New Zealand Thread
Name and shame someone you hate edition
sup, dunedin here. saw the empty store space in front of farmers being filled up, looks like we might be getting a comic book store. or at least selling "retro" comics and toys.
You lost, get over it. We won.
I didnt mind the vote, I just thought it cynical that no new option included the Union jack.
Whatever cunt suggested this was a good cunt, but I bet they were a hispter cunt.
Its like the craft brew of cola. It hits you in the mouth and doesnt feel the need to apologise
ok, the union jack is bad, but the other designs were pretty fucking awful as well
maybe if there'd been a decent selection process, but there wasn't, so we got four (and then one more) shit flags
The whole point was to not get confused with Aus. It ended up being a vote to remove the union jack, which is why it failed. They should have included a good union jack option, to see how that fared. They didnt because they knew people would vote for it
I used to live in Kati Kati. Know them feels bro.
Most of the people I went to school with are either single mums to multiple men, Still working the same minimum wage job they had in school, or in jail.
yes, let's talk about the declining rates of christiantity in nz
i think it's great, cause i'm a fag
I hate Simon Rolland from titirangi. He owns http://www.rwm.co.nz/meet-the-team/
Rolland wealth management.
He got rich by ripping off the elderly. By selling them life insurance policies that ramped up the payments in their old age to levels that no human could pay, therefore voiding their policies just as they needed them. He's also just a piece of shit in general.
Also he edited that image to make himself less ginger.
Not in Tauranga. Moved to Auckland for work years ago. Everytime I go back I'm weirded out by how many churches and religious schools there are.
>Went a to family funeral recently
>Deceased was not religious
>Fucking born-again in law high-jacked it and turned the whole thing in to a fucking sermon talking about how much the deceased loved god etc etc.
>Aunty got so angry she walked out.
>ripping off the elderly.
who gives a fuck they're going to die anyway. if anything he's doing the right thing by redistributing their greedy wealth rather than having their money swallowed by the banks when they die
Not a fan of the church but even I lament the loss of the moral guidance it used to provide. Because what do we have to fill the void? Tumblr and Jon Oliver. There is no prospect anymore for finding a good woman in this country. They're all coddled batshit crazy HPV ridden sluts that extract utility and move on. The guys are even worse. All these aimless low energy amoebas that walk around with their mouths open while the society their ancestors died for is being pissed away. I don't have much hope for the future.
And they'll be able to tell you by a picture of your dick?
dunedin also reporting, that store would be amazing if it was a comic book store. however, i wish there was still a thing like timeout/timezone in the Dunedin area.
those descriptions have to be the biggest load of word wank I've seen in years
I hate people with bad debt
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I fucking did cunt!
Have you tasted this cunt?
it's fucking delicious!
I am no hipster faggit, I just grabbed it once from the petrol station while on the way home drunk and had a fucking mouthgasm.
up your hole bro.
I dunno man, spring is here so its about to be boom time for work outdoors. Maybe get a job on a farm to prove you can work long hours, get up on time and dont melt in the rain. Thats got to be 3/10 of the skills you need to show for your actual desired career
Yeah, I know i could land a farm job pretty easy. I just didnt really want to do that while im still young. Big hours, shitty rotation, living in the middle of nowhere in some cases for ~40k. eh i dunno
I dont know enough about your industry to suggest something specific, but I do know you need to be doing SOMETHING. Youve proven youve got the knowledge, now you need to prove youve got the work ethic to survive the daily grind.
Look at your desired career and find a way to get experience in a few key areas, maybe reliability, ability to work independently or working as a team. A lot of jobs will help you prove you have these skills
Get into trucking. Sweet job, get to travel, sit on your ass all day and listen to tunes. Pays real well if you play it right. Retraining is minimal compared to other professions. it's basically like getting a trade for $2700 and 10 weeks. Sure you gotta eat a shit sandwich for your first year til you get some experience but that's the same everywhere. Fucking buyers market as well with the massive driver shortage in NZ
splash club and el bordello are central and pretty decent estabs. Probably the priciest end, but rule of thumb is you usually get what you pay for.
>Cash is cheaper
>Check online for the line up of the girls before you go
>Be prepared you may need to pay up front before you go in.
>wait on the girl you want, don't feel embarrassed into rushing to get a girl away or about waiting.
>talk to her for awhile before you go to the room, that time is free so might as well talk then, and usually better rapport = better time.
>When you cum, its over, she's not going to hold your hand for the rest of the hour.
>They'll buzz her/you about 10-15 mins before your time is up when they'll ask you to extend. be prepared to finish or pay more.
