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>>701935767
By the gods...
Archer
>>701935767
I'm saved. It's Dexter. I almost pity the kidnappers.
>>701935767
Peter Griffin, fuck yeah
Should be good
>>701935767
flavortown save me
Rick from Rick and Morty. Hell yeah, stealing me a portal gun
>>701935767
Tv? Is that still a thing? I need to get off /b/.
coconut head save me
Cullen Bohannon from Hell on wheels
I like my odds.
>>701935767
I think I am safe
>>701935767
Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State.
The joker... Holy shit
brick from the middle better save me
I'm fine.
>>701935767
HAHAHHA Adam and Jamie. Think I'm good lel.
>>701935767
Uthred Ragnarson. No on better mess.
This argumentative but well intentioned Danish schoolteacher and single mother
I'm so fucked
>>701935767
Fuck me...last movie I watched was the 100 year old man who climbed out the window and disappeared
Goddamnit...
Some bitch from the Bachelorette that my GF was watching before I left for work.
I'm fucked.
>>701935767
So, how like Blazing Saddles? Anyone? You know that guy you tied up is a fan too? Cm'on. Let's sit around the campfire have some coffee.
Apu
>please come again
Daniel Tosh better save my ass
>>701935767
Well im fucked
>>701935767
Guy called "BuraczekCebulaczek".
Good thing is that he's collecting weapons.
Theres a 50 50 shot Im dying
Chief of security Tuvoc the vulcan from voyager, he'd probably do alright. He's got laser pistols and shit
Venom Snake, here we go Outer Heaven!
Jesse Custer, Preacher. Imma be fine
Light Yagami. Fuck.
>>701935767
Fucking Tommy from Rugrats. I actually have a chance
Conan. He was practicing his fighting skills though im good.
X-files muthafucka
>>701936645
oh fuck same here /b/ro.
we might live we might die
>>701935767
Batman and/or Superman. I think I'll be fine
Hm, Rogers from RvB. I havent gotten too far into the 11th season. Am I doomed?
I guess the husband from "I saw the Devil" is coming for me. I'll be alright.
Feels pretty good man
Can't wait for cummies
Old guy from Dont Breathe. I should be good, but he is blind!
The president from The West Wing. I think I'm fine.
Seth Gecko from dusk till dawn. I'm good
>>701935767
Arthur Spooner from KoQ I am safe.
A real house wife. Take that any way you can.
Adam Jensen, git gud scrublords
>>701935767
The Warden from superjail. Im good
I think I'm pretty safe.
Tyrion Lennister, Game of Thrones
>>701935767
Jason stathan
>>701937333
And I got tripps haha
Looks like I'm heading off to Mother Base rofl
>>701937454
Ok.
>>701935767
Rich Sanchez
>>701936301
same here..safe as beans
>>701935767
Hannibal Lector. Eaten if he rescues me, murdered if he doesn't. RIP.
>>701937454
ayy lmao
>>701935767
Homer Fucking Simpson
I'm damn good. Mr. Pickles is on it
>>701935767
Kazuto from SAO
>>701935912
Same boat here.
The whole fracking crew of Battlestar Galactica
>>701935878
At least it'll be hilarious
Hitler from Look Who's Back, good thing I'm not a jew
Awesome, my hunter in MHG
RICKY FROM TRAiler park boys
Rick Grimes and Michonne.
I should be fine.
>>701937538
>Hannibal Lector
what is he gonna read boring stuff till they die?
liam neeson in taken. Ace
Jason Bourne
im fine with this
>>701935767
I'm saved, Agents Mulder and Scully, FBI!
Adam Jensen!
I'm pretty safe! :D
haha...
>>701935767
I literally can't lose
>>701937835
lol watch out he'll probably only shoot at the floor, or get the address very wrong.
>>701935767
I feel really sorry for my kidnappers. This hulking motherfucker is ready.
>>701936771
Why fuck? He would wipe out the kidnappers, since they are criminals. As long as you are not a criminal who has any criminal records you are completely fine.
I'm good!
>>701935767
I really hope his alchemy is applicable in this scenario.
The host of Cutthroat Kitchen.
Fuck.
Well, I'm not getting saved, but at least three chefs are going home today!
Walter White
Fuck yeah
But if I'm going by a movie, IM FUCKED!
Michael dooley
Does the dog come with him?
>>701935767
Jacob Frye... I'll be okay
>>701936539
Sing me one of those nigger work songs.
