Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I still adore this picture.
>mfw I'm on time to the party
That's all we can really so in life, right? Stay on top of things and repeating the cycle of wakefulness and dreams.
My husband is doing fine, back to his usual cycle of ignoring and yelling at me. Had a decent day at the zoo yesterday, until he proceeded to scream at me for not telling him to take an exit from the highway.
He's sleeping his night away currently while I'm drinking on the porch. Sighs... The life I live. *shakes head*
How has life been on 4chan? It's been months since I've been here!
still claiming bird mom. convince me that your waifu is better. protip: you can't
*pets the bunny*
I have some that are cute, nowhere near enough though
Poor Laura. I just scrolled to the bottom of the thread then look for (You)
Haven't seen you in months
No, nothing really
You're waifu is literally from Steven Universe, the most SJW pandering horse shit forced on the airwaves of the 2000s.
You have to prove that she is better than shit. That is not our responsibility.
My waifu doesn't have to be better. We can all coexist.
Incidentally, Ame claimed.
She has no sexual organs
Blame it on the wine!
Plus it's been an off day, so why not check up on everyone.
How have you been?
I see i see. Well that sucks. Insomnia is always a bummer.
Also, since you said you wouldn't be around later, i'll warn you now. I might not be on much/at all the next few days or so. Going camping until sunday morning. Leaving Thursday, and i'll be fairly busy tomorrow too.
Actually it should be KyoukoMami, not sure why that one is named different.
Thank you, that little Tomo is cute too.
It's pretty good.
There's never enough cute.
You're really going to explain to me what that means one of these times...
HOT DAMN IT'S BEEN A MINUTE
>character song never
>literally less than nothing
It's been so long I can't even remember my insults.
You get off easy this time.
/comfy/ is king.
That sounds like a really warming way to fall asleep opposed to my methods because sometimes if its not cold enough I might not rest as well.
Oh, I also have a fan blowing on my face when I'm laid down on my bed. Even then, I still have problems sleeping. But man it does feel great even when I can't fall asleep.
I'm so out of practice. Is the hugbox winning?
Decent, I suppose. It's pretty hot.
Pomf means pomf =3
Soo... landing on something soft? As in pulling me into breasts or lying down or what?
You all are just fucking with me now...
Took way to long to find you gentlemen.
Too drunk; didnt think
Whats up fellas?
What an exhausting day >.>
> Kud claimed
You to anon? What happened?
Happy bun! ^_^
It's supposed to be some loli not knowing shes about to get dick'd. The pic is famous for that 'pomf =3'
Could be better.
Some minor heath problems but thats about it. Trying to restart my schedule, but its not working.
Moving back in with my roomates tomorrow, should be "fun".
Done anything interesting while you where gone?
I'll probuably wont be posting so late in the night anymore due to classes and work restarting next week pluss me moving back to my dorms.
Have fun cramping.
More like a hug with the POMF sound being my face on your chest.
I hear ya, my room is unusually chilly right now. Usually it's pretty hot, but then again I haven't been playing many games on my computer tonight.
That picture never fails to crack me up. How you doing?
Yeah... yeah, I suppose that's true. But I'm okay with that.
Oh. Well, that is certainly the opposite of what I had hoped to hear. Trouble in paradise then, eh? Seems like it's been that way for a bit. Well , fuck. I'm sorry about that. I hope you get to have more decent days soon. I get the feeling that you could use them.
I see. At least tell me that the wine is good?
Oh, umm. I'm actually not able to tell you, haven't really been anywhere else on 4chan, save for this thread everyday. As far as this place goes, nothing's changed, not really, just a new roster of characters.
I know what you mean, the downtime at night leaves lots of room for "sailing" the time with the simple act of preparing for going to sleep for me.
Well, it's about that time again. I'll be leaving the thread now so until next time, Shiro!
You blocky bastard
YOU WAIFU STEALING FUCK!
She's just my second least favorite monogatari girl.
snail > doll > monkey > cat = crab > kaiki > bee = bird > math > bat > literal shit > snake
Neighbor's dog was terrorizing mine when I got home, had to smack a bitch.
Thank you, glad to be back :3
I couldn't agree more, so is Shizuru
You want pomf? ;)
The fanart community for alice is very small
He doesn't want me to do it anyway :(
Awwwww.... At least this one is smarter
Oh? What times can i expect to see you around then?
Also, i don't remember your exact time zone... I could look it up but... lazy.
Hmm... Well if you say so.
Hmm. Looks familiar i guess. I didn't pay the pomf any mind though. Japanese uses a lot of onomatopoeias.
>The fanart community for alice is very small
She's a cutie.
For my exhaustion. Yeah doges can be tiresome sometimes you just gotta smack a bitch.
