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anon,
what is your biggest regret ?
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not killing myself
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trying to get my sister to suck my penis :(
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>>701885469
Killing myself
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Being unlucky enough to be alive.

Literally like a 1 in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chance to be born and I somehow beat the odds.
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Once entered battle of the bands. Didnt win but one of the judges said he wanted to record our album. We assumed he just wanted to fuck our lead singer. Didnt follow up. Turned out he was the guitarist from the band alchemist...fml
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>>701885469
trying to ignore/work out the problems with my stepmother instead of voting to kick her ass to the curb
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Being born
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gave a dude off craigslist a blowjob
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My biggest regret is being born and not having the guts to kill myself. Sometimes at night I pray for god to kill me in my sleep.
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>>701885923
Why do you regret it? Was it enjoyable in the moment?
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>>701886008
only slightly in the beginning, then he came in my mouth and it tasted horrible and I wasnt even hard or came or anything
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>>701885469
Not being alpha enough in past relationships with literal 7,8/10s. Fuck man, if I had my mentality now back then, shit would have been good. FML.
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>>701885572
kek, story plox
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replying in this thread
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My biggest regret can't be shared on 4chan or anywhere else
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>>701885469

Looking over when my friend said "hey i'm on this website called 4chan, you wanna see a baby get shat on?"
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biggest regret? not getting into gay scat sooner
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Not starting saving when I was a teen.
Letting myself get some of my self worth from girlfriends.
Not joining the Air Force right outa high school(a few yrs goes by quick, benies last a lifetime).
Letting fear stop me from doing shit. Who really gives a fuck if you fail. At least you tried.

Learn from these.
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>>701886378
Care to explain?
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not fucking ashley mercer in the 9th grade
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Not having sex with my crush on New Years. We were both drunk and sleeping alone in the same bed but she was blacked out and I was too fucking beta to do anything because ("maybeimighthaveachancelater") but then my cousin hooked up with her.. again
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>>701885469
One time i was so fucked up on h someone stole a pound of bud out of my hands. Also one time i was homeless and a tranny blew me. Horrible memory.
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Back in the early 90's my girlfriend was in the porn industry...wish I would have fuxked her on film
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Not going further or at least fucking my cousin. We had an obvious thing for each other. Pretty sure most of my family noticed it. Still fucking obvious we yearn for each other. God i miss her
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being born
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>>701885469
your mom
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Believing her when she told me she loved me.
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wasting opportunities cuz I was young and didn't think I could fuck someone I didn't like. oh boy, was I wrong.
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>>701885469
Majoring in criminology
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>>701885469
Only that I never had a single regret.
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>>701887598
name?
links?
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>>701888166
Where are you from?
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>>701886378

my exact same feeling with my ex. Should've been way more alpha back then. FFS.

Good thing is I still see her sometimes and we fuck, bad thing is she is not open for having a new relationship. I would bang her on a daily basis and my cock would be super happy, I guess she sees that and she is less attracted to me, because sometimes I cringe. I guess I love her. She tells me weird stuff like I'm the only man she has ever loved and she can't begin any realtionship with a new guy because she doesn't feel the same as when she was with me.

Any suggestion, fags? This bitch is totally crazy and driving me nuts.
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Working for a factory that gave me a lung condition, then studying Art management at university.

On the upside I have screwed some very hot women and have a larger than average penis.
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>>701888297
North Carolina. Studied at University of South Carolina
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>being a lazy bum throughout pretty much all of my education
>going to a shit university
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>>701888133
take your dubs and leave faggot
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>>701885925
Don't expect anything of the sort to happen. We are born alone and we die alone. God's not dead, we was never alive.
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Fucking up my first uni year
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>>701885469
Letting a bunch of guys fuck me
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I don't have too many. Everything kind of happens. No point in getting hung up on any one thing.
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the past year or two and having done nothing all that time

"getting sick" in the first place

I wish I was 12 again so I could redo my whole adult life
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>>701889049
This. You learn and you move on. No point in getting stuck in the past, you'll only hold yourself back.
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Trusting my girlfriend to go through with putting my daughter up for adoption
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>>701885469
Not playing soccer in middle school
Could have made friends, had a life, and been decent at sports, as well as have a knowledge of them
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>>701885469
I regret that I didn't go to the same school as my ex and keep dating her. Maybe she wouldn't have committed suicide and she'd still be alive today. I regret all the bad things I said during our breakup too. I hope none of those words were ringing in her head when she did it.
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>>701885572
LOOLOLLOLOOL
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>>701888385
You have to bail out, /b/ro, you're getting laid for now but when she finds a bigger cock it'll tear you apart, trust me. Just find another girl who will share the same feeling with you
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>>701885469
I don't have any xD
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>>701885469
my only regret is that I was born
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>>701889817
but we split up years ago, and she can't find better cock than mine (she is very attractive so i'm sure she has tons of cocks to choose, and most probably she has tasted them all).
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not giving my neighbor enough credit to pick up a used walkman
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Trusting women
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>>701887257
You are from South view?>>701887257
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Forcing myself into that egg
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>>701888385
Wat the fuck do you care about this shit dude. Go out and find another chick to bang they are a dime a dozen
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i passed on a chance for a 4-some with two women and peter weller
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>>701890527
Have you ever considered the possibility that you were the egg and you were raped by a patriachical male sperm?
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>>701885469
Washing out of the military. Twice.
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>>701891081
Now how do you do that?
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not getting sex from a girl at age 13

