Post your deformity
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Post your deformity
I can't stop abusing this one.
What up with you, OP? I'm curious
>>701926658
show me your shoes
>>701926658
My only deformity. Luckily, it's mental.
>>701927404
The Great Cornholio
>>701926658
>>701927579
Doth thou have cleansing linen to relieve mine anus?
>>701926658
Shoulda had that shit amputated after you crushed it being an edgy skater bro. But then we wouldn't be here, would we?
I like traps but im not gay
>>701927579
lol
>>701926658
Something is wrong.
>my dark skin
i look like the joker
i was born with a psychotic killer look
wat do /b/?
>pic related
>>701927809
those look like my toes wtf
does this mean i have deformity?
>>701926658
What happened to your wrist?
>>701929745
Definitely. Too many drugs. Your oropharynx is normal.
>>701929393
Animal
>>701930253
Lol
>I just clicked a shitload of storefronts to lol
>>701929393
fucking disgusting
>>701929977
Drink bleach faggot
>>701931739
Oh no he's white. Poor deformed child.
>>701926658
I have autism
>nice dubs btw
Not as bad as yours tho
>>701927626
I know that feel, anon.
>>701927579
Are you threatening me?
My deformity is my brown skin.
My right ear.
>fucking sucks
>>701926658
Were you born like this?
>>701933385
EEWWW that greasy hair
>>701926658
>i once had a zit the size of a golf ball
>it was gross
>i had to slice it open with a razor blade
>i started to bleed out of control and my mom quickly rushed me to the hospital.
>the doctors had a hard time stitching me back up after that
>"damn! that zit almost killed me" i said
>that's when i found out it wasn't a zit
>it was actually just my one remaining testicle...
>i should have learned my lesson the first time
>i don't see why i don't remember these things...
>boy was my face red!
can't show our deformities OP. most of /b/ deformities are in our brain!
>>701933633
I was playing football when this pic was taken, thus sweat.
Op. Club foot. Not uncommon. Not a problem with girls as long as I fuck them before they see it.
>>701933193
that's a fucked up deformity. why don't you kill your self?
>>701933714
i like it
![Handsome-face-it-was-originally-taken-from-squidwards-face-from-_7daea6ee65f0673003224ea5c5dabe36[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T8hldJV.jpg "Handsome-face-it-was-originally-taken-from-squidwards-face-from-_7daea6ee65f0673003224ea5c5dabe36[1].jpg")
>>701933837
Fuck you, I'm beautiful.
>>701933385
BTW it's a pain in the ass to wear glasses without a fucking ear.
>>701934161
thats the spirit
>>701934161
I mean... if that's really you, then you should probably kill yourself. Glad the rest of your head isn't visible.
22 years old
drug addict
been dosed since i was like ... 11 i think
thats my deformity.
My tiny cock
>>701931739
They look like cords under a rug.
>>701934395
>>701931997
We all have autism here
>>701931739
Being left handed?
>>701934392
i actually am really turned on by this. ive cam sexed with a dude with a 2 incher. he was sexy as fuck to me. i have a power struggle with men so it makes me feel more powerful i guess
I'd rather not post a picture of my face, gunna remain anonymous
stretch marks counts?
i have them on both sides of my hip, and in the middle of my back. it sucks ass coz i dropped lots of weight and now fit as hell.
i was around 95 kg 187 cm and now i am 70kg. now i need to gain some again, new job and depression boom there goes 25 kg
>>701934283
You feel me bro.
>>701934284
It's really me and it was hard growing up with all the mocking. Thankfully, by the time I was 13 I was fucking bigger and taller than everyine else and started beating the shit of anyone who dared to laugh.
Except my friends, thay actually teach me a more lax sense of humor and I chilled eventually.
>>701934236
Use super glue
Stretch marks don't count. Let's see some webbed toes. My best childhood friend had half an arm. Op here
My deformity is these dubs
>>701934767
Those are some fucked up dubs right there
>>701926658
Amputate it!!
