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>>701926658
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I can't stop abusing this one.
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What up with you, OP? I'm curious
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>>701926658
show me your shoes
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>>701926658
My only deformity. Luckily, it's mental.
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>>701927404
The Great Cornholio
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>>701926658
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>>701927579
Doth thou have cleansing linen to relieve mine anus?
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>>701926658
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>>701926658
Shoulda had that shit amputated after you crushed it being an edgy skater bro. But then we wouldn't be here, would we?
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I like traps but im not gay
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>>701927579
lol
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>>701926658
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Something is wrong.
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>my dark skin
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i look like the joker
i was born with a psychotic killer look
wat do /b/?
>pic related
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>>701927809
those look like my toes wtf
does this mean i have deformity?
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>>701926658
What happened to your wrist?
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>>701929745
Definitely. Too many drugs. Your oropharynx is normal.
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>>701929393
Animal
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>>701930253
Lol
>I just clicked a shitload of storefronts to lol
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>>701929393
fucking disgusting
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>>701929977
Drink bleach faggot
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>>701931739
Oh no he's white. Poor deformed child.
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>>701926658
I have autism
>nice dubs btw
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Not as bad as yours tho
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>>701927626
I know that feel, anon.
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>>701927579
Are you threatening me?
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My deformity is my brown skin.
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My right ear.
>fucking sucks
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>>701926658
Were you born like this?
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>>701933385
EEWWW that greasy hair
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>>701926658
>i once had a zit the size of a golf ball
>it was gross
>i had to slice it open with a razor blade
>i started to bleed out of control and my mom quickly rushed me to the hospital.
>the doctors had a hard time stitching me back up after that
>"damn! that zit almost killed me" i said
>that's when i found out it wasn't a zit
>it was actually just my one remaining testicle...
>i should have learned my lesson the first time
>i don't see why i don't remember these things...
>boy was my face red!
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can't show our deformities OP. most of /b/ deformities are in our brain!
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>>701933633
I was playing football when this pic was taken, thus sweat.
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>>701933385
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Op. Club foot. Not uncommon. Not a problem with girls as long as I fuck them before they see it.
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>>701933193
that's a fucked up deformity. why don't you kill your self?
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>>701933714
i like it
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>>701933385
BTW it's a pain in the ass to wear glasses without a fucking ear.
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>>701934161
thats the spirit
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>>701934161
I mean... if that's really you, then you should probably kill yourself. Glad the rest of your head isn't visible.
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22 years old
drug addict
been dosed since i was like ... 11 i think
thats my deformity.
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My tiny cock
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>>701931739
They look like cords under a rug.
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>>701934395
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>>701931997
We all have autism here
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>>701931739
Being left handed?
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>>701934392
i actually am really turned on by this. ive cam sexed with a dude with a 2 incher. he was sexy as fuck to me. i have a power struggle with men so it makes me feel more powerful i guess
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I'd rather not post a picture of my face, gunna remain anonymous
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stretch marks counts?
i have them on both sides of my hip, and in the middle of my back. it sucks ass coz i dropped lots of weight and now fit as hell.
i was around 95 kg 187 cm and now i am 70kg. now i need to gain some again, new job and depression boom there goes 25 kg
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>>701934283
You feel me bro.

>>701934284
It's really me and it was hard growing up with all the mocking. Thankfully, by the time I was 13 I was fucking bigger and taller than everyine else and started beating the shit of anyone who dared to laugh.

