So this chick i know just messaged me What should i say?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So this chick i know just messaged me
What should i say?
>>701930952
hey
Just go all in and send a dick pic
>>701930952
Would you ever try anal with a midget.
Tell her you fucked a dog in the ass the other day, chicks love a confident man who can tell them these things
tell her to pray to harambe
i met this girl at a party last week. i think she wants the d
>>701931542
my huge cock
>>701931542
"I am."
>>701931542
If you play guitar just say "jamming out, wbu?"
Just dont be autistic
>>701931615
Top zozzle
>>701931586
reroll
>>701931615
rollllll
>>701931605
Rawlin
send her this
>>701931905
This actually works so yea!
>>701931948
Ask if she's interested
"bet you like that dont ya slut"
>>701930952
Hi :^)
>>701931948
Now just say "yeeeeah lol"
Take care of it or I'll take care of your mom tonight ;)
>>701931948
"come and pet it"
>>701930952
It's kinda weird I can't get rid of it, I've been rock hard for a solid 6 hours now. I shouldn't have taken all the viagra ealier.
>>701931948
Just kidding, i had already finished and went limp at the time i wrote you that.
>>701930952
:) jk jk who are you
let me see your tits and MAYBE you will see my gigantic schlong
>>701932137
bump
nvm saw your pictures wyd
>>701932214
roll
>>701932222
noooooooooo
>>701930952
wanna see, judge for yourself whether its big or not?
>>701932222
checkt
cut the shit and show your tits
>>701932303
Good, then he can join too
>>701932303
"it's not fun to play football if there's no goalkeeper amarite or amartie Stacey"
Even though her name might not be Stacey
>>701932303
what the fuck you doing on here then you fucking whore
what's his number? ;)
>>701932372
bump
>>701932303
Maybe you can just send me a pic then? Our secret ;)
>>701932303
"I can still shoot if there's a goalie ;)"
>>701932303
Then why the fuck you texting me bitch?
>>701932303
I bet im bigger than your bf
>>701932303
Good. He can watch as i show him how a real man should fuck you
>>701932303
"Does it really matter at this point?"
>>701932431
rolling
Yeah? Does he like mayonnaise?
>>701932303
I do too that don't matter
>>701932476
yes
>>701932303
You want it. Don't stress him baby. Just our secret
"hey you messaged me first, we know you want the D"
>>701932477
Ch ch ch check em
Dubs ftw
>>701932557
roll lol
well so do i and that faggot aint stopping me
>>701932380
rewlin
>>701932557
bump
>>701932699
>>701932477
>>701932455
sick wins op
>>701932557
ROLL
Ever had a legit 8.5 inch?
>>701932699
Winrar
>>701932699
roll
>>701932699
winrar
>>701932303
And? I don't see a ring or hear a no
come on OP
>>701931542
WOW HOW COMPELLING AND INTERESTING THANKS FOR SHARING
>>701932699
op pls
>>701933127
"I honestly think we should have sex"
>>701933127
well you're getting it in the ass
>>701933127
Do you want to try?
>>701933127
get outta town!
>>701933214
bump
>>701933219
bump
>>701933233
THATS A FUCKIN WIN BOYS
>>701933214
roll
say "everyone's been playing checkers, but i've been playing chess for years"
>>701933127
Send me a pic to get mass errect then ill show you
Send her this op
Does that make you horny?
>>701933127
Do you want a legit 8.5 inch ;)
>>701930952
stop calling your mom the chick
>>701933313
rolling for this.
Just send her a picture of a huge cock.
>>701933334
so close
>>701933233
Win
>>701933313
rol
>>701933127
disgusting slut
do you want a ride?
>>701933127
well, my cocks ready when you are, if you can handle it
>>701933313
nice,. roll
>>701933313
roll
if dubs op says "friend sent me this the other day"
>>701931929
Wtf. I didn't think prosthetic thumbs existed.
>>701933313
Roll
>>701933334
Roll
>>701933313
>>701933334
Rolling for these together
>>701933313
Send her this op
>>701933313
Yes, send this
>>701933334
rrrrroll
>>701933233
shitty win
Quick OP. We're craving
what a whore
bf? Let's see some dick
>>701933313
>>701933334
Reroll for both of these
>>701933313
roll plz
>>701933313
roll
>>701933313
do it no balls OP
>>701933313
last one
check em
shits getting real
>>701933313
Roll
>>701933233
kek
>>701933334
this
>>701933880
HELL YES
make her earn that cock
>>701933880
"It's not cheating if it's our little secret ;)"
>>701933880
send the dick pic and ask her if she wants to cheat on him
I need to know you'll go through with it. Send a picture of your tits
Then post tits here
>>701933880
Clever girl
>>701933880
It's not cheating if he doesn't find out
>>701933975
bump
>>701933880
Fake aand gay
>>701933972
perf
>>701933880
Op is faggit who only delivers when he feels like it
the bait in this thread is so real
>>701933880
Send the my dick pic from above ^^
>>701933880
well how about i fuck the both of you, that way its not cheating. sound fair?
