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Name and shame someone you hate edition
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You should have changed your flag,many people confuse it with Australia
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>>701937657
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>>701938060
Believe me, I wanted to.
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>>701938082
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Myself
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>>701938082
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Why are IDs even gone?
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Your thread a shit
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>>701938762
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>>701937657
sup, dunedin here. saw the empty store space in front of farmers being filled up, looks like we might be getting a comic book store. or at least selling "retro" comics and toys.
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>>701937657
>Christchurch
Evening fam

>>701938542
Are you the hero we need
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Wainuiomata here
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r8 my meme
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>>701940230
0/Anything
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Wellington here
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>Tauranga

Literally everyone here! Tbh i'd rather be living in Hamilton
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>>701940504
Hamilton = herpes
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>>701940230
its funny because it portrays a maori and he calls the prime minister a mori-ori who were enslaved and eaten by the maori in 1835
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Dunedin reporting in
How do
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>>701940449
Show boobs
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>>701940996
dont even have man boobs
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>Auckland
Chill night in Auckland
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>>701941731
3"0/10 would bang
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>>701941731
hueeheuehueheueheueheueheueheueheuheue
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>>701940219
sorry for you /b/ro
stick in there
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>>701940219
So sorry. Hope you escape soon
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>>701942196
>>701940219

Better be soon, I hear the first stage of the gate has been completed.
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Auckland. Busting for a piss but this bus ride is taking forever.
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>>701942466
Run while you can
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>>701942466
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>>701937657

You lost, get over it. We won.

I didnt mind the vote, I just thought it cynical that no new option included the Union jack.
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>>701942631
That was ages ago dude
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>>701939547
these threads have always been cucked
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>>701942035
What's wrong with Wainui?
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>>701942860
she looks like a faggot
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Whatever cunt suggested this was a good cunt, but I bet they were a hispter cunt.

Its like the craft brew of cola. It hits you in the mouth and doesnt feel the need to apologise
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>>701943016

Your mum looks like a fag
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>>701943022
No sausages in their cola? I'm out, fuck that.
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>>701942860
>>701943076
actually wanting the cuck-stamp on our flag.
>P-please big strong britain can we keep your shitty flag on ours to always remind us how you cucked us.
grow up
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>>701943124
not even fucking true kiwis
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>>701943189
>still arguing about the flag
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>>701942860
That was the whole point of a new flag, you dumb motherfucker.
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Someone play ESO with me. Preferably someone into ERP
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>>701943265
>wondering why this nation is so fucking cucked when you cunts vote to keep the fucking union jack on our flag
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>>701938060
A lot of people wanted to but the options we had were pretty fucking awful so fuck.
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>>701943467
ok, the union jack is bad, but the other designs were pretty fucking awful as well

maybe if there'd been a decent selection process, but there wasn't, so we got four (and then one more) shit flags
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>>701943467
I'm not. I am wondering when you'll get the fuck out of these threads or at the very least stop overusing the word cuck like some 15 year old who just discovered /b/.
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>>701943321

The whole point was to not get confused with Aus. It ended up being a vote to remove the union jack, which is why it failed. They should have included a good union jack option, to see how that fared. They didnt because they knew people would vote for it
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>>701943595
they said cuck once, that's hardly overusing
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>>701943602
yeah but it was also to get rid of the union jack, both not either/or
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>>701943595
Yeah, when can we stop with this cuck hivemind fucksakes people
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>>701943645
Nah, he says cuck multiple times in every thread. Guarantee it's him because of my hatedar
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>>701943595
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>>701943602
If you really think that is all it was about, you're being willfully ignorant.
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>>701943735
it's probably fake idbro
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>>701943602
>>701943692
The whole point was neither of these. It was so John Key would have a Legacy whilst distracting us from TPPA and we denied him that.
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>>701943915
Great, you turned him into a namefag.
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>>701943975
true

but don't kid yourself into thinking we 'denied him'

it doesn't matter that the flag vote didn't go though, it cause people attention, and drew it away form the TPP
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>>701944097
Well we denied him half of it anyway. TPPA was going through regardless of what we want.
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>>701944097