Except my friends, thay actually teach me a more lax sense of humor and I chilled eventually.
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>>701934236
Use super glue
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Stretch marks don't count. Let's see some webbed toes. My best childhood friend had half an arm. Op here
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My deformity is these dubs
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>>701934767
Those are some fucked up dubs right there
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>>701926658
Amputate it!!
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>>701934695
I normally tangle the right wire of the glasses in my hair with a tiny knot. None notices the knot btw.
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>>701931739

Veins aren't a deformity, your mother is
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>>701932946
I need TP for my bunghole.
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>>701934693
If by bigger you mean obese then I totally see that. Did you bite your own ear off, fatty?
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>>701934010
>one day i was really drunk and had sex with my dog
>but its not like the dog didn't want it
>it kept rubbing its ass on my face and telling me how hot i was and how it wanted to lick my balls.
>the dog sure fooled me.
>as a funny prank that dog had put super glue all over its anus.
>people act really funny around you when you have a dead dog attached to your penis...
>but fuck them!
>i love that dog and true love is forever.
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Patches of white skin all over body
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Moar
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>>701935090
see? some niggers DO have a little bit of good in them!
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>>701935004
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>>701926658
I stepped on a lego once too...
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>>701935134
How do you wear sandles?...
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>>701935313

Kekkled
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>>701935134
How did you get it like that?
Do you have any plans to fix it?
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>>701935313
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>>701935140
Picture proof
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>>701935431
Is the nigger receding?
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They call me Ole rooster foot
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>>701926658
Beast from xmen?
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>>701934997
I meant both, faggot. I'm a big fat bastard.
I'm 6.9 feet and 320 lbs

Also, I was born like this.

>>701935134
Don't know if someone already asked, but can you hide it in normal shoes?
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> doesn't have anything to show off here.
> feels like the odd one now
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>>701935431
You are deniggering.
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>>701935367
lol who the fuck wears sandals you faggot? get your hippie ass outta here
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>>701934392
HA you have a small penis!
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Yes can hide it pretty good in shoes. Beach sucks!
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>>701935495
I'm more tan really
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>>701935431
id say thats pretty cool, except if its some medical condition that do bad for you in long term or soemthing
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>>701927579
i need tp
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>>701927153
how often does that page get seen anyway?
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>>701935543
You can't hide that fucking gross ass ear in a shoe, or the rest of your filthy body for that matter. Fatty you weren't born that way, you decided to let yourself go because you're a lazy fat fuck and that's what lazy fat fucks do. Die.
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>>701929977
holy shit
funniest thing ive seen tonight
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>>701935431
moo
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>>701935787
Meh it's harmless
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Let's see something good. Conjoined twins anyone?
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>>701930121
Maybe.
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>>701926658
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>>701934695
Watch this legitimate alien footage before I get killed, no joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhfkmEbQto
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>>701935904
Yes I understand Hitler need to finish what he started
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>>701926658
But I'm white...
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This
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>>701929393
Dude just get the fuck off /b Thats groos and mods should B& you
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I've got a bent nob.

At least its big..
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>>701935840
I was talking about the ear, you tard. I was born with the ear like this.

Also, one of the very few advantages of growing up with a real deformity is that my jimmies can't get rustled. Don't tire yourself faggot.
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>>701927278
They are confi tho
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>>701935431
>when you haven't stolen in a week
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>>701933385
Classic 4chan fag ugly hair some deformity and you look like a downy i bet you got cp on you mac too fag
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Handicap parking permit for deformed ear?
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>>701927278
These are the ones i use when i wash the car
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>>701936562
I see that comment allot sadly
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Posted this before.
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>>701936617
Kek. I don't think I would be able to score a parking permit for that.

>>701936596
I have a PC

>>701936562
kekd
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>>701936323
Buscemi?
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>>701936817
Queer detected
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>>701936817
this is fucking badass
you could feel like a superior intelligent alien