>>701933880
I don't care what you do. My cock is ready for you though.
>>701934011
WINRAR
>>701933313
>>701933334
Fucking send these
>>701933880
"I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door"
>>701934025
doesnt matter, its all about the show
>>701930952
Hi. Have you ever been on 4chan /b/?
>>701934011(you)
No, dont send this shit to her plz
>>701933972
roll
rollin
"hell yeah."
>>701933313
rolling
>>701934101
wut
>>701934077
Fucking faggot ruined it. Stale meme.
This seems fake.
>>701933880
I'm like a swiffer, I can get to all the hard to reach areas ;) now show me what you're bringin' to this metaphorically dusty table
>>701934111
Trips beats dubs
fuckin' delivar op
>>701931542
She wouldn't start up a random conversation with you if she didnt want the D, free pussy. But since your a /b/tard you'll probably fuck this up gl.
>>701934111
it's trips! Congratulations
>>701934111
victory
>>701934111(you)
quads?
>I would tell you to kill yourself but would you be able to do it? How about hanging yourself? There isn't a rope strong enough to support your weight. Bullet through your brain? Your hand needs to reach your head before you pull the trigger. Drug overdose? It's impossible to get enough pills to give a fat fuck like you a normal dose let alone an overdose. Jumping off of a building? The elevator has a weight limit and you sure as hell can't climb those stairs. In that case how about a bridge instead? Just jump off and drown. It's too bad grease floats on water. Your last option is to light yourself on fire. Luckily fat happens to be great fuel. Now you can finally burn off all of those calories.
OP PLEASE
>>701934194
Yeah this shit is totally fake. I''ve already seen it. Retards easily eating bait.
>>701933880
It's not cheating if we never get caught
>>701934351
does it at least have tits?
Only with me
>>701934376
roll
>>701934194
they almost always are.
>>701934194
well, obviously
>>701933313
send her the dick pick you faggot
>>701934376
this
fake and gay
>>701933880
i have seen this shit before you stupid shit
>>701934570
Just send her the dick pic, this is boring
>>701934570
you have too much free time dude
>>701934570
Should just ignore her now... Make her feel worthless
>>701934570
So..this will be rape
>>701934570
the dick pic
>>701934570
Send her the dick pick faggggot
>>701934570
Send Dick pic op
>>701934643
bump
yeah im down to hang, when are you available?
>>701934570
:^(
have a nice life bye
Dick pick
>>701934570
dick pic
Send the fucking dick pic ffs
>>701934570
Well if you didn't want my dick then you'd have left this chat ages ago, so cmon give my stick a ride
>>701934711
waste
>>701934570
Send her the fucking dick pick you stupid fucking nigger faggot
>>701934754
Sorry >:^3
>>701934788
Winrar
>>701934788
Winrar
>>701934570
"Look either we're fucking or I'm fucking, your choice" - Bill Cosby
>>701934788
Op has to do it
>>701934788
win
>>701933313
Roll
>>701934788
Do it op you fucking faggot
NOOO of course you're not ;)
>>701933313
Send it OP
>>701934966
Dubs again do it op you faggot.
This is either fake or OP looks like Brad Pitt. No one just accepts the shit he said like that
>>701931615
>"jamming out, wbu?"
>Just dont be autistic
>>701934570
Dicks out for haram bae
then dick pick
>>701934570
Ask if she's not curious. Whatever her answer is, still send dickpic afterwards
>>701934570
its just two friends having fun, it doesnt make you a slut. so come and get that dick
>>701935022
>>701934966
>>701934788
dubs, do it op
guys i think she's a slut
>>701935152
$$$$$$$$$$$
>>701935152
op was not a faggot
>>701935152
"Yeah, you want it??"
>>701935152
Get wins you fucking faggot fuck
SEND THE FUCKING DICK PIC YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER
>>701935152
post full pic of cock
>>701935277
HE FUCKING DID IT NIGGER
>>701935152
Ask for nudes now
>>701935283
>op you
fag piece of shit
>>701935283
Faggot
>>701935152
she either doesnt actually have a boyfriend, or shes a slut. probably both
this is an opportunity op. dont let 4chan retards fuck this up go get you some pussy
unless this is fake, which i suspect
tell her to send nudes now faggot
>>701935152
yea, so when you wanna meet up?