>>701934695
I normally tangle the right wire of the glasses in my hair with a tiny knot. None notices the knot btw.
>>701931739
Veins aren't a deformity, your mother is
>>701932946
I need TP for my bunghole.
>>701934693
If by bigger you mean obese then I totally see that. Did you bite your own ear off, fatty?
>>701934010
>one day i was really drunk and had sex with my dog
>but its not like the dog didn't want it
>it kept rubbing its ass on my face and telling me how hot i was and how it wanted to lick my balls.
>the dog sure fooled me.
>as a funny prank that dog had put super glue all over its anus.
>people act really funny around you when you have a dead dog attached to your penis...
>but fuck them!
>i love that dog and true love is forever.
Patches of white skin all over body
Moar
>>701935090
see? some niggers DO have a little bit of good in them!
>>701926658
I stepped on a lego once too...
>>701935134
How do you wear sandles?...
>>701935313
Kekkled
>>701935134
How did you get it like that?
Do you have any plans to fix it?
>>701935140
Picture proof
>>701935431
Is the nigger receding?
They call me Ole rooster foot
>>701926658
Beast from xmen?
>>701934997
I meant both, faggot. I'm a big fat bastard.
I'm 6.9 feet and 320 lbs
Also, I was born like this.
>>701935134
Don't know if someone already asked, but can you hide it in normal shoes?
> doesn't have anything to show off here.
> feels like the odd one now
>>701935431
You are deniggering.
>>701935367
lol who the fuck wears sandals you faggot? get your hippie ass outta here
>>701934392
HA you have a small penis!
Yes can hide it pretty good in shoes. Beach sucks!
>>701935495
I'm more tan really
>>701935431
id say thats pretty cool, except if its some medical condition that do bad for you in long term or soemthing
>>701927579
i need tp
>>701927153
how often does that page get seen anyway?
>>701935543
You can't hide that fucking gross ass ear in a shoe, or the rest of your filthy body for that matter. Fatty you weren't born that way, you decided to let yourself go because you're a lazy fat fuck and that's what lazy fat fucks do. Die.
>>701929977
holy shit
funniest thing ive seen tonight
>>701935431
moo
>>701935787
Meh it's harmless
Let's see something good. Conjoined twins anyone?
>>701930121
Maybe.
>>701926658
>>701934695
Watch this legitimate alien footage before I get killed, no joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhfkmEbQto
>>701935904
Yes I understand Hitler need to finish what he started
>>701926658
But I'm white...
This
>>701929393
Dude just get the fuck off /b Thats groos and mods should B& you
I've got a bent nob.
At least its big..
>>701935840
I was talking about the ear, you tard. I was born with the ear like this.
Also, one of the very few advantages of growing up with a real deformity is that my jimmies can't get rustled. Don't tire yourself faggot.
>>701927278
They are confi tho
>>701935431
>when you haven't stolen in a week
>>701933385
Classic 4chan fag ugly hair some deformity and you look like a downy i bet you got cp on you mac too fag
Handicap parking permit for deformed ear?
>>701927278
These are the ones i use when i wash the car
>>701936562
I see that comment allot sadly
Posted this before.
>>701936617
Kek. I don't think I would be able to score a parking permit for that.
>>701936596
I have a PC
>>701936562
kekd
>>701936323
Buscemi?
![takei-vulcan-salute1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eZ1iBZb.jpg "takei-vulcan-salute1[1].jpg")
>>701936817
Queer detected
>>701936817
this is fucking badass
you could feel like a superior intelligent alien
... or a retarded human
>>701936887
Pc or cp anon?
>>701937113
Kek
>>701936983
Trueba. Spanish film director
>>701935431
Vitiligo looks way better on lighter skin.
>>701937113
Bitch tits
>>701937113
dude get some fucking surgery done.
>>701937139
Kids at school called me ninja turtle
![3ab[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1GmeUdp.jpg "3ab[1].jpg")
>>701937145
>>701937331
that's because you were a fag
>>701937113
Do you wear a bra?????
