>be nice to people, and they'll be nice in return
>arrogant people get nowhere in life, so always be humble
>God exists
>>701921400
>If you don't eat you'll look like *insert 2002 Guinness world record alien*
>Me begins to cry while scarfing down gross ass food
> my older cousin told me piss was stored in your balls
> believed him until my first health class
>100th rocket launch Pokémon R/S/E
>>701921400
This, a hundred times
The love of my parents
>>701921400
>Cum was when you pissed anywhere other than the toilet.
>finding love with a girl
>>701922003
that and when I heard the word "straight"
>I thought if you had a curved cock you were gay
tfw my cock curved to the left
I used to believe as a child that there were two genders.
Now I know there are 3
Male
Female
Attack Helicopter
>>701921400
>My brother's best friend asked me to play a game
>He told me lets close out eyes and feel each others penises and compare
>I felt horrible afterwards and to this day wonder what happened to that faggot.
I was told that when you die you go to the moon.
Family wasn't religious
>terrorists did 9/11
>Now I know it was Bush
>If you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>believing the guy actually had a puppy in his van.
>>701921400
>If you act like a gentleman, girls will like you
What happens when you grow up in a family that is 90% women. I'm still trying to reverse that conditioning.
>>701922520
story?
>>701922273
A thousand times this...I'm going to be fucking my first ex this Friday...I only want her to be with me but all I get is awesome sex...the sex it good but I want her still...after all the GF's I still want her.
>>701922491
You STILL fall for that, faggot.
>>701921400
>If anyone in the family does something wrong, you aren't allowed to tell anyone, even other family members
>>701922491
fuck off
>>701921400
>Stealing is wrong.
its only wrong if you get caught. so don't get caught.
>>701922559
yeah, it was cats. i hate cats.
> being smart will get me far in life
> staying true to my religion will make me more fulfilled and happier
> pumping myself with psych meds will make me a happier person
> drugs will fuck up my life
>>701921538
Fuck, I was going to say that.
>>701922558
faaark. this
>I used to believe that good looks and good personality was enough to get a GF.
>Girls only go for good looks and bad personality.
I'm so fucked...all my friends are getting married and having kids now.
>>701921400
Jews are good and were mistreated by evil german nazi's :^(
>>701922558
This is too true anon.
>>701922558
kek'd
>>701922855
>being this beta
if you seriously believe this trash, you will never get a girlfriend, also if you post on facebook how "Ugly you are" you should also just KYS now.
>>701922859
>lowest quality bait.
> Israel is completely justified in whatever it does
> Supporting Israel with money is important
> Palestinians are nothing but savage animals
> God is on Israel's side
>>701921400
>School and hard work guarantees success.
>>701921400
Christianity.
Love.
the stuff OP said.
"ill be back just getting some cigs"
>>701923090
I feel like knowledge can be had. Story?
i thought sex was using your penis to unlock the vagina. Like your penis had to fit exactly in vagina and then you had to do a full 360° and turn to open the vagina.
>>701923060
I've had 5 girlfriends but in the end they always turned into controlling pieces of shit. All of them ran off with some alpha male type that fucked up their lives and now they have kids and are single moms.
I not ugly at all, I actually do TV commercials.
>>701923178
I've been writing something for a long time now, still need to finish it.
>This is on the topic of love;
Most young people tend to correlate love and sex for years into their lives, well why is this? I've come to the solid conclustion it isn't because they're young or inexperinced. I've come to tell that its because the feeling is new, your brain hasn't reconized it. Kind of like going to new place for the first time, going there seems to take forever, being there seems to last an hour, and coming back seems to normalize time of not long or short. You often hear people say "love blossoms" And I have to agree on that, most love does blossom. But like a blossom, all the beautiful color and texture soon disapear into a seed. So I'm saying, love isn't a flower at all. Love is like a ugly old tiny itsy bitsy seed that holds the power for a whole new plant. but the seed is still nothing without external forces.
>>701921400
>it will get better when you grow up
>>701923272
Used to be a very religious Orthodox Jew. Family is super Zionist.
