Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Claimed.
Claimed.
Penny Claim~
>>701919180
Claimed
>Fluffy fox
that was a fast bake
Still here
claim
>>701915668
Go further
Jibril claimed <3
>>701919571
What these, hats for ants?
>>701919334
>>701918750
OH
>>701919459
Meh
>>701919600
You're early
>>701919804
I'm close to my goal, I've got 35K, so only 15K more and some hard wood.
>Then I'll use my hard wood ;3
>>701919972
>>701919994
>stellar claim
>>701920054
Hi Alice.
>>701920168
Hello, Discount beard.
Its so damn humid today.
>>701919804
That's not me btw i just got up and am not claiming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
I like this song a lot.
QOTT: what song do you listen to when studying?
https://youtu.be/eC6OKIYXBxQ
>>701920323
How are you doing this evening Shizu?
>>701920705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYOPQuhdoQM
>>701920705
Vaporwave trash, usually.
>>701919960
Oh my~ ;)
>>701920168
Lil ship
>>701920531
Oh sorry
>sleepy smug
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>701920705
>studying
i have no need for such things
>>701920705
>>701920871
Night ^^
Linus is chill as fuck, he's this hobo dude who lives in the woods. I met him while fishing and gave him some fish and now we're friends.
>Coldplay when I did study.
>>701920705
https://youtu.be/QsLsxgCUi6E
>>701920885
NEET?
>>701920705
I dont study. But
https://youtu.be/F2uzG13TdPA
Sorry I'm late guys
Date went okay I guess...
How're you guys?
>>701920323
My beard is the greatest there ever was
How are you, sex boat?
>>701920871
Good night lil' smug
>>701920054
Hi everyone.
I really need to finish that game sometime.
>>701921297
RIKKU
>>701920792
>>701921179
I'm good. Just rather tired. How about you?
>>701921179
>Sex boat
Excuse me? When'd i pick up that nickname?
>>701921283
Hello again, Shino.
>>701921055
yes, make of that what you will
>>701921107
tell us about it
>>701921198
>>701921463
I'm in the same boat, for now at least.
>>701921463
We went to the cafe I mentioned last night
I got the catfish to everyone Heres suggestion. It was good. Got some macaroni.
It was good at first but he turned out to be really... Odd. Like sexual creep. I enjoyed everything else though! We went back and he showed me his vidya and stuff
>>701921466
>>701921555
But hey, you got gets, so life can't be all bad.
>>701921462
Pretty much the same here
Wait, I don't remember what was your nickname
Was it lewd boat instead?
>>701921462
Hi blondy how are you?
I keep popping in and out. Still playing final fantasy. Im on a really long part between saves. sucks cuz i kinda wanna turn it off
>>701921642
I've been getting singles all day, so life is hell at the moment.
>>701920705
I trend to revert back to my school days listening to gnu metal and Tool and the like. The last song I listend too while studying was Lateralis.
Stay a while, and listen.
https://youtu.be/_tcW-j7KFgY
All nisekoi bitches claimed
>>701921804
Eh, my life use to seem really shitty back before K and J came along, and also before Stardew Valley, it makes me feel accomplished cause I'm running a profitable farm with a cute wife at home.
Fuzzy slutfu claimed.
here
>>701921960
>forgot image.
>Napped too long
W-Whatever. I didn't wanna go look at cars anyways!
>>701921462
I'm kind of tired too actually. It's been a very long couple of days
>>701921636
>
>>701921942
>more than one waifu
FUCKING
HERESY
>>701921960
I have my waifu too, so I have no reason to be lonely or depressed~.
>r-right?
>>701921697
My nickname is too long to remember all of at this point, but it's something like...
lewd goldeneye loli boat slave?... There should be more. Ask Syndra for the latest in my name. It changes quite a bit.
Fuck, i don't even remember. Lewd boat is close enough as far as i'm concerned though.
>>701921710
>I'm good. Just rather tired. How about you?
Always sucks when you have to play longer than you want just to find a save.
>>701921555
so got any plans?
>>701921615
Was he Esdeath creepy, of just didn't take no creepy?
>>701922233
Still grinding WoW?
>Shizuru
>>701922233
My apologies for suddenly leaving, Alice.