>girls exchanging notes at classroom
>i manage to grab one
>its the password from a social site like facebook
>change password
>girl keeps asking her account back
>asks what she has to do for me to give it back
>could have said sex
>say to tell others i beaten someone from another school to get "famous"
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>>701885469
Being born. In hindsight, it was a pretty bad decision.
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>>701891081
how
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>>701891182
Personality/adjustment disorder + having a civilian history of psych visits and clinical depression. Washed out of Air Force Basic first, then Army AIT a year and a half later.
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>>701887497
Actually I think you done good, fucking that passed out girl could easily have turned out to be your biggest regret. You know, rape charges, being kicked out of your social circle, put on some kind of sex offender list, all kinds of terrible shit.

You done good lad.
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>>701891187
>implying she wouldn't have screamed "rape" if you HAD suggested sex.
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>>701891341
see>>701891367
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I don't have many regrets; they're pretty pointless. Only possible regrets that come to mind are 1) choosing psychology as a major, and 2) not closing the deal with my (now ex-) girlfriend of 5 years. Now I'm stuck in grad school instead of making money, and my gf moved 7hrs away and broke up with me for a job. That said, maybe grad school will be fine, and I still talk to ex. Optimistic that things will end up well.
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>>701888870
Lol
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>>701891187
Don't beat yourself up over it, I think the most you could have reasonably gotten was a make out session. If you didn't fuck that up too badly then MAYBE it could have led to sex. But I don't think blackmailing her into sex at that age would have been in your best interests.
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Majoring in Political Science instead of Computer Science.
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-getting into a relationship
-not fucking my ex more
-not fucking another girl i wanted to be with more. one of those things you miss it when it's gone.

- didn't pull the trigger to make a few fwb's official when i had the chance.
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>>701885469
not getting dubs ever
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Being
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>>701892644
HOLY SHIT
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All of my decisions that lead to me sitting at home right now instead of somewhere else.
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>>701892644
Now I can rest in peace
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>>701892644
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Sticking the envelope in her locker.
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>>701885469
being born
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>>701889266
been complete shut-in for 2 years too
what you plannin to do from now? besides planning suicide
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>>701892644
Same here
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Falling in love with a suicidal girl and once I help her with some of her problems and lift her self worth she leaves me for Chad
>in b4 newfag go do your homework
>19
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Not wrapping before I started tapping.
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>>701893829
Nigga If a girl does not show interest in you, you don't. You must be like I don't fall in love no I'm no imbred retard yea
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getting a facebook meme page to over 30k likes, twice.
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>>701891367
Lol but that's a picture from the Marine Corps you faggot.
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>>701888802
pwnd
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>>701893278
What was in the envelope anon?
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>>701894033
Nah man, me and her were tight. At first she used to cut and shit talk about an heroing. I would stay up with her and talk about it with her holding her and shit. Sometimes we'd fuck and sometimes she'd need an ear. Helped her with her problems somewhat
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>>701894413
Anthrax
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>>701894413
A heartfelt but extremely sappy love letter.
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>>701894470
Shieeeett
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When I was in high school, a pretty cute girl asked me if I wanted to go see Transformers with her. Said no because I already saw it.
Still look back to that day and laugh at how much of a retard I was.
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>>701894579
Mind to paraphrase ?
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>>701894470
The 2000 meme still hit hard
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>>701885469
hey names keely not giving full name because I'm not an autist
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Turning down a 16 year old piece of ass that wanted to me pound her ass then throatfuck her until I unloaded down her throat.
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>>701894716
Too long.
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>>701885469
Being too much of the coward to kill myself but being too messed up to sort myself out
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Loved someone for 6 years to tell me "Fuck off" in a text message. She left the apartment the same day and is now pregnant with a nigger's baby. I shouldn't have let her in my life, and now she is begging me to get her back.
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>>701894807
Wat
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>>701894912
How old were you at the time ?
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>>701894995
Hey man love hurts, no matter if it's young love or old love it stings to know the person you invested in stab you in the heart
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>>701885469
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>>701895193
11
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Being a NEET for four years and counting.
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>>701885469
killing my unborn child and stilling having feelings for the other
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>>701895193

20. She was a co-worker who basically found her sexuality the year before and was just ravenous. The type of girl who would've done whatever I wanted.
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>>701885469
pushing her away
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I'm 29.

