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Best of your state/country thread
Name one thing that's best about your state/country
>NY
>Pizza
Italy
Pizza
>France
>Pizza
Georgia
>pizza
>>701893714
>Illinois
>Deep dish pizza is best pizza
NY
>OP's Pizza
UK
Pizza
>>701893714
America: The best worst niggers
Pizza
>Pizza
Little Caesars
>MN
> pizza rolls
>Canada
>Poutine
>>701893714
Amen dude. New Yorker who lives in philly and has been to a lot of places here... No one can make a nice drippy fucking slice
Oslo Norway
The best authentic Mexican food
>germany
>bread
Longview WA America
The best aggressive pedophiles
>UK, London
>Italian Pizza
>Iowa
>Corn
>>701894804
Taking "wetback" to a whole new level
Sweden, Kebab
>>701893714
>New York pizza
>best
I'll take some delicious 'go 'za, thank you very much.
Texas
>barbecue
Siberia
Pizza ;^)
Maryland
Crab (crabcake/imperial/fried spider)
Australia
>Australia
Tennessee
Incest
>>701895419
Tennessee
Barbecue
>>701895593
Not roo on the barbie?
>>701893714
>Ethiopia
>Pizza
>>701893714
>Washington
Homosexuality
>>701893714
California
Beer
>>701895669
Hey man, that's Arkansas domain
>>701893714
Australia
Centrelink
>NJ
>Absolutely fucking nothing
i would say the shore but in recent years nah
also, highest autism rates in usa too
Croatia
Every dish you eat is excelent because we have an actual culture and cusine
>>701893714
UK
Drunken 3AM trips to the kebab guys.
>>701893714
>Georgia
>Gun access
>>701893714
Pittsburgh
Heroin
Ukraine
Cheese Pizza
>Israel
>jews
>>701896161
>ND
>nothing
Sheboygan
Rape Licenses
>>701896419
heard you guys got good oil
>>701893714
New York pizza sucks. Too much sauce, not enough cheese. It's like eating weird pasta.
>>701896599
thats 'go'za' to you
>>701896466
oh yeah. otherwise there's nothing here
>>701896024
I've never heard of your country to be honest.
>>701893714
Texas
Everything (except our obesity rate)
Love how we could potentially pick up and leave the union at any point we want and would be justtt fine.
>>701896788
You Texas people take stupid to a whole nother level.
>>701896688
nice dub dubs.
If you come from anywhere outside of Eurasia I am not surprised.
New mexico
illegal mexican familys
>>701896688
just more slavs
>>701896939
...nd their bomb ass chilie
>>701895690
I'll treat you with respect since you are a fellow southerner, (as you know we are gentlemen here.) But you are bush-league in bbq compared to us Texans. A good day to you sir
>>701894639
Underrated response
>>701894804
Bergen > oslo
>>701896788
I like how all your girls get a set of tits as a graduation present.
>>701896466
Easiest state in the country to become a millionaire with less than a high school education. Not kek'ing, actually a fact. Most common job to do this is "high wire" in oil and gas. Props from a Texan with many dumb friends that seek this job there
>>701896788
In theory? Yes. If Texas somehow managed to secede, it would fair well. But I'm not sure where you get the idea that it can pack up and leave anytime it wants. It can't.
>>701896024
No you don't. You just took a bunch of Serb and German shit with a little Turk thrown in.
>>701893714
Michigan.
uh... cars? Yeah. I got nothing. Nothing good ever came from here.
>>701896875
Says "nother"
Doesn't even use apostrophe
Not even worth a green text.
Texans reign supreme of the 50 states in almost every way. Excluding health of course
>>701897553
Your cities have some cool names.
>>701897159
Lol this is true. Touché
>>701897553
Actually Little Ceasar's and Domino's both serve Detroit style pizza. Look it up.
Also, MC5 and Iggy & the Stooges.
>>701897660
Weather sucks. Boring landscape aka flat. Weird accents.
>>701897660
Fuukkiinn gammr naziz
eet shite
>>701897759
Domino's is shit pizza.