Stepping away from the religion and recognizing that Palestinians happen to be humans just like the rest of us really changed my perspective.
>>701922387
just know, that he was probably molested. thats why he did it to you.
he was probably molested really hard in the butt too
>>701923358
All girls want is to be knocked up bro. haven't figured this out yet? they don't wanna be your toaster strudel they want to be your Twinkie.
my mom told me if i kept picking at my belly button it would come untied and my guts would fall out. i wouldnt ever touch it again and wouldnt every dare put my finger in it. found out 2 years this was a lie and im an idiot.
>mfw when im 26
>>701921400
I used to believe the Earth was a spinning ball governed by magical gravity. Can't believe I fell for that shit, and millions of people today still believe it even in their adulthood. Brainwashed people; people who can't see outside their little bubbles.
>>701922387
he made millions as a televangelist
>>701923060
>lowest quality bait.
it's not meant to be bait, goyim
That weed is worth spending money on
>a college degree will guarantee a good job that will have you set for life.
>>701923511
Thanks anon, I hope I run into him some day so I can beat the shit out of him. Still fucks with my head sometimes but hey I was like 4.
He probably went full gay though I'm guessing.
>>701923644
Holy fuck...what's ironic is he did this at a bible camp...
>>701923725
Kek, anyone who believes that meme is a retard
>>701922385
Cringe post
>>701923384
This was 2deep4me. my brains gonna explode.
>>701923384
That was beautiful, anon.
>>701923556
You are probably right. Guess I better just prego a chick and call it good.
>>701921400
Dick tastes like ice cream. At least I got my 5 year old balls licked.
>>701923735
don't feel bad.
I had a homeless guy suck my dick when i was addicted to benzos. I think about killing myself everyday now.
I thought he was a tranny.
>>701923482
Where do you live?
>>701922491
Good, let her die. I hope it's painful
>respect women
>>701923978
>I thought he was a tranny.
wait, so you thought he was a chick with a dick, but he was really just a dude with a dick?
That /b/ would ever have decent oc
>>701924046
Chicago, born and raised
>>701921400
>Everyone is the same no matter race or gender
>Bullying is bad
>I used to think men could get pregnant too.
>I used to hump my stuffed animals hoping to get pregnant.
At least this was how I eventually learned to masturbate.
>>701924082
yes, he ended up being a homeless dude with a dick.
>>701924150
Uwotm8
>>701923384
Relationships take a lot of hard work
>>701923917
Remember to to have the house only in your name. and always look like the better parent, so you can keep the kid if she goes off the lose end.
>>701923876
>>701923882
thanks, I'm full of deep thoughts..
like if you aren't suppose to drink and drive, why does almost every bar have a parking lot?
>>701921400
>It's not the Jews.
It totally was the Jews.
>>701921400
Pets "ran away".
Mom was just too fucking lazy to take care of them.
>>701921400
>My older brother told me that if I swallowed his cum, I would grow bigger.
I thought mommies pooped babies out of their butts
>>701923978
Don't feel bad man, drugs make you do stupid shit. Just blank it out and pretend it was a bad dream or bad trip.
>>701924161
I still don't understand..
so you thought he was pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl?
>>701923090
okay shitskin we get it
you can be anything when you grow up!
>>701924108
Huh. What generation came to this country?
>>701924269
semen does have a lot of protein. it's good for gains.
I'm not gay, but i try to drink a half cup of semen before i workout
>>701924291
that's only true of black children
>>701923384
Thats pretty gay m8
>>701923917
no, don't
duh lol
That someone would reply to this post. How wrong i was ;_;
>>701924363
Be quiet child
>>701924331
thanks, good luck with your stuff too, anon
>>701924348
yes, either way it would be a dude sucking my dick
>>701924412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mT8AzdxT48
>Good sons let their daddys DOI whatever they want to them
>Telling people means you don't love me
>>701924516
your dads gay, that's why he isn't around any more.