I wasted my teens and twenties being too afraid to talk to women, party, travel, and make mistakes.

Now I'm working a dead-end, soul-sucking job, I'm getting fat, and I'm too old to be into the type of women who I find attractive.

I'm going to kill myself after my mom dies. She shouldn't have to bury her son.
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Not strangling myself with the umbilical cord
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>>701895610
Any advice for a 19 yr old?
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>>701895610

Dude, go hit a gym. Get yourself some confidence.
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At senior week almost 20 years ago. Had two drunk girls laying in bed with me. Fucking stoned out of my mind and didn't even try to pursue a threesome.

Probably wouldn't have happened but I had the chance to try and a I fucking blew it.
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Marrying the bitch in the next room instead of the Finnish beauty that owned my heart
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>>701895231
I know, I know, but I'm keeping my heads up like a fucking alpha even though I am a knocked down beta faggot, found myself a cool girl to talk to, can't wait to see baby nigger arise and never meet his father. She deserves it as much as I deserve it for trusting her in the first place. By the way, when she left she told me that she's been with "several other men" including my best bud. I know it because he told me. Fucking drunkard. I forgive him though, welp, time to live my beta life. Night /b/
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not going public sooner
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>>701885469
Trying to anhero when I was 16
But I deal
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>>701895803
Talk to that girl you think is out of your league. Don't say no to chances to go to new places or experience new things (within reason; don't get hooked on heroin or some shit). Travel! Travel travel travel!

Also, you're in school, right? Choose a major you know you can turn into a real career. Learn SKILLS, not TRIVIA.

Do creative shit. Try writing or painting. Make a short film. Just try it.

Just live, man. I missed my chance. There's still hope for you!

>>701895810
Won't make much difference. 30 is the new 50. I'm already an old man. I could try to get in shape, but I'd still be ugly, bitter, cynical, and depressed, and still working for peanuts at an unrewarding job.
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>>701895835
Don't worry, you'd end up in the same boat at some point with the other girl.
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>>701895889
Best bet is to cut all ties and slowly forget. If she comes close push back and shut her out. It's for the better in the long run. Also it's okay to cry once in awhile alone. It helps you clear all the emotion and energy
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>>701895803
Yes!
Don't go to school unless you know what you want to become and know you can get there.

I'm 29 too, got 2 degrees and they are pretty much pointless to me. I should of kept one of my jobs I had in my 20's and made money I would be rich enough to buy a house now.

Instead I'm broke and about to run out of rent money in 2 months unless I find a job asap.

Don't do like me and go to college and trade school because it seemed easy and fun.

It wasn't bad but its just not worth it.

oh and fuck more women. take more chances. dont get fucked over by people (you will though), wear condoms, try out almost all drugs at least once but keep it at that; just trying. dont get addicted.
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>>701896432
>Don't get addicted.

Great advice.
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>>701885469
should have put more benis in vagooner
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Cumming when I was raped.
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>>701885802
so the guitarist from alchemist wanted to fuck your lead singer?
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>>701896242
you got it backwards my friend
30 is the new 20

and im 29
>last 2 years been getting 18-19y olds as fuckbuddies
>look better than ever
>have more skills and knowledge than before
the only drwaback for me is
>unemployed
>broke as fuck
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>>701885469
Pounding out your mother all those years ago.
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>>701896815
>last 2 years been getting 18-19y olds as fuckbuddies
>look better than ever

I'm willing to bet you're at least average looking. I don't have that advantage, I'm afraid. And everyone in my family gets fat around this age.

I'm happy for you, anon. I truly am. But my life's over.
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>>701889807
>>701889417
>>701895835
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>>701887228
Good ones, anon. Esp letting fear control you - fuck that.
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>>701896432
I dropped out of high school because I was damn near failing. Joined job corps and was somewhat popular. Had the balls to move to California for 6 months and fail miserably. Moved back in with parents a year later and workd for UPS unloading trucks thinking this was what I wanted to do making 120$ a week left because Amazon was hiring close to my home.

>cont?
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Being invited to sleep in the same bed as a bisexual girl and a lesbian... and falling asleep immediately
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>>701897037
I think you need to let us judge for ourselves. Show us. You already think you're hideous so it can only be as bad as you think or go up from there.
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>>701896242

I'm 29 man. I'm overweight but I'm working on it. I've got a wife and a kid already but if you're single you've got time and freedoms. Keep thinking like that and you won't get anywhere.
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>>701894212
True, and I'm not in it. Even the Marines won't let me reenlist at this point.
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My biggest regret... Giving my ex my bank information and signed checks.
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>>701896699
green text it. feel free to exaggerate or embroider the story as needed.
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>>701897568
Were you married? I could understand a joint account if you were married but if not, yeah, that's pretty fucking stupid.
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going out with some bitch that fucked me over in the head, it made me fail med school and condemned me to neethood for 2 years and counting (im 23 btw)
dont know what to do with my life and im scared of the real world
also im balding so, no more girls till the die I die I guess
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>>701897749
youre 23? just go back to med school you twat.
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>>701896699
>>701897684
yes, relive your pain for our pleasure, please. but seriously, why not?
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>>701885469
not fucking my ex
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>>701897749
Keep the hair short or just shave it. Chicks dig bald.