>>701936634
That's dildos!
I'm screwed. I'm sure agents of shield will fuck this up.
>>701937359
Same, last scene before leaving for was their reaction to the wildfire explosion in blackwater
>>701938359
same :D I like seeing pics of bryan and aaron being goofy and cute together
>>701935767
>last person you saw
But I just got done making myself in fallout 4... so the last person I saw was me in the mirror. Does that mean I need to rescue myself?
>>701938115
He cannot see the names.
>>701937173
No... No, you're pretty fucked actually.
>>701935767
I'm good.
>>701935767
Sterling Archer
Gibbs NCIS I should be good
>>701935767
John Goodman, I should be fine
>>701938115
I don't trust him. Even the good people he associates with get fucked over.
Save me Oprah Juan Kinobe, you're my only hope
bees.gif
A little boring but at least im good.
>>701938765
don't you mean Jim Bulushi?
>>701939451
Wait, has somebody already died this episode? Because if not, you might be the bastard they scrape off the concrete in the first five minutes.
SCP-682
RuPaul. Fuck. Yes.
>>701935767
fucking stupid ass little boy shinji with his dumb ass fucking hair piloting some big robots oo i can fight a fucking monster in a robot, but he can't even fucking talk to his father like a normal man what a fucking idiot dude
>>701935767
a seal team. im fucking ok
>>701939719
You know, I kind of want to see this now...
>>701939710
100% good
>>701935767
Jason Bourne. I think I'm good.
Master Shake.
I'm fucked like none other.
Can't even imagine how this will go but fuck it's gonna be bad.
Sabrina the teenage witch!
>>701939797
Just finished season 8. Fucking hysterical every time. I love drag queens.
>>701935767
Tony Soprano
Finn and Jake. I'm fine.
This can't end well...
Bender Bending Rodriguez
I don't know if i'm fucked or saved
Hari Sreenivasan! Bring it the shit on kidnappers!
Ray donovan.
I mean... They were all on the screen. I think I'll be fine.
>>701939941
Also, tfw I realize I'm wearing the EXACT same shirt that Frank is in this picture.
ayy lmao
Pablo Escobar, Narcos.
Fuck
>>701939678
shit... someone better have already died
>>701935767
Fffffuuuuuccccckkkkk!!!!!
My gf was watching some crap show about billions faggots, while i was on my phone shit posting..
>>701939901
he has reflexes like a cat..
>>701939945
You are probably fucked with any character unless they are CIA/Military type people.
>>701936910
Socially yes
>>701940206
but robit
Well i'm not a 80's hot chick, but i'll do allright i guess.
Jamie Oliver...
The cook...
I'm fucked...
John Reese from person of interest
>>701935767
Ha! Watching terminator! Sarah fuckin Conner!!
>>701935767
i haven't watched tv in years so idk
>>701940347
video game or move m8
>>701935767
oh fuck, barney fife
Dale Gribble's gonna save my ass with pocket sand.
I like my odds.
>>701935767
blackbeard im gud
Fuck yeah Geralt of Rivia!
Herman Munster
Pickman, fallout 4
pretty sure I'm fucked
>>701935767
Im saved
>>701936643
Jesus fucking Christ, kill yourself
This badass saves my ass
>>701935767
Should i be afraid?
>>701935767
Michael J. Scott
Im basically fucked
>>701935767
Star trek first contact. So I'm getting rescued yay!
>>701940648
which series is this
>>701940712
very
Sheeit Liam Neeson from taken. I'm gold.
>>701940925
but your not related to him so he won't give a shit
the fucking mythbusters so yeah there is that
>>701939638
Isnt it the character not the actor tho
I am saved
Have American dad playing in the background... Stan smith... IL be ok
>>701935767
i'm being saved by some italian dude from chopped
fuck
>>701935767
Dana skully
Sheldor...
>>701941462
or steve smith dude
or jeff
Kublai Khan
Those Poor motherfuckers
Tv show: been a year, but I think saitama
Vidya: cancer 76
Rama, the seventh avatar of Vishnu.
I'm probably okay
Marcus Fenix, from Gears 2, specifically
Leon. Resident Evil 4
>>701935767
The Miz
Toast from Toast of london
>>701935767
Eric Cartman.
Help me Horace, help me.
>>701942441
nice, you're sorted m8
>>701935767
Darth Vader
>>701942441
Shame its not Ray fucking Purchase.