The bed at night is a liferaft, in the ocean of the dark.
See ya later dude!
Oh god that sounds awful I hope you can make it tomorrow friend <3
YOU DON'T GET SOMETHING FOR NOTHING! YOU CAN'T HAVE FREEDOM FOR FREE!
Black Bananya is top tier waifu.
>Tfw its like this every day for 7 days a week and its actual labor.
I'm semi used to it. Just sucks only being home for 2 hours before needing to go to sleep.
hachikuji is pretty qt, but is dead and can't shapeshift
Fuckin gotcha homie. Would be fine but migraines suck :/ advil can only block it till then
Nothing much, frenemy. You?
That tub must be really tight
Yup. Yes they do. But my guess is that uts primarily used manga/anime for added effects
Mine and Mine only.
All of the loli in the Monogatari series are dead.
Siege servers are being horrific tonight.
Lucky, lucky you. Plus, I get the small room with little ventilation.
I would talk to you, but I was planning on heading to bed. Apologies. But maybe I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Ooooh I hear ya. Medicine can only do so much. I used to get headaches all the time when I was in elementary school
I cannot stand the heat. Being sweaty and hot makes me feel so gross, I'm much rather be cold.
>the post is about a cat named Felix
>the quoted post was asking if it was a girl
>my post says, verbatim, "What sane person names their daughter Felix?"
>your dumbass implies that Felix is not a daughter
>which is what my implication was also
>having no reading comprehension
>must take everything written down as literal when it is obvious this is a sarcastic remark
Admit it, your autism gets in the way of your ability to comprehend situational sarcasm and satire to the point you have to defend yourself with autistic laws.
You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes
I understand your pain friend I have done something similar but keep your head up and it will all pass
There's no such thing as an immortal.
I agree! It makes me wish I was able to do art myself, but alas, my skills are lacking
I might be able to help with that
Hello, nice to meet you
Thanks for the confidence boost m8. Its the little things that get you through. I just wish i didnt have that truck accident that cost me my last job.
Aye... I might catch you in the morning easier... Oh well. I'll try to get you when i can, master. I'll figure it out.
Just finished listening to all of 2112. Great album. How are you doing?
>I agree! It makes me wish I was able to do art myself, but alas, my skills are lacking
I wish I could do the same, but eh, it's ok I guess.
>I might be able to help with that
Sounds bad dude :/
All the time?! Rip you back in the days homie
How are you?
It's been trouble for a while now, yes. Been spending a lot of time at my mum's house when things become too much ti bare here. I've been holding up this marriage for years now in hopes that maybe one day he'll quit gaming nonstop and actually want me, but it's become too much of a burden anymore.
Sad thing is I know there are guys out there waiting in the wings to sweep me away, but I'm so deep in this that I have no idea what to do anymore.
The wine is excellent, made only 2 hours from here and is worth every single trip north. It's a blush.
Not surprised at all. Typical 4chan...always shit.
Oh sorry to hear that man, but dont worry about the past now, its over and done with just keep it out of your head and you will feel a ton better. I do the same thing sometimes.
Didnt I tell you I bought it? I listened to it all on the car ride home, best song is Twilight Zone
Im doing alright! How are you doing?
Yep. Whether or not they were actual headaches and not me just faking it so I could go home from school early is up for debate.
HOWEVER, I did have them quite often, and they were annoying as hell.
The entire album is fantastic, I'm not really a fan of Tears, but I love all of the other songs.
Meh... Not too much. Working at the new job for a few months now, definitely the highlight of my summer. But the fall season is my busy time of year, so I'm ready for that!
Glad to hear you're on the mend! And roommates can be er... Interesting xD
i'm going to take the liberal approach and say you're retarded and wrong
Its better now, maybe they got their shit together
Yeah true, heres to the future
You never know, it's all up to you now ;)
Lewd is my middle name
>looking for lewd?
How are you doing tonight?
How was your day?
>Best fox claim
that's a very impractical way to do stuff
i finally chose
>in too deep
your never in too deep until you pretend your gay and end up having a faggot harem while being married to a dude for 5 yrs who thinks your a diagnosed retard
>Lewd is my middle name
>looking for lewd?
Makes for a cute picture though.
Oh, it's okie. Goodnight, Shiro.
I really love Tomoko
>stake through the heart to paralyze
>douse in holy water to weaken
>chop off head
>throw into sunlight to burn away
Classic vampires are not immortal at all.
And now I get (You)'s. What kind of backwards logic is this?
The harem idea sounds ok.... But nothing else xD
And straight dudes instead?
Yeah super true, my friend never heard it so I showed it to him to he loved it
It was alright, long day but its over now I had to replace so many seat covers it was crazy