Move back in with parents and go back to med school.

Shaved head and a job in the medical field, you'll be drowning in pussy all in due time.
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>>701897749
I went to law school when I was 28. Best move I ever made.
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that would have to be fulfilling my fantasy and getting with a thick booty bitch like nicki minaj/iggy azalea. after a few, i can confidently say, their pussies smell after they walk around for an hour, and they only think sex in enjoyable at 200mph from the back and that shit makes me cum in 5 minutes so fuck
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>>701897974
need to restart the whole career 6 more years studying again the same shit
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Last year, I was in Amsterdam on business.

Met this woman at a restaurant, turned out she used to be a lingerie model and was somewhat of a minor TV celebrity. I think she was on a local news show or something. Any rate, fucking stunning woman, blonde, green eyes, incredible natural E cups, perfect figure.

Wound up back in my hotel room, we had some drinks, we were talking, started fooling around. She blew me, I fingered her to orgasm, played with her tits. Problem is, I kinda lost track of time and we wound up talking for way too long. She wound up having to leave before we got to actually fuck.

She has since moved to another country and I never go to see her again. Hottest chick I'm ever gonna have a shot with, I coulda fucked her, and I didn't. Still came in her mouth, so that was nice, but fuck, she had an incredible pussy, and so wish I'd have gotten inside that shit.
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Shitposting on b
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>>701898160
care to explain bro? I feel like shit everyday
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Well, I tried to OD, I should have used a gun.
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>>701898273
bullshit. nigga the closest you got to med school was going to university hospital for a wanker canker.
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developing such an atrocious personality
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Raped a girl
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>>701898105
I guess it can work..., but I dont like it
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Getting married and having a kid.

Don't ever, ever, ever engage in either activity.
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>>701897749
I went to school for engineering at the age of 25. I make 6 figures and life is good. Never too late to start new.
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my sister introduced to a friend of hers, a bit older she was being nice and dat but i ignored her cuz was to busy playing with friends later i realised that she was flirting with me instead of talking
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>>701897989
>>701897684
>Be me 14
>Sat on public toilet peeing late at night in summer
>Hadn't locked door because who the fuck is around an idolated part of a small town at like 1am?
>Guy bursts into the stall
>Shows me he has a knife
>He pushes my legs up and rapes me
>I was crying the whole time
>I suddenly found myself orgasming
>He says I like it, calls me slut, cheap, whore etc
>Cums in me and leaves
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>>701898275
Fuck man, you still have that for spank bank material though. There is value in that. When you're 50 and you're libido is in the shitter, that memory will serve you well.
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>>701898441
you are right anon lol
I studied for 4 years, if I didnt failed uni, I would be starting to go to the hospital
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>>701898494
You still have plenty of time.
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Not taking the opportunity to fuck her.
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>>701898389
Step one: Find an antidepressant that controls your depression without killing your dick. venlafaxine worked for me
Step two: Use tryptophan or 5htp when to supplement when your prinary anti-depressant doesn't do the job.
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>>701885469

Not fucking the shit out of my cousin, she was hot as hell and everyone already assumed we were fucking.
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>>701897742
No wasn't married... never wen't to highschool and started working at my dads company (Gold mining, logging) made a lot of money that i worked my ass off (12 hour shifts everyday), turn 19 and have saved up a lot of money stuff is going good get a girlfriend for a year i start trusting her, said girlfriend takes 3/4 of a million dollars from me and vanish from the face of the earth. I mean I took over my dads company and still make good money. This is 5 years later never dated/been with a girl since.
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>>701898687
you are gay and a faggot
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>>701898531
Best thing I've done is have kids, it's who you have them with that makes or breaks it. I've got love for them I never knew I had

Each to their own I guess, living in Aust helps as its gods country and no one is religious
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>>701898647
really?
Did,t you found adversity to find your first enginering work at 30 or nearly 30?
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>>701898743
do you need abuse to get off now?
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>>701885469
Having a kid.
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worked at a job where 3 people were in a huge scheme & robbed the place of 100,000 dollars. i had only worked there for about 4 or 5 months and the scheme started years ago before i even started. they got caught and i went down with them. they all said i was part of it and got some of the money but in all reality i got nothing and did nothing. 3 years of probation and had to pay 10,000 bucks as the fine. in october i will be finally off of probation.


it fucking sucked.
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>>701898890
I meant about the experience of going to uni at 28 years old, whats our current age?
Im going nowadays to a psychologist, not taking antidepressings tho
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>>701898765
True. Still, she had a fucking perfect pussy, shaved, a little puffy, nice and pink, super clean looking, no excess meat, just beautiful. Wish I'd eaten that shit a little, too, would've loved to get my face in there.