>>701921911
Same for you, Tomoko.
>>701922188
>>701922188
>>701922188
>
>>701922334
I am. I'm just about 109. People have started DDoSing the servers though
>>701922322
Nice dubs, and "Grope your crotch and kiss at your neck while you watch something/play game" tier
>>701922277
>Checked
>>701922322
Ehh, not really.
Well, I have thought about it, but I haven't come up with anything solid.
You?
>>701922188
Lol. Whoops.
>>701922415
I guess it happens. I do it a lot lately. Its either me passing out or work getting busy.
>>701922454
That is pretty damn thirsty.
>>701922415
Again, I'm used to it.
>>701922041
Trips get, I'm taking Tomoko
>>701922668
reroll
>>701922419
>
>>701922571
Oh well, I guess I can just do it tomorrow then.
>>701922571
Yea
>Tfw he knows sexual stuff makes me very uncomfortable but I'm too much of a socially repressed neet to object
Miho claimed
>>701919994
>hugs
>>701922454
I'd guess he's never been on a date before
or he's just your typical chad who expects everyone to bow to him
>>701922466
I always though about being a doctor, it'd be pretty neat
>tbh i just want enough money for a nice car
>>701922766
and again
>>701922415
It's all good Ruri, things come up and people have to go unexpectedly
>
>>701922854
Hello again Miho
>>701922668
2 tomos is enough already
>>701922913
Even if you DO roll trips I won't stop posting Tomoko. You are wasting your time, just post her anyway and join the conversation.
>>701922913
TOMOKO WILL BE MINE
>>701922668
>>701922766
>>701922913
ok
>>701922866
>not just wanting money to buy video games and waifu stuff
>>701922866
He's a virgin, silver spoon fed through life, unattractive type who feels he needs to one up or put down every opinion or statement I make
>>701923075
u
>>701922277
I'll ask him whenever I see him again.
Lewd boat will be the shortened version of that nickname then
It's crazy how early I get tired lately
>>701922972
Cute pic
>>701922259
Yeah! ^^
>Your Waifu will always love you
Meanwhile, mining!
>Gotta get dat nursery so I can get some babiez.
>>701923016
It's not about you posting, it's about possession. It's an honour thing, and my love for mai waifu knows no bounds.
Roll.
>>701922668
So close.
>>701923075
They wouldnt like me.
>>701922972
>POMF
>warm
Good Evening waifus
>>701923075
No u :>
>>701923219
Claimed
>>701923107
hey griffeth. did your thing go well?
>>701923265
hello
>>701923219
one more time
>>701923107
So he's the ultimate gentleman
I'm going to guess there won't be a second date
>>701923219
what if someone were to claim you as their waifu?
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>701922233
>>701923364
A-mai-zing.
>>701923156
Thank you :3
>What you drinking there? Share? :3
>>701922785
WTFFFFF it removed my reply to you
> was intended for you
>>701923264
I'm kind of cold though :(
>>701923390
The food was good
>>701923444
>>701923168
Are you going to buy me pic related for my birthday, senpai~?
>Sounds lewd, tbqh
>>701923444
Mmmm trips
And this is the fourth? He kinda pressured me into dating him so I kinda wanna Kms
>>701923544
See what I mean? You are wasting your time bro.
>>701923340
ROLL FOR TOMOKO!
>>701923444
Ouch stole his trips and took him as a waifu, well played.
>>701923528
thats good. and the guy?
>>701922854
>
Welcome back.
>>701923156
I think i'm tired early because i was having really weird dreams i can't remember. Just remember waking up thinking "The hell?"
>>701923622
no bully
>>701923615
Dump him.
If he says he is going to kill himself, tell him that is fine since you won't have to see him anymore.
Unless you LIKE being manipulated mentally.
>>701923390
feelin any better today there Tomoko?
>>701923485
>>701923655
I will do this all night until I have her
>>701922785
If you dont sleep too late again.
>>701922820
So he has you in a corner? What a jerk. He may still be nice though. Just tell him what is and isnt okay.
>>701923107
Oh so a narcissistic jerk. My opinion of him is dropping.
