Waifu Claiming Thread
Penny Edition!
Previous:>>701919180
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Penny Claimed.
>>701924824
I'm just a big teddy bear, no be scare :(
>>701924957
Can you retrofit it with mustard gas too? Make sure I'm good and kill
>>701925447
There was and it is. It's still annoying as hell though. They waited until almost a day after the patch went live though
>>701926572
TOMOKO
I think I'll sleep now
Love you guys, goodnight
Yuuko claimed!
>>701926572
Penny edition a cute
>>701926274
Eh, she just doesn't have huge tits, super long hair, and generic cat ears like all of the other shit waifus.
>implying the short brown hair isn't adorable
>>701926381
Sounds like a perfect waifu for real life, tbh.
Too bad most girls, or just the few that I've seen, are all entitled Tumblr bitches.
Miho claimed
>>701926700
>FIFY
>>701926714
Sleep well~.
>>701926695
YES YES YES YES YE SYE Y YEGDUAIG YES YES I GOT HER FINALLY FUCK YES I LOVE TOMOKO
>>701926714
Also one roll for tomoko
>>701926691
Nope, that'd cost too much.
>>701926737
I don't know what your problem with Tomoko is but you are being a real bitch.
>best fox
to lewd or not to lewd, life's greatest question
still here
I drink because i hate myself
>best REAL fox
>>701926855
Just got bored and was looking for a bit of ebin banter.
(・ω・)
Didn't care much for Watamote, but Tomoko is definately not worst girl, not by a longshot.
>>701926899
join the club, boi
>>701925750
اكبر
>>701925719
Ah, sounds fun. Too bad about falling asleep kek I had a 12 hour nap recently.
I'm doing alright, college stuff is moving along but way too slowly. Chilling with Shino in the stream right now.
>>701926057
>Not dead inside I hope
Too bad c:
Always dead inside, always.
>>701926859
We used to post lewd for trips, but recently some seasonal shitters and newer users just lewd post to lewd post.
Flip a coin if you are that much of a slut.
>>701925765
You're just going to steal it and drink it again... We've been over this...
>>701926057
Not as fun as some people say. Being master of a non-sense universe isn't that nice. Plus i have a bad habit of waking up as soon as i realize i'm dreaming.
>>701926543
tomo doesn't think your popular enough
>>701926855
doesn't realize her own mistakes thts why, maybe?
>>701926737
yuuko is fine
yuuko>mio>the third one thats always with yuuko
Claimerino
>>701926737
She's an absolute dream, its lovely. She's sweet and kind.
>She wakes up before I do to help around too.
>Plus she's a redhead.
>and she's got green eyes.
>And she's cute as fuck.
>>701927072
Yo.
>>701926882
I think you'll find I finally claimed her, new thread = waifu wipe.
>>701927076
well it defiantly isn't worse than that one tomoko lewd
>>701927121
forgot pic
>>701926843
Just put me down on a bed of knives then. I actually intend to be buried like a viking. Longboat funeral pyre is best funeral
>>701927084
*gives the hug*
>>701927134
Hello Hanako
>>701927156
>implying the two of us give a fuck
I will post Tomoko even if the entire thread claims her.
>>701926691
I can imagine. I wonder why they did that.. if they wanted to piss the playerbasr it would've been better to do it day-one
>>701927072
Just full your sorrow with alcohol fam :^)
>>701927084
>you could've made your waifu a reality for a few mins
Ah well, I heard it requires training.
>>701927121
I agree!
Mio is pretty qt, Mai just doesn't have a lot of personality because she's the quiet character, but she's funny so she's not worst girl.
>>701927151
>sleeping in the same bed as a girl
what is that even like
i bet it's nice
>>701927346
Keep posting actually because I want more
It feels so good, having Tomoko all to myself. Her and I are meant to be
>>701927084
>Kidnaps
>takes to beach
>>701927072
>12 hour
>Nap
Karen, that's not a nap! And right right, you're in the dorms now. How's that treatin ya?
>>701927342
I can't argue with that. Make sure you get someone that can actually shoot the fire arrow and not whiff.
Jibril claimed~
>>701927494
You truly are a baka.
>>701927342
Oh? Trying to get you your very own Shizuru again?
>Hugs
>>701927452
Dunno. I can usually only dream about things i've seen or experienced to some extent. Not sure i -could- make my waifu real. Anime proportions are weird. I think i'd come out off.
>>701927546
This again!? May as well dress for it this time.
>
>>701927493
Its like sleeping next to something REALLY warm, its nice and makes you feel happy and not alone.