So is Little Caesar's, but at least it's cheap.
I'll accept Iggy and the Stooges.
>>701897448
I stand corrected. This is true. Just saying if all hell broke loose and Trumps 4th Reich started exterminating Mexicans, Texas would have the best odds at totally separating itself from the rest of the U.S. and moving on successfully and independently after some economic trade policies were hashed out.
South new england has some very good italian pizza. Except greek pizza. Greek pizza is a bugger disgrace than little cesars in the pizza world
>>701896788
Then there is that one guy that makes us all look like retards.
You are the nigger among blacks.
>>701896788
Tennessee is the reason Texas exists
>>701898004
You gotta know how to order dominos. The light sauce option makes it 10x better, especially their pan pizza
Minnesota
Azzip
Indiana
Nothing
>>701897834
This is also true. We make up for it with our plentiful food, land, money, and exclusive selection of top quality big tittied breeders.
PINEAPPLES DO GO ON PIZZA
>Norway, pizza
>>701897920
Ehhhh kek
Unteralterbach
cheese pizza
>>701893714
Maine, LOBSTAH!!
Papi Juans en peurto rico. Fuck papa john.
>Massachusetts
>Clam Chowder
Any one who doesn't like it is actually a faggot
>>701893714
Georgia.
We're not Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, either of the Carolinas, or Texas.
Tennessee
Meth
It's pretty much all we have aside from guns, trees, and Christianity. And incest, of course.
South Carolina
Human trafficking
oregon the amazing fuck8ing weed
>>701898934
agreed
>>701898231
On behalf of Texas I'd like to thank your state for the wonderful contribution to modern day society with Todd Christley. Kek. When you need southern support in any way your politicians run to ours to get shit done. Why? We have the money and oil. But I'll digress as a true southern gentleman does- states the rude obvious truth, then says I don't want to be rude.
>>701893714
>>701896161
>Maryland
>Heroin
>>701893714
>Arizona
>GUNS GUNS GUNS! I own three rifles and I'm getting my suppressed .22LR soon.
>>701898324
Thanks for advice, im gonna give that a shot
Ohio
the Klan
>>701898069
Yeah but without an established military, we'd be stuck with the worthless State Guard or random bands of militia to defend against attacks by Mexico or the US. Provided we don't get attacked? Then sure, we can survive economically.
>Africa
>Nothing
>Antarctica
>Pizza
>>701899999
>>701899960
>country
Nebraska
I like to think we have some pretty clean rest stops.
>>701893714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJxcNJShBKo
>>701893714
>Utah
>Best incest this side of the Mississippi
>>701898776
Being from Texas, I must confess I do love Georgia. I am a golfer though so I may be a golfer.
East coast Canada
No jobs
>>701899604
If we did secede I have no doubt we would form a very quick alliance with Mexico. This is how we'd defend ourselves and create a world power. It would happen quick. Convo would go
Greg Abbot: "We will establish commerce and allow your people to enter our state and become unified, IF we rid your government of corruption and END these bullshit drug wars and cartels."
Mexican Pres: "agreed."
>>701900994
we have the best no jobs! Simply show up and you won't receive one.
>>701893714
>Planet watermelon
pizza
Nebraska. Beef. Great steaks.
>>701900732
Being a golfer though so I may be bias**** (a.d.d. got me)
>>701893714
Florida
Publix and that's pretty much it
Nebraska. Assholes. Grade A rednecks.
>>701894745
Co-co-combo breaker!!!
>Canada
>Donairs
>>701894639
kek
>>701896295
ayy
>>701893714
Good thread. RIP
>TX
>Guns
>>701898776
No, you're just a southern nobody with a bunch of peaches and a shit accent.
>>701903860
I have no accent.
>>701904409
We all think that. Its never true.
>>701904480
It is for me. I actively make sure to avoid using any accent.
>>701904597
Have you ever spoken to someone from another state/country over the phone? You do have an accent, and we ALL say that we "actively make sure to avoid using it" but soon as you throw us in a room with other southerners, it pops right back up. No use denying that you have one when you follow it up with "i avoid using it".
