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feminine penis thread
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>>701885415
New thread, woot
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my butt gets gendered female everytime
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Masturbating in panties?
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>>701885415
i'd spend hours just eating that ass
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>>701885763
I feel ya on that
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We need more op
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>>701885912
so you think i have a #cool butt??

>>701885958
hey, that's quite the butt. how do you get it to be so round?

>>701886039
ok
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Any French traps ? I want a taste
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so where is that sexy boy on the west coast? i wish i could find someone over here near nc. my fat cock aches for a fem ass while my big hands play
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>>701886075
the perfect ass.
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>>701886075
Mostly genetics. Lol, but eating rice and stuff like that helps
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>>701886274
only our lord & savior jesus christ had the perfect ass.

>>701886381
you on hrt?
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>>701885415
Mental disorder thread*
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>>701885415
>tfw will never be white and have a shiny pink butthole
i hate this ;__;
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>>701886469
Friday will be the second week down ^~^
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>>701885958
I'll bet you do. That is a fantastic ass. Well done.
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>>701886791
Cute! Moar? This got me hard
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>>701886809

You have such a cute face I wanna kiss at it. ^^
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You can tell its the US time to rock /b.

First 5 threads were cock related. Faggots.
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>>701886809
Last post, haha, take easy everyone
>>701886906
Why thank ye ;-)
>>701886930
Oh thanks ^~^
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>>701886791
what race are you?
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>>701886791
if that's you, you are insanely cute. i wouldn't worry about skin color or anything fam

>>701886809
oh shit, congrats!! in my opininon you already pass, lucky you.. i really want to start hrt soon, how long did you have to wait to get your hands on some girl pills?
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>>701886809
I'm sorry to say this, but I would spend hours kissing those perfect lips :)
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>>701887189
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>>701887189
Got em the day I saw doc, so like... A week of waiting for appointment. Fair tidings to you darlin, I wish you luck
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>>701887162
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>>701887162
nigger
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>>701887321
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>>701887189
Please :3 let me have your perfect body.
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>>701887323
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>>701887464
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>>701885415
Thats just a dude in socks
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Would b fuck me?
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>>701887548
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>>701887551
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>>701887464
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>>701887129
Come on more ass pics. I can't believe it's so smooth. All the skin is. I request more ass.
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>>701887559
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>>701887579
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>>701887551
did i say it wasn't??
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>>701887622
Ke
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>>701887626
thanx i moisturize
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>>701887626
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>>701886791
big fan of your stuff if this is actually you
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>>701887129

Take care! See you another time perhaps.
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>>701887766
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>>701887730
So do it but it's not that good. Not a trap though. Got anymore legs or ass pics?
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>>701886911
sure hun was thinking about taking new pics tonight anyways
>>701887162
mixed but mostly french/asian
>>701887189
aww thanks <3 i really dig those socks qt
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>>701887707
Why are you doing this?
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>>701887559
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>>701887842
Off to an hero/suicide?

Remember trapfahs.

Livestream your death. Its the ultimate in attention whoring
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>>701887845
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>>701886791
Fellow trap here and I am desparately jealous of how cute your ass is.
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>>701887982
>mixed but mostly french/asian
you mean mostly nigger you shitskin
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>>701888060
Not as sexy or smooth.
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>>701887162
mutant
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>>701888107
thanks heres more
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>>701888143
Dude, just die already
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>>701888017
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>>701887982
Legit diamonds, keep posting, I wanna cum
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>>701888223
here's me tied up hehe
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>>701888107
6. Suffocation

How it's Done: You've decided that your life is in disarray and you can no longer stand the pressure. One way to end it all is to encase your head in a plastic bag and asphyxiate yourself. Or, if you're really ready to go, nitrogen or helium directly inhaled is useful.
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>>701887982
you think you could hit me up with a link to your undies and dress thing? i want @_@
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>>701888176
5. Carbon Monoxide Inhalation

How it's Done: It's all so difficult and the full weight of the world is seemingly square upon your shoulders. You've decided to go to the great beyond and you are going to lock yourself in a car, in a closed garage with the engine running and go to sleep. Or, if you have any appliance that puts of CO, that'll do.
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>>701888187
3. Hanging

