PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP ANON >I KNOW YOU'RE
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PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP ANON
>I KNOW YOU'RE CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS
>SINGLES MOVE ALONG
>>701902146
no dubs here boss
>>701902146
I ain't got shit, pig
>>701902146
Proove it pig
>>701902146
Sorry officer, no dubs, it's just Esperanto.
No dubs here sir.
Youll never find my dubs.
>>701902146
no dubs here fam
>>701902146
Fight me nigga
Y-y-yes sir.
>>701902712
>YOU DON'T WANT IT WITH ME BOY
*drives off* See ya, Officer John! Have a good one!
>>701902146
Here's my singles officer
Nothing to see here sir
>>701902146
not here boss
>>701902146
I have an open carry license bitch
Im not hiding dubs in up my ass officer
i dindu nuffin you pig
What dubs? I got no dubs
>>701902146
Thanks for the warning officer
N-no officer i'm not carrying any drugs haha
No señor, i dunt have anee doobs
>>701902146
No dubs, lemme pass
Hey officer!
>>701902146
Had some trips earlier but no dubs, besides I'm white.
>>701903400
I FOUND THE FUKER, COPS OVER HERE! YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A VERY LONG TIME
>>701902146
wtf are you talking about, fucking idiot... dubs... haha... what a joke...
>>701903077
>>701903400
>DROP THE DUBS AND STEP OUT OF THE CAR
I haven't had dubs in years
Fuck you pig
>>701902146
What dubs?
Silly copper! Dubs are for kids!
ive been clean for 5 years
fuck you copper
check em
>>701904044
>I KNEW I SMELT DUBS
You're gonna have to search me real deep to find my dubs officer
>>701902146
Officer, even if I had dubs, you must remember that I'm white.
D-Dubs? None here officer.
555
T-t-thank goodness off-officer. I just f-found these dubs and I was on my way t-t-t-to the police station to turn them i-i-i-i-in
AM I BEING DETAINED?!? CAN I LEAVE?!? I DO NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SEARCH ME!
Nothing to see here officer
>>701904588
BUSTED
I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE
Can't catch me occifer, ooga booga bixnood
>>701904733
I KNEW YOU WERE STEALING THEIR DUBS!
>>701904733
CORRUPT POLICE OFFICER!
>>701902146
But officer, I'm white.
>>701902146
im going away for a long time this these quads
>>701902146
No offence, kid
>living in a dubs illegal state
why even live
>>701905230
>teleports behind you
>nothing.... personnel.... kid....
A C A B
C
A
B
>>701902146
I dindu nuffin awficuh, wuh u mean i ain carryen no dubs maen
I'm clean officer! pls no shoot.
>>701905598
>>701905650
DOWN ON THE GROUND NIGGERS
YOU'RE BOTH UNDER ARREST FOR VAGRANCY
>>701902146
You're right officer. Now please end my fucking miserable existence.
Fuck I'm gonna eat these dubs here
>>701902146
Alright alright, relax, its all legal here.
>>701905818
*gets put on the ground* eey awficuh, i dindu nuffin maen wutchu mean i gots dubs, am axen u a queston awficah i dindu nuffin maen
Fuck you pig
>>701906498
HE'S GOT A WEAPON
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Threat neutralised.
Oh shit.
Put a gun on this monkey.
>>701902146
Hail Satan
> singles ain't gonna protect your ass
> ofc. twitchy mctrigger gonna shoot you anyway
you never said anything about trips, officer
fuck off
Ill be moving along now then
>>701902146
Take it easy officer
sheeeeit officer, I aint got shit
i dindu nuffin
>>701902146
there is nothing illegal about these trips officer
I have no Dubs in my e-mails
>>701902146
Don't look at me!
>>701902146
No dubs here, officer.
officer we both know you're not gonna do anything, i'm white
No dubs here copper, Better luck next time.
fuck off pig
Nothing to u cup
im just a poor boy officer plz
>>701902146
Suck my asshole, piggy.
Hello officer, how can I help?
Nothin to see here pig
>>701902146
It's ok officer, I'm white.
>>701906702
DOWN ON THE GROUND HARAMBE
STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING
fuck off faggot
"dicksoutforharambe."
How bout a good ole deez nutz?