>>701893714
NJ
The heroin.
>SD
>nature
>>701904987
Yes, and none of them have said anything about me having an accent, other than I don't seem to have one. Just as I intend. Even when talking to other southerners directly, I make sure not to sound anything like them, even if they're family members.
Kentucky
Chicken
>>701893714
>Texas
>Mexican pizza
>>701904480
>>from georgia
>>"wow you don't have an accent!" from out of staters
yeah because i didn't hang out with all the dipshit rednecks. going back to my hometown and listening to it makes me glad i moved.
>Somalia
>Pirates
>>701895111
Iowa too
Corn pizza
>Newyork
>the lot of witty, fast talking Manhattan residents
>connecticut
>white people
>>701905438
What about it?
>>701893714
>USA
>Opportunity
Kentucky
Bourbon. Or anal with a cousin
>>701906185
Oh and the fact that you get to curse someone out and not have to see their face again
Ohio
Cedar Point
>>701893714
Colorado.
Legalized recreational marijuana.
>>701895111
>Shoving corn up my pizza
Fixed
Indiana bordering Ohio.
Meth and retards.
>>701893714
>British Columbia
>Marijuana
England
The toilet
>>701893714
>UK
>pedos
>>701905130
This.
>>701894745
>>701906678
Kek
>New York
>Pizza
BAHAHAHA
Massachusetts
Pizza
>California
>Asian Escorts
>>701901801
so christmassy!
Texas
Guns, women, and the bluebonnet, mockingbirds are assholes.
mexico
>ded bodies
>>701905130
Fuck I'm jealous. I'm in the south, all we get is black tar. I've been sober for a few months now, I bet $20 of yalls shit would kill me.
>>701905994
You had my interest, nou have my attention.. Corn pizza?
>Australia
>BBQ's
Illinois
Pizza
>>701898443
Youre not from Indiana, otherwise you would have said tenderloin sandwich. BEAT IT LYING NIGGER!
NC
Barbecue
>>701906473
Excellent answer good sir.
Green text- sadly actually wanting to fuck two of my cousins.
Even greener text- being from Texas
> Michigan
> Best lakes. 4 of the 5 great lakes and thousands of small inland lakes. There are 6 nice lakes within 3 miles of where I live.
> still cant get fresh water in Flint...
Colorado
Least amount of fat fucks in burgerland
>>701907948
From Michigan too. I will add that we are not Ohio or Florida, because those states suck!
Ohio bordering KY and IN.
> Nothing
>>701907948
Pretends Michigan is worth any kind of any shit at all these days. Aren't you precious..
Wisconsin
Beer, and getting drunk in general.
>>701907948
Michigan has the best strip club hookers. Get the pot dispensaries going and I'll move there.
NJ
Rt 55
>>701894819
Perfected that oven amirite ahhh
>>701894802
New jersey
>>701908157
Idk dudes. I feel like every state in the U.S. could make an argument to say why their state is awesome these days. Except Michigan. Honestly no kek, it just seems like slum town niggerville, who's only job force had to be saved by Obama.
>>701893714
>>NY
>>Pizza
All the pizza I had in NY sucked dude. Everyone talks it up, I went to all "the spots" and it was either good, mediocre, or downright bad. Nothing special about it honestly.
>>701908313
At least we aren't Ohio
>>701908507
We have medical dispensaries, and some of them deliver.
Getting a card was more hassle than in Cali, but the quality and variety available is fantastic. Mmm, Detroit Fudge Company edibles.
>>701908738
Agreed. I may have been being a tourist but I went to a few places that are supposed to be the best and it was just aight. I'll take crazy nonsense twenty million calorie make me sweat Illinois pizza over it any day. Like the good lord intended. This is coming from a heavy Roman Catholic Italian background.
>>701909078
how can an out of state person get a card?