>>701933837
Kek'd
>>701937217
Thank you educated citizen for knowing my condition
>>701936817
ayy
My deformity
>>701937624
Oh god burn it alive
>>701937624
that'sa dog, you stupid ass bitch
>>701937522
Dubs nice
>>701937452
Nah they thought it was cool. no one really made fun of me. I'm pretty easy going. I joked along with people. and if they were serious, I told them to fuck off.
>>701937822
Ayy dubs again
>>701937933
Moar
>>701937933
Oh fuck dubs and dubs
>>701937933
WOOWowowo
being jewish
>>701935313
>>701935369
>>701935377
Redittors, everyone
>>701934856
fucked up man
>>701926658
My life
>>701926658
What does my right hand win?
>>701938234
A free amputation
>>701938377
I knew it would get me some cool shit at some point.
>>701937331
Real name Karl from Vancouver?
>>701938234
What does that button makes?
It's like an on/off switch?
>>701938526
nope, from murrica
>>701938434
All paid by the price is right
>>701938601
Had a friend growin up named Karl, had the same situation you got, was a champ. Wish I remembered his last name.
Not that big of a deformity. It does get uncomfortable at times though, whenever I write. Oh and it's on both hands.
>>701938541
I think it was supposed to be my thumb, but now it is indeed my on/off button.
>>701938740
>>701938234
Put wolferine claws on it.
>>701936776
beat me to it
>>701938893
I might do that. I've already taped knives and forks to it. You'd be amazed how hilarious everyone thought that was years ago when I still was in school.
>>701938213
Tutankhamen has returned
>>701938234
Fingers
>>701939256
kek, made my day
>>701939082
Even better. Strap a gigantic dildo on it and go terrorice the villagers.
>>701936776
embrace the meme.
>>701931819
He's a nigger tho.
>>701934395
Someone took the time to shop this. Think about that
>>701931739
As a paramedic, this picture just gave me a mild erection.
Can you give noogies with your nub? My friend used to fuck people up with his nub
>>701939375
It is already a dildo in and of itself.
I wonder, when I stop being a loser and actually get a GF, I hope she lets me fuck her right in the pussy with it.
>>701931819
are you blind?
>>701935134
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>701929977
Follow your destiny
>>701937522
Why the fuck don't you treat it ? I always see vitiligo fags with that shit running wild. I had a few spots, 2 spots on my body and, 3 on my balls. I half assed the treatment because I had to rub myself with lotion and sit on the balcony with my legs wide spread for 30 min in the morning and before sunset. It was a fucking chore, couldn't do it for more than a year, but I don't have the spots on my face/body. And I only got 2 left on my balls. Also it stopped spreading the moment I started treatment.
I have very small ears and my right one is fucked up.
It kind of looks like a ghost if you look at it right.
>>701940332
>I had to rub myself with lotion and sit on the balcony with my legs wide spread for 30 min in the morning and before sunset
did you get raped, pussyboy?
>>701933193
I have a final solution for that
>>701940405
Seek a doctor.
>>701935431
I agree. You look hella cool. I really dig dalmations.
>>701940561
Mine is worse.
see
>>701933385
>>701939579
As someone who shot up drugs for 4 years I came.
>>701935867
>>701936323
You look like the guy the wolf of wall street's broad left him for. So. Not bad. I guess.
>>701940576
What ? Are you retarded ? In my own house ?
>>701940809
Where can I get one of these
>>701940809
>>701926658
my wife
>>701937624
Sue whoever pierced your sb, they are way to low and not to mention uneven for the bottom lip you don't even have inb4 I didn't it myself
>>701937522
It's also known as spotty retard faggot disease
>>701940676
I saw, that's why I posted mine.
I feel for you homie.
Not to offend, but it reminds of the kid from stand by me.
Mine hurts to lay on, like if I lay on my right side too long it starts to ache.
>>701940878
Kek
>>701939633
Do a typing test, I want to see how fast you type
>>701933385
look at this fuckin ogre
>>701933385
Harkonnen medic.