>Mfw earlier I took a nap because I was tired as shit from long day at work
>Woke up with K sleeping next to me.
It was adorable.
>>701927748
Living the dream
>>701927675
Is that a heart i see on your cute little butt?
>>701927941
Don't think so.
>>701927748
Its stuff like that that makes me think about having kids some day, alas i am but a lonely virgin NEET.
>>701927748
>and makes you feel happy and not alone
I didn't expect these feels.
You have to be the luckiest person alive, that sounds so cute~.
>>701927952
>
>>701928032
>Rubs face in cute butt
Apologies friends, I'll be back later. Kinmoza is too distracting.
>>701927493
mai is funny i like the chapter where she messes with yuuko and calls yuuko slow
>>701927748
>happy
>not alone
>warm
i am jelly
Claimed.
>>701928187
Ah! W-what?!
Lewd! Stop being so lewd Miho!
>>701927675
Yeah.. I don't know shit about dreams, so I don't know about the can and can't of it ;-;
It'd certainly break the immersion of it, thinking more into it
>>701928264
Bye little Karen
>>701927858
The meme dream. ^^
>>701928053
Yeah, kids are great.
>I'm adopting K officially on Wednesday next week.
>>701928072
I think life feels like he's given me enough shit so far and wants to let me relax
>Something like that.
I mean I've nearly died like, 4 times, I deserve a break.
>>701928395
You like it dont lie.
>>701927493
>Mai just doesn't have a lot of personality because she's the quiet character
You just don't understand her personality because she's quiet.
Only I would understand.
REM IS MINE
>>701927452
It's making it difficult to get my last level
>>701927590
Doesn't matter too much if they miss, the boat will be burned up anyway and it's over thw ater
>>701927675
I would like one Shizuru yes please
>>701927952
How are you doing tonight?
>>701928533
I want hugs too :(
>>701928641
You get one hug
>>701928641
>Arrow with fire misses
>Boat catches fire anyways
U wot
>>701928293
Yeah, I love the parts when she teases Yuuko because she doesn't get it when she's joking. Adorable.
>>701928511
>I'm adopting K officially on Wednesday next week.
Woah, man. Shit, sounds great, you two seem to get along well. It's a big step though.
>I mean I've nearly died like, 4 times, I deserve a break.
Story? Sounds interesting.
>>701928573
Yeah, I thought more about it after I posted it and she actually has a lot of personality.
She isn't very comparable to the regular quiet anime girls.
Squidwardclaimed.png
>>701928511
Thats awesome congrats!.
>>701928511
who is this K i missed that convo, kid you adopting? how old?
story time about deaths?
>>701928573
i like expressionless girls too
>>701929157
i like the chapters where yuuko is dreaming something about mio like when mio is a ruthless queen or something
>>701928906
it just works
-araki
Hello everyone
>no life back
>Juvia claimed
>hope I'm not too late
>>701928507
Yeah. It's hard. Can't make anything cool, because it'll wake me up, so all i can do is move around in the non-sense that is already there.
Worst part is, i only realize i'm dreaming if the dream in non-sensical. So i'll never get control over a good dream.
>>701928533
Lewd Miho. Bad.
>>701928641
I don't know what to tell you. I still don't have any to sell.
>>701929472
Love her imagination.
>>701929598
Cute Shizuru cute
>>701929157
Yeah, she's ready to be officially my kid.
>"Its gonna be fun!" -K
Story:
>Nearly got stabbed by a mugger but I got rescued by a weird street vigilante who is pretty spooky.
>Nearly got shot on a hunting trip
>Mexican Standoff with K's original dad, he bailed before the cops showed up.
>That thing with my exgf, stab vest saved my life.
>>701929472
K is the sister of J who is a college kid who is my best friend and gave me a lot of support during a real depression period of my life. I helped him and K escape abusive parents and now I'm helping him pay for college and letting them live rent free in my spare rooms. Now I'm taking K off his hands, she's only nine and she's a really smart kid ^^
>Their parents died by trucker before the legal trial saw its full course.
>He took custody of her and is now giving it to me.
>>701929350
Its gonna be great ^^
Should I try to talk to a girl tomorrow.
Or just stay home, do laundry, and sleep
>Kinda want to stay home...
>>701930021
Talk to gril
>Bone Gril.
>>701930021
do what you want
>>701929844
Good for her, man~.
>Nearly got stabbed by a mugger but I got rescued by a weird street vigilante who is pretty spooky.
>stab vest
And who says /k/ is paranoid! Good shit.
>Mexican Standoff with K's original dad, he bailed before the cops showed up.
