Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
I'm close to my goal, I've got 35K, so only 15K more and some hard wood.
>Then I'll use my hard wood ;3
Hello, Discount beard.
I like this song a lot.
QOTT: what song do you listen to when studying?
How are you doing this evening Shizu?
i have no need for such things
Linus is chill as fuck, he's this hobo dude who lives in the woods. I met him while fishing and gave him some fish and now we're friends.
>Coldplay when I did study.
I dont study. But
Sorry I'm late guys
Date went okay I guess...
How're you guys?
My beard is the greatest there ever was
How are you, sex boat?
Good night lil' smug
I'm good. Just rather tired. How about you?
Excuse me? When'd i pick up that nickname?
Hello again, Shino.
yes, make of that what you will
tell us about it
I'm in the same boat, for now at least.
We went to the cafe I mentioned last night
I got the catfish to everyone Heres suggestion. It was good. Got some macaroni.
It was good at first but he turned out to be really... Odd. Like sexual creep. I enjoyed everything else though! We went back and he showed me his vidya and stuff
But hey, you got gets, so life can't be all bad.
Pretty much the same here
Wait, I don't remember what was your nickname
Was it lewd boat instead?
Hi blondy how are you?
I keep popping in and out. Still playing final fantasy. Im on a really long part between saves. sucks cuz i kinda wanna turn it off
I've been getting singles all day, so life is hell at the moment.
I trend to revert back to my school days listening to gnu metal and Tool and the like. The last song I listend too while studying was Lateralis.
Stay a while, and listen.
Eh, my life use to seem really shitty back before K and J came along, and also before Stardew Valley, it makes me feel accomplished cause I'm running a profitable farm with a cute wife at home.
>Napped too long
W-Whatever. I didn't wanna go look at cars anyways!
I'm kind of tired too actually. It's been a very long couple of days
>more than one waifu
I have my waifu too, so I have no reason to be lonely or depressed~.
My nickname is too long to remember all of at this point, but it's something like...
lewd goldeneye loli boat slave?... There should be more. Ask Syndra for the latest in my name. It changes quite a bit.
Fuck, i don't even remember. Lewd boat is close enough as far as i'm concerned though.
>I'm good. Just rather tired. How about you?
Always sucks when you have to play longer than you want just to find a save.
so got any plans?
Was he Esdeath creepy, of just didn't take no creepy?
My apologies for suddenly leaving, Alice.
Same for you, Tomoko.
I am. I'm just about 109. People have started DDoSing the servers though
Nice dubs, and "Grope your crotch and kiss at your neck while you watch something/play game" tier
Ehh, not really.
Well, I have thought about it, but I haven't come up with anything solid.
I guess it happens. I do it a lot lately. Its either me passing out or work getting busy.
That is pretty damn thirsty.
Again, I'm used to it.
Oh well, I guess I can just do it tomorrow then.
>Tfw he knows sexual stuff makes me very uncomfortable but I'm too much of a socially repressed neet to object
I'd guess he's never been on a date before
or he's just your typical chad who expects everyone to bow to him
I always though about being a doctor, it'd be pretty neat
>tbh i just want enough money for a nice car
It's all good Ruri, things come up and people have to go unexpectedly
Hello again Miho
Even if you DO roll trips I won't stop posting Tomoko. You are wasting your time, just post her anyway and join the conversation.
>not just wanting money to buy video games and waifu stuff
He's a virgin, silver spoon fed through life, unattractive type who feels he needs to one up or put down every opinion or statement I make
I'll ask him whenever I see him again.
Lewd boat will be the shortened version of that nickname then
It's crazy how early I get tired lately
>Your Waifu will always love you
>Gotta get dat nursery so I can get some babiez.
They wouldnt like me.
hey griffeth. did your thing go well?
So he's the ultimate gentleman
I'm going to guess there won't be a second date
what if someone were to claim you as their waifu?
Thank you :3
>What you drinking there? Share? :3
WTFFFFF it removed my reply to you
> was intended for you
I'm kind of cold though :(
Are you going to buy me pic related for my birthday, senpai~?
>Sounds lewd, tbqh
And this is the fourth? He kinda pressured me into dating him so I kinda wanna Kms
See what I mean? You are wasting your time bro.
Ouch stole his trips and took him as a waifu, well played.
I think i'm tired early because i was having really weird dreams i can't remember. Just remember waking up thinking "The hell?"
If he says he is going to kill himself, tell him that is fine since you won't have to see him anymore.
Unless you LIKE being manipulated mentally.
feelin any better today there Tomoko?
I will do this all night until I have her
If you dont sleep too late again.
So he has you in a corner? What a jerk. He may still be nice though. Just tell him what is and isnt okay.
Oh so a narcissistic jerk. My opinion of him is dropping.
But i think I have her
I second >>701923748
It's what i would've done after date two
I'll go to bed at my normal time in the morning, so I SHOULD be fine.