>>701924438
Great-grandparents on both sides came to the US from Europe before WWII. We were lucky.
>>701924724
Rekt in peace
> The earth is round...
Can't believe I fell for that shit.
>>701924211
Well obviously, never trust women.
>>701924743
you were lucky, but the rest of the world was unlucky
>>701924673
this is true
That donald trump would never becone president
>>701921400
I believed that there was no god as a kid.
Then my mom got me a PS2 for my 12th birthday and that made me realize that there is indeed a god.
Athiesm is for angsty emo faggots who didnt get the correct toy from their mommy and daddy.
>jerkoff = blind
Tlat's buklship. I jerkoff evrrydty and nothign hspprns
>>701924619
>yes, either way it would be a dude sucking my dick
well was he any good?
>Money doesn't buy happiness
>>701923326
Highest quality kek
>>701921400
this
>>701921538
this
>>701922385
sooo much this
>>701922490
of course, this one too
>>701922590
wait, it's not supposed to be like this?
>>701922731
yep
>>701922859
100% true
>>701923090
this one too
life knowledge is shown here
>>701924935
I think you had a stroke, not gone blind
:^)
>>701924743
We're these ideas of your parents as well? Or pontificares by the older generation?
>>701924980
>never seen a sad man in a boat with 4 250 outboards.
>>701924948
only time i ever came from a blowjob tbh
no homo
>>701924847
Yep. Growing up, most of the people I knew had direct ancestors that died in the Holocaust.
>>701923326
Pretty sure thats how it actually works m8
>>701923326
wait you mean thats not how it is? im confused now
>>701925119
Pontificated*
>>701925137
did he spit or swallow?
>>701925119
Yes, my parents were (and still are) very strong supporters of Zionism. They moved to Israel a few years ago to fulfill their lifelong dream of living in the holy land
>>701924607
Fuck (you)
>that blacks would never get to sit near je front of the bus
>that the muslims wouldnt overrun the country
>that the country would remain in the EU
>that i would never get epilepsy
>>701925275
swallowed like a champ.
It was in my bosses office after closing.
He came by my work everyday for a month, until i threatened to call the cops
>>701923326
>>701925330
I hope a palestinian blows them up
>>701925330
kike
>>701925337
Why the fuck did you reply to it? Or are you samefagging?
>>701925419
The*
>>701925330
>nuke Israel
>cook sand niggers and kikes
>why hasn't nobody dun this yet?!
>>701923556
>they don't wanna be your toaster strudel they want to be your twinkie.
Fucking kek
>>701923326
>>701921400
>women had rights and should be treated the same as men
>>701925495
Nah I just wanted to piss you off faggot
>>701925330
Show them this for a laugh.
>tl;dr: 300,000 Jews died from starvation due to Allied bombing German supply routes, and not a single perished due to long-claimed German "extermination" methods
>source: The Red Cross
>>701925330
Well... Good for them. Are you still close with them and the rest of the family? Or do they not know about your more... radical views. Does it matter to them if they do?
I always used to be convinced i had aids up until like 16 or so even though i hadnt done anything that would cause me to catch it or anything
>>701921400
>OP wasn't a faggot
>>701925702
Not really pissed.
>>701921400
Everyone goes to church
>>701921400
funny, cause statistically it's true
Be nice to people and the distribution of reactions you'll get will be generally in your favor; be rude to them, and the distribution will be generally out of your favor.
People who are arrogant for no real reason rarely get anywhere in their lives, but then again, if you use logic other people don't know how to counter, you're allowed to be far more arrogant than most people would ever let you get away with. Take Cenk Uygur, for instance.
However, in the long run, you will run yourself aground by being arrogant. Not only that, but the only way a person is allowed to be arrogant with impunity is if they are actually incredible at what they do; their skill level is the only thing that allows them this luxury.
Typically, it's the opposite way around: you're nice, and, because of how delightful you are to be around, you get hired more often, which leads to your increase in skill and experience, which leads to your eventual success.