How it's Done: It's all over. Nothing in life seems to make it worth living any more. You can acquire a length of rope and construct yourself a noose, which is, by the way, considered a deadly weapon if tied correctly. Once built, wrap one end securely around something high: a rafter or a ceiling fan, and leap, head fastened within the loop, from a chair. Or, if you're short of rope, anything strong enough to support your weight from your neck can be employed.
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>>701888359
i hear asphyxia by plastic bag is extremely painful, while helium is one of the most painless ways to go.
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>>701888210
2. Drug / Alcohol Overdose

How it's Done: The pressure and stress of daily routines has beaten you down for the final time. Within your medicine cabinet lies the answer to your extermination: prescription and over-the-counter meds. A huge mouthful can do you right in. Or, to speed along the process, couple your target pills with a few swigs of alcohol. Many of our favorite musicians have chosen this route. Even alcohol alone, in extreme excess can kill you.
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>>701888589
you're a big guy
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>>701888589
I WANT YOU <3 <3
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>>701888292
1. Gun Shot

How it's Done: One of the most often achieved forms of suicide is by gun shot. Generally a head shot is desired since its results are 99 percent effective, however a chest shot can be equally as devastating.
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>>701888292
Dont lie, that's a girl.
Also which deranged degenerate likes this tit-binding shit? The tits look like fucking dicktips in this pic and completely ruin the girl.
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>>701888415
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>>701888589
Do it
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>>701888767
i am a girl tehe
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>>701888681
7. Jumping

How it's Done: Pondering the emptiness in one's life can be a painful experience. Yet, when it all seems so overwhelming, you might decide to plummet from a significant height to your own death. Leaping from a building to the pavement below is quite lethal, and popular. However, romantics may choose to use a cliff over jagged rocks. Or bridges.
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>>701888927
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Gimme all them 8s
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>>701888844
push me over the edge please
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>>701888415
https://www.amazon.com/Buengna-Balloon-Time-Helium-Tank/dp/B0078UDR2S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1472603503&sr=8-1&keywords=helium+tank
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>>701888767
8. Exsanguination

How it's Done: Frequently the most obvious way to rapidly harm one's self yet pass on relatively slowly, is to slit the wrists or the carotid, radial, ulnar, or femoral artery. Using a sharp implement is the easiest way to go. Razors or knives are popular. Contrary to popular belief, the effective method for this is not to cross the wrist, but to draw the blade up the forearm (as is evident in the photograph above). This is the same way Japanese perform Jigai (women) and Seppuku (men), although their's is often for more spiritual purposes.
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>>701888920
6. Suffocation

How it's Done: You've decided that your life is in disarray and you can no longer stand the pressure. One way to end it all is to encase your head in a plastic bag and asphyxiate yourself. Or, if you're really ready to go, nitrogen or helium directly inhaled is useful.
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>>701888920
Hey, I've jerked off to her before several times.
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>>701888972
4. Poisoning

How it's Done: Romeo and Juliet had it down when, once seeing the other presumably dead, the other fatally poisons himself. Taking a substance internally not meant to be done so can be considered poisoning: cleaners, industrial fluids, diazepam, cyanide, and the like.
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>>701889171
9. Electric Shock

How it's Done: Sometimes the thought of continuing to live in a world inundated with problems and insurmountable issues results on one wanting to die by electric shock. Something as simple as jamming a utensil in a wall outlet, to the more notable dunking an appliance in an occupied bathtub, can result in death by electric shock.

Results From Failure: Deep burns from 500-1000 volts, ventricular fibrillation at 110-220 volts, and severe neurological damage.
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>>701889035
3. Hanging

How it's Done: It's all over. Nothing in life seems to make it worth living any more. You can acquire a length of rope and construct yourself a noose, which is, by the way, considered a deadly weapon if tied correctly. Once built, wrap one end securely around something high: a rafter or a ceiling fan, and leap, head fastened within the loop, from a chair. Or, if you're short of rope, anything strong enough to support your weight from your neck can be employed.
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>>701887707
You make want to buy a butt plug.
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>>701889248
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>>701885415
Totally not gay in the slightest. But would rim, fuck, and cum all over that ass
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>>701886677
What went wrong with cassie brooks
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>>701889846
suicide
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>>701889015
I'm so sick of seeing this. You've posted it way too much over the past few days, please take a break. We're burnt out on your constant reposts all day long.
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>>701889870
suicide is painless
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>>701890110
i keep being reborn
how do i fix this???
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>>701889984
Jumping into a live volcano.