>>701923891
But i think I have her
>>701923615
I second >>701923748
It's what i would've done after date two
>>701923891
rolll
>>701923782
>>701923504
RIP Alice
>>701923963
I'll go to bed at my normal time in the morning, so I SHOULD be fine.
>>701924016
>>701923748
No he doesn't, I do lmao. He kinda stuffs my issues down the drain and I can't object to anything he says or he gets mad
He punched me in the chest first day and got mad for playfully tossing a chocolate I bought for him at him, said he was "Joking" a few days later through text
And he's gotten me gifts so I'd feel terrible
>>701924004
You keep getting so close, keep trying!.
>>701923981
Then I shall steal Tomoko from you, or whoever has her
>>701923504
I don't share my sodas, sorry fam. Plus it's too small to be shared around~
You're up to much?
>>701923717
Hey, at least you have dreams
I'm not even sure if I dream or just simply can't remember mine at all
>>701923764
yes. how are you?
>>701923504
No
>>701923717
>Hugs more
>>701924124
*another try*
>>701923747
bullying is natural we need a reason to end our lives if we ever wish to do so and also is fun to bully
>>701923615
we still giving into peer pressure these days? what happened di he just insist on going out or what?
>>701924101
thats no good
>>701923981
i like that bestia dress
>>701924218
C'mon Tomoko
>>701924086
>>701924101
>He punched me in the chest first day and got mad for playfully tossing a chocolate I bought for him
>said he was "Joking" a few days later through text
Seriously?
SERIOUSLY?
I would have dropped him like a bad habit.
I won't feel bad for you if you cry over him.
>>701924332
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHY WHY
>>701924101
who cares if he bought you stuff
it's free stuff mang, everyone likes that
but seriously, it won't end well, he sounds like a typical abuser and you seem to be falling for it
>>701924133
You can't out-sly a fox
>>701924307
I'm really mentally/emotionally unstable for personal reasons and easy to strong arm (Or weak-arm lel) into stuff by guilting me or lowering my self esteem during the conversation
>>701924395
Give me my waifu
>>701924332
>Off by one
Damn man, trips hate you.
>>701924497
another
>>701924389
I'm working on figuring out how to drop him ATM without him throwing a baby tantrum in me
>>701924559
Come on trips for Tomoko
>>701924081
Take good care of my body since I'm kill
>>701924143
I'll just drink this water then. Leveling in WoW, however people have decided to DDoS them and I keep getting disconnected
>>701924206
It's all this sitting I've done in the past 72 hours
>
Also I roll to also claim tomoko go fuck with anon
>>701924384
>>701924688
One last try
>>701924637
Behold trips! Tomoko is mine!
>>701924666
>666
>>701924733
... Maybe one more
>>701923605
I would if I have enough money around that time
>I'm way too generous when I have more than 50 dollars.
>It is very lewd
>I am gonna has babiez with the waifu.
>>701924753
My love is bondless
>>701924833
Man its like Trips Guy except less cool and more desperate.
>>701924495
>>701924594
Stop letting this shitstain walk all over you.
Dump him like a man. Take him somewhere public. Straight up tell him "I don't like how abusive you are. I deserve better than someone who can't control their own emotions."
Should he proceed to throw a tantrum, walk out. If he follows you, threaten him with police. If he so much as touches you, call them. If he grabs the phone from your hand, go for his eyes.
You are the kind of person I want to help but have no reason to. Stand up for yourself.
>>701919180
Hyouka Fuwa from Shimoneta is a girl I've had my eye on! Also the hex maniac in pokemon is pretty cute too, similar styles I'd say!
>>701924666
I'll be sure to have the coffin retrofitted with internet.
>>701924823
>
>>701924495
Fucking masochists.
>[spoiler]It's so good [/spoiler]
>>701924706
>>701924833
I got 3 dubs in a row
I CAN DO THIS
>>701924886
Come on you fucker
>>701924995
gork.
>>701924957
Heya Makoto, how've ya been?
>>701924995
FUCKING HELL
TOMOKO
>>701924179
That's some welcome news for sure
I'm going to call you tomo1 if thats okay
saw my best friend and got to play some rockband
bought a pack of a bunch of hersheys chocolate for pretty cheap so im super satisfied
very happy today thanks!
Enjoying so no mans sky and a bit of good music tonight, a great way to spend it
You Do much today?
