CIV / SURVIVAL
Rules:
Population increase on 69
Dubs come true (99 will have a greater effect than 11, etc)
Trips count as dubs
only satanic trips and quads can apocalypse
only odd dubs can summon harambe
river catches on fire
River flows with blood. Undrinkable.
>>701911764
some of the trees explode
The natiomal religion worships andy sixx and religious custom is to suck a log of shit out of his ass hole in order to go to nirvana
>>701912062
Reroll
>>701912104
Roll
Villagers become demons
>>701912062
>>701912108
Reroll lol
>>701912104
Rolling for this
>>701912104
Rolling
>>701912104
Lets go for this
We build a windmill and a farm
+electricity
+15 pop
>>701912104
Wants this
>>701912104
Come on dubbbs
Man bear pig eats the children of the village.
>>701912104
Roll again
>>701912333
Fuck you
>>701912386
Could have made it the children and women.
>>701912510
Could have made man bear pig suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
>>701912062
Rolan
>>701911764
Villagers build a bridge to cross to the other side of the river
>>701912607
>>701912333
-10 pop
Current Pop: 25
Current mood: 9
>>701912733
(village-side trees are cut down to use the wood for the bridge)
Man bear pig shits in Andy sixx' mouth.
Rick and morty crash into the village. Villagers hail Rick as a God and rape morty
>>701912930
Roll
tbh, should of just put this on /qst/
>>701912733
>>701912833
Nice.
Harmbe turns into a freak fisherman, catching 2 fish per hour.
>>701912733
>>701912833
man bear pig is still lurking around outside of the village.
Current pop: 26
Current mood: 9.5
>>701913081
Roll for odd dubs. Check em
Rolling for an army of snakes to appear on the other side of the river
>>701913216
Man bear pig sucks a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
>>701913407
Rollz
>>701913216
Villagers offer manbearpig some of the fish they catch as tribute. He becomes their loyal protector
>>701913407
Rolling for this
Plz dubs
>>701913465
reroll
Villagers create weapons, upping attack and minimizing loss on attacks.
Also mourn over loss of children.
>>701913407
Come on dubs i know youre there
>>701913525
roll
villagers build dock and fleet of small boats in the river.
>>701913407
Weroooooll
>>701913465
roll
random villager summons satan for sexual purposes...
>>701913525
Roll
>>701911764
a fisherman find something in the river. It's a charm that prevents any of these retarded andy sixx related rolls from coming true no matter how many times it's rolled
>>701913741
re-roll
>>701913741
roll
>>701913778
so close. Roll again
>>701913611
Omfg fuck you you fucking faggot
You fucked your momma
You fucked your daddy
You fucked your uncle
You fucked your aunt
You fucked your grandfather
You fucked your grandmother
You fucked your great grandfather
You fucked your great grandmother
Form a suicide pact
>>701913741
rolling
villager goes into the woods and gets raped by manbearpig
>>701913407
Less gooo
>>701913407
And now dubs
>>701913611
>>701913933
leggo OP
Sudden high in pregnancy. Population increase.
>>701913407
Dubs now
>>701913407
Dubs for sure this time
Dear m00t,
You're fertilizer; a preposterous maximum cuck. We waz kangz going cocktail ensuite fapping. Fuck you, you are a niggerr just like OP. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Swallow my underage vaginal discharge, snatch. Cock in her sleep tonight. Geriatric virgin wizard, Jewtime. You started with two words you fucking ape. Niggered parkinsons seeling 4chan to a fucking Chinese for Toshiba Watsit.
>>701913407
Check out dubs for this roll
>>701913600
>>701913611
after manbearpig ingests the log roll from andy sixxs asshole, he pukes all over himself but accepts the fish and becomes the village guardian for a few days. Needs more fish to stay.
STR permanently goes down by 15.
Current manbearpig STR: 35
Current pop: 27
Current mood: 10
>>701913407
Dubs must goooooooo
>>701913525
This
>>701913407
Hi dubs.
>>701913407
Dubs for now
>>701914148
Man bear pig is baconised
>>701913525
Rolling
Milhouse becomes a meme
>>701914148
why are there still trees on the left side of the river OP
Huge increase in deer, which brings an increase in wolf population.
villagers develop weapons and kill manbearpig for food
>>701914554
Roll
a new form of autism has been born, its name is "OP"
>>701914554
RollING
>>701914777
kek
I think open gave up on /b
>>701913933
Andy Sixx tribute is erected. No more Andy Sixx rolls.
There is so much manbearpig food pop explodes. Villagers now have guns.
>>701914555
Village Str: 40
Current Pop: 45
Mood: 13
>>701914777
OP is now autist
two houses catch on fire
Village Str: 38
Current Pop: 40
Mood: 11
Villagers travel to the other side of the bridge just to find 72 and a half more man bear pigs.
>>701915320
Villagers find fruit bearing trees and bushes, cultivating them just across the bridge for a steady extra food supply.
villagers build castle on the other side of the river
>>701915638
This.
Also fires get put out and autist fed to the man bear pigs as tribute for them to join their army.