Fuck, how did that happen? Hope she's away from him, then.
Mercy
>>701930021
Do whatever floats your boat
>>701928753
Do I get anything more, Miho?
>>701929598
Not buying, I'm just stealing hugs now
And off to bed I go, goodnight waifu-fags, may your sleep be filled with awesome dreams
>>701928641
Well that sucks..
I'd say take a break if it gets too difficult to even play
>>701929598
Embrace the nonsense! Become the Lord of this dream.
Nonsense can be entertaining sometimes, like a having a good chuckle over something so stupid you can't even comprehend what happened
>>701930259
Maybe
>>701930204
Yeah her parents are dead af.
>Trucker railed them on the highway at 80mph.
That weird street vigilante was kinda cool though, he called himself The Justice Man.
>He beat the shit out of this dude, like, full bore went up to him and went
>"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS." and just beat the fuck out of him.
Oh and
>K's dad just fucking shows up at my front door and whips out a glock
>I had my gun too cause I knew he was there
>Whip it out on him.
>Mexican standoff
>He tries to fire, I almost fired
>His gun fucking didn't fire
>He flips out and books it
>Cops show up
>I was about half a second away from shooting him.
>I was wearing the stab vest at the time since it was rated for up to 44mag.
>>701930218
>A Spy?!
>>701930021
do you like her and in what way, it all depends on that and your choice
>>701929844
sounds nice hopefully you stay getting along for years to come
gotta suck being stabbed, in standoffs and in other such situations
>>701929663
she sure does have a great imagination mio is funny because she'sbso serious sometimes and mai is just kinda expression less
>>701930334
Night
>>701930624
Well you cant say your lifes boring!
>>701929758
Grrrr.
>>701930259
Stealing? Why stealing?
>>701930334
Try as i might, i can't really manage to actually -do- anything beyond moving. Which is a little weird, since an occasional thing will respond to me moving, but not correctly... Like a person who was talking to me stopping talking and just staring at me moving.
>>701930675
Oh yeah, its some tough stuff
>I'm just a lucky motherfucker
>MFW in DnD I have great luck rolls.
>>701930774
True, at least its eventful!
>I wish it wasn't so eventful that I nearly die though. Kek.
Tristana claimed
I'm going to chill around until I pass out.
>>701930334
Sleep well Amatsu
>>701930940
Cute
Cirno claim!
>>701930123
>Bone grill.
Hahahahahaha.
>Doubt
>>701930166
>>701930235
These don't help.
>Sleep sounds good tho.
>>701930675
I'm probably just growing attached to a person showing me the slightest bit of attention. Totally platonic more than likely.
Yeah sleep is good.
>>701931300
If she doesn't wanna bone you can always use roofies yo.
>Just kidding
>Thats terrible.
Finally got her today
>>701930624
Oh man, that really sucks. Poor girl.
Where was she when it happened?
Kek, really? That guy is going to get shot, but god bless him.
>His gun fucking didn't fire
What a fucking normie. Probably doesn't take care of it.
>>701930334
It's stable now, the children went to bed I guess
>>701930448
It seemed to be going somewhere before the 404 :(
>>701930940
Cause it's more fun than asking!
>>701930624
>>701931452
>that one Three Dog quote from Fallout 3 about weapon maintenance and wasteland assholes
>you know the one
If you live in Texas, wait till he enters your house. Then blast him.
>>701931387
I should get some roofies, just to try them out.
>And post where I'll be so I can get raped.
>Because memes
>>701931452
K was at J's apartment during the whole standoff
>They never found it thankfully, they kept coming to me and were like
>"Where is he?"
>"Over my dead body fucker!"
The bullet didn't fire for 3 reasons
>Found out after the trial
>Hard primer (shitty ammo)
>The ammo was improperly made (he reloaded his own ammo but failed at it)
>It didn't even have enough powder for it to fire full force.
>>701931625
I could've shot him on the front lawn but I didn't think he had the stones to pull the trigger
>In Idaho if somebody's threatening your life you can fuck them up and not have to worry about legal shit as long as its proven self defense.
>I also wanted to beat him in the court.
>I also didn't really want any blood on my hands.
Anyway, gotta hit the hay
>Its fuckin midnight thirty and I've got work tomorrow. kek.
>>701931822
Understandable.
Why end his suffering when you can pile it on?
>>701931625
What, you can't kill a guy if he pulls a gun on you anywhere but your own home?
>>701931822
Fuck man, you really are lucky. You could have died right then and there!
Anyway, sleep well, you magnificent bastard.