>>701908587
Fucking New Jersey. The first time I went a drunk asshole tried to push me onto the train tracks. I'd rather die here. In good ol' new York
>>701909078
That's true I forgot about old worthless Ohio. I mean the Cleveland Browns? Kek
>>701893714
posts shitty street pie
i mean yeah, its good
but cmon
LOMBARDIS GRIMALDIS NAPOLI (ok, is hoboken but shit is good)
>NY
>Crack Rock Steady
Moon pies. This coveted delicacy is one of the most prized throws at a Mardi Gras parade in Mobile, Pensacola or New Orleans.
>>701908664
The cities of Detroit and Flint are atrocious. Even Grand Rapids and Lansing are not great.
Outside that, the rest of the state is beautiful and rich.
Smaller cities like East Lansing, Ann Arbor, Traverse City, and so on are quite nice.
All the rest of the country and world ever hears about is how people can't unfuck up what 50 years of niggotry did to the large cities.
Florida
PCP
Colorado
>Fucking dry heat is awesome
>Awesome beer, great food
>Can see mountains out of my window
>An hour away from skiing during the winter
>An hour away from heat during the summer
>Two from something that looks like another country
>Pretty much equidistant to all the other states ~4 hour flight tops except Alaska and Awai'i;i'i
>Sunny almost every day
>Still get seasons and snow, but tolerable
>Casa Bonita
And there's the weed which is solid
>>701909230
You have to be a valid Michigan resident.
However, if you live in a state that has medical marijuana and reciprocity, you can get it legally in Michigan. Convenient for traveling, and even better for students at university.
>>701909362
Lombardi's is fire
>>701909622
And there's the weed which is solid
>>shit weed you mean
>>701908079
This. I was just in boulder and holy shit so many fit milfs and good looking young girls.
Also live in Denver, but it's a mixed bag of shit here.
>>701893714
>ID
>meth
>Fl
> Beaches, fishing
>OH
>Gorillas
>>701910191
>1000% humidity
>bugs fucking everywhere
> either surrounded by dumbass rednecks or dumbass nignogs
>OH
...
>IO
Czech republic
>beer
>>701909521
I figured that a lot of my opinion could
be blamed on nignogs and the medias portrayal of the state. And 8 Mile, (as legendary as Eminem is.) I've heard good things about Ann Arbor for some reason. But I mean like is there something specific that can be said about your state that y'all can say you do better than any others? Not hating man just making convo, I like this thread. Plus all us Texans are cocky and judgemental of blue states with shit economies.
ny, mount marcy /albany
>>701905817
fuck you
>India
>getting away with rape
>NY
>having most librals
>>701909622
Texan, now regretfully working in Los Angeles. I swear I will not die happy unless I have successfully retired in Colorado. I love your state so much and I don't even smoke weed.
>Maryland
>Steamed crabs with JO seasoning
>>701911354
say that to the pirates
>Nebraska
>white girls
>Texas
>Breakfast Tacos (TexMex)
>>701893714
Kentucky
Bourbon
>>701909622
>Casa Bonita
...The only restaurant I've been to that depressed me.
As of 3 years ago and getting worse:
Traffic sucks. Rent sucks.
Otherwise, absolutely wonderful.
Florida
diversity
>>701911952
>I like to shit fast and furious.
>>701912161
Time to move out you faggot.
>>701911313
We pump out a good 75% of the worlds top figure skaters and ice dancers.
2014 olympics they say where each skater trains. Doesn't matter what country they are competing for, they all train in metro detroit.
Tara Lipinski lived in my hometown and I went to high school with gold medalist Meryl Davis.
Good for swimming too, Phelps went to Michigan and trained in Ann Arbor.
>Philadelphia
>Cheesesteaks
California
Droughts
>>701895111
Nebraska shits on you in every aspect of life
>>701894484
>Deep dish pizza is best pizza
deep dish pizza is shitty lasagna
>>701906473
Opa, another kentuckyfag? I forgot to mention incest with horses in mine
Connecticut
>our sand hooks
>my house
>best crackers and peanut butter jellems
>WI (beside milwuakee)
>anything dairy
>sweden
>blond grils
>>701893714
>FL
>Guns
>Canada
>pizza
>>701900542
You fucking serious, dude?
