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The twist: The kidnappers are ISIS. How fucked are you?

If no TV, movie or video game.
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>>701956177
Elliot Alderson
Well im fucked
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Green arrow from Arrow season 1; he still kills people at this point so I'm good.
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>>701956177
this fat fuck is useless
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>>701956177
I'm okay, GG will buy a controlling stake in ISIS then break it up for profit
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The L.A. Beast, he'll probably win by challenging them to something crazy which will get them killed.
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......I think I'm okay, but the rescue would be 100% about him and I'd only matter for about 2 seconds?
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>>701956177
The fucking President of Brazil, currently away from her post due to being under an impeachment trial right this moment haha.

Am I fucked or what?
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>>701956177
Agent cooper from twin peaks
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the gang from always sunny

yeah i'm fucked
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C.J Mitchum from wayward pines, i will be fine.
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this gangly uncoordinated bitch
I'm fucked
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>>701956177
Vic mackey and the strike team, season 2 bitches
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Raymond Reddington, feel pretty confident
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>>701956177
Bender.

If he's actually trying all of Isis is screwed.
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What could go wrong.
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Hamlet. From Turner classic movie


I don't have shit to worry about
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If fictional characters dont count it was David Cross
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Dexter. I'm feeling good about that.
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homer simpson.

i guess im fucked.
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>>701957965
You're the safest fucker in this thread.
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>>701956177
Hah im muslim they'll let me go if I recite quran and answer all questions about prayer and jihaad
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Roman Torchwick
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Daniel Ocean (Ocean's Eleven) Think I will be okay
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Don't remember the last thing I watched on TV, so it'll have to be Geralt from TW3. Feeling pretty good about that.
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Macgyver

I guess that's good?
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>>701958033
If your white then you will be alright. but if you are of any other color. Good luck /b/ro
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>>701958141
bullshit

99.9% of ISIS execution vids are of them executing other muslims
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I'm fine, Papi Pablo will hang them from a tree.
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>>701956177
>Roggvir
>i will share his fate
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>>701956177
I don't realy watch t.v shows. does twitch, and movies cound to?
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>>701958285
DEATH TO KIDNAPPERS
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Mulder and Scully. They're competent but they're usually the only ones who survive. I might be fucked.
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The kerbal space program is gonna save me, I don't know if I should be happy or worried. They'll probably just crash a satellite on isis
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Genji from overwatch
>too ez
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finn the human
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Lucas Hood
I think I'm good with this
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Alucard from symphony of the night, I'm safe here guys
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>>701958324
sorry op i'm blind, did not read the discryption i apologyize. please forgive me anon kun
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>>701958324
>I'm too retarded to read an entire sentence
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>>701956177
Goku
Im in the clean but i guess it will take a few hours
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>>701956177
I think I'm good...
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>>701956177
captain america
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i guess ted from How I met ur mother, quite olay with it
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>>701958405
kill yourself
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>>701958095
Terrible fucking show unless you're talking about the boy scientist
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>>701956177
dis gon be gud
if fictional chars wont count it would be Hank from Califonication (fuck)
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>>701958247
Depends if we're talking about the beginning or the end of the film
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>>701956177
The Arisen from Dragon's Dogma.
I'll be fine. Probably. Depends on how much the Arisen dicks around in the meantime. My character tends to do a LOT of dicking around.
But so long as she shows up, she'll save me and ... I probably won't get laid because all my characters are lesbians.
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I not worry for Mr.Chow has my back

Mr.Chow always cover his bitches
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(original) Top Gear
-so the Hamster, the Ape and Captain Slow

...hmmmm
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Dandy from American Horror Story Season 4. I think I'm fucked.
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>>701956177
Watch out ISIS
Johnny Carson comin' at ya
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>>701956177
Well, shit.
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>>701956177

Adolf hitler is coming to save me
>thx documentaries
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>>701956177
Svengoolie will save me.
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>>701957965
now I'm jealous
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>>701958247
idk about you but I think he's a fan of swiss folks
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>>701956177
The mechanic soo...ill just sit here and wait patently
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I think it's going to be interesting.
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>>701956177
>>701958405

I'm, pretty fucking alright. better yet, they have no fucking chance, they properly think its allah who is punishing them, and kill themselfs. fuck jeah.
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Chuck Norris
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>>701957965
what if he just doesnt really give a fuck and sends that ginger cuck instead
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>>701956177

Calm down niggers, I'm as good as saved.