Beginning in the 1930s and ending in the 1950s, an estimated one thousand or more Japanese people willingly jumped to their demise into the searing lava of Mount Mihara, a popular tourist destination.
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>>701890208
Jumping into a steamroller’s path.

In 1877, Englishman George Perks loudly proclaimed “Where that will go, I will follow” before hurling himself in front of a steamroller’s path, upon which he was squashed flatter than a bloody pancake.
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>>701890263
you should do the same
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>feminine
>penis
Pick one faggot
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>>701890263
Self-decapitation via rope and automobile.

In 2008, as part of a cockamamie scheme to wreak revenge against a much younger wife who’d dumped him, British businessman George Mellin tied one end of a rope to a tree and the other end around his neck. He then hopped into his sports car and floored it, ripping off his own head to the horror of onlookers.
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>>701890263
Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Suicide Forest or Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that is located at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with "yūrei" or angry ghosts of the dead in Japanese mythology, and it is a notoriously common suicide site (in which 54 took place in 2010).
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>>701890355
suicide is the trapfag presciption
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>>701885415
AWWW YEAAAAH

FEMININE PENIS TIEM
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>>701890488
Shoving a red-hot poker down your throat.

In a Leeds, England, hotel lobby on December 23, 1856, George Barker placed an iron poker into the fireplace, allowed it to glow red-hot, and then rammed it down his throat, charcoal-grilling himself from the inside-out.
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>>701890690
. Lighting a stick of dynamite and placing it under your hat.

One April day in 1922, Felix Bourg of Tiranges, France, lit a stick of dynamite, placed it under his hat, and took a few steps before his head was blown clean off his shoulders.
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>>701890780
Self-decapitation via a time-released guillotine.

Thirty-six-year-old English businessman Boyd Taylor reportedly spent three months constructing an eight-foot-high guillotine fitted with an electric jigsaw. One night in 2003, he swallowed a handful of pills, laid himself down in bed, flipped on the device, and drifted off to sleep before his self-cessation machine tore his head off his neck.
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>>701890865
Gassing yourself via an elaborate timed device.

In 1929, a frustrated Austrian inventor named Carl Czerny fashioned a device wherein a piece of string was tied to a revolving wheel on one end and a cork on the other end. He turned on the device and went to sleep. As was his plan, the cork was eventually pulled out of his apartment’s gas piping, at which point the room filled with lethal fumes and killed the sleeping inventor. Unfortunately for Czerny, his last invention was his most successful one.
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>>701890865
>>701890780
>>701890690
>>701890488
>>701890456
>>701890333
>>701890263
You've spent a lot of time researching this

Are you OK, anon?
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>>701886791
Butt it looks fine
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>>701891080
no im gay and want to fuck dudes dressed like girls
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>>701891080
Puncturing your heart with an electric drill.

In 1987, an elderly man in Chichester, England, named Joey Boothroyde took a power drill and ripped a fatal hole straight into his heart.
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>>701887707
I need these thigh high socks
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>>701891350
Shooting yourself in the head with a nail gun.

Londoner Raymond Farrell—let’s pause a minute and give props to the suicidal creativity of the depressed inhabitants of the British Isles—fatally shot himself in the head with a nail gun in August, 1992.
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>>701889957
how is that wrong? seems like a blessing to me
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>>701891393
Hammering two nails into your head.

In May, 1987, D. R. Widdison—yet another UK resident who couldn’t be satisfied just gulping down a handful of pills or jumping off a bridge—ended his life amid this vale of tears by hammering two five-inch nails into his dome.
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>>701891449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHHi790ldE
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>>701888052
moar
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>>701888217
exactly
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>>701891526
Helium is the method that is most unanimously favoured by the four main self-deliverance organisations worldwide. It requires a little preparation but is straightforward and painless. Important: this page is now several years old. For our updated information on helium please see more recent blogs, for instance here and here. This especially important for persons living in North & South America and in Australia.
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>>701891564
Plastic bags and sleeping tablets. Before the days of helium and hydrogen sulphide suicides, this is the suicide option that most people will remember from the newspaper accounts.
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>>701891558
The other method – that you will have read about in the newspapers and on this website – is mixing household chemicals to produce hydrogen sulphide.
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>>701892058
Hi
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>>701892058
Carbon Monoxide Inhalation