>>701930993
>>701931822
>lucky
rng gods frown on me alot in games
lel 3 reasons for not firing, who buys a gun and doesn't maintain it that's how one ends up dead and robbed
>>701931625
if he was on his property shouldn't it be fine?
>>701931477
it's funny when they don't see the steal coming
>>701931053
Shhh
>>701931477
I see. And how does one steal a hug?
>>701931822
G'night, hope you face less crazy near death experiences in the future.
>>701931477
Going somewhere?
>>701932046
>Cute
>>701931977
No you can, but you have to be able to prove he drew first. If he is in your home there is nothing to prove.
>>701932031
Again, it's just a legal thing. If he is in your home you could kill him with your bare hands and no files will be charged. If it's outside and you kill someone you'll go through the entire court procedures.
>>701932179
Yeah, that makes sense...
I feel like I'd be scared enough to just kill him on the spot, without caring about if I'd be able to prove that he did threaten my life.
>>701932031
It really is funny when they don't. It's better that way thoguh
>>701932046
BY sneaking up behind you and taking a hug!
>>701932165
Yes. Never mind though
>gives the hug
>>701932046
you're still awake?
watcha doin boat?
>>701932165
Nou.
>>701932536
Nooo.
>>701932578
Going to sleep very soon.
you?
I'm trying to make some templates for Civ threads.
Anyone got suggestions for what's needed?
Like just list anything you think
Currently I got a house of wood and of stone, 2 of metal and regular siding
a brick apts and a metal apts
I'm gonna paint a few power plants, trees, a university, school, and some skyscrapers and stuff.
any other ideas?
>>701932179
ok i wasn't sure if about it being in your home or your property for being able to shoot
>>701932536
the surprise on their face is gold sometimes, getting one when you expect it makes things boring
>>701932378
Yeah... A lot of the time when people act in self defense and kill another person the state will recommend therapy. It's not a light task to kill in the name of anything, and a lot of people have mental scars and PTSD from it. No joke. But again. Castle Laws and Doctrines are extremely good things.
How would you feel knowing you could not protect yourself from a potential rapist or murderer?
>>701932754
It has to be either a home, vehicle, or workplace occupied by the defendant. No joke, in some Texas Pharmacies they have Pharmacy Shotguns. So if a private pharmacy is robbed, anyone who legally works there can kill the robber and not be charged with manslaughter or murder. Castle Doctrine boiiiiiii
Need sleep, im out, buh-bye.
>>701932536
>
>>701932697
Nyan You
>>701932697
You like it! Don't deny it ~
>>701932754
I'll take any form of affection :(
>>701933308
>>701933308
I don't think i have time to chain cat pics today.
>>701933479
>
>>701933479
>help
>>701933674
That's ok. Aren't you sleep?
Happy birthday Yukko!
>>701933104
i always thought as long as they're on your property it's ok to shoot in self defense i.e. your front lawn
>>701933479
i mean i never said i wouldn't take it if it wasn't by surprise, but affection is nice
>>701932697
watching the master of killing time. and listening to drunk moka talk about how he wants to die.
>>701933911
pic
>>701933479
>I'll take any form of affection :(
Me too.
>>701933896
>someone remembered
Thank you!!
2 AM in Texas. Happy late Birthday Yucko.
>>701933911
Self Defense? Sure. But you have to be able to prove they are threatening your life. And no, technically your front lawn is public property unless otherwise stated.
That is why it is called "Castle Laws" and not "Lawn Laws"
>12:02
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUUKO
>>701934040
>Eats all the cake
>>701933674
Exactly like this, but don't pretend you don't like it
>>701933754
>I have come to take all of your cuddles
>>701933911
No one gives me surprise hugs, let alone planned ones :(
>>701934014
^
>>701926977
mah nigga
>>701934230
You wouldn't take all the cuddles for something this cute would you?
>>701933754
Yeah. Soon.
>>701933938
Well that sounds lovely.
>>701934230
Well where's the fun in that?
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>701934230
I didnt like it when I got hugs from those girls that hug everyone, it felt bad, hurt in the inside of my stomach and I'd just stand there like a stone pillar.
>>701934056
>>701934197
>feels loved
Thank you~.
>>701934204
how incredibly rude </3
>>701934204
Hmmm. I was never sure what her sister's name was.
Someone should shop Maho in a witch's outfit or something, so she can be a >Mahou< Shoujo Magical Tank Girl
Thank you, thank you. My joke was an abomination; I'll go drink a gallon of this delicious treat in recompense.