Richter MOTHERFUCKING Belmont
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Agent Gideon from Criminal Minds

feelsgoodman
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>>701958762
He can't do shit but cooking meth, he's in this case just an old, bald cancerbro with education
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one of the three kids from Stranger Things
im fucked
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>>701957698
Its a woman, your fucked, she has no strengh no power. But you have one chance, they are goatfuckers so high chanse they will fuck her too. And when they are doing that, you can try to escape. good luck anon.
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>>701958735
absolute degenerate.
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>>701957965
>and that is how ISIS finally crumbled and burned
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>>701956177
Rory Gilmore.
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>>701958894

What is a man?
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>>701956177

Oh fuck.
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Reddington from the blacklist. Fuck you, isis
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Well ISIS is about to get raped
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>>701958894
Richter is bottom tier, when it's Alucard, let me know.
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>>701956177
Doug in king of Queens.

yeah I am fucked
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Korosensei from Assassination Classroom
Well I'm safe
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>>701958777
Trips checked
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Hank Moody from Californication. Fuck
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Red Foreman. I'll be alright.
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>>701956177
shutterfly, im saved!
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>>701956177
that blonde bitch from homeland

not that fucked but still fucked /10
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Rick Castle. Good or bad?
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>>701956177
Captain Janeway. I'm fucked and so is Voyager.
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Rajoy, im saved
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I win
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Punisher, im feeling good about this
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Richard Dawkins...

...at least he's not gonna waste his time praying for me.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>701959170
hell put his foot in their ass
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Bojack fucking horseman
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>>701959095

Don't wanna spoil shit for you too much, but Adabesi vs. The Muslims gets told in season 3. I think you're fucked.
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>>701956177
wally kazam. think I'm good with his magic stick.
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>>701959153
>>701958526
Mine too zoozle
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I am not fucked at all
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A-Team
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Allen from D Gray Man

If we're talking actual T.V then Stewie from family guy

Either way ISIS don't stand a chance
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>>701956177
Dora the explorer. I'm fucked.
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>>701956177
let the bodies hit the floor.
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>>701957371

pic related is top tier getaway driver though
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>>701957371
>implying he won't smack the mudslimes in the mouth for failing to provide a pork platter.
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T'Pol from ST:Enterprise. I'll live.
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I'm fucked
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>>701956177
black phillip
..allah wont be of use in this moment.
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Family Guy XDDD
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Eleven from Stranger Things
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... John Reese ...

Welp, nothing else to do but sit back and enjoy the free ticket out of here!
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Cartman...
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>>701956177
paddy's pub gang in 1776
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>>701956177
Hank hill. I think I will be ok. Eventually.
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>>701956177
Pic related I'm golden
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>>701956177
Jack McCoy. Fuck yeah, kidnappers are going to prison forever.
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>>701956177
You all can suck some dick with your mortal heroes. i have a imortal demon who feed on fear and can't be killed by humans. I WIN
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>>701957244
same nigga
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The druggie son from Fear The Walking Dead. I'm fucked.
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>>701958952

Swap him out for Mike Ehrmantraut from the same show though and he is safe as houses
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Cassidy from “the Preacher“
I will be fine
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Barney Stinson.

Shit.
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>>701956177
The bluth family
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It's either Jonathan Strange or Goku, I can't remember which
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filthy frank haha Im save
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Oh yes Ber Grylls nice
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>>701958460
You would have fared better with Barney or even Marshall
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>>701956177
Mat Damon i think im good
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I'll be just fine
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Fallout 4 guy/girl. Me being saved depends on the difficulty setting, I guess.
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Well, froynlaven.
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>>701960163
But he never asked for this.

You're doomed.
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>>701956177
JD from scrubs. I'm done for.
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>>701956177
Elliot from mr Robot

this can be intresting or he can just totally forget me
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>>701956177
South Park.