... or a retarded human
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>>701936887
Pc or cp anon?
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>>701937113
Kek
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>>701936983
Trueba. Spanish film director
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>>701935431
Vitiligo looks way better on lighter skin.
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>>701937113
Bitch tits
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>>701937113
dude get some fucking surgery done.
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>>701937139
Kids at school called me ninja turtle
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>>701937145
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>>701937331
that's because you were a fag
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>>701937113
Do you wear a bra?????
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>>701933837
Kek'd
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>>701937217
Thank you educated citizen for knowing my condition
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>>701936817
ayy
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My deformity
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>>701937624
Oh god burn it alive
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>>701937624
that'sa dog, you stupid ass bitch
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>>701937522
Dubs nice
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>>701937452
Nah they thought it was cool. no one really made fun of me. I'm pretty easy going. I joked along with people. and if they were serious, I told them to fuck off.
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>>701937822
Ayy dubs again
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>>701937933
Moar
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>>701937933
Oh fuck dubs and dubs
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>>701937933
WOOWowowo
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being jewish
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>>701935313
>>701935369
>>701935377
Redittors, everyone
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>>701934856
fucked up man
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>>701926658
My life
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>>701926658
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What does my right hand win?
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>>701938234
A free amputation
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>>701938377
I knew it would get me some cool shit at some point.
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>>701937331
Real name Karl from Vancouver?
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>>701938234
What does that button makes?
It's like an on/off switch?
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>>701938526
nope, from murrica
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>>701938434
All paid by the price is right
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>>701938601
Had a friend growin up named Karl, had the same situation you got, was a champ. Wish I remembered his last name.
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Not that big of a deformity. It does get uncomfortable at times though, whenever I write. Oh and it's on both hands.
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>>701938541
I think it was supposed to be my thumb, but now it is indeed my on/off button.
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>>701938740
>>701938234
Put wolferine claws on it.
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>>701936776
beat me to it
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>>701938893
I might do that. I've already taped knives and forks to it. You'd be amazed how hilarious everyone thought that was years ago when I still was in school.
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>>701938213
Tutankhamen has returned
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>>701938234
Fingers
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>>701939256
kek, made my day
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>>701939082
Even better. Strap a gigantic dildo on it and go terrorice the villagers.
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>>701936776
embrace the meme.
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>>701931819
He's a nigger tho.
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>>701934395
Someone took the time to shop this. Think about that
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>>701931739
As a paramedic, this picture just gave me a mild erection.
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Can you give noogies with your nub? My friend used to fuck people up with his nub
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>>701939375
It is already a dildo in and of itself.

I wonder, when I stop being a loser and actually get a GF, I hope she lets me fuck her right in the pussy with it.
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>>701931819
are you blind?
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>>701935134
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>701929977
Follow your destiny
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>>701937522
Why the fuck don't you treat it ? I always see vitiligo fags with that shit running wild. I had a few spots, 2 spots on my body and, 3 on my balls. I half assed the treatment because I had to rub myself with lotion and sit on the balcony with my legs wide spread for 30 min in the morning and before sunset. It was a fucking chore, couldn't do it for more than a year, but I don't have the spots on my face/body. And I only got 2 left on my balls. Also it stopped spreading the moment I started treatment.
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I have very small ears and my right one is fucked up.

It kind of looks like a ghost if you look at it right.
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>>701940332
>I had to rub myself with lotion and sit on the balcony with my legs wide spread for 30 min in the morning and before sunset
did you get raped, pussyboy?
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>>701933193
I have a final solution for that
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>>701940405
Seek a doctor.
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>>701935431
I agree. You look hella cool. I really dig dalmations.
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>>701940561
Mine is worse.
see
>>701933385
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>>701939579
As someone who shot up drugs for 4 years I came.
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>>701935867
>>701936323
You look like the guy the wolf of wall street's broad left him for. So. Not bad. I guess.
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>>701940576
What ? Are you retarded ? In my own house ?
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>>701940809
Where can I get one of these
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>>701940809
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>>701926658
my wife
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>>701937624
Sue whoever pierced your sb, they are way to low and not to mention uneven for the bottom lip you don't even have inb4 I didn't it myself
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>>701937522
It's also known as spotty retard faggot disease
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>>701940676
I saw, that's why I posted mine.
I feel for you homie.
Not to offend, but it reminds of the kid from stand by me.