>>701934040
it's your birthday? never saw you mention it but
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUKKO
>12:10
>>701934056
ok just checkin
>>701934230
here have a hug
>>701934603
unless they're close friends those hugs don't feel as good
>>701934529
I most certainly would, and I will!
>
>>701934532
The fun is in making taking the hugs, and the sounds the hug-ee makes when they get startled
>>701934603
>Girls who gave everyone hugs
Why did I have none of these in school?
>>701934881
>
Just got home. Got some choc mint milk and banana milk at the shops. To mix or not to mix?
>the mint is strong in the choc mint milk
>im talking numb your mouth strong
Anyways, hug jokes aside. I need sleep.
Good night everyone.
>>701935255
Then ill tuck you in.
>>701934677
He he
>>701934881
>warm
Vladmir is a based champion
>5 hp
>Ulti proc pops
>Half health
>Empowered Q
>Full health
>Win 1v3
>>701935227
Personally I would not.
That way you can have your mint chocolate milk AND banana milk to enjoy at separate times.
OR maybe just mix a little of each, that way you have three different milks.
>>701935255
Good night cute loli boat
>>701935303
No letting go, you're stuck now
>>701935557
Im going to bed now. You can have this while im gone.
>>701935373
Illaoi is pretty much the same.
>flash into enemy team doing drag
>ulti
>grab a spirit
>spam w
>win
>>701935441
Ill mix a little. They are only small cartons but they fill you right up.
>>701935730
WEW, thank you. I'll be keeping it close :^)
>>701935866
Just saying, Chocolate Milk > Regular Milk > Every Other Type of Milk Milk > fake Milks like Soy and Almond > Shit > Strawberry Milk
>>701936193
You have your preferences, I have mine.
>>701935888
Woah that's a cute gif
>Gotta put Pandora Hearts on my watch list
>>701935866
Even better when you have deaths dance and spirit visage kek.
>I find Vlad more fun though cause he builds fun items like protobelt and rylais
>>701936193
choclate and regular are definitely too, fake milks are shit unless your lactose then it's fine, strawberry im mixed about, other types depends on which one like milk shakes are pretty close to choclate milk imo
anyways it's late and thread is slow gonna sleep
>>701936193
>putting strawberry milk at the bottom
are you fucking high
>>701936731
Strawberry milk is garbage. They are fine separate, but together it's just bad.
>>701936855
No I'm not. And even if I was I would hate Strawberry milk.
>PULP in MILK
Absolutely disgusting.
Watashi claimed.
>>701936855
Chocolate milk best.
I'm going to bed now.
It's a little breezy down there now. <3
>>701936976
Pulp? I just use strawberry milk mix. What do you mean?
>>701937194
HHello
>>701936855
Happy birthday Yuuko
>>701937338
You don't even drink REAL strawberry milk?
Opinion not only discarded, but burned to ashes and flushed down the toilet.
![Back rest [you].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QVwKS15.jpg "Back rest [you].jpg")
>>701937330
Night cutie
>>701937400
>real strawberry milk
>keeps the pulp in
>doesn't at least filter it
do you collect your own cocoa beans and make your own choclate too
>>701937387
Hi
>>701937723
Don't be retarded.
I may not like strawberry milk, but damnit I would want the REAL thing. And the pulp is just minced strawberries, nothing worth filtering. I just don't like pulp in my milk. The flavor is fine, it's the texture. The same reason I don't like coconut. The flavor is fine, but the texture makes me want to gag.
>>701937794
Nice to meet you
I finally hit 110 everyone, so I'll be heading to sleep
>>701937869
>don't be retarded
same to you
powder is just flavoring also, but i see your point about pulp, but if we mean flavor wise or talk about strawberry milk made with powder or something then it deserves to be higher
>>701938685
What are you, my ex girlfriend? Stop trying to define my tastes.
I don't like strawberry milk and believe it's shit. Just be happy I won't drink it so there is more for you.
>>701938182
Sleep well!
>>701938828
post your dicks im horny
be usefull atleast once in your lives
>>701939148
Jokes on you. I've posted my dick on /b/ at least 4 times in my entire lurking lifetime.
But Konata is the only one to post their dick in the thread.
>>701939281
then post it the 5th time
>>701938828
was giving my opinion or suggestion not telling you what to like calm down
>>701939281
nice
-hikage
>>701939543
There are better ways to do that instead of trying to tell people they should change their opinion. And thanks. I'm sure my dick and my armpit are floating around somewhere on some fat sweaty pedophile's computer. FeelsGoodMan.
>>701939537
Can you rolls quads in the next thread? Do it and I might.
