Waifu claiming thread.
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>>701880046
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Cirno claim!
Nice Feet claimed.
Miho claimed
Penny~
Nighty night thread, Imma go Jill off
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>>701884177
>>701884364
>>701884151
well thats your opinion do you know what its like to have most if not everyone agianst you and being told to kys constantly
>am I even the bad guy? think about that
My husbando
claimu
>>701884142
You should know best about psychopaths you are one
>>701883231
>>701884316
Lol, I actually added that to my PastaPaster, I'm not joking.
There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?
Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha
Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a 4chan pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.
I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in he morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother
You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.
She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"
You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be
(Takes about 40 seconds for the script to type it out, but whatever, lol XDddd)
>>701884458
Thats actually really fucking adorable
still here
..
>>701884142
i have tons of girls that are my friends.
Tons that I'm not atrracted to.
>>701884417
It's the opinion of anyone with a trace of sanity. You're complaining about something that you do too.
>>701884395
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>>701884514
so no one is going to tell me why its ok to tell someone to kill themselves?
Claimed.
>>701884829
Don't mind him, he's an autist that's never seen a girl without stalking them
>>701884570
it took me like 20 minutes to write out ;w;
>>701884869
its the internet.
>>701884583
That one is one of my favorites of her, it may not be halloween but it always fits well.
>>701884458
Halloween Cirno incoming
You guys here are pathetic as fahhhhhhhk
>>701884869
so no one is going to tell me why its ok to kill animals and stalk people?
>>701884869
It's just words, you have a brain to filter them out.
>>701884868
>>701885065
clearly you have not been to a fluffy abuse, diaper, or a pony thread.
>>701884997
You want a current version of the app?
I'll give you 2 options: YOU install AutoHotKey, and I'll send you the Script, or I'll compile it, but it CAN'T be edited, and I'll update it whenever I feel like it.
(it's also more annoying to check the replacements, because you need a separate file)
Which would you prefer?
>>701884829
I ask again why? arent they useless?
>>701884868
well making me feel like shit fixes-es that? it makes me hate and wnat to hurt people even more I would behead that shikki loser if I ever meat him
>>701884997
oh that makes it ok got ya
>>701885155
no they are words that are meant to be offensive towards me my brain dwells on them
>>701884544
Garrett-Chan Claimed
Garrett-chan claimed
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>>701885155
>>701885251
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>>701885327
You need to learn to shake off what people say on here.
>>701884732
Hey its my birthday meal!
Whered you get that. I was just leaving you bastard!
>>701885327
Kill them all Esdeath, kill them all
>>701885506
Qt.
>>701885251
This artist himself deserves a folder.
>>701885506
Howdy.
>>701885462
I use to have my branding as this, but it fucked up with Anniversary Update. I'm gonna try to wait for an update for Customizer God to come out.
Something in the dude's fucking program doesn't read the necessary file... (probably because Windows is a shit show on the code front)
Also, my fucking Taskbar Tweaker is still in Alpha for the new update... IDK When RammMichael will be done with the modifications. I really miss being able to mod my taskbar.
Fucking Windows is shit...
>>701885065
they're all the same, this is not better
>>701885780
>>701885800
What are cuties up to?
>>701885681
Haha
>>701885800
>Image
Kek
>>701885926
Just listening to some music, what about you cutie?
>>701885941
Hahahahaha
>>701885392
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>>701885311
>>701884997
Do you want a copy, and how do you want it?
>>701885850
You're fucking crazy for Cirno, aren't you anon?
>>701886071
HHAHHAHAHAAAHA
>>701886176
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>701885649
its just not that easy people say this like its an option I just cant I just cant stop it sticks with me I cant get it out of my head
>>701885681
I wish the world needs a kill all button
>>701885982
>>701886054
dont ignore me you arent better than me
>>701886343
>dont ignore me you arent better than me
I'm not even the one talking to you, it's Homura.
>>701886170
Sure am.
Did you see the post I claimed her with?
>>701884302
I wrote that homepage myself.
After I do a bit more of my consulting projects and also some of my website project, I'll continue on this.
Maybe one day, an AI Desktop Companion or something, too
>>701885327
Honestly do you really take anything said here seriously?
>>701886137
what does it do?
>>701885982
Not even my final form.
>>701885926
Getting my daily dose of new images and music.