Still more than most people get with a woman like that, she was a TRUE 10/10, not one of those 6/10 bitches that faggots here post in 10/10 threads. Just burns me that my dumb ass didn't close the deal.
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>>701898936
Well, lesson learned. At least it didn't ruin your life.
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Start web design company and building my first site at 19 before going to school
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fucking up my relationship with her, even tho im sure it wouldnt have lasted since she was cheating on me, and also the fact that she is a lesbian, and i have a good old cock.
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>>701898743
>Hadn't locked door because who the fuck is around an idolated part of a small town at like 1am?
Rapists
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>>701898853
I really needed someone saying this to me, thanks man...
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>>701899148
It helps, yes.
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>>701889807
Things that never happened #567
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>>701898890
I'm screen capping this. Went off the antidepressants because of the dick issues but after about 6 months, I've been having some episodes.

This might be the answer for me.
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My first relationship...
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>>701891367
Fucking pussy. Adjustment disorder is the faggy way out.
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>>701899330
I'm 52 now. Had no problems except I had to work my ass off for 10 (including law school) years before I made the big money.
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>>701898531
why did you married her? Did you loved her, or you where just obsessed?
Women are dangerous man, they usually want to get pregnant to have life long manutention
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>>701899229
why did you let that shit happen to you? if you weren't in as you said you weren't you could have easily proven that, yet you let yourself go into deep shit....beta as fuck and btw there are people called lawyers check them out next time
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>>701899443
Yeah well I know that now
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>>701885910
U can do it whenever u wont me dear! Come on go and kick her in the teeth!!
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>>701899679
Perhaps, but a former training/battle buddy wanted to get out by staging a gay act with a civilian while in uniform. Mind you, this was in 2008.
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>>701898743
>>701898743
what happened with cumming?
you like being raped now?
were you a virgin when it happened?
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>>701899551
What type? Hitting? Biting? Role playing? Describe what really gets you going.
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>>701899514
No prob. I'm just seeing someone making excuses that has no reason to. Time is definitely on your side but you can't dick around.

I promise you that you'll regret it if you don't.
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>>701885469
Losing Aaron

Now that I have, not having Kevin closer
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>>701896242
Take your own advice my dude and at least try
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>>701885469
trying to be a normal guy (marrying, having kids). after 15 years, it's too late for me to come back now
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>>701885469
>Get matched on tinder with 6/10 (pictures) chubby girl
>Agree to fuck after weeks of waiting for a window
>Meet up and pick her up to take her back hom
>She's even more of a land whale than her pics made her look like
>fuckitimalreadyhere.jpg
>get home
>Turn on netflix
>Get into fucking
>Put her on her knees so i can attempt to analize this manatee
>Fucking shit streaks an bits blatantly visible in her ass
>Toss her away from me
>Pick up my phone and fake like i was being called into work
>Make her walk 6 miles back to her car where i got her from
>tfw i did her a favor by putting that ass to work
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>>701885571
yup, you never hear regrets from the ones who did
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>>701888870
Way to be an indivijul in the situation
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>>701885469
Not saying "hi" to her
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>>701885469
>what is your biggest regret ?

> Super ugly guy was being an asshole
> I trolled the shit out of him, mocked his professional competence, appearance, and forevalone status
> Turns out that he has Noonan's Syndrome whose symptoms included
> - webbed neck (think Cardassians in Star Trek)
> - Odd shaped face
> - Odd facial / chest proportions
> - Decreased intelligence

Now I see the guy had enough problems in his life w/o me trolling him . . . .I don't know whether to apologize to him or let sleeping dogs lie.

At 60 he has never been married or probably even had a girlfriend because he's so ugly.
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Cumming inside this bitch named jasmine
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>>701885469
I regret telling my best friend (through body language) not to stick his cock in my ass when we were young

I regret never bringing it up again with him all these years later
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>>701900359
fucking kek aaaand THAT is why I am no longer attracted to fatties/chubbies. They for some reason have this thing for NOT whipping there asses.
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>>701900034
>what happened with cumming?
In what way?
>you like being raped now?
Yes. Fucjed me up sexually.
>were you a virgin when it happened?
No but very inexperienced

>>701900076
>What type? Hitting? Biting? Role playing? Describe what really gets you going.

