CIV / SURVIVAL
Population increase on 69
Dubs come true (99 will have a greater effect than 11, etc)
Trips count as dubs
only satanic trips and quads can apocalypse
only odd dubs can summon harambe
The natiomal religion worships andy sixx and religious custom is to suck a log of shit out of his ass hole in order to go to nirvana
man bear pig is still lurking around outside of the village.
Current pop: 26
Current mood: 9.5
Omfg fuck you you fucking faggot
You fucked your momma
You fucked your daddy
You fucked your uncle
You fucked your aunt
You fucked your grandfather
You fucked your grandmother
You fucked your great grandfather
You fucked your great grandmother
You're fertilizer; a preposterous maximum cuck. We waz kangz going cocktail ensuite fapping. Fuck you, you are a niggerr just like OP. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Swallow my underage vaginal discharge, snatch. Cock in her sleep tonight. Geriatric virgin wizard, Jewtime. You started with two words you fucking ape. Niggered parkinsons seeling 4chan to a fucking Chinese for Toshiba Watsit.
after manbearpig ingests the log roll from andy sixxs asshole, he pukes all over himself but accepts the fish and becomes the village guardian for a few days. Needs more fish to stay.
STR permanently goes down by 15.
Current manbearpig STR: 35
Current pop: 27
Current mood: 10
Andy Sixx tribute is erected. No more Andy Sixx rolls.
There is so much manbearpig food pop explodes. Villagers now have guns.
Village Str: 40
Current Pop: 45
OP is now autist
two houses catch on fire
Village Str: 38
Current Pop: 40
summon john cena!
Can't seem to get dubs...so going for quads and saying we get a demi-god protector that grants massive improvements to our self sustainability with regards to food/defenses. If only dubs gets, some smart dude makes small progress in such regards.
OP here. Villagers have another orgy.
Villagers are still fishing but things are getting desperate. Not enough food. One person dies of starvation. The houses are no longer on fire. One was saved, the other burned down.
Village STR: 37
Current Pop: 99
A group of explorers from the village stumble across a violent tribe of bronies. They are killed and put on display on poles next to the bridge as a warning. Their corpses are dressed in my little pony shirts.
wizard appears, he's the new protector of the village
The villagers build a Roman-style theater and black veil brides plays at the theater and all of the 12 year olds in the village get excited and wet themselves from hearing andy sixxs sweet and sexy voice and manage to fill up an olympic sized swimming pool next to the theater with the pussy juice of their lust for andy sixx
Savages appear. These are not harambes.
anotehr orgy happens. +40 pop. 9 people die of starvation, 1 died of exposure.
Whitewalkers appear. Winter is coming.
Village STR: 36
Current Pop: 129
Current Mood: -1
The daughter of a family that once ruled the village hatches three dragon eggs. Along with a dwarf and a bastard who are both distant relatives of hers they ride the dragons and kill the walkers.
WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD GEORGE RR MARTIN?!!!?!
Villagers now have enough food for the month.
National Socialism is a thing.
+ 15 production
half of the population becomes soldiers.
some pop dies because gas chambers.
Village STR: 101
Current Pop: 105
Current mood: 5
note: OP still has autism. it's taking me a while to doodle these.
Use our science to improve agriculture and fortifications/homes.
-2 village pop
village fisherman charms protect against andy sixx rolls
wall is built
+50 village DEF
Village DEF: 50
Village STR: 101
Current Pop: 163
Current Mood: 8