i met this girl at a party last week. i think she wants the d
Just kidding, i had already finished and went limp at the time i wrote you that.
wanna see, judge for yourself whether its big or not?
"I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door"
>I would tell you to kill yourself but would you be able to do it? How about hanging yourself? There isn't a rope strong enough to support your weight. Bullet through your brain? Your hand needs to reach your head before you pull the trigger. Drug overdose? It's impossible to get enough pills to give a fat fuck like you a normal dose let alone an overdose. Jumping off of a building? The elevator has a weight limit and you sure as hell can't climb those stairs. In that case how about a bridge instead? Just jump off and drown. It's too bad grease floats on water. Your last option is to light yourself on fire. Luckily fat happens to be great fuel. Now you can finally burn off all of those calories.
>"jamming out, wbu?"
>Just dont be autistic
she either doesnt actually have a boyfriend, or shes a slut. probably both
this is an opportunity op. dont let 4chan retards fuck this up go get you some pussy
unless this is fake, which i suspect
I came here a 6 months ago and now im stuck in /b/ i cant leave i dont know why what do i do...
the jig is up faggot, you can stop posting now.
Could just be an old nude she had saved before piercing
who cares? i want it to be harder to reverse image search
yes but she got the tattoo recently which means the pic is old
this shit is so fake that even I figured it out by about the 2nd-3rd post. OP is a faggot comfirmed