John key is obviously a raging fuckknuckle, but if anyone is going to be negotiating a trade deal, it should be a businessman
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gonna get some mosgiel moonshine friday night boys wew
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>Eat burger king
>get diarrhoea
Why do I keep doing this to myself?
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ANYONE WANT TO TALK ABOUT RELIGION TOO? Lets really get this party started
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>>701943594
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>>701944453
We're all already Muslims. No point circle jerking.
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>>701940504
I used to live in Kati Kati. Know them feels bro.

Most of the people I went to school with are either single mums to multiple men, Still working the same minimum wage job they had in school, or in jail.
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Drinking mavies with the boys in Warkworth
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>>701941337
Shore fag here. It's fucking cold.
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Wellyfag here again. Red peak flag was doomed from the start
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>>701944453
yes, let's talk about the declining rates of christiantity in nz

i think it's great, cause i'm a fag
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>>701939196
every time you post this, someone you love gets cancer.
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>>701942987
The fucking roadworks for a start.
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I hate Simon Rolland from titirangi. He owns http://www.rwm.co.nz/meet-the-team/
Rolland wealth management.

He got rich by ripping off the elderly. By selling them life insurance policies that ramped up the payments in their old age to levels that no human could pay, therefore voiding their policies just as they needed them. He's also just a piece of shit in general.

Also he edited that image to make himself less ginger.
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>>701944657
>the rise of other
Fucking Sikhs
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>>701944856
Looks like an epic faggot.

Got dox?
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>>701944657
Not in Tauranga. Moved to Auckland for work years ago. Everytime I go back I'm weirded out by how many churches and religious schools there are.

>Went a to family funeral recently
>Deceased was not religious
>Fucking born-again in law high-jacked it and turned the whole thing in to a fucking sermon talking about how much the deceased loved god etc etc.
>Aunty got so angry she walked out.
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I'm a wellyfag

Any interesting shit going on?
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>>701944856
he looks alpha af. would let him impregnateGf/10
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>>701944797
Good point
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>>701945070
Not at all. Im just drinking and getting high
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>>701944856
>ripping off the elderly.
who gives a fuck they're going to die anyway. if anything he's doing the right thing by redistributing their greedy wealth rather than having their money swallowed by the banks when they die
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this
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>>701945326
Their families who now have to pay the massive funeral costs, hospice care etc. Dying isn't cheap.
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>>701945486
You dont have to pay...
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>>701945532
Don't cut yourself on that edge.
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>>701945486
you're missing the point.
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>>701942987
Despite that it's literally a hole in the ground?
Theres tons of shit cunts there and probably too few good cunts to justify not bombing the place into oblivion. Sorry bro.
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>>701944657
The"other" grows
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>>701945459
/thread
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Anyone into awkward guys with no social skills and a slightly above average sized penis with only minor ED? hmu.
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>>701945311
Sounds like my kind of Wednesday night tbh...

Big presentation at work tomorrow though, can't get fucked up or I'll be nervous as shit.

Tomorrow though....
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>>701945892
be still my beating heart
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>>701945739
Not a fan of the church but even I lament the loss of the moral guidance it used to provide. Because what do we have to fill the void? Tumblr and Jon Oliver. There is no prospect anymore for finding a good woman in this country. They're all coddled batshit crazy HPV ridden sluts that extract utility and move on. The guys are even worse. All these aimless low energy amoebas that walk around with their mouths open while the society their ancestors died for is being pissed away. I don't have much hope for the future.
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>>701945635
There was a political party back in the 90s who had a policy of filling Wainui up with concrete.