>>701915723
Reroll
>>701914385
they didnt have to use all of the trees. it wasnt a very wide river.
the villagers have an orgy
>>701915638
>>701915775
Re roll. Dubs plox
>>701915920
gonna roll on this
>>701915723
One more reroll...
>>701915920
roll
>>701915924
Plz dubs
>>701915920
reroll
RIVER CATCHES ON FIRE
VILLAGERS HARVEST FIRE
WE BUILD WINDMILL
GET ELECTRICITY
>>701915920
rolling
>>701913741
Kek
>>701911764
summon john cena!
>>701915920
>>701915757
rolling on these!
Villagers scout an enemy village made of wild savages far on the other side of the forest across the river.
>>701916228
roll for interest
A snake wizard appears in the village.
Offers villagers secrets of Science, Math, and Writing
>>701916269
oh shit! here come da babies!
>>701916228
Reroll
>>701914555
YOU FOOL HE WAS THEIR PROTECTOR
>>701916183
roll
a new faction appeared, its name is "9fag"... ugh, i mean, "9gag"
>>701915635
Can't seem to get dubs...so going for quads and saying we get a demi-god protector that grants massive improvements to our self sustainability with regards to food/defenses. If only dubs gets, some smart dude makes small progress in such regards.
>>701916269
OP here. Villagers have an orgy.
+25 pop
Villagers are fishing, but it is not enough to sustain everyone. some people start to starve.
Village STR: 38
Current Pop: 65
Mood: 7
>>701916440
Rolling again for this
>>701916328
>>701916369
>>701916269
We haz more pop
>>701915635
winter comes
Villagers develop farms across the river to produce crops
>>701916570
>>701916570
reroll
>>701915635
A group of violent gay buttpirates with AIDS arrive from the north and make a settlement there.
villagers create a farm on the other side of the river!
>>701916570
roll
>>701916440
Since this is the only thing that might save us from starvation or invasions, rolling for this.
>>701916570
rolling
>>701916638
rolling
>>701916570
>>701916719
reroll
>>701915320
Jynxx arrives from a foreign land to bring back the andy sixx rolls
>>701916369
OP here. Villagers have another orgy.
+35 pop
Villagers are still fishing but things are getting desperate. Not enough food. One person dies of starvation. The houses are no longer on fire. One was saved, the other burned down.
Village STR: 37
Current Pop: 99
Mood: 3
>>701916228
Rollin
>>701916784
reroll
>>701916570
rolling for this but also in addition to farms they build a factory to produce guns and ammunition (which they reverse engineered from the weapons they already have)
>>701916440
Gonna roll for this, would be neat to have some lesser deity involved.
>>701916482
Trump is elected and they make the village great again by enslaving the mexicans to build a wall.
>>701916902
Reroll
>>701916859
re-roll
>>701916813
Roll
>>701916902
R O L L
>>701911764
Winter is here.
>>701916859
rrrroolll in the dungeon
>>701916813
Rerolling
>>701916822
Villagers slaughter enemy tribe with their wepons and use them as food
>>701916813
Rerolling for this
>>701917015
reroll
>>701916859
rolling
>>701916815
We use huge population to hunt/scout the area and get food/supplies, etc.
>>701917072
roll
>>701916969
Good try.. that 6969 tho
all the villagers become commies
>>701916859
come on crops and weapons
If dubs, the town skips a decade and becomes a thriving city flowing with anal juices
>>701915635
A group of explorers from the village stumble across a violent tribe of bronies. They are killed and put on display on poles next to the bridge as a warning. Their corpses are dressed in my little pony shirts.
Scout from another village comes to declare war
foods are imported by a city that was destroyed before they could be paid. LOTS of foods
>>701917066
WINRAR
>>701916815
Villagers find fruit growing in some of the trees and decide to start an orchard.
National Socialism becomes the civs ideology. Increasing production, science, resources and soldiers. Population goes down because of gas chambers.
>>701917021
Reroll
>>701917115
Rolling for this, makes sense.
>>701916815
Village-Jesus is born and multiplies the bread and fish reserves to feed the village.
>>701917115
Rolling. Seems legit
wizard appears, he's the new protector of the village
A new tribe of niggers appears in the far top left hand corner, ready to invade the village and rape all the white women. The tribe is called "Black Lives Matter"
>>701917344
Check em
>>701916815
An extremist Islamic settlement in the east suicide-bombs the village because they are godless infidels. Allahu akbar!
>>701917344
Winner, but village is still there. Which obviously means we can house more people.
>>701917337
ROLL!
>>701917337
Roll
>>701917573
rawling
>>701917683
This
Villigars throw a harvest, attempt to walk the dinosaur to summon a god
>>701917573
Rolling for this. When a village scout kills a renegade nigger trying to rape his daughter the entire nigger tribe protests because he dindunuffin!
>>701917947
rerolling
>>701917977
WINRAR
Is op kill?
The villagers build a Roman-style theater and black veil brides plays at the theater and all of the 12 year olds in the village get excited and wet themselves from hearing andy sixxs sweet and sexy voice and manage to fill up an olympic sized swimming pool next to the theater with the pussy juice of their lust for andy sixx
One of the villagers tells the first recorded dick joke
>>701916815
>>701917066
>>701917344
What's taking so long OP?