>>701924495
>>701924594
you should talk to a friend about this try to get them to help or be there when you turn him down or go somewhere in public like >>701924909 said
>>701924389
idk habits are pretty hard to drop have you tried not drinking water at least once a week
>>701924395
god hates persistent shits
>>701924143
Ehh they're not useful anyways.
I'd prefer solid sleep over silly dreams.
>>701924206
Awfully huggy today, aren't way?
>Hugs
>>701924909
I'll make you proud anon I promise
>>701925114
Please don't keep my waifu from me
TOMOKO ROLLL
>>701924307
>bullying is fun and natural
leave my hugbox
only bully when 100% necessary
>>701924853
>It's tomorrow, my dude
Just kidding, keep your money, qt~.
>he doesn't just want to laugh at his waifus dumb jokes and embarrass her and love her, without lewd
d e g e n e r a c y
>>701925114
>all of this for a low tier waifu
>smug x1000
>>701925158
It's just a phrase, bro.
>>701925163
Cause your tiny and warm.
>>701925272
Not kidding about my birthday being tomorrow, though.
>>701925246
I will not give up for Tomoko
>>701924666
Water is good for your health. Wasn't there a new expension for WoW? Probably why they're getting DDoS
>>701925163
True
But they're nice to have every now and then
>>701924823
Who the fuck is this nigger?
<3
>>701925374
her tiny and warm what?
>>701925386
Happy birthday in advance
>>701925432
>>701925432
Take this roll as your own
>>701925153
rockband is fun. just started playing on the EU server for League and downloaded the battlefield 1 beta. not sure if i can run it. hope you enjoy that stuff
>>701925272
>low tier waifu
Tomoko is fucking god tier what you on about m8
>>701925447
Hey, coach.
>>701925488
I SHALL AID YOU ONCE MORE
>>701925272
Well I laugh at Penny's silly jokes all the time, and sometimes after a hard day at her job as a teacher I'll give her a little peck and make her feel better ^^
>But she WANTS CHILDREN
>Penny gets what she wants
>Theres no avoiding it
>Plus I want to make her happy with babiez.
>>701925463
sorry i was talking about wow. i was away from stream. whats up buddy.
>>701925272
>all of this for a low tier waifu
Aren't you one of the sluts who always say "No bully." Hypocrite.
>>701925374
>
>>701925447
I suppose so. Once in a rare while i have a really nice dream. Unfortunately, most of the are non-sense too.
>>701925096
Pretty decent. Took the Bronco off roading a bit today, but fell asleep afterwards and ended up not finishing up my plans. SO I gotta do that last one tomorrow before work.
How about you, my little Snackbar?
>>701925461
She's just warm.
>>701925657
>Buys drink
>>701925488
Thank you
Can others please help me claim my love?
>>701925766
My umpteenth roll for Tomoko
>>701925766
Roll for myself
HAH YOU THOUGHT ID HELP
BUT IT WAS ME
DIO
>>701926006
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>>701925594
It's best coach for ya!
How's lil' Karen doing?
Not dead inside I hope
>>701925657
You can use this to your advantage!
Once you figue out you're dreaming, you can become lucid
>>701925585
>god tier
>>701925641
are you her husbando or slave
(・ω・)
>>701925463
Thank you, thank you~.
>>701925651
See
>>701925272
>only bully when 100% necessary
>>701925970
Half of the posts in this thread are mine...
>>701925272
i can bully if i want your not my boss. what if i feel its 100% necessary
>>701925341
don't joke about phrases this is a serious matter of people not understanding that dropping a habit is a difficult and serious problem, bro
>>701925766
>>701925970
here have a roll
>>701926006
close
DIO ROLLS ONCE MORE FOR TOMO
>>701926078
Tomokokokoko
>>701926223
FUCK I HATE MY LIFE
>>701926074
Fucking bitch who looks like a boy.
>>701926223
rollll
>>701926074
Penny and I have a loving partnership, she helps around the farm and loves me and gives me smooches so I'd say its an equal thing.
>Plus she makes breakfast and does work to contribute to the funds.
>>701926331
WHAT THE FUCK WHY CAN'T I GET FUCKING TRIPS FOR TOMOKO
>>701926543
Please
