
I pissed myself on my friends couch after passing out in his basement in the middle of a party...it was hard to explain the next morning
>>701970874
weirdly, no, i havent, yet i know females who cant drink half as much as i do, that piss themselves when they pass out after a bender
>>701969385
>drinking bourbon from a lowball with whiskey stones
>have a few drinks
>forget I put goddamn rocks into my drink
>throw back my glass
>rocks tumble down and shatter my front teeth
Yea sounds like an amazing fucking idea
OOORRR .. i could just keep using fucking ice like people have been doing for hundreds of year.
fag hipsters with rocks in their drinks..
>>701964341
I've managed to get my shit together a bit (not completely) but this time last year, my average day would be:
4 cans of bitter
4 cans of lager
4 cans of cider
2 alcopops
A half-bottle of whisky or vodka.
I was on that every day for about four months (and smoking 40 cigs a day too).
>>701971078
>.it was hard to explain the next morning
i pissed myself because i was really drunk.
that was hard...
>>701971116
This, plus the small amount of water helps throughout the night. By 6 drinks in you've had a cup of water
Here!
Rum&Coke vodka&drpepper 1400gold chasers.
>>701970637
And we choose a life of chasing the happiness and satisfaction that sobriety cannot provide us. The endless work days, too-frequent PTA meetings and five year old soccer practices, the agonizing dance recitals, the vapid couples that you're forced to befriend for your children's sake, a society in which the only course of legal action is to be a dickless whiner instead of a decisive and powerful person, the failing marriages, the unrealistic childhood dreams that fall to the wayside as the obligations of adulthood fill your day-to-day. For many of us, the only true freedom we are allowed, the only choices we are given, is what to drink that night.
"You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner shop piss at 3AM, you do sometimes look at yourself and think... This is fantastic. I'm in heaven." -Bernard Black (Black's Books)
>>701971091
yeah i usually piss myself on a bender, my girl explains it for me
>>701962199
I kill 3 king can 8.4% beers and I'm ready for bed
>>701971386
She's a keeper.
>>701970874
who hasn't ?
>>701962515
As a Canadian the best price I can get is 15$ for a 6 pack, I feel you anon
>>701964665
It's entirely subjective. If you can't do without it, if it's affecting your life in any way, or if you're hiding it from people then yes you have a drinking problem. That's an incredibly small about for a real soak though, I'd be able to do maybe three of those a day with relative ease when I'm at a low point.
OP and you shit thread
ask how much these faggots consume a day and for how long
2+ liters of wine a day for 5 years now. Every day.
>>701962515
A 12 pack is usually more expensive than bottom shelf piss whisky/vodka. Do a cost analysis of standard drinks per dollar, and I think you'll find you can get a liter of liquor far cheaper than beer.
>>701971316
Praise this man, if only more people understood.
You could call this thread 'alcoholics anonymous' hahahaha I'm so lonely please love me
Stayed up all night playing the new WoW xpac and drinking vodka. Woke up at 7 am with no hangover. I have to say it was a good day.
>>701961529
ayyy
>>701971573
What a waste of money for nearly nothing.
>>701971386
My buddy got blackout drunk and pissed in his sleeping bag on the first night of a 14 day backpacking trip in the Hoh rainforest. Had to sleep in piss smell the rest of the trip. He got it at REI so instead of cleaning it afterward he just returned it like an asshole.
>>701971316
Black book is awesome. i have them all.
You really have put some work into being miserable. anything can be shit if you want it to be. And you can be happy if you put some work in to it. Yes life isn't easy but deal with it. Actively ruining your life is not really a good plan and complaining constantly never really works for your own good.
>>701971316
>>701970637
Sadly, I have obligations to meet today and must leave. I'd rather stay and talk with you more, but I can't.
what's the difference between an alcoholic and a heavy drinker?
An alcoholic sees a problem, whereas a heavy drinker sees a solution.
>>701971573
I drink about 1 and a half of these in a 5-10 hour period a day
>>701971955
costs $11
>>701971866
oh please oh righteous asshole tell me then what I should be drinking?
>>701961529
Fuck, here.
>>701971955
>>701971866
it's not how much you drink you drunkfuckfags
It if you get drunk.
drunk 1 2 3 times a day 99/100 days for the last 5.5 years.
That is an alcoholic.
>>701972298
>drunk 1 2 3 times a day 99/100 days for the last 5.5 years.
what?
>>701972298
how can i get drunk more than once a day if im fucked up from an hour after i start drinking till im out cold on my kitchen tiles after goin for another drink
>>701972094
You need more tequila in your life your too high strung. This is a peaceful place and you should be too. I prefer 13-15 shots (14Gold preference) early about 8AM then glide through the day with rum and coke. Not fancy run though or that spiced shit. Distilled keep ya drunk but not get you drunker shit. End the night with vodka and Dr Pepper. Half half on all mixed.
>>701961529
Checkin In
When I was younger, I never realized that growing up meant drinking a lot more to deal with how terrible the world actually is.
Once you grow out of that childhood/teenage mindset and see the world for what it really is,
A bottle of golden brown whiskey is the absolute escape at the end of the day.