Ah, no worries. I don't actually drive myself, just fill out the paperwork on the road. But the sights are preddy good, go to lake Tekepo every Thursday, oamaru every Tuesday (Regina lollies, yum), the rest is just around timaru
Just the thread and some jams. Debating on booze or food for dinner.
Got any decent films in mind?
Stealing durries from Z's is hardly a crime wave
Chur. What you playing?
Newsflash: TPPA isn't a "trade deal"
Its selling our country to any rich cunt that wants a piece, and flushing all our rights down the toilet. John Key is literally selling NZ out from underneath us, and I'm 99.9% sure he has mates that will benefit hugely from it. Wake up, he doesn't give a fuck about NZ.
>any rich cunt that wants a piece
>implying anyone WANTS New Zealand
>flushing all our rights down the toilet.
>implying any of us had any rights to begin with
>he doesn't give a fuck about NZ.
>implying anyone gives a fuck about NZ
That's what happens when you cut pig funding.
On a possibly related note, WTF is happening to NZ? I'm studying at AUT and half the students in my papers are fucking rag heads. Walk out onto Queen street and there's fucking dune coons everywhere. They out-number the asians in some places.
And where the fuck did all these homeless cunts come from? Have to walk the fucking gauntlet to get into Maccas.
seems like solid advice. I went to splash club once when i lived in welly, we were thinking about going upstairs (was my mates bday) but we ended up just watching the strippers cuz 300 bucks each is a shit ton to spend on not booze
I agree completely, our whole system and most of the western world is fucked. Its not just John Key. Its always the same horse shit.
By the way. You're* stupid. Fucks sake dude.
being vegetarian would be useful if you were looking to be a gay pornstar or man on man prostitute or other aids filled cum dumpster.
the others could get him employed as a professional motivator, schools hire him out and upon seeing how fucking pathetic they might end up the kids all get their shit together.
Fuckin' eh. Missed that boat by a few years. Now every cunt is buying everywhere else and I'm stuck just trying to catch up on my deposit.
Work mate just sold his 3 bedroom shitbox on a rough street in Ranuifor $700K. The fuck is this country coming too.
We can't acknowledge there's a housing crisis because then we'd have to acknowledge there's a foreign investment problem. And that'd make all the man-bun toting hipsters in Wellington feel slightly racist.
>Noone fucking cares what you look like at the gym
are you actually retarded? their filled with douchebags who always give fat/skinny people shit because they arent as ripped as them.
I remember paying like 220 there once but prices have gone up. I know I can have a good night for going there plus a few drinks with mates first, rather then having an all night bindger which can often cost more, lead to less and leave me feeling shit the next day.
ie. I spent just shy of 600 on a big night out in aus this year. Like fuck, why.
no, no, thats just your self esteem issues, no ones actually SAYING the things you think they are thinking about you. Even if they were, who gives a fuck? Give them a condescending look, say nothing, and go back to what you were doing, and they will feel like a piece of shit. Except, your just full of it
Fuck off m80. I've been going to Jett's and Snap for years. Been to over a dozen different gyms around the north island. I've only ever had 'problems' with one faggot who thought he was the toughest cunt ever. Woud come in every night, punch the punching bag while bitch hissing as loud as possible, then strut around trying to be intimidating to the malnurished indians. Pretty sure to loser was living in his van in the car too.
99% of the people at the gym either just want to work out and not interact, or are actually more friendly and supportive than the average fucker you'd meet anywhere else.
Good luck finding a gym that isn't full of unwashed Indians doing 6kg bicep curls to infinity though. I ended up dropping Jett's because I couldn't stand the smell.
Home gym mustard race now.
>are you actually retarded? their filled with douchebags who always give fat/skinny people shit because they arent as ripped as them.
This is what insecure skinny-fats who have never stepped foot in a gym believe.
mmm nope nobody really cares about anyone else unless theyre doing something extraordinary be it retarded or strong. then of course if anyone does give two fucks like the people you suggest then why care about them you literally called them douchebags
Just looked at the time now..
Omg its past fucking mightnight.
Havn't done fuck all tonight.
Could start watching a movie?
Everytime I do though I end up watching it all the way to the end
Now I won't get to sleep until like 2am and gotta wake up at 7 for work
Am I going to make it through the day tomorrow?
Thats not a bad idea bro.
Have quite a liking of WWE games.
Easier and more casual then shooters.
Guess I could stream them
And it'd be like watching it on TV.
Might actually even be better considering.
Eh. I'll look tomorrow night.
Yeah its TV for me. I love watching Starcraft 2, cuz i'm nerdy like that, played it for years, etc. But everythings on there even steam games and shit. Its a bit more interactive than TV, too, if you want. /b/tards fit right into twitch chat
youi mean after her bull cums in her mouth