Tried to convince my folks to vote for them.
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>>701945934
Doing the same that night too
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>>701945892
if nzdating profiles were honest...
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>>701945892
how old

>>701946029
if only nzd profiles were this good
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>>701946019
Have one for me bro.
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>>701946073
Lower side of 30.
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>>701945326
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>>701946131
pic of dick
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>>701946197
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>>701946197
Nah. I know people irl who come in this thread sometimes.
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What's the best way to convince a woman I've been fucking to send me nudes?
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>>701946274
>ED
erectile dysfunction or eating disorder? Im guessing first one
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>>701946257
delet this
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>>701946274
And they'll be able to tell you by a picture of your dick?
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>>701939832
>>701940910
dunedin also reporting, that store would be amazing if it was a comic book store. however, i wish there was still a thing like timeout/timezone in the Dunedin area.
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>>701946274

If they already recognise you from your johnson then youve got nothing to hide
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>>701946343
>pic related

>>701946354
Yes.
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/nzg/ sound track.

respond with your contribution via vocaroo
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>>701946378

All the ones in Christchurch are in BK
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Finishing uni this year. Got no fucking career lined up for next year. Made it too the interview stage at a couple of places but fucked myself. Wut do
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>>701946450
there's like nothing fucking here, the odd shop or something has a machine, megazone has a few, but nothing like the good old timezones/timeouts.
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>>701946469

Go to trade school so you can get a trade, and pay off your uni debts from your mickey mouse degree
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>>701944856
>http://www.rwm.co.nz/meet-the-team/

those descriptions have to be the biggest load of word wank I've seen in years
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I went to Kawerau today. Probably the biggest piece of shit I've ever been to.
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>>701937657
I hate people with bad debt

Best known as the author of Rich Dad Poor Dad, Robert Kiyosaki has challenged and changed the way tens of millions of people around the world think about money. He is an entrepreneur, educator, and investor who believes the world needs more entrepreneurs.With perspectives on money and investing that often contradict conventional wisdom, Robert has earned an international reputation for straight talk, irreverence, and courage and has become a passionate and outspoken advocate for financial education.
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>>701946433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
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>>701946425
>smoking makes you important
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>>701946532
Probs going to be around 40k in the red by the time im finished. I kinda want to do something related to my degree though
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>>701946572
i will literally cuck you
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>>701946650

What you got?

Im no careers guys, but I might be able to have a different perspective
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>>701946661
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>>701946796
Agricultural science
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>>701946661
>has no assets
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>>701946433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nxRKiTwViL
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>>701946886
well there is your problem
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>>701943022
I fucking did cunt!
Have you tasted this cunt?
it's fucking delicious!

I am no hipster faggit, I just grabbed it once from the petrol station while on the way home drunk and had a fucking mouthgasm.

up your hole bro.
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>>701946886

I dunno man, spring is here so its about to be boom time for work outdoors. Maybe get a job on a farm to prove you can work long hours, get up on time and dont melt in the rain. Thats got to be 3/10 of the skills you need to show for your actual desired career
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>>701947070
nice man. taking requests?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M
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>>701947301
He had a surprising range. His take on Elvis is epic as well
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>>701947301
No. I can only play like 3 songs well. Here's the same song only faster.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05NEyfSkynV
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>>701947203
Yeah, I know i could land a farm job pretty easy. I just didnt really want to do that while im still young. Big hours, shitty rotation, living in the middle of nowhere in some cases for ~40k. eh i dunno
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>>701947357

I know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT8t0VxZXEM
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Anyone seen a hooker in Wellington?

How was it?
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>701947544
I saw one once.
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>>701947544
I had one in New Plymouth some years ago. worst BJ of my life, had to tell her to stop and get out the car after 20 mins she used to much teeth my dick was raw
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>>701947544
3 of every 4 times its been good.
Where you going to? or getting on from the street?
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>>701947403

I dont know enough about your industry to suggest something specific, but I do know you need to be doing SOMETHING. Youve proven youve got the knowledge, now you need to prove youve got the work ethic to survive the daily grind.