>>701935767
Talion/Clebrimbor. I win
>>701935767
Fucking JON CONSTANTINE.
Guys, I´m save. Maybe possessed at the moment, but save as soon as this motherfucker shows up and saves me and everybody.
>>701935767
Pablo Escobar
>>701935767
Bear Grylls, I'm quite lucky.
Fuck.
just got done with the second one.
>>701935767
the power puff girls
>i'm good, some of you guys would be fucked
>>701935767
lucked the fuck out
>>701935912
Same, we're safe fam
Ragnar on coke, well shit...
>>701935767
Sterling Archer.
I may or may not be OK.
>>701936227
What are you, 12?
>>701942611
That hack? fuckoff
Agents Gibbs and Abby Sciuto. I'm golden.
>>701935767
T...V..?
>>701935767
Heavy weapons guy
GG EZU
>>701935767
calso on that 70s show
>>701937899
Hannibal ate my sides
TSM Doublelift :/
>>701937045
Tes Mosby from Himym. Ehh.
>>701935767
Thank God. The Glitter Force will save me.
>>701935767
Julian Bashir
augmented for superior intellect and hand-eye coordination
I'm OK with this
>>701943148
IM JED MOSLEY
![funny-games-us[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V44QCqZ.jpg "funny-games-us[1].jpg")
What the fuck?
>the south park gang
Fml
I feel pretty good
>>701943271
You're doomed. A woman can have him.
Kirby, i am safe...
>>701935767
Sheldom Cooper..
I'm fucked.
Rick Sanchez. I think I'll be all right
>>701935767
Rust from True Detective.
I might die, but I'll still get a quick philosophy lecture on the futility of living.
>Literally watched From Moscow with Love as the last movie
I'm good.
>>701935767
Was watching jojo's bizarre adventure stardust crusaders, I'm fine, but the kidnapers are in for a world of hurt.
Should be ok
Bray wiatte from smackdown
>>701935767
That gay guy from Difficult People. I'm fucked.
>>701944303
Same
>>701935767
If anime counts, it's Goku, if not it's the Doctor.
>>701935767
I won't keep my hopes up.
Frank Underwood
If he can use all of his resources, great!
If it's just him, I'm fucked.
>>701935767
Nooo im fucked it was Butt Head
>>701935767
Tv, Rick Harison
Game, sole survivor
Movie, the entire crew of the starship enterprise
>Cloud Strife
Unless I'm paying him, I'm fucked
>>701935767
Marvel Ultimate Alliance. Saved for sure
I'm alright, I don't even worry, he will save me.
I just don't know how to pay him so he will probably kill me next
>>701935767
Well I was just watching North Woods Law, so I apparently have a Maine game warden trying to save me.
50/50
>>701935912
Unless mandark kidnaps you...
>>701936307
Rip
>>701945168
Don't worry. I have a cunning plan.
>>701935767
this fucking autist.
>>701935767
Either Ricky Gervais, Karl Pilkington, or Steven Merchant (the animated versions)...I'd be equally fucked if it was all 3
>>701940990
"trying to save you"
According to OP.
>>701945658
I wouldn't bother Baldrick. This is the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got himself stuck to a sticky bun.
>>701945659
...you have pick-hard piccard and rape master riker too...
Better git to steppin... Big Daddy V inna house!
I'm good he'd bring friends.
Uh... Video game? Does League count? If so, Kindred. I'm fucked, no?
My boy Cayde 6 got me
>leveled up vanguard to 27 and claimed rewards
>inb4 console cuck/underage b&
>>701945809
>>701936539
idgaf what anyone says about this guy. He is fucking awesome. Also, sorta met a guy that worked with him for years and was good friends with him. Worked with him on everything up to spaceballs. One of his writers or something. Also real jewy, but nice, real quick wit, sincere and had one or two real quick stories about him. Topical shit, like how he'd prank people on set or how they'd come up with certain jokes.
So you're probably cool.
>>701935767
>Fred Sanford
easy win
>person of interest
Carrie Mathison from Homeland.
No sweat here.
Batman
>>701935767
Gerard Butler as Sam Childers
might get out alive
>>701935912
I like this
>>701945761
that's true. and as fucked up as Reg was, at the end of the day he did always seem to come through.
When he wasn't fapping on the holodeck to Troi that is...
I will be fine
Is it from fucking whisper?
>>701946136
Piccard filled his ship with perverts tbh.