Rape, name calling, spitting, choking, painal, facefucking, having my face shoved in a toilet while I'm fucked from behind...
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>>701885469
Everything.
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>>701885469
Studying bullshit in school and just kind of expecting things to work out.

Spending 6 years with this bitch when I knew it was never going to work out but being too lazy to find someone else to blow me.
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>>701892644
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sometimes I regret have convinced my girlfriend by then to abort my first would-be son back in 2007.... I was making good money didn't have in mind settle down at 24 and honestly I wasn't that much in love with her so I talked her into it.....when she had 6 months....I love driving my mustang though and fucking girls I pick up at bars
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Going on /b/
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>>701886702
Yes it can. Everything posted here is a work of fiction. No one will believe you. We routinely have threads about dudes claiming to kill people or fuck kids. What can you have done worse than that?
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>>701885469
Being to drugged up to have a proper sex life with my wife in our twenties. Recently finding out that she had an amazing amount of sexual fun without me with my friends and their girlfriends many times while i was busy getting high. Fml
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>>701899860
fuck face there were no cameras and 3 people plus a whole corp against me. i kept saying i didnt do nothing, there was no evidence on me and the only reason why they took me down as well is because the state i am in considered it a planned out crime and grouped us all together. it was either we all go to jail for 5-10 years or we pay our own fines. the trial was for all of us together they could not seperate us. i was literally fucked. the state fucked me, those kids fucked me and the corp fucked us all.

while i paid 10k, 2 kids payed 40k each and the other kid as well paid 10k.

my lawyer was great but since the place was an absolute shit show ( had no manager for years which is when these kids started stealing shit) everything went to hell. once again no cameras nothing at all. my word against them.
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>>701900815
deep
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>>701885469
My biggest regret? Fucking that fat black chick. Still makes me queasy,
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>>701892644
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>>701900487
Just let it rest, bruh.

Best case scenario : He thanks you, and resumes his life of being a retarded mutant potato.

Worst case scenario : He bursts into a pile of treats and tries to become your best friend and goes for your dick, etc.

Retarded potato people can always make shit worse for you, always. He probably just weathered your abuse like raindrops in the storm of abuse that is his life and doesn't remember you specifically.
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My biggest regret is that you have not killed yourself yet
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getting hooked on dope and pills at 18. fucked most of college up for me and now im 26 in community college getting my GPA up
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>>701899670
There was this girl named Savannah. She was the first girl who understood me, and liked me.

We were super into each other...we sexted many times.

The only problem was, I'm really socially awkward and I could never make a move in person no matter how hard I tried or wanted to.

So, understandingly she thought I didn't like her, even though I said I did, and she looked for other relationships.

I had a feeling that was gonna happen, but I went through it, setting myself up for failure. I'm a fuck up, haven't been in a relationship since.
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> Caring what anyone thought of me and letting that control my actions -- not only did they not think ill of me, they weren't thinking of me at all
> Not working on my personality and developing social anxiety
> Not getting on Paxil sooner once I developed social anxiety
> Quit lifting (I was damn good)
> Jerking off so hard and so fast that when I get pussy it feels like I'm fucking a bucket of warm water
> Thinking eating big was cool & manly . . . it's stupid and makes you a fat NOWFAG (no one with fat guy)
> waiting until tomorrow
> Not studying . . . just showing up and punching the card
> Not behaving like the hero of my own story
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Becoming a weeaboo.
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>>701900110
Yeah thanks, everyday I feel on mental breakdown thats why im tripping for shit that isnt that important, but i cant control myself
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>>701885469
not ending my last relationship 3 months earlier
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Going to a shit university.

Anyone feel this?
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>>701900875
And finding out that my wife has fucked more chicks than i have....
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>>701885469
Not getting laid in highschool.
I'm not feeling too bad about it.
Could've ended up like that one chick at my school that hung herself behind the library right before I started school.
Or like this one guy I knew that huffed so much AXE he couldn't do basic math.
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>>701901396
but those dolls are cool.
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Hung out with an ex, got drunk, 'one thing led to another', didn't punch him when he wouldn't take no for an answer, let it happen, was acting weird afterwards around my SO, he point blank asked me if something had happened, I told the truth, we broke up, he was the one. Fast forward to several months later, I broke down and begged him to reconsider. He's happily with someone else.
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>>701891367
>Personality/adjustment disorder + having a civilian history of psych visits and clinical depression. Washed out of Air Force Basic first, then Army AIT a year and a half later.

Are that roody poo who wants to be 7 of 9?