You could have said any of the following:
>College World Series
>Johnny Carson
>Kool-Aid
>Husker football
>Omaha
>Rhode Island
>Seaside towns
>>701912316
Kek.. Bravo sir. What would the rest of the country do without your figure skaters? I'll quit picking then, I can see there's not much left for y'all to hang onto.
>>701900542
>not posting Runza
>>701914305
Michigan up there needs a spokesman like you. All they've got is figure skaters so far.
South Sudan
Being the youngest country on the planet, yet still tearing itself apart in insanely inhumane ways.
>Aleksandrovskaya, Russia
>Russian loli best loli
>>701894484
Anon I agree
Chicagofag here and our deep dish is the shit
Mississippi
the interstate, so you can drive literally anywhere else and fucking be better off
Lebanon
Chawarma
>>701915218
Chicagofag here, deep dish is shit tier, meant for tourists who don't know any better
>>701915658
shawarma djeeejjj ya zalameee
> Israel
> Biggest noses
>>701913558
too bad you don't know what to do with them.
>>701915746
Most of not had a good pie then
Born and raised here and Nonno's pizza is god tier
>>701898443
fuck you nigger we have three floyds.
>>701914305
I would also prefer clean rest stops and i live in california. Everyone here shits on the rim of the toilet and leaves it plugged.
>>701916125
Piece and Coalfire are god tier. For literally any other pizza, go to New York.
Indiana/ music scene
>>701916410
I've always wanted to try authetic New York cheese pizza tbh
Heard you'd have enough guess to cook batches of McDonald's fries from the grease oil
>>701914941
putting niggers in charge with white men's tech what do you expect
>>701916315
Man it's all about Buc-cee's here in the south. Spic and span bathrooms constantly wiped down by spic's. Wooden stalls that go from ground to ceiling. Great for dope fiends who need to place to get high. Like 10 Dyson Airblade hand dryers. Bomb snack selection.
> Chicago
> Irish pubs
South Dakota
Indian burial grounds
>>701917539
>>701893714
>Pizza
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>701917715
>>701917978
>>701912528
there is almost nothing good about Nebraska
what do you even do there for fun, count hay bales while driving?
>>701917539
where in South Dakota?
>>701918517
On Indian burial grounds faggot.
>>701918188
>>701918660
Ok, so, 50% of america, you faggot.
Don't be a dick dude
Both New York and Chicago have over hyped shitty pizza. Pizza is pizza and if you think yours is better "cause it's from Ol' Fizzarelli's down on Brwoahdway and Thord Street" you're an idiotic faggot.
>>701918815
Yeah.
Oklahoma
Cheap gas
That is literally the only thing good about this place.
>>701919274
>>701898443
>Indiana
faggot
how about
CRUIZIN THEM OLD COUNTRY BACK ROADS
LATE NIGHTS ON THE LAKE WITH A COUNTRY GIRL CUDDLED UP
COLTS GAMES
BLOOMINGTON
>north kore
>the legend
>>701908738
Go eat pizza hut you cunt
TEXAS
Guns and Mexicans
>>701895690
>tennessee
better bbq pork and ribs
>>701895419
>Texas
better bbq beef and brisket
>>701895872
California
weed
>>701893714
>NY
>Bagels
Kansas, Westoboro Baptist Church. Also, check em.
>>701893714
Quebec
Free health care
>>701918354
Go to the world's best zoo at the Henry Doorly Zoo? Watch the College World Series of baseball?
Oh and Valentino's
>pizza
>>701914454
Verified Nebraskan. Arbor Day, nigguh.
>>701920488
Check'd et bonjour mon/ma ami(e) qui peut être française car il/elle habite en québec. And also BC-forests
>>701904409
You sound like a fucking fascist faggot spacenoid to me, alium.
>>701909078
SHOW SOME RESPECT NIGGER
>>701893714
Massachusetts
Heroin