>>701886343
>Don't ignore me you aren't better than me
(You)
>>701885327
Some of them are my exes some of them are cool people
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Mmmm tacos
>>701885941
Hello Saber
>>701886054
Working my way up to level 110 in World of Warcraft. Just got 106 a few minutes ago.
What are you listening to?
>>701886464
Hello Cirno
>>701886528
Are these ones you've been posting new ones? They're pretty funny.
What you listening to?
>>701886670
That doggo is evil pupper
>>701886343
imagine a nest of bees and someone comes and kicks it and all the bees are constantly buzzing in your head like an unstoppable sound you cant get rid of
>>701886433
oh
>>701886495
I take any offenses to me very seriously also that one guy said actually kys
>>701886545
I was fighting you and you stopped
You know the drill
>attempting Japanese because I have free time
Claiming Yuuki, home from card games club
>>701886343
>dont ignore me you arent better than me
>>701885123
>>701886464
Yea, I did see that. I still think Juri anon is more dedicated though.
>>701886343
You just need to learn that these things are not factual and just opinions.
>>701886767
I'm not saber
>>701886495
you type in a short line, and it spits out whatever you want.
At least what I'm offering you.
I've made very simple GUI applications with it, too.
AHK can be used to make games as well as just speed things up a bit on your computer.
What I'm offering you has YOUR new copypasta, as well as Navy Seal and Diamonds
So, for yours, I type in xfurfagx or xnicefeetx, and it spits out the whole thing. Just gotta sit back and let the machine type for you.
(don't click out of the textbox, though)
I've done everything from stupid small games to regular, helpful replacements (such as a custom autocorrect), to joke programs that crashed my friend's computer by opening 9001 command prompts and even a Rickroller that never lets you leave and closes your task manager, constantly refocusing the window to your media player
(I was a bit of an ass in highschool, lolol)
>>701886782
>I was fighting you and you stopped
Because arguing with you is insanity doing rhe same thing over again expecting thing to change. The truth is I can't make a fucking psycho change, find a good therapist and fix yourself
Claiming Felix
On my way back from the fair now
>>701886767
Hi baka~ <3
>>701886897
Who?
Person who claims Jakuzure? Or..? []correct me if wrong
And why do you think they are?
>>701887004
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammeda wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result causedtwo wayward airplanesto lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
>>701887273
Juri from Street Fighter. You'll meet him someday and find out.
>>701886652
meh if you are not trying to go out with them I dont see the point
>>701886897
someone thinks I should be dead thats an opinion? you cant just say that. honestly I cant like ok maybe I am different It just never stops
>>701887074
my therapist told me im not that bad he has a phd you dont so you cant diagnose me a psycho you are going off of this angry mob mentality
>>701887004
oh that sound cool
i'll install AutoHotKey and you send me the script?
>>701886782
ok
>>701886819
YUUUUUKKKKKKIIIIIIIII!!!!
>card games club
NEEEEERD
>>701887485
YUUUUUNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>NEEEEERD
Bitch do you want me to banish your ass to the shadow realm?
>>701886767
Some of them are, some aren't. I realized this artist has made enough pics in such a unique artstyle to guarantee an in-depth research and a folder just for him.
>>701886767
I'm actually not listening to anything new, but I'm still downloading albums from random artists to listen to some other day, and more importantly, hoarding purposes.
This is what I'm listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0rE8dI6dRg
>>701887482
yeah sure.
Here's the link:
https://www.autohotkey.com/
I'll put it in a folder on my OneDrive, and send you link in a few mins
>>701887449
Hmmm, when's he last been on?
>>701887422
Yeah that.
My script types that out, too
>>701887868
Three days ago I'd say. He's been a bit preoccupied.
>>701887678
Sit yo ass down nigga you ain't doing shit! Lol
>>701887145
Wtf I hate Slayer now.
>>701888091
>activates Mirror Force
>sends Yuno to the graveyard
gg ez
>>701888098
>>701888188
Wtf I love noise now.
I must go now, see you all later.
>>701888188
And you just falling new levels of low.
>>701888481
Goodbye.
>>701888443
Yea dude.
>>701888546
~Shiro
>>701886899
Sorry, I clicked the wrong one!
>>701885982
Hello Saber, how are you?
>got it this time
>>701887273
>W-who are you calling baka?! Baka!
><3
How are you doing tonight Cirno?