Look at your desired career and find a way to get experience in a few key areas, maybe reliability, ability to work independently or working as a team. A lot of jobs will help you prove you have these skills
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>>701947544
Ask if she will spit in your mouth. If she says no then don't see her. A hooker is a waste of time unless she's wild.
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>>701947784

After 20 minutes I bet she had had enough too
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>>701947826
Yeah thanks man.

Looks like im going to have to just grind for a few years. Hopefully it'll get better
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>>701947882
jokes on her she didnt get paid
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>>701941731
fuck she looks a bit inside herself
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>>701947990
Get into trucking. Sweet job, get to travel, sit on your ass all day and listen to tunes. Pays real well if you play it right. Retraining is minimal compared to other professions. it's basically like getting a trade for $2700 and 10 weeks. Sure you gotta eat a shit sandwich for your first year til you get some experience but that's the same everywhere. Fucking buyers market as well with the massive driver shortage in NZ
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>>701947825
Curious really.

I'm probably an establishment kind of guy rather than street. Never done it before though.
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>>701948300
nice bait
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>>701944868
Sikhs are allg, is the Muslims that I don't like tbh
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>>701945892
Your ED is resultant of excessive porn consumption, if I were to assume. Do yourself a favour, look up what it does to you, and take a break from it.
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Can a friend send me some ammo? Cbf getting a license to buy it.
Also, does anyone know where I can get 155 mill ammo?
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>>701948300
Not that anon, but how hard is it to get your class two licence? Motherfucking load dynamics and shit
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>>701941798
fuck why is this so funny
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>>701948585
bro it's a piece of piss. just memorize these. couple of weeks of doing them here and there and you can pass

http://www.drivingtests.co.nz/roadcode/heavy_vehicle/
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>>701948585

Class 2 is a piece of piss. You just need time and money
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>>701948300
This.

Just started working at my local mainfreight depot, really enjoying it
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>>701948691
Do you drive? Let me tag along for a day and ask some questions. Box of beers and lunch in it for you.
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>>701948793
You in south Canterbury?
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>>701939832
What empty store space?
Theres like 5 of them
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>>701948393
splash club and el bordello are central and pretty decent estabs. Probably the priciest end, but rule of thumb is you usually get what you pay for.
>Cash is cheaper
>Check online for the line up of the girls before you go
>Be prepared you may need to pay up front before you go in.
>wait on the girl you want, don't feel embarrassed into rushing to get a girl away or about waiting.
>talk to her for awhile before you go to the room, that time is free so might as well talk then, and usually better rapport = better time.
>When you cum, its over, she's not going to hold your hand for the rest of the hour.
>They'll buzz her/you about 10-15 mins before your time is up when they'll ask you to extend. be prepared to finish or pay more.
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>>701948793
add a BJ to that and you got a deal
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>>701948885
Ahh gay. Auckland. I just assumed you meant the mainfreight depot in Otahu for some reason. Probably because i'm an idiot. no. definitely.
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this thread will never reach 300
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>>701949045
Ah, no worries. I don't actually drive myself, just fill out the paperwork on the road. But the sights are preddy good, go to lake Tekepo every Thursday, oamaru every Tuesday (Regina lollies, yum), the rest is just around timaru
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Any good jobs going in Wellington for a social media / journalist / gamer / vegetarian / feminist / blogger type?
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>>701949245
livin the dream. NZ is great place for it too. Cool equipment and the best landscape there is.
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>>701949405
I think some guy with ED was looking for a hooker earlier.
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>>701949467
$16.25, which Is pretty good considering I'm (shhh) 17
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>>701949504
Enormous dong?
I can deal for the right price.
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>>701937657
Alister Kyle
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>>701949405
Member of parliament
>spew opinions
>tits out
>get lots of votes
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>>701949897
Ah, the old Helen Clark technique
Ew
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>>701950075
>tits out
not
>teeth out
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>>701949202
We're only the vague promise of anal fisting away from 300 on any given day
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where's ya dunedin nudes @ pham
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>>701949405
whatcha think of my pc?
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Night fuckers
Wuv you
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>>701950236
G'night, kiwi
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>>701950211
glad you have a Seagate hard drive in there.
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When you think about it... all life is.... is eating.
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no one fucking takes us seriously.