Carbon monoxide is one of the most highly toxic gasses, which can cause some serious health problems or even death pretty easily. It is dangerous because it does not have any odor taste or color and it is not even noticeable during the initial stage, which is why a person moves closer to death and does not even realize it. When carbon monoxide enters the body it mixes with hemoglobin, which eventually forms carboxyhemoglobin. When it is formed it stops the oxygen and hemoglobin from binding with each other resulting in hypoxia. This brings down the capacity of blood to carry oxygen a great deal.
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>>701892136
Howdy!

>>701892204
kek
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>>701892188
Sleeping Pills

Taking sleeping pills or poison is one of the common ways of committing suicide. It is considered to be one of the easiest and quickest ways to die. Some of most common poisons include drug overdose, pesticides and hydrogen cyanide.

Poison is pretty famous for killing people in a very short span of time. Sleeping pills are also easily available in the market to help the elderly sleep well but its overdose can easily kill anyone.
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Skeleton god
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>>701892423
It's an ex-trapfag it has ceased to be
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niggers niggers niggers
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>>701892547
an anthropology major eh?
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trapsss
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>>701892188
hahahah

>>701892362
thats one nasty dick
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>>701892547
Trapfags consider this...

Drowning

Drowning is also considered one of the top ways to die quickly. It does not take too long for a person to get suffocated under water. It can take a few seconds or minutes to lose consciousness before the water fills the lungs completely. Most of the people have committed a suicide simply by throwing themselves off the bridge into a deep river or sea.
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>>701892710
It's a feminine dick, that's how it goes
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skel
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>>701892875
whatever you have to tell yourself
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>>701892794
Holy fuck source?
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spookcsasgjvn
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>>701892794
Hanging

Hanging is a way that is used by many countries around the world to kill those who are given a death penalty. It is considered one of the quickest and easiest ways to kill someone. It is an extremely common way of suicide. When the person is choked it only takes about 5 to 10 seconds for them to lose consciousness before they die.
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>>701892944
Shooting in the Head or Heart

Although it may seem very painful, but shooting right at the heart or in the head may cause an instant death and the person might not even feel the pain, even if he or she does it may last only for a few seconds. It is simply because brain controls all the functions in the body and when somebody is shot in the head, it suddenly stop functioning resulting in a painless and a sudden death. Getting shot in the heart causes it to stop functioning right away, which also results in an instant death. It is therefore at the top on the list of .
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gas all traps
gender war now
biology book did nothing wrong
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f off fags reeeeeeeeee
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>>701893188
Methods: Poisons

POISON [1] makes most of these points:
* Most drugs cause vomiting. To help stop this, take one or two
anti- histamine tablets (travel sickness, allergy, hayfever
tablets etc) about an hour before, on a fairly empty stomach.
* If the drugs are in tablet form, take the first 20% as they are,
and the rest crushed and dissolved / mixed in with strong alcohol
/ food. This helps the drugs to hit at the same time.
* Alcohol helps dissolve the drugs. Don't drink any beforehand, but
wash the tablets down with vodka or similar, and then drink
afterwards while you're still conscious.
* Use a large airtight plastic bag over your head, + something
around your neck to hold it on. This transforms a 90% certainty
method into a 99%...
* Friday night is a good time if you life alone - nobody will miss
you until Monday if you work. Bolt all the doors you can. Say
you'll be out over the weekend visiting someone, so people don't
expect a reply to telephone.
* Some painkillers etc have less effect if you use them normally
(tolerance).
* In general, you need to stay away from medical help until you
actually die, but there are exceptions to this (that have been
pointed out in the text).
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>>701893513

Aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid)

* Dosage: 20-30+ grammes (too many cause vomitting)
* Time: hours to days, variable
* Available: easy to get hold of (get soluble ones, & dissolve them)
* Certainty: unreliable
* Notes: Not recommended, fatal dose varies wildly, could cause
liver & kidney damage instead of death. OD causes strange noises
in your ears (like a video arcade) & projectile vomiting after
about 10 hours. Medical help generally effective, so stay out of
hospital for a couple of days. May cause bleeding in your
stomach/upper intestines. Take with sodium bicarbinate (eg,
bicarb. of soda), which speeds up the absorption (sp?)
significantly. Take 1 or 2 antihistamine tablets.
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>>701893572
Alcohol (spirits preferably, your choice)