... I might be okay? Probably not. Random bystanders on that show die 99% of the time.
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>>701959591
>implying he'd do shit
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Eric from true blood. I'll be fine. Then food.
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>>701956177
Yagami Light

Should be easy
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>>701956177
Cassidy from Preacher, seems like I'm good.
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Some English bloke who raises cows. I'm boned.
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>>701960277
I don't know, they did beat Bin Laden that one time.

But, you're probably only slightly better off than the guys that got the Animaniacs.
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>>701956177
Russian soldier on bf4 lmao
I wish bf4 had an ISIS mode
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Liking my odds.
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yep
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homer... i'm fucked
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Doomguy. Yeah I'm good.
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>>701956177
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Andy Samberg...
Schmorgi Schmorg....

I'm fucked
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>>701956177
Rick Sanchez... This'll be fun to watch.
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>>701956177
macho man randy savage. yeah. he gonna tear isis apart yeah. elizabeth watching in a tight dress, yeah.
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The toxic avenger. I'm saved!
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>>701956177
Jake Peralta, might be good to be kidnapped.
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>>701956177
Saul Goodman
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pretty good, unless it's just the toy version...
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The doctor.

I'm good
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Deneris Targaryan

An intelligent qt, an army of extremely well trained warriors and three dragons are coming to fuck Isis up.
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>>701956177
Luluco from space patrol
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>>701956177
The gays from modern family
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Leeroy Jethro Gibbs
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>>701956177
She can always shoot one of them, then he'll attack the rest
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I think I might be fucked... Kelly Ripa, she does have those abs of steel though
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They're shaking in their boots.
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>>701956177
The crew of odyssey 5.

I'll be out in a few hours.
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Steve Irwin... I guess no one's coming for me then
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>>701956177
Sterling Archer.
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This guy
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>>701956177
I might as well hang myself.
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Just finished playing doom so I think I'm good.
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>>701961176
Kek
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Bender from futurama.

If hes actually doing it im pretty safe but i feel like he wouldnt bother with for a long time.
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>>701961243
Is that Adrian's "helper" from Monk?
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>>701960784
Holy shit
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Batman from Arkham Knight, easy.
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Thank you based King Harlaus
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Good thing I watched Munich last night.
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>>701961308
No, its a presenter from lifestyle shows on channel 4.
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>>701961308
Oh. Nevermind. She's from some gay real estate show from the UK
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>>701958232

I guess thats the best anyone could hope for.
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Watching King of Queens, so Kevin James is going to rescue me. No worries here, Paul Blart mall cop is on his way!
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i dont watch tv
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>>701961488
It's not gay! It's exciting looking at real estate.
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>>701956177
I think I'm good.
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>>701956177
Fuck yeah! Its Geralt if Rivia!
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>>701956177
>don't watch movies
>don't watch tv
>just played a hentai game with a femalle protag
i am doomed
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>>701956177

No problem.
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>>701961387
Kek.
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'You got fucking kidnapped anon!?... what are you!?'

'An idiot sandwich.'
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>>701956177
ash will save me from isis
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>>701956177
I'd say I'm ok.
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ash vs evil dead, I think I am chill
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Dexter, I think I'm good.
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i'll be fine
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>>701961720
quit watching that ages ago. Did DiNozzo finally get around to fucking Ziva?
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>>701961849
forgot pic
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>>701956177
Just started reatching angel. So I guess I'm good? I mean I assume he can handle it
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I'm the one in the center. I think I'll be alright eventually.
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>>701956177
Silvio Santos. Oh no
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Wilfred. Shit.
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>>701956177
harambe
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>>701956177
I am okay with this
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>>701961957
I also just realized I completely misunderstood this. Last person I saw in anything was some Russian guy trying to kill us, I might be fucked.
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Well I'm screwed
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>>701956177
mr.robot...