Srsly, /b/ro move to Thailand, get the chop and work as a tranny hooker in a 7 of 9 costume and leave the semi-normals around her alone.
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Being born a male
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>>701901537
Meh, in Canada all our universities are pretty much the same minus the few prestige ones.
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>>701901537
let me guess you paid a lot to a shity university to get your degree in transgender studies adn expected to work out? lulz
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>>701900643
did you become a fattie because of low self esteem?
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>>701901496
why?
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collecting games.

pic related , how many games i have for all my systems. (actuslly 620)
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>>701901639
So you were a dumb whore who got drunk with her ex and are surprised your man left you? You should probably kill yourself.
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>>701901619
THEY'RE NOT DOLLS, THEY'RE FIGURINES!!
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>>701901751
No. I went to a non target and majored in economics.

No one serious wants to hire a non target.
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>>701901537
in yurp they're all shit universities.
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>>701885469
Coming here
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>>701901689
Yes, I am that roody poo. No, I don't want a transition, though I would move to Thailand for other reasons.
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>>701901870
Did I say I was surprised? This thread is for biggest regrets, this qualifies
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>>701901776
No actually
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>>701885788
That all depends on how physics works.
If there's a chance component, like if quantum indeterminacy is literally a random phenomena, then the odds could literally have been 1:infinity.
If there isn't, then you were destined to be born, there was never a question of it not happening.
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>>701901871
still cool tho

how much do they cost?

whats the most expensive one?

which ones your fav?

do you have a waifu pillow? i kinda want one.

serious questions btw.
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>>701885469
Pam
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Not treating my ex-girlfriend better when we were dating
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>>701902105
I feel this.
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Cumming inside of her
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>>701885469
Not fucking more chicks while I had the chance. Was pretty good looking in HS and college... and didn't take advantage of that. Didn't lose virginity til 18.... and fucked only 4-5 girls after that. Married and 42 now.... and would give anything to fuck the daylights out of some twenty-something now. I'm actually still in really good shape... so some days it's tempting.
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>>701902063
I won most of them from the arcades in Akihabara. Actually, all of them; I only 'bought' Famicom games.
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>>701902236
Yeah, man. I woke up today after a bad dream about it. I still can't stop thinking about it.
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Having sex with my brother.

The sex itself was hot, but it really fucked up our relationship.
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ruining a truck at one of my past jobs. cost the company thousands and they eventually went under.

still cringe just thinking about it, and it was years ago.
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>>701901719
I feel ya
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>>701902034
how do you masturbate? what do you use? how do you simulate the abuse that makes you cum?
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>>701902282
At 42 in good shape do you feel you still have a chance at fucking girls in their 20s?
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>>701901197

Sound advice . . . I trolled him anonymously, but don't want to dredge up unpleasant memories for the poor guy.

BTW, Noonan's doesn't cause retardation like Downs, but it does drop IQ by about 15 points (equivalent to the average 14 yr old)
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Spending over 20 grand on hookers. I could really use that money now. To get more hookers.
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>>701901818
cheated on me twice and i thought it'd be a good idea to stay with her and try to work through it
made me more depressed than i was before and ultimately ruined my trust with everyone
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>>701902318
thats pretty cool. i take it you live in japan? think its worth me learning japanese to play a few import games i have? since i cant understand it i have been taking pics of the text and translating it through google...
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>>701902409
tell us more pls.
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>>701902409
Guy or girl?
Story.
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Sucking my dad's dick. Seriously.
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>>701902716
I went there for a few days' vacation in 2010. I went back last year on my way from Korea (which is where I went for a week's vacation).
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>>701902891
Guy or girl?
Story.
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>>701902516
>ruining a truck
How?
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>>701894995
Let that "fuck off" sear a place in your brain. She will do it again if you take her back... not to mention the nigger baby (another man's) that yo7d be taking care of.
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>>701901537
>Going to a shit university.

I almost had that.

Short version is got raped by parents into going to clown college.

Was deeply depressed & popping SSRIs when I just said fuck it and transferred to a semi-prestigious school.

Left me DEEP in debt, but at least I'm proud of my alma mater and myself.

(plus have good job now to pay for it)
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>>701902318
ever use japanese teen call girls?
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>>701886452
>15 yr old
> sis 3
>made her suck my dick and cum in her mouth
>5 times a day
> for about a year

>still feel guilty but worth it
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>>701902705
work your internal world man, learn to love yourself, so when this shit happens do not not fuck you over
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>>701903101
No. Actually, was about to use a maid cafe, but chickened out after a few seconds of being in the place.

That's ANOTHER regret of mine.
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>>701895610
Shit, 30s are great. You dun goofd, now go fix it.
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>>701902536
Tbh I just use fingers/dildos, and memories/fantasies. I sometimes talk dirty about how worthless I am or anal myself without enough lube, though.
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>>701885469
Truthfully, coming here back when I was 14, and enjoying it. Fucked me up.
Now I am pedo, find traps cute but still mentally ill, and haven't had sex with anything other than my couch.
Now I can't leave, you guys are my only hold on social interaction
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>>701902813
Obviously a guy let's be honest
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>>701901977
>I would move to Thailand for other reasons.