Mine hurts to lay on, like if I lay on my right side too long it starts to ache.
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>>701940878
Kek
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>>701939633
Do a typing test, I want to see how fast you type
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>>701933385
look at this fuckin ogre
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>>701933385
Harkonnen medic.
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>>701931739
how is this a deformity
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>>701941111
>1111
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I don't have any eyes
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>>701926658
came to apologize
scrolled down,saw this,couldnt resist laughing
ill see you in hell guys
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>>701931739
This is not a deformity its master race
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>>701929977
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>>701936817
aaayyy lmao
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>>701936817
Homer is back
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>>701941049
>like if I lay on my right side too long it starts to ache

>tfw I have never really slept thru the night on my right side.
It hurts me as well.

>it reminds of the kid from stand by me
>see pic related

>>701941184
I can fuck you up and your mom's cunt too, you little bitch
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>>701939574
I say it was time well spent
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>>701941353
Well yeah, if you keep making the fucking face, anyone can look like that
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>>701934883
Do you have a picture of that trick??
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>>701941479
Jesus turn it back off
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>>701941479
What the fuck are those eyebrows
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>>701935134
Did you kick a corner or what?
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>>701933633
Kek'd n checked, those dubs, i inspect
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>>701941479
Need to tame them brows my brother
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>>701941111
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>>701941479
who are you supposed to be? Shaggy from Scooby Doo? Shave that chin fuzz you monger
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>>701929745
brush your fucking tongue
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>>701941484
nope
Sorry. I never thought of taking a pic of it.
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>>701941581
That's MY deformity
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>>701936817
E.T.
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>>701938893
Wolfarine! You dumb ass
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>>701933193
Your nails are a fucking deformity. Stop chewing on them, faggot
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>>701941459
>mfw this dude has more confidence than me
kill me please
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>>701941652
Well it's never going to fucking get anywhere if I dont let it
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>>701934610
I have stretch marks too but i wasn't fat when a was a child or a teenager (50kg at 15 and now 65kg at 20)
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>>701941113
Sorr,y it took awhile. Was AFK.

So yeah, I'm pretty average.
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>>701936817
Wort wort wort!

You get tto be a dank ass elite from Halo
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>>701935800
tp for my bunghole
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>>701941285
How are you here then?
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>>701931819
since when being white is insult ?
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>>701935431
The malediction finaly desappear !
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>>701935431
denigging or nigging? I have the nigging nipple disease, NF1
no that's not acne, its benign tumors
>>701942509
stuck like that or you can just do that?
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3rd mini sized nipple.
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>>701929977
score harley quinn obsessed babes
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>>701942775
>>701942739
ayy lmao
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>>701941285
How can your eyes not be real if mirrors are real?
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>>701942775
is it magic?
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>>701942739
>stuck like that or you can just do that?
not stuck no lol
just hyper elastic joints
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Wasn't born with this, but back in 2012 I was slicing tomatoes at work with a serrated knife, and my hand slipped. Sliced right into the tendon, down to the bone and i had to unstick the knife from my knuckle. I still remember how it felt when I did it; fucker didn't stop bleeding for 2 days but I was so broke i couldn't afford the copay to see a doctor about it.