we need to declare war on some cunts then we'll finally get some god damn respect, or at least other countries will know we exist.
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>>701937657
I hate you OP
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>>701950498
I heard he's a faggot.
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>>701950464
maybe your life, you fat cunt
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>>701950528
>>701950498
it is fucking Alister Kyle
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>>701950528
I heard that too!
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goodnight people. You're not as bad as you smell/people say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXX-gANYGwQ
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>>701950605
you'd be fucking dead if you didn't eat cunt.
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>>701950911
your mum eats cunt
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>>701950880
Fucking hell, haven't heard that in a long time
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Hookups in dunners anybody?
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>>701938542

agreed
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>>701939619

yuss
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>>701940230

-10000000/10

stop tryimg so hard to be funny you fucking faggot
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lets start up the fourth reich and turn New Zealand in to the glorious all white utopia it was destined to be
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>>701951092
the drug lords gone to bed, come back at an earlier time
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>>701952679
toppy kek
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>Christchurch

little late
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Anyone got Anna-Lisa's nudes?
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>>701952792
Early late night crew, we out here. What's good?
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check em
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>>701952883
Just scoping out movies to watch. Nothing too exciting, you?
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So there's a crime wave in NZ, thoughts?
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>>701952883
what this guy said >>701952985
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>>701952883
Playing Vidya
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>>701952986
no one even committed any crime ow, it waz the cops being racist to the maoris and islanders again straight up gee.
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>>701952243
but then who will sweep the streets and clean the office buildings?
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>>701952985
Just the thread and some jams. Debating on booze or food for dinner.
Got any decent films in mind?
>>701952986
Stealing durries from Z's is hardly a crime wave
>>701953078
Chur. What you playing?
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>>701944252
Newsflash: TPPA isn't a "trade deal"
Its selling our country to any rich cunt that wants a piece, and flushing all our rights down the toilet. John Key is literally selling NZ out from underneath us, and I'm 99.9% sure he has mates that will benefit hugely from it. Wake up, he doesn't give a fuck about NZ.
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>>701953252
Trying to play Metro LL Redux but it keeps crashing.
>>701953290
Your stupid if you think itll be different with another party or leader in charge.
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>>701944938
>needing dox in 2016
Dude, look him up in the fucking phone book if your jimmies are sufficiently rustled to actually do anything
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zyzz didn't even die in a sauna.
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>>701953361
>Redux
What's new about it? Fucking good game though
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>>701953290
>any rich cunt that wants a piece
>implying anyone WANTS New Zealand

>flushing all our rights down the toilet.
>implying any of us had any rights to begin with

>he doesn't give a fuck about NZ.
>implying anyone gives a fuck about NZ
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>>701952986
That's what happens when you cut pig funding.

On a possibly related note, WTF is happening to NZ? I'm studying at AUT and half the students in my papers are fucking rag heads. Walk out onto Queen street and there's fucking dune coons everywhere. They out-number the asians in some places.

And where the fuck did all these homeless cunts come from? Have to walk the fucking gauntlet to get into Maccas.
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>>701953495
this

im surprised to see another NZ'er is a fellow /fit/izen
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>>701953516
Its great. No fucking clue what the changes are.
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>>701953612
jun key plz go
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>>701953776
post gains
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>>701953667
That Auckland housing crisis. Not just some media fabrication m8.
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>>701948904
seems like solid advice. I went to splash club once when i lived in welly, we were thinking about going upstairs (was my mates bday) but we ended up just watching the strippers cuz 300 bucks each is a shit ton to spend on not booze
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>>701953361
>>701953835
I heard the Redux was panned as a downgrade. Sorry bout that.
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>>701949405
this has to be bait, none of those other than journalism are any advantage in a job...