>>701931739
how is this a deformity
>>701941111
>1111
I don't have any eyes
>>701926658
came to apologize
scrolled down,saw this,couldnt resist laughing
ill see you in hell guys
>>701931739
This is not a deformity its master race
>>701936817
aaayyy lmao
>>701936817
Homer is back
![jabba-meme-generator-i-m-pretty-on-the-inside-035d91[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7zumcpq.jpg "jabba-meme-generator-i-m-pretty-on-the-inside-035d91[1].jpg")
>>701941049
>like if I lay on my right side too long it starts to ache
>tfw I have never really slept thru the night on my right side.
It hurts me as well.
>it reminds of the kid from stand by me
>see pic related
>>701941184
I can fuck you up and your mom's cunt too, you little bitch
>>701939574
I say it was time well spent
>>701941353
Well yeah, if you keep making the fucking face, anyone can look like that
>>701934883
Do you have a picture of that trick??
>>701941479
Jesus turn it back off
>>701941479
What the fuck are those eyebrows
>>701935134
Did you kick a corner or what?
>>701933633
Kek'd n checked, those dubs, i inspect
>>701941479
Need to tame them brows my brother
>>701941111
>>701941479
who are you supposed to be? Shaggy from Scooby Doo? Shave that chin fuzz you monger
>>701929745
brush your fucking tongue
>>701941484
nope
Sorry. I never thought of taking a pic of it.
>>701941581
That's MY deformity
>>701936817
E.T.
>>701938893
Wolfarine! You dumb ass
>>701933193
Your nails are a fucking deformity. Stop chewing on them, faggot
>>701941459
>mfw this dude has more confidence than me
kill me please
>>701941652
Well it's never going to fucking get anywhere if I dont let it
>>701934610
I have stretch marks too but i wasn't fat when a was a child or a teenager (50kg at 15 and now 65kg at 20)
>>701941113
Sorr,y it took awhile. Was AFK.
So yeah, I'm pretty average.
>>701936817
Wort wort wort!
You get tto be a dank ass elite from Halo
>>701935800
tp for my bunghole
>>701941285
How are you here then?
>>701931819
since when being white is insult ?
>>701935431
The malediction finaly desappear !
>>701942603
>>701935431
denigging or nigging? I have the nigging nipple disease, NF1
no that's not acne, its benign tumors
>>701942509
stuck like that or you can just do that?
3rd mini sized nipple.
>>701929977
score harley quinn obsessed babes
>>701942775
>>701942739
ayy lmao
>>701941285
How can your eyes not be real if mirrors are real?
>>701942775
is it magic?
>>701942739
>stuck like that or you can just do that?
not stuck no lol
just hyper elastic joints
Wasn't born with this, but back in 2012 I was slicing tomatoes at work with a serrated knife, and my hand slipped. Sliced right into the tendon, down to the bone and i had to unstick the knife from my knuckle. I still remember how it felt when I did it; fucker didn't stop bleeding for 2 days but I was so broke i couldn't afford the copay to see a doctor about it.
I call it my wizard finger, so when I get pissed I just point it at people and yell gibberish pretending I'm casting Bestow Curse or Baleful Polymorph or something like that
>>701935431
lol, same thing happening to me. Had a sunburn and got a slight tan on top, now its pealing off
im a faggot
>>701935134
allen?
>>701942509
Noice ! A dinosaur hand !
>>701940405
Hey man that's not good.
>>701941111
Lequads
>>701942969
humor, the key to happiness. Don't let a little injury bring you down.
>>701941479
good teeth
>>701942959
nice, actually can do that too, cept my right index cant go that far back for some gay reason
>>701929745
Thrush
Hairy female
My small wrists, 'chicken skin' and small case of 'pigeon chest'.
>>701943490
Yuck
>>701943374
JESUS CHRIST ITS A GODDAMN NANNER SPIDER
>>701943490
Don't feel bad, my older sister can grow a mean goatee
>>701943652
Rectors online.