>>701917822
>>701917977
Winrar. That's an interesting week for the village.
>>701916822
>>701916969
>>701917066
Savages appear. These are not harambes.
anotehr orgy happens. +40 pop. 9 people die of starvation, 1 died of exposure.
Whitewalkers appear. Winter is coming.
Village STR: 36
Current Pop: 129
Current Mood: -1
A new hero has been born, his name is "Adolf Hitler". His plans includes kill all the niggers
>>701918110
Rolling for this
>>701918110
Kek im rolling
Some villagers create and upkeep farmland to increase the amount of food gained.
>>701918138
We learn magics and can control plants and animals to grow our food supplies, etc.
>>701918138
build wall around lake
>>701918110
Fucking kek
>>701918398
Reroll for magic!
>>701918110
Rollz for this
>>701918410
roll
A mine has been found
>>701918110
Very descriptive.
Deserves a roll
>>701918410
again
>>701918398
This
>>701917344
Op is behind on some
>>701918410
rollin for third time.
OP wont deliver the Nigger tribe
>>701918110
>>701918138
The daughter of a family that once ruled the village hatches three dragon eggs. Along with a dwarf and a bastard who are both distant relatives of hers they ride the dragons and kill the walkers.
WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD GEORGE RR MARTIN?!!!?!
>>701918391
If they starve to death we wont have anymore orgies.
>>701918110
Weird but still rolling
Someone invents fleshlights and dildos, everyone is happy.
>>701918138
build up town defences.
>>701918110
Like and roll
>>701918138
a dragon appears in the east
Murder all women and girls and use them for meat.
>>701918110
I raffed
I roll
>>701918670
Rolling for this.
>>701917344
>>701917822
Villagers now have enough food for the month.
National Socialism is a thing.
+ 15 production
+15 science
+15 resources
half of the population becomes soldiers.
+65 STR
some pop dies because gas chambers.
Village STR: 101
Current Pop: 105
Current mood: 5
note: OP still has autism. it's taking me a while to doodle these.
>>701918751
Roll.
summon Harambe
>>701918110
Roll
>>701918398
Would like to see this turn somewhat less mundane this way, beats the arrival of nigs.
>>701918670
Game of rolls.
>>701918919
build protective wall across the river.
>>701918138
>>701917344
We ate the villagers after they got kill.
Keep up op
>>701918751
reroll.
summon an Harambi goril
>>701912104
Roll
Sixx AM
>>701918919
Put women and girls aside. Eat half, use the other half to breed. Boy babies are raised, girl babies are eaten.
Repeat forever.
>>701919040
rolling for this.
Op is cured of autism and starts to hurry the fuck up
>>701918391
This.
>>701912104
Rolling
the blue people have ice magic and start putting together a palace near where they are now.
ISIS drives by in Toyota pickup. People in bed of truck shoot villagers with AK-47's
>>701919000
WINRAR
>>701912104
Religion is fun
>>701918919
Use our science to improve agriculture and fortifications/homes.
>>701919166
nice!!
niggers raid the village
>>701918919
Hitler-moustache becomes the #1 fashion thing in the village. Even the women grow one.
>>701912104
Gonna roll for the hell of it
>>701918919
hillary clinton invades, killing 3/4ths of the male population
>>701919258
This, Because Science!
>>701918670
Rolling.
Villagers cut down more trees to build a wall around the river.
>>701919308
roll
>>701919355
Win
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked
>>701919406
This already wonned
>>701919166
>>701919040
Donald Trump becomes the one true god for the villagers.
I WANNA SEE THE BLACK LIVES MATTER TRIBE RIGHT NOW OP THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>701919515
>wonned
KYS
>>701919232
>>701919000
Andy sixx was ruled out already you autists
Wild Bambi appears, obviously he's national socialist. He's Not the hero they need, but it's the hero they deserve
Brothel opens right outside of village, giving the villagers varying STD's
build shrine to worships tits
The town holds a largest cock competition, only the finalists survive.
Participation trophy given to a man with spectacularly hairy balls
>>701912104
Rolling
>>701919568
lol.
I forget why I actually wrote it like that.
I think I was trying to be funny, but I guess it just seemed Autismal.
>>701912104
Rolling this
>>701912104
Come onnnn dubs here we goioo
>>701919355
A winnar is u!
>>701917977
-2 village pop
>>701918569
ORGY happens.
+25 pop
>>701918869
ORGYS
+35 pop
>>701919000
village fisherman charms protect against andy sixx rolls
>>701919166
wall is built
+50 village DEF
Village DEF: 50
Village STR: 101
Current Pop: 163
Current Mood: 8
I'm rolling for a new thread when this one ends (since soon)
>>701912104
Soooo clooose
All blacks, jews and degenerated are killed and replaced with Aryans. Happiness goes up because of National Socialism as the ideology
>>701912104
Make this happen
>>701919906
everyone dies. the end.
9999
>>701919906
winter comes
Ah, I love these. Also, the men and women of the village have a dispute over some BS and a civil war breaks out.
>>701919906
build some fields in south of city to increase food production