inb4 social media skills
>current year
everyone has social media skills
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>>701953516
>>701953835
>>701954113
The Redux is basically just a graphical update, small for LL but very noticeable for 2033.
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>>701954113
Feels like a down grade. Cant play past catacombs game just hates me
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>>701953960
>implying I have any gains yet

feels bad man, give me a year or so
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>>701954304
I only been to the gym twice now.
going again at like 3am today so no one can see me for the sperg lord that I am.
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>>701953361
I agree completely, our whole system and most of the western world is fucked. Its not just John Key. Its always the same horse shit.

By the way. You're* stupid. Fucks sake dude.
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>>701954453
Noone fucking cares what you look like at the gym, you're at the gym to better yourself, not show off how good you look now.
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>>701954223
being vegetarian would be useful if you were looking to be a gay pornstar or man on man prostitute or other aids filled cum dumpster.

the others could get him employed as a professional motivator, schools hire him out and upon seeing how fucking pathetic they might end up the kids all get their shit together.
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>>701953612
are you retarded or are you just some reddit kid that got a boner for greentexting badly?

Because nothing of what you said there had any merit whatsoever
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>>701954025
Fuckin' eh. Missed that boat by a few years. Now every cunt is buying everywhere else and I'm stuck just trying to catch up on my deposit.

Work mate just sold his 3 bedroom shitbox on a rough street in Ranuifor $700K. The fuck is this country coming too.

We can't acknowledge there's a housing crisis because then we'd have to acknowledge there's a foreign investment problem. And that'd make all the man-bun toting hipsters in Wellington feel slightly racist.
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>>701954551
>Noone fucking cares what you look like at the gym

are you actually retarded? their filled with douchebags who always give fat/skinny people shit because they arent as ripped as them.
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>>701954055
I remember paying like 220 there once but prices have gone up. I know I can have a good night for going there plus a few drinks with mates first, rather then having an all night bindger which can often cost more, lead to less and leave me feeling shit the next day.
ie. I spent just shy of 600 on a big night out in aus this year. Like fuck, why.
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>>701954665
no, no, thats just your self esteem issues, no ones actually SAYING the things you think they are thinking about you. Even if they were, who gives a fuck? Give them a condescending look, say nothing, and go back to what you were doing, and they will feel like a piece of shit. Except, your just full of it
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>>701954551
>>701954665

this is why I go at 3-4am

also imblying females don't go to the gym who I want to fuck and don't want to show what a sperg I am until I can squat 4 plates.
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>>701954650
It's both demand and supply. Don't fall for false dichotomies.
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>>701954665
Fuck off m80. I've been going to Jett's and Snap for years. Been to over a dozen different gyms around the north island. I've only ever had 'problems' with one faggot who thought he was the toughest cunt ever. Woud come in every night, punch the punching bag while bitch hissing as loud as possible, then strut around trying to be intimidating to the malnurished indians. Pretty sure to loser was living in his van in the car too.

99% of the people at the gym either just want to work out and not interact, or are actually more friendly and supportive than the average fucker you'd meet anywhere else.

Good luck finding a gym that isn't full of unwashed Indians doing 6kg bicep curls to infinity though. I ended up dropping Jett's because I couldn't stand the smell.

Home gym mustard race now.
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>>701954665
>are you actually retarded? their filled with douchebags who always give fat/skinny people shit because they arent as ripped as them.