Helps you wash away all the dirt and grime of your day, the awkward social interactions, the childish jerry springer bullshit from girls, the constant retarded garbage on the news about faggots and feminists.
Just wash it all away, wipe it away and start new in the morning for the next round of earthly torment.
>>701972736
Be an hero
>>701973117
what you drinking? I just shot 80ml vodka to cure hangover.
>>701972736
Jk anon. Maybe don't go as hard. Space dat shit out sang
>>701961529
Wazzup negroe
>>701973270
atleast you were able to have a childhood and teen years without it, respect for that
>>701973037
What do you do for work and how do you get away with wreaking like Robert Downey Jr.?
>>701973270
not very smart.
>>701972736
You make up and start drinking again.
I don't pas out / black out but fall asleep wake and start again.
20 years drunk, 18 days sober.
>>701963462
**4/10**
>>701972518
drink until drunk then sleep then wake up and do it again.
>>701973518
Reyka Vodka, going a bottle or two every couple of days, goes down smoothly, shame its a bit pricey
to all the newfag alcoholics, or even heavy drinkers. you need plenty of zinc, vitamin c, and for the fellow shut ins, vitamin d supplements, fish oil never hurt anyone either
>>701973037
nigga I don't hit that heavy.
>>701973270
I feel you bro
>>701971696
I heart you, anon.
>>701973782
If I would have spent my life doing cocaine and worrying about long-term health effects
and then I would have gotten aids
I would have done all the fucking cocaine in the world.
There's worse things out there than drugs.
>>701973782
>smart
As if that ever mattered.
Nobody likes smart people.
Have you ever tried to be smart in front of your peers? they hate you for it, better to drink and just act as stupid as they are, at-least then you can get laid.
>>701971492
The fuck? I thought canadians were THE beer drinkers..
>>701962051
hey Chuck
>>701974294
>>701974520
for me being smart is different than it is to clearly. i feel good because there are people with shittier lives than i have.
>>701965714
Medfag here. Yeah, your liver is most likely fucked and I wouldn't be surprised if your memory is affected. You might want to seriously consider a change, as you are still young. I've seen more than one case of alcohol-related dementia in younger adults (mid to late 30s). It's horrible but can be somewhat reversed.
I'm not one to judge but consider help. And a protip: if you're not already on it, get your GP to but you on b1 vitamin injections (Thiamine) - you most likely, or more than likely, have use for it. That goes out to everybody of you heavy-drinkers.
>>701974584
Canadian here, I can crush a 24 of 5% plus shots in a night if the party is good. Your American water is nothing to us hick
I'm 31. I drink every day, a 6-pack of 16oz beers and a couple of nips. I've been doing this for almost 10 years.
To be honest I don't experience any of the medical issues people are describing ITT. I wouldn't be surprised if something was going on internally without my knowledge. But my memory is fine, I don't get the shakes, or any nerve pain, I'm 6' 3'' 205 lbs. I do have these tiny red dots on my skin, but I've been told they just come with aging. I don't know. Am I lucky? Can I still quit while I'm ahead?
>>701975496
of courz u dont
u dont drink enough :D
drinking is only fun if you're hot
>>701975814
Truth, you ugly fucks ain't gettin shit in the bars
>>701975803
You're joking, but after watching Intervention a few times, I think you're right.
I never realized drinking a handle of rum every day was a thing.
>>701973270
this
Anyone have any good tasty yet semi alcoholic drinks? Looking to get quite toasty after 2 or 3 drinks.
I've quit drinking completely now, I'm 30. Been binge drinking for 10 years since I was 15, got worse from when I was 25 as I was just drinking anytime I could anything I could. Feel great now. No anxiety or depression, alcohol really fucks with your mental state, worse than your organs. but been clean for 7 months bank account is looking so good too, I still like going and socialising with friends but spend on average about £5/10 a night out rather than £80/130. Anyone can do it.
>>701976085
yep
whatever escape people have from reality, they take it.
saying it out loud is a different thing.
lots of men have their two good glasses of whisky every day after work -in a bar on in their houses, dont matter, same thing, same 'reason'.
because theres only One essential reason to drink. and it is way too obvious to be noticed.
>>701961529
All I drink is black velvet and burnets vodka..
>>701971910
Now that I'm back, I can answer you.
Happiness isn't something you have to work for, it's something you have or you don't. You could save your money and go to that concert, and it might be fun, you might be happy, or you can pour some liquor down your throat for less and guarantee that happiness. It's cheap, it's everywhere, and it's a surefire fix for an evening, and you can do it over and over and over and it never gets any worse.
"Ruining your life" is far too subjective to even bother bringing up. This is my life, and it is not a ruined life. I enjoy it, I'm happy with it. It isn't ruined.
We don't tend to complain, either. You've asked for reasons, and I've provided them in a straight-forward manner that doesn't defy my only rule in life--write well.
"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is ruining the quality of our suffering." -Tom Walts
>>701976584
>Anyone have any good tasty yet semi alcoholic drinks? Looking to get quite toasty after 2 or 3 drinks.
Looking for 3 part drinks or less
>>701973270
Well said.