I call it my wizard finger, so when I get pissed I just point it at people and yell gibberish pretending I'm casting Bestow Curse or Baleful Polymorph or something like that
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>>701935431
lol, same thing happening to me. Had a sunburn and got a slight tan on top, now its pealing off
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im a faggot
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>>701935134
allen?
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>>701942509
Noice ! A dinosaur hand !
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>>701940405
Hey man that's not good.
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>>701940931
K
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>>701941111
Lequads
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>>701942969
humor, the key to happiness. Don't let a little injury bring you down.
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>>701941479
good teeth
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>>701942959
nice, actually can do that too, cept my right index cant go that far back for some gay reason
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>>701929745
Thrush
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Hairy female
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My small wrists, 'chicken skin' and small case of 'pigeon chest'.
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>>701943490
Yuck
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>>701943374
JESUS CHRIST ITS A GODDAMN NANNER SPIDER
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>>701943490
Don't feel bad, my older sister can grow a mean goatee
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>>701943652
Rectors online.
All systems nominal.
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>>701942509
>>701943374
everyone can do this you just need to block bones in a certain way
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>>701942612
dude, blind people have braille keyboards and text speak programs
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>>701943690
Hopefully I can get it later removed.
I'm a very happy person.
I just spend a lot of money on razors.
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Lazy eye
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>>701941479
Fuck you and your perfect fucking teeth.
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>>701943751
what, no!
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>>701943652
I used to work at a grocery store, and every other week I'd see an old lady with this exact deformity. My co-workers and i always called her Big Bird
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>>701943751
honestly didn't really know, everyone i showed to could never do it doesnt suprise me
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>>701943807
What is this ?
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>>701926658
dude go buy a new foot that shit's disgusting
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>>701943855
I always thought of them grasshopper legs.
And then keep saying "Yes, young grasshopper"
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>>701941479
you have a cute nose
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>>701943799
I'm not sure it works when you're older, but a relative of mine got it cured by blocking the working eye; forcing the slow one to adapt.
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>>701942509
Brother!
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>>701943946
someone said its horse leg without hoof but i dunno if bullshit
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>>701943799
Did your cousins ever use your eye as one of those Awsome Family Playthings?
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>>701931997
I caught that. Under-rated kek
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>>701943926
is that what happens when you have sex with a negro?
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>>701943946
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=horse+foot+without+hoof
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Fucked up fingers. Can bend top knuckle 90 degrees
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>>701941479

> muh deformity
> look at me guyz, i'm a fucking psycho

fucking millenials.
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>>701940405
Hu go see a doctor. quickly
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>>701935134
Scary movie 2
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>>701936817
Are pc games difficult for you?
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>>701944278
Heh, same. Always wondered if it's just something I developed as a kid or if my fingers are actually different.
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>>701944568
yeah, can't do diagonals well and L shift is a bitch.
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>>701943490
some guys like that. not sure why i do. not moustaches, but girls with like light wispy sideburns or like peach fuzz connecting their eyebrows and hair. or just really thick hair. anyway
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>>701926658
no, not yet
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>>701937624
What the fuck are you? Shreks retarded sister.
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>>701937624
>coming here because you lack a y chromosome and expecting attention
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I can turn my tongue upside down (sideways).
If that counts as a deformity.
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>>701943946
Looks like a horse without a hoof
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>>701942111
It's not going anywhere anyway. At least shave it until you can grow a proper beard, otherwise it just looks like teenage pubes. Also checked
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>>701941111
checked
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:(
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>>701944775
It's all over for me... Face, back, neck, chest.
I used to be on medication.
My mom was embarrassed of me, so she even took me to a specialist.
Told me I was just 'unlucky'.
I have a boyfriend, I get hit on a lot by guys. I just shave every morning, but on a little make up, and you can barely tell.. Usually buzz and shave the rest of my body too.
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>>701944949
it ruins my life, i never smile
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>>701944949
this post made me go brush my teeth
something this fucking nigger has obviously never done
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>>701944949
must be British
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>>701942111
checked
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>>701945067
no i'm not
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>>701945116
oh okay my bad
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>>701945053
i have abandonned, i'm here lettin me dying, why would i continue to do the impossible, nearly it wont be a problem anymore
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>>701945296
I'll post in /b, like the tradition wants
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>>701943374
Go outside u fucking vampire
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>>701945296
have you considered wooden teeth
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>>701944838
It is. Nerves in contact with the air, must be really painfull, like constantly burning.
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>>701945426
I'm a fuckin poorfag, i can't. i don't have teeth at left-side anymore, just a middle one.
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>>701944949
That's not a deformation. That's just poor hygiene
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>>701945533
no it has always been like that, the yellow is here since i'm young, it got worst with years of smokin
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>>701945533
Well... I mean. The poor hygiene doesn't help.
But that kinda is deformation.
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>>701943799
How is this a disability, easily fixed with surgery.
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>>701945769
*deformation.
Which is that it is.
Mine can be fixed as well.
But that doesn't NOT make it a deformation.
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>>701931739
dafuq? be proud of this anon i wish i had this
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>>701945854
Which is what it is *
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