Plus, it's harder to be successful as an arrogant cock, because your recommendations are so much less enthusiastic; the recommender doesn't want to lie, so they're honest. "He's a phenomenal _____, but he's such a massive dick that you have to weigh the option between this person's skill level and your ability to tolerate his attitude and your need for incredibly skilled people in the field."
>>701925885
i thought i had aids for 6 months, it was scary as fuck.
never date a Puerto rican hooker.
I got the sex 4 free though
>>701925885
you can get HIV from drinking your mothers breast milk.
I remember back in HS after Ive been fooling around with girls since middle school, my mum made me get like a full blown STD test. they took like a whole bags worth of blood for this shit. anyways, I was convinced for like 4 weeks It was gonna say I had an STD of some sort, cause I never used condoms, like EVER. lmao
>>701925807
They know that I'm definitely more liberal than they are, but I try to avoid conversations about Israeli/Palestinian politics because obviously the stuff they say pisses me off. I can't blame them, though. They've been brainwashed with pro-Israel propaganda since they were kids. Myself as well, though I've grown out of it. They and the rest of the family have grown to accept my decision to leave the religion.
I love them dearly and I try to visit them every couple of years.
> never date a Puerto Rican hooker
> date
> hooker
You deserve aids dating a fucking hooker you dumb ass nigger
>>701926090
I also meant id never had sex or used needles or anything like that, i just always thought i had it
>>701921400
>you can have a fast or slow metabolism. Your body has a setpoint for weight. It's all purely genetics whether you are fat or not.
>>701926348
it was accident though, also cocaine
>>701921400
My dad told me spaghetti grows on spaghetti trees.
>>701922855
Be glad you aren't having kids. That shit is dumb.
>>701926585
my grandpapa told me his penis grew in me bum.
he was right
My sister told me that druggies often put their used needles sticking upwards on toilet seats so theyd inject someone with hiv when they sat on the toilet. Never went into a public toilet after that until recently
>>701926283
Well I hope you manage to spread some of your ideas. Be pissed all you want. But acting on it in a moral quandry such as that won't change minds. My favorite question was always why. It really pisses people off.
>>701921400
when they said 'i love you'
>>701926723
>because you cannot see if theres a needle there or anything
you just plop down on toilet seats? fuck im more afraid of sitting in someones piss then anything else.
>>701926489
Cocaine'll do it
>>701923978
lmao what
>>701926902
if it makes it any better, im the same guy who was sucked off by a homeless dude
>>701924140
>races have differences just like any race in any other species
>bullying is a form of abuse. abuse leads to adaptation which can sometimes be positive
>there is a god
>>701926852
Well yeah i realise that now but when i was 7 or so i didnt
>>701926807
Fortunately, most of my siblings are more mellow about Israeli/Palestinan politics and don't exactly share the views that my parents have. Most of my siblings understand the plight of the Palestinians and recognize that they have real human motivations as much as Israelis do. I think all of my siblings are in support of a two-state solution drawn at the '67 borders. Of course, they also think that Jerusalem and the Temple Mount should be Israeli land, whereas I think it should be international land overseen by the UN or some third party organization.
>>701927357
>overseen by the UN
RAPE! RAPE FOR EVERYONE! RAPE IN THE HOLY LAND, AND YOU CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT!! LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEDLE
>>701927096
It... really doesn't. Funnier. You're misfortune amuses me. But not better.
>>701921400
Stuff I'm actually embarrassed to admit I once believed as a wee lad:
>Race is a social construct; we're all the human race
>Poverty is the major cause of crime
>God exists; Jesus is his son
>Astrology is scientific
>Free will exists
>It's what's inside that matters
>Eugenics is bad stuff that should be shunned, i.e. Nazi science
>American slavery was a bad thing for blacks
>Women are an oppressed class in society
>>701926015
Usain Bolt is the perfect example
>I AM NUMBER ONE
And he actually is.
