Best of your state/country thread
Name one thing that's best about your state/country
Longview WA America
The best aggressive pedophiles
>Absolutely fucking nothing
i would say the shore but in recent years nah
also, highest autism rates in usa too
I'll treat you with respect since you are a fellow southerner, (as you know we are gentlemen here.) But you are bush-league in bbq compared to us Texans. A good day to you sir
Easiest state in the country to become a millionaire with less than a high school education. Not kek'ing, actually a fact. Most common job to do this is "high wire" in oil and gas. Props from a Texan with many dumb friends that seek this job there
I stand corrected. This is true. Just saying if all hell broke loose and Trumps 4th Reich started exterminating Mexicans, Texas would have the best odds at totally separating itself from the rest of the U.S. and moving on successfully and independently after some economic trade policies were hashed out.
We're not Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, either of the Carolinas, or Texas.
It's pretty much all we have aside from guns, trees, and Christianity. And incest, of course.
On behalf of Texas I'd like to thank your state for the wonderful contribution to modern day society with Todd Christley. Kek. When you need southern support in any way your politicians run to ours to get shit done. Why? We have the money and oil. But I'll digress as a true southern gentleman does- states the rude obvious truth, then says I don't want to be rude.
Yeah but without an established military, we'd be stuck with the worthless State Guard or random bands of militia to defend against attacks by Mexico or the US. Provided we don't get attacked? Then sure, we can survive economically.
If we did secede I have no doubt we would form a very quick alliance with Mexico. This is how we'd defend ourselves and create a world power. It would happen quick. Convo would go
Greg Abbot: "We will establish commerce and allow your people to enter our state and become unified, IF we rid your government of corruption and END these bullshit drug wars and cartels."
Mexican Pres: "agreed."
It is for me. I actively make sure to avoid using any accent.
Have you ever spoken to someone from another state/country over the phone? You do have an accent, and we ALL say that we "actively make sure to avoid using it" but soon as you throw us in a room with other southerners, it pops right back up. No use denying that you have one when you follow it up with "i avoid using it".
Yes, and none of them have said anything about me having an accent, other than I don't seem to have one. Just as I intend. Even when talking to other southerners directly, I make sure not to sound anything like them, even if they're family members.
>>"wow you don't have an accent!" from out of staters
yeah because i didn't hang out with all the dipshit rednecks. going back to my hometown and listening to it makes me glad i moved.
Guns, women, and the bluebonnet, mockingbirds are assholes.
Youre not from Indiana, otherwise you would have said tenderloin sandwich. BEAT IT LYING NIGGER!
> Best lakes. 4 of the 5 great lakes and thousands of small inland lakes. There are 6 nice lakes within 3 miles of where I live.
> still cant get fresh water in Flint...
Pretends Michigan is worth any kind of any shit at all these days. Aren't you precious..
Michigan has the best strip club hookers. Get the pot dispensaries going and I'll move there.
Idk dudes. I feel like every state in the U.S. could make an argument to say why their state is awesome these days. Except Michigan. Honestly no kek, it just seems like slum town niggerville, who's only job force had to be saved by Obama.
All the pizza I had in NY sucked dude. Everyone talks it up, I went to all "the spots" and it was either good, mediocre, or downright bad. Nothing special about it honestly.
At least we aren't Ohio
We have medical dispensaries, and some of them deliver.
Getting a card was more hassle than in Cali, but the quality and variety available is fantastic. Mmm, Detroit Fudge Company edibles.
Agreed. I may have been being a tourist but I went to a few places that are supposed to be the best and it was just aight. I'll take crazy nonsense twenty million calorie make me sweat Illinois pizza over it any day. Like the good lord intended. This is coming from a heavy Roman Catholic Italian background.
Fucking New Jersey. The first time I went a drunk asshole tried to push me onto the train tracks. I'd rather die here. In good ol' new York
That's true I forgot about old worthless Ohio. I mean the Cleveland Browns? Kek
Moon pies. This coveted delicacy is one of the most prized throws at a Mardi Gras parade in Mobile, Pensacola or New Orleans.
The cities of Detroit and Flint are atrocious. Even Grand Rapids and Lansing are not great.
Outside that, the rest of the state is beautiful and rich.
Smaller cities like East Lansing, Ann Arbor, Traverse City, and so on are quite nice.
All the rest of the country and world ever hears about is how people can't unfuck up what 50 years of niggotry did to the large cities.
>Fucking dry heat is awesome
>Awesome beer, great food
>Can see mountains out of my window
>An hour away from skiing during the winter
>An hour away from heat during the summer
>Two from something that looks like another country
>Pretty much equidistant to all the other states ~4 hour flight tops except Alaska and Awai'i;i'i
>Sunny almost every day
>Still get seasons and snow, but tolerable
And there's the weed which is solid
You have to be a valid Michigan resident.
However, if you live in a state that has medical marijuana and reciprocity, you can get it legally in Michigan. Convenient for traveling, and even better for students at university.
I figured that a lot of my opinion could
be blamed on nignogs and the medias portrayal of the state. And 8 Mile, (as legendary as Eminem is.) I've heard good things about Ann Arbor for some reason. But I mean like is there something specific that can be said about your state that y'all can say you do better than any others? Not hating man just making convo, I like this thread. Plus all us Texans are cocky and judgemental of blue states with shit economies.
Texan, now regretfully working in Los Angeles. I swear I will not die happy unless I have successfully retired in Colorado. I love your state so much and I don't even smoke weed.
>Steamed crabs with JO seasoning
We pump out a good 75% of the worlds top figure skaters and ice dancers.
2014 olympics they say where each skater trains. Doesn't matter what country they are competing for, they all train in metro detroit.
Tara Lipinski lived in my hometown and I went to high school with gold medalist Meryl Davis.
Good for swimming too, Phelps went to Michigan and trained in Ann Arbor.
Kek.. Bravo sir. What would the rest of the country do without your figure skaters? I'll quit picking then, I can see there's not much left for y'all to hang onto.
Being the youngest country on the planet, yet still tearing itself apart in insanely inhumane ways.
Man it's all about Buc-cee's here in the south. Spic and span bathrooms constantly wiped down by spic's. Wooden stalls that go from ground to ceiling. Great for dope fiends who need to place to get high. Like 10 Dyson Airblade hand dryers. Bomb snack selection.
Both New York and Chicago have over hyped shitty pizza. Pizza is pizza and if you think yours is better "cause it's from Ol' Fizzarelli's down on Brwoahdway and Thord Street" you're an idiotic faggot.
SHOW SOME RESPECT NIGGER