Fucking sandniggers probably dont even know how to use a refrigerator so 1337 hacking skills wont be useful for fuck
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>>701956177
Last movie i watched was captain america: the winter soldier. I think im ok.
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batman

I'm gonna be fine... unless I'm Harvey Dent
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>>701956177
I think I'd be saved but IDK, that bitch is nutty as fuck
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>>701956177
Isis is fucked. Gonna have Mara, the giant penis demon, summoned on their asses.
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Well, being saved has never been easier
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I guess this guy. How fucked am I?
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I think I'm in good hands.
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>>701957887
Dee what do you mean your Going to take down Isis?
I mean just what I said charlie
No offense Dee but you couldn't take down an midget let alone a terrorist organisation
What does a midget have to do with middle East terrorism Mac
Nothing...I guess. But you still couldn't do yes I could
No you really couldn't
WATCH ME

cut to title card as music plays
Dee takes down isis
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If YouTube counts, I have Big Money Salvia coming to my rescue.
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>>701961488
An expert on real estate is one of the best people you can have rescuing you. Think about it
>Negotiating skills
Not just that, but you'd be trapped in a building. And what do real estate experts know a lot about?
>Buildings
>She'd know the ins and outs of the building you're in
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>>701961900

Ziva is dead, Weatherly left the show for his own show.

So the story is that Ziva was raising their daughter in Israel when Kort killed her, now Dinozzo has left NCIS to raise their daughter in France.

He was too fat and old to play the cool agent at this point, the character had lost something.

However, he has been replaced by a black dude from MI5 and a hard-boiled investigator broad from the FBI.

Could go either way.

Sadly, Bishop continues to not be dead.
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>>701962456
Unfortunately the price for that weird meet I was trying to save was to high. Luckily though I was able to find them a nice thread bedroom 2 1/2 bath on the upper East side for a steal. So he might be beheaded but hell get an amazing view off their balcony terrace
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>>701962663
Bishop is awesome, what is the problem with you?
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>>701956177
Sameen Shaw.
Fuckin' hell yeah bois I'm safe.
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>>701956177
By tv standards, Captain Titanium

if not, then by movie, Either Joe Dirt/David Spade, or Dennis Miller.
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>>701961188
soo.. probably good, except you'll be maimed for life in process if not killed.
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>>701963151
screw you

>>701962663
I actually caught an episode with Bishop, and thats when I decided to not boter with revisiting the series.

And yeah, in that episode McGee was the slim one, while DiNozzo was the fattie. Complete role reversal.
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>>701962742
Thank you, real estate lady. It puts my mind at ease knowing that he died with such breathtaking scenery.
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>>701963151

Too soft, she's improved though, the whole "super genius sitting on the floor" thing was super lame. Gibs really needs a case whisperer / beautiful mind when he already has Abby and the world's fastest forensics lab.

They toned it down because it was stupid, but she's still just a warm body in a seat with no character aside from marital issues.
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>>701957965
wish that was me.
got anderson cooper.
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William from Nioh
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>>701957244
same. its not like hes going to hack theit caves or something
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>>701956177
The Dude. I'm totally fucked
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guess i'll be fine
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Shit.
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>>701956177
david fucking bowie from ashes to ashes holy fuck
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I'm royally fucked.
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I should be fine
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I am fucking safe. This guy does what he puts his mind to despite all odds stacked against him.
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Liking my odds
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is it bad if it is Sam and Dean from Supernatural
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Good. CT side will save me.
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>>701956177
local folk singer, fuck balkans
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Liam Fucking Neeson
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>>701956177
>Oddly enough The Hunt: with John Walsh

If I don't make it, at least the bastards won't get away with it?
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>>701956177
Captain James T. Kirk, I'll be fine.
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I might have a chance
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>>701964334
not bad, but much better than guy with real estate lady saving him
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>>701956177
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dexter morgan
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The fucking Avengers thank God
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>>701964891
nope, they'd just prove if it was possible or not..

at least NASA might have secret laser satellites.
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>>701956177
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Phil Spencer, I somehow think I'm fucked
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Gordon Ramsay… oh well
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Bojack Horseman. Fuck.
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>>701956177
eric andre, oh lord
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I should be ok.
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Captain Todger. I'll be fine ish
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>>701964987
ohh, you mean these Fucking Avengers.. gotcha..
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>>701965222
At least you'll be made into something delicious once you die.
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Well I'm fucked
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>>701965254

Damn it Todd, I don't have time to run off on one of your imaginary problems right now. I've got real problems. My tux came back from the cleaner with a spot on it Todd. Does your tux have a spot on it? Wait, why am I even asking you. You've never even been near an evening jacket, rather yet a tux. You know what Todd. TODD, stop trying to talk over me, Todd. I've got real problems here, Todd. Deal with your Ice S, T, U or whatever old rapper you've pissed off on your own, Todd. Okay?