>>701935333
wasted trips
ask for nudes
Ask her to share something too
>>701935152
Don't drool all over your phone. Just come and get it
>>701935346
>>701935353
the fact that I suck cock doesn't make me gay
>>701935152
Yeah? Do you like it? Lets meet up.
Tell her to send nudes
ask for something in return
>>701935368
The time for nudes is now, you pussy
i showed mine now show yours ;)
>>701935070
Not sure how this snuck by
THIS IS FROM LAST NIGHT
>>701935465
Second that!
Nudes nudes nudes
>>701935425
Rolling
get her to send nudes
let's see the pic you sent, is it really yours??
>>701935513
Please op
Rolling for nudes
>>701935152
all my cock is missing is you, so come and get it
>>701935573
no i only have a 4 incher
>>701935544
Winrar!
>>701931615
That shits whack yo
Kys
>>701935366
faggot
ask to send nudes
nudes or fake
>>701935666
SATAN PLS
tell her to send nudes op
>>701935666
kek, satan aprooves
is Op a faggot? Do something you dipshit!!
win
>>701935333
>>701935666
kek is with us today
Send her this
>>701935928
fucking delivered
>>701935928
finally
>>701935928
>epic dude, not stick it in her and pee
>>701935928
GET A PUSSY PIC OP
fuck yea buddy, /b/ made you get laid today. Document it fag!
>>701930952
ask her if you can massage the inner walls of her vagina with your man meat.
Any of you faggots who believe this is real deserve an underage b&. Fuck off faggot.
>>701935928
UNDERAGE MODS MODS MODS
>>701935928
post full pic.
also go bang her OP
>>701935928
TELL HER "There's a snake in my pants"
>>701935928
Based OP is based
>>701935928
EXCHANGE NUDES WE NEED THAT PUSSY
>>701935928
How about you break up with him and get with a real man?
>>701935928
pussy pic
>>701935928
upload the image candy ass
yo post the pics she sends in chat
fake and gay
>>701935928
post full pic
>>701931542
>>701935928
Girl in original photo has shoulder tattoo.
I would say nice try, but, honestly, it wasn't
>>701935928
now get out and go fuck her
>>701935928
Damn hot
Gratz OP, she want to fuck your 8,5inch magnum dong that you dont have
Allright so this is where it ends folks! Now Op let's get some pussy and we'll stay here posting another thread.
>>701935928
you're in town, son
also fuck women, this is just another example of their lack of loyalty
>these hoes ain't loyal
Nice job OP, that's some respectable work especially with /b/tards calling the shots
>>701936245
yes
>>701936315
Read the comment above you. You stupid fucking nigger
Ask for ass shot, pussy shit we gonna know if this legit
>>701936182
I came here a 6 months ago and now im stuck in /b/ i cant leave i dont know why what do i do...
>>701936505
accept your fate
>>701935928
OP is a hero.
>>701936441
Obvious photo cut is obvious get the fuck outa here faggot.
Post the full picture.
>>701936441
You cropped the photo faggot
>>701936182
OHHHH OP MIGHT BE LYEING BOIS
>>701936441
The nude is fake it doesn't have the dot (looks like a dermal piercing) on the boob
>>701936505
You start your own thread and get told to kill yourself over there. Keep your stupid bullshit outta this one
>>701936570
It's HaramBAE
OP you piece of shit
>>701936441
the jig is up faggot, you can stop posting now.
>>701936626
Could just be an old nude she had saved before piercing
So is she coming?
>>701936615
who cares? i want it to be harder to reverse image search
>>701936182
yes but she got the tattoo recently which means the pic is old
>>701936831
Shut the fuck up
>>701936441
>>701935928
WHERES HER NOSE RING PIERCINGS?
OP is a liar and a faggot
>>701936626
Let me dream dammit
>>701936884
lmao jesus christ. give up
>>701936884
The jig is up you stupid fucking lying sack of shit faggot. Go fucking kill yourself.
where are her moles (op) you fucking lied you fucking gouy kike
Ohh Snap!
itt smallfags mad that a fellow small dick is getting cucked
I knew this was a fake thread right after she sent a nude. Good try op you must be bored
can I have the pic you used? I want to try this on a bitch in class
>>701936884
What about the moles nigger boy
>>701936884
No moles on her chest in the nudes.
God you're fucking pathetic, can you at least try?
>>701937062
This. Op is a piece of shit lying faggot /thread
>>701936884
You better find some moles real fuckin quick nigger boy
>>701937062
-.-
>>701937277
>>701936884
Flew too close to the sun anon
this shit is so fake that even I figured it out by about the 2nd-3rd post. OP is a faggot comfirmed
Keep going
>>701937165
must be an old nude. moles develop with age
doesn't surprise me that she would be more confident with an old pic from when she was younger like most women
>>701930952
OP is always a faggot, no surprise here.
>>701937277
Czeched