Well I'm sure there is a market for cross-dressers in 7 of 9 costumes too.

Why would you move to Thailand?

BTW, you have the same condition as Bruce Jenner --- he is not "female brained". You're just an extreme fetish called autogynephilia where it's arousing to you to think of being a woman.
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>>701903273
get off this thread right now and go fuck a japanese hooker. Its like only the easiest thing to do in tokyo.
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>>701903022
filled it with diesel fuel. it was a gasoline engine.
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>>701903505
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>>701885571
Still time to live your dream faggot
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>>701903548
>Why?
To leave this country behind and never return. I don't care if I have to live in a grass hut eating silk worms for the rest of my life; I never want to come back here.
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>>701903413
show me your dildos.
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>>701902545
I didn't say they had to be super-model material....
But yea, you're probably right. Imma go an hero now...
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>>701903613
I'm non longer in Japan, and I have no interest in sex/3D women.
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>>701902988
>guy
>boring story
>was 20
>got drunk as fuck with dad
>watched porn
>dicks out
>sucked it
>never spoke of it after that night

We don't act weird around each other. We just pretend like it never happened.
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>>701903866
danm, you caught the otaku.
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>>701886378
>>701888385
>alpha
how IS high school nowadays?
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>>701904028
yeah, nothing weird about that.
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>>701904078
>it's terminal
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>33
>meet cute 22 yo on CL
>9/10 face; 5/10 body
>seems innocent, but in reality is a depraved slut
>something about her turns me into an animal in bed
>treat her like a filthy whore; use her mouth like a fuck toy & rail her like a porn star
>get into a routine where she comes over & begs me to fuck her in the ass
>ass is tight as fuck
>has a guy friend who likes to "watch"
>holy shit I'm now a bull
>working up to cucking her friend in the near future
>accidentally call her Christine instead of Kristen
>loses her shit & never see her again
>never reach my potential as an alpha bull
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>>701904028
Oh shit. You win.
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>>701894470
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>>701885469
turning down losing my virginity from the class whore in middle school. that one decision fucked up my perceptions about sex for years.
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>>701885469
Letting me take money my bf was offering he would always ask if I needed money. Funny story he never Fucked me he only blew me
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>>701885469
I found a dildo in a campsite on the ground while camping and stuck it up my ass all night
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>>701885923
i came in a lady from CL once. never seen her since.
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>>701904434
how old are you and are you still virgin?
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>>701904187
I thought my other dad would find out and lose his shit. Luckily, he didn't and everything has be good.
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>>701888385
Well... she's not going to suddenly "come around" if that's what you're thinking. She'll find some guy eventually... and you're going to be plenty fucked up about it. Good luck.
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>>701904521
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>>701904649
turned 21 a couple weeks ago. no longer a virgin but that was shortly after turning 18.
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>>701904661
>other dad
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>>701903768
lolno
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Got talked up by a guy outside a bar, went to his place, had some drinks, had a really good time, probably would have put out willingly. Got roofied, woke up in different clothes, staggered to his bathroom, puked, passed out standing, cutting my neck open on some shitty wire shelves he had next to his toilet

Dude wouldn't even call me a cab

Finally get home, puking all day unable to keep anything down except room temperature water

Just glad I didn't catch anything
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I force fucked my step sister.
She hasn't spoken to me in two years outside hello at family functions.
Since you all are going to ask
>I'm 24 and she's 17.
>She's unemployed, not going to college or anything, nothing going for her at all, just stays at home and smokes pot all day
>One night she's home alone in the summer and wants a ride to a pool party
>She's wearing a bikini in prep to go
>Asks me cause no one is around
>Ask what she'll give me to take her, since I'm not a fucking taxi
>Offers me some jelly beans, fucking seriously
>Tell her I want something else
>She asks "what?"
>Rip off her bikini bottoms and push her down on the couch
>Grab her tits and hold her down as I slide my fingers in her
>She fights back, "what are you doing!? Stop!"
>She's super tiny so it's not hard to hold her down and her struggling just moves my fingers more in her.
>Tiny moan from her after some intense struggling
>Pull out cock and put it in her
>Pin her arms behind her head and just fuck her as hard as I can calling her a worthless little slut, etc etc
> She keeps yelling for me to stop, it's not right, she doesn't want this
>Get close, tell her I'm gonna blow it in her
>Her eyes go wider than anything I've ever seen screaming, "No don't, stop, no!"
>Cum harder than I ever had in her tight pussy
She lays there looking stunned and torn between pissed off and terrified.
>Throw her a towel from the bathroom, "clean yourself up if you want to go"
>Drive her to pool party, go and get pizza after
She never told anyone. I regret how it must've fucked her up but she was the tightest, pinkest pussy I've ever seen.
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>>701905046
Don't say no to me you dirty slut. Show me what you shove in your greasy hole.
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