>>701922491
loser
>>701921400
>believed you should be sorry for the less fortunate
>told you need to be aorry for africans and their situations
>jews were victims in history
>9/11 was the worst tragedy
> parents told you sex at young age is wrong(ironically was conceived at a young age)+(history says its bullshit)
>life gets easier
>>701926689
Medium kek
>>701927111
nice trips
>>701927664
woah, easy on the autism there buddy
>>701927812
i also lost my virginity to a fat old $80 hooker in her mobile home, as her cat watched every moment. I ate her out because she told me too, it was horrible
mcfucking kill me
>>701927357
That's a pretty good idea. Use it as an area to meet peacefully. Could be the perfect trade hub for the two countries. I recognize the near impossibility of course. But still a lovely thought.
>>701921400
>if you eat your vegetables you'll grow up big and strong
Ate all my vegetables and I still couldn't climb Everest fuck you mom I bet you're laughing your ass off.
>honey, you are very handsome.
Thanks mom
>>701928250
Manlet confirmed
>>701921400
Dad told me if I wanted a loving family, a decent job, and a house of my own that I needed to be kind, driven, generous, and loving.
But he also told me that if I wanted everything I could ever ask for that i needed to piss in their faces and be as ruthless as possible.
>>701928179
No sir. Life is too valuable. Instead I will laugh. Laugh with me. It's the best medicine.
>>701927966
Usain Bolt is an example of a person who has confidence in his ability and full capability of proving that confidence.
I dunno if he's a rampaging asshole or something, but confidence is only arrogance when you belittle others in your lifting up of yourself, or you maintain that your point of view is invariably the superior one. Case in point: Nicki Minaj. "Girls are only seen as bossy because people aren't used to seeing a woman in charge," as she acts like a complete and utter bitch to everybody around her. That's arrogance. It's not just "taking charge" in her case, she's also being blatantly disrespectful to all of those around her. The proper way to take charge is to be respectful even when being disrespected; a good example would be respectfully telling a person you don't think you should perform for their company, because they didn't treat you with the respect you deserved as a human being upon entry. However, being raucous and berating people for not abiding by your standards is not respectful. She was the latter; she's a fucking cunt.
>>701928280
That awkward moment when
>every old lady you meet says how handsome and fluent you are
>can't get a date
>>701928438
Your dad isn't wrong
>>701928624
i will start trying to laugh at my bad decisions now, and i will be sure i don't make anymore
>>701922273
So you found it with a man?
>>701922491
$÷÷×$$=××3!
>>701928689
At least someone thinks you're handsome. Go bang some old chicks, anon.
>>701928757
Lol just stay off the hard shit. It always leads to dark places. As you probably know
There is no monster under the bed
>>701922491
fuck you
5th grade? A classmate told me that ball lightning could travel around the world and even form inside my house to kill me.
>>701921400
If you let your balloon go it'll become a star.
>>701929081
lol i will. I'm only 21 yet i have enough degenerate stories to last a lifetime
>>701928738
He also told me that I need to ask myself what exactly it is that I really want before I choose my path.
>>701923556
I'd rather eat batteries than have kids, children are the fucking worst.
I want to be his Twinkie, but I don't want any little hellspawn running around because of it.
>>701929370
Sauce plz
>>701921538
edgy
>>701929602
ur mum n dada making love 2 mak u, figgit
>love is real
>>701929451
Wise man. Ask him for more advice
>everything comes with time
>Santa is real
>your gender is decided at birth
>>701924150
so you a grill?
>>701930270
Last is true
>>701929624
>edgy
Lmoa look at the evidence
>>701930798
yep
>>701923090
Woah there, why don't ya calm down and go fuck another goat?
>>701921538
Yep
>>701921400
>moon is cheese
>moon will fall after 3 days
>skeltals, zombs, witches, etc.
I'd add >ayy lmaos but they might actually exist
>>701922491
Faggot
I once believed that women and men all had penises, yes I actually believed this. Please kill me.
>>701923562
bait
>>701922491
smh
>>701932833
i did, too :/ god, i wish i were dead
>>701922428
Kekked outta no where, the fuck is wrong with me
>>701926283
You are a shame to our people. You are a cuckike. I hope someone you love gets shelled by those squatters on the Gaza strip.