* Dosage: 1/2 litre vodka?, similar. Varies from person to person.
* Time: about 8 hours
* Available: good
* Certainty: unreliable
* Notes: will cause liver and kidney damage if 'rescued' before
death. Drink it all at the same time, quickly as possible. Dosage
is questionable, I don't have any figures. Taking the spirits as
an enema is supposed to be a very quick way of absorbing alcohol,
but a less unpleasant way is to inject it. The dosage it takes to
kill you depends on whether you drink normally, the state of your
liver, whether you pass out on your back or not.
* [3]: "The fatal dose of pure alcohol in an average adult is
300-400 mL (750-1000 mL of 40% alcohol) if consumed in less than
one hour.
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resist the "nwo" (((they))) will pay for all this propaganda
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>>701893688

Petrol (in lungs/injected)

* Dosage: "A Thimble-full" -20 ml?
* Time: Seconds/minutes
* Available: Common
* Certainty: I'm not sure of the dosage, but fairly certain if
correct
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>>701885958
>>701886599
>>701886791
How do you guys feel about big black cock?

Kik: CurvesB
If you guys want to be treated like the slutty cumdumpsters you are
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>>701893730
Malathion (insecticide) (entry revised by Calle)

* Dosage: A few bottles, at least
* Time: 2 to 3 hours
* Available: From a large garden centre or DIY shop
* Certainty: not so good
* Notes: A correspondent mentions that the LD50 of this stuff is 1
g/kg in rats, and adds that there is not nearly that much in a
bottle. He also mentions that it is treatable. Instead of this, he
recommends parathion, if you really want to use an insecticide.
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>>701893620
>>701893685
>>701893526
trap lover fag
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>>701893811
Nope
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>>701893730
We will make them pay!
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>>701893811
Potassium Chloride (injected in solution) / KCl

* Dosage: not known (try 20cc injection of strong solution)
* Time: Seconds to minutes
* Available: Widely available
* Certainty: Certain given correct dosage
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>>701893811
How do you feel about big nylon ropes?

Cheap off amazon or your local hardware store.
If you want to commit suicide like your ancestors and be lynched like the nigger you are.
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Do ugly crossdressers just crave all the attention they can get?
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>>701893902
Trapfag medical centre

Nitrogen gas (or other inert gas)

* Dosage: Several litres uncompressed is minimum
* Time: Minutes
* Available: Try plumber, or welding supplies company
* Certainty: Certain
* Notes: This is really a form of asphyxiation, (see later), but is
particularly good since you don't experience the lack of oxygen
(what people really experience is the EXCESS of carbon dioxide).
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>>701894007
yes
validation
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>>701894007
Traps are just seeking medical advise

Carbon Monoxide (CO)

* Dosage: 5% concentration or so?
* Time: Minutes to hours depending on concentration
* Available: You get it out of a car exhaust, you used to be able to
use "town gas" (eg, stick your head in the cooker) but this is no
longer available
* Certainty: Fairly certain
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>>701893811
your kind made this thread, backstabbing piece of shit
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>>701885415
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>>701886791
I think your ass is just amazing.
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>>701894121
Trapfag newsflash

Chloroform

* Dosage: not known, just put a splash onto a rag
* Time: several minutes probably
* Available: not known
* Certainty: good
* Notes: If you tape the rag over your mouth so that you get knocked
out, you should die as you continue getting the stuff into your
lungs.
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>>701894121
>>701893902
Heil Hitler!
The Zionist propaganda has gotten to many people but we will be the ones who shine the light into the future!
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>feminine
>penis
top kek
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>>701894024
you are the trap lover, you are not the doctor, you are an afflicted, use one of the methods you wrote, fag
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>>701894213
Trap removal time
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>>701894251
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>>701894332
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>>701894359
I agree this is faggot shit. Trump will eliminate this behavior
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>>701894332
Heil Hitler!
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>>701894477
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>>701894493
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>>701894477
Hell yeah!
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>>701894536
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>>701894693
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>>701894746
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>>701894791
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>>701894897
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>>701894936
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>>701894985
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>>701895038
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>>701893994
Top kek.
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Any qt traps in 719?
M/bi/22
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>>701893572
Look like Krizz Kaliko, which is fuckin awesome
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>>701894985

Inspect the trap, and if there is a cleanout nut located on the lowest part of the inverted "P," unscrew it with a pair of adjustable pliers. Let the water drain into the bucket. If you're looking for something that fell down the drain, it may also drop into the bucket.


