The twist: The kidnappers are ISIS. How fucked are you?
If no TV, movie or video game.
I'm okay, GG will buy a controlling stake in ISIS then break it up for profit
......I think I'm okay, but the rescue would be 100% about him and I'd only matter for about 2 seconds?
The fucking President of Brazil, currently away from her post due to being under an impeachment trial right this moment haha.
Am I fucked or what?
If fictional characters dont count it was David Cross
I'm fine, Papi Pablo will hang them from a tree.
I think I'm good...
dis gon be gud
if fictional chars wont count it would be Hank from Califonication (fuck)
The Arisen from Dragon's Dogma.
I'll be fine. Probably. Depends on how much the Arisen dicks around in the meantime. My character tends to do a LOT of dicking around.
But so long as she shows up, she'll save me and ... I probably won't get laid because all my characters are lesbians.
Watch out ISIS
Johnny Carson comin' at ya
idk about you but I think he's a fan of swiss folks
I think it's going to be interesting.
I'm, pretty fucking alright. better yet, they have no fucking chance, they properly think its allah who is punishing them, and kill themselfs. fuck jeah.
Calm down niggers, I'm as good as saved.
Richter MOTHERFUCKING Belmont
Its a woman, your fucked, she has no strengh no power. But you have one chance, they are goatfuckers so high chanse they will fuck her too. And when they are doing that, you can try to escape. good luck anon.
Well ISIS is about to get raped
Richter is bottom tier, when it's Alucard, let me know.
...at least he's not gonna waste his time praying for me.
pic related is top tier getaway driver though
You all can suck some dick with your mortal heroes. i have a imortal demon who feed on fear and can't be killed by humans. I WIN
The druggie son from Fear The Walking Dead. I'm fucked.
Jake Peralta, might be good to be kidnapped.
pretty good, unless it's just the toy version...
Luluco from space patrol
She can always shoot one of them, then he'll attack the rest
Watching King of Queens, so Kevin James is going to rescue me. No worries here, Paul Blart mall cop is on his way!
I'm pretty good.
'You got fucking kidnapped anon!?... what are you!?'
'An idiot sandwich.'
I'd say I'm ok.
I'm the one in the center. I think I'll be alright eventually.
Silvio Santos. Oh no
I'm gonna be fine... unless I'm Harvey Dent
I think I'd be saved but IDK, that bitch is nutty as fuck
Isis is fucked. Gonna have Mara, the giant penis demon, summoned on their asses.
Dee what do you mean your Going to take down Isis?
I mean just what I said charlie
No offense Dee but you couldn't take down an midget let alone a terrorist organisation
What does a midget have to do with middle East terrorism Mac
Nothing...I guess. But you still couldn't do yes I could
No you really couldn't
cut to title card as music plays
Dee takes down isis
An expert on real estate is one of the best people you can have rescuing you. Think about it
Not just that, but you'd be trapped in a building. And what do real estate experts know a lot about?
>She'd know the ins and outs of the building you're in
Ziva is dead, Weatherly left the show for his own show.
So the story is that Ziva was raising their daughter in Israel when Kort killed her, now Dinozzo has left NCIS to raise their daughter in France.
He was too fat and old to play the cool agent at this point, the character had lost something.
However, he has been replaced by a black dude from MI5 and a hard-boiled investigator broad from the FBI.
Could go either way.
Sadly, Bishop continues to not be dead.
Unfortunately the price for that weird meet I was trying to save was to high. Luckily though I was able to find them a nice thread bedroom 2 1/2 bath on the upper East side for a steal. So he might be beheaded but hell get an amazing view off their balcony terrace
I actually caught an episode with Bishop, and thats when I decided to not boter with revisiting the series.
And yeah, in that episode McGee was the slim one, while DiNozzo was the fattie. Complete role reversal.
Thank you, real estate lady. It puts my mind at ease knowing that he died with such breathtaking scenery.
Too soft, she's improved though, the whole "super genius sitting on the floor" thing was super lame. Gibs really needs a case whisperer / beautiful mind when he already has Abby and the world's fastest forensics lab.
They toned it down because it was stupid, but she's still just a warm body in a seat with no character aside from marital issues.
same. its not like hes going to hack theit caves or something
I am fucking safe. This guy does what he puts his mind to despite all odds stacked against him.
ohh, you mean these Fucking Avengers.. gotcha..
Damn it Todd, I don't have time to run off on one of your imaginary problems right now. I've got real problems. My tux came back from the cleaner with a spot on it Todd. Does your tux have a spot on it? Wait, why am I even asking you. You've never even been near an evening jacket, rather yet a tux. You know what Todd. TODD, stop trying to talk over me, Todd. I've got real problems here, Todd. Deal with your Ice S, T, U or whatever old rapper you've pissed off on your own, Todd. Okay?
Okay, now what was I saying?
I wouldn't be so sure of that. Putting your life in the hands of an unpredictable war criminal who is now in prison for said war crimes and is being forced to work in the kitchen.
Checked and Idk, Voyager is a good show, for me its probably
She's just incompetent, reckless, and a murderer.
A lvl 50 wood elf assassin archer with 95 archer, 90 sneak, 100 light armor, dragonscale, full sets of customized enchanted gear to completely negate spell costs for all schools + jenessa and a permanent flame thrall? I'm safe
>cut a 75 year journey down to 7, crippled the Borg, and made first contact with dozens of new lifeforms, not to mention time-travel stuff
I mean, DS9 was great, but Voyager will take us to the future of Trek.
Legolas lotr I ain't worried!
Imaginig someone that got John oliver.
>It's 2016 you bigot, accept their culture !
>mfw i'm being raped everyday because John Oliver doesn't think i'm in danger
Anyway, for me it's Franck Underwood who would try to save me.
I don't watch television or movies, so I'm left with the game Evil Genius.
Even if Shen Yu takes me out of ISIS's grasp, I'm just out of the frying pan and into the pot.
Bo from Lost Girl....
I believe I have a chance
Lucifer Morningstar- he is always drunk but pretty much a complete badass
I'm fucked, this was a huge mistake.