>>701933723
YOU'RE HIGH YOU MOTHER FUCKER
>>701934337
TRIGGERED
>Raves and festivals are bad
>>701923090
Didn't Israel lose God's approval after they killed Jesus? Oh wait, jews.
>Eugenics is a bad idea/ its ok for everyone with a dick or vagina to breed
>There are people out there who arent naturally evil
>There is a heaven and hell
Just the tip.
Then wham... My ass still hurts!
>USA has an actual democracy
>USA is a free country
>>701921400
>the california is gr8 bullshit
>>701938304
but it is buddy
>>701938401
kek no dont kid yourself i've been stuck in this hell hole for the past six years and cant wait to get out.
>>701922558
Yeah for some reason I managed to get out of that by sophomore year of HS. Really helps
>>701921400
>If you like a girl, be nice to her
>Bad kids don't get toys on christmas
>If you work hard you'll get far.
>>701922520
Fuck, dude... Just... Holy shit...
>>701922385
tfw i will never can into >Attack Heli
>>701927108
The second one is true. I'm a better person because of how much I was bullied
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>>701921538
>>701921400
These.
>>701925076
He's definitely had a stroke ;)
>>701924932
>dull side of the blade
That wouldn't even work though...
>>701939039
>only oldfags can do a triforce
>>701922731
being smart only gets you far if you have the motivation to do so which I'm guessing you dont and thats where you have tried to fill the void through socially accepted avenues like religion (social) and medication but have fallen short and started self medicating with illicit substances.
Find a more original book to write you self pity fag.
>>701922580
Feel ya /b/ro same shitty situation
>>701922491
what the fuck
>you'll find friends that love you for you
>>701921400
My Grandad was a stingy cunt, when the Ice cream van went by he told me (and I trusted him) that;
>"When they play the music, it's to let you know they've run out."
>>701922491
532475345
>>701929624
delusionalfag detected
when I was 6 I didn't belive in santa no more and when I was only 9 I knew about condoms and sex
>>701939039
doing it wrong faggot
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>>701927108
thinking the average nigger is as smart as the average white man.
>>701921400
the lies of pathological liars
>be me 8 , first proper friend tells me all kindsa shit
>said he was asked to euthanise a giant snake at a zoo with a sword and had to wear a raincoat because of blood everywhere
>said his step dad had to jump out of a moving pickup that was about to go off a cliff and his dog was still in the cab
>I believe it all (with a pinch of salt)
>then I have a crazy female friend in school age 14 ish , says even more crap
>her mother is in a coma
> she herself has a medical condition where she "faints" so she often does for attention
>crazy bitch , only believe what she says because I thought I would eventually get un-friendzoned
>then there was the ubércunt , nother chick I fucked once and always wanted to go for a second time so put up with her crap , enjoyed disproving her often
>she can draw
>"oh wait its a computer effect on a photograph.jpg"
>she can skateboard , used to be able to do the stuff on x games
>heres my skateboard , show me then.com
>can't even stand on it
>guess shes outta practice (chasms full of sarchasm)
>makes up shit about her brother gets him arrested
>gets overweight eventually eating shit , then says she's a personal trainer to somebody
>say's she wrote a book in a night after taking speed (a whole book?)
>get fed up with her eventually so just stop moving in the same circles as her
> rob her purse while i'm at it
apart from that my younger years were pretty normal
>>701922491
Well
>>701939039
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Everyone knows you can just copy+paste it.
>>701939039
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>>701940989
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>>701922491
>>701921400
Everybody is uquall
>>701921400
>mfw this kid named david told me in 1st grade if you hide chocolate in your ass it will taste the same later if you eat it
>too scared to actually shove things up my ass
>told this kid sam to do it and david backed me up
>at recess while use three faggoteers cram into a bathroom stall
>we watch for 5 min as this kid shoves a snickers bar up his ass. This took for ever and we kept yelling at him to hurry the fuck up.