All systems nominal.
>>701942509
>>701943374
everyone can do this you just need to block bones in a certain way
>>701942612
dude, blind people have braille keyboards and text speak programs
>>701943690
Hopefully I can get it later removed.
I'm a very happy person.
I just spend a lot of money on razors.
Lazy eye
>>701941479
Fuck you and your perfect fucking teeth.
>>701943751
what, no!
>>701943652
I used to work at a grocery store, and every other week I'd see an old lady with this exact deformity. My co-workers and i always called her Big Bird
>>701943751
honestly didn't really know, everyone i showed to could never do it doesnt suprise me
>>701943807
What is this ?
>>701926658
dude go buy a new foot that shit's disgusting
>>701943855
I always thought of them grasshopper legs.
And then keep saying "Yes, young grasshopper"
>>701941479
you have a cute nose
>>701943799
I'm not sure it works when you're older, but a relative of mine got it cured by blocking the working eye; forcing the slow one to adapt.
>>701942509
Brother!
>>701943946
someone said its horse leg without hoof but i dunno if bullshit
>>701943799
Did your cousins ever use your eye as one of those Awsome Family Playthings?
>>701931997
I caught that. Under-rated kek
>>701943926
is that what happens when you have sex with a negro?
>>701943946
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=horse+foot+without+hoof
Fucked up fingers. Can bend top knuckle 90 degrees
>>701941479
> muh deformity
> look at me guyz, i'm a fucking psycho
fucking millenials.
>>701940405
Hu go see a doctor. quickly
>>701935134
Scary movie 2
>>701936817
Are pc games difficult for you?
>>701944278
Heh, same. Always wondered if it's just something I developed as a kid or if my fingers are actually different.
>>701944568
yeah, can't do diagonals well and L shift is a bitch.
>>701943490
some guys like that. not sure why i do. not moustaches, but girls with like light wispy sideburns or like peach fuzz connecting their eyebrows and hair. or just really thick hair. anyway
>>701926658
no, not yet
>>701937624
What the fuck are you? Shreks retarded sister.
>>701937624
>coming here because you lack a y chromosome and expecting attention
I can turn my tongue upside down (sideways).
If that counts as a deformity.
>>701943946
Looks like a horse without a hoof
>>701942111
It's not going anywhere anyway. At least shave it until you can grow a proper beard, otherwise it just looks like teenage pubes. Also checked
>>701941111
checked
:(
>>701944775
It's all over for me... Face, back, neck, chest.
I used to be on medication.
My mom was embarrassed of me, so she even took me to a specialist.
Told me I was just 'unlucky'.
I have a boyfriend, I get hit on a lot by guys. I just shave every morning, but on a little make up, and you can barely tell.. Usually buzz and shave the rest of my body too.
>>701944949
it ruins my life, i never smile
>>701944949
this post made me go brush my teeth
something this fucking nigger has obviously never done
>>701944949
must be British
>>701942111
checked
>>701945067
no i'm not
>>701945116
oh okay my bad
>>701945053
i have abandonned, i'm here lettin me dying, why would i continue to do the impossible, nearly it wont be a problem anymore
>>701945296
I'll post in /b, like the tradition wants
>>701943374
Go outside u fucking vampire
>>701945296
have you considered wooden teeth
>>701944838
It is. Nerves in contact with the air, must be really painfull, like constantly burning.
>>701945426
I'm a fuckin poorfag, i can't. i don't have teeth at left-side anymore, just a middle one.
>>701944949
That's not a deformation. That's just poor hygiene
>>701945533
no it has always been like that, the yellow is here since i'm young, it got worst with years of smokin
>>701945533
Well... I mean. The poor hygiene doesn't help.
But that kinda is deformation.
>>701943799
How is this a disability, easily fixed with surgery.
>>701945769
*deformation.
Which is that it is.
Mine can be fixed as well.
But that doesn't NOT make it a deformation.
>>701931739
dafuq? be proud of this anon i wish i had this
>>701945854
Which is what it is *