No dubz here
>>701902146
fuck you
>>701902146
All cool here
>>701902146
Uhh..hehe..hi, officer.
Sorry, officer. I'll just be moving along now.
>>701902146
'scuse me?
>>701907367
Chef boyaredeez nuts
>>701902146
yo maaaaan
No dubs here officer
>>701902146
meh i'm white so there no "illegal" if i carry dubs
Move out of the way officer
I can carry as much dubs as I want, but you don't see any on me, do you?
>>701902146
Officer its cool...
>>701902146
Have you seen my gun around here?
>>701902146
Search me bitch
AM I BEING DETAINED?
No sir.
>>701902146
Search my anus.
Go ahead. Search it. I don't mind at all!
I'll show you all the dubs I don't have, I'll show you to the fullest extent of my colon!
Now search it! Search it good and deep!
Also, check them.
>>701902146
Dubs free zone
aaaa nigga shitt
>>701908381
Check what? These dubs?
im good
I'm clean officer can I go now. I don't have anything to hide.
check em
You can take my dubbs but you will never take my white privilege
I'm just holding them for a friend.
>>701902146
I'm calling my lawyer.
But I'm white
>>701909002
Suuure, get into the car mister
>>701902146
no dubz no kill
Just movin through officer! Nothing to be scared about...
>>701909433
DOWN ON THE GROUND, SCUM
I ain't got no dubs officer, just these trips.
suck me off
>>701910002
Gosh darn! Two off! Better luck next time, buddy!
No duberrinos here officer
have some of this occifer
>>701910315
>her
No piss off
No dubs here, I live in a dubs free home
Dubs? Pfft, go ask the jocks if they have any dubs...
>>701910222
YOU SICK FUCK, HOW COULD YOU!??!
These are my cousin's, I swear.
>>701902146
fuck off.
>>701902146
You can't take my dubs sir I have mouths to feed.
Fuck you
Pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
I am white i am fine brother
>>701902146
Fuck you man I dindu nuffin ya know my ancestors use do rule you we wuz kangz n sheit
>>701902146
You will never take what is most dear to me
>>701911288
Gimme back my shirt Tyrone
>>701902146
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>701907427
nothing illegal here officer, can we move along?
>>701910222
Trips are class A.
get out of your car
I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY DUBS, OFFICER!
What fucking dubs?
Nothing here officer
whats a dubs?
>>701902146
good afternoon officer
>>701901097
W AKA WUMBO CHALLENGES U TO A PUZZLE
I'm clean officer let me go.
These are ones.
>>701902146
oi
Fuck the police
This is a fruit knife, officer.
>>701912988
HE'S GOT THE DUBS! GET HIM BOYS!
>>701912988
arrested
>>701902146
I didnt do nuffin' officer.
>>701902146
didn't do nuffin
>>701902146
Officer, how about I give you this and you let me go?
This is just vitamin D powder, officer.
>>701902146
shit nigga I ain't got and dindu nuttin
>>701902146
aok here
hate to break it to ya but there is only one trips in this whole thread
This are just stickers, officer.
>>701915182
and ill be on my way thanks praise god i really do love you you know that right i love you thank you for all you have done for me thanks again i love you
>>701902146
Please, I have children to feed!
ayy lmao
Sorry sir
>>701915250
sorry but im the trips collector
GET
What are you talking about?
>>701915349
looks like theres a new collector in town
>>701902146
nothing here sir, sorry.
quads for the homebees back home
I'm certainly not keistering any dubs.
>>701915565
damn this autist was one off. kys you are worthless
>I DINDU NUFFIN
My dubs r legal
nothing to see here sir
>>701915556
oh God, it was an accident. i had my cruise set on 70 i swear! my ABS in my buick has a faulty wire
>>701902146
shit poe poe. check em you pig
I only got trips son
>>701902146
I can assure you I am dubless, officer.
>>701915899
awwwww sheeeit nigga
>>701902146
I DINDU NUFFEN!1!1!
>>701915899
GET THE FUCK DOWN ON THEGROUND
GET DOWN GET DOWN GET DOWN
>>701916001
>>701915899
no u
These are just plants, officer.
>>701916127
Oh shit! Those aren't mine, I swear! my friend put them in my car! I don't want to go to jail! please!