>with almost tears in his eyes he does it then pulls it out and bites it.
>throws up as soon as it touches his mouth
>run out of there and teachers find him
> tell the whole school is gay blame it on david
> they belived me for some reason and sam and david got suspended
>i want to kill me self to this day just thinking about it
>>701923930
Kek
>>701921400
>size doesn't matter
>money doesn't bring happiness
>follow the rules, long hard grind is the key
>you can't do weed and be a sportsman in the same lifetime
>love is the most important thing in a relationship
literally the whole social prep package is made of things to keep you stupid and obedient and miserable.
You only ever become alive when drop all your stupid ass fears and do EXACTLY what you want to do.
>>701921400
El cucuy de la mañana
14 inch dicks
>>701925067
I used to crawl under the playground and roll in the other kids' turds
>>701922491
You can never be too safe.
>>701922558
Oh man I can relate to this so much
>Santa
>>701942899
Check em
>>701922371
I can relate to the last part
>>701935477
Czech em
>>701921400
>Blacks are victims.
>You will meet the right person at the right time
>>701932833
Check em
>>701927966
Check em'
>>701927111
TRIPS
>>701923482
>Palestinians happen to be humans
kek
>>701922491
How are people still so gullible? Stop coming to 4Chan morons
>Muslims are peacful
>All races and religions are equal
>>701924932
Underrated post
>>701922428
Toasting in epic bread.
>That one can see justice served in their lifetime.
>That women prefer nice guys.
>Honesty is the best policy.
I believed that the Bermuda Triangle, quicksand and catching on fire would be bigger life problems than they are.
>>701922491
>>701945907
Kek
That happened to me from watching Batman and land of the lost and other shows. Quicksand was a regular hazard
>>701922491
Nigger
>>701922491
I don't trust you
>>701922491
Fucking kek. And all the kids replying makes it even better.
>>701945336
Haha still replying, cunt
>>701922520
It was actually a gimp with an Instagram filter.
>>701921400
>whenever i was peeing in a filthy place, I would interrupt the piss stream so that viruses and bacterias 'n' shit couldn't "climb" it up to my dick.
If you screamed loud and hard enough you could become a super saiyan
>>701923561
my mom used to tell me to stop doing things like that because it was weird.
although I fully believed her when she said she was the best basketball player in the world.
IN THE WORLD. SRSLY MOM.
My mom is 5'5 tops. In hindsight this is funny.
>>701923358
Is this really an issue? You seem to have no problem finding girlfriends. Just use them while they're fresh and throw them away when they become spoiled.
>>701922491
>no
I thought if I kicked my football high enough, I'd smash the sky.
I believed in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and God.
I used to think piss was stored in my ballsack so I would squeeze it while pissing to piss faster
>>701923326
>do a 360 and fuck away
Merrca free, merrca brave.
Whenninfactfluorideifkillinganotherwiseperfectlycapablenation.
>>701923429
Damn, that is actually hilarious to think back on...
>No Man's Sky will be game of the year.
>>701947627
This litterally sounds like somethibg i would say.
>>701923725
Even outside the US, this isn't true.
>>701923930
Did they taste like ice cream too?
>>701924047
Now that you replied, she won't.
>Don't watch to much tv, your eyes will go square.
>>701921400
Banana in the tailpipe.
>>701924140
>punching the guy bullying you is bad
>>701927108
Yeah, maybe if I had fucking adapted instead of just taking it like a wimp because
>turn the other cheek becuz Gawd wills it
or
>ignore them, it's your fault for letting them get to you
Otherwise, maybe I wouldn't have turned into a pussy ass bitch. Guess the only possible benefit I got is enhanced anger control.
>>701927933
The other stuff I get, but who told you astrology was scientific?
>>701928834
>>701924200
>>701924453
>>701924932
>>701923326
>>701922385
You forgot trans wookie.
>>701923326
Topkek
>>701922520
No puppy in the van, but a hog in your trunk.
>>701929104
But there's one in it after you get married.