This is what insecure skinny-fats who have never stepped foot in a gym believe.
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>>701954665
mmm nope nobody really cares about anyone else unless theyre doing something extraordinary be it retarded or strong. then of course if anyone does give two fucks like the people you suggest then why care about them you literally called them douchebags
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Just looked at the time now..
Omg its past fucking mightnight.
Havn't done fuck all tonight.
Never do.
Could start watching a movie?
Everytime I do though I end up watching it all the way to the end
Now I won't get to sleep until like 2am and gotta wake up at 7 for work
Am I going to make it through the day tomorrow?
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>>701955289
pretty sure its just one dumbass reddit kid contradicting everyone for the sake of it
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>>701955420
>reddit
>kid
damn these sorts of insults are cringe
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>>701955393
do you like video games /b/ro? Twitch.tv is my thing. I don't have TV set up, its just a monitor for my xbox, and I find watching movies alone pretty unentertaining.
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>>701955583

If this thread does not reach 300 i will fist my anus on livestream while in chastity
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>>701955583
Yeah, cool, can you just go back there now. When you've finished trying too hard, that is.
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Anyone know how the bud supply in Auckland is right now? Feels like it's starting to go dry already.
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>>701955934
seems that way. also having troubles finding stuff
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>>701955934
It's dry as fuck. I know a guy who sells on the side though because the company he works for pays fucking peanuts. Belton or something.
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>>701955721
Thats not a bad idea bro.
Have quite a liking of WWE games.
Easier and more casual then shooters.
Guess I could stream them
And it'd be like watching it on TV.
Might actually even be better considering.
Eh. I'll look tomorrow night.
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>>701956047
>french tank
it's pointing the wrong way ;^)
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>>701955798
in that case we will stop posting at 299.
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>>701956238
Yeah its TV for me. I love watching Starcraft 2, cuz i'm nerdy like that, played it for years, etc. But everythings on there even steam games and shit. Its a bit more interactive than TV, too, if you want. /b/tards fit right into twitch chat
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>>701956274
poast moar tanks
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>>701956645
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>>701956806
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>>701956004
>>701956093
Fuck. A dry summer's bad enough. Now we're already having dry springs.
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>>701957222
nice dubs fgt
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>>701957159
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>>701957159
I bet there isn't even any balls on that table.
silly slut.
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>>701957317
>dubs
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>>701955393
Kek
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>>701958156
have to get to 300 nigga
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lrn2drive fools

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHzzSao6ypE
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>>701958156
one inverted nipple
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>>701958416
post moar curry ass
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>>701958632
Really? Inverted nipple was too much for you? Not the fact that she drew a Pepe in her fucking period blood on her tit?
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>>701958750
meh, its just blood man. I see a lot of blood on this site.
Its just... ONE inverted nipple. No its not "too much" for me. Its just weird as fuck.
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>>701940131
lol im going to christchurch soon
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>>701958632
When you eventually see boobs in real life you won't notice shit like that anymore.
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>>701959160
elaborate?
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>>701953960
how tf is that gains lmao
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>>701959370
tf you say about my gains
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>>701959160
>notices abnormality
>MUST BE DA VERGEN NICKBARD LUL

>wont notice abnormalities when they're directly in front of you, life-size

Fuck off kid.
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>>701959436
cuckoldry is a sin mate
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>>701959370
He gained 200ml of semen in his anus.
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>>701959554
you can still notice an inverted nipple irl.
I would be like ayy lmao and try to suck it back out to be normal.
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Rate?
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>>701959627
you ever tasted your own cum?
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>>701959560
what
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>>701959799
Yup. I often kiss the chick after cumming in her mouth.
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>>701959778
face only a mother could love
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>>701959778
n8/8
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>>701959778
ugly.
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>>701959863
youi mean after her bull cums in her mouth
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>>701959778
could be worse...
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>>701959947
How would that be my cum then? Idiot.
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>>701959947
KEK
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>>701959998
1 off............
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>>701959998
i dont make the rules faggot
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>>701959769
Exactly. This idiots just trying to project the fat neckbeard stereotype on me. Trying real hard. Meh, he's probably an ugly cunt.
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>>701955798
looks like you're safe cunt
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>>701959778
fucking why do people feel the need to do this shit, especially here??

F A G G O T / T E N
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Keeping it 300 like 300bro
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