3

Unscrew the nuts holding a plastic P-trap by hand, gripping the trap firmly with one hand and rotating each nut counterclockwise. You must unscrew two nuts to remove the trap. One holds the trap to the tailpiece, the small length of pipe extending down from the sink, and the other holds the trap to the drain line.


4

Put on a rubber glove to increase the friction between your hand and the nut if you find it hard to turn. If it still won't turn, unscrew it with adjustable pliers. You'll almost certainly need the pliers to disassemble a metal P-trap, which is usually too corroded to turn by hand.


5

Open the pliers wide enough to fit around the nut and orient them so the teeth are slanted in the direction you want to turn. Wrap a rag around the nut to protect it before you grip it with the pliers. This is especially important if you're removing a trap from a wall-hung sink. Any marks you make on it with the pliers will be visible.


6

Remove the trap by sliding the nuts out of the way and pulling down on the section of the trap that connects to the tailpiece. If the trap is still full, place the bucket is under the trap opening before you do this. Once that end of the trap is free, the other end should pull easily away from the drainpipe.
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>>701893902
HEIL HITLER!!
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>>701892566
Double Points
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>>701895154
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>>701895245
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>>701895287
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>>701892794
I'll have what she's having
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>>701895336
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>>701895207
fuck off, go pick up some cotton or eat popeyes
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>>701895407
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>>701895407
faggot
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>>701895463
>>
gg
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AIDS Thread status: terminated.
Good job lads.
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JUMPING OFF BRIDGES (slice and dice with piano wire)
* Time: 9.87 ms-2; 4 to 10 meters; calculate it yourself!
* Available: Rope, pianowire and a high bridge.
* Certainty: Fairly certain
* Notes: Never been tried. Can also be used with a fairly high
building, but then the art-motive will disappear.
* Cut the rope and wire in various lengths. Each length must not be
longer than the height of the bridge. Tie one end of the ropes and
wires to the bridge Tie the other part of the ropes to different
bodyparts like thigh, calves, torso etc. Then tie the pianowires
around your joints. (Don't forget your genitals..) When you jump
various parts of you body are whipped away by the pianowire
nooses, and your bits are held up by the ropes swaying in the
breeze. If you to this right you should end up with just your
torso hanging by it's neck above the sea, highway, ground. Do it
with friends, and call it art.
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>>701895795
nice one
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>>701888060
Fapped to the girl bottom right. Its like real life gyro. Got any most like that?
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>>701886809
Damn baby I would kiss you for hours.
Then I'd bang your boipussy hard af, that's fo sure.
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>>701896091
HEATSTROKE
* Time: 4 hours or more
* Available: Very hot day; no disturbance from neighbours etc
* Certainty: depends on the weather
* Notes: Basically, the point is to give yourself extreme
heatstroke. You should pass out after a few hours. Use some
aluminium foil to direct the sun's heat onto you, to speed up the
process a bit. Try to reduce the chance of being interuppted, take
off the phone etc. Obviously, start in the morning! Helps if the
outside temperature is >100F.
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>>701896551
CRUSHING
* Time: seconds to minutes, depends on car press
* Available: a car press.. any good junkyard
* Certainty: certain as long as you can't escape
* Notes: This is an elegantly simple one.. get into a car, in a car
press, and shortly afterwards be squashed to death as your body is
converted into a red pulp. It may be tricky getting the press to
trigger, but if you hide in the car someone may come along and
activate it. There are other ways of getting crushed, this just
happens to be the most effective I can think up on the spur of the
moment. Getting yourself run over by a fully loaded articulated
lorry is quite good. You should remember that people quite often
survive the actual crushing; they die when the weight is taken OFF
them.
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>>701896907
Are you writing these? Such dedication to the cause
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>>701893902

>hates anybody that isn't aryan white
>"look! i'm holding hands with a nigger! we're not racist!"

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