Billy Bob Thornton in Fargo, i'm fucking good to go. That dude is a legend
>>701946175
hell yeah,me too
Im fine
>>701935767
Jean-Luc Picard.
I'll just sit here and wait, he won't be long.
>>701935767
Im great.
>>701946288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
hes on his way bro
dont worry
>>701946208
I think in the future people are just pervy
>neelix is banging a 3 yr old, and the kinglon chick that one time
>inter species sex
>implied paedo shit when O'Brians wife turns into a kid again
>holodeck is obviously being used as a sex palace by most crew members
>get checked by the doctor to see if cool to fuck a different species
The future is gonna be awesome.
>>701935767
Save me Duke !
Daredevil is coming to rescue me. Shit, not only is that awesome, there's decent odds I end up with superpowers or some shit.
>>701946479
that would almost be funny if the gif wasnt on picard on the bridge and wesley in 10 forward
Hitler... discovery Channel rocks
king of the fucking hill, dammit but hank, dale, bill and boomhaur. so i guess all four of them. boomhaur was the last to say something so him??
Tony Soprano, the kid nappers are so fucked.
>>701935767
Save me my hero!
>>701946479
I just figure that is how everyone is motivated in star trek. There is no money, you just work for earned time in the holodeck.
>>701945864
shit dude whats your main class?
>>701944335
leggit you getting out of there alive
Mr Pickles...
am I saved or fucked?
Wallander...the swedish Version
Captain Flint. I'm quite happy with this result.
>>701946904
you're saved, but are forced into his underground sex hole with the others
With him, I wasn't kidnapped in the first place! ezmode
Larry fucking David
Bojak Horseman... Safe to say I'm fucked
>>701935767
Blue mountain state football team -.-'
Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell. I'm so uncertain about this.
Castiel
I'm good.
>>701935767
I think I'm pretty much fukt up
New Yorker paper-shaker bitch is slightly less you need to set yourself free, right? Unless you are her mother
Rick Sanchez. I'm fine.
King Arthur
I guess i'm ok
>>701942441
Isn't that the guy from IT crowd?
He's fucking hilarious
>Kha'Zix
I'm good
>>701935767
jigsaw, how fucked am I?
Werner Heisenberg. a German theoretical physicist and one of the key pioneers of quantum mechanics.
if im abducted by nazis i could be alright but i guess he was a fag so im screwed
Ichigo Kurosaki, my chances are pretty good!
>>701935767
Archie Bunker is gonna save the day!
Cenarius, the Demigod. I'll be fine
>>701935767
thank god, its the Doctor played by David Tennant! Brilliant!
>>701947724
VIDEO GAME OR MOVIE NOT APPLICABLE YOU FUCKING LOL CUCK FAGGOT
good i guess
Homer Simpson...
Ayyy raiden from mgs
maybe I won't be as dead as her franchise
>>701935767
Last tv show a long time ago: Limitless (Brian Finch)
Last video game: Dota 2 (Balanar the Night Stalker)
Last movie: Hobbit (Gandalf)
Guess I won't be staying with the guys for long.
The Doctor. I'm fucking fine with this.
Deadpool
>>701935767
Jason Bourne... I think i'll b alrite
>>701935767
>Frank Underwood from House of Cards.
I fucking lucked out on this one. If anybody could save my ass it's that conniving motherfucker.
>>701935767
Jose Bautista
>>701949443
He'd crack a rib sneezing and not be able to participate and you'd die. Congratulations.
Hardcore Henry i am safe af
>>701935767
VIVE L' EMPEREUR ! Napoleon to the rescue!
how fucked am it
Kiketsu Zubat
>>701935767
Worf. I'm in good hands
I ... I'm not sure how this will turn out.
Should be alright, as long as hundred eyes is with him.
GORDON FUCKING RAMSEY
I'm pretty set.
>>701936539
Now go, and do that voodoo, that you do so well!
>>701949822
Shit. I almost feel sorry for the kidnapper(s).
>>701935767
That guy from letterkenny.
I'm safe.
>>701943176
riderman is more useful
>>701949885
Ransom? RANSOM?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU DONKEY! YOU SHOULD'VE SLICED HIM OPEN EAR TO EAR ALREADY, HE'S FUCKING RAW!!!!!
>>701950086
>Also tfw Gordon asks them to hand over their balaclavas and fuck off
>>701946363
Thanks for bringing this into my life
>>701935767
Sam and Dean Winchester