>>701887752
It's always nice to find a hidden source of quality fanart for the waifu
I haven't found a new website to get music from. All the usual ones are honeypots now
>this seems not bad
>>701888350
Sleepy?
My waifu is upgrading her pc.
>>701888742
Kerry Fucking King.. really? I am dissapointed
>>701888327
>Monster reborn
>Infuses twin headed thunder dragon
Lol git fucked
>>701888742
Both of them are shit candidates, either way it will be shit terms
K, here's the link:
>>701887868
>>701887482
>>701886767
Weeb music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-NuxWkYtlI
Hope you're having fun in WoW, cutie.
K, here's the link:
>>701887868
>>701887482
https://1drv.ms/f/s!Al6h-1-RaC6tgpR3Kv2T6uGpDUSg_A
fuck...
>>701889219
didn't paste it...
>>701889048
huh what happened please explain politics bore the shit out of me
>>701888899
>>701886670
https://youtu.be/SgWcSuxyvT8?t=50
>>701889359
Slayer guy votes for Hillary
>>701889104
>Dark Hole
git gud scrub. Also
>fusion summon
>not XYZ or Synchro
>>701889359
Some of my favorite musicians are being mean to Trump but hey they can't be perfect
>>701889524
>>701889607
oh I thought people hated the trump guy is he not an asshole?
>>701889537
Nigga I havent kept up with yugayoh since the ps1 game
Thanks
>>701889741
He said something about her being the only safe choice but she has a status as a federal criminal.
I hate being stressed out
>>701889761
Gotcha, I only just started getting back into it because of my roommate. It's fun, I don't have a competitive deck or anything, but it's fun to play other decks and see strategies.
>>701888952
I have a cursor for her, animated, under HelpSelect and MultipleUse if you're interested:
https://1drv.ms/f/s!Al6h-1-RaC6tgXFUXPGCdpUjCUZ4
>>701888863
It is. Homu is popular enough for me to get a constant supply of art without even trying but the more the better.
>music websites
I use mainly discogs and the websites from my favourite labels. Lately youtube has been giving some surprisingly good recommendations too.
>>>/mu/ is great to expand your taste and discuss music too.
>>701889950
You could go for a run.
>>701890057
Its 9pm and i have a bad knee.
>>701889906
oh ok
>>701889389
Going to sleep soon?
Spooky Skeleton claim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ79AqEtHXo
It's her birthday. <3
>>701889741
the american political scene is a real shit show right now but I like him more. Not that it matters anyway since I don't vote in U.S.
>>701889741
He is hated, the mindless murikans love him for his "honesty"
>>701889950
What troubles you?
>>701889995
Have one friend wanting me to play magic, never played any cards other than gen 1 yugioh
>>701890260
>gif.
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>701889950
end your life
>>701890146
>a bad knee
are you 50?
>tfw you get ignored by your fav blonde boat and your fav Queen of dominatrix.
>>701890146
Oh.
>>701890411
You're missing out, my man.
>>701890409
Money problems. And i may sell my truck tomorrow.
>>701890426
k
>>701890441
No
>>701890491
yeah
>>701890545
I have to sleep soon. No more plz.
>>701889318
meant>>701889821 for you
>>701890479
what about your favorite maid?
>>701890409
Don't play magic. I played it once and hated it
>>701890657
Damn
>>701890691
you would never ignore me bby senpai
>>701890246
Soon
>>701890844
<3
Since I'm here, anyone got any pictures of my waifu? Pic related.
>>701890681
No.
>>701890691
no problem.
just look at the script to see what to type
things between "::" will be replaced.
>>701890398
yeah i didnt know we had a new pm until ike 2 days ago kek
>>701890409
oh I see
>>701890479
Oh hi didnt see you whats up
>>701890657
why you have bad knee then?
>>701890773
I'm not
I think that shits hella nerdy
>>701890945
My collection.
http://imgur.com/a/X1W38
>>701890657
Maybe a non-leg workout? I know working out helps me take my mind off of things.
Am I doing it right
>Rem
>>701890945
>>701891178
Fucked it up years ago. I have to walk down stairs sideways.
>>701891268
......
>>701891178
kek
>you've been missing out on our fabulous Justin for so long
>>701891212
It's also hella expensive. Like WAY more expensive than most other card games (except maybe Hearthstone)
>>701891268
>>701891326
>>701891291
I swear to god, as I was scrolling the front page, I saw the words "autism" on this post.
I'm kind of spooked now ...
