i look like the joker
i was born with a psychotic killer look
wat do /b/?
>i once had a zit the size of a golf ball
>it was gross
>i had to slice it open with a razor blade
>i started to bleed out of control and my mom quickly rushed me to the hospital.
>the doctors had a hard time stitching me back up after that
>"damn! that zit almost killed me" i said
>that's when i found out it wasn't a zit
>it was actually just my one remaining testicle...
>i should have learned my lesson the first time
>i don't see why i don't remember these things...
>boy was my face red!
Fuck you, I'm beautiful.
22 years old
been dosed since i was like ... 11 i think
thats my deformity.
i actually am really turned on by this. ive cam sexed with a dude with a 2 incher. he was sexy as fuck to me. i have a power struggle with men so it makes me feel more powerful i guess
stretch marks counts?
i have them on both sides of my hip, and in the middle of my back. it sucks ass coz i dropped lots of weight and now fit as hell.
i was around 95 kg 187 cm and now i am 70kg. now i need to gain some again, new job and depression boom there goes 25 kg
You feel me bro.
It's really me and it was hard growing up with all the mocking. Thankfully, by the time I was 13 I was fucking bigger and taller than everyine else and started beating the shit of anyone who dared to laugh.
Except my friends, thay actually teach me a more lax sense of humor and I chilled eventually.
>one day i was really drunk and had sex with my dog
>but its not like the dog didn't want it
>it kept rubbing its ass on my face and telling me how hot i was and how it wanted to lick my balls.
>the dog sure fooled me.
>as a funny prank that dog had put super glue all over its anus.
>people act really funny around you when you have a dead dog attached to your penis...
>but fuck them!
>i love that dog and true love is forever.
I meant both, faggot. I'm a big fat bastard.
I'm 6.9 feet and 320 lbs
Also, I was born like this.
Don't know if someone already asked, but can you hide it in normal shoes?
You can't hide that fucking gross ass ear in a shoe, or the rest of your filthy body for that matter. Fatty you weren't born that way, you decided to let yourself go because you're a lazy fat fuck and that's what lazy fat fucks do. Die.
Watch this legitimate alien footage before I get killed, no joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhfkmEbQto
I was talking about the ear, you tard. I was born with the ear like this.
Also, one of the very few advantages of growing up with a real deformity is that my jimmies can't get rustled. Don't tire yourself faggot.
These are the ones i use when i wash the car
Not that big of a deformity. It does get uncomfortable at times though, whenever I write. Oh and it's on both hands.
Why the fuck don't you treat it ? I always see vitiligo fags with that shit running wild. I had a few spots, 2 spots on my body and, 3 on my balls. I half assed the treatment because I had to rub myself with lotion and sit on the balcony with my legs wide spread for 30 min in the morning and before sunset. It was a fucking chore, couldn't do it for more than a year, but I don't have the spots on my face/body. And I only got 2 left on my balls. Also it stopped spreading the moment I started treatment.
I have very small ears and my right one is fucked up.
It kind of looks like a ghost if you look at it right.
I saw, that's why I posted mine.
I feel for you homie.
Not to offend, but it reminds of the kid from stand by me.
Mine hurts to lay on, like if I lay on my right side too long it starts to ache.
came to apologize
scrolled down,saw this,couldnt resist laughing
ill see you in hell guys
>like if I lay on my right side too long it starts to ache
>tfw I have never really slept thru the night on my right side.
It hurts me as well.
>it reminds of the kid from stand by me
>see pic related
I can fuck you up and your mom's cunt too, you little bitch
Well yeah, if you keep making the fucking face, anyone can look like that
>mfw this dude has more confidence than me
kill me please
Sorr,y it took awhile. Was AFK.
So yeah, I'm pretty average.
denigging or nigging? I have the nigging nipple disease, NF1
no that's not acne, its benign tumors
stuck like that or you can just do that?
Wasn't born with this, but back in 2012 I was slicing tomatoes at work with a serrated knife, and my hand slipped. Sliced right into the tendon, down to the bone and i had to unstick the knife from my knuckle. I still remember how it felt when I did it; fucker didn't stop bleeding for 2 days but I was so broke i couldn't afford the copay to see a doctor about it.
I call it my wizard finger, so when I get pissed I just point it at people and yell gibberish pretending I'm casting Bestow Curse or Baleful Polymorph or something like that
nice, actually can do that too, cept my right index cant go that far back for some gay reason
Fucked up fingers. Can bend top knuckle 90 degrees
some guys like that. not sure why i do. not moustaches, but girls with like light wispy sideburns or like peach fuzz connecting their eyebrows and hair. or just really thick hair. anyway
It's all over for me... Face, back, neck, chest.
I used to be on medication.
My mom was embarrassed of me, so she even took me to a specialist.
Told me I was just 'unlucky'.
I have a boyfriend, I get hit on a lot by guys. I just shave every morning, but on a little make up, and you can barely tell.. Usually buzz and shave the rest of my body too.