No he doesn't, I do lmao. He kinda stuffs my issues down the drain and I can't object to anything he says or he gets mad
He punched me in the chest first day and got mad for playfully tossing a chocolate I bought for him at him, said he was "Joking" a few days later through text
And he's gotten me gifts so I'd feel terrible
You keep getting so close, keep trying!.
I don't share my sodas, sorry fam. Plus it's too small to be shared around~
You're up to much?
Hey, at least you have dreams
I'm not even sure if I dream or just simply can't remember mine at all
bullying is natural we need a reason to end our lives if we ever wish to do so and also is fun to bully
we still giving into peer pressure these days? what happened di he just insist on going out or what?
thats no good
i like that bestia dress
>He punched me in the chest first day and got mad for playfully tossing a chocolate I bought for him
>said he was "Joking" a few days later through text
I would have dropped him like a bad habit.
I won't feel bad for you if you cry over him.
who cares if he bought you stuff
it's free stuff mang, everyone likes that
but seriously, it won't end well, he sounds like a typical abuser and you seem to be falling for it
You can't out-sly a fox
I'm really mentally/emotionally unstable for personal reasons and easy to strong arm (Or weak-arm lel) into stuff by guilting me or lowering my self esteem during the conversation
>Off by one
Damn man, trips hate you.
I'm working on figuring out how to drop him ATM without him throwing a baby tantrum in me
Take good care of my body since I'm kill
I'll just drink this water then. Leveling in WoW, however people have decided to DDoS them and I keep getting disconnected
It's all this sitting I've done in the past 72 hours
I would if I have enough money around that time
>I'm way too generous when I have more than 50 dollars.
>It is very lewd
>I am gonna has babiez with the waifu.
Stop letting this shitstain walk all over you.
Dump him like a man. Take him somewhere public. Straight up tell him "I don't like how abusive you are. I deserve better than someone who can't control their own emotions."
Should he proceed to throw a tantrum, walk out. If he follows you, threaten him with police. If he so much as touches you, call them. If he grabs the phone from your hand, go for his eyes.
You are the kind of person I want to help but have no reason to. Stand up for yourself.
Hyouka Fuwa from Shimoneta is a girl I've had my eye on! Also the hex maniac in pokemon is pretty cute too, similar styles I'd say!
I'll be sure to have the coffin retrofitted with internet.
>[spoiler]It's so good [/spoiler]
Heya Makoto, how've ya been?
That's some welcome news for sure
I'm going to call you tomo1 if thats okay
saw my best friend and got to play some rockband
bought a pack of a bunch of hersheys chocolate for pretty cheap so im super satisfied
very happy today thanks!
Enjoying so no mans sky and a bit of good music tonight, a great way to spend it
You Do much today?
you should talk to a friend about this try to get them to help or be there when you turn him down or go somewhere in public like >>701924909 said
idk habits are pretty hard to drop have you tried not drinking water at least once a week
god hates persistent shits
Ehh they're not useful anyways.
I'd prefer solid sleep over silly dreams.
Awfully huggy today, aren't way?
>bullying is fun and natural
leave my hugbox
only bully when 100% necessary
>It's tomorrow, my dude
Just kidding, keep your money, qt~.
>he doesn't just want to laugh at his waifus dumb jokes and embarrass her and love her, without lewd
d e g e n e r a c y
>all of this for a low tier waifu
Not kidding about my birthday being tomorrow, though.
Water is good for your health. Wasn't there a new expension for WoW? Probably why they're getting DDoS
But they're nice to have every now and then
Who the fuck is this nigger?
rockband is fun. just started playing on the EU server for League and downloaded the battlefield 1 beta. not sure if i can run it. hope you enjoy that stuff
>low tier waifu
Tomoko is fucking god tier what you on about m8
Well I laugh at Penny's silly jokes all the time, and sometimes after a hard day at her job as a teacher I'll give her a little peck and make her feel better ^^
>But she WANTS CHILDREN
>Penny gets what she wants
>Theres no avoiding it
>Plus I want to make her happy with babiez.
sorry i was talking about wow. i was away from stream. whats up buddy.
>all of this for a low tier waifu
Aren't you one of the sluts who always say "No bully." Hypocrite.
I suppose so. Once in a rare while i have a really nice dream. Unfortunately, most of the are non-sense too.
Pretty decent. Took the Bronco off roading a bit today, but fell asleep afterwards and ended up not finishing up my plans. SO I gotta do that last one tomorrow before work.
How about you, my little Snackbar?
It's best coach for ya!
How's lil' Karen doing?
Not dead inside I hope
You can use this to your advantage!
Once you figue out you're dreaming, you can become lucid
are you her husbando or slave
Thank you, thank you~.
>only bully when 100% necessary
i can bully if i want your not my boss. what if i feel its 100% necessary
don't joke about phrases this is a serious matter of people not understanding that dropping a habit is a difficult and serious problem, bro
here have a roll
Penny and I have a loving partnership, she helps around the farm and loves me and gives me smooches so I'd say its an equal thing.
>Plus she makes breakfast and does work to contribute to the funds.