Okay, now what was I saying?
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>>701956177
Arya Stark? Pretty fucked since ISIS has guns. The episode I was watching was before she became faceless, which is a bummer. That would have helped.
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Jerry Seinfeld... This should be interesting!
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Rick Sanchez
GG Isis
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>>701956177
I'm as good as saved.
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>>701956177

Nidalee.... Great
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Sterling Archer
>>goddamnit
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Anderson Cooper. Tell my mum I loved her
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Capt. Picard. Im saved. Picard will just teleport me out.
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>>701966048
I wouldn't be so sure of that. Putting your life in the hands of an unpredictable war criminal who is now in prison for said war crimes and is being forced to work in the kitchen.
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>>701966288
I take it you like TNG more.
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Great. Now I'm dying and my corpse is getting raped
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Jotaro and josuke. I think they'll save me.
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>>701956177
SG-1 with O'Neill.

I think I'm gonna be alright.
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>>701966355
Checked and Idk, Voyager is a good show, for me its probably

>DS9>TNG/VOY>TOS>ENT

She's just incompetent, reckless, and a murderer.
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>>701962008
Same my nigga. Nah we good he'll sort us out
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>>701966391
Kek
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Eva green. I think I'll be alright.
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>>701956177
Lol
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>>701966785

Pic related
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>>701956177
A lvl 50 wood elf assassin archer with 95 archer, 90 sneak, 100 light armor, dragonscale, full sets of customized enchanted gear to completely negate spell costs for all schools + jenessa and a permanent flame thrall? I'm safe
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>>701966669
>cut a 75 year journey down to 7, crippled the Borg, and made first contact with dozens of new lifeforms, not to mention time-travel stuff
I mean, DS9 was great, but Voyager will take us to the future of Trek.
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Legolas lotr I ain't worried!
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Cleveland Brown, I'm either fucked or guaranteed safety. No in between
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Al Swearengen. I'll die, but at least he'll find a way to profit from my death.
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Well, shit. Maybe?
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>>701966876
Forgot to add now is 400 damage so 1200 on sneak attack
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>>701956177
I just binge watched Sumomo Momomo, so I'll be fine. A little worse for wear, but I'll make it.
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>>701956177
Imaginig someone that got John oliver.
>It's 2016 you bigot, accept their culture !
>mfw i'm being raped everyday because John Oliver doesn't think i'm in danger

Anyway, for me it's Franck Underwood who would try to save me.
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LELOUCH VI BRITTANIA IS COMING FOR ME
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>>701958229
100000% safe.
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>>701956177
I don't watch television or movies, so I'm left with the game Evil Genius.
Even if Shen Yu takes me out of ISIS's grasp, I'm just out of the frying pan and into the pot.
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Goku, I think ill probably be ok
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>>701956177

saitama-san :')
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This nigger
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Herman Munster.

Look it up baby faggots.
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>>701967776
Where were you watching that?
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lol eric andre
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I suppose the job is done
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Ultraman taro
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Could be worse.
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>>701956177
Artanis from Starcraft 2.
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>>701956177
Good old Viktor
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>>701960481
haha same
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>>701956177
Bo from Lost Girl....
I believe I have a chance
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valhalla rising.... the goatfuckers should be prepared...
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>>701957444
Didn't think movies were included in TV shows
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I think i'll be okay
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>>701956177
chuck norris from expandables 2.. im pretty saved
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>>701956177
>video game
A chieftain 5 tank
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>>701958972
>>701959691
I got the sheriff lol

I should be sweet.
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Stan Smith. Probably not good. At least he's in the CIA
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Chowder. He's gonna eat them haha
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Lucifer Morningstar- he is always drunk but pretty much a complete badass
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I'm fucked, this was a huge mistake.
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