>>701916472
NO FUCKING EXCUSE. WE'E TAKING YOU BOTH
Fuck you, fuck these dubs
>>701902146
BLACK LIVES MATTER
Hey man, am I like, detained or free to go?
Black lives don't matter, no lives matter. It's all douche. Cheers.
No dubs here buddy
Hey officer I'll be going now.
>>701906639
Heh, framing these dindus is what I do best partner.
But officer, these are legal dubs. Check 'em.
>>701916623
shit, Remy they're not buying it. Guess we have to go with plan B.
I'm just high officer, but I don't got dubz
>>701902146
I'm medicinal! Fuck off.
>>701907680
Son, I'm going to have to ask you a few questions, now if you will just come on over, we won't have any problems.
>>701914166
LIKE HELL YOU DID
Officer, I dont do dubs anymore, please let me be...
i didn't know i was carrying
you gotta believe me
and these trips
>>701902146
FUk the police
>>701912223
Oooh just missed the quads m8, you're lucky. You don't even want to know what we do to anons in possession of trips, let alone motherfucking quads.
No señor policemen, im just an honest mexican tryin to work for señor Trump
>>701917407
ssheeeeyyyyyyyyyt
I'm clean officer,i swear
fuckoff pig
dindu nuffin
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>>701902146
I swear I didnt do nuffin!
like i give a flying fuck officer
>>701902146
no dubs here
>>701902146
O-ok mistah
>>701918022
you're goddamn right you are
Nothin but dubs mah dudes.
Hey guys, you got any dubs?
Just passing through officer.
N-No dubs here
>>701919038
God you fucking suck KEK
>>701918731
Here. Don't ask again.
Officer, i respect the law, and i respect those who enforce it. Also, im white so whattaryagonnado?
>>7019021
Nope no dubs here good sir.
>>701902146
Hello officer
Please kill me
i dindu nuffin
Okay
Please I'm not black
i may have dubs, but im not a nigger
I got this.
>>701921027
But you actually are, nigger
>>701902146
im not black there is no need to kill me.
>>701921144
Double dubs checked
T-there's no dubs in this car officer
There's no need to search my car or anything
please I'm not black
I dindu nuffin mista
What about trips?
I dindu nuffin
>>701902146
ive been clean my whole life you dirty pig
but officer, i have trips
>>701902146
As you can see officer I'm completely innocent.
Haha fgt prove it
doubles
I dindu nuffin
>>701902146
no-nothing here officer
>>701921818
nice dubs fam
Nada que ver aqui oficial cold u ya dejeme let me pass pig
nothing to see here
Here's my badge officer. I'll be on my way.
>>701902146
What about triples officer?
>>701902146
am i being detained
Here's my licence for dubs. I'm allowed to have these
Dubs free officer
>>701902146
I-I'll be going now, sir.
Pfft. Nigger.
I have nevee had dubs in my life
I got coke.
>>701902146
I'm white sir, can I go?
>>701924002
2 off
dubs up, don't shoot
>>701902146
YOU DON'T HAVE THE STONES TO PULL THE TRIGGER!
Noooo
>>701902146
nothin to see here
Nothing to see here, sir
>>701902146
oh shit nigga
Not me suh
>>701902146
FUCK YOU NIGGER IM LIVING TO 104
Rolling
Redo
Garrett
You'll never take me alive, fgt.
>>701902146
Thanks, Officer.
i dindu nuffin
>>701902146
no dubs here mr.
aslo check em
YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE OFFICER FAGGOT
shieeeet I aint got any dubs
nothing to see here
they see me rollin
I should be free to go
>>701930455
>>701929399
PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP AND GET OUT SLOWLY
>>701930645
>>701929399
FUCK OFF JACKASS
who the fuck are you faggot
I DINDU NUFFIN
Fuck you, I ain't got no dubs, pig
>>701902146
fuck you pig
>>701930645
You wont take me alive you pussy pig
Feel free to check, officer. No dubs here
>>701902146
Sorry officer
>>701902146
im sorry officer
shoot me fuckface
>>701902146
Nigger.
>>701931388
ON THE GROUND
I may have dubs, but I'm white so I'm free to go. The